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"Don't you find it even a little weird that your boyfriend is having sex with Taehyung?"

Hoseok takes another sip of his drink, smiling up at Yoongi. "At first, sure."

Yoongi waits, expecting more, then grunts when Hoseok doesn't add anything else after a few minutes have passed. "And now?"

"Not really. I think of it more like Jimin hanging out with his best friend like always," Hoseok says with a shrug, sipping on his drink once more.

"But isn't it weird?" Yoongi persists.

"No."

"Why?"

Hoseok shrugs again. "Jimin has needs. Needs I don't want to be subjected to and he respects me enough to find them met elsewhere."

Yoongi shoots his soju back and sets his cup down on the counter, a frown marring his features. "So Jimin has sex with Taehyung because you don't want to have sex with him?"

"To be fair, I don't want to have sex with anyone. Jimin understood that when we first got together and he didn't start having sex with Taehyung until I suggested it," Hoseok grins, drinking more of his juice.

"Oh, god. You're asexual, aren't you?" Yoongi asks, eyes wide until he tilts his head and smiles back at Hoseok. "That explains so much."

Hoseok's grin widens. "Took you long enough to figure it out."

Yoongi's gruff laugh rings in the air around them and Hoseok relaxes when Yoongi slouches into his side like he always does. "You could have said something earlier. You know I wouldn't have, like, stopped being your friend or something. Come on."

"I know. I just thought you already knew, so I didn't see the point of bringing it up until now," Hoseok tells him.

"Well, I love you and you are still my friend. Now that we have that out of the way, you set Jimin and Taehyung up?"

"Not necessarily," Hoseok mumbles, grinning when Yoongi rolls his eyes at him. "I just told them I was fine about Jimin having sex with Taehyung, but that I would not be okay with them dating or stuff like that. They agreed to my terms and I agreed to theirs, so now they have sex whenever."

Yoongi tugs on a strand of his blue hair and sighs, leaning more of his weight on Hoseok. "I guess that makes sense. Do you trust them to keep to the agreed arrangement?"

"Without a doubt," Hoseok responds immediately. "I have faith in Jimin and Taehyung doesn't like relationships anyway, never has. I mean, sometimes it makes my stomach roll when Jimin comes home smelling of Taehyung's cologne, but it was my idea anyway, so I just swallow that bitter pill and always ask him if he had fun."

"Have you talked about that with Jimin?" Yoongi asks while another frown quickly takes over his face. "That sounds like something you two should talk about."

Hoseok shakes his head. "Considering the circumstance, it's a normal reaction and it never lasts long. It's also happening a lot less, so I think at some point I'll be over it and it'll be a moot point by then. Really, you don't have to worry."

Yoongi sighs and drags a hand over his face. "Fine. But if Jimin leaves you for anybody, then I am obligated by the best bro code to punch him in the dick for you."

"Trust me when I say there will be no need for that," Hoseok laughs, allowing himself to wrap an arm around Yoongi's waist when it looks like the elder is in danger of falling off the bar stool he has claimed as his. "But thank you. That means a lot."

"You're welcome. What else are best bros for?" Yoongi chuckles, resting his head on Hoseok's shoulder as they finish their drinks in companionable silence.