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Hi my name is Rhys Hyp’erion Money and I have perfect wavy chestnut hair and one chocolate brown eye and one icy blue eye like hologram code and and a lot of people tell me it looks like the Eye of Helios (AN: if u don't know what that is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Maxim Turner but I wish I was because he's a major fucking rich guy. I'm a cyborg but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a hacker, and I work at a science company called Hyperion in space where I'm in middle management (I'm twenty-seven). I'm a businessman (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly asymmetrical stripes. I love Men’s Warehouse and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black vest with matching detailing around it and a black striped pants, a blue shirt, a red tie that was tucked into my pants and silver skag skin boots. I was wearing a lot of hair product. I was walking outside the Hub of Heroism. It was indoors so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Maliwan douches stared at me. I put up my robot middle finger at them.
"Hey Rhys!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Handsome Jack!
"What's up Jack?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
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