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    “Oh, it wasn’t a nightmare” was her first thought.
    The second thought was a chaotic mess. Horror and relief mixed into one.

    Her father was Jin Zixuan.
    Her supposedly future son-in-law. Or she should say her current son-in-law. Who was also her current father.

    Which meant her mother was Jiang Yanli. Her daughter.

    Which also meant her grandfa- Nope, she was not going to finish that sentence. Nope.

    A.k.a. the fic where Madam Yu reincarnated as Jin Ling.

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    28 Feb 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 97

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    “What a stuck-up ass,” he mutters. Which earns him an elbow to the ribs from Jiang Cheng.

    “Oi. Careful how you speak. His family’s old money, you don’t want to get in trouble with them. Better to just stay out of his hair.”

    “Pffft, as if old money was a reason to be impolite to people who just wanted to say hello. I bet if he would take his head out of his butt, we’d actually become good friends real fast.”

    Or: Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji meet in high school, and Wei Wuxian sets out to win his friendship.

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    27 Feb 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 29

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    Wei Wuxian had heard the story of course. It had made its rounds through his high school and followed him into his college days. He didn’t think there was any possibility it was true. Virginity was a social construct, invented by creepy old men to exercise dominance over women. The idea that a simple lack of sexual activity before the age of thirty could give one magical powers was absolutely ludicrous.

    Wei Wuxian believed this until the morning of his thirtieth birthday.


    AKA the Wangxian Cherry Magic AU that absolutely nobody asked for.

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    27 Feb 2021

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    “But what a beautiful story! To love someone so much, you defy the laws of nature. A child is gift from the heavens.” She says, a big smile on her face. “To think this handsome young man in front of us was birthed by two men! The Yiling Patriarch was always spoken about as such a loathsome figure…but to give such a miraculous gift to his beloved,” she leans over and gently touches Sizhui’s cheek. “He must be a brilliant man.”

    “Actually, that Wei Wuxian is being spoken of as a Fertility God, in many of our little towns.” Ning-shushu sputters at that, unable to hold back. “All the young couples have begun to pray to him for healthy and strong children. Like you, Young Master!”

    Sizhui’s watermelon almost falls out of his hand. Senior Wei? A Fertility God?! Hanguang-Jun often has the appearance of a strong and powerful deity, but Senior Wei?

    (or, a flood of rumours take a wholesome hit to the Yiling Patriarch’s notorious reputation, and the cultivation world finds themselves a new Fertility God. Shenanigans ensue.)

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    26 Feb 2021

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    “I date!” Wei Ying protests, “I could be dating. You don’t know my life A-Yuan. I could be going on plenty of dates.” He’s not. He occasionally finds a booty call on tinder or grindr or whatever miscellaneous dating app he has on his phone at the time, but he hasn’t even done that in a while.

    “When? You’re pretty much always with me when you’re not at work.”

    “Maybe I’m a secret agent, living a double life, raising you nights and weekends and solving crimes with a partner during the day. I could pull it off, you know?”

    “Dad,” A-Yuan says seriously.

    Wei Ying blinks at him and says “Wei Yuan,” in his best imitation of seriousness.

     

    In which Wei Ying is a young single father whose son is possibly scheming to set him up with his history teacher.

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    26 Feb 2021