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    Kim Taehyung dies on a Friday night, and wakes up on trial in a court of vampires.

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    24 May 2022

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    With one-minded pursuit, Kim Seokjin: stabs Jimin’s door code in, kicks his sandals off in the foyer, rushes into the common room, and—as soon as he catches sight of yellow-blonde poking up over the back of the couch—blurts, “We had sex.”

    Jimin instantly jerks up from where he’s curved up against Yoongi’s side. “What?”

    “I think,” Seokjin amends.

    “With Namjoonie?” Yoongi doesn’t look conscious, face slack with sleep, a dead arm draped around Jimin’s middle.

     

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    Seokjin's sexuality did not progress systematically like ticks on a wall that rose in centimeter-increments; it’d been shaken and dumped out of a plastic container like Yoongi-rocks.

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    18 May 2022

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    '“Oh, this guy hates you,” Seokjin says, sounding surprised.

    “Doesn’t matter what I do,” Yoongi confirms. “My last exhibition, he complained that the room I’d chosen to exhibit neon artwork in ‘wasn’t dark enough’, as though he’d forgotten about health and safety laws that prevent me from allowing visitors to bumble around pitch black rooms.”'

     

    (Yoongi, Senior Curator at the MMCA, curates his exhibitions with just one goal in mind - showing Namjoon, art critic and general pain in his ass, that he knows what he's doing when it comes to curation.)

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    09 May 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 57

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    "He’s not… Avoiding Seokjin, necessarily.
    But he’s not… Not avoiding him."

    (Or, a new player joins their MMORPG guild. Jimin's not pleased.)

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    09 May 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 65

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    "Good news - Christmas event planners are exactly what he needs right now.

    Bad news - everyone seems to already be booked.

    Which was ridiculous, honestly, because if you were the type of person to organise a Christmas planner ahead of time, then you weren't the type of person who needed a Christmas planner."

     

    (Or - Jimin accidentally overbooks himself to plan three separate Christmas events, so he hires Taehyung to plan Christmas for him, and suggests they fake date to justify Taehyung's presence at Christmas.)

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    09 May 2022