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    Every time Eddie laughs, Richie looks pleased with himself. And it’s pretty often. Richie’s good. He takes direction well and doesn’t flub the lines. But there’s a problem: he likes to improvise.
    Eddie hates comedians who improvise all over the written script. None of them are as good as the writers are. It’s attention-seeking and desperate.
    “Hey, Nathan Lane,” he calls out, “stop with the improv. Freestyle at home.” Mike lightly punches Eddie in the shoulder.
    “Mike, get him out of here, he’s interfering with my process,” Richie says in his best diva voice. He doesn’t seem offended, which is good, because Eddie was afraid he’d crossed a line as soon as he’d said it. They were friendly but probably not at the fake insult level of friendship yet. Still, Eddie calls out again.
    “You’re not Robin Williams in Aladdin. No one’s as good as Robin Williams in Aladdin. Give it up.”

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    AU: Eddie is an animator and Richie is an up-and-coming comedian who voices the character in a movie he’s working on. They fall in love.
    CW: Frozen spoilers, Minions.

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    31 Aug 2020

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    Eddie realizes his feelings for Richie while Richie leaves graffiti all over Derry.

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    30 Aug 2020

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    A look into Richie and Eddie's lives as they raise a child together.

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    23 Aug 2020

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    “Don’t mind me. I’m just hamming it up.” He holds up the lunch meat and displays it like Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune before saying, “Okay, I get it. You think I’m just milking it for attention.”

    Eddie lets out a thinly veiled snort. He shakes his head and finally looks down to his shoes, trying his best to hide his smile. Was this guy for real?

    “Ooh. Was that a laugh I heard? Are my jokes ap-peel-ing to you?” He pauses to use the scale to weigh the bananas. He looks up at Eddie to ridiculously wiggle his eyebrows.

    Eddie finally cracks at that, a full laugh, and concedes, “You’re quick on your feet. Definitely less cringey than I thought this would be.”

    “I’ll count that as a win. Feel free to join in!” The cashier slides the can of Campbell’s noodle soup across the scanner. “Don’t be chicken.”

     

    Or, Richie works as a grocery store cashier who constantly forgets to wear his name tag and can’t stop serving up puns, but Eddie is kinda into it.

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    19 Aug 2020

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    Eddie Kaspbrak just finished a night shift at the hospital. All he wants is a hash brown. Too bad IHOP don't have any left. Good thing there's a perfectly adequate looking stranger there to witness his meltdown over that.

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    the hash brown au nobody asked for.

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    18 Aug 2020

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