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The Misadventures at Overwatch High

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McCree was smoking in front of the boys’ locker room. Genji walked out all sweaty because he just ran the stupid state mile and shit. He looked at the tall, sexy, caramel boy who was destroying his lungs. Genji said, “Nani!...Hey uh, you going the Doomguy’s party tonight?”

McCree took one last puff from his cigarette, and ate the entire fucking thing. “Who knows...maybe if there’s some hot chicks there or somethin’. Hopefully it won’t be a waste of my time. You going?”

Genji subtly squealed like that one kid in Boku no Pico. “Oh uh ya, Im for sure going. Especially if a certain cowboy is there...wink wink. I have to make sure Hanzo doesnt catch me sneaking out.”

McCree rolled his eyes, and slapped Genji on the back. “Geez, you need to learn to stand up for yourself. Saying stuff like that makes ya sound like a damn coward. Anyways, I’m heading off to the liquor store to buy some more cigs. See ya at the party, if you got the balls to come, that is.”

Genji felt his chest suddenly grow some hair. His hands curled into donut fists as he stared into McCree’s whiskey colored eyes. “I've got the balls, I’ll show you!” McCree’s sexiness started to overwhelm him and he ran away to Winston’s sex-ed class….NANI. To learn a few tips.

Winston glared at Genji as he entered class, since his dumbass was 10 minutes late, again. He snorted, and continued with his lesson. “Okay class, can anyone tell me what the consequences are of not using proper protection?” Winston immediately pointed to Genji as he sat down is his desk. “You, twinky ninja boy. Answer my question, and I might forgive you for being late to my class.”

Genji gulped, but he was practicing for tonight. He stared at the monkey man and started to sweat...again. His dumbass brother wont let him use deodorant because it is not vegan. Genji puffed up his chest and blurted out “YOU COULD GET YOUR MAN PREGNANT!” Junkrat started laughing in seat as he dealt some coke to Pharah.

Winston sighed, and looked around the classroom to find someone who was a little smarter than Genji to answer his question. He noticed Lucio sitting in the back of the room with headphones on. “Lucio! What’s the answer to my question? I hope you were paying attention to my lesson, and not listening to Snoop Dogg or some shit.”

Lucio quickly took off his headphones and blushed. “O-Oh, of course I was paying attention, Mr. Winston! If you don’t use protection, like birth control or c-c-condoms...then you uh, you can give your partner STDs or get them pregnant.”

Winston smiled, and nodded his head. “That’s right, my little chocolate boy. You can get a jolly rancher from my desk.”

Genji sighed because he was embarrassed. Suddenly Junkrat started to whisper to the baby Japanese boy. “Oi, rumor has it that your going to that party. It’s dangerous to go alone...take this!” Junkrat pulled out a condom from his mouth and dropped it on the desk (the condom was full of coke), “I only used it thirteen times, it’s still good.”

Genji gagged and shook his head. He then threw up and it was gross. The bell rang and he ran to the parking lot to meet the dumbass vegan.

(Time skip to Hanzo’s and Genji’s house)

Genji was in his room, not doing his homework. He tried on some new outfits and his hidden stash of lingerie. It wasn't for anyone, it makes him feel confident.

Hanzo knocked on Genji’s door. “Hey, I made some mango sushi for dinner. We can eat together in the living room and listen to Evanescence.” Hanzo slowly peeked into his brother’s room, and yelled. “Yo what the fuck are you doing!?”

Genji screamed like an anime girl and covered himself with his failed math test. “I...I… I was working on my project! For uh French! Ya we have to design a French inspired lingerie line. Ya so uh if you dont mind can your leave me alone so I can work on it?! I need all night so uh don’t come in my room or you are going to make me fail...Maybe you should do your homework imagine what our Asian parents would think  you get less than an A.”

Hanzo squinted at Genji, and walked back into the living room. “Whatever you say little bro, just keep that shit away from me. Now come over here and eat with me like a good little ninja.” Suddenly, there was a loud knocking sound coming from Genji’s window. Genji peered outside and saw McCree standing there, folding his arms and smiling.

“So...we gonna do this or what? I had a feeling you might pussy out so I thought I’d come over to steal you away from your lame ass brother.”

Genji blushed and slammed the door on Hanzo “I have homework! Leave me alone and go practice your origami!” Genji barricaded his door and climbed out of the window. He stared at McCree and looked at the tiny strands of chest hair peeking from his button up...Damn he was hot! Genji thought McCree might be attracted to a southern accent so he tried one but it kinda sucked.“Oh wow McCree you look mighty sexy… like er Romeo or something… I mean I wanna rub barbecue sauce on your stea… on the steak you just cooked.. Ya hunnybun.” Genji wanted to cry… he knew he sounded kind of stupid. Who the fuck talks about barbeque sauce...hopefully he didn't make it obvious that he likes him.

McCree almost shit himself from laughing so hard, and covered his mouth. “Damn, that was a good try, kid, but you might want to watch some more Western movies to get it right. Or, I could teach ya myself.” McCree rubbed his hands together. “It’s kinda cold out here, do ya mind if I come in for a sec to warm myself up?”

Genji looked at his window and nodded. “Fine but you need to be quiet… uh let me go in first ok?” Genji did his ninja jump and pushed all of his McCree fanfics under his bed. The stuff was extra sour lemons. Genji took a deep breath and held his hand out for McCree “Take my hand, Take a breath, pull me close and take one step.”

McCree’s eyes widened, and he grabbed onto Genji’s hand and jumped in through the window. “Hey I don’t know what the fuck just happened but it was kinda cool I guess. So uh, this is your room, huh? It’s...alright. Mine’s a lot cooler, and I fuck a lot of bitches in it, but yours is pretty cool too--uh, anyways, shouldn’t we be heading out now? The party started about an hour ago, which means all the ladies are already there waiting for this dick. Let’s get a move on, partner.”

Genji felt a little heartbroken but it’s ok. He nodded and climbed out of the window. As they were walking to the party Genji scooted a little closer to McCree. “Hey uh you know how you said my room was alright? I’ll have you know that I've done the dirty with a lot of nice respectable people too. But uh since you think your room is so cool, maybe you should show me around sometime. I mean you could be Woody and I can be Buzz… AS FRIENDS OF COURSE!” Genji tried to smile. He didn't want McCree to know he was inexperienced.

McCree laughed, and lit another cigarette. “I’ve never met someone as weird as you, I gotta be honest with ya. But I do think you’re pretty, uh--”’

Doomfist appeared out of nowhere and did a meteor strike on those bitches. “Hey guys, where the fuck have you been? We’ve been waiting for you to show up, dumb shits. Anyways come on inside, my house is around the corner. Everyone inside is drunk as shit lmao.”

McCree kicked the door down and stole an apple whisky from Roadhog and chug it down. Genji shyly stepped in and everything froze. The weird thing is...Mei didn’t use her ultimate. Everyone was staring at Genji, shocked to see his twinky ass here. Genji started to feel stressed, but he wanted to impress McCree and the cool kids. He grabbed a vodka bottle from the kitchen and dumped it out when no one was looking. He then filled it up with water and jumped onto the dance floor. “Hey look at this everyone!” Genji pulled out his phone and filmed himself chugging the vodka.

McCree was busy flirting with Sombra, who was completely ignoring him, and trying to find a way to escape. Sombra saw Genji dancing in the crowd, and grabbed McCree’s arm.

“Hey, cowboy, isn’t that your ninja friend getting lit over there?”

McCree spit out his drink, and squinted his eyes. He couldn’t believe that kinda lame twinky little ninja boy was chugging straight vodka, and dancing like a stripper too, in front of all of these people. He pushed his way through the crowd, and grabbed onto Genji’s arm.

    “I think you need to calm down a bit, partner. Maybe go sit down on the couch, and drink some juice instead? I don’t think you’re ready for this stuff. Here, you go sit down and I’ll go find you something to drink.” McCree took the bottle from Genji, and walked over to the kitchen to find some juice. He saw some cranberry juice sitting on the counter, and poured it into a cup.

    Genji crossed his arms and looked at Junkrat who was sitting next to him, snorting coke off of Roadhog’s belly button. “Hey ya Aussie, you got anything to make McCree let loose a little… he seems kinda tense and it doesn't seem like he's having much fun.”

    Junkrat coughed and laughed “Oi of course I got the the shit.” He pulled out a little blue tablet from his asshole and dropped it Genji’s palm “Drop this in and fire in the hole. Battabing Battaboom McCree is back to his normal self. Don't worry I wont tell anyone… besides everyone else is drunk as fuck...except Zarya. Russians don’t get drunk.”

    Genji smiled and hugged Junkrat “Thanks man! I owe you big time!” Genji slithered around the table, trying to not get caught by Zarya. He noticed a solo cup with “McCree” written on it and he dropped the tablet into the drink and ran back to the couch. Lesson: Dont drug people it is wrong and illegal and you will go to jail and you will die, or I will kill you YES THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT.

    McCree walked back to the couch with the cranberry juice, and handed it to Genji. He plopped down next to the twinky ninja, and took a sip of his drink. “Damn, this shit is good. I hope you like your juice, I couldn’t find anything else, so I hope that’s alright.” A few minutes later, McCree started to sweat, and his head felt weird. His vision was distorted, and he stared at Genji for a few seconds before recognizing him. “Yo, I think I had a bit too much to drink. It’s...weird, I usually drink more than this.” McCree tried to stand up, and fell backwards onto Genji’s lap. “Oh shit, sorry buddy. I’m having a rough time here, help a guy out, huh? I think I need to lay down.”

    Genji blushed, He always wanted to be this close with McCree. Anyway, he felt really bad that McCree wasn't feeling was all his fault. “Ya sure, anything for ya.” he wiggled away from McCree and helped him up. “Hey Doomfist, McCree isn't feeling too well.”

    Doomfist rolled his eyes and crossed his arms “Weird...he's not usually like this. My parents room is upstairs...just dont touch their Power Rangers collection.”

    Genji smiled and slowly helped McCree to the master bedroom. Doomfist’s parents had a lot of exotic animal furs...and Power Rangers shit. Genji was in awe but he helped Mcree onto the plush bed. “Hey uh..Do you need me to get you some water or advil?”

    McCree sprawled out on the bed, and yawned. “Nah...just some peace and quiet for now. Fuck, it’s hot as fuck in here. Take the hoodie off--nah keep it on, it’s cute as fuck. Do you mind stayin’ in here for a bit to make sure I don’t choke on my own vomit? Thanks…” McCree was extremely uncomfortable, and he felt dizzy. He had never felt like this before. “Genji. Did you see anyone messin’ around with my drink?”

    Genji started to sweat and he shook his head. “Nah...I think you might have caught a cold when we were walking. You know it was pretty cold. I should call you an uber...Your parents must be worried sick about you. I know my Hanzo would be if I was in your situation.” Genji sighed and leaned against the wall. “I feel like it’s my fault...You always had fun at parties until I came.” (IT IS YOUR FUCKIN FAULT).

    McCree laughed, and pushed his hair out of his face. “Nah, it was my fault for not watching my drink more closely. It’s your first party, ain’t it? I feel bad that you have to watch over me right now, buddy.” He smiled weakly at Genji, which immediately made Genji’s heart skip a beat.

Genji looked at his phone and saw the low battery and started charging his phone with a Power Rangers phone charger. He turned to look at McCree, still leaning against the wall. “Hey I don't mind. You got a friend in me. I've got your back no matter what. We can still have fun, OH! Let me show you these awesome Lego The Hobbit videos these dumbasses made (us). They are quite funny...Unless you are not into legos...then uh I don't watch those ki7nds of videos.” Genji pulled at his hair and accidentally shouted “I’m so awkward...NANI!”

McCree stared at Genji in confusion. He literally could no longer comprehend what the ninja boy was talking about, but he smiled and nodded. “Uh...yeah man. You tell em. Oh shit, I don’t feel so good--” McCree jumped up off the bed, and puked into the trashcan next to the bed. Genji held McCree’s hair back, so McCree wouldn’t get any vomit on his beautiful face. Genji felt weird being so close to McCree like this, but he also had mixed feelings about being kinda turned on when his friend was busy puking up his organs.

Genji gulped and thought to himself, Okay if I'm gonna make a move it has to be now. He continued to hold McCree’s hair with one hand and he gently rubbed McCree’s chest as he was puking. “I'll be there for you.” He rested his head on McCree’s back like he was a baby lemur and McCree was his daddy. McCree could feel Genji’s heartbeats pounding on his back.

McCree’s eyes widened, and he turned to look at Genji. “Hey, uh, you’re gettin’ a little close there, buddy. I’m not sure if I’m into that, I-I mean uhh if that’s what you’re lookin’ for then maybe I’m not the person to...uh...I don’t know what’s going on anymore.” Genji smiled, and slid his hand down McCree’s pants. McCree gasped, and he felt his face getting hotter and hotter. “Woah there, now. That’s...oh shit, I’m not gay. At least I don’t think I am...uhhh--” Genji licked the back of McCree’s neck, and started to give McCree a handjob.

McCree gasped and he clenched the bedsheet. “Hey..Oh fuck...Genji…”

Genji looked at him and started to grow really worried. Is he ruining his newfound friendship? Anyways he put on his big boy panties and then did the talking thing as he stopped stroking him “Yes Sheriff?

“Giddy up boy” purred McCree. Genji did as McCree said and went faster, building up McCree’s desire to overtake Japan. “Lay the fuck down, I’ll bring my Pearl Harbour to you.”

Genji blushed and nodded. “Yes sir!”

“YOU WILL CALL ME DADDY!” yelled McCree.

“Yes daddy! Just give me one second.” Genji got up and ran to his phone and hid it behind the Power Rangers stuff before pressing record. He ran toward the bed and laid across the bed. I want you to nuke my Nagasaki.”

    McCree smiled, and unbuckled his belt. “Genji, do you mind doing me a favor and taking care of this for me, partner?” McCree’s sausage was sticking up in his underwear. He pulled Genji close to him.

    “Anything for you...daddy!” Genji quickly pulled down McCree’s underwear, and started going to town on McCree’s revolver. Genji was nervous, since this was his first time, but he watched a lot of hentai so he kind of knew what he was doing.

    “Oh shit, Genji, you’re so epic. This is so epic.”

    Genji pulled away from his...corn on the cob  and brought himself to McCree’s eyes level. He leaned into McCree’s ear and brushed his lips against his stubble “Hit or miss...I guess they never miss huh. You got a boyfriend? I bet he doesn't kiss ya...not until now.” Genji yanked McCree’s shirt and pulled him into his lips. Their tongues wrestled a bit, But McCree was getting really pissed off that he wasn’t in control.

    McCree growled like an animal and pinned Genji to the bed. “They don’t call me deadshot for nothin’.” McCree flipped Genji onto his belly and did exactly wait Genji asked for. To nuke his Nagasaki. McCree looked around in the drawers in the dresser, and he found some Power Rangers lube and a condom. “Oh hell yeah. I knew I would find somethin.’ Genji--you ready to get wrecked with this dick boi?”

    Genji blushed, and squeezed onto McCree’s hand. “Yes, Daddy Sheriff. Please make me yours.” McCree smiled, and squeezed some lube onto his fingers.

    “So, uh, I’ve never done this before, but you only have one hole so I’m guessing I put it in here. Right..?” McCree laughed nervously. Genji looked back at him, and guided McCree’s finger to his bootyhole.

    “Please be gentle, daddy.” Genji closed his eyes, and clenched onto the bed sheets.

    McCree leaned into Genji’s ear and whispered. “It’s high noon!” McCree shoved himself in, almost ripping Genji’s baby butt. Genji started to cry but he really liked it. “OHHHH sheriff have mercy on me!”

    McCree grunted and yanked Genji’s hair back. “You’re wanted dead or alive partner. And i’m going to fuck you till you’re dead!”

    Genji’s heart raced, ya his butt hurt but he’s been constipated a lot so it has been some really good practice for his bootyhole. McCree continued and slapped Genji. McCree is a rough boi ok.

    McCree started to give Genji little hickeys on his neck and chest, and even though he kept trying to imagine titties instead, he like the way Genji’s chest felt more than anyone else’s. Genji started to moan like an anime girl, and McCree thrusted faster and faster. “Ah shit, Genji, I don’t know if I can take much more, partner.”

    Genji kissed McCree passionately, and wrapped his arms around McCree’s neck. “It’s okay, I’m at my limit too, daddy…!”

    McCree felt Genji’s bootyhole clench, and he let out his southern juices inside the twinky ninja boy. “Shit, sorry Genji! I got too excited. And I think I forgot to put on the condom…"

      Genji whimpered and pressed his hand on McCree’s stubble and looked at his dark boo boo eyes. “Oh um that’s okay…” Genji was worried...he was afraid to get pregnant. That’s what he gets for drugging him. “Hey um I better head home, I’ll call you an Uber.” Genji got up from the bed and he screamed in pain as he felt like his butt was ripping open. He crawled towards the dresser and snatched his phone and stopped the video. He called an Uber and jumped out the window and ran home. So Genji found his way home and jumped into his bedroom and fell on his bed. He wanted to seem cool with the other kids in school so he decided to post his drinking video on snapchat and twitter. He went to bed...Pussy