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[Amélie]: I assume you think this is funny?

 

[Gabriel]: Hilarious!

 

[Amélie]: I’m going to kill you.

 

*****

 

[Gabriel]: I don’t think she’s happy.

 

[Jack]: would you be

 

[Gabriel]:

 

[Gabriel]: No.

 

[Gabriel]: Still funny though.

 

[Jack]:

 

*****

 

[Hana]: Have you seen Amé’s room? ^^

 

[Lucio]: No, why?

 

[Lucio]: Should I have?

 

[Hana]: *LOL.jpg*

 

[Lucio]: OMG! That’s hilarious.

 

[Lucio]: Her face!

 

[Hana]: I know right! ^^

 

*****

 

[Gabriel]: *prank.jpg*

 

[Gérard]: How are you still alive?

 

[Gabriel]: I might not be. This could all be your imagination.

 

[Gabriel]: Really… a cold call?

 

[Gérard]: So you are alive!

 

[Gabriel]: Dammit!

 

*****

 

[Angela]: It is funny though.

 

[Amélie]: I said…

 

[Amélie]: STOP. LAUGHING!

 

[Angela]: Sorry.

 

[Amélie]:You’re still laughing aren’t you?

 

[Angela]: No...

 

[Amélie]: Okay, That’s it!

 

[Amélie]: Payback time!

 

*****

 

[Olivia]: It suits you :)

 

[Hana]: My hair is ruined! (p_q)

 

[Olivia]: Still love you <3

 

[Hana]: <3

 

*****

 

[Jack]: *20180604_2566079.jpg*

 

[Angela]: LOL! So much pink lately!

 

[Jack]: he is not happy

 

[Angela]: It doesn’t look that bad. :P

 

[Jack]: i just told him that

 

[Angela]: What did he say? :)

 

[Jack]: i am not a ballerina

 

[Angela]: OMG I’m crying!

 

*****

 

[Hana]: I DEMAND REVENGE!

 

[Gabriel]: This is tame for Amé.

 

[Gabriel]: Annoying as fuck, but still tame.

 

[Gabriel]: Maybe we shouldn’t provoke her more.

 

[Hana]: Who are you and what did you do with Gabe?

 

[Gabriel]: Screw you!

 

[Hana]: No Screw you! You in?

 

[Gabriel]: Fine… what’s the plan?

 

[Hana]: ^^

 

[Hana]: I’m so glad you asked.

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[Angela] created [Group Therapy]

 

[Angela] added contact list [Uni-Friends] to [Group Therapy]

 

 

[Angela]: Ok, this has gone on long enough!

 

[Angela]: I AM SICK OF SEEING THE COLOUR PINK!!!

 

[Hana]: Amé started it!

 

[Jack]: you and gabe started it

 

[Gabriel]: We did, but SHE continued it!

 

[Amélie]: …

 

 

[Amélie] left the group.

 

[Olivia] added [Amélie]

 

 

[Olivia]: In all fairness, hers were the best! :)

 

[Amélie]: … Merci

 

 

[Amélie] left the group.

 

[Angela] added [Amélie]

 

 

[Angela]: WE NEED TO SORT THIS OUT!!!

 

[Angela]: It’s getting really annoying.

 

[Hana]: SO IS TYPING IN CAPS!!!

 

[Hana]: I’ll stop, IF they do!

 

[Gabriel]: What did I do?

 

[Hana]: I know it was you that changed my stream address! Really? 10 hours of Rick Rolling!

 

 

[Amélie] left the group.

 

 

[Gabriel]: I forgot about that! Did it go well?

 

[Hana]: No! >.<

 

[Fareeha]: I’m glad I live across the hall!

 

[Olivia]: Lucky you!

 

[Hanzo]: Jesse has lost his phone, but he says that you all need to relax.

 

[Hanzo]: mnsnf01287eh

 

[Hanzo]: Na’ y’all need to chill.

 

[Genji]: Ha. That was humorous to watch. A slap fight for a phone.

 

[Angela]: Why do I regret making this group?

 

[Angela]: Can we all just agree to stop pranks for now?

 

[Angela]: Wait, where did Amélie go?

 

 

[Lucio] added [Amélie]

 

 

[Lucio]: Found her!

 

 

[Amélie] left the group.

 

 

[Jack]: i dont think she wants to be here

 

 

[Angela] added [Amélie]

 

 

[Amélie]: Merde!.. Stop adding me!

 

 

[Amélie] left the group.

 

[Hana] added [Amélie]

 

 

[Hana]: Stop leaving then and we won’t have to!

 

[Gabriel]: I agree to stop, if they do.

 

[Amélie]: Fine, can I go now?

 

[Hana]: Leave and you will be re-added!

 

[Hana]: Now I remake this chat in my image!

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[Hana] renamed the group to [Doritos & Chill ^^]

 

 

[Amélie]: …

 

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[Hana]: bored! -_-

 

[Hana]: What’s everybody up to?

 

[Jack]: netflix

 

[Gabriel]: Snogging Jack

 

[Gabriel]: … I mean Netflix.

 

[Amélie]: I’m with Giselle.

 

[Angela]: Boo!

 

[Fareeha]: I usually try to stay out of friends personal lives, but I have to agree with Angela, you could do so much better.

 

[Angela]: <3

 

[Fareeha]: :)

 

[Amélie]: This is not up for discussion.

 

[Olivia]: What’s not?

 

[Olivia]: Your manipulative girlfriend, that all your friends despise?

 

[Amélie]: Olivia… I swear to god I will hurt you!

 

[Angela]: We only say these things because we care.

 

[Amélie]: …

 

[Jesse]: Worried ‘bout ya is all.

 

[Gabriel]: We all are, she deserves better.

 

[Hana]: Does anybody else find it weird that Jesse types how he talks, I just let my phone do its business, and I take writing classes so PUNCTUATION!

 

[Olivia]: Wait I thought Jesse lost his phone!

 

[Genji]: He did. They found it in Hanzo’s underwear drawer.

 

[Hanzo]: …

 

[Jesse]: …

 

[Hana]: ^^

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[Jamison]: ne1 wan sum BBQ

 

[Gabriel]: CLICK ME NOW!

 

[Olivia]: It’s raining, why would anybody want some BBQ?

 

[Olivia]: LOL Gabe!

 

[Amélie]: Don’t you hate it when you hear a song somewhere and then it gets stuck in your head?

 

[Hana]: Yeah I hate that Amé.

 

[Jamison]: snk in ktch so mch fd

 

[Olivia]: Pinch me some mint choc ice cream!

 

[Hana]: Is that the fire alarm?

 

[Amélie]: Sounds like it, we have to stop our movie now!

 

[Hana]: We?

 

[Amélie]: Giselle and I.

 

[Gabriel]: Boo!

 

[Angela]: Boo!

 

[Hana]: You can do better… *click pls*

 

[Amélie]: I refuse to respond.

 

[Angela]: Sorry, Amélie we are just worried.

 

[Fareeha]: Lindholm just caught Jamison after he somehow set off the fire alarm!

 

[Olivia]: NO ICE CREAM :’(

 

[Hana]: LOL, how did he manage that?

 

[Fareeha]: No idea.

 

[Fareeha]: But his hair was a bit singed.

 

[Gabriel]: I wonder how long it will be before he lives this one down, did you guys hear the Deans announcement?

 

[Gérard]: No! I’m on my way to the airport, what was it!

 

[Gabriel]: “Please ignore the alarm, there is no fire, Jamison Fawkes set fire to his hair. Again. Please continue to enjoy the beginning of your Break and see you in the new year, Happy Holidays!”

 

[Gérard]: I miss the best things!

 

[Gabriel]: You are going to France for Christmas! Some of us are stuck here!

 

[Amélie]: I’m staying here this year, so is Giselle.

 

[Gabriel]: Cool to you, meh to the manipulator.

 

[Amélie]: …

 

[Gérard]: Amés do you want me to pass a message to your folks, feel free to PM me!

 

[Amélie]: Will do, streaming the movie now. Bye.

 

[Gabriel]: I wonder what film it is?

 

[Hana]: Olivia!

 

[Olivia]: Okay, browsing history reveals….

 

[Olivia]: Love Actually! *gags*

 

[Gabriel]: … Giselle officially has the worst taste in movies!

 

[Hana]: We need to save Amélie!

 

[Fareeha]: Shame Jamison set off the alarm already.

 

[Fareeha]: Everything just went off in our dorm!

 

[Jack]: you guys wanted to save amelie so I pulled some fuses out of the fuse box down the hall, our dorm is out too

 

[Amélie]: I…

 

[Amélie]: Oh thank god! I hate that film.

 

[Hana]: JACK YOU BETTER START RUNNING!

 

[Lucio]: You just cut off her stream.

 

[Gabriel]: I have never seen Jack run so fast or Hana this angry.

 

[Olivia]: RUN!

 

[Lucio]: xD

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[Hana]: I bought bagels!

 

[Amélie]: Are bagels supposed to make me feel better?

 

[Hana]: I got you cream cheese? ^^

 

[Amélie]: I… Thank you.

 

[Gabriel]: Does this mean you’re going to leave your room.

 

[Jesse]: Ya ‘av been in there a long time.

 

[Gabriel]: Guys! She actually left.

 

[Angela]: That’s great! :D

 

[Angela]: Urgh… more customers, this is the last time I swap shifts with you Jesse!

 

[Jesse]: I keep tellin’ ya, we need a third person.

 

[Jesse]: Bossman already said yeah.

 

[Gabriel]: SOS!

 

[Gabriel]: Need Help! Amé’s being a downer.

 

[Amélie]: I just want to eat my bagel in peace.

 

[Gabriel]: Why are you typing? You are sat like two feet away.

 

[Hana]: Says the one typing a response. o_O

 

[Jesse]: Well, her own fault.

 

[Jesse]: We did warn her not to date Giselle.

 

[Amélie]: Now that is done, I am going back to my room now.

 

[Jesse]: sonuvabitch

 

[Hana]: LMFAO!

 

[Gabriel]: I'M DEAD!!! :D

 

[Jesse]: Ouch!

 

[Olivia]: What happened, do I need to go get Angie?

 

[Gabriel]: I’ll just leave this here.

 

[Olivia]: OMG, she didn’t?

 

[Jesse]: It really hurt!

 

[Olivia]: xD

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[Amélie]: @Gabriel

 

[Hana]: @Gabriel

 

[Olivia]: @Gabriel

 

[Gabriel]: What?

 

[Amélie]: *accident.jpg*

 

[Gabriel]: …

 

[Gabriel]: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN’T SHOW IT TO ANYONE!

 

[Amélie] renamed the group to [#TrouserExplosion]

 

[Hana]: Amé, so proud! ^^

 

[Amélie]: You said you wouldn’t say ‘I told you so’.

 

[Lucio]: OMG! Are they Superman underpants? xD

 

[Gabriel]: SILENCE!!

 

[Hanzo]: How did that even happen?

 

[Genji]: He heard Jack screaming.

 

[Jesse]: S’like the opposite of Superman.

 

[Olivia]: He’s pissed. You should see his face.

 

[Gabriel]: THIS IS MY NORMAL FACE!

 

[Gérard]: Wait, you have a normal face?

 

[Gabriel]: I HATE YOU ALL!

 

[Olivia]: But we love you Gabby! <3

 

[Amélie]: <3

 

[Hana]: <3

 

[Gabriel]: Ok then.

 

[Jesse]: Srsly How’d it ‘appen?

 

[Angela]: Yes Gabriel…

 

[Angela]: HOW DID IT HAPPEN!?!

 

[Gabriel]: Uh-ho

 

[Fareeha]: Are you okay Angela?

 

[Angela]: No.

 

[Amélie]: Gabriel was too busy with his phone and fell over at the Café and blamed Angela.

 

[Gabriel]: IT WAS A WET FLOOR!

 

[Angela]: You didn’t slip on the floor!

 

[Gabriel]: I did…

 

[Angela]: No, you fell over the wet floor SIGN!

 

[Angela]: I got my wage docked to pay for a NEW SIGN and your FUCKING JEANS!!!

 

[Olivia]: LOL

 

[Gabriel]: It was the floor! Amé back me up?

 

[Amélie]: Non, you fell over the wet floor sign and exposed your underpants for all to see when your jeans exploded.

 

[Gabriel]: …

 

[Angela]: You owe me 18euro for the sign plus whatever your jeans cost!

 

[Gabriel]: Nope.

 

[Angela]: I took the blame you cast my way! You owe me. BIG TIME!

 

[Gabriel]: Really? I thought you were my friend?

 

[Angela]: Fahr zur Hölle!

 

[Amélie]: Angela, check Twiiter.

 

[Angela]: <3

 

[Gabriel]: I hate you so much…

 

[Amélie]: Give Angela the money and we will take it down.

 

[Gabriel]: Olivia, help?

 

[Olivia]: Idiota, how do you think it was posted from your account?

 

[Gabriel]: …

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[Amélie] added [Lena] to [#TrouserExplosion]

 

 

[Genji]: Who is this?

 

[Gabriel]: Amélie’s new roommate.

 

[Gabriel]: She rather shy!

 

[Amélie]: … pointing that out helps how?

 

[Lena]: Hiya?

 

[Genji]: Hello Lena, I am Genji.

 

[Gabriel]: It says your name on the screen dumbass.

 

[Genji]: Its called being polite, you should try it sometime.

 

[Gabriel]: Try getting laid sometime.

 

[Genji]: …

 

[Gabriel]: Seriously you’re the one of the only ones in our group who’s still single.

 

[Lena]: Gabriel luv, you suck!

 

[Gabriel]: …

 

[Genji]: No, he doesn’t suck.

 

[Gabriel]: Thank you.

 

[Genji]: He swallows.

 

[Gabriel]: …

 

[Hana]: HaHa!

 

[Lena]: :o

 

[Lena]: That’s an image I didn’t need!

 

[Genji]: It is true.

 

[Genji]: Jack is quite the storyteller.

 

[Gabriel]: He wouldn’t say anything to you.

 

[Genji]: Don’t be in denial Cuddle Muffin.

 

[Gabriel]: @Jack YOU TOLD HIM THAT!?!

 

[Amélie]: Wait, Jack calls you Cuddle Muffin?

 

[Lena]: :D

 

[Hana]: @Olivia.

 

[Jack]: im sorry

 

[Jesse]: I fink whats on peoples mind now is what ya call Jack.

 

[Genji]: Honey Bun.

 

[Hana]: ^^

 

[Genji]: I have toothache.

 

[Lena]: Yeah, all this tooth-rotting fluffiness, its kinda cute!

 

[Genji]: No literally. Gabriel hit me in the jaw.

 

[Genji]: @Angela. I need healing.

 

[Angela]: I am not a miracle worker, there is no cure for stupidity.

 

[Gabriel]: HA BURNED!

 

[Angela]: I was talking about you Gabriel. Genji I shall be over in a moment.

 

[Gabriel]: …

 

[Lena]: I think I’m going to like it here.

 

[Amélie]: <3

 

[Olivia]: <3

 

 

[Olivia] renamed the group to [Cuddles & Honey]

 

 

[Gabriel]: …

 

[Lena]: :D

 

[Amélie]: Gabriel lighten up it made Lena happy.

 

[Gabriel]: At my expense!

 

[Jack]: It’s okay, Cuddle Muffin.

 

[Gabriel]: JACK!

 

[Jack]: it wasnt me

 

[Olivia]: :P

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Tuesday

 

 

[Genji]: Who ate my Ramen?

 

[Gabriel]: What?

 

[Genji]: It is very simple.

 

[Genji]: Who ate my Ramen?

 

[Lena]: I saw @Olivia with some noodles earlier?

 

[Olivia]: Nope not me. They were instant :( they sucked!

 

[Olivia]: I had a craving only noodles could satisfy.

 

[Hana]: I think it was me?

 

[Hana]: I was hungry and Fareeha said there were some leftovers in the fridge.

 

[Fareeha]: Leave me out of this.

 

[Fareeha]: Besides I said there was left over Pizza…

 

[Genji]: It is no problem.

 

[Hana]: Whaaaaaaaaaaa? O_o

 

[Genji]: Were they tasty? I was trying a new recipe.

 

[Hana]: They were…

 

[Genji]: Good. I am glad. I look forward to trying them next time.

 

[Hana]: Now I feel bad.

 

[Lena]: *hug*

 

[Hana]: <3

 

 

Thursday

 

 

[Hana]: Lucio! Where are my stream snacks?

 

[Lucio]: I left them in the usual place.

 

[Hana]: They aren’t there! -_-

 

[Lucio]: No idea then.

 

[Hana]: If I can't find them, I’m cancelling the stream! Can’t do it without my snacks!!

 

[Genji]: What a shame. I was just getting ready for the stream.

 

[Genji]: IMG_0787.JPG

 

[Hana]: Genji you didn’t?

 

[Genji]: These tortilla chips are quite tasty. Cheese flavour is satisfying. However, my mouth is quite dry.

 

[Hana]: …

 

[Genji]: This energy drink does the trick.

 

[Hana]: I can’t believe you ate my stream supplies!

 

[Genji]: You ate my Ramen.

 

[Hana]: … Touché.

 

[Lena]: So its been quiet a while, who’s dead?

 

[Fareeha]: No one, its rather strange, they are actually hugging it out!

 

[Lena]: Awwww, now I want a hug.

 

[Amélie]: I suppose I could give you a hug.

 

[Gérard]: *wolf whistle*

 

[Amélie]: *Brandishes a nutcracker*

 

[Gérard]: Comment withdrawn.

 

[Amélie]: That’s what I thought.

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[Olivia]: You’ve been spending time with him lately.

 

[Olivia]: Need ideas, Lucios b-day gift?

 

[Lena]: I got him a frog head.

 

[Olivia]: Frog head?

 

[Lena]: Yeah like a masky helmet thing he can use when he DJs :)

 

[Lena]: I think its cool and funny!

 

[Olivia]: New headphones, maybe?

 

[Lena]: Yeah!

 

 

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[Gérard]: You asked Amélie to my wedding yet?

 

[Amélie]: ???

 

[Gérard]: Oh sorry.

 

[Gérard]: That was meant for Lena!

 

[Amélie]: Don’t you dare!

 

[Gérard]: Time is ticking. :P

 

[Amélie]: …

 

 

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[Genji]: I have our new pet!

 

[Hanzo]: Great!

 

[Genji]: At last we have common ground again.

 

[Hanzo]: Yes, it had been a long time.

 

[Genji]: Now he needs a name.

 

[Hanzo]: Yasu?

 

[Genji]: Perfect.

 

 

*****

 

 

[Lena]: Hanzo and Genji got a new pet!

 

[Lucio]: Cool, what is it?

 

[Lena]: Dunno! I only know he’s called Yasu.

 

[Lucio]: Gotta be a dog!

 

[Lena]: That’s what I was thinking :)

 

 

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[Amélie]: It must be a cat.

 

[Angela]: I don’t know.

 

[Amélie]: Lena insists it’s a dog…

 

[Angela]: Me too.

 

[Amélie]: She’e so cute.

 

[Angela]: Is it a dog? You’ve seen it? :o

 

[Amélie]: No Lena

 

[Amélie]: She’s getting really excited, something about walking a puppy everyday.

 

[Angela]: So…. Have you asked her yet?

 

[Angela]: Amélie?

 

[Angela]: Amélie?

 

[Angela]: You dead?

 

[Amélie]: No!

 

[Angela]: Good :)

 

[Angela]: Now ask her. :P

 

[Amélie]: …

 

 

*****

 

 

[Jesse]: OMG!

 

[Hanzo]: It is not so bad.

 

[Jesse]: Fuckin’ weird.

 

[Hanzo]: Says the one who dresses like a cowboy.

 

[Jesse]: You luv it.

 

[Hanzo]: I do… Like you love my new pet?

 

[Jesse]: Guess ‘is kinda cute in ‘is own way.

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[Hana]: Seriously!!!

 

 

[Hana] renamed the group to [Shi-MAD-a’s]

 

 

[Genji]: I take it you don’t approve?

 

[Lena]: I think he’s cool!

 

[Hanzo]: Thank you, Lena.

 

[Lena]: :D

 

[Hana]: Pets are awesome, but you two are blooming mad though.

 

[Genji]: Fact: Yasu is amazing.

 

[Amélie]: I agree. Also if he makes you happy, all the better.

 

[Gabriel]: It’s a fucking LOBSTER.

 

[Lucio]: A Lobster?

 

[Lucio]: AWESOME!

 

[Olivia]: So when are we gonna cook him?

 

[Hanzo]: NEVER!!!

 

[Olivia]: www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2017/05/lobster-bisque-recipe.html

 

[Genji]: You cook him, you die!

 

[Hanzo]: Yasu is not for eating.

 

[Amélie]: #YasuNotFood!

 

[Lena]: Yeah! #YasuNotFood!

 

[Lucio]: #YasuNotFood!

 

[Gabriel]: I would prefer to eat him.

 

[Olivia]: That’s strange.

 

[Gabriel]: What is?

 

[Olivia]: Your Twitter says otherwise! www.twitter.gu/gabethereaper666

 

[Gabriel]: DAMMIT OLIVIA!

 

[Gabriel]: You wanted to eat him first!

 

[Olivia]: Changed my mind Gabby ;)

 

[Lena]: Wait, is it too late to rename him??

 

[Hanzo]: Why?

 

[Lena]: Cause we can name him Santa!

 

[Gabriel]: Oh god…

 

[Lena]: Cause he has claws! :D

 

[Amélie]: Chérie, don’t ever change.

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[Jack]: so im bored lets play a game if you were a cannibal who would you eat

 

[Lena]: NOT YASU!!!

 

[Amélie]: Chérie, Yasu is a lobster.

 

[Lena]: #LobstersArePeopleToo

 

[Gabriel]: I hate you all!

 

[Gérard]: Why so edgy?

 

[Gabriel]: I am not edgy.

 

[Olivia]: Keep telling yourself that.

 

[Gabriel]: …

 

[Olivia]: So, who would I eat?

 

[Olivia]: I have to pick Angela, she keeps herself fit, nice lean meat!

 

[Gabriel]: I would eat Jack.

 

[Genji]: No change there…

 

[Gabriel]: Genji I swear to god!..

 

[Olivia]: OMFG! WILL YOU TWO JUST FUCK ALREADY!!

 

[Genji]: :o

 

[Gabriel]: …

 

[Gérard]: She’s right though, you could cut the sexual tension between you two with a knife.

 

[Amélie]: Nice to see you are leaving me alone for a change…

 

[Gérard]: Oh, don’t worry, we haven’t forgotten about you Amé! :)

 

[Amélie]: …

 

[Jack]: well this escalated quickly

 

[Gérard]: I see no objections!!

 

[Jack]: i cant think of any

 

[Gabriel]: Whereas I can think of many!

 

[Olivia]: One Word: Polyamory!

 

[Gabriel]: Not happening.

 

[Lena]: I would eat Amélie!

 

[Gérard]: LOL!

 

[Olivia]: OMG HAHA!!

 

[Amélie]: Chérie? :o

 

[Lena]: Oh… I lost track of the conversation… uhm yeah, she would be saturated with fine French foods?

 

[Gérard]: Hmm… you have clearly put thought into this. ;)

 

[Lena]: Ye… uhm… no… Bye!

 

[Olivia]: Lol

 

[Gabriel]: Well done Jack, you broke Lena.

 

[Genji]: Perhaps we should punish him.

 

[Gabriel]: That’s a good idea.

 

[Genji]: I will get the rope, you just bring your sexy self.

 

[Gabriel]: WHAT? OMG NO!!!

 

[Genji]: <3 xx

 

[Amélie]: LMFAO!

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[Hana]: REVELATION!

 

[Jack]: she has been on about it all day

 

[Hana]: SILENCE!

 

[Hanzo]: Do tell, Yasu and I will provide our opinion.

 

[Lena]: Yasu! <3

 

[Genji]: I swear, she loves Yasu more than we do.

 

[Hanzo]: I’m still envious he doesn’t snap at her with his claws.

 

[Genji]: This is true.

 

[Lena]: Yasu loves me! :D

 

[Hana]: HELLO I HAD A REVELATION!

 

[Lucio]: Go ahead. :)

 

[Hana]: PBJ is a salad.

 

[Gabriel]: No, it isn’t.

 

[Hana]: It is, I have proof.

 

[Amélie]: Do tell.

 

[Hana]: Bread comes from plants, Peanuts come from plants, Jelly/Jams are basically just squashed plants. Therefore, PBJ is salad.

 

[Gabriel]: No, it isn’t.

 

[Genji]: I don’t know it is kind of true.

 

[Gabriel]: Genji, don’t make me come over there!

 

[Genji]: Please bring Jack if you do.

 

[Gabriel]: What?

 

[Genji]: I’ll make PBJ and we can see where things go.

 

[Gabriel]: I don’t like peanuts.

 

[Genji]: Well, we could find another use for the Jelly.

 

[Gabriel]: … Not funny.

 

[Genji]: Your eyes deceive you, there is no joke.

 

[Gabriel]: No, they do not, you are taking the piss and it’s not funny.

 

[Genji]: So you do not want a Jam Sandwich?

 

[Gabriel]: I know what you mean so no!

 

[Genji]:  Okay, Lena you can have it.

 

[Lena]: Whoop Whoop!

 

[Gabriel]: You mean there are actual Jam Sandwiches?

 

[Amélie]:  There are several.

 

[Hana] renamed the group to [SALAD PARTY!]

 

[Jack]: they are not salad but I would like one

 

[Genji]: See Gabriel, Jack will come.

 

[Gabriel]: Why do I get the feeling you are fucking with me?

 

[Genji]: Maybe later. After Sandwiches.

 

[Gabriel]: I hate you!

 

 

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[Lena] added [Yasu] to [SALAD PARTY!]

 

[Yasu]: Snip Snip, Glub Glub.

 

[Amélie]: Lena, did you make Yasu a Facebook page?

 

[Lena]: :D

 

[Gabriel]: Hello Lobster.

 

[Yasu]: Glub Glub, Snip Snip.

 

[Jesse]: Why is the lobster in the chat?

 

[Yasu]: Glub?

 

[Jesse]: Its bloody weird!

 

[Yasu]: ( ಠ_ ಠ)

 

[Gabriel]: I know its Lena, but Yasu is amazing.

 

[Yasu]: \(^o^) /

 

[Jesse]: Lena, stop it, its weird!

 

[Yasu]: (  -_ ・) ︻デ ═ 一

 

[Hana]: LOOK OUT HES GOT A GUN!

 

[Angela]: Oh Yasu! Friend Request?

 

[Yasu]: (ʘ ‿ʘ)

 

[Angela]: :)

 

[Amélie]: Merci

 

[Gabriel]: Thanks.

 

[Jack]: cool

 

[Olivia]: #LobsterBuddies!

 

[Jesse]: Why didn’t I get one?

 

[Yasu]: ( ง'̀-'́) ง

 

[Genji]: This makes me happy.

 

[Yasu]: Snip Snip.

 

[Genji]: Not as much as Gabriel though.

 

[Gabriel]: Would you stop?

 

[Genji]: I could.

 

[Jack]: will you

 

[Genji]: No.

 

[Gabriel]: I will hit you!

 

[Genji]: <3

 

[Yasu]: Snip Snip, Glub Snip, Glub Glub Snip.

 

[Olivia]: Translation: Just fuck already!

 

[Yasu]: ( 。ʘ‿ʘ 。)

 

[Gabriel]: ARGH!

 

[Angela]: Gabriel, built up stress and tension can be hazardous to your health. Perhaps you should alleviate it. ;)

 

[Gabriel]: I have a boyfriend.

 

[Genji]: Jack is invited too!

 

[Jack]: <3

 

[Genji]: <3

 

[Gabriel]: …

 

[Hana]: Its been silent for a while? Are they doing it?

 

[Gabriel]: NO!

 

[Genji]: But we were talking about it.

 

[Gabriel]: …

 

[Amélie]: Lena is as red as Yasu!

 

[Amélie]: Gérard I see you typing, don’t you dare say anything!

 

[Gérard]: :-(

 

[Yasu]: Glub Glub!

 

[Gérard]: Yes, Friends with a lobster!

 

[Jesse]: OH COME ON!

 

[Yasu]: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ︻ ╦╤─

 

 

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[Hana]: So I wasted 3 hours of my life!

 

[Hanzo]: How so?

 

[Hana]: I got lost on YouTube.

 

[Gérard]: Found you!

 

[Amélie]: Grow Up…

 

[Gabriel]: What were you watching?

 

[Hana]: Fallout Lore videos.

 

[Lena]: Fallout is a fun game.

 

[Hana]: That’s the thing, I ended up watching fan theories on the alien films!

 

[Lena]: Alien is not so fun… :(

 

[Amélie]: I will protect you Chérie. :)

 

[Angela]: I like the Alien films; the prequels are great too.

 

[Olivia]: I wonder what would happen if a xeno got infected with the black goo.

 

[Hana]: GODZILLA!

 

[Gabriel]: That would be kinda cool

 

[Gérard]: *throws a facehugger at Lena*

 

[Lena]: OMG YOU ASSHOLE!

 

[Gérard]: LMFAO

 

[Gabriel]: What happened?

 

[Lena]: He waited for me to read it… threw a cushion at me, then he legged it! :-(

 

[Jack]: haha

 

[Angela]: Gérard that’s dangerous! She has a heart condition!

 

[Lena]: I’m okay Angie, it was just a little fun, it just scared me a little.

 

[Amélie]: We will have our revenge Chérie!

 

[Lena]: <3

 

[Amélie]: <3

 

[Hana]: No… THE CUTENESS!

 

[Olivia]: What have we unleashed?

 

[Gérard]: You will have to find me first.

 

[Amélie]:  That will not be difficult.

 

[Jesse]: In our dorm.

 

[Gérard]: Betrayal!

 

[Jesse]: Pay ya tab and we’ll talk.

 

[Jack]: haha

 

[Angela]: Satya really wants you to pay that tab…

 

[Gérard]: Seriously, unlock the door!

 

[Jesse]: Ang?

 

[Angela]: We refer you to Jesse’s previous statement.

 

[Gérard]: Fine, how much?

 

[Angela]: 323 euro

 

[Lena]: Don’t forget the 73 cents.

 

[Amélie]:  How much coffee do you drink… Also I am outside.

 

[Gérard]:  On second thoughts don’t unlock the door…

 

[Amélie]:  You do realise my card works on this door too…

 

[Gérard]:  Shit…

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[Giselle Talon] added [Amélie Guillard] to the chat.

 

 

[Giselle]: I called.

 

[Amélie]: I know, I watched it ring

 

[Giselle]: Bitch!

 

[Amélie]: I’ve been called worse.

 

[Giselle]: Like what?

 

[Amélie]: Your Girlfriend.

 

[Giselle]: Oh, come on Amé! Its not like you can forget me…

 

[Amélie]: How am I supposed to? Whenever I go outside, I see things that remind me of you.

 

[Giselle]: Oh?

 

[Amélie]: Yeah, Rubbish Bins, Dog Shit… need I list more?

 

[Giselle]: Look, I’m sorry, I know I shouldn’t have, it was an accident, can’t you at least forgive me???

 

[Amélie]: … You don’t accidentally fuck someone dumbass.

 

[Giselle]: IM SORRY I CHEATED ON YOU! You have a wonderful laugh; your hair is like silk and your beauty honestly takes my breath away.

 

[Amélie]: I once thought you took my breath away, but my friends made me realise something.

 

[Giselle]: What?

 

[Amélie]: I realised I was just choking on your Bullshit. Have fun or don’t. As if I care.

 

[Amélie Guillard] added [Willow Baker] to the chat.

 

[Amélie]: Hint: Willow scroll up.

 

[Amélie Guillard] left the chat.

 

*****

 

[Amélie]: Gabe, you free?

 

[Gabriel]: Sure.

 

[Amélie]: Giselle texted me, asking for my forgiveness like she wanted to get back together….

 

[Gabriel]: Okay, be there soon

 

[Amélie]: Aren’t you in Spain visiting your mom?

 

[Gabriel]: It’s called a plane ticket, due back anyway. Now where is that bitch hiding?

 

[Amélie]: Her dorm probably.

 

[Gabriel]: I’ll get Jack and Genji, we’ll give her your answer.

 

[Amélie]: Thanks Gabe, you’re a good friend.

 

*****

 

[Olivia]: Hey Lena, I have some trivia for you!

 

[Lena]: Oh?

 

[Olivia]: What mouse walks on two legs?

 

[Lena]: No idea.

 

[Olivia]: Mickey Mouse, what duck walks on two legs?

 

[Lena]: DONALD DUCK!

 

[Olivia]: No… All ducks silly :P

 

[Lena]: I hate you…

 

[Olivia]: <3

 

*****

 

[Lena]: I heard Giselle texted, do you need a hug?

 

[Amélie]: There is no need Chérie

 

[Lena]: But what if I want to?

 

[Amélie]: You are too sweet for your own good

 

[Lena]: Be there in 5

 

[Amélie]: I thought you were doing a shift at the café?

 

[Lena]: Jesse owes me a few.

 

[Amélie]: Oh?

 

[Lena]: You bought him tickets to Blizzard world. Me and Angie covered his shifts.

 

[Amélie]: Ah.

 

[Lena]: Be there after I’ve changed. xx

 

[Amélie]: Oh, I like the uniform…

 

[Lena]: Okay, on my way now then.

 

[Amélie]: <3

 

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[Hana]: Bacon Party!

 

[Olivia]: She means breakfast.

 

[Lena]: I just realised as a group we eat an awful lot of meat.

 

[Quinn]: Speak for yourself.

 

[Amber]: Sis, you know eating meat is natural.

 

[Quinn]: I am not arguing with you about this again...

 

[Hana]: If animals didn’t want to be eaten, why are they made of food?

 

[Quinn]: I’ll stick with toast thanks.

 

[Olivia]: Wait you don’t eat meat? Like at all?

 

[Quinn]: Nope, I'm a Veggie.

 

[Hana]: Are you cereal right now?

 

[Quinn]: Bad joke right there.

 

[Piper]: Why are we arguing?

 

[Quinn]: Because little sister, this is the internet.

 

[Piper]: I know what the internet is Quinn.

 

[Amber]: You really don't. You are too innocent Pipes.

 

[Olivia]: Am I missing something?

 

[Amber]: Pipes is too sweet and innocent to understand the internet. If you follow?

 

[Hana]: Oh! This could be fun.

 

[Quinn]: Think very carefully, about what you do next...

 

[Lena]: Hana you don't wanna make Quinn angry.

 

[Piper]: I can look after myself!

 

[Amber]: You cried when Lena stood on a ladybug.

 

[Piper]: But it was so innocent... :(

 

[Gabriel]: Having a family in here is kinda weird, all this sibling stuff.

 

[Amber]: I've seen the logs, not much has changed.

 

[Jack]: this is true

 

[Piper]: So, I found this really cute cat video

 

[Piper]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCZ0eg1zEvw

 

[Hana]: You just became my best friend.

 

[Piper]: Yaaaaaay! :D

 

[Piper]: Does this mean I get hugs whenever I want? :)

 

[Olivia]: She is so cute! Lena can we keep her?

 

[Quinn]: No, Piper is ours.

 

[Piper]: I thought I was moms?

 

[Amber]: Mom isn’t here though, so you are ours :)

 

[Piper]: But she is…

 

[Quinn]: Piper, mom asked us to not mention it.

 

[Piper]: But mom is awesome, who cares if she works here?

 

[Amber]: This Piper, is why we can’t have nice things.

 

[Gabriel]: Your mom works here?

 

[Olivia]: More importantly, Lena’s foster mother works here, and she didn’t tell us!

 

[Lena]: Sorry :(

 

[Quinn]: Mom made us all promise to keep it quiet.

 

[Olivia]: Understandable.

 

[Olivia]: Challenge Accepted.

 

[Lena]: Shit.

 

[Piper]: Lena! You said a swear!

 

[Hana]: Holy hell, she got cuter!

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[Lena]: I’m at your car Angela. I think anyway?

 

[Olivia]: Gabe you jackass!

 

[Angela]: Okay Lena. It’s the white Camaro.

 

[Lena]: Yup, I’m at the right car.

 

[Olivia]: Wait, Angie’s letting you in her car! OMG Jealous!!

 

[Gabriel]: What did I do now?

 

[Hana]: What about my car?

 

[Olivia]: Hana, you know I love your car, but a classic Camaro is hard to beat.

 

[Olivia]: You left your mess inside the microwave.

 

[Gabriel]: How do you know it was me?

 

[Hana]: I like my car, it’s awesome.

 

[Jesse]: It’s a fucking bright pink smart car!

 

[Olivia]: You are the only one that eats those microwave burgers! You left the thing full of grease.

 

[Hana]: Its better than your rusty pick-up.

 

[Jesse]: Leave the McCree Machine alone.

 

[Amélie]: How much did it cost for a life size replica of Mator?

 

[Olivia]: Call the burn unit!

 

[Jesse]: I would insult your car… but I can’t.

 

[Amélie]: That is because I have an Audi.

 

[Olivia]: Purple <3

 

[Amélie]: <3

 

[Amber]: Which Audi?

 

[Amélie]: TT of course.

 

[Amber]: Then I agree with Olivia.

 

[Piper]: I have a Vespa :D

 

[Olivia]: OMG stop being so cute!

 

[Piper]: Sowwy :-(

 

[Olivia]: OMG where are you! I need to hug you right now.

 

[Piper]: Yaaaay! :D

 

[Amber]: Wish I had a car.

 

[Quinn]: You need a license first.

 

[Amber]: CBA!

 

[Piper]: Quinn has a Prius, Amber secretly likes it.

 

[Amber]: I do not! Click

 

[Quinn]: Leave my car alone.

 

[Hana]: Clicks Plz

 

[Amélie]: Lol

 

[Amber]: Ha!

 

[Lucio]: You know what to do!

 

[Gabriel]: LMAO

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[Lena]: I wasn’t that DRUNK last night.

 

[Angela]: You were flirting with Amélie.

 

[Lena]: So? She is my girlfriend...

 

[Angela]: You asked her if she was single.

 

[Olivia]: Then started crying when she said she wasn't.

 

[Gabriel]: OMG! Lol how did I miss that?

 

[Genji]: You were passed out with Jack outside.

 

[Gabriel]: How did we get outside?

 

[Genji]: I do not know. I found you on my way back to dorm.

 

[Hana]: @Lucio, you telling them, or shall I?

 

[Lucio]: Better idea.

 

[Lucio] added [Brigitte]

 

[Brigitte]: Oh, what’s this?

 

[Lena]: Hi Brie!

 

[Brigitte]: Lena! Hi! *sends hugs! *

 

[Lena]: Ty :)

 

[Amélie]: Should I be jealous?

 

[Lena]: No...

 

[Amélie]: Also, did you really cry after I left?

 

[Lena]: Yeah...

 

[Amélie]: That’s so sweet! <3

 

[Lena]: <3

 

[Hana]: So, Brigitte, tell Gaby how he ended up outside.

 

[Brigitte]: Oh. Okay.

 

[Brigitte]: Jack decided it was a good idea to start undressing on top of the table while dancing to Take on Me.

 

[Lena]: Lol I remember that! Jack why do you have the American Flag tattooed on your back?

 

[Jack]: it is good to remember home

 

[Olivia]: Oh, in case you get really pissed?

 

[Amélie]: If found, please return to county of origin.

 

[Hanzo]: How much is the postage?

 

[Jack]: ...

 

[Hanzo]: What you snore like a backed-up truck.

 

[Genji]: This is true.

 

[Jesse]: I don’t hear much?

 

[Hanzo]: That’s not saying much you could sleep through a bomb.

 

[Hana]: Hey back on track!

 

[Amélie]: This must be good... Hana doesn’t want us off topic for once.

 

[Hana]: It’s a good story!

 

[Brigitte]: Gabriel decided to join him, that’s when Mr Wilhelm saw you.

 

[Jack]: so he carried us outside

 

[Brigitte]: Nope, he joined in. The three of you were all TOPLESS and dancing happily then my Dad got involved when he asked Lucio to play a specific song which the four of you danced along too like drunken idiots... I had to watch my dad’s jiggling belly... still the rest of it was hilarious.

 

[Gabriel]: I bet I will regret this... which song?

 

[Olivia]: Young Man!

 

[Hana]: There’s no need to feel down.

 

[Piper]: I said young man :D

 

[Lena]: Get your feet off the ground.

 

[Gabriel]: Oh, dear god, STOP!

 

[Piper]: Awww :(

 

[Quinn]: Y

 

[Lena]: M

 

[Amber]: C

 

[Piper]: YAY! :D

 

[Amélie]: Lol

 

[Hana]: :D

 

[Olivia]: :)

 

[Jack]: so how did we get outside then

 

[Jesse]: Bob

 

[Lena]: Yup! Funniest thing I’ve seen in ages!

 

[Jesse]: Ashe was not happy.

 

[Jesse] added [Elizabeth]

 

[Elizabeth]: The fuck McCree? Texting me this early!

 

[Jesse]: Its high noon.

 

[Elizabeth]: Exactly! Its early. Wait a minute!

 

[Elizabeth]: Jack, Gabriel ya barred!

 

[Gabriel]: What? Why?

 

[Elizabeth]: Seriously, how much did the pair of ya fucking drink!?!

 

[Piper]: Language! :-(

 

[Elizabeth]: English...

 

[Elizabeth]: I don't mind PDA but stay the fuck off my pool table ya horny bastards!

 

[Jack]: did we...

 

[Elizabeth]: Bob threw you both the fuck out before ya got that far, but not for lack of trying. Spilt booze all over it though!

 

[Gabriel]: Sorry...

 

[Elizabeth]: Sorry ain’t gonna work, pay for re-felting my pool table and I might lift the bar, till then stay the fuck outta the Deadlock.

 

[Amélie]:  So, anyone for drinks?

 

[Lena]: Lizzie, do you do lemonade?

 

[Elizabeth]: We make it fresh.

 

[Jesse]: You let her call you Lizzie? But I can’t?

 

[Elizabeth]: She ain’t you McCree.

 

[Elizabeth]: Ginger Snap, come with ‘em, I’ll get ya a drink on the house for the swearing.

 

[Piper]: Me?

 

[Elizabeth]: Yup!

 

[Piper]: Does that mean we're friends now?

 

[Elizabeth]: Why not?

 

[Piper]: Yaaay! :D

 

[Gabriel]: Amé you are evil.

 

[Olivia]: Hello Evil, I'm Thirsty.

 

[Amélie]: Come with us them.

 

[Olivia]: On my way.

 

[Gabriel]: ...

 

[Lucio]: You have beer in the fridge

 

[Gabriel]: It’s not the same...

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[Lena]: Cats have always wondered and are in fact still pondering to this day, why fizzy drink bottles and cans yell fuck off to them when opened.

 

[Amber]: LMFAO

 

[Angela]: Huh?

 

[Angela]: Oh! :)

 

[Hana]: xD

 

[Olivia]: ROFL :)

 

[Piper]: Lena! Bad word!

 

[Lena]: Sorry Pipes! :(

 

[Piper]: :3

 

[Amélie]: Lena, you and I are having words later...

 

[Lena]: :o

 

[Amélie]: I loled in class, literally, now I am in trouble.

 

[Lena]: Sorry! :(

 

[Amélie]: I can think of a way you can make it up to me.

 

[Lena]: Oh?

 

[Amélie]: Fish.

 

[Gabriel]: Oooooooo!

 

[Amélie]: Get your mind out of the gutter.

 

[Olivia]: Yeah Gabe, Lena makes the best Fish and Chips.

 

[Gabriel]: But she uses Lemons...

 

[Lena]: Lemon is so useful.

 

[Amber]: Seriously, how do you guys do it? From cats to lemons!

 

[Piper]: https://youtu.be/hQ2Wl27x_k4

 

[Olivia]: Piper, if you ever change, I will cry.

 

[Piper]: I’ll try not too; I don’t want anybody to cry!

 

[Quinn]: Lena is making Fish and Chips?

 

[Lena]: Looks like it.

 

[Quinn]: You better be inviting us!

 

[Lena]: Of course!

 

[Piper]: Can I have parsley sauce?

 

[Lena]: Pipes when have I not made you parsley sauce?

 

[Olivia]: I want parsley sauce!

 

[Amélie]: Me too actually. Sounds nice.

 

[Jack]: not had it in a while

 

[Lena]: Okay, Fish and parsley sauce it is. Chips or New Potatoes?

 

[Gabriel]: Just do your thing.

 

[Jack]: we will only argue

 

[Genji]: You do that anyway.

 

[Lucio]: You do provoke them.

 

[Genji]: It is fun.

 

[Olivia]: It is isn’t it Gabby Rae Jepson?

 

[Gabriel]: ...

 

[Jack]: call me maybe

 

[Gabriel]: Don’t you start.

 

[Lena]: Don’t be a grouch!

 

[Piper]: Yeah, don’t worry Gabriel, I really really really really really really like you

 

[Gabriel]: Aww thanks!

 

[Olivia]: LMFAO, you just got trolled by Piper

 

[Gabriel]: Oh ffs!

 

[Piper]: Oh did I say too much? I'm so in my head...

 

[Gabriel]: You know what you did!

 

[Amber]: She just got you again! XD

 

[Jack]: with the same song

 

[Genji]: Piper makes me happy.

 

[Piper]: :D

 

[Elizabeth]: You’re not as innocent as ya appear, I approve.

 

[Quinn]: She may look like an Angel, but she has retractable horns.

 

[Gabriel]: I admit, she got me good. Better that you Shimada.

 

[Genji]: Challenge Accepted.

 

[Gabriel]: Shit.

 

[Piper]: Swears!

 

[Gabriel]: Sorry.

 

[Piper]: Good boy! :)

 

[Gabriel]: I am not a dog.

 

[Jesse]: I’m sure I heard growling the other day.

 

[Elizabeth]: And what the pair o'ya tried to do on my pool table.

 

[Jack]: no comment

 

[Gabriel]: Urgh, I hate you all.

 

[Lena]: Fine no fish for you!

 

[Gabriel]: You know what I mean!

 

[Lena]: Do I? What do you mean?

 

[Gabriel]: I don’t hate you Lena.

 

[Lena]: Sorry didn’t hear you...

 

[Gabriel]: ...

 

[Lena]: Say. It.

 

[Gabriel]: Fine.... I really really really really really really like you

 

[Lena]; Good Boy!

 

[Amélie]: Authoritative, I like it.

 

[Lena]: ;)

 

[Elizabeth]: I think I like it here.

 

[Piper]: Yaay!

 

[Elizabeth]: Yaay!

 

[Piper]: :D

 

[Elizabeth]: :D

 

[Jesse]: Whats even happening here?

 

[Elizabeth]: Bonding, fucks it to you McCree?

 

[Piper]: Swears! :(

 

[Elizabeth]: See now you went and made her sad.

 

[Jesse]: That was you.

 

[Elizabeth]: I wouldna swore, if you kept ya trap shut!

 

[Genji]: I like this logic.

 

[Gabriel]: Ha! You would...

 

[Genji]: Down boy.

 

[Gabriel]: I hate you...

 

[Jack]: no you dont

 

[Lena]: So.. parsley sauce?

 

[Olivia]: Sounds tasty xD

 

[Angela]: Ooo can I have some?

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[Hana]: Lena?

 

[Lena]: Yeah Love?

 

[Hana] renamed the group to [Beep Beep, I’m A Sheep!]

 

[Lena]: You Can Beep Beep Like A Sheep I See!

 

[Amélie]: Meow Meow, I’m A Cow!

 

[Lena]: <3

 

[Olivia]: You two are adorable.

 

[Amélie]: Merci

 

[Amélie]: Chérie, we are going to be late.

 

[Lena]: I’m already outside by Widow.

 

[Amélie]: How?

 

[Lena]: Awesome ninja skills!

 

[Piper]: Who’s Widow?

 

[Lena]: Amé's Audi!

 

[Amber]: You named your car?

 

[Amélie]: Yes.

 

[Amber]: Why?

 

[Amélie]: She needed a name.

 

[Lena]: Gabe named his bike!

 

[Gabriel]: Lena!

 

[Jack]: he called it wraith...

 

[Piper]: Sounds really evil :-(

 

[Jack]: its a good name for a harley though

 

[Amber]: HE HAS A HARLEY???

 

[Quinn]: Oh dear...

 

[Lena]: Gabe, meet your new best friend! :D

 

[Amber]: Please show me!

 

[Gabriel]: Pic

 

[Amber]: Not funny I was really excited!

 

[Quinn]: It was a little funny...

 

[Amber]: Worst. Sister. EVER! You’re supposed to be on my side.

 

[Lena]: I’m usually on your side.

 

[Amber]: Yup, Amber and Lena FTW!

 

[Lena]: :)

 

[Piper]: What about me?

 

[Amber]: You’re the cute little sister.

 

[Piper]: But Lena’s the youngest?

 

[Quinn]: Yeah but you’re the cute sister and you’re younger than Amber.

 

[Lena]: You saying I’m not cute????

 

[Quinn]: Uh...

 

[Quinn]: No

 

[Lena]: Oh so I’m not cute?.. Thanks a mil!

 

[Quinn]: No! I meant I’m not saying you’re not cute!

 

[Elizabeth]: Lena is cute. I mean I nearly asked her out!

 

[Lena]: :o you did?

 

[Elizabeth]: Yeah, but Amélie is scary...

 

[Amélie]: She is mine. That is the end of it.

 

[Lena]: <3

 

[Amélie]: <3

 

[Genji]: Wow possessive... I like it!

 

[Amber]: So, about that bike...

 

[Gabriel]: Maybe I will show you later, I’m busy.

 

[Amber]: I know where you live.

 

[Gabriel]: So, does most of the uni

 

[Amber]: Yes.

 

[Quinn]: Just show her the bike.

 

[Lena]: We will not protect you.

 

[Gabriel]: What’s she gonna do?

 

[Amber]: So glad you asked...

 

3 Hours later

 

[Jack]: i dont like this

 

[Genji]: Whereas I am enjoying this immensely.

 

[Olivia]: Same, Popcorn?

 

[Genji]: Please.

 

[Jack]: just show her your bike...

 

[Gabriel]: No, I will not be beaten!

 

[Angela]: He’s dedicated I'll give him that.

 

[Hana]: What is he even eating? It’s hard to tell on the stream?

 

[Jack]: theres a stream

 

[Quinn]: Yup, everyone received a link in their school mail.

 

[Angela] added [Moira] to [Beep Beep, I'm A Sheep!]

 

[Moira]: Well, this is entertaining.

 

[Jesse]: Angela what gives, no teachers in the chat!

 

[Moira]: McMeme

 

[Jesse]: ...

 

[Lena]: LMAO

 

[Amélie]: She can stay!

 

[Olivia]: Welcome to the family!

 

[Hana]: So, what is he eating?

 

[Amber]: Chilli

 

[Hana]: Chilli?

 

[Quinn]: Very hot chilli, like multiple ghost peppers hot.

 

[Hana]: Lol why?

 

[Amber]: I found his keys, but don’t know where the bike is. So, I made a deal with him, if he can eat all of it in one sitting, he can have his keys back and he doesn’t have to show me.

 

[Hana]: If he can’t?

 

[Amber]: He has to show me and give rides to any of us who want one.

 

[Lena]: EPIC!

 

[Quinn]: They aren’t great for the environment, but I can see the appeal.

 

[Gabriel]: It’s so fucking hot!

 

[Amber]: You can give up any time you want.

 

[Gabriel]: I will not be defeated.

 

[Jack]: you arent even halfway...

 

[Gabriel]: You are not helping!

 

[Amber]: Less texting more eating!

 

23 Minutes later

 

 

[Gabriel]: I give up! Damn it that’s so fucking hot.

 

[Amber]: So, tomorrow morning.

 

[Gabriel]: Yes!

 

[Amber]: Pleasure doing business with you. If anybody wants to try some chilli, do let me know. ;-)

 

[Quinn]: I'll stick with Pipers chilli hers is less likely to kill us.

 

[Piper]: Oh! I use Lena’s recipe.

 

[Amber]: So do I just give it more of a kick.

 

[Gabriel]: We need more milk...

 

[Amélie]: I just bought 2 litres...

 

[Gabriel]: Need I remind you what I just ate?

 

[Piper]: I can get you some! I'm at the store already :)

 

[Gabriel]: Thank you Piper.

 

[Piper]: Your Welcome!

 

[Gabriel]: :)

 

[Piper]: Oooo a special on hot wings @Gabriel

 

[Gabriel]: ...

 

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[Olivia]: @Gabriel

 

[Olivia]: @Gabriel

 

[Olivia]: @Gabriel

 

[Olivia]: @Gabriel

 

[Olivia]: @Gabriel

 

[Olivia]: @Gabriel

 

[Olivia]: @Gabriel

 

[Olivia]: @Gabriel

 

[Olivia]: @Gabriel

 

[Gabriel]: WHAT!!!

 

[Olivia]: Hi :)

 

[Gabriel]: What do you want...

 

[Olivia]: For you to answer your phone.

 

[Gabriel]: I'm busy, leave a voicemail like a normal person.

 

[Olivia]: I would but your inbox is full.

 

[Gérard]: Get your skinny ass out here!

 

[Gabriel]: Who you calling skinny?

 

[Gérard]: Clearly you, imbécile

 

[Gabriel]: Why are you even here?

 

[Gérard]: To go get measured for our suits! You know for my wedding, I sent out the appointment about a month ago...

 

[Gabriel]: Five minutes...

 

[Amélie]: We've been waiting for twenty...

 

[Jack]: we are in the middle of something

 

[Hanzo]: We know! Please stop, I came here for a study session and so far, Lena and I have only been able to hear you and Gabriel for the past hour.

 

[Gérard]: Jack you can have him back in a couple of hours!

 

[Hanzo]: No, he cannot, Lena and I need to study. I brought Yasu and even he seems pissed off!

 

[Lena]: YASU!

 

[Amber]: What’s a Yasu?

 

[Lena]: Hanzo and Genjis pet lobster.

 

[Piper]: Cool! Is he cute?

 

[Jesse]: It’s a fucking lobster....

 

[Moira]: @Angela, we have a meeting in an hour, if you are late, I will assume you are dead and submit a missing person’s report. So, do not be late.

 

[Moira]: Also pet lobster? Interesting.

 

[Hana]: Hanzo, all this noise is why I went back to our dorm with Liv.

 

[Olivia]: <3

 

[Jack]: gay

 

[Hana]: Says you blondie, you’ve been fucking Gaby for hours

 

[Angela]: Can we just address the fact that Moira likes Yasu!

 

[Jesse]: Once again… it’s a fucking lobster.

 

[Genji]: Respect him Woody or he gets your Stetson.

 

[Jesse]: Not the hat!

 

[Genji]: Then what do you say…

 

[Jesse]: Yasu is cool… I guess

 

[Genji]: Close enough.

 

[Gabriel]: Ok.., I’m ready

 

[Gabriel]: Hanzo, I saw you skulking give me my beanie!

 

[Hanzo]: No, you can have it back when you allow me and Lena to study without you screaming Jacks name. If not, we give it to Yasu.

 

[Lena]: YASU THE GREAT HAT DESTROYER!

 

[Yasu]: Glub Glub Snip Snip *bubbles*

 

[Lena]: Hehe! :)

 

[Olivia]: Thanks for giving me the password Lena, it’s so fun! But don’t worry I’ve been a good girl.

 

[Lucio]: Why is my laptop showing a live feed of Yasu… is that Lena’s pencil case?

 

[Lena]: Is it Orange?

 

[Lucio]: No.

 

[Yasu]: #LobsterSelfie

 

[Lena]: Then it’s Hanzos

 

[Lucio]: Hanzo, why do you have a pink pencil case?

 

[Hanzo]: That is unimportant

 

[Lucio]: So, can I have my laptop back?

 

[Olivia]: Boring!

 

[Lucio]: Thanks.

 

[Gabriel]: Seriously Olivia!

 

[Olivia]: What? Don’t you like them?

 

[Gabriel]: How many?

 

[Olivia]: I did say earlier your inbox was full.

 

[Lena]: I'm confused.

 

[Gabriel]: She filled my voicemail with shit.

 

[Olivia]: Correction: I filled your voicemail with Beep Beeps of Sheep.

 

[Lena]: LOL

 

[Gabriel]: Its fucking annoying.

 

[Hana]: I think the lesson here is to answer your phone.

 

[Gabriel]: I was busy.

 

[Genji]: You were fucking around, in more ways than one.

 

[Piper]: I like that song. Its funny.

 

[Amber]: I kind of agree with Gabe, it can be annoying.

 

[Lena]: Blasphemy!

 

[Quinn]: I'm with Amber...

 

[Lena]: No, we are divided! Gabe what have you done??

 

[Moira]: This is entertaining.

 

[Jesse]: Why are you still here?

 

[Moira]: I do not need to explain myself to a student.

 

[Jesse]: It’s our group.

 

[Moira]: Actually, Angela appears to have created it, meaning the group is hers and she invited me.

 

[Jesse]: ... you win

 

[Moira]: Yes.

 

[Gabriel]: Lol

 

[Gabriel]: Why is it my fault?

 

[Olivia]: If you had answered your phone, I wouldn't have left you the messages, which means we wouldn’t be having this conversation!

 

[Jack]: that is kind of true

 

[Gabriel]: Who’s side are you on?

 

[Jack]: the side that feeds me its olivias turn to cook tonight

 

[Gérard]: Gabriel get in the fucking car, before I lock you in the trunk.

 

[Gabriel]: I want my beanie!

 

[Gérard]: Are you wearing it to my wedding?

 

[Gabriel]: Of course not!

 

[Gérard]: Then you don’t need it to be measured for your suit. Now... GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!

 

[Quinn]: Can we agree to still be friends even if we don’t like the same songs?

 

[Piper]: We aren’t friends? :-(

 

[Lena]: No, Pipes we are! Don’t be sad.

 

[Piper]: Okay, good!

 

[Amber]: Dammit Gabe! You nearly upset Piper!

 

[Gabriel]: Stop blaming me!

 

[Amélie]: Why? It’s fun?

 

[Gérard]: Quinn, would you be so kind as to help me get Reyes in the car.

 

[Quinn]: Sure, On my way.

 

[Gabriel]: Don’t I’m nearly there!

 

[Olivia]: Is this how Gabe dies?

 

[Piper]: Quinn won’t hurt him!

 

[Piper]: I think.

 

[Elizabeth]: Why the fuck are y'all up so early?

 

[Jesse]: Its past 12...

 

[Elizabeth]: I work nights Woody!

 

[Jesse]: Oh, don’t you start Ashe!

 

[Elizabeth]: Too good a reference to not use it.

 

[Quinn]: Jack, where should I put Gabes phone?

 

[Jack]: what

 

[Quinn]: Gérard, warned him, I put him in the boot.

 

[Elizabeth]: Good, he was annoying me, he started you all off which made my phone beep like crazy!

 

[Jesse]: Then mute it before you sleep.

 

[Elizabeth]: Shut it Woody, you Bitch Ass Mother Fucker.

 

[Piper]: Oh, is that what his belt means? That’s rude!

 

[Jesse]: No Piper.

 

[Piper]: Then what does it mean?

 

[Lena]: Bullied Ass Mother Fucker?

 

[Amélie]: Why do you still even have that thing?

 

[Jesse]: Decent belts can be expensive.

 

[Elizabeth]: Broke Ass Mother Fucker.

 

[Olivia]: Lol so much McCree hate right now!

 

[Olivia]: Continue.

 

[Jesse]: Hey now, what did I do to you?

 

[Olivia]: You broke my headphones!

 

[Jesse]: It was an accident.

 

[Olivia]: And?

 

[Olivia]: Bored Amigas Making Funtimes.

 

[Jesse]: Wow one that’s not targeting me...

 

[Moira]: You lived on a dairy farm, did you not?

 

[Jesse]: Yes, why?

 

[Moira]: Baited Ass Milk Farmer.

 

[Jesse]: ...

 

[Olivia]: You just became my favourite teacher.

 

[Lena]: Face it Jesse, everyone but you loves Yasu

 

[Yasu]: Glub Glub :)

 

[Moira]: The Lobster does have its charm.

 

[Jesse]: So if I accept the lobster, ya’ll stop been mean to me.

 

[Olivia]: Probably

 

[Jesse]: Fine, Welcome to the group Yasu

 

[Yasu]: (ʘ ‿ʘ)

 

[Elizabeth]: Beat Ass Mother Fucker.

 

[Lena]: Lizzie!

 

[Elizabeth]: What? I agreed to nothing.

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[Jesse]: @Elizabeth

 

[Elizabeth]: What do you want McCree?

 

[Jesse]: Dude! Why the hostility…

 

[Elizabeth]: YOU KNOW I HATE THAT WORD!! STOP IT!

 

[Jesse]: DUDE!

 

[Olivia]: Dude

 

[Gabriel]: Dood!

 

[Jack]: dudette

 

[Elizabeth]: I hate you all, except Piper and Lena!

 

[Amélie]: Why only those two?

 

[Fareeha]: Yeah! What did the rest of us ever do?

 

[Elizabeth]: Piper is adorable, and Lena is funny, the rest of you… I have my reasons.

 

[Hana]: O_o

 

[Genji]: She means the rest of us are the best, she just doesn’t want to admit it.

 

[Hana]: Yeah!

 

[Elizabeth]: Whatever helps you sleep at night.

 

[Piper]: Cuddles!

 

[Lena]: *hug*

 

[Elizabeth]: <3

[Elizabeth]: See, they are fun, unlike the rest of you.

 

[Amélie]: Sorry Dude.

 

[Gabriel]: You know its fun if Amé plays along! Right Dudes?

 

[Hana]: Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

 

[Elizabeth]: Can we not continue this?

 

[Genji]: If you say so. 

 

[Elizabeth]: Why did I even click it…

 

[Gabriel]: Okay.

 

[Jesse]: Yes!

 

[Elizabeth]: WHAT DID YOU FUCKING WANT MCCREE???

 

[Piper]: Swears!


[Elizabeth]: See McCree you made it happen again!

 

[Jesse]: Why do you keep blaming me for your mouth?

 

[Elizabeth]: Because it’s always you annoying me! Now what did you want?

 

[Jesse]: Nothing really, just talking to my Dude.

 

[Elizabeth]:

 

[Lena]: I think its gone on long enough now, don’t you think? And your interrupting my baking session!

 

[Gabriel]: Nope, Its fun Dude.

 

[Olivia]: It was a little at first but not really anymore so…

 

[Gabriel]:  Wow… just wow

 

[Hana]: LOL ;)

 

[Elizabeth]: So… can we agree to stop?



[Jesse]: I guess so. It was kinda fun though

[Elizabeth]: The best part was Olivia putting Gabe down.



[Piper]: Lena and I made cookies! They are at Lena’s dorm!

[Angela]: They are really good… so much chocolatey goodness.



[Amélie]: Fareeha I think you have some serious competition for Angela’s affection right now.

 

[Olivia]: It looks like she’s having a or… very good time.

 

[Quinn]: Is she always like this?

 

[Amber]: Hot blonde trembling over cookies. I’m sure theres a joke here.

 

[Fareeha]: Wow Angela what the hell!

 

[Angela]: THEY ARE SOOOOOO GOOD!

 

[Jesse]: Dude! Best cookies ever!

 

[Elizabeth]: Okay I’m on my way over to break your fucking nose.

 

[Gabriel]: Why so serious about this, its just a word.

 

[Elizabeth]: … Seriously you think I’d break his nose?

 

[Jesse]: Yeah Gabe, that’s abit over the top even for Ashe. At most it would be a finger!

 

[Elizabeth]: Joking aside don’t tempt me. I just want a cookie.

 

[Lena]: There’s another batch in the oven, I also made a Victoria Sponge cake, but Amé seems to have taken possession of it.

 

[Amélie]: Chérie, let me eat cake.

 

[Piper]: Lenas cakes are the best, but shes better with pie!

 

[Hana]: OMG! Im dead.

 

[Olivia]: #dead

 

[Jack]: hahahahaha

 

[Amber]: Oh Piper…

 

[Piper]: What? She makes really good apple pies.

 

[Lucio]: LMAO

 

[Quinn]: Piper dear sister, you are too pure for this world.

 

[Piper]: But shes really good at baking! Like Danishes and cinnamon rolls.

 

[Gabriel]: OMG stop, I’m going to die!

 

[Moira]: Piper be a dear and please stop mentioning Lena’s baked goods in this chat. They are very immature.

 

[Gabriel]: You’re still here?

[Moira]: Evidently…

 

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[Elizabeth]: Funniest thing ive seen all week!

[Jesse]: It was rather special, pretty sure I heard Bob laugh even

[Amélie]: What happened?

[Jack]: gabe got into a fight

[Gabriel]: A fight is putting it mildly!

[Elizabeth]: Ha yeah, exaggerating much?

[Hana]: You got your ass kicked you mean.

[Jack]: dont you mean cock kicked

[Piper]: Rude!

[Jack]: sorry

[Gabriel]: Well, if we can’t say cock what can we say?

[Gerard]: Jizz Whiz

[Olivia]: Dickie McDickface

[Lena]: Expecto Patronum!

[Angela]: German leFH 18/40 Howitizer

[Olivia]: Nerd Alert!... but also lol

[Lucio]: Sticking with the HP theme, how about Elder Wand or Expelliarmus?

[Gerard]: Tubular Love Stick.

[Piper]: You're all meanies! *Pouts*

[Quinn]: Okay, who’s looking forward to Christmas?

[Piper]: Oh, Me!! :D

[Jesse]: Seriously? From cocks to Christmas?

[Jack]: well theres the turkeys

[Elizabeth]: Turkey isnt a chicken or a cockerel tho

[Gabriel]: Close enough

[Jack]: he just saying that cause he likes stuffing

[Olivia]: ....

[Piper]: Don’t you like stuffing Olivia?

[Hana]: Oh god lol

[Piper]: What? Pork stuffing is amazing!

[Gabriel]: LOL

[Jack]: dont give gabe ideas

[Amber]: I love birds in general.

[Piper]: But you don’t like duck? :|

[Gabriel]: So, no stuffing?

[Amber]: Hell no!

[Piper]: I’m confused, you liked mums stuffing last year!

[Jesse]: LMFAO

[Olivia]: Oh god.

[Quinn]: As funny as it is, please stop trying to corrupt my sweet little sister.

[Piper]: I’m sweet? :D

[Quinn]: As sugar!

[Piper]: <3

[Lena]: So, cookies anyone?

[Angela]: YES!

[Fareeha]: Angela...

[Angela]: They are sooooo good though!

[Amélie]: Cake?

[Lena]: Not at the mo. But I did make hot chocolate!

[Lena]: With tiny marshmallows!!!

[Amélie]: This will suffice.

[Gabriel]: So, are we just going to ignore everything now cookies and hot chocolate are mentioned?

[Jack]: priorities

[Jesse]: Yeah, Cookies over cock.

[Piper]: Rude!

[Amber]: Oh god Piper stop.

[Piper]: Ok :)

[Gabriel]: It’s that easy :o

[Quinn]: Family matters sunshine.

[Olivia]: Edgelord*

[Gabriel]: Olivia...

[Olivia]: Its Christmas.

[Elizabeth]: It’s a giving time of year.

[Jesse]: In this case giving s*it to Gabe

[Piper]: Yaaay you self-censored!

[Elizabeth]: Seriously she is too f**king cute.

[Piper]: <3

[Elizabeth]: <3

[Jesse]: Get a room!

[Piper]: I have a room already?

[Jesse]: Nevermind, Lena where are those cookies?

[Lena]: Christmas Treats are in our dorm.

[Amélie]: Bring wine

[Angela]: Yes!

[Fareeha]: None for you, you get drunk too easy.

[Angela]: But its christmas.

[Fareeha]: One glass.

[Angela]: Maybe more!

[Fareeha]:

[Angela]: :)