wtfmulder
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- The X-Files (69)
- IT (Movies - Muschietti) (1)
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Mulder and Scully go undercover on a honeymoon cruise to investigate the deaths of two newlywed couples.
Prompt: During an undercover assignment as a couple, Mulder and Scully find themselves in a situation where, to keep their cover, they have discuss their sex life and/or be affectionate with one another. Something that leads to first time sex.
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A couple of days before her period, Scully is crawling up the walls and on the furniture.
Prompt list: Mulder walks in on Scully, Scully fantasizing, Scully horny on/before her period, grinding as masturbation, early MSR, UST, hurt/comfort, bisexual Scully.
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Part three of the "pocket guts" trilogy. Mulder and Scully have a lot to do to fix their relationship before it even begins.
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- Part 3 of tend the wound
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Dana is a beat cop, trying to keep her head straight while dealing with her awful superiors. Fox steals things from people who don’t deserve them. This is just an excuse to write about very graphic sex in a police car. AU in the 1970s.
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Just absolutely nonsensical stories that I post on Tumblr sometimes for my own entertainment and to psychologically damage my friends. If you enjoy my other writing, or respect me at all as a person, just don't read these.
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What’s left when words fail?
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31 May 2020
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May 1999. A mysterious death brings Scully's faith and personal history to the fore.
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22 May 2020
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Richie makes a deal with the devil and Derry pays the price. The Losers reunite to deal with the consequences.
"Behind him, almost imperceptible, he hears the footsteps. Richie’s heart jumps in his chest and he lets out a rush of air but before he can turn Pennywise is in his ear saying, REMEMBER RICHIE: DON’T LOOK BACK.
“Okay, okay.” Richie says, every muscle in his body aching to turn around. "Old school, I can dig it.” "Russian translation now available, courtesy of the amazing YellowGrass: //ficbook.net/readfic/8913444
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- Part 1 of Orpheus Had No Follow-Through
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12 May 2020
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Do automata dream of electric spaghetti? by Mere_Mortifer
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
02 Aug 2020
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“Oh fuck,” Richie moans. “Please don’t let it be a dead body, I will so vomit.”
But now that he can see it better, the stripe of skin that's peeking out of a sock is too smooth to be human, it reminds more of a—
"Doll."
The word leaves his lips with a not small dose of relief. He hooks a finger under the sheet that covers it and, keeping as far away from it as possible, he lifts it up and away.
There's a boy underneath. Well, it's a doll, Richie wasn't wrong about that, but it looks like a boy, roughly Richie's age. The Uncanny Valley effect is difficult to ignore: the face of the doll is alarmingly realistic, and so are the brown locks of its hair and the proportions of the body. He keeps waiting for it to blink its eyes open.Richie waits. It doesn't blink.
Until one day, it does.
(Or: Richie is lonely, Eddie is an automaton rotting away in Neibolt House, and the Turtle decides to play matchmaker in a very unorthodox way.)
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19 Jan 2020
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feel this burning, love of mine by floatingonthelehigh
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
27 Oct 2019
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To remember that he is in love, and still fall deeper into it, now that is just fucking something. But to confess, and watch Eddie die, and then get him back again. It feels like a second chance.
__________________(in which IT is very aware of Richie’s real fear, and uses it against him. Richie deals with the aftermath.)
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08 Oct 2019