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    In a world plagued by villains, heroes, and supernatural powers that may as well be cursed techniques, Fushiguro Megumi and Kugisaki Nobara conclude that the only way to capture the attention of the missing Itadori Yuuji is to force their faces on screen.

    (Or: the frogs learn to live outside the well, while missing a third of themselves, and that is by attending Japan's number one hero school.)

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    29 Jul 2021

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    “Uh—why should I cosplay as Sasuke?” Fushiguro demands as both Junpei and Yuuji nod wisely. “Can’t I be Itachi?”

    “I’m already cosplaying as Itachi,” Junpei says serenely. “I already made the Akatsuki coat and everything. And you’ll be a great Sasuke—it’s your hair, you hardly have to do anything to it.”

    “If we’re going by hair, then Itadori should be Sakura,” Fushiguro says, pointing at Yuuji’s pink locks.

    Yuuji shrugs, tugging at his bangs. “Sure, sounds cool, Sakura’s timeskip outfit is nice.”

    Or Yuuji gets to do a couple cosplay with Fushiguro and also gets his man.
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    29 Jul 2021

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    Satoru only has two eyes but it feels like he's got six. The doctor says he's blessed to have a one in a billion quirk, but there's a part of Satoru that knows he's only got a fifth of a whole.

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    The Prison Realm drops Gojo Satoru into the BNHA-verse and that changes things.

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    28 Jul 2021

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    Inumaki Toge is trying to fight a cursed spirit; then he pops right through the floor, a black hole, and out into, apparently, another universe.

    Villains are in the midst of attacking USJ when a blue portal opens, suspended mid-air. A teenager with pale hair and markings around his mouth falls out.

    (And, sometime later, following his errant student, Gojou Satoru lands gracefully in a run-down bar.)

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    28 Jul 2021

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    "Can you crush a watermelon between your thighs?"

    The entire team bursts into laughter, whereas Sakusa looks disgusted by the thought, because of course he would - Atsumu imagines that getting anywhere close to a food product with his legs would probably get him killed on sight.

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    The watermelon doesn't stand a chance.

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    26 Jul 2021