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BNHA Chat 2: Electric Boogaloo

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small bean invited 10+ other people to chat

 

small bean renamed chat to chat 2: electric boogaloo

 

raichu: rest in pieces my old name

 

alternative rock: why did you bring it b a c k

 

explosion boy: i hadn’t slept that good in weeks

 

explosion boy: you took this from me izuku

 

small bean: :^)))

 

climbing wall: i can’t believe the chat that was technically the foundation of most of our relationship is back

 

spoderman: god i wish i could say that wasn’t true

 

white zuko: ://

 

mars: why are you white zuko, todoroki you’re not white

 

white zuko: why are you mars

 

mars: bcuz i look like an alien and mars is the only planet that’s a color close to pink

 

white zuko: i have white hair

 

mars changed white zuko ’s name to half white zuko

 

mars: only half white hair

 

half white zuko: fair enough

 

explosion boy: are you done flirting with my boyfriend

 

ribbit: i’m bakugou constantly needing to chill

 

fly girl: same

 

mr president: could you please refrain from insulting my boyfriend

 

fly girl: iida

 

fly girl: i respect you

 

fly girl: and i respect your decisions

 

fly girl: but bakugou’s kind of a dick

 

climbing wall: um, no?

 

spoderman: um, kinda

 

climbing wall: hanta fight me

 

spoderman: anytime babe ;^))))

 

climbing wall: dshfjdhghdgaetjdg

 

shitty wine: gay

 

momo no homo: mineta you are dating a man

 

shitty wine: f u c k

 

alternative rock: hey has anyone else also noticed to sudden lack of mineta’s pervertedness??

 

ribbit: huh

 

ribbit: now that u mention it

 

shitty wine: i have a boyfriend

 

fly girl: how does it feel takin the D

 

shitty wine: how does it feel not having any D to take

 

small bean: OKAY this stops here

 

small star: is hitoshi in chat??

 

small sleep: yeah i’m here

 

small star: <3!!!!

 

ribbit: why are you midoriya and hitoshi all “small” somethings???

 

small bean invited big sleep , big bean , and big star to chat 2: electric boogaloo

 

big sleep: dear god why

 

big star: HEYYYYY EVERYBODYYYYY

 

big bean: hello students!!!

 

alternative rock: i can’t believe dadzawa betrayed us like this

 

big sleep: what

 

alternative rock: his favorite student isn’t even from this class

 

alternative rock: i’m more hurt than i thought i’d be

 

big sleep: i have

 

big sleep: to go

 

big sleep left chat 2: electric boogaloo

 

ribbit: who’s his favorite from our class?

 

fly girl: deku

 

momo no homo: midoriya

 

alternative rock: midoriya

 

thnks fr th mmrs: izuku

 

climbing wall: izuku

 

raichu: izuku

 

mr president: izuku

 

spoderman: izuku

 

mars: izuku

 

white zuko: izuku

 

explosion boy: izuku

 

shitty wine: me

 

small star: not him

 

small bean: DSJYFGSHERYTRJGFDHRESYTH

 

big star: does this happen often???

 

small bean removed big star from chat 2: electric boogaloo


small bean removed big bean from chat 2: electric boogaloo

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raichu: IZUKU WHERE ARE YOU

 

small bean: i?? told you?????

 

mars: we have been scrounging the dorms for half an hour

 

mars: even shinsou is worried

 

small bean: oh fuck

 

small bean: haha yeah about that

 

small bean: i’m in america right now???

 

climbing wall: WHAT

 

raichu: W HAT

 

mars: WHY

 

small bean: my dad’s from america!

 

small bean: i spend the holidays with him a lot!

 

spoderman: holidays when????

 

spoderman: there’s still like a MONTH before christmas????????

 

small bean: thanksgiving!

 

half white zuko: ,,,,,,,,

 

half white zuko: what’s thanks giving

 

small bean: it’s one word shouto

 

half white zuko: what’s thanksgiving

 

small bean: it’s an american holiday that was made on kind of messed up terms, but it’s supposed to celebrate family and friends and everything you’re thankful for!!

 

small bean: which of course is all you guys <3!!!

 

ribbit: i can’t believe midoriya is dating all of class 1-A plus shinsou

 

small bean: FSGDHNGSHRTJYKTUHDMTJRYTKHMDSGNDRTJYT

 

small sleep: he doesn’t deny it ;^)))

 

small sleep: hmu @small bean ;^))))))

 

small bean: you have a boyfriend

 

small bean: i have /six/ boyfriends

 

small sleep: so what’s two more ;^))))))))))))))

 

small bean: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, maybe later

 

raichu: grehwurejytdhfnsgetruejyg wHAT

 

explosion boy: jesus did i also forget to tell you guys?

 

spoderman: KATSUKI YOU KNEW

 

spoderman: WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY ANYTHING

 

explosion boy: I THOUGHT IZUKU TOLD YOU I DON’T KNOW

 

mr president: Izuku!!

 

mr president: You should have been more clear on what you meant when you said that!!!

 

fly girl: wait what

 

mr president: yesterday afternoon Izuku said “hey guys i’m heading out don’t freak out when i’m not here” and then left with no luggage or anything to indicate you would be leaving for more than a few hours at most

 

small bean: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

small bean: my dad has a house.

 

small bean: oh!!!

 

small bean: speaking of which!!!!

 

small bean uploaded mrmidoriya.png

 

fly girl: ,,,,, huh

 

small bean: ?????

 

fly girl: i dunno, i kinda thought your dad would look,,,

 

fly girl: more like you i guess???

 

raichu: he hath freckles

 

fly girl: yeah but that’s it

 

mars: he’s a dilf

 

small bean: you come into my home

 

explosion boy: ashido wtf don’t call uncle hisashi a dilf

 

mars: YOU’RE C O U S I NS

 

small bean: NO

 

small bean: OUR MOMS WERE FRIENDS

 

alternative rock: their moms were gay

 

explosion boy: no

 

alternative rock: oh ok then

 

unsee u l8er: merry thanks giving!!!!!

 

small bean: it’s one word hagakure

 

unsee u l8er: happythanksgiving!!!!

 

small bean: you’re all dead to me

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small bean: I’M BACK

 

raichu: WHERE ARE YOU I NEED TO KISS YOU

 

small bean: IM ON A TABLE

 

raichu: I SEE YOU HOLD STILL

 

spoderman: SNATCHED

 

disney princess: what is one to do when they see sero tape izuku from across the room

 

fly girl: ??? izuku ???

 

fly girl: ARE YOU DATING

 

disney princess: no

 

climbing wall: not yet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

small bean: no sinning in my good christian server

 

climbing wall: ASRJYTHGNXBDFTSJYDKGHMXNGZDBFHTSJYD

 

raichu: izuuuuuukuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

small bean: ???

 

raichu: whoooo is this

 

small bean: cous

 

small bean invited dragon baby to i’m gay for izukun

 

dragon baby: that’s a mood

 

mars: srtjykghmfnerawtretkufjgmhdnserturytku

 

mars: ur COUSES

 

small bean: ah yes

 

small bean: couses

 

mars: SHUT

 

alternative rock: is it just me or has our cinnamon roll been weirdly savage as of late?

 

small sleep: i’ve corrupted him

 

dragon baby: ooh are you the one izuku thinks is hot but doesn’t want to ~~initiate~~ into his relationship because he has anxiety

 

small sleep: wh

 

small bean removed dragon baby from i’m gay for izukun

 

small bean: hitoshi you heard nothing

 

small sleep: wait no

 

small sleep: i heard

 

small sleep: something

 

small star: all of the dad trio’s kids in one relationship?

 

small star: i’m down

 

explosion boy: .

 

explosion boy: it is three in the fucking morning

 

explosion boy: GO TO SLEEP

 

climbing wall changed explosion boy ’s nickname to no chill bf

 

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momo no homo uploaded sleepybabies.png

 

spoderman: my boyfriends are so cute,,,,,,,,,

 

mars: boyfriendS????????????????????

 

spoderman: yes we are now also dating hitoshi and yuuga shut

 

alternative rock: ..

 

alternative rock: you only need one more member and then half the class will be dating each other

 

thnks fr th mmrs: “““member”””

 

alternative rock: shut it polly

 

thnks fr th mmrs: crow


alternative rock: yeah fuck you too

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shitty wine: is nobody gonna talk about how midoriya’s cousin is just… living in the dorms

 

shitty wine: he doesn’t even interact with us he just comes down at dinner and then leaves

 

small bean: he’s doing an exchange thing

 

small bean: but like in support

 

momo no homo: he’s in support?

 

small bean: back at his school, yeah

 

shitty wine: why isn’t he in the /support/ dorms then

 

small bean: he

 

small bean:

 

small bean: you know, idk lemme ask

 

small bean invited dragon baby to nobody change the fucking chat name anymore it’s gotta /stay/ “i’m gay for izukun”

 

dragon baby: y’all wild

 

small bean: hey couses y r u in our dorms and not the support dorms

 

dragon baby: it’s quieter here

 

alternative rock: x doubt

 

dragon baby: here i listen to the sound of children screaming instead of constant drilling/sawing/pounding noises from the room next to me

 

alternative rock: … fair

 

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ribbit: GUESS WHO JUST MADE A FUCKING MISTAKE

 

small bean: tsuyu?

 

ribbit: ME BITCH

 

small bean: tsuyu what do you menanghsdfbifsgnrewhutirsgbdkf

 

small bean: this is your captain speaking i am being held at gunpoint by a frog i am sorry

 

small bean removed fly girl from but what if i’m /not/ gay for izukun?

 

ribbit: SO

 

ribbit: GUESS WHO JUST CONFESSED THEIR UNDYING LOVE FOR A STRAIGHT GIRL TO A STRAIGHT GIRL

 

ribbit: HAHA IT’S ME

 

small bean: did

 

small bean: did it go badly?

 

ribbit: IDK I JUST KIND OF BOOKED IT

 

small bean: okay gimme a sec

 

ribbit: IZUKU IF YOU’RE ABOUT TO DO WHAT I THINK YOU’RE ABOUT TO DO I IMPLORE YOU TO STORHDFOGNPBDRTOHKJEKTURY,FJGMHXNFGRTYSJTMJG

 

small bean: THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING I HAVE K N O C K E D O U T THE FROG

 

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deku!!: URARAKA

 

uravity!!: DEKU I JUST GOT CONFESSED TO BY TSUYU WHAT DO I DO

 

deku!!: HOPEFULLY GO ON A DATE WITH HER???

 

uravity!!: BUT IM STRAIGHT

 

deku!!: OKAY THEN HERE’S HOW WE’RE DOING THIS

 

uravity!!: DEKU WHERE DID YOU GO

 

uravity!!: DEKU WHAT ARE YOU DOING

 

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izuku invited tsuyu and ochako to serious relationship talk time

 

izuku: we use first names only here and here’s the deal:

 

izuku: all three of us are going to go on a DATE together

 

izuku: tsuyu because she deSERVES this

 

izuku: ochako to see if she maybe wants to be a little bi-curious

 

izuku: and me to mediate and also see if i want my polyship to get even bigger

 

tsuyu: izuku she’s gonna say no

 

ochako: wait wait wait

 

ochako: ,,, where would we be going?

 

izuku: idk that’s up to tsuyu bcuz she confessed

 

tsuyu: oh my god

 

ochako: ,,,,,,,,,,,,, so tsuyu

 

tsuyu: is this actually happening

 

ochako: ,,,,,,,,,,,, where would you take me in this… hypothetical date

 

tsuyu: ,,,,,,,, there’s an ice cream place not too far from here?

 

ochako: alright im down

 

tsuyu: dear god im gonna cry

 

izuku: WHO’S READY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME

 

ochako: ME

 

tsuyu: guys as much as i want to, it’s kind of super late so A) i doubt the teachers would let us go right now and B) the place would probably be closed even if we could go

 

ochako: tsuyu don’t crush my dreams

 

tsuyu: im so sorry pleas forgiv me


ochako: u r forgivn

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small bean invited bi girl to whoever changed the chat name to “but what if i’m /not/ gay for izukun” better be ready to fuckin’ die

 

small star: who??? is this???

 

bi girl: uraraka

 

small star: uraraka? bisexual???

 

small bean: it’s more likely than u think

 

no chill bf: so how did ur date go

 

bi girl: all things considered

 

bi girl: it went pretty well

 

ribbit: we were /supposed/ to go to this ice cream place that’s like a couple blocks from the school

 

ribbit: but then someone attempted to mug us

 

half white zuko: whaT

 

raichu: holy shit

 

climbing wall: oh my god are you guys okay?

 

no chill bf: L E T  M E  K I L L  T H E M

 

spoderman: i am in agreement with katsuki

 

small star: oh dear god

 

small sleep: hello yes i am awake now and wAHT

 

small bean: no worries m80

 

small bean: we punched em good

 

ribbit: it was actually a pretty nice bonding experience

 

bi girl: there was some kissing

 

mr president: why didn’t /i/ get a post alleyway beatup kiss

 

half white zuko: yeah /izuku/

 

small bean: because A)

 

small bean: i was kind of in shock

 

small bean: and B)

 

small bean: i kind of got snatched and pulled a good thirty to forty feet in the air (maybe higher) and by the time i got back down i was more ready to vomit than kiss somebody

 

raichu: scuze me honey i do not recall hearing about this

 

mr president: .

 

half white zuko: .

 

raichu: SCUZE ME HONIES I DO N O T RECALL HEARING ABOUT THIS

 

small bean: .

 

small bean: im dating ochako and tsuyu now

 

raichu: YES AND I AM VERY PROUD OF YOU AND WE’LL NEGOTIATE STUFF LATER BUT EXC U S E  M E  H O N I E S  I  D O  / N O T /  R E C A L L  H E A R I N G  A B O U T  T H I S

 

small bean: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH LATER

 

small bean has silenced whoever changed the chat name to “but what if i’m /not/ gay for izukun” better be ready to fuckin’ die

 

no chill bf: oh god does this mean we can’t text again

 

momo no homo: no, he just won’t see anything we text

 

raichu: fuck did i say something dumb

 

mr president: no, we were all just sort of

 

mr president: legally sworn to secrecy on the subject

 

climbing wall: WHAT DID YOU D O

 

half white zuko: fuck it i trust our class

 

mr president: TODOROKI NO

 

half white zuko: pulling out my last name huh

 

half white zuko: i see how it is iida

 

raichu: fuck are we havin a fight

 

climbing wall: we may be having a fight

 

spoderman: good golly gee, shouto’s been typing for a while now

 

mr president: TODOROKI IF YOU DARE

 

half white zuko: when izuku sent his location to our chat that one time it was because tenya had a run in with the hero killer while hosu was under attack by noumus and izuku had found him, but knew he probably wouldn’t be able to hold the hero killer off on his own. i recieved this text, and being nearby decided to go and help izuku, telling endeavor to send any heroes to the location when he was done with whatever the fuck and izuku, tenya, and i fought and actually defeated the hero killer before any of the pros ever got there. what izuku was referencing was directly afterwards, a noumu swooped in and snatched izuku right out of our midst and it was the hero killer who saved him, killing the noumu and getting izuku down safely. the next day or the day after—i can’t remember—the chief of police came to us and told us we should be arrested for use of quirks in combat without a license, but agreed to keep all this quiet and sweep it under the rug by giving the credit to endeavor and saying that we were just victims in the event. please don’t go spreading this around

 

mr president left whoever changed the chat name to “but what if i’m /not/ gay for izukun” better be ready to fuckin’ die

 

spoderman: holy fuck

 

raichu: god i want to ask if you guys are okay, but it’s been /ages/ since that happened

 

small star: are

 

small star: /are/ you guys okay?

 

half white zuko: probably not

 

half white zuko: it was pretty traumatic

 

small sleep: god i didn’t think something this heavy would go down so soon into joining this relationship

 

thnks fr th mmrs: normally i would criticize you for the use of “joining” a relationship, as though it was a club or something but uh

 

thnks fr th mmrs: geez

 

mars: so.

 

mars: /are/ you guys fighting?

 

climbing wall: fuck, maybe????

 

half white zuko: god i should talk to tenya

 

raichu: i’ll go talk to izuku???

 

no chill bf: good luck

 

squid: good god i leave this chat for /four goddamned days/ and /all/ the drama that could possibly happen happens

 

no chill bf: hey fuck you squid man


squid: blocked and reported.

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“Hey, uh,” Izuku’s head swiveled around to face Denki, surprise cutting through his anxieties before they came back full force at the look on Denki’s face. “Shouto told us what went down in Hosu.” Denki sat down next to Izuku, kicking his feet against the ledge of the roof.

“Sorry for not telling you guys sooner.” Izuku’s sleeves muffled his words as he laid his head onto his crossed arms. Denki gave his shoulder a soft pat, and then wrapped his arms around Izuku, draping himself over the shorter boy.

“Hey, it’s chill. You had legitimate and legal reasons as not to.” Denki’s voice came from just above Izuku’s left ear, and Izuku let out a soft breath of air, blinking long and slow and looking up to the sky.

The day was overcast, but it hadn’t started to rain yet, so the roof of the school building was still safe to hang out on even if they technically weren’t supposed to be up there. It was a peaceful area and while Izuku had offered multiple times to bring the rest of their significant others up, Denki insisted it was still ‘their’ place.

As much as Izuku loved each and everyone of his boyfriends with all of his heart—girlfriends now too!—he sometimes missed the days when it was just him and Denki, being sweet and doing dumb shit. He’d never say it aloud though—not even to himself.

Something warm pressed against Izuku’s shin, and his eyes snapped open, head quickly angling itself down and almost smacking into Denki’s jaw. There, pressed up against Izuku’s leg, warm and purring, was Katsudon the cat.

“How the fuck…” Denki’s sudden laughter unbalanced the both of them, sending them both awkwardly toppling to the side, Katsudon only just being able to get out of the way of their flailing pile of limbs.

Their landing was wonky, and Izuku had no doubt that his arm would bruise later, but for now he was content to just watch Denki’s face as he curled in on himself due to a mixture of laughter and pain. Katsudon draped himself over both of them, and they were almost late back to the dorms, but Izuku most certainly felt better about himself.

 

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small bean unsilenced okay okay let me rephrase that: what if i’m /str8/ for izukun

 

raichu: we back

 

mr president: how was your talk

 

small bean: we didn’t talk

 

small bean: we hugged, fell over, and then stared romantically into eachothers eyes while pressed into the concrete

 

raichu: how was ur talk

 

mr president: i yelled at shouto until katsuki got tired of it and made us hug for the remainder of our talk

 

half white zuko: we ended up just hugging in place for a while

 

no chill bf: it was either that or make them fight

 

climbing wall: this is why ur the no chill bf

 

ribbit: so uh

 

ribbit: what about us

 

spoderman: ah yes

 

spoderman: y’all

 

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hanchan invited ochako and tsuyu to the biggest polyship this side of the mississippi

 

hanchan: welcome 2 hell

 

ochako: “““hanchan”””?

 

kacchan: izuku gifts you with a name at some point in time or another

 

ochako: wait what /are/ everyone’s names

 

kacchan: of course you’ll know mine

 

hanchan: and u just heard mine

 

denchan: IM DENCHAN I LOVE MY BFS

 

tenchan: i am tenya!

 

shouchan: yeah

 

hitochan: guess who

 

yuuchan: :3c nya

 

eijichan: no

 

tsuyu : y’all’re so cute wtf

 

ochako: wait

 

ochako: what’s izuku’s

 

the Sun: oh uh that’s me

 

the Sun: i wanted to just be izuchan, but the guys insisted that i should be this

 

the Sun: i don’t really get it, but whatever

 

tsuyu: izuku

 

tsuyu: baptize us with new names

 

the Sun: oh?

 

the Sun: really?

 

the Sun: you

 

the Sun: /really/ want me to? :^)

 

tsuyu: uhm

 

tsuyu: yes?

 

the Sun: :^))))

 

the Sun changed tsuyu ’s name to tsukun

 

the Sun locked tsukun ’s name

 

the Sun changed ochako ’s name to ochakun

 

the Sun locked ochakun ’s name

 

the Sun: :^))))))))))))))))

 

ochakun: oh god

 

hanchan: ya gotta let it happen naturally guys

 

hitochan: hanta was apparently stuck as “hankun” for like

 

hitochan: a month

 

the Sun: :^))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

 

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mars: are y’all done

 

no chill bf: yeah yeah fuck u

 

mars: maybe later ;^))))

 

small bean: no

 

small bean: that’s too many additions to our relationship for one month

 

mars: yuo’ve hurt me izukkun ;^((((

 

mars: whatever happened to polysquad boys?

 

spoderman: yeah izuku whatever happened to polysquad boys?

 

alternative rock: big what

 

raichu: another mystery that multiple of my significant others know about but have yet to tell us?

 

climbing wall: two in one day wtf the fuck

 

squid: ah yes

 

squid: “what the fuck the fuck”

 

thnks fr th mmrs: mezou leave them be


squid: no

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alternative rock: wait so what /was/ “““polysquad boys”””?

 

small bean: srgdhfjh,uktyjsrtdgbnsfhs

 

small bean: so like,,,

 

small bean: back in the sports festival

 

small bean: before i started dating half the class

 

small bean: me and mina and hanta were like the only ones online

 

small bean: and we started talking about tenya

 

small bean: and they were joking around like ‘haha izuku’s got a crush on tenya’

 

small bean: but the thing is i /did/ have a crush on tenya

 

small bean: so i got super defensive about it

 

small bean: but they kept bringing it up so i just pulled them into a separate chat and told them about it and mina explained that polyamory is a thing and i was forever since changed

 

spoderman: and polysquad boys the chat exists to this day

 

mars: even in the dark time where there was no 1a chat

 

alternative rock: i

 

alternative rock: i was about to say ‘i can’t believe my girlfriend is cheating on me with izuku’ but like,,,,,,,,

 

alternative rock: like i’m gay but,,,,,,,,,, dang,,,,,

 

small bean: leaf me alone

 

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squid: hey,,, so,,, quick question,,,,,,,,,,,, for izuku’s relationship

 

spoderman: ‘izuku’s relationship’

 

squid: i mean you are

 

spoderman: i never said i wasn’t

 

small sleep: wassup

 

squid: hitoshi is maybe exempt from this because he lives in the 1c dorms but like

 

squid: how do you guys sleep

 

half white zuko: we’ve got like

 

half white zuko: cycles

 

half white zuko: idk tenya izuku and katsuki came up with them not me

 

mr president: up until now there would be three groups of three that would switch up each night

 

mr president: but with the additions of tsuyu and ochako i’m not sure how things are going to work

 

mars: I HAVE A PROPOSAL

 

mars: WHAT IF WE HAD A GIANT SLEEPOVER

 

mars: AND OT11 CAN RELATIONSHIP-SCOUT

 

spoderman: i’m vetoing the second statement, but i am down for a class sleepover

 

bi girl: i am FOR this as well!!

 

small bean: it sounds fun!

 

thnks fr th mmrs: izuku has sanctioned this night meeting, it must happen now

 

shitty wine: can i invite neito?

 

no chill bf: who

 

shitty wine: monoma

 

no chill bf: who

 

shitty wine: kazoo kid

 

no chill bf: oh him

 

small bean: sure he can come!

 

small bean invited copy cat uwu to say yeet if ur gay/bi/str8 for izukun

 

copy cat uwu: jesus fucking christ

 

copy cat uwu: is this the 1a chat

 

copy cat uwu: am i in the 1a chat right now

 

shitty wine: hi neito!!

 

copy cat uwu: hhhhhhhhh

 

no chill bf changed copy cat uwu ’s name to kazoo kid

 

no chill bf: welcome to the jungle bitch

 

climbing wall: we’re havin a party and ur invited

 

kazoo kid: am i being initiated into a cult rn

 

alternative rock: probably

 

raichu: sdfgjdhgnb

 

kazoo kid: fuck

 

small bean: we’re having a class sleepover, and you’ve been invited!!!

 

kazoo kid: oh ok

 

momo no homo: hey izuku,,,

 

small bean: :?

 

momo no homo: why do you have so many peoples’ contacts,,,?

 

small bean: i stalk everyone at this school

 

half white zuko: y

 

half white zuko: you’re joking right?

 

small bean: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

half white zuko: iZuKU

 

small bean: SEE Y’ALL TONIGHT

 

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caterpillar-sensei: midoriya would you care to explain why both shinsou and monoma are missing from the 1c and 1b dorms respectively

 

asparagus: oh

 

asparagus: we’re having a big sleepover in the 1a dorms!

 

caterpillar-sensei: can the others confirm

 

asparagus: sure!

 

asparagus: give me a second, i’ll add you to our chat

 

caterpillar-sensei: dear god not again

 

——

 

small bean: nobody say anything incriminating real quick ok

 

shitty wine: sure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

small bean: i mean it i gotta add somebody real quick

 

small bean invited caterpillar-sensei to say yeet if ur gay/bi/str8 for izukun

 

raichu changed the chat name to i’d FUCK midoriya izuku

 

climbing wall: i love doing the marijuana

 

mars: PASS THE BOOZE

 

half white zuko: aizawa-sensei?

 

small bean: GUYS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

 

caterpillar-sensei: “““sleepover””” sure bitch

 

alternative rock: agsfjydkughngv im gonna cry

 

raichu: FUC K

 

climbing wall: i regret

 

mars: mood

 

small bean: AIZAWA-SENSEI WE’RE JUST HAVING A SLEEPOVER I SWEAR TO GOD

 

small sleep: yeah dad, listen to my boyfriend, he knows things

 

caterpillar-sensei: “boyfriend” ?

 

small sleep: ,,,,,,,,,

 

small sleep: i ha Ve to leA v e

 

small bean: n O

 

squid: for those watching from home, izuku just tackled hitoshi into a hug

 

thnks fr th mmrs: thank you for your commentary mezou

 

squid: np

 

bi girl: we haven’t even gotten 2 truth or dare yet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

small star: the last time we played a game of truth or dare izuku and katsuki basically started dating

 

climbing wall: good times

 

——

 

spoderman: TRUTH OR DARE WAS A MISTAKE

 

dragon baby: e hat

 

bi girl: MINA KEEPS DARING EVERYONE BUT HIS DATEMATES TO KISS IZUKU AND IM FUCKING SALTY

 

no chill bf: I WILL COMMIT HOMICIDE TONIGHT IF I DON’T GET TO KISS MY BOYFRIEND

 

momo no homo: you always get izuku kisses save some for the rest of us

 

unsee u l8er: it’s a shame i’ll never get to kiss those rosy lips again

 

dragon baby: or at the very least until izuku inevitably starts dating everyone in this godforsaken class

 

small bean: ERSGRHTJYDTKUYILKUDMJHNFSGB

 

small bean: YELLS

 

alternative rock: luv u boo

 

no chill bf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

kazoo kid: i just wanted some fucking sleep

 

squid: oh, worm?

 

thnks fr th mmrs: what a mad banquet of darkness

 

shitty wine: tag urself, i’m the fact that hitoshi’s just fucking passed out

 

squid: i’m tooru just lying on her back, lamenting the fact that she’s not dating izuku

 

tails from sonic: i’m the fact that nobody has noticed izuku’s self harm scars

 

squid: scuze me what

 

spoderman: what

 

small star: what

 

bi girl: what

 

unsee u l8er: what

 

shitty wine: what

 

thnks fr th mmrs: what

 

mr president: what

 

alternative rock: what

 

momo no homo: what

 

disney princess: what

 

high fructose man: what

 

half white zuko: what

 

climbing wall: what

 

mars: what

 

raichu: what

 

ribbit: what

 

small sleep: hi im awake now

 

small sleep: also wHAT

 

small bean: hahahahahahahahaha can we not talk about this

 

half white zuko: izuku did you self harm?

 

small bean: DID is the operative word here, okay? it was a one time thing that happened back in middle school, i’m fine now!!

 

no chill bf: izuku,

 

no chill bf: did i make you do that?

 

small bean:

 

small bean: no

 

small bean: or at least not entirely…

 

small bean: it’s… it’s complicated, okay?

 

small bean: it’s complicated and has a lot of context that’ll take time to explain, and i’d prefer if we just

 

small bean: went to bed or something

 

small bean: we can talk about it in the morning if it bothers you guys that much

 

mr president: we’re holding you to that, izuku

 

small bean: i love you all

 

alternative rock: me too?

 

small bean: you’re part of “you all” kyouka

 

alternative rock: :)

 

small bean: goodnight, everybody

 

small sleep: night

 

spoderman: to bed!!

 

climbing wall: g’night!!

 

momo no homo: sleep tight

 

raichu: don’t let katsuki bite

 

no chill bf: what the fuck

 

mr president: let it go katsuki

 

——

 

spoderman: sgdhfjhngsbfagfv i love being woken up at four in the morning to a bomb threat

 

climbing wall: you mean katsuki

 

spoderman: dgstjydtumdhgfgnfgehtryjetnhfb

 

dragon baby: yeah, so, apparently y’all are getting sent home for like,,,,,,, two weeks

 

bi girl: owo what’s this?

 

ribbit: cease and desist

 

shitty wine: ooh imma go tell my parents

 

small bean: god i’m gonna have to tell my parents about my 76 significant others

 

no chill bf: you??? haven’t told them already????

 

small bean: ghdjfgnfhdfg i’ve been putting it off because my mom’s a lil bit homophobic

 

alternative rock: kill her

 

small bean: afhjsngdbhersjyngf nO

 

small bean: she’s not /that/ bad, she’s just kind of,,,,,,,, traditional

 

small bean: and i know for a fact that dad’s bi so he’ll be chill about things but like afdhgfnbrtgbv i have crippling anxiety

 

small sleep: big mood

 

shitty wine: hey like speaking of being gay is anybody willing to have me over during break?

 

half white zuko: why

 

shitty wine: because i think i was just legally disowned

 

no chill bf: i believe i speak for all of us when i say

 

no chill bf: what the fuck

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shitty wine: so yeah haha i told my dad about me n neito and he yelled @ me for like a solid several minutes before telling me not to come home ever again

 

alternative rock: jeez speaking of homophobic parents

 

small bean: yeah minoru, you’ve got me beat

 

shitty wine: it’s times like these where i wish i still had a mom

 

no chill bf: well what happened to your mom?

 

shitty wine: left

 

small sleep: jesus

 

kazoo kid: i wish i could say you can say at my house, but my parents are homophobic too

 

high fructose man: i know what’s about to happen

 

shitty wine: welp. the time has come.

 

alternative rock: ???

 

shitty wine: i’m moving in with my aunt

 

shitty wine: i’d been planning to do so for a while

 

disney princess: and that means???

 

shitty wine: i’ll be moving out of tokyo

 

high fructose man: okay i was not expecting this

 

shitty wine: i’ve been talking to the teachers about it, and i want to leave ua

 

small bean: minoru what???

 

shitty wine: i don’t really think i’m cut out for being a hero and my old reasons for wanting to be one don’t really like

 

shitty wine: apply anymore i guess?

 

shitty wine: so yeah.

 

shitty wine: maybe we can all meet up again when we have a break but for now

 

shitty wine: thanks for the memories

 

shitty wine left class 1a chat

 

thnks fr th mmrs: that bitch

 

——

 

kazoo kid: so minoru just broke up with me

 

no chill bf: rip

 

mr president: katsuki be nice

 

small bean: i’m sorry

 

kazoo kid: it’s chill, it’s not like you were planning this or something

 

tails from sonic: hey, if u wanna talk about it man, we’re all here for you

 

kazoo kid: you’re still on my shit list 1-a

 

kazoo kid: but uh

 

kazoo kid: thanks.

 

bi girl: np!!

 

raichu: i am officially home and already going through withdrawl from being away from my bfs

 

alternative rock: mood

 

alternative rock: but like for my gfs

 

mars: miss u too boo <3

 

momo no homo: we should meet up!!

 

small sleep: @@izuku ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

small bean: maybe after i come out of the closet

 

small bean: speaking of parents

 

small bean: shouto? are you gonna be okay over the break?

 

half white zuko: why wouldn’t i be?

 

small bean: idk i worry about u love

 

half white zuko: don’t it’s chill

 

——

 

izuku: you know you’re gonna have to tell them one day

 

shouto: look by the time they can do anything about it, i’ll be graduated and endeavor will be out of my hair forever

 

izuku: i just

 

izuku: i worry

 

shouto: i know

 

shouto: it’s what makes you so great

 

shouto: but you don’t have to worry about me

 

shouto: i’ll be fine :^)

 

izuku: fuckcf i’m fcryign

 

——

 

dragon baby: hey anyone wanna explain why my cous just burst into tears

 

small bean: haev u wever saw a man so beutaiful u justy sytaredd sobbingn??

 

dragon baby: yes

 

climbing wall: i saw you

 

small bean: kirishima shut ur perfect face

 

small bean: because i just saw todoroki beam at me an d

 

small bean: aaaaaaa

 

half white zuko: fgshjykdughjfngx shut up im ugly

 

small bean: NO????

 

small star: false

 

spoderman: that is not correct

 

unsee u l8er: it has been scientifically proven that todoroki is the prettiest person in all of UA

 

half white zuko: but ur wrong

 

small sleep: no u

 

half white zuko: fuck

 

——

 

small bean: @god, how does one come out of the closet to their parents? asking for a friend

 

ribbit: wow izuku why are you asking yourself that question

 

raichu: i’d subscribe to that religion

 

bi girl: mood

 

small sleep: rt if u want izuku to be ur god

 

raichu: rt

 

ribbit: rt

 

bi girl: rt

 

alternative rock: rt

 

spoderman: rt

 

mars: rt

 

climbing wall: rt

 

no chill bf: rt

 

small star: rt

 

momo no homo: rt

 

unsee u l8er: rt

 

tails from sonic: rt

 

high fructose man: rt

 

thnks fr th mmrs: rt

 

half white zuko: rt

 

mr president: rt

 

squid: rt

 

small star: rt

 

dragon baby: rt

 

small bean: you guys aren’t helping at all

 

kazoo kid: ???? why does 1a worship midoriya?????? im confused

 

no chill bf: bitch, excuse you

 

mr president: katsuki please

 

momo no homo: it’s because midoriya is the most selfless, kind, and brave person i’ve ever met and he’s done so much for every single member of this class

 

alternative rock: that was…

 

alternative rock: surprisingly heartfelt?

 

mars: like it’s true but

 

mars: idk i feel like nobody’s really voiced it before??

 

small bean: catch me crying in the club

 

kazoo kid: hm. further research must be done on the strange phenomena that is class 1a of the ua hero course

 

small bean: also apparently dad’s here to stay???

 

no chill bf: really?

 

small bean: yeah apparently he’s gonna be staying in japan now

 

small bean: if it’s for good? we’ll see

 

small bean: but he’s definitely gonna be here for a while

 

small bean: at least mom won’t be home alone all the time now

 

unsee u l8er: what do ur parents even do

 

small bean: dad works for a company in america that works on quirk related technologies

 

no chill bf: and auntie inko works as a lawyer in quirk and hero related cases

 

bi girl: huh

 

bi girl: i guess it runs in the family

 

small bean: what runs in the family?

 

bi girl: nothing don’t worry about it

 

small bean: fear

 

——

 

wired: so have they realized you’re still in the chat yet?

 

tired: no

 

tired: and because of this i have so much more information than i ever thought necessary

 

sonic the first: why did u have to pass this info onto us tho

 

sonic the first: like i’m glad that i’ve been given time to process the fact that tenya’s dating six people but i could’ve been told by him and not you

 

tired: it’s actually eight now i think? maybe ten

 

xxx: sfdghgsjrgfnbv TEN????????? jesus is half the class dating each other?????

 

sunflower: they may be

 

jesse mccree: i mean who are we to judge

 

sonic the first: binch r u telling me that all the UA faculty is dating each other

 

jesse mccree: well no

 

jesse mccree: but there are no cishets in this chili’s

 

space vibes: this is absolutely true

 

sonic the first: … you’re not wrong

 

shadow clones: can y’all stop i’m trying to sleep

 

nedzu: so long as they are committed to their studies and of good physical and mental health, i see no harm in letting them have this relationship!

 

tired: speaking of physical and mental health

 

space vibes: oh no

 

tired: i think we really need to get midoriya some help because not only has he suffered from extreme bullying in the past, but he’s also self-harmed and contemplated suicide

 

wired: holy shit

 

nedzu:


nedzu: i see.

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small bean: ughgfhsdgkthwrtsagkje hnitjsgjkfdmk nkgiskbgjixmvckcdgmktsh

 

bi girl: that was a big keysmash

 

small star: ¿tú bien?

 

mars: yuuga you know that’s spanish right

 

small star: you know you can fuck off right

 

small sleep: yuuga chill

 

small bean: all the movies make coming out look easy but its notttttttttttt

 

small bean: this is dumbbbbbbb

 

no chill bf: do u want me to tell her

 

small bean: don t. do that

 

no chill bf: ??? why

 

small bean: she will murder you

 

no chill bf: understandable

 

tails from sonic: just come out it’s not that hard

 

small bean: yes??? it is???

 

tails from sonic: no it’s not

 

tails from sonic: here watch

 

tails from sonic: @everyone

 

tails from sonic: i’m a trans girl who would like to be called by she/her pronouns from now on

 

mr president: I commend your bravery in the face of adversity, Ojiro!

 

unsee u l8er: omg mashi!!! i’m so happy 4 u!!!!!!

 

alternative rock: nice!

 

momo no homo: if you ever feel the need to talk to anyone about it, you can come to any of us

 

ribbit: @ojiro, mood

 

climbing wall: fuck yeah!!!

 

mars: awesome!!!! i respecc u!!!!!!!!

 

small star: i always knew you were a beautiful woman

 

thnks fr th mmrs: ok

 

no chill bf: it is so fucking late what the fuck i support u but what the fuck

 

tails from sonic: see?

 

small bean: .

 

small bean has left i’d FUCK midoriya izuku

 

half white zuko has been made the new admin of i’d FUCK midoriya izuku

 

small sleep: im’ awakae whakt hapepned

 

——

 

Izuku sighed, setting his phone down and curling up on his bed. Home felt… strange, after being away from it for what felt like ages. His walls were barren, what with his merchandise all back at the UA dorms, and his room felt cold without all the bright colors painting it. The white walls felt suffocating, and Izuku pressed his palms against his eyes, trying to focus on something—anything else.

Tomorrow. He’d tell them tomorrow. He swore.

 

——

 

Izuku nibbled on his toast, nerves firing across his body. His parents had noticed something was up a while ago and gave him concerned looks. It was one thing having his mother’s worried gaze on him, but his father too? It only made Izuku’s anxiety grow. He thought back to Ojiro’s sudden act of bravery. How she had just suddenly decided to say something like that. Izuku squeezed his eyes shut, setting down his toast.

“Mom, dad,” Izuku started, keeping his eyes screwed shut, “I have something I wanna tell you guys.” Izuku’s fingernails dug into the wooden table, fear pulsing through him.

“I’m uh… dating… a guy.” He paused and waited, before pushing forward.

“A few guys actually,” he continues, “And two girls? We’re all dating each other, and it’s kind of weird and out of the ordinary— i know —but it’s nothing bad, and we all really, really love each other, and I don’t wanna have to leave them, and, and—” Izuku was cut off by the feeling of two pairs of warm arms encircling him. He opened his eyes, and blinked up at his parents that were sandwiching him in a bear hug.

“It’s ok, Izuku,” Inko softly said, and Izuku felt his eyes water.

“We love you no matter who or how many people you love.” And it was Hisashi’s warm voice in Izuku’s ear that opened the floodgates.

 

——

 

the Sun: hey can someone add me back to the chat?

 

the Sun: uhm

 

the Sun: hello?

 

——

 

izuku was added to don’tfuckingblockusyoUPIECEOFSHI

 

izuku was made admin of don’tfuckingblockusyoUPIECEOFSHI

 

izuku: um

 

izuku: what’s going on here

 

HELL: sHOUTO U FUCKIN EVEN THINK ABOUT DOIN IT IMA FUCKIN DECK U

 

wtreyjtukmysfgn: okay guys chill out it’s fine

 

ADAM,,,: no fuck off

 

ADAM,,,: this bitch thinks he’s so cool because he’s known izuku longer but we all know that he’s been friends with izuku the least amount of time here

 

aiR hOOORNSSSSS: OH SHIT, SHOT’S FUCKIN FIREDDDDDDDD

 

mothman: everyone plea se i’m crying

 

nooneherehasreadclarencethecopycat: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

imsonmia: holy shit izuku is that really u

 

just an aux, bitch: oh my god he’s back

 

thor: IZUKUUUUUUUUUU

 

jörmungandr: hey cous what took you so long

 

izuku: what? happened???

 

i took an arrow to the elbow: it all fell apart… it all fell apart…

 

QUEEN, BITCHESSS: oh yeah everything went to hell after god disappeared

 

the president is dead: it was horrible

 

izuku: i leave for like. not even twelve hours

 

izuku: and this is what i come home to

 

izuku: who is everyone?

 

wtreyjtukmysfgn renamed izuku to our lord and saviour

 

wtreyjtukmysfgn: you’re our lord and savior

 

our lord and saviour: and you are…?

 

just an aux, bitch: okay so like i know that wasn’t supposed to sound like a burn but hOLY SHIT, GET WRECKED EIJIROU

 

wtreyjtukmysfgn: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

our lord and saviour: eiji?

 

wtreyjtukmysfgn: yup. it’s me.

 

our lord and saviour changed wtreyjtukmysfgn ’s name to rainbow riot

 

our lord and saviour: okay and who’s ‘hell’?

 

QUEEN, BITCHESSS: that’s kacchan

 

HELL: don’t call me that i’m still pissed at you guys

 

our lord and saviour changed HELL ’s name to the crimson fucker

 

the crimson fucker: i’m okay with this

 

QUEEN, BITCHESSS: and i’m mina

 

our lord and saviour changed QUEEN, BITCHESSS ’s name to hail the alien queen

 

hail the alien queen: oh fuck yeah

 

our lord and saviour: who’s uh.

 

our lord and saviour: “adam,,,”?

 

ADAM,,,: that’s me

 

ADAM,,,: shouto

 

our lord and saviour: why that????

 

pissant: because he blew away our vape

 

our lord and saviour changed ADAM,,, ’s name to alolan vulpix

 

our lord and saviour: and who’s “pissant”??

 

aiR hOOORNSSSSS: that’s tsu

 

pissant changed their name to yoshi

 

yoshi: what up

 

aiR hOOORNSSSSS: and im ochako!

 

yoshi changed aiR hOOORNSSSSS ’s name to the final frontier

 

our lord and saviour: jörmungandr is cous, and im assuming denki’s thor

 

thor: yep

 

squid, but on fire: well, now that izuku’s back, i guess i don’t need this

 

squid, but on fire changed their name to squid

 

squid: the temptation to name myself calamari was real

 

wHEN I WAS: that’s dark

 

our lord and saviour: and there’s fumikage

 

wHEN I WAS: don’t call me out like this

 

wHEN I WAS changed their name to edgy bitch

 

dwayne the rock johnson: sdfgsdhsdhsfgsdfgs

 

dwayne the rock johnson: fumi wh y

 

our lord and saviour: w h o

 

dwayne the rock johnson: iiiiiit’s tooru!

 

dwayne the rock johnson: i like my new name don’t worry!

 

our lord and saviour: but ho w

 

dwayne the rock johnson: wouldn’t you like to know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

i’m lactose intolerant: i s2g if anyone changes my name to the meme again

 

just an aux, bitch changed i’m lactose intolerant ’s name to lack toes in toddler ants

 

lack toes in toddler ants: bITCH

 

just an aux, bitch changed their name to aux, bitch

 

aux, bitch: get rekt scrub

 

i took an arrow to the elbow: guys no more fighting, izuku’s back

 

aux, bitch changed i took an arrow to the elbow ’s name to skyrim NPC

 

skyrim NPC: please i just want to see my husbands again

 

the president is dead: i’m still here, hanta

 

our lord and saviour: “the president is dead”?

 

there’s a queen now: it goes with mine

 

our lord and saviour changed the president is dead ’s name to president iida

 

our lord and saviour changed there’s a queen now ’s name to queen yaoyorozu

 

daphne: is the drama over

 

imsonmia: with you here? never

 

daphne: <3

 

our lord and saviour: there’s yuuga and hitoshi

 

mothman: :^)))

 

our lord and saviour: and there’s kouji

 

what if tails killed sonic: yeah this has been one hell of a ride

 

what if tails killed sonic changed their name to kung fury

 

nooneherehasreadclarencethecopycat: please, god, fix this

 

our lord and saviour changed nooneherehasreadclarencethecopycat ’s name to Clarence the Copy Cat

 

Clarence the Copy Cat: thank u for my life

 

our lord and saviour: is that everyone?

 

alolan vulpix: not quite

 

alolan vulpix changed our lord and saviour ’s name to chive

 

chive: thank’s i hate it

 

alolan vulpix: i love you too, honey


chive: fibkuvbGYTVIUYVKJVG^&YUBLL