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Iida added BonesBroke, Floaties, Ribbit, PinkAcid, Sparkle Bitch, Big Tail, Sparks, Rock Hard ;^), Dr.Dolittle, CakeBozz, sHOEji, Boomx4(bassboosted), Stickyboi, Darkness=Bae, HotnCold, Whomest, Grape, Yaomomo to Class 1-A Chatroom

Iida: HELLO FELLOW CLASSMATES! I HAVE MADE THIS CHATROOM SO WE CAN DISCUSS ABOUT THE TOPICS WE LEARNED IN CLASS, AND IF ANYBODY NEEDED HELP!
PinkAcid: OH HELL YES A CHATROOM!

Sparks: WE NEED TO BREAK IT IN

Sparks changed the chat name to Dank Class

PinkAcid: weak watch how it’s done

PinkAcid changed the chat name to The Blaze club

BonesBroke has kicked Grape from Class 1-A

BonesBroke:Bye grapestain

Floaties: Oh thank god.

Iida: I HAVE JUST NOTICED SOME OF YOUR USERNAMES ARE INAPPROPRIATE IN A SCHOOL SETTING! PLEASE CHANGE THEM IMMEDIATELY, AND TELL US WHO YOU ARE!

Rock Hard ;^): I like my name man. But If I must.

Rock Hard ;^) changed to Solid Rock.

Solid Rock: Also if you couldn’t guess i’m Kirishima.

Sparks: Kirishima the best pokeman

Sparkle Bitch: My name is the best~~~

Darkness=Bae: I have to ask, but I feel like I know who it is….. Who’s BonesBroke?

BonesBroke:

HotnCold:

BonesBroke: Don’t you dare

HotnCold: It’s Midoryia

Floaties: It wasn’t that hard to figure out. He breaks his bones almost 24/7

BonesBroke: Lies and Slander

Ribbit: You broke your hand yesterday in combat with Todoroki

BonesBroke: I did and I have no regrets.

Ribbit: I’m Tsuyu, ribbit

BonesBroke: I was exposed as Midoryia

HotnCold: Todoroki…

Floaties: Uraraka!

Big Tail: Orjio.

Darkness=Bae: Tokoyami

Sparks: Darkness=Bae???

Darkness=Bae: I don’t want to talk about it.

Sticky Boi: I’m Sero

PinkAcid: Ashido at your serivce!

BonesBroke: I think that’s everybody who’s on now..

Solid Rock: Not everybody

Solid Rock: Bakubro come on..

Sparkysparkyboom:

Floaties: OMG THAT’S HIS N A ME?!

Sparkysparkyboom: shut the fuck up round face

BonesBroke: Avatar reference

HotnCold: The movie avatar??

Sparkysparpyboom: HELL NO, THE SHOW VERSION WAS BETTER

Sparkysparkyboom: THAT MOVIE WAS SOME BULLSHIT

Iida: MAY I REMIND YOU GUYS THAT IT IS 11 PM AND YOU ALL SHOULD START GOING TO SLEEP! WE HAVE A TEST IN THIRD PERIOD TOMORROW AND WE NEED TO BE WELL RESTED FOR IT!

PinkAcid: oH FUCK I DIDN’T STU D Y

Sparks: I DIDN’T EITHER!

Sparks: ASHIDO EMERGENCY STUDY GROUP, YOU GRAB BAKUGO AND KIRISHIMA!

PinkAcid: GOT YOU!

Solid Rock: I’ll be there in a minute

Sparkysparkyboom: YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

Sparkysparkyboom: COME TO MY ROOM RIGHT NOW SO I CAN SHOVE THIS INFORMATION UP YOUR ASSES

PinkAcid: that sounds painful

Sparkysparkyboom: IT WILL BE IF YOU DON’T HURRY YOUR ASS UP

PinkAcid: fine fine.

PinkAcid is Idle

Solid Rock is Idle

Sparks is Idle

Sparkysparkyboom is Idle

BonesBroke: The test shouldn’t be that hard???

Floaties: Not everybody can remember everything and anything about past heros Deku

BonesBroke: tru

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Sparkysparkyboom is no longer Idle

Sparkysparkyboom: who did it.

Floaties: ???? Who did wht??

Sparkysparkyboom: WHO THE FUCK DID IT?!

Yaomomo: Can you explain what happened Bakugo?

Ribbit: Was something of yours stolen?

Sparkysparkyboom: DAMN RIGHT FROG FACE

Sparkysparkyboom: SOMEBODY TOOK MY CURRY BOWL FROM THE FRIDGE

Sparkysparkyboom: I WANTED TO FUCKING EAT THAT

Iida: I saw Midoryia with a bowl of curry two minutes ago, could that’ve been yours?

Sparkysparkyboom: WHERE THE FUCK IS HE???

Sparks: I think he’s in the common room

Sparks: I can’t beleive you didn’t see him, you walked right past him

BonesBroke: This curry is good kacchan!

Sparkysparkyboom: DON’T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND BEAT YOUR A S S

BonesBroke: TRY ME BITCH

Boomx4(bassboosted): What’s going on??

HotnCold: Midoryia is eating Bakugo’s curry in front of him

Sparkysparkyboom: FUCK YOU DEKU

BonesBroke: FUCK YOU KACCHAN

PinkAcid: Hold up did my cinnamon roll Midoryia swear not once

PinkAcid: but t w i c e?!

Floaties: who the fuck corrupted him

Iida: PLEASE STOP ALL THE EXCESSIVE SWEARING

PinkAcid: STUFF IT IIDA SOMEBODY CORRUPTED THE CLASS SUNSHINE

HotnCold: I bet it was Bakugo.

Solid Rock: It was Bakugo

HotnCold: Bakugo says fuck off shitty hair.

PinkAcid: Why are you speaking for him?

HotnCold: Him and Midoryia are currently fighting over the curry.

Floaties: Who’s winning?

HotnCold: Midoryia.

Ribbit: Good.

Iida: TELL ME YOUR LOCATION SO I MAY BREAK UP THIS FIGHT!

Iida: WE SHOULDN’T BE FIGHTING IN THE DORMS

HotnCold: the fight is over, Bakugo is under a happy Midoryia who continues to eat the curry.

Floaties: THAT’S MY BOY!

Boomx4(Bassboosted): No wonder Aziawa takes naps during homeroom.

Boomx4(Bassboosted): we’re too much work.

PinkAcid: We’re not that bad

BonesBroke: Bakugo broke the table

Solid Rock: Again???

PinkAcid: nvm I see it now.

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Solid Rock: Hey Iida why don’t you change your name?

Iida: How else are you supposed to know who I am?

PinkAcid: Well we can tell who is who by the way we all text…

Iida:

PinkAcid: and everybody's name is a part of who they are

Iida changed to Ingenium

Floaties: Iida no…

Ingenium: What’s wrong with it?

BonesBroke: It’s your hero name

BonesBroke changed Ingenium to Gotta Run

BonesBroke: That’s better

Gotta Run: I don’t see how this is better

Sparks: lol

HotnCold: Cause you use your quirk to run real fast
BonesBroke: ^

Gotta Run: ….At least it’s appropriate..

PinkAcid: WOO

Whomest: Guys our teacher is gay

StickyBoi: Which one

Whomest: Present Mic

Sparks: We knew that

Sparks: Well more like he’s Bi

Whomest: I saw him give Aziawa a kiss on the cheek and Aziawa didn’t push him away.

Whomest: No wait he pushed him away

Whomest: But Mic is getting pat on the head

Floaties: That’s cute and gay

Sparks: I can’t believe we have two dads now.

HotnCold: Best dads I ever had

BonesBroke:

BonesBroke: FUCK ENDEAVOR

Gotta Run: MIDORYIA THAT IS RUDE TO TODOROKI!

Gotta Run: PLEASE THINK ABOUT HIS FEELINGS BEFORE YOU TYPE THAT

HotnCold: Fuck endeavor

BonesBroke: He is gonna catch these broken and scarred hands

HotnCold: I would say don’t do that

HotnCold: But you’re probably already planning it

BonesBroke: I am not

Darkness=Bae: He is

BonesBroke: Rude.

Sparks: Hey did anybody do the homework for english and would like to lend a bro a hand?

Yaomomo: I can help!

Sparks: Can you meet me in the common room?

Yaomomo: Sure! If anybody else needs help you can come and join us

PinkAcid: on my way with Kirishima and Sero

Cakeboss: I can make a few snacks for you guys.

Sparks: YES PLEASE

Sparkysparkyboom: fucking idiots

PinkAcid: You love us

Sparkysparkyboom: I tolerate you guys

Sparks: GASP!!!

PinkAcid: HE LOVES US!

Sparkysparkyboom: I didn’t fucking said that, now concentrate on your homework before I take your damn phones

Sparks: Okay!!

Sparks is now Idle

PinkAcid is now idle

StickyBoi: Baku Squad priviagles

StickyBoi is now Idle

Sparkysparkyboom: Baku what?!

Floaties: Baku Squad! It’s your friend group. Just like Deku!

Ribbit: He has a Deku Squad, which is Midoryia, Me, Uraraka, Iida and Todoroki.

Ribbit: The Baku Squad is You Bakugou, Kirishima, Kaminari, Ashido and Sero.

Sparkysparkyboom: I didn’t approve this

Ribbit: didn’t have to.

Floaties: lol

Gotta run: I heard explosions

BonesBroke: It’s kacchan

Cakeboss: I made cookies come down to the common room if you want some before Kaminari eats them all

Sparkysparkyboom: NOT IF I EAT THEM F I R ST!!

sHOEji: should I be concerned of the quick footsteps?

Cakeboss: I made cookies

sHOEji: Understandable

Yaomomo: Bakugou came down and took the plate of cookies then ran.

Yaomomo: Kaminari was reaching for them and I think he is now in shock

Sparkysparkyboom: Kaminari can have some when he finishes his damn homework

Yaomomo: I told him and he is ready to listen to every word I say.

Sparkysparkyboom: fucking good.

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Sparks is no longer Idle

PinkAcid is no longer Idle

Stickyboi is no longer Idle

Solid Rock is no longer Idle

Sparks: I finished my homework and was given cookies

Sparks: Today is a good day

Stickyboi: After Yaomomo had to explain it several times because you wasn’t paying attention

Sparks: Not my fault

PinkAcid: You were looking all around the room instead of listening to our lord and savior Yaomomo

Sparks: Like I said

Sparks: Not my fault.

Sparks: anyway

Sparks: If the world was ending in two days, what would you do?

Floaties: Rob a candy store

Darkness=Bae: Blast all my music at a loud volume

Asui: Kiss my crush.

BonesBroke: Kill myself.

HotnCold: You okay Midoriya?

BonesBroke: Not after mt childhood i’m not

BonesBroke: I’m just waiting until the day I die from breaking my bones

Darkness=Bae: That’s a little dark

Solid Rock: Who hurt sunshine child?

Floaties: I juST WANNA TALK TO EM

Ribbit: Uraka please don’t

Gotta Run: PLEASE DO NOT HARM THEM IN ANYWAY

Gotta Run: WE CAN ADDRESS THE ISSUE WITHOUT VIOLENCE!

BonesBroke: Kacchan

Sparkysparkyboom: I apologized for that

BonesBroke: Not exactly

Sparkysparkyboom:

Sparkysparkyboom: give me a minute, meet me in the gym

BonesBroke: On my way

Gotta Run: Midoriya! Please tell us if you need any assistance if Bakugou harms you!

BonesBroke: I’m fine. Don’t worry. I’ll be fine

BonesBroke: Nothing bad will happen

BonesBroke: Nothing seriously bad anyway

Sparkysparkyboom: hurry the fuck up

Sparkysparkyboom: I’m only saying this once.

BonesBroke: okay okay

BonesBroke is Idle

Sparkysparkyboom is Idle

-One hour later-

Gotta run: Has anybody heard from Bakugou or Midoriya?

Floaties: Not yet

Ribbit: Neither of them are online

Cakeboss: I think I see them in the hall

Solid Rock: ??? What are they doing??

Cakeboss: Bakugou is supporting Midoriya, I think they are going to the nurse’s office

Sparks: DID THEY FIGHT EACH OTHER?!

Cakeboss: I think so, Midoriya’s arm is purple, and Bakugou is limping a bit

Cakeboss: But they are kinda laughing? So I guess it went well

Floaties: Can I still hit Bakugou for hurting Deku?

Gotta run: do not

Ribbit: No.

Floaties: Darn. Hagakure call off the plan

Whomest: On it.

Ribbit: I’m not surprised.

Sparkysparkyboom is no longer Idle

Sparkysparkyboom: Me and Deku apologize to each other

Floaties: WHY IS SATOU TELLING US YOU TWO ARE HEADING TO THE NURSE?!

Sparkysparkyboom: We fought obviously round face

Gotta Run: ARE THE BOTH OF YOU OKAY? AS CLASS PRESIDENT I MUST KNOW SO I CAN INFORM OUR TEACHERS!

Sparkysparkyboom: Yeah yeah we are both fucking peachy

Sparkysparkyboom: Deku fucking broke his arm and I sprained my damn ankle

Sparkysparkyboom: Deku says don’t worry about his weak ass

Ribbit: I feel like He didn’t say that.

Floaties: He didn’t.

Sparks: So are you two friends?

Sparkysparkyboom: acquaintances but not complete strangers.

Sparkysparkyboom: kbhJGUVVKIHBU;OBSHJ

Sparkysparkyboom: I BEAT KACCHAN InA FIGHTHE’S DAWEAK ONE!

Floaties: lol

Sparkysparkyboom: DEKU WINSHJSLBKJ;B K ISB AOSER

Pink Acid: what is going on???

Floaties: I’m guessing Deku took Bakugou’s phone and they are kinda fighting for it

Sparkysparkyboom: fucking deku. Finally sleep.

Sparkysparkyboom: tell our teachers we’re in the office

Sparkysparkyboom: never mind All might is here….

Sparkysparkyboom is now Idle

sHOEji: this was a wild ride from start to finish

Whomest: I can agree

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BonesBroke is no longer Idle

BonesBroke changed Sparkysparkyboom to Kacchan’s Dead

Kacchan’s Dead changed BonesBroke to Fucking Deku

Fucking Deku: Why tho

Kacchan’s Dead: The same fucking reason you changed my name.

Sticky Boi: Why did you change each others names?

Fucking Deku: He lost our fight so I changed it

Kacchan’s Dead: I sprained my ankle no t die

Kacchan’s Dead changed to Sparkysparkyboom

Fucking Deku: yeah bUT YOU L OS T!

Floaties: Are you going to change your name Deku?

Fucking Deku Changed to BonesBrokex2

BonesBrokex2: Yep

HotnCold: What did you break now?

BonesBrokex2: I might’ve been startled and broke my leg.

Gotta Run: WHAT STARTLED YOU FELLOW CLASSMATE?

BonesBrokex2: Do I have to say it

Ribbit: If you don’t I will

BonesBrokex2: YOU SAW THAT?!

Ribbit: Yep.

BonesBrokex2: Hagakure scared me earlier after I was let out from the nurse and my flight or flight instincts kicked it

BonesBrokex2: Naturally I ran and broke my leggy

Whomest: all I did was tapped your shoulder

BonesBrokex2: I was startled

Sparks: I thought nothing but bakugou scared you

BrokeBrokex2: That’s true but you shouldn’t say it

GottaRun: MIDORYIA I WILL COME VISIT YOU IN THE NURSES OFFICE!

BonesBrokex2: okay!

GottaRun is now Idle

Floaties: Gay

PinkAcid: Is anybody in this class straight?

BonesBrokex2: What brought this on?

PinkAcid: Pure curiosity

Floaties: I’m assuming no.

Whomest: I’m Straight!

Pink Acid: I love you for admitting that

Sparks: Speaking of Romantic interests

Sparks: I am a bi

Floaties: I am a lesbin

Floaties: Lesian

Floaties: Lessbin

Ribbit: Take your time

Floaties: GI R L S

Ribbit: I’m a homosexual

BonesBrokex2: I’m a best Bi

Big Tail: ^

HotnCold: You told me you was gay

BonesBrokex2: Things change.

HotnCold: Understandable have a nice day

PinkAcid: h e MEME S!

HotnCold: yeah,,,

Floaties: three hours of my meme class worked!

HotnCold: Sadly

BonesBrokex2: lol

BonesBrokex2: Iida’s here! See y’all in a bit!

BonesBrokex2 is now idle

Boomx4(Bass boosted): did he just say y’all

Boomx4(Bass boosted): Also I’m gay

Sparks: ^

Solid Rock: ^

sHOEji: ^

Sticky Boi:^

Darkness=Bae:^

Sparkle bitch: (ノ>ω<)ノ :。・:*:・゚’★,。・:*:・゚’☆ I’m a fabulous gay~

Sparks: We know Aoyama

Yaomomo: I’m gay also!

Gotta Run is no longer Idle

BonesBrokex2 is no longer Idle

BonesBrokex2: Iida came in and lectured me

Gotta Run: WHAT YOU DID WAS VERY DANGEROUS

BonesBrokex2: I responded to my flight or fight intincs

Gotta Run: STILL!

BonesBrokex2: :/

Pink Acid: Hey Iida are you gay?

Gotta Run: I

Gotta Run:

Gotta Run: Questioning..

Pink Acid: It’s okay take your time.

Dr.Dolittle: ┐('~`;)┌

Pink Acid: Take your time! Labels change!

Dr.Dolittle: ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ

Pink Acid: the class cutie has spoken

HotnCold: I thought Midoriya was the class cutie?

Pink Acid: Kouda, Midoriya and Kirishima are the class cuties.

BonesBrokex2: Why me???

Floaties: I’m a les bai and at one point I was straight for you deku

HotnCold: You’re pretty cute

Floaties: Gay

HotnCold: Yes I am.

Solid Rock: Midoriya you never noticed???

Solid Rock: Dude you’re hella cute!

Solid Rock: Nobody can say no to you! Not even our teacher!

Gotta Run: I MUST SAY MIDORIYA YOU DO BRIGHT UP THE ROOM WHENEVER YOU ARRIVE!

Sparkysparkyboom:

Sparkysparkyboom: You’re the sun of the class.

Gotta Run: Just to let everybody know, you guys broke Midoriya.

Floaties: Not again.. Come on Tsuyu-chan, lets fix him up

HotnCold: I go t it!

BonesBrokex2: HOL Y HE ;J;NKJSNDFKJAV; LEJN

HotnCold: Fixed him

BonesBrokex2: HE RAN INTO THE NURSES OFFICE AND PUT HIS COLD HAND ON MY F A C E

HotnCold: Fixed him

BonesBrokex2: Never do that again

HotnCold: I can’t promise that

BonesBrokex2: Damn it

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Welcome to: Shota is a big cat

Tired: I hate my homeroom class

Bass drop: Don’t lie shota! You love them!

Tired: It may be true but you shouldn’t say it

R18: Hey Toshi I just saw your son get scared by that invisible girl, and he launched himself down the hall

Inflatable: not again

R18: So you admit he’s your son?

Inflatable: I ignored that statement

Tired: Control your son, his existing being is distracting my class

Bass Drop: Little listener gave me a smile and I felt my lifespan increase by three(3) years

Inflatable: I can’t control that Shota

Tired: Try.

Inflatable: I cannot

Tired: fuck.

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BonesBrokex2: Kacchan make me some curry

Sparkysparkyboom: Fuck off

BonesBrokex2: Only you can make it the way I like it

Sparkysparkyboom: Read at 21:44

BonesBrokex2: Iidaaaaaaa

Gotta Run: Yes?

BonesBrokex2: Can you make me some curry please?

Sparkysparkyboom: Don’t fucking do it

Sparkysparkyboom: Deku is in the fucking common room near the kitchen

BonesBrokex2: But my legggggg

Gotta Run: I WILL MAKE YOU CURRY!

BonesBrokex2: THANK YOU!

BonesBrokex2: YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND EVER THAN K

BonesBrokex2: <3

Gotta Run: ;JKBfdhk.vFGYJUHVJG

Gotta Run: YOU ARE MY BESTFRIEND TOO

Floaties: as heart warming as that was, both of you are useless

BonesBrokex2: Hey Uraraka remember when you saw tsyu and yo-HGV ;LEJKBHJKVIKJ;B S;DHCB

SparkySparkyboom: I never seen her run so fast

Sparkle Bitch: She ran past me and nearly knocked me over~

HotnCold: What happened?

Sparkysparkyboom: I’m guessing Deku was going to expose round face, then she came running into the common room and tackled deku and now his phone is floating to the ceiling.

Floaties: I can’t believe Deku is dead

Sparkysparkyboom: oh well

Sticky Boi: Let the man go, he needs his phone

Floaties: Fine

BonesBrokex2: That was rude and uncalled for.

Floaties: Useless bi

BonesBrokex2: Useless Gay

Gotta Run: YOUR CURRY IS DONE!

BonesBrokex2: OH YES MY CURR Y

BonesBrokex2: this…. This is bland

Gotta Run: I used the recommended amount of its ingredients!

GOTTA RUN: MIDORIYA THAT IT NOT THE RECOMMENDED AMOUNT OF CURRY POWDER!

BonesBrokex2: THIS IS FINE IIDA

Gotta Run: NO IT’S NOT

Floaties: For context reasons, Deku took the curry powder and dumped at least half of the container into the curry

Sparks: ?????

Sparks: How???

Solid Rock: Hey is your mouth okay??

BonesBrokex2: yes

Sparkysparkyboom: he’s fine.

BonesBrokex2: I’m f in e

Floaties: Bakugou did something didn’t he

BonesBrokex2: Nope

Sparkysparkyboom: Yep

Floaties: fucking stop

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Floaties has kicked Gotta Run and BonesBrokex2 from The Blaze Club

Floaties: This is ridiculous

Floaties: it’s been two weeks

Floaties: TWO DAMN WEEKS

Floaties changed The Blaze Club to Get Iida and Deku Together

Ribbit: I agree

HotnCold: How oblivious can one get?

Sparkysparkyboom: Deku is very fucking oblivious

Solid Rock: if this is coming from Bakugou, Midoriya must be very oblivious

Floaties: THEY FUCKING LIKE EACH OTHER

Floaties: Deku comes to me and talks about how Iida is the best thing since sliced bread

HotnCold: Iida talks to me about how he’s concerned about Mydoriya’s well being.

Solid Rock: You both talk about this?

HotnCold: we’ve tried to set them up for a while now.

Floaties: IT DOESN’T FUCKING CL I C K

Pink Acid: Maybe we can lock them in a closet together

HotnCold:

Floaties:

Pink Acid: omg realLY?!

HotnCold: Apparently Midoriya isn’t a fan of being in the dark

Floaties: And Iida scolded me and todoroki afterward and we don’t need to hear that 6 minute lecture again

HotnCold: We need another way.

Sparks: Have you tried being direct?

Pink Acid: Kaminari giving out good adivce?

Pink Acid: It’s more likely than you think

Sticky Boi: free pc check

Floaties: Did we try that?

HotnCold: Remember the day Midoriya seemed kinda broken?

Sticky Boi: I remember! I poked him a few times and he responded pretty late

HotnCold: That’s why

HotnCold: I told him Iida liked him back, then he broke

Floaties: Damn it

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Chat between Gotta Run and BonesBrokex2

BonesBrokex2: Hey Iida I think we was removed from the chat ;-;

Gotta Run: I should’ve noticed

Gotta Run: My phone wasn’t vibrating like it normally does.

BonesBrokex2: I wonder what they we’re talking about that we had to be removed??

Gotta Run: I’m not sure

Gotta Run: I bet it’s not school appropriate

BonesBrokex2: Nothing we talk about is school appropriate

BonesBrokex2: But since we are talking…..

BonesBrokex2: WOULDYOULIKETOGOOUTSOMETIME?

Gotta Run: We can always go out midoriya!

Gotta Run: We would just need teacher to supervise!

BonesBrokex2: No!

BonesBrokex2: Not that go out!

BonesBrokex2: The date kind..

Gotta Run: Oh!

Gotta Run: I have misunderstood.

Gotta Run: I would gladly like to go out with you!

BonesBrokex2: oh crap

BonesBrokex2: I

BonesBrokex2 I nee d a minute

BonesBrokex2: it’snothingaboutyou

BonesBrokex2: I’m so ha p py

Gotta Run: I AM VERY HAPPY TOO!

Gotta Run: TAke as lonG AS YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!

Gotta Run: <3

BonesBrokex2: <3
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Get Iida and Deku Together

Floaties: Okay so we got the plan in order?

Solid Rock: We’re going to sit Iida and Midoriya down and be blunt about their pinning

Floaties: Pretty much

Sparkysparkyboom: This is fucking stupid

Floaties: Read at 15:18

Floaties changed Get Iida and Deku Together to The Blaze Club

Ribbit: Somebody add them back in.

Yaomomo: I got it!

Yaomomo added Gotta Run and BonesBrokex2 to The Blaze Club

Yaomomo: Welcome back Iida and Midoriya!

Gotta Run: Thank you!

Gotta Run: Why was me and Midoriya removed from the group chat?!

Floaties: We needed to talk about something not school or Midoriya appropriate

HotnCold: yep

Gotta Run: I called it.

Gotta Run: What was the conversation about?

Sparkysparkyboom: You and Deku being fucking oblivious that you both love each other

Floaties: Speaking of

Floaties: Where is he??

Gotta Run:

BonesBrokex2 changed their name to Bi for Iida

Gotta Run: no…

Bi for Iida: it’s true

Gotta Run: but you shouldn’t say it

Bi for Iida changed their name to Gotta Hop

Gotta Hop: Better?

Gotta Run: Better.

Floaties: excuse my language but what the fuck

Gotta Hop: I’m dating Iida!

Pink Acid: Congrats!

Pink Acid: (abort mission)

HotnCold: (mission aborted)

Solid Rock: Congrats guys!

Yaomomo: If you don’t mind me asking, when did this happen?

Gotta Hop: After somebody removed us from the chat

Gotta Hop: Lock your dorm room Uraraka

Floaties: Noted

Gotta Run: Do not

Gotta Hop: I gotta

Ribbit: Don’t shank her

Gotta Hop: I wouL D NE v e R

HotnCold: He has a butter knife

Gotta Hop: I was exposed.

Gotta Hop: I can’t believe the betrayal

HotnCold: You’ll get over it

Gotta Hop: *^*

HotnCold: Eventually

Solid Rock: Soooo

Solid Rock: Gotta Hop?

Gotta Hop: during the test where we was paired up and fought a teacher

Gotta Hop: where me and Kacchan got our butts handed to us by all might

SParkysparkyboom: I still can’t get over the fact that he used you to hit me

Gotta Hop: I can’t either

Gotta Hop: Anyway at one point Kacchan was knocked out and I kinda

Gotta Hop: Hopped over to him, Picked him up, then hopped to an allyway?

Sparkysparkyboom: Fucking bunny like

Gotta Hop: anyway it matches with Iida now.

Floaties: Couple goals

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Gotta Hop: It’s 1 a.m and I love my boyfriend Iida Tenya

Floaties: Go to sleep

Gotta Hop: No

Gotta Hop: It’s Boyfriend appreciation hour

Gotta Hop: I love h im

Floaties: We know deku

Gotta Hop: His quirk is amazing

Floaties: We know deku

Gotta Hop: He is a good boyfriend

Gotta Hop: He checks up on me

Gotta Run: I’m flattered

Gotta Run: But please sleep

Floaties: Please

Gotta Hop: I must sleep now

Gotta Hop: Good night!

Floaties: thanK G OD

Gotta Run: Good night everyone!

Gotta Run: you too Izuku

Gotta Run: <3

-5:00-

Solid Rock: Why is Midoriya screaming at5 in the morning?

Floaties: the message is literally above yours

Solid Rock:

Solid Rock: I see

Sparkysparkyboom: DEKU SHUT THE F UC K

Gotta Hop: HE USED MY GIVEN NA M E

Sparkysparkyboom: WE FUCKING SEE THAT

Sparkysparkyboom: NOW SHUT YOUR FUCK AND DO YOUR GOD D AM N TRAINING

Gotta Hop: FUCK YOU KACCHAN YOU DON’T UND E R ST A ND

Cake Boss: I made some brownies if anybody wants some

Floaties: I’m sending Hagakure over to get them than k s

Whomest: Plan get the sacred brownies is a go

Solid Rock: Why did you make brownies?

Cake Boss: Stress

Solid Rock: Understandable

Cake Boss: And somebody kept leaving notes for me to make some this week

Whomest: Satou get ready for me to burst into the room and grab a plate or two of brownies

Cake Boss: The plates are ready

Whomest: nic e

Whomest: holy shit he made hella brownies

Sparkysparkyboom: I’m grabbing some for the fucker

Floaties: Which one?

Sparkysparkyboom: Deku

Floaties: Why him:

Sparkysparkyboom: He needs it.

Floaties: Why

Sparkysparkyboom: shut your fuck

Cake Boss: I have plenty of brownies to go around

Cake Boss: Hagakure is walking back to give the girls brownies

Floaties: Hell yeah

Gotta Run: WHY ARE YOU GUYS AWAKE AT 5:30

Floaties: Deku

Floaties: And because Satou made brownies

Sparkysparkyboom: Training

Gotta Run: Okay

Gotta Run: As long as everybody makes it to class on time!

Sparkysparkyboom: Yeah yeah.

Gotta Hop: Kaccchhhaaaaannnn

Sparkysparkyboom: You overdid it didn’t you

Gotta Hop: Yes…

Sparkysparkyboom: Fucking idiot

Gotta Hop: I know..

Sparkysparkyboom: if you can make it to the dorm I’ll give you a brownie

Gotta Hop: Oh man I can move my body all of a su dd e n

Gotta Run: DON’T USE YOUR QUIRK

Gotta Hop: DAMNIT

Sticky Boi: So Bakugou wanna tell us why you are being an ass to Midoriya?

Sparkysparkyboom: That’s a secret

Gotta Hop: Give me the brownies

Sparkysparkyboom: In front of your dorm door

Gotta Hop: time to drink that bone breaking juice

Floaties: DO NOT

Gotta Run: N O

Gotta Hop: I won’t

Gotta Hop: Kacchan drag me please

Sparkysparkyboom: I hate you

Gotta Hop: he says as he comes to drag me to my room

Gotta Hop: See you guys in class!

-In class-

Gotta Hop: Kacchan

Gotta Hop: Kacchan help

Sparkysparkyboom: stfu

Gotta Hop: he l p

Sparkysparkyboom: you know where it i s

Gotta Hop: bless

Floaties: Whaat is wrong with deku??

Sparkysparkyboom: secret

Gotta Run: PLEASE GET OFF YOUR PHONES

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Floaties: Okay so now that we are out of class

Floaties: Todoroki why is your hand on Midoriya

HotnCold: He asked

Floaties: Okay but reasons?

Gotta Hop: don’t worry about it

Ribbit: I can see smoke coming from his hand

Gotta Hop: DON T WOR R Y ABOUT IT

Floaties:

Floaties: Ok

Gotta Hop: Kacchaaaan

Sparkysparkyboom: No i’m not blowing you up

Gotta Hop: dar n

Gotta Run: Midoriya what’s wrong?!

Gotta Hop: personal issues?

Gotta Hop: Yeah that

Gotta Run: Oh! Sorry to intrude in personal matters!

Gotta Hop: It’s okay!

Floaties: I’m sorry too!

Gotta Hop: It’s fine! You guys are just worried about my well being!

Gotta Hop: you can take your hand off me, that’s enough Todoroki!

HotnCold: Okay

HotnCold: I left a mark…

Gotta Hop: it feels good

HotnCold: I’m getting burn cream from Recovery Girl

Gotta Hop: fine

Floaties: Deku i’m concerned.

Gotta Hop:
Gotta Hop: Im going to message you.

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Chat between Gotta Hop and Floaties

Gotta Hop: Ok do n o t tell anybod y

Gotta Hop: I swear I can and will break my bones to shank you

Floaties: Okay oKAY I WON’T TELL ANYBODY

Gotta Hop: Good!

Gotta Hop: so….I’m Trans!

Gotta Hop: Trans male to be spefic..

Gotta Hop: My cramps were really bad today that’s why Todoroki had his hand on my stomach and why Kacchan was a little less mean to me, I’m sorry for not saying something earlier I just didn’t know how anybody would take it and I was really really scared that everybody wouldn’t accept me or think I was weak

Floaties: Deku you’re rambling

Gotta Hop: sorry.

Floaties: I’m glad you trusted me with this information!

Floaties: I’ll support you when you decide to come out to the class! And being trans doesn’t make you weak at all, if anything it makes you stronger!

Floaties: If you need anything for that time of the month I can lend you something

Gotta Hop: Thanks

Gotta Hop: alsoiwastheonewhobeggedsatouforbrownies

Floaties: cravings are a bitch

Gotta Hop: Yep, Oh Todoroki is back with the burn cream!
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The Blaze Club

Sparks: And that’s why my charger is always in my mouth

Sparkysparkyboom: Why did you explain that to us?

Sparkysparkyboom: your quirk is literally fucking electricity

Gotta Hop: Thank you todoroki!

HotnCold: Welcome

Gotta Run: Izuku are you okay?

Gotta Hop: I’m fine!

Gotta Hop: I accidentally let Todoroki warm my stomach a little too much.

Gotta Hop: so he had to get burn cream

Gotta Run: I will get you an ice pack!

Gotta Run: <3

Gotta Hop: L,KJMHNUgfvdzsgfv

Gotta Hop: <3

Floaties: That’s gay

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Sparkysparkyboom: Where the fuck is Deku

Dr.Dolittle: ♪(^∇^*)

Sparkysparkyboom: Is he okay?

Dr.Dolittle: ヽ(^。^)ノ

Sparkysparkyboom: Good

Gotta Run: Where are you two?

Gotta Run: he wanted to study my quirk alittle more

Dr.Dolittle: ˉ﹃ˉzzZ

Dr.Dolittle: [Attatch picture]

Floaties: awwww!! He’s surrounded by fluffy animals!

Floaties: @Pink Acid Look!!!!

Pink Acid: !!!!!

Pink Acid: Class cutie being cute!!

Pink Acid: Kouda can you send me the pictures you took????

Dr.dolittle: ヽ(○´∀`)ノ♪

Pink Acid: Bless your soul.

Solid rock: we should do something!!!

Solid Rock: Something really fun!!

Pink Acid:

Sparkysparkyboom: We’re not playing truth or dare.

Pink Acid: Fuck

Solid Rock: No swearing in Iida’s Christian server

Pink Acid: Noted

Gotta Run: How about a game night?

Gotta Run: We can all bring various games and
play together

Sparks: Nobody bring uno

Sparkysparkyboom: fuck you i’m bringing Mario cart double team

Floaties: Why that one?

Sparkysparkyboom: So I can beat Dekus ass like when we were kids

Dr.dolittle: =͟͟͞͞(꒪⌓꒪*)

Gotta Hop: My mario kart senses are tingling

Gotta Hop: Who want’s their butts to be beaten by baby luigi

Sparks:

Sparks changed Gotta Hop to Teen Luigi

Teen Luigi: Im not objecting to this

Sparkysparkyboom: FUCK YOU AND BABY LUIGI

Sparkysparkyboom: BOTH OF YOU ARE BACKGROUND CHARACTERS WHO CONSTANTLY NEED TO BE LEAD BY SOMEBODY IN RED

Teen Luigi: AND WHO ALWAYS CHOOSES MARIO HUH?!

Sparkysparkyboom: FUCK YOU I CHOOSE BOWSER

Pink Acid: I guess we’re bringing mario kart

Pink Acid:(my money is on Bakugou)

HotnCold: (Midoriya will win)

Gotta Run: If everybody is okay with it, and will make sure to clean up after themselves i’ll allow it tomorrow.

Pink Acid: WOO!

Pink Acid: @Sparks,Sticky Boi, Solid Rock, Sparkysparkyboom SNACK RUN TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL!

Yaomomo: I can always lend money to you guys if you need it!

Sparks: Thanks class mom

Pink Acid: Love ya mom!!

Yaomomo: Mom?

Pink Acid: You are responsible! And make sure we are doing our best!!

Sparks: Does that make iida our dad?

Pink Acid:

Pink Acid: you right.

Gotta Run: Me and Yarozu are just doing our job as class reps!

Teen Luigi: Im dating dad

Sparks: dszdxfhgksxcfugvhkj;l

Teen Luigi: ANyway who wants to watch me beat kacchans ass using the most strategic cart known to man

Sparkysparkyboom: fuck off im going to beat you

Teen Luigi: Meet me in the common room in ten minutes

Sparkysparkyboom: I’m already on my way fucker

Teen Luigi: NOT IF I USE MY QUIR K

Gotta Run: I’m not explaining that to Azaiwa or Recovery girl

Sparks: Midoriya flew past me should I be afraid?

Floaties: Nah

Sticky boi: I can hear Bakugou using his quirk

Yaomomo: Should we stop them?

HotnCold: They’ll stop when they realize we don’t have a WiiU to play mario kart 8 with

Teen Luigi: Wait

Sparkysparkyboom: We don’t????

HotnCold: Nope

Teen Luigi: Kacchan send me to recovery girl we’re getting a WiiU T-FUCKING-DAY

Sparkysparkyboom: OH HELL YEAH

Boomx4(Bass boosted): Should I be scared that they are getting along by beating each other in competitions?

Ribbit: I am

Gotta Run: I’m...unnerved

HotnCold: you’re dating one of them

Gotta Run:

Gotta Run: yolo

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Teen Luigi: WiiU has been acquired

Teen Luigi: I’m ready to beat Kacchans ass

Sparkysparkyboom: Fuck off i’ll beat you

Teen Luigi: lol

Teen Luigi: Somebody open the door please, me and kacchan are almost to the dorms

Sparks: omw

Teen Luigi: Thank

Sparkysparkyboom: I tolerate you even more

Sparks: nice

Teen Luigi: I have a cast on my leg

Teen Luigi: Aziawa saw us and shook his head

Sparkysparkyboom: He should be FUCKING minding his buisness

Sparks: Doors open

Sparkysparkyboom: catch deku

Teen Luigi: WEEEEE!!

Sparks: zJDJDIYATKAYOGSYFIXH DOSLCIV84)8

Teen Luigi: Kaminari is dead

Sticky Boi: Bakugou why

Sparkysparkyboom: Deku was lagging behind so i threw him to spark plug over there.

Sparkysparyboom: Anyway, we got the WiiU and a few games for tomorrow

Pink Acid: Cool

Sparks: midoriya heavy

Teen Luigi: I’m getting up

Sparkysparkyboom: Weak

sHOEji: Midoriya is just all muscle at this point

Gotta Run: it’s almost ten pm, please get SOME type of sleep

Yaomomo: Yes please!

Sticky boi: oh man even IIda gave up on telling us to sleep

Sticky boi: I’m surprised Yamada sensi isn’t yelling at us to sleep.

Gotta Run:

Teen Luigi: Babe no

Gotta Run added Bass Drop and Tired to The Blaze Club

Tired: Why

Gotta Run: They won’t sleep

Teen Luigi: IIda why

Gotta Run: you guys need to sleep

Boomx4(bassboosted): Is that

Boomx4(bassboosted): Aziawa sensi and Yamada Sensi??

Bass Drop: Yea

Tired: No

Tired has left the Blaze Club

Bass Drop: grump.

Bass Drop: But you guys have a quiz tomorrow so rest up!

Bass Drop has added Tired to The Blaze Club

Bass Drop has gone Idle

Tired: Fuck

Tired has gone Idle

Sparks: Welp

Sparks: Time to fail this q u iz

Teen Luigi: You won’t fail

HotnCold: You’ll barely pass

Teen Luigi: Stop that

Teen Luigi: in this house we are supportive

Sparkysparkyboom: omw to beat this knowledge into your fried brain

Sparks: Thank

Floaties: Need me a friend like that

Gotta Run: Do you need help?

Floaties: Yes

Floaties: Please

Gotta Run: I’ll come and help you study a little more

Floaties: Thanks iida!!!

Gotta Run: You’re welcome.

Gotta Run has gone Idle

Teen Luigi: Update on the WiiU

Teen Luigi: It has been set up and ready for tomorrow

Teen Luigi: Thanks Kirishima for the hel p

Solid Rock: Welcome bro
---2:50 pm---

Gotta Run is no longer Idle

Sparks: So present Mic is my new favorite teacher

Pink Acid: Why?

Sparks: I told him before class started that I might’ve needed a small distraction to help me focus on the test

Sparks: He gave me a fidget cube!

Sparks: Its so nice???

Sparkysparkyboom: He just had a fidget cube on hand?

Sparks: I guess???

Sparks: But it was nice of him!!

Yaomomo: Hey Kaminari, can I see the fidget cube?

Yaomomo: I think I can make one customized for you if I study it.

Sparks: omg

Sparks: Thank you!!

Yaomomo: You’re welcome!

Yaomomo: Anything to help my friend succeed!

Sparks: I feel the love in this chilis tonite

Pink Acid: Good!

----Welcome to Shouta is a Cat chat----

Bass Drop: I think I just made a student’s day

Tired: What did you do now

Bass Drop: I gave him a fidget cube

Inflatable: You gave Kaminari a fidget cube?

R18: Toshi what did you have him do??

Inflatable: I mean

Inflatable: I teach the heroics class

Inflatable: And that usually keeps him occupied

R18: understandable have a nice day

Tired: You let him keep it right?

Bass Drop: Of course!

Bass Drop: I have plenty of cubes

Tired: If it helps him pay attention more then fine

Bass Drop: He’s a smart kid Shouta!

Tired: he can fry his brain with his quirk

Bass Drop: your quirk-if used too much- will mess up your eyesight

Tired: It’s true but you shouldn’t say it

Inflatable: Do you think any other students have a learning Disability?

Bass Drop: we can ask Nezu??

R18 added MouseBear to Shouta is a Big Cat

Bass Drop: Hey does anybody in class 1-A have any learning Disibilities we aren’t aware of?

MouseBear: Ah

MouseBear: I actually don’t know much.

Inflatable: I feel like you’re lying

MouseBear: Maybe I am

Tired: Im going to ask the students

Bass Drop: l e t them come to you!

Bass Drop: Maybe they wanna keep it a secret because they are coping their own way

Tired: Im going to drop hints
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Sparks: I love my fidget cube

Gotta Run: I know it helps you focus but please limit pressing the clicking buttons on it

Sparks: Whoops!

Sparks: I’ll keep that in mind

Boomx4(bassboosted)i: Does anybody have the notes on Radicals from Ectoplasm’s class??

HotnCold: I have them

Boomx4(bassboosted)i: Life saver

Whomest: You fell asleep didn’t you

Boomx4(bassboosted)i: Not exactly????

Boomx4(bassboosted): I was looking at ectoplasm but I wasn’t really focusing.

Boomx4(bassboosted): His lesson went in one ear and out the other

Sparkysparkyboom: Why are we learning math again??

Teen Luigi: so we can graduate and be heros

Sparkysparkyboom: What does math have to do with it

Teen Luigi:

Teen Luigi: You got me there

Gotta Run: When you know basic highschool math it can be applied in different ways, such as the height and distance from the building to the rescue net and how many people can jump onto it before you need a new one.

Teen Luigi: there

Sticky Boi: Are we still playing games??

Sparkysparkyboom: Is your homework done?

Sparks: Yes!

Pink Acid: Almost done

Solid Rock: Finished!

Sticky Boi: Im done

Sparkysparkyboom: We can start playing games in 30 minutes.

Sparkysparkyboom: Deku get your ass down here so I can beat your ass early

Teen Luigi: omw

Sparkysparkyboom: put the fucking luigi hat back in your room or so help me i’LL FUCKING BURN IT

Teen Luigi: And im going back to my room.

Pink Acid: If Midoryia already didn't have a boyfriend I would say

Pink Acid: That he is #WHIPPED

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Sparkysparkyboom: get your asses to the common room so we can fucking play things

Teen Luigi: Wow you are really eager to lose Kacchan

Sparkysparkyboom: shut your fuck

Sparks: Midoriya and Bakugou are going to play mario kart with or without the rest of you guys

Gotta Run: I’m on my way now, I had to finish something

Teen Luigi: !!! Babe!!!

Gotta Run: coming..

Floaties: Pure relationship right there

Floaties: Me and Tysu are almost there!

Ribbit: I brought uno

Whomest: OOO!

Cake Boss: I’ll come down and play

Sparks: Class crypted speaks

HotnCold: That’s me

Darkness=Bae: You fool

Darkness=Bae: It’s me

Teen Luigi: What about Ayoma?

Sparkle Bitch: I sadly can’t come!~

Sparkle Bitch: I got a bad stomach ache

Teen Luigi: Aw!

Gotta Run: I’ll text you what’s going on so you feel like you’re here!

Yaomomo: I’ll do the same!

Sparkle Bitch: Thank you both!

Gotta Run: Mostly everybody is here, Midoriya and Bakugou are about to play Mario Kart

HotnCold: I bet Midoriya will win

Floaties: Same

Gotta Run: I’d say the same but Bakugou has a pretty strategic Character to Kart combo

Gotta Run: While Midoriya has a good balance between Speed and Handling with a high acceleration , Bakugou has more speed and a good amount of weight on his kart Making him less likely to fall out when somebody bumps into him.

Floaties: dang

Pink Acid: Iida really has been paying attention to the stats of their karts

Pink Acid: I’m Backing up my Bakubro!

Solid Rock: Baku squad assemble!

Sparks: Here!

Sticky Boi: Go Bakugou!

Pink Acid: Whoop!

Yaomomo: Oh the race began!

Boomx4(Bassboosted): Midoriya is in first right now, Bakugou is close behind him

Sparkle Bitch: Is there any other competitors?

Yaomomo: Nope, just them two

Sparkle Bitch: makes sense

Pink Acid: Bakugou used a red shell on Midoriya!

Solid Rock: Bakugou is in first place!

Floaties: I’m not sure if you can hear them, but Deku and Bakugou are screaming

Sparkle Bitch: I can hear them.

Floaties: They are on their second lap

Floaties: Betting pools has started

Floaties: Deku has 2115 yen on his win and Bakugou has 3172 yen

Floaties: Iida slid me 1586 yen for Deku

Gotta Run: lies and slander

Floaties: Don’t lie to me rocket boy

Sparks: ROCKET BOY

Sparks changed Gotta Run to Rocket Boy

Rocket Boy: I don’t deserve this

Yaomomo: Last lap!

Yaomomo: Midoriya and Bakugou are really close!

Pink Acid:Go Bakugou!

Cake Boss: I’m impressed that they aren’t trying to cheat

Cake Boss: Never mind

Sparkle Bitch: What happened?

Cake Boss: Bakugou is shoving Midoriya and Midoriya is trying to block Bakugos face.

Floaties: It’s very intense

Rocket Boy: I don’t support this behavior

Floaties: Let Bakugou and your boyfriend deal with their issues

Rocket Boy: He’s shoving Bakugou’s face and trying to drive at the same time

Floaties: We see that Iida

Yaomomo: Bakugou won!

Floaties: DAMN IT

HotnCold: Iida I see you trying to take your money back

Rocket Boy: I can’t read all of a sudden I don’t know.

Teen Luigi: I can’t beleive this

Sparkysparkyboom: SUCK IT DEKU

Teen Luigi: I have a boyfriend

Sparkysparkyboom: FUCK OFF

Pink Acid: Let’s play the next game!

sHOEji: I have twister

Teen Luigi: Im in

HotnCold: Let’s play

Sparkle Bitch: Sounds fun!

Sparkysparkyboom: Im not playing this one

Floaties: Afraid you’ll lose to Deku?~~

Sparkysparkyboom: Nah, but i’ll have fun watching you guys lose to him

Floaties: Sounds fake but ok

--Ten Minutes Later--

Yaomomo: so Tokoyami and Midoriya are the last ones standing

HotnCold: Why is Midoriya so flexible

Sparkysparkyboom: He was always this way

Floaties: You did something

Sparkysparkyboom: fucking hell I didn’t

Yaomomo: Tokoyami lost

Darkness=Bae: How

Teen Luigi: owo

Floaties: Never make that face again

Teen Luigi:OwO

Floaties: Deku plea s e

Teen Luigi: ÒwÓ

Floaties: Jesus Christ

Floaties: Let’s play this singing game I found

Teen Luigi: Oh American idol!

Teen Luigi: It had some nice songs on there!

Pink Acid: Let’s sing!

Yaomomo: I don’t know most of these songs…

Yaomomo: Do you jiro?

Boomx4(Bassboosted): I know some

Yaomomo: Let’s sing one together!!

Boomx4(Bassboosted): Sure

Pink Acid: Kaminari get your ass over here we’re singing this one song

Sparks: YES

Sparkle Bitch: What song are they singing?

Teen Luigi: I dunno yet

Sparkysparkyboom: Probably a meme like song

Solid Rock: omg

Sticky Boi: I know this song

Floaties: They are singing Wannabe by The Spice Girls

Sparkysparkyboom: I thought they was gonna sing something like Y.M.C.A or Bring me to life.

Darkness=Bae: I call next

Cake Boss: Ashido and Kaminari are way into this song

Cake Boss: They are even dancing to it

Teen Luigi: They are impressive though

Floaties: Is anybody recording this??

Yaomomo: Tysu says she’s recording

Sparkysparkyboom: I can do better

Sparkysparkyboom: But they are a close second

Boomx4(bassboosted): Me and Momo are going after Tokoyami

Teen Luigi: I’m after them!

Sparks: Did yall like it??

Solid Rock: HECK YEAH!

Floaties: It was really good!

Teen Luigi: Tokoyami is next!

Teen Luigi: omg

sHOEji: Is that hey there Delilah??

Sparkysparkyboom: Is sure is

Floaties: He sings so good??

Teen Luigi: Tokoyami is a great singer

Teen Luigi: 10/10

Teen Luigi: y’all can fite me on this

Floaties: I won’t

Floaties: Cause I agree

Solid Rock: his voice is so calming

Sparks: So calming

Sparks: I’m falling asleep

Boomx4(bassboosted): Don’t, me, momo and Midoriya still want to sing

Teen Luigi: You don’t want to sing Kacchan?

Sparkysparkyboom: Nah

Teen Luigi: Lol ok

Yaomomo: Me and Jiros turn!

Darkness=Bae: Thanks for the compliments you guys.

Teen Luigi: You’re welcome!

Sparks: Dude you can like

Sparks: Lull me to sleep with your singing

Darkness=Bae: I

Darkness=Bae: It’s that’s soothing?

Teen Luigi Changed Darkness=Bae to Singing God

Singing God:.....

Teen Luigi:!!!!

Floaties: !!!!!

Teen Luigi: Their voices are so compatible and blend together nicely!!

Floaties: Jiro and Momo who hurt you????

Rocket Boy: I’m concerned..

Pink Acid: Go Momo and Jiro!!

Pink Acid: Get that Happy ending!!

Floaties: WOO!

Teen Luigi: Grade A singing

Teen Luigi: would give them both hugs after they sing

Sparks: Momo seems very into this

Floaties: Tsyu says Jiro seems more into in than Momo

Pink Acid: To let you guys know

Pink Acid: Kirishima is cuddling Bakugou

Pink Acid: And Bakugou looks close to drifting off to sleep

Floaties: That’s very cute please send a picture

Pink Acid: [Image]

Floaties: cute as fuck

Yaomomo: Did I do good?

Floaties: Momo who hurt you

Floaties: You too Jiro

Boomx4(bassboosted): Nobody, I just like the song

Yaomomo: Nobody hurt me!

Teen Luigi: Get ready for the gayest thing ever

Floaties: Omg he looked at Iida and winked

Rocket Boy: i’m

Rocket Boy: very gay?

Floaties: We know Iida

Sparks: He is n o t

Pink Acid: He is

Pink Acid: Midoriya is singing Crazy In Love

Pink Acid: While staring at a Blushing Iida

Floaties: Somebody get a picture of his fac e

Rocket Boy: <3

Floaties: Deku knows his moves

Floaties: And notes

Boomx4(bassboosted): I agree

Boomx4(Bassboosted) he also knows how to move his body very very well???

Floaties: Iida is dying on the couch

Floaties: Deku is in the zone

Sparks: let this be the last song

Sparks: I’m very tired

Yaomomo: It’s about 10

Yaomomo: So we should sleep after Midoriya is done

Floaties: Deku is having the time of his life professing his love to Iida

Floaties: Oh he’s done!

Teen Luigi: ;-)

Rocket Boy:

Rocket Boy: I’m going to bed

Teen Luigi: I love you!

Rocket Boy: Love you too

Floaties: So pure and not straight

Floaties: Just like me

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HotnCold changed Teen Luigi’s name to Deck-you

Floaties: Deku what did you do

Deck-you: I did nothing

HotnCold: Lies

HotnCold: We was out and somebody said something to Izuku about how his quirk breaks his bones and how he really is “Deku”

HotnCold: In response to that Izuku said, and I quote

HotnCold: “Imma Deck-You if you think a minor set back like breaking my bones won’t stop me from being a hero.”

HotnCold: He scared the guy off

Rocket Boy: Midoriya please don’t threaten strangers

Deck-You: He started it.

Floaties: As badass as that was

Floaties: Please stop

Deku-You: Let my inner sass shi n e

Rocket Boy: No

Deku-You:( ╥ω╥ )

Pink Acid: Are we going to ignore Todoroki calling Midoriya, Izuku?

Floaties: No

Floaties: Its on the back burner for now

Deck-You: damn it shouto

Deck-you: I M E A N

Pink-Acid: We’re gonna talk about this later

Pink Acid: Anyway, if Kaminari shuffles around the carpet with socks on and then touched a light switch

Pink Acid: do you think the power in the school will go out?

Sparkysparkyboom: Don’t you fucking dare

Pink Acid: we’re not gonna do i t

Sparkysparkyboom: YOU’RE IN MY ROOM, I CAN SEE PIKACHU SHUFFLING IN A CIRCLE

Pink Acid: shit

Rocket boy: The dorms have a seperate circuit than the school, so if he did short circuit it would only affect the dorms

Sparks: Thanks Iida

Deck-You: Why did you tell them that

Rocket Boy: I

Rocket Boy: ….

Deck-You: Kacchan will stop them don’t worry

Sparkysparkyboom: PIKACHU STOP THAT SHIT

Sparkysparkyboom: I CAN HEAR YOU GIGGLING

Sparks: No proof

Sparks: You have nok kl k;ja ;khn xdk;a gfc k avjh akhdeb fbvfzgknkine

Solid Rock: Rip Kaminari

Sticky Boi: He died right in front of us

Darkness=Bae: is this why I can hear screaming?

Deck-You: yes

Deck-you: Yes it is

Darkness=Bae: Ah

Darkness=Bae: Rip Kaminari

Tired is no longer Idle

Tired: If Kaminari short circuits the dorms power, I’m not cutting it on for a week

Tired: So you’ll either have to fix the power yourself or suffer with no power

Tired is now Idle

Deck-You: I forgot SOMEBODY added him to the chat

Rocket Boy: I said I was sorry

Deck-You: I know and I love you

Rocket Boy: <3

Floaties: Gay

Ribbit: so are you

Floaties: true

Whomest: Yall whoever is making food better make some for the rest of us starving children

sHOEji: Y’all ain’t starving

Whomest: Bakugou when was the last time we had real food

Sparkysparkyboom: a few days actually

Sparkysparkyboom: Unlike most of you, I can cook for myself

Deck-You:.

Sparkysparkyboom: And sometimes Deku if he begs at my feet for some

Whomest: Kinky

Whomest: But see, we’re starving for real food

sHOEji: I made Spaghetti

Sparks:

Sparkysparkyboom: don’T YOU DA R E

Sparks: wHO TOUC H ED MAH SPAGE T

Pink Acid: Will Kaminari ever live from being thrown out the window?

Sticky Boi: I got him

Sparks: I lived bitch

Rocket Boy: PLEASE DON’T THROW CLASSMATES OUT THE WINDOW

Sparkysparkyboom: Noted and ignored

Sparks: anyway as I was thrown from Bakugou’s room I saw a purple boy coming to our dorms

Deck-You: !!!!!!!!!!

Deck-You: Hitoshi!!!!

Deck-You: TENYA CAN I ADD HIM!??!

Rocket Boy: Yes you m ay

Deck-You: hell yeah.

Deck-You added Shins to The Blaze Club!

Deck-You: Hitoshi!!!

Shins: Hey Midoriya

Rocket Boy: WELCOME TO THE CLASS 1-A GROUP CHAT

Yaomomo: Welcome!

Shins: Thank

Shins: Midoriya open the dorm door i’m almost there with the stuff

Deck-You: omw to steal them

Rocket Boy: No drugs in my good christian dorms

Deck-You: dglfvJUTCDL

Sparks: He memes!

Yaomomo: Midoriya please tell me you didn’t buy drugs

Deck-You: I can’t read all of a sudden I dunno

Yaomomo: MIDORIYA

Rocket Boy: IZUKU

Sparkysparkyboom: lol

Deck-You: it’s not the bad kinddd

Shins: Thanks for the money now I must go

Shins: Unless I want Mamona to yell

Deck-You: STA Y

Shins: alright

Shins changed his name to PermaTired

PermaTired: Since i’m staying

Big Tail: Is that who I think it is?

PermaTired: sorry not sorry

Big Tail: Fucker

PermaTired: Sorry not Sorry x2

sHOEji: I made food come get it

Whomest: FOOD

Floaties: I saw a dress run past me

Floaties: Hagakure is very hungry

Whomest: i love spaget

Sparks:DONT TOUCH MY SPAGHET

Rocket Boy: Shoji please teach me how to make it this good

Deck-You: somebody send me some i’m lazy

Floaties: omw

Deck-You: Thanks

-1:30 a.m-

Deck-You: Do you think I can lift half of the class in my arms?

PermaTired: Probably

Deck-You: Oof

PermaTired: You’re very ripped

PermaTired: I’m sure you can lift your entire class if you tried hard enough

Deck-You: But like

Deck-You: Could I??

Deck-You: Like I have to take account of everybody's weight and height into account. Like Shoji is a bit heavy cause of his extra limbs, but Kirishima in lighter normally than in his hardened form-which is actually kinda heavy and I had to move tons of trash from the beach as training which says something-. I know Uraraka will just make herself weightless with her quirk without me knowing so I won’t have to worry about her weight. Kacchan is something else to consider but only if he’ll let me NEAR him. Oh! Kouda and Satou too! They are a little bit heavy too!

PermaTired: wow

PermaTired: Can you like

PermaTired: bench press me???

Deck-You: I can

PermaTired: I’m very gay

Deck-You: pff

Sparkysparkyboom: Deku and purple hair go to fucking sleep

Deck-You: prescription drug hasn’t kicked in yet

Sparkysparkyboom: Do I need to knock you out??

PermaTired: You won’t

Sparkysparkyboom: fucking bet

Deck-You: Bet

PermaTired: OH SHI T

Deck-You: REGR E T

Deck-You: ABORT A B OR T

PermaTired: I DIDN’ THN;BA;KBAJUSVFGRJEVSKR

Deck-You: KBGdck.GFVD,,WFHW

-6:30 A.M-

Rocket Boy: Bakugou did you kill Midoriya and Shinsou?

Sparkysparkyboom: I did not

Rocket Boy: Did you injure Midoriya and Shinshou?

Sparkysparkyboom: A little bit, yes

Rocket Boy: That explains it.

Rocket Boy: I’m telling Aziawa and Shinsous teacher that they won’t make it to class today

Tired is no longer Idle

Tired: What did Bakugou do

Sparkysparkyboom: Deku and purple hair wouldn’t sleep, then they bet that I wouldn’t knock them out

Tired: You knocked them out?

Sparkysparkyboom: I knocked them out

Tired: You’re grounded

Sparkysparkyboom: fucKING WHAT

Tired: You gotta deal with Shinsou and Midoriya until they are well enough to come back to class.

Sparkysparkyboom: I hate this bullshit

Sparkyspakyboom: THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT WHEN THEY FUCKING WOKE ME UP AT UNGODLY HOUR

Tired: Now you have to deal with the consequences

Sparkysparkyboom: fuck off.

Rocket Boy: I’ll take notes for you on what you will be missing!

Sparkysparkyboom: shut.

Sparkysparkyboom: but thanks?

Tired: Just don't kill Midoriya or Shinsou.

Tired is now Idle

Sparkysparkyboom: they won't die

Sparkysparkyboom: much

Chapter Text

(Oh wow actual words)
Bakugou slammed his phone onto his nightstand after he sent his text to the class. He dared to glare at the alarm clock on his nightstand that read 6:34 a.m. Groaning he got up and off his bed and walked over to Deku’s room.

Honestly, he knows that he has to face the consequences of his actions, but this is overkill in his opinion. He has to take care of purple hair AND deku?? Bullshit.

Walking down two flights of stairs, his classmates pass him, some saying that they’ll give him their notes, the rest tell him not to kill the boys. Not like he would if he did then his mom would beat his ass and have to deal with Inko crying, which isn’t a good sight to see…..

Arriving at Deku’s room he knocked on the door. “Both of you get the fuck up, I have to take care of your dumb asses.” I opened the door and looked at the two fuckers laying on the bed.

Deku had a bruise on his left temple and Purple Hair just looks like shit. Deku looked over at me when I walked in and winced. “Kaachan~ That was mean..”

“You’re the one who bet I wouldn’t knock you out. Now wake up Purple hair so you two can eat.” Deku slowly sat up then started to shake Purple hair.

“Hitoshi get up...We gotta eat.” “Ten more minutes...and an aspirin..”

Bakugo groaned and facepalmed. “Just fucking get up, I’m the one who has to make breakfast and if you’re not in the common room when I finish, you’ll fucking starve.” He walked off after finishing his threat and walked to the common room to make breakfast.

Bakugou is no means a terrible cook, he knows how to cook for himself if he needed. So he can cook for himself and two more idiots, right?

“Fucking idiots. Wouldn't go to fucking sleep and now I’m stuck looking after them.” Bakugou mumbled as he aggressively whisked the eggs. He was making an omelette full of Vitamins that should help Izuku and Hitoshi recover faster.

“I’m losing precious time that could be used to be the number one hero just to make two idiots an Omelette.” He grabbed a few peppers, a carrot and chicken and began to cut them after washing his hands. Cross contamination is dangerous.

He could hear the sounds of footsteps making their way to the common room, he didn’t need to be a genius to know who the footsteps belonged to.

“Kacchan~ Do we have any orange juice?” Izuku asked as he looked in the fridge. Bakugou ‘tch’ed and spared a glance at him.

“Do you fucking see any orange juice?” He asked, Izuku made a noise of confirmation and pulled out a gallon of Orange Juice, which was half full, and poured himself and Shinsou a glass.

“Food will be ready in a damn minute. Deku take the damn orange juice and sit your ass down before I make you, Purple hair wake the fuck up!” Bakugou had shouted. Shinsou jolted awake, nearly hitting the glass of orange juice Izuku had just put down for him.

“I’m up!”

“Clearly you weren’t if I had to yell!”

“Don’t you yell all the time?” Bakugo slammed an omelette onto a plate and slammed THAT plate on the table in front of Shinsou.

“Keep talking shit and you’ll be eating a knuckle sandwich.” Bakugou basically growled. He turned around a made another Omelette for Izuku, this time carefully.

“Bon Appetit.” He snarled. Izuku thanked him for the food before eating, and Shinsou slowly ate his omelette.

Bakugou began to clean up his mess before anybody told him shit about it.

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Taking care of two injured idiots weren’t as bad as Bakugou thought, he only had to threaten them like, 12 times before lunch came around. Though Izuku kept making him get stupid things and Shinsou asked for even more stupid things to add on to Izuku’s list of stupid-but important, you didn’t hear that from Bakugou-things

“Kacchan what are you making for lunch??” Izuku asked trying to peak over Bakugou’s shoulder. Shinsou was laying on the couch watching god knows what. It annoyed him to no end.

“I’m not telling you shit, you’ll find out when I give it to you,” Bakugou stated. He was making chicken noodle soup, but Izuku didn't need to know that. He knows that chicken noodle soup is normally made for sick people but he couldn’t think of anything else to make without swallowing his pride and asking them what they wanted.

“Kacchan~~ Tell mee!” “Shut up Deku!, sit your ass down for a few seconds and you might actually find out!” Izuku nearly tripped trying to get to a chair.

“Oh, man does that mean I should get up too?” Shinsou called from the couch. Bakugou swears he isn’t even injured, but that he always looked that shitty and was just taking the opportunity to not do school work for a day.

“You fucking should unless you want to go to class fucking hungry then sure! Keeping sitting on your lazy ass!” Bakugou yelled and he gave Izuku a bowl of soup.

“Thank you Kacchan!” “Shut it.” Shinsho actually got up and got a bowl for himself. Izuku pulled out his phone and started to look through the group chat.

“Deku what are those fuckers doing?” Bakugou asked. After scrolling a for a few seconds Izuku had an answer. “They are concerned about me and Shinsou. They also think you killed us.”

Shinsou laughed. “He wouldn’t kill us, it wouldn’t be very Pro hero of him to do so.” Bakugou flipped him off.

“Kacchan say cheese!” Izuku pointed the phone camera at Bakugou.

“Hah?!” When He turned to face Izuku he had already taken the picture and sent it to the group chat

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Deck-You: [Image]

Deck-You: Best caretaker ever!!

Floaties: Aw he looks so confused and soft!

Deck-You: too bad he’s trying to kill me

Deck-You: LOL

Rocket Boy: Izuku! Please do not make him anymore mad than he already is!

Deck-You: too late for that he’s pissed

HotnCold: Don’t die

Deck-You: HE’S CATCHING UP TO MEAJHDAILKHBIH EWL A;

Deck-You: Whoever saved that picture fucking delete it before I find you all and blow up your phone.

HotnCold: Nah

Solid Rock: Soft Bakubro

Deck-You: Shut up. Deku, Purple Hair and I are going back to class now.

Ribbit: Bakugou texting from Midoriya’s phone is unnerving

Rocket Boy: Agreed

Chapter Text

Sparks: Guys am I dead??

Pink Acid: What happened??

Sparks: I’m in the hallway near the common room and I see Midoriya and Bakugou practically laying on each other

Pink Acid: Oh???

Rocket Boy: Are they doing anything else or are they just minding their own business

Sparks: I’m not sure cause Bakugou saw me and growled

Sparks: Please help a brother out

HotnCold: Nah

Solid Rock: I’ll help you out!

Sparks: Thanks bro!

Sparks: He is the realist bro

Sparkysparkyboom: Come in here and i’ll kill you

Solid Rock: I can’t read all of a sudden I don’t know

Sparkysparkyboom: swear to fucking g o d

Pink Acid: is our crypid there??

Whomest: Maybe I am ;)

Whomest: Midoriya is sleeping on Bakugou and bakugou is just petting him

Sparkysparkyboom: If it weren’t for Deku laying on me I would slaughter you

Whomest: time for me to skedaddle!

Rocket Boy: Please leave them both alone, as they are not fighting each other

Sparkysparkyboom: Thank you tank engine.

Rocket Boy:....

Sparks: Why did you growl at me??

Sparkysparkyboom: Cause you’re always starting shit

Sparks: I can neither confirm nor deny this

HotnCold: Do I need to come down and save him?

Sparkysparkyboom: hell no

Sparkysparkyboom: I ain’t doing sh i t

HotnCold: I don’t trust you

Sparkysparkyboom: Oh shit rea l l y??

Pink Acid: (Sarcastic)

HotnCold: Iida how much trouble would I be in for fighting Bakugou?

Rocket Boy: Detention

HotnCold: Is it really worth it…

HotnCold: Yep. I’m fighting for honor.

Sparkysparkyboom: Deku says stay where you are or he’ll fight you himself

Rocket Boy: He is awake??

Sparkysparkyboom: Obviously. You fucks are blowing up my phone and it woke him up

Whomest: Midoriya is cute when he’s sleepy

Sparkysparkyboom: Last warning Invisible

Whomest: :/

Sparkysparkyboom: That’s it im beating you up.

Whomest: CAN’T CATCH ME IF IM IN THE VENTS

Sparkysparkyboom: Why cant have niev tinfs??

Rocket Boy: Izuku is that you?

Sparkysparkyboom: yae?

Sparkysparkyboom: Kacchan got up adn ran..

Rocket Boy: Were you asleep?

Sparkysparkyboom: Yea…

Rocket Boy: Go back to sleep, he’ll be back soon.

Sparkysparkyboom: im awake now...i’ll get me phone..

Floaties: Look what you guys did

Floaties: You deprived the cinnamon roll of his well deserved nap!

Floaties: Come to my room Deku! I’ll wrap you in a fluffy blanket and send you to Iida!

Deck-You: omw to nap on my boyfriend

HotnCold: is he that comfortable??

Deck-You: strong boy with big arms

HotnCold:

HotnCold: ok

Rocket Boy: I’m in my room

Deck-You: yay~

Floaties: We’re on our way Iida!

Floaties: Be ready to catch a MidoriBurrito!

Floaties: Deku says he’s very comfortable and is covered in love and fluffiness

Sparks: Love? He isn’t near Iida yet

Floaties: My platonic love!

Sparks: Understandable

Floaties: Deku delivered!

Rocket Boy: Izuku received.

Pink Acid: I Love this pure relationship here

Pink Acid: speaking of

Pink Acid: I’m single and ready to mingle

Sparks: i feel like that is the rest of the class

Sparkysparkyboom: fuck that

Solid Rock: I’m coming over to hug you

Sparkysparkyboom: You hug me i’ll blow you to last year

Pink Acid: ooo~ You two aren’t even dating yet!

Sparkysparkyboom:

Sparkysparkyboom: Tank engine i’m stealing deku I need to blow off steam and this fucknut is the only one who can deal with it

Rocket Boy: You will do no such thing!

Sparkysparkyboom: He’s in your room right tank engine??

Rocket Boy: Yes he is but he is taking a deserved nap!

Floaties: He is also wrapped in a fuzzy blanket and is covered in my platonic love and Iida’s romantic love!

Sparkysparkyboom: Im coming to get him

HotnCold: Over my dead body

Whomest: I can confirm he is standing in front of Iida’s room

Rocket Boy: I’m not letting him go!

Rocket Boy: Izuku is cute when he sleeps

Sparkysparkyboom: yeah yeah a fuckin g ang el

Sparkysparkyboom: Icy hot i’m coming to beat your ass

HotnCold: I’m ready to fight

Yaomomo: I know I don’t speak often but don’t start a fight

Yaomomo: You could get expelled…

Sparkysparkyboom: Next hero exercise im coming to beat your ass

HotNcold: Understandable
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Sparkysparkyboom to Rocket Boy

Sparkysparkyboom: Deku likes having somebody run their fingers through his hair. Helps him sleep.

Rocket Boy: Thank you!

Sparkysparkyboom: Shut up.
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