DAKIN_YES has started chat.
DAKIN_YES has named chat history_squad
DAKIN_YES has added 420nosescope, David Posner, Here_come_tech_boi, HowAboutVanNogh, pete, pianoMan, TEACHUSSY and why to history_squad
TEACHUSSY: Dakin, how do I change my name?
HowAboutVanNogh: oh god stu you didnt
pianoMan: dakin im p sure this isnt legal
why: unfortunately it is
why: well technically its not *illegal*
David Posner: Wow, Dakin
DAKIN_YES: i have done nothing i need to apologise for
Here_come_tech_boi: you've done plenty of things you need to apologise for, you're just too much of a prick to do it
DAKIN_YES: ill sue you
Here_come_tech_boi: you can't sue me for slander, (1) it's true, (2) i haven't actually spoken, it'd be libel
pianoMan: wrecked @ DAKIN_YES
DAKIN_YES: sod off @ Here_come_tech_boi @ pianoMan
TEACHUSSY: Dakin, you still haven't told me how to change my name.
DAKIN_YES: settings -> interface preferences -> redo name -> type whatever you want
DAKIN_YES: its simple sir
David Posner: dakin, those were the change username setting from before the last update
TEACHUSSY: I can't figure it out
DAKIN_YES: ill show you tommorow sir
pete: whats this
DAKIN_YES: thought we needed a new history chat
DAKIN_YES: something a bit more involved, now were all going in for oxbridge and that
private chat: Scrippsy and stu_the_dude
Scrippsy: this has nothing to do with history or oxbridge
stu_the_dude: have you ever heard of a legal expression called 'plausible deniability'
Scrippsy: you desperate slag
stu_the_dude: i have no idea what youre talking about
pete: alright then
DAKIN_YES: more discussion time and that, its a good idea. more topics than we would usually get with three hours a week.
TEACHUSSY: Well, I can't see the Headmaster arguing with that.
DAKIN_YES: now, henry's wives, scale to 1-10 for each one
David Posner: *Dakin*
HowAboutVanNogh: that has nothing to with the exams stu
TEACHUSSY: That's going to be hard to make interesting in an essay, almost every book on Henry VIII says he's a terrible person. A better answer would be to say there were socio-political reasons and machinations for each marriage, and argue that Henry planned each one strategically in order to stabilise his own power domestically and in Europe.
420nosescope: 6, 9 (for the manky hand), 5, 2, 8, 4
David Posner: School is empty and all the fools are here.
420nosescope: dont paraphrase shakespeare at me you bellend at least i answered the question
TEACHUSSY: Timms, language
420nosescope: im not in school sir it doesnt count
TEACHUSSY: Can I at least retain some degree of academic professionalism?
pete: ur in a chat with dakin sir uve already lost that
HowAboutVanNogh: p much
DAKIN_YES: LIES SIR, PAY NO ATTENTION TO THESE PONZIAN FABRICATORS
DAKIN_YES: but we have had very little academic focus in previous chats, yes
why: once we managed to have an entire conversation based on which was the worst english monarch based on daddy issues and penis size with complete disregard of socio-economical political context
Here_come_tech_boi: i won
TEACHUSSY: Who did you argue?
Here_come_tech_boi: mary tudor
TEACHUSSY: Unobvious. A good answer, considering.
Here_come_tech_boi: @DAKIN_YES SUCK ITTTTTTTTTTTTT
DAKIN_YES: fuck off akthar
TEACHUSSY: However, it's 2:30, aren't you all supposed to be in lesson?
David Posner: We are, sir.
420nosescope: general studies, sir
Here_come_tech_boi: i'm hiding my phone behind an anthology of byron pems, sir
TEACHUSSY: And Mr Hector hasn't noticed?
HowAboutVanNogh: hector doesnt know/realise, weve been doing this for years
pianoMan: 'i deny nothing'
Here_come_tech_boi: @pianoMan nice quote
pianoMan: @Here_come_tech_boi ta.
TEACHUSSY: Anyways, I think it's inappropriate of me to intrude on another teacher's lesson, so make sure to only contact me out of hours/in frees.
DAKIN_YES: i dont think any time with you is innapropratley spent, sir, we need to pass the exams, were just wasting time
TEACHUSSY: Perhaps, Dakin, but if you'd actually worked on your Richard III essay instead of playing on your phone it might not actually have been the perfect cure for insomniacs around the world. I could feel the melatonin levels rising with every paragraph.
DAKIN_YES: im hurt, sir
pianoMan: @DAKIN_YES well that went *great*
pianoMan: also youre a complete manslag
DAKIN_YES: at least im doing *something*, you ponce
why: we cant all be satisfied with jesus
Here_come_tech_boi: and on the third day, scripp's sex life rose again
David Posner: and on the seventh day, god rested, forgot to make don's sex life, and spent the rest of existence *convinced* there was something he forgot
HowAboutVanNogh: this is my body, broken for you and for many in accordance with the scriptures, take, eat, in rememberance of scripps sex life
pianoMan: this is bullying
DAKIN_YES: this is justice
Here_come_tech_boi: this is sparta
420nosescope: THIS IS JOHNNNNN CENAAAAAAAAA
pianoMan: i hate you all
DAKIN_YES: you cant hate me im too pretty
pete: were perfectly capable of thinking ur a knob despite that
DAKIN_YES: RUDGE THINKS IM PRETTY
David Posner: of course that's what you take from that, dakin
DAKIN_YES: i have no evidence saying im not pretty
why: your hair looks like its styled with marmite
420nosescope: SAVAGE @why
DAKIN_YES: @why must you hurt me in this way
pianoMan: contrary to public opinion, no-one thinks youre cool stu
DAKIN_YES: thats not tru
DAKIN_YES: someone must think im cool
420nosescope: nah m8
David Posner: only sometimes
Here_come_tech_boi: posner doesnt count
DAKIN_YES: excuse you posner is a vital member of this chat and class and his opinion counts just as much as the rest of you
David Posner: once in fourth year you told me that none of my votes in class counted because i have less dignity when i run than a convulsing giraffe being electrocuted
David Posner: so either you're unanimously voted 'not cool' or you're wrong
HowAboutVanNogh: admit hes wrong
why: sorry mate i guess youre just a massive loser until the end of time now
DAKIN_YES: NONE OF MY OPINIONS FROM BEFORE THE AGE OF SIXTEEN MATTER
DAKIN_YES: IM STILL COOL
Here_come_tech_boi: the lady doth protest too much, methinks
DAKIN_YES: hamet, act 3, scene 3, line 92
pianoMan: stop trying to be clever
pianoMan: you've tried for eighteen years, its time to give up
HowAboutVanNogh: its been a good run
Here_come_tech_boi: its time to finally embrace the sweet release of blissful idiocy
why: why does every chat devolve into bullying dakin
DAKIN_YES: because you're all terrible people
pete: pot meet kettle
David Posner: i tried to defend you, dakin
DAKIN_YES: yeah, well try harder next time, you ponce
private chat between Scrippsy and David Posner
Scrippsy: hey, you alright
David Posner: yeah, hes just being a prick, im used to it
Scrippsy: sorry, pos
David Posner: not ur fault, scrippsy
Scrippsy: u want me to spill irn-bru on him
David Posner: ...
David Posner: yeah tbh
HowAboutVanNogh: holy fuck, don, that was great
DAKIN_YES: i hate you
DAKIN_YES: i just pressed this shirt last night
why: hoestly scripps that was fabulous you lanky oaf
DAKIN_YES: y'all're traitors im soaking
420nosescope: that's what she said
pete: @DAKIN_YES are you seriously just sat there typing while covered in irnbru
yes, scripps im gonna kill you if this stains you clumsy git
DAKIN_YES changed chat name to SCRIPPS IS A KNOB
private chat between Scrippsy and David Posner
David Posner: thnxx
Scrippsy: np ;)