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Murderless Crow
@murderlesscrow
Crow | He/Him | I write fanfiction. JP/EN/FR OK. 18+ only, please.

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spirit hacks
@dungeonmap
@pandanat @ladynoir ok listen this isnt about akechi. his shitty dad just hurt a lot of people which i found out bc everyone was shittalking one of the people he hurt instead of him

spirit hacks
@dungeonmap
@SKU11CAPTAIN no, akechis contract expired when he was 20 so he left right away. most of his bad press after that was bc of shitty dad. i put it here pastebin.com/pFhkxs…

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
@panntherr YA MY MOM WAS CRYIN WHEN THEY PULLED UP THE SH*T ABT AKECHI’S FOSTER HOMES??

ann♡
@panntherr
@pandanat akechi still has me blocked can u pass him a message? ik u dont like him but pls


@pandanat
@panntherr Sorry, I tried talking to Akechi again today, but half the school has been hounding him. I'll regret asking this, but… are you sure you don't want to have that conversation face-to-face?


Search results: crow from:people-i-follow

Noir
@ladynoir
I hope Crow is OK, that was really sudden…
3

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
4:20 i miss crow

(Fox)(Teacup Without Handle )
@INARI
@panntherr Yes, Crow introduced me to it. I’d like to continue that conversation when he comes back… the subject is exceptionally titillating.
1

you've met a terrible fate/grand order
@dungeonmap
@J0KER420 tru but crow never promised he would and then forgot unlike some people

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
11:11 i miss crow

(Fox)(Teacup Without Handle )
@INARI
There were more crows than usual out by the garbage bins this morning. A dark omen…
2

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
i miss crow


@pandanat
I left a comment on Crow's fic. Hopefully he sees it, even if he doesn't come back...
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Direct Message with ☆.。.:* navi *:.。.☆

☆.。.:* navi *:.。.☆
(Eye )(Nose )(Eye )


Search results: akechi from:people-i-follow

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
OMG ANN ???? Ann Takamaki Spotted Cornering Goro Akechi at Todai and We Totally Get It idolwatch.jp/blog/post/435251...
1


@pandanat
@panntherr It’s fine, none of my accounts are public so they can’t trace it back to me. It’s not like you know other people with access to Todai and Akechi.
1

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
AKECHI**

ann♡
@panntherr
akechi asked for some time… idk how long he means but… :( i think i get it he needs space hes dealing w alot rite now i jus wish i could help him out idk……
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Noir
@ladynoir
@panntherr I’m sorry you’ve been dealing with this Ann… Akechi is lucky he has such a good friend looking out for him

you've met a terrible fate/grand order
@dungeonmap
well whatever just lmk if you need me to hack into akechis phone or something

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
hope goro akechi realizes what he’s putting you through


Search results: joker, OR ren from:people-i-follow


@pandanat
@dungeonmap Ren said he wasn’t in the mood… maybe next week?

ann♡
@panntherr
@INARI o yea im at rens tryna cheer him up :\
1

you've met a terrible fate/grand order
@dungeonmap
JOKER IF YOU COULD FUCK ANY HISTORICAL FIGURE WHO ISNT ALREADY A FATE CHARA WHO WOULD IT BE
4

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
@ladynoir idk ren's been taking extra shifts

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
@INARI ren’s been sleepin a lot lately…..


Direct Message with ☆.。.:* navi *:.。.☆

youre really still at this huh
you know the only reason i havent told annren youve been reactivating just to snoop is bc theyd be a lot more upset than if you were just permagone
are you medjed?
☆.。.:* navi *:.。.☆
nope!
just like the kinky fanfic writer im talking to right now isnt goro akechi
ah.
i was wondering how this friend group had maintained its privacy
☆.。.:* navi *:.。.☆
yeah everyone is either too decent or theres too much dirt on them to go blabbing about anyone else
somewhat reassuring.
why did you do that? dig up all that information and make it public.
☆.。.:* navi *:.。.☆
every night i take two shots of my abuser hating juice to grow up big and strong
look you had a hand in some of it but. you probably wouldnt have done it if given the choice
that’s generous of you
☆.。.:* navi *:.。.☆
get over yourself
so are you gonna stay this time or what
i’m not sure i deserve to be welcomed back at this point.
☆.。.:* navi *:.。.☆
yeah that’s the guilt from blocking your friends and fucking off to nowhere
how bout you quit making excuses and ask what someone else thinks for a change mr todai law fellow
i probably should.
thank you for being patient with me
☆.。.:* navi *:.。.☆
UGH GET OUT OF MY DMS


ann♡
@panntherr
noo dont make me rank blues theyre all soooo cool nd handsome
3

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
SERIES 4 PINK BEST GIRL
6 12 53

JOKER
@kirifuda
blackred is valid every series but we all know where my bias is
1 14

Noir
@ladynoir
Red4/Jester is still my favorite Red ship… R3d/Gr33n is cute too though!

it's a secret to everybody
@dungeonmap
@ladynoir WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
7

(Fox)(Teacup Without Handle )
@INARI
Every character is beautiful and interesting in their own way.
1

☆.。.:* navi *:.。.☆
@alibaba
yellow: series 4 > series 5 >>>>>>>>> series 3
2 11 59

(Fox)(Teacup Without Handle )
@INARI
@alibaba Oh, agree.
1

JOKER
@kirifuda
i'd say 4 = 5 for yellow but agree >>>>>> 3
21

Noir
@ladynoir
aw, Y3llow is really good in the OVA…
2

loki。
@megidola
Apparently, Yellow4 was meant to fill the same role as Yellow3, so they made him a prettyboy to set him apart. A smart decision, wasn’t it?
5

Noir
@ladynoir
@megidola Crow!


@pandanat
Hey, welcome back!

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
DUDE!!

it's a secret to everybody
@dungeonmap
it's the guy


Direct Message with ann♡

ann♡
UR BACK U JERK
i cant believe u kept me blocked after i broke into a school just to talk to u
and not even a word to REN
I SEE U TYPING H/O IM NOT FINISHED YELLING AT U
HES BEEN SO SAD
WEVE BOTH BEEN SO WORRIED ESP SEEING U ALL OVER THE NEWS KNOWING UR HAVING SUCH A HARD TIME
ok im done are u ok??? how are u holding up :(
haha… i’ll survive
i’m sorry for worrying you
ann♡
i forgive u its ok go on
thank you…
assuming you really want to know...
it’s taxing, i haven’t been sleeping well, people are either treating me like a vulnerable child or else blaming me for triggering my father’s smear campaign
i’ve been doing my best to fend off reporters but as you might have seen they have been tenacious. former castmates have been contacting me for less than honorable reasons
i missed having a space to relax but i really didn’t have time for it
seeing all the articles coming out about how
i had to sleep in the breakroom for weeks at a time or
the charity fraud
when i was still in high school he’d pull me out during exam season as a punishment
i’m not his son on paper so it’s not like it mattered to him whether i had a life after my contract ended
he didn’t let me actually take the todai entrance exam. he expected to be able to use his money to get me kicked any time even after i became an adult. i think he would have succeeded if i had been anything less than a perfect student
especially considering the blame that can still be laid on me for certain things
haha
i really did work hard i’m just
surprised it mattered
ann♡
u should be rly proud
everyone knows how shitty he is now and ur at ur dream school doing the thing u rly wanted
and u have ppl who rly care about u
yeah. thank you. i really am sorry for leaving like that.
ann♡
dw u can make it up to me
cat café?
ann♡
o yea we still gotta go!
did u talk to ren btw :\
he hasn't said anything
ann♡
ur the one who shut him out … hes not gonna say smth first
is he even online? i haven't seen him since i started talking
ann♡
oh he is def online


loki。
@megidola
Thank you for the warm welcome everyone. Sorry for disappearing so suddenly.
5

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
@megidola DUDE it's fine life happens just glad ur OK

Noir
@ladynoir
where’s Ren?! @J0KER420
3


@pandanat
@ladynoir @J0KER420 I'm surprised he wasn't pinged by the cosmos.

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
@ladynoir PROLLY FELL ASLEEP AGAIN HE WONT ANSWER THE DOOR

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
@J0KER420 @J0KER420 @J0KER420

it's a secret to everybody
@dungeonmap
black @J0KER420
2

it's a secret to everybody
@dungeonmap
wow i can’t believe a new 100k blackred E fic dropped @J0KER420
3

it's a secret to everybody
@dungeonmap
REN THE SPOILERS ARE OUT @J0KER420
2

(Fox)(Teacup Without Handle )
@INARI
@dungeonmap @J0KER420 How underhanded. I rushed to see for myself and was met only with my own disappointment.
2

loki。
@megidola
Haha… I suppose he's occupied at the moment, if that didn't do it.

loki。
@megidola
By the way, congratulations on the new handle @INARI.
2

(Fox)(Teacup Without Handle )
@INARI
@megidola Oh, you noticed! Thank you.

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
@megidola @INARI wat new handle hes still INARI?

it's a secret to everybody
@dungeonmap
mwehehehe

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
MONA WAS SCRATCHIN AT HIS DOOR SO JOKER LET HIM IN AND CLOSED IT AGAIN
8

(Biohazard Sign ≊ Biohazard)
@laevatein
it would be best to give him some time…


☆.。.:* navi *:.。.☆
@alibaba
the demo for my VN, BENEATH THE MASK, is now available for download! get it here: github.com/beneath-the-m...

art by @goemon_fanart! shout out to @/murderlesscrow and @/kirifuda for proofreading and helping with the story, and @/kirifuda for voicing red hawk!

thanks for all the support featherfans. you can donate here: gofundme.com/5sgqw.... rts appreciated!

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☆.。.:* navi *:.。.☆
@alibaba
its only pink and red route atm and only red is voiced, but!!!
3 42

JOKER
@kirifuda
god lrt looks so good. please donate to the cause so she can put in a black route next i’m begging
3 10


@pandanat
Yes, I’ve been waiting for this…
2

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
LRT FINALLY

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
NUT
156 63

Noir
@ladynoir
@kirifuda Ren! did you see that Crow came back?

JOKER
@kirifuda
@ladynoir oh yeah i saw thanks for telling me

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
@dungeonmap @INARI okay just the splash screen already has me screaming
2

(Biohazard Sign ≊ Biohazard)
@laevatein
...i can’t listen to his voice say things like this when he’s mad at me.

loki。
@megidola
I’ll play as soon as I have time. Congratulations on your hard work, you two @dungeonmap @INARI.

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
yusuke’s art is so hot i
3

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
ok i’ll play this later

(Biohazard Sign ≊ Biohazard)
@laevatein
i'll dm him.

(Fox)(Teacup Without Handle )
@INARI
@J0KER420 We put in an easter egg just for you. Let us know when you find it.

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
@INARI well now i have to play immediately

(Biohazard Sign ≊ Biohazard)
@laevatein
on second thought, i shouldn't bother him while he's having fun

ann♡
@panntherr
OMG U POSTED IT

Noir
@ladynoir
I think I just found the surprise! good luck, Ren
1

(Fox)(Teacup Without Handle )
@INARI
That was fast…
2

ann♡
@panntherr
this is so relatable lol

it's a secret to everybody
@dungeonmap
@panntherr yeah i was thinking of you and ren

ann♡
@panntherr
@dungeonmap LOL RLY

ann♡
@panntherr
omg rmbr when crow thot me n ren were dating
1

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
he what.

ann♡
@panntherr
@J0KER420 OMG DID I NOT TELL U??? IM IN DMS

it's a secret to everybody
@dungeonmap
who didnt think annren were dating at some point in their lives
5

ann♡
@panntherr
LOL it happens so much

(Biohazard Sign ≊ Biohazard)
@laevatein
then be more proactive about dispelling the illusion

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
@panntherr remember in high school when u confessed to SHIHO?? when ren said u finally confessed on the roof i thought he meant u confessed to HIM why was he even THERE
1 4

ann♡
@panntherr
@SKU11CAPTAIN wow i forgot abt that ya that was weird idk? it was spur of the moment n we hung out alot lol

(Biohazard Sign ≊ Biohazard)
@laevatein
they don’t even look good together

(Fox)(Teacup Without Handle )
@INARI
Aesthetically, they are a beautiful match. Combined with how close they are, a relationship between them seems almost natural.
2

it's a secret to everybody
@dungeonmap
@INARI RIGHT
1

Noir
@ladynoir
@INARI I always thought so too!
1

ann♡
@panntherr
hes hot so idm tbh
2

(Biohazard Sign ≊ Biohazard)
@laevatein
yes. he is. and frankly what rational person would not want to be his partner. i don’t understand how this group even functions.

(Biohazard Sign ≊ Biohazard)
@laevatein
i have not been able to stop thinking about the things i would do to that man since he posted that life ruining bed selfie


@pandanat
I never felt anything between them…

(Biohazard Sign ≊ Biohazard)
@laevatein
gggghhhh


JOKER
@kirifuda
damn that was so good. play @alibaba's game
2 35

JOKER
@kirifuda
now i'm hyped for next season i can't wait for the spoilers to leak blackred wedding
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☆.。.:* navi *:.。.☆
@alibaba
he's dead
17


@pandanat
He's dead, Joker.

loki。
@megidola
Why set yourself up for disappointment?

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
i'm an optimist

loki。
@megidola
Some would say masochist.

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
that too

(Biohazard Sign ≊ Biohazard)
@laevatein
…………………………


RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
JOKER FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO ARC OF ELITE HE WATCHED IT FASTER THAN I DID
12

ann♡
@panntherr
ryuji shhhhhhh

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
@panntherr wtf why

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
no it's fine. yeah i'm watching arc of elite and goro akechi? smoking hot

loki。
@megidola
Haha, there's Joker's infamous taste again.
1

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
tbh i'd hold him down if he asked
1

(Biohazard Sign ≊ Biohazard)
@laevatein
devil

ann♡
@panntherr
@J0KER420 ooo want me to pass along the msg??
1

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
@panntherr yeah tell him i'm single
1

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
were u just watching for him wtf

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
absolutely.
2

(Biohazard Sign ≊ Biohazard)
@laevatein
torn between being grateful it wasn’t a hatewatch and offering to let him take out his frustration on me

(Biohazard Sign ≊ Biohazard)
@laevatein
grateful it wasn’t a hatewatch


Direct Message with ann♡

ann♡
hey! my friend thinks you're hot and he's single <3
thanks.


Direct Message with JOKER

can we talk
JOKER
oh, it worked. so all i needed to do was feed your ego.
…should i leave you alone?
JOKER
yeah sure whatever's convenient for you
i should have said something before i left
JOKER
you know, we talked daily for almost half a year. do i actually matter to you at all?
what a ludicrous question of course you do
JOKER
really because you blocked me everywhere without saying shit, fucked off for two weeks, then pranced back in here like nothing happened.
what did you expect me to feel
i'm sorry
JOKER
you know what stopped me from storming into your school with ann?
thinking that if you actually gave a shit about me you would have at least said something before you disappeared
when she said you'd come back i figured you were lying.
i missed you
JOKER
would you have come back at all if the medjed post never went live?
ren. i don’t think i could have endured you thinking the worst of me.
i don’t even know how to put words to some of what i’ve dealt with. who would have believed me if i tried to blame someone else in the face of documented evidence?
JOKER
you know
i was on probation for a year in high school because some drunk asshole falsely accused of me assault
that is... unexpected news
JOKER
more news: most of us have been fucked over.
i know it's a difficult time for you and i can't relate to the scale of things or whatever but
ugh i just
i wanted to be there for you but got completely cut off instead and all i could do was worry about you while feeling like you never actually cared about me as a person
i’m sorry
i really did miss you
the past couple weeks have been incredibly difficult without you. i kept wanting to talk to you about every mundane thing or complain or ask your advice. even just listening to you babytalk your cat would have put me at ease
you matter to me more than you realize
JOKER
… okay.
i accept your apology
but give me your number so i can reach you the next time you pull this crap which you won’t
90-1223-XXXX
JOKER
good. i missed you too. a lot.
now pick up the phone and tell me how you’re doing. you have a lot to catch me up on and i have a lot of people to shittalk.


(Biohazard Sign ≊ Biohazard)
@laevatein
that was at once the most exhausting and cathartic phone call of my life

(Biohazard Sign ≊ Biohazard)
@laevatein
i didn’t tell him everything, but… maybe someday. he was already having a difficult time holding himself together

(Biohazard Sign ≊ Biohazard)
@laevatein
part of me didn’t expect he’d understand why i had to leave. all i’ve heard until now was how selfish i’ve been

(Biohazard Sign ≊ Biohazard)
@laevatein
but… he says i can be selfish with him.


Noir
@ladynoir
quick update! now that we’ve cut our financial ties with Shido, we’re in a position to aggressively buyout the companies that have continued to support him and snip away at more branches of his money tree…
4

Noir
@ladynoir
his influence is surprisingly far-reaching! it’s nothing absolute, but we do have the power to significantly undermine him.
4

it's a secret to everybody
@dungeonmap
@ladynoir HELL YEAH BATON PASS TAKING DOWN EVIL RAPIST BASTARDS
5

Noir
@ladynoir
it’ll create a lot more paperwork than it’s worth, going by numbers, but it would be funny for him to fall completely into obscurity after generating all his fame and fortune by ruining the lives of others :)
3

it's a secret to everybody
@dungeonmap
thieves list continues to rule the world im so alive
4

Noir
@ladynoir
@dungeonmap we must do what we can whenever we can!
3


@pandanat
@ladynoir God I love you.
1

Noir
@ladynoir
@pandanat awww ♥ I love you too Makochan! come over?
1


@pandanat
@ladynoir Already out the door. See you soon.
1

Noir
@ladynoir
ehe (Revolving Hearts )

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
@ladynoir UR AMAZIN BU T SO SCARY NICE
2

Noir
@ladynoir
I’ll admit, some of it is that I feel bad for thinking so poorly of Akechi when he was dealing with so much… I can understand having a controlling father, at least…
2

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
holy shit haru you’re amazing
1

loki。
@megidola
haha…

loki。
@megidola
there's actually something i need to share in order to better explain my absence for the past couple weeks.

loki。
@megidola
i've been contemplating when the best time to share this is, but i realized i do trust you all, and it is topical...
1

Noir
@ladynoir
ooooh are we getting a secret?!

loki。
@megidola
i think that once i tell you, you’ll understand why i had to leave. maybe it wasn’t the right decision, but i didn’t think you would want me seeing what you were saying about me either

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
@megidola ???? we were just worried about u dude?

loki。
@megidola
well…

Noir
@ladynoir
Makochan arrived ♥ we’ll read about your juicy secret later Crow!

loki。
@megidola
i'm goro akechi. ann met with me that day.

Noir
@ladynoir

loki。
@megidola
i had expected some backlash when i agreed to her posting our picture, but not to this extent.

loki。
@megidola
the rift i caused in your friend group, the medjed post…

loki。
@megidola
i'm sorry for the distress i caused you on all fronts.

ann♡
@panntherr
…………….. (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و


Direct Message with JOKER

JOKER
WTH WARN ME
my heart is racing, haha
this might have been a terrible decision but
while we’re on the subject of confessions
JOKER
wait what hold on
i’ve only been to a cat café once in my life
JOKER
…what
are you talking about your one selfie?
…you lied about going to cat cafes? why
you like cats
JOKER
what does that have to do with it
goro
goro get BACK HERE WERE YOU REALLY FLIRTING WITH ME FOR THAT LONG


(Biohazard Sign ≊ Biohazard)
@laevatein
help


@pandanat
...I see.

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
@megidola WHAT FOR REAL???

Noir
@ladynoir
… so when Ren was asking Ann to hook him up with Akechi, he was just flirting with Crow on TL?
3

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
@ladynoir can we not focus on that part

ann♡
@panntherr
@SKU11CAPTAIN @megidola now u kno why i wanted u to shut up abt arc of elite
1

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
@panntherr @megidola wtf dude you gotta explain yourself

loki。
@megidola
well, i couldn’t have anticipated that some of you had ties to me in real life

loki。
@megidola
or that i’d end up really talking to any of you at all

loki。
@megidola
or that… one of you was the international “hacker of justice”… who would react to a juvenile callout post about me by exposing the crimes of the man who made the majority of my life a living hell
3

loki。
@megidola
that sort of thing.
3


@pandanat
I guess that makes sense, but…

it's a secret to everybody
@dungeonmap
tbh i knew who you were this entire time

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
@dungeonmap HOW

it's a secret to everybody
@dungeonmap
@SKU11CAPTAIN do you really think id let a rando on my locked without knowing his entire life story
2

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
@dungeonmap @SKU11CAPTAIN i did think that was weird
1

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
@dungeonmap what the f*** how do we know so many famous ppl

(Fox)(Teacup Without Handle )
@INARI
@SKU11CAPTAIN @dungeonmap Like attracts like?

(Fox)(Teacup Without Handle )
@INARI
For my part, I saw a picture on his account before he deleted it. I would never forget such a face, so when Ann posted her picture, I recognized him immediately.
1

loki。
@megidola
@INARI i didn’t mean to accept your request before i deleted that. finger slip. i appreciate that you didn’t say anything
1

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
yusuke’s very classy
1

Noir
@ladynoir
oh. I just realized Makochan and Crow were complaining about each other TO each other this whole time! LOL
5


@pandanat
@ladynoir

loki。
@megidola
@pandanat @ladynoir in fairness, everyone calls you ‘queen’. ‘makochan’ isn’t exactly in accord with my impression of you as a classmate


@pandanat
Hm. Tell me your grades went down because Ren was such a needy distraction.
2

loki。
@megidola
@pandanat there were other factors.


@pandanat
Dinner's being served, so I'll head out for the evening. We’ll talk later, Crow.

Noir
@ladynoir
goodnight everyone! ♥

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
night queen night haru

loki。
@megidola
@pandanat sure. good night

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
did queen just send me a ko-fi
4

loki。
@megidola
haha…


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JOKER
hey so
i asked my friend to tell goro akechi i'm single but he never got back to me about it
do you think he's not interested
that's a predicament.
i'm actually acquainted with him myself, did you want me to ask him?
JOKER
yeah ask him if he wants to take me on a romantic date
...ann told me you were shy
JOKER
tbh i'm pouring sweat i would never be able to say this irl
is that so
you'll need to pick up your phone
JOKER
can't i’m at the library
you can listen and type
JOKER
is typing... okay let me get my earbuds in
ready
hi
i already said we can work on it
i can’t even imagine how much you dealt with alone
if you never had people you could go to before i can’t stay mad at you for not realizing you could come to me this time around
no you just underestimated my regard for you
wow what was that noise
uh huh
you’re a nervous rambler and i want you to know how cute that is
STOP MAKING ME LAUGH they'll kick me out
because i have an exam and i am studying very hard!
STOPJFKLSH
YES
sorry for watching aoe btw but i think i have a way to make it up to you
soon
wasn't there something you had to say to me
godjfklashgkh
me too…
NO I DO
SHUT UP i can’t say it for the first time over text ok
i have a night shift but i'll be alive like 2pm
yes
i know a quiet place
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shapeshifter
@J0KER420
i'm home finally and yusuke i guess i got your package? what is this and why didn’t you just hand it to me in person
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@dungeonmap
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
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shapeshifter
@J0KER420
YUSUUSUKEJFSKLHF
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フォックス
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Thank you everyone for your interest. Unfortunately, the Black Falcon body pillow was a limited print for a dear friend as thanks for volunteering his time to my project with @alibaba. If you’re interested in commissioning a different piece, please contact me at goemon@gmail.com.
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OK. ANYWAY. GUESS WHO HAS A DATE THIS WEEKEND
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Noir
@ladynoir
@arsene_ass oo! who with? (Winking Face )

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@ladynoir GORO AKECHI! thanks for the hook up ann ♥
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ann♡
@panntherr
@arsene_ass NICE o/

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\o YEAH
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@INARI
Knowing two friends have found their hearts in each other has made my world a little brighter.
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RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
@arsene_ass WAIT I THOUGHT HE WAS DATING ANN

ann♡
@panntherr
ok whyyyyyyyy does everyone think everyone is dating me
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RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
@panntherr YOU CALLED HIM UR MCM???

ann♡
@panntherr
ryuji thats not wat that MEANS

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go back to congratulating me dammit

loki。
@megidola
@arsene_ass congratulations
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@megidola THANK YOU

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
@arsene_ass @megidola WAT DIDNT U MAKE THIS ACC JUST TO STAN HIM IN SECRTE

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yeah well

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@dungeonmap
damn joker finally learned how to mass delete?
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@dungeonmap no he’s been liveblogging my most embarrassing tweets to me for the past hour and a half he’s the worst
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loki。
@megidola
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RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
@megidola IS THAT ANOTHER JOKER ACC HOW MANY DOES HE EVEN HAV

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@INARI
You do not want access to that account, I promise you.
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wow

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@laevatein
it's a privilege i don’t intend to waste

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@survivaltrick
stop exposing me to my roommate

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@laevatein
hm…

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@survivaltrick
NO NON ONO NOMORE

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@laevatein
i actually still have these. should i wear them for you on sunday?

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@survivaltrick
please don’t… at least let me get used to the rest of you before you try to kill me…

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@laevatein
you like them so much though

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@survivaltrick
THIS IS SO UNFAIR WHERE ARE YOUR EMBARRASSING TWEETS
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@laevatein
i think i deserve this after how much of my life you’ve seen. you did say you’d make it up to me

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@laevatein
i haven’t seen nearly enough of you yet

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@survivaltrick
don’t worry i’ll let you look as much as you want.

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@laevatein
believe me, i’m not worried

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it is very nice being able to attach good memories to what was otherwise a long, terrible experience

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@survivaltrick
is embarrassing me that good of a memory

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@laevatein
depends. is this a promise?

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SSSHHHUT UPPPP I WAS JUST BEING STUPID
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You missed class again today. Do you need notes? :)
i hope you’re not trying to start a fight

You’d have to actually come to class if you wanted to fight back.
i'll be around more often next semester

I'm sure Ren will keep you busy.
… i'm working on that.

So he IS responsible!
like i said: it was a variety of things. don’t think i’ll lose to you again so easily this time.

We’ll see, won’t we?
Also… I wanted to apologize for some of the things you probably saw me saying about you on the TL.
Much of it was petty venting. I wouldn’t have said it if I knew you were… around.
ah, well, that’s in the past
i’m sorry for what i’ve said as well
circumstances aren’t the most relaxed at the moment, but… there is humor in the irony of it

I’m glad you think so. Haru won't stop laughing about the fact that we bonded over complaining about each other.
she’s an interesting person

She’s awful. You’ll get along, if you ever really get to talking. I’m not sure if that’s in the cards, but… maybe once things settle down for both of you.
maybe.

She’s been encouraging me to talk to you more, but it’s possible she’s just messing with me to entertain herself. Either way, my case stands.
i really am surprised all of this didn’t go a lot worse for me

Being honest with the people around you gets you farther than you’d think.
Anyway, I should finish this essay. I’ll see you tomorrow, if you actually decide to show up.
ha ha ha.


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JOKER
all i'm saying is that sasuke was a revolutionary
i've never actually watched this show
sorry to interrupt your correct if uninformed opinion but i should really go study
i need to finish these readings and go over the recordings for the lectures i couldn’t attend today. if i don’t score higher than niijima on a majority of our finals after my utter defeat last semester i’ll be furious at myself
i caught up while i was away and i really don't want to fall behind again
JOKER
yeah sure i didn’t know you were working on stuff?
lmk when you’re free again ♥
oh. thank you. i didn’t expect that to be easy for some reason
JOKER
??
talk to you later
JOKER
wait have i really been distracting you this entire time
i thought queen was just being a jerk
NO WAIT
SORRY
STOP TYPING GO DO YOUR WORK YOU CAN EXPLAIN LATER


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new season is in two weeks! who wants summary spoilers a day early? :) tempfile.neonewfeatherman.jp/episode-guide/1WkuBG6n…
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@ladynoir YOURE THE BEST

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@INARI
My favorite animation director got both of the OPEDs… This is a gift beyond comprehension…
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RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
@ladynoir F*** YEAH I LOV THAT BAND
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@pandanat
whivi…
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ann♡
@panntherr
OMFGGGGG CHECK VOICE ACTORS?!?!??!
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RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
@panntherr HOLY SHIT?RENS GONNA NUT

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@dungeonmap
HOLY SHIT
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ann♡
@panntherr
WHERES REN!!!! @J0KER420

RYUJI SAKAMOTO
@SKU11CAPTAIN
@J0KER420 DUDE DUDEDUDE DUED

(Fox)(Teacup Without Handle )
@INARI
@J0KER420 Your unwavering faith has been rewarded by the storyboard gods!
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shapeshifter
@J0KER420
@INARI i love you yusuke what does this mean

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
ok where’s the fire

Noir
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:)

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
OH SPOILERS nice

ann♡
@panntherr
@J0KER420 DO U SEE

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
WHAT

shapeshifter
@J0KER420
OH HELL
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JOKER
GORO
GOROGOROGORO
WAKE UP IT'S IMPORTANT
are you okay?
JOKER
NO DID YOU SEE THE SPOILERS tempfile.neonewfeatherman.jp/episode-guide/1WkuBG6n…
ren
alright what am i looking for
OH
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YES
HE'S?
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hi i just woke up.
good morning beautiful
JOKER
jfdklhsg shut up it’s NOON
you’re handsome
<3 is 2pm still good for you?
JOKER
yeah i’ll make it. and like i said it's mostly old regulars that go there but i know the owner so if anything does happen he'll have our back
i trust you
and thank you. i'll see you there
JOKER
wow you will won’t you
i’m really gonna see you soon
you will…
JOKER
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see you there!!!!


Ren was right; Leblanc is ideal. Small, it sits in a quiet corner of Yongen-Jaya's backstreets, the storefront alluring enough for a first date but subtle enough that he knows this is a café where they won't be disturbed.

Goro checks his phone, only recognizing the folly of muscle memory when he backreads up to Ren's most recent selfie and his heart knocks violently against his chest.

This is what Ren's deliberately posed selfies do. Meeting him for the first time in a respectable establishment promises to be an exercise in self-restraint.

He meant to note the time. His lockscreen informs Goro that he is an hour early.

Breaths, then. One, two, three. Goro will walk into the restaurant, investigate the menu, and gather his bearings before Ren arrives and his body abandons all rational thought. Easy.

He pushes opens the door, scans for a seat, and—

Ren. Sat at the bar in dark jeans and a high collared pullover, speaking with the owner. Equipped, in profile, with a soft smiling grace. Twisting now, to see who's at the entrance and whether he should move, and then Ren is all gunmetal eyes and the sinful tilt of his lips.

Oh, and there it goes. All rational thought.



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