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Aizawa has created Class 1-A

 

Aizawa has added 21 people

 

Aizawa: Nedzu's making us have a class chat for each class so here we are

 

Iida: Why are there 22 people?

 

Yamada: Wow I can't believe our student would betray us like this

 

Iida: Ah, carry on

 

Kaminari: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Mineta: GREAT IDEA KAMINARI WE CAN GET THE GIRL TO SEND US NUDES NOW

 

Kaminari: Wtf no

 

Kaminari: I was just gonna change everyone's usernames

 

Kaminari has changed 22 nicknames

 

Mummy: Guess I'll die

 

Mummy has gone offline

 

Cockatoo: Wait n o

 

Erect: Kaminari nO-

 

Erect:

 

Erect : kaMiNaRi nO-

 

Dead Girl Walking: Hey, a group chat sounds fun!

 

Queen Of Pop: KAMINARI YOU'RE A MUSICAL FAN?!

 

Watt the heck: (b^_^)b

 

Meant To Be Yours: I'm gonna kill you

 

Meant to Be Yours: Why the fuck is this my name dunce face

 

Defying Gravity: iS tHaT bAkUgO-

 

Watt the heck: Y E P

 

Defying Gravity: W h y?

 

Watt the heck: Well I mean

 

Mummy has gone online

 

Watt the heck: So I've built a bomb

 

Watt the heck: Tonight our school is Vietnam

 

Watt the heck: Wait

 

Watt the heck: WAIT I CAN E X P L A I N

 

Mummy: 👀


Cockatoo: ha told you me being a musical fan would help one day in the future

 

Cockatoo: Anyway kids, we both have hero things to do, so bye!

 

2 people have gone offline

 

Freeze Your Brain: Who thought giving everyone admin rights was a good idea?

 

Dead Girl Walking has removed admin rights from 16 people

 

Dead Girl Walking: I don't trust anyone else but Iida, Yaoyorozu, Kirishima, Aizawa, or Yamada with admin rights

 

Meant To Be Yours: Fuck you too

 

MOMo: Thanks Midoriya!

 

Bootleg Sonic: Considering our class, that's fair

 

Queen Of Pop: Why Kirishima and not the rest of the Bakusquad? :(

 

Dead Girl Walking: Kirishima's better at controlling Bakugo

 

Flex Tape: Understandable, have a great day

 

Yeets: GROUP CHAT GROUP CHAT

 

Furry: Whomst

 

Yeets: Hagakure

 

Furry: W h y

 

Watt the heck: THIS BITCH EMPTY

 

Yeets Y E E T

 

Furry: Honestly what did I expect

 

Birb: Expectations way too high for this class

 

Handy Manny: Tbh he's not wrong

 

JackOff: Quick bet how long until this all goes down into flames

 

TWINKling: 3 weeks 500 yen

 

Pepe: 1 week 100 yen

 

Grape: Jirou

 

Grape: Nice username ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Grape: You wouldn't mind doing that to me, right?

 

Defying Gravity: Ew

 

Queen Of Pop: Ew

 

Yeets: Ew

 

MOMo: Ew

 

Pepe: Ew

 

JackOff: Ew

 

JackOff: I am a lesbian my not good sir

 

Pepe: ^^^

 

MOMo: ^^^

 

Dead Girl Walking: Ah really?

 

Dead Girl Walking: You guys are so inspirational! I'm sure everyone in the class supports you!

 

Watt the heck: JIROU WHY WOULD YOU NOT TELL ME THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS FLIRTING WITH YOU AAAAAA

 

Watt the heck: I PROBABLY MADE YOU SO UNCOMFORTABLE AAAAAAAA

 

Grape: Hot. Can I watch you 3 make out sometime?

 

Pure: (`A´)

 

Buddy: You've made Kouda mad it's the end of the world

 

Dead Girl Walking has muted Grape for 24 hours

 

Dead Girl Walking: Sorry I can't delete him from the chat! Only the teachers can do that!

 

MOMo: You did the best thing you could do, and that's already good enough

 

JackOff@Watt the heck You gucci fam

 

Private Messages - JackOff + Watt the heck

 

JackOff: Your repayment can be you listening to my gay pining

 

Watt the heck: Girl I would've done that anyway (Platonic) <3

 

JackOff: Wow You know the word platonic!

 

Watt the heck: Wow rude

 

JackOff: Lmao

 

Watt the heck: Now spill the tea sis

 

Class 1-A

 

Buddy: Hey do any of you want cake? I just made some

 

19 people have gone offline

 

Buddy: Oh wow

 

Buddy: Oh shit-

 

Buddy has gone offline

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Private Messages - Grape + Watt the heck

 

Grape: Ur friends with ashido right?

 

Watt the heck: Yee?

 

Grape: You think u could ask her for nudes

 

Watt the heck: Can you like

 

Watt the heck: Stop trying to use me to get nudes from my friends

 

Watt the heck: Even if I did do it, it wouldn't work

 

Grape: Wtf dude

 

Grape: Can you at least get Kirishima to unmute me

 

Watt the heck: After what you just asked me to do

 

Watt the heck: no

 

Bakusquad (Bakugo don't change the name)

 

Shocking, I know: Hi yall I wanna die

 

Tripping on Acid: Le gasp

 

Triangle Smile: wtf happened

 

Shocking, I know: Mineta tried to get nudes from Ashido using me

 

Bakugoing: So am I allowed to blow him up now or

 

BakuWhisperer: katSUKI NO

 

Bakugoing: I'm going

 

Tripping on Acid: Look at Bakugo, being over protective over us (っ・∀・)っ

 

Triangle Smile: It brings a tear to my eye

 

Shocking, I know: Bakugo Katsuki, the only god I believe in

 

Bakugoing: All of you can fuck off

 

BakuWhisperer: He likes it

 

Bakugoing has gone offline

 

Shocking, I know: Wait is he actually going to kill Mineta or

 

Class 1-A

 

Defying Gravity: WHAT THE EVER LOVING F U C K WAS THAT

 

Bootleg Sonic: URARAKA LANGUAGE

 

Dead Girl Walking: I think kacchan is blowing something up???

 

Erect: SOMEONE STOP HIM HE'S BLOWING UP MINETA

 

MOMo: Suddenly, I cannot read

 

JackOff: ^^^

 

Pepe: ^^^

 

Defying Gravity: ^^^

 

Yeets: ^^^

 

Queen Of Pop: ^^^

 

Erect: MINA N O

 

Yeets: First names??👀

 

Erect: I am one whole flaming gay

 

Meant To Be Yours has gone online

 

Meant To Be Yours has gone offline

 

Freeze Your Brain : Kirishima that's a big mood

 

Freeze Your Brain: (Did i do that right)

 

Dead Girl Walking: (Yee)

 

 Watt the heck: You know I actually thought Todoroki was straight

 

Pepe: You actual fool

 

Watt the heck: ;U;

 

Flex Tape: Nah fam, Todoroki radiates disaster gay energy

 

Grape can now talk again

 

Grape; SOMEONE STOP BAKUGO

 

Meant To Be Yours has gone online

 

Meant To Be Yours: When I found him, he was trying to sneak into the girls' bathroom

 

Yeets: hnsjegnshujgnsk a g a i n?

 

Pure: Σ(・口・)

 

Buddy: That's uh

 

Buddy: P r e t t y B a d

 

Furry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD5iIDKvjBA

 

Birb: what a mad banquet of darkness

 

Handy Manny: Press F to pay respects

 

Grape:

 

Grape: NO ONE SAID ANYTHING

 

Furry: Well no one really wants to respect you so

 

Grape: THIS IS BULLYING

 

JackOff: Well you don't respect the girls so we're not respecting you

 

Grape: Kaminari you're my friend help me!

 

Watt the heckAll of a sudden, I can't read Japanese

 

(A/N: Just to be clear, Kaminari is texting in English)

 

MOMo: Is

 

MOMo: Is that English?

 

Bootleg Sonic: Seems like it

 

Queen Of Pop: Using Google Translate just to spite Mineta

 

JackOff: Nice

 

Watt the heck: Lmao I didn't use google translate

 

Erect has muted Grape for 24 hours

 

Erect: I honestly just didn't want to deal with him

 

Yeets: Big mood

 

Bootleg Sonic: So a lot of people have been coming out, so shall we all follow in their footsteps?

 

MOMo: Oh, that sounds like a wonderful idea! Does anyone object?

 

Dead Girl Walking: I think everyone's good with that!

 

Dead Girl Walking: I'm Bi!

 

Defying Gravity: YALL TODOROKI JUST BURST INTO FLAMES

 

Defying Gravity: Oh, we're doing this now. I'm also Bi!

 

Watt the heck: I'm jumping on this train. I'm Bi!

 

Queen Of Pop: I thought,,, you were straight

 

Flex Tape: The man wears chokers in his hero costume for fun. He ain't gay, but he ain't straight

 

Flex Tape: Anyways, I'm pan

 

Queen Of Pop: ^^^

 

Birb: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AZDaW3GLQw

 

TWINKling: Big mood

 

Meant To Be Yours: Same

 

Private Messages - Queen Of Pop & Erect

 

Queen Of Pop: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Erect: Dkbjkgfrkjisn

 

Class 1-A

Yeets: Aw i missed the bi train

 

Handy Manny: I am one pansexual

 

Furry: I'm asexual panromantic

 

Bootleg Sonic: I'm asexual, but I'm not sure of my romantic interests yet!

 

Pure: ^^^

 

Watt the heck: Valid

 

Buddy: IDK what I am, but I ain't straight, that's for sure

 

Watt the heck: And the only straight in our class is M*neta

 

Bootleg Sonic: I don't think it's nice to censor Mineta's name

 

Dead Girl Walking has banned the words Mineta, Minoru, and Mineta Minoru

 

Bootleg Sonic: mIdOrIyA

 

Yeets: Does M*neta even count as a part of our class??

 

Dead Girl Walking: Let's pretend he isn't

 

MOMo: ^^^

 

Watt the heck: Damn, Yaoyorozu's just g o i n g after M*neta

 

MOMo: Wouldn't you?

 

Watt the heck: Fair

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Class 1-A

 

Dead Girl Walking@Mummy

 

Dead Girl Walking: Can I add another student?

 

Mummy: Who

 

Dead Girl Walking has added Shinsou

 

Mummy: That works

 

Shinsou: Hi, yes, what the fuck

 

Birb: He's going to fit right in

 

Watt the heck: SHINSOU!

 

Watt the heck: Bro do you remember me from the class battles

 

Shinsou: How could I not

 

Watt the heck: I'm going to assume that's a compliment

 

Furry: Why'd you add him?

 

Dead Girl Walking: He's my friend!

 

Furry: I just think it's a little unethical how he just had people do things for him instead of doing it himself during the sports festival...

 

Watt the heck: Ojiro, that's like getting me getting mad at you for hitting me with your tail

 

Watt the heck: He was only trying to advance in the competition like the rest of us.

 

Watt the heck: So you shouldn't get mad at him!

 

Shinsou:

 

Furry: You know what, that's actually fair

 

Private Messages - Watt the heck & Queen Of Pop

 

Queen Of Pop: KAMINARI YOUR BI IS SHOWING

 

Watt the heck : ASHIDO SHUT UP

 

Class 1-A

 

Queen Of Pop: Wait someone give Shinsou a nickname

 

Dead Girl Walking changed Shinsou's username to Shine A Light (Reprise)

 

Defying Gravity: Oh

 

Defying Gravity: O H N O

 

Watt the heck: gsujdsifolfa who tainted the cinnamon roll

 

Dead Girl Walking: Kacchan

 

Defying Gravity@Meant To Be Yours Just to be clear, I'm going to fucking kill you

 

Meant To Be Yours: Try me bitch

 

Erect: KATSUKI NO

 

Bootleg Sonic: URARAKA NO

 

TWINKling: Oh? First names?

 

Flex Tape: 👀

 

Queen Of Pop: 👀

 

Watt the heck: 👀

 

Erect: Hfdfbujbdfj

 

JackOff: My gaydar is going off

 

MOMo: Your what?

 

JackOff: Nothing

 

Pepe: @Defying Gravity Hey, wanna go train?

 

Defying Gravity: Of course!

 

2 people have gone offline

 

Grape can now talk again

 

Dead Girl Walking has muted Grape for 24 hours

 

Cockatoo: Savage

 

 

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Private Messages - Watt the heck & JackOff

 

JackOff: I'm lesbian help

 

Watt the heck: Why don't you,,

 

Watt the heck: Well, I dunno

 

Watt the heck: cOnFeSs

 

JackOff: I can't do that! She can't possibly like me!

 

Watt the heck: Wait a sec

 

Private Messages - MOMo & Watt the heck

 

Watt the heck: Yaomomo, can I ask you something?

 

MOMo: Of course!

 

Watt the heck: Do you like Jirou?

 

MOMo: What? Why are you asking?

 

Watt the heck: I mean, it's pretty obvious

 

MOMo:

 

MOMo: Yes, I do...

 

Watt the heck: Thanks!

 

Watt the heck: Don't worry I'm not going to blackmail you!

 

MOMo: I wouldn't expect you to. Seems more like Mineta.

 

Watt the heck: *Gasp* Yaomomo cursed

 

MOMo: M*neta

 

MOMo: I apologize. 

 

Watt the heck: You good

 

Private Messages - Watt the heck & JackOff

 

Watt the heckScreenshot_57

 

JackOff: :O

 

 

Watt the heck: Go get ur girl

 

JackOff: gjhdskujvsdehgf

 

Private Messages - MOMo & JackOff

 

JackOff: Uh, Momo, can you come to my room real quick?

 

MOMo: Of course

 

Class 1-A

 

Watt the heck: 3,2,1

 

JackOff: gueSS WHO JUST GOT HERSELF A GIRLFRIEND

 

Defying Gravity: WHOO YOU GO GIRL!

 

Pepe: Finally

 

Grape: Can I watch you two make out?

 

JackOff: Fuck no

 

Queen Of Pop: geT THE MODS GET THE MODS

 

Flex Tape: THEY'RE ALL OFFLINE  F U  C K

 

Furry@JackOff gEt uR gIrLfRIeNd-

 

JackOff: SHE'S SLEEPING I CAN'T DO THAT

 

Yeets: JIROU WE'RE ALL GONNA GET HARASSED OTHERWISE

 

JackOff: I AM SACRIFICING ALL OF YOU FOR MY GF

 

Watt the heck: OMFG JIROU

 

Grape: I can't believe this. You're all bullying me. Aren't you supposed to be heroes in training?

 

Flex Tape: I can't believe this. You're harassing the girls after they told you several times to stop. Aren't you supposed to be a hero in training?

 

Grape: Wha-

 

Buddy: prEACH

 

Pure: ^^^

 

Handy Manny: The hero we need but don't deserve

 

Birb: Do we ever deserve anything?

 

TWINKle: Boy, shut ur sensitive emo ass up

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): R o a s t e d

 

Watt the heck: Better purple, save us

 

Grape: Kami, I thought we were friends!

 

Watt the heck: Haha, no, and don't call me kami. You don't deserve the honor.

 

Watt the heck: Also, Shinsou's still the better purple anyway

 

Flex Tape: ...

 

Flex Tape: Kami, that's pretty bi

 

Watt the heck: oH sHuSh-

 

Grape: What? So he gets to call you Kami?

 

Grape: Fucking Faggot.

 

Watt the heck:

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): Holy shit

 

Flex Tape: Dude. 

 

Handy Manny: You realize you attacked like the entire class, you fuCKING IDIOT

 

Meant To Be Yours:

 

Meant To Be Yours@Grape You're fucking dead

 

Grape: Y-You can't blow me up! You would get expelled!

 

Meant To Be Yours: @Erect @Dead Girl Walking @Bootleg Sonic @MOMo @Mummy @Cockatoo

 

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Dead Girl Walking: Why did Kacchan @ me?

 

Dead Girl Walking: O h

 

MOMo: Mineta, that's a terrible word!

 

Bootleg Sonic: I agree with Yaoyorozu! Mineta, that's a slur and should not be used in any shape or form!

 

Erect: That's not nice...

 

Cockatoo: This fucking kid, I swear to god.

 

JackOff: Momo*

 

JackOff: Momo is god.

 

Cockatoo: sAmE dIfFeReNcE

 

MOMo: Awwww, Jirou! <3

 

JackOff: <3

 

Mummy: Mineta, did you call Kaminari a faggot?

 

Grape: ....Maybe

 

Grape: So what?

 

MOMo: Using that word attacks the girls as well.

 

Grape: Oh, I don't mean to attack you girls! Lesbians are hot!

 

Pepe: Bleh

 

Grape: The others can go fuck themselves.

 

Mummy:

 

Mummy: Detention for a month.

 

Grape: WHAT?!

 

Grape: WHAT DID I DO?!

 

Mummy: Using a slur. You should know damn well that's not allowed.

 

Grape: Gay males are gross though!

 

Mummy: I hope you realize Present Mic and I are gay and married.

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): Whoo, get him

 

Grape: AIZAWA-SENSEI I DIDN'T MEAN IT

 

Mummy: It's still not something to joke about.

 

Mummy: You know what?

 

Grape: W...What?

 

in Mummy removed Grape from Class 1-A

 

Mummy: Fucking bitch

 

Cockatoo: He'll come back when his detention is over

 

Yeets: H o w A b o u t N e v e r

 

Mummy: @Watt the heck Are you okay?

 

Watt the heck: I'm fine....

 

Erect: K a m i

 

Watt the heck:

 

Watt the heck: Okay, I'm not, but he attacked everyone in the class

 

Dead Girl Walking@everyone MOVIE NIGHT IN THE COMMON ROOM TONIGHT

 

Bootleg Sonic: It's a school night though

 

Watt the heck: No punctuation? Damn, Iida's more fucked up about this than I thought.

 

Bootleg Sonic: Kaminari, watch your language!

 

Dead Girl Walking: Just this once Iida?

 

Bootleg Sonic: I suppose just this once

 

Queen Of Pop: WHOO MOVIE NIGHT IN THE COMMON ROOM

 

Dead Girl Walking@Mummy You and Mic can come too!

 

Mummy: Was already planning to.

 

Cockatoo: ^^^

 

Watt the heck: Can Shinsou come too?!

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): I'm not even in your class?

 

Watt the heck: Doesn't matter! 

 

Flex Tape: Yee fam you give off some strong pan vibes

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): Damn, guessed my sexuality first try

 

Mummy: Sure, he can come

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): S W E E T

 

Private Messages - Flex Tape & Queen Of Pop

 

Flex Tape: HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM

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Shinsou blinked his eyes open. He was in the common room for Class 1-A, leaning against one of the couches, surrounded by the class. Well, minus Mineta. Aizawa had threatened him to stay away. He pulled out his phone to check the time.

 

Three in the morning.

 

Of course.

 

Someone let out a loud groan and buried their head into Shinsou's left shoulder.

 

"Turn off your phone, it's too early," They quickly fell back asleep, scooting closer to Shinsou underneath their shared blanket.

 

Shinsou turned slightly to look at the person. It was Kaminari. He had forgotten they were sharing a blanket last night due to a shortage of blankets. His face heated up.

 

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

 

Yamada snorted from the far side of the couch, "Like father, like son. I can't believe you've also found a loud blond."

 

"Shut."

 

Aizawa glanced at him, "Hah. Good luck. Now that you've found your loud blond, he's never going to leave you alone."

 

"Like I do you, Shou!"

 

"Oh my god."

 

Shinsou softly groaned, making Kaminari do the same in disagreement.

 

"Damn, he's really easy to wake up," Aizawa muttered, leaning on Yamada, "Careful. Wouldn't want him to wake up on your shoulder."

 

"Shut up dad," Shinsou hissed, although not really meaning any harm.

 

"He's your dad?" 

 

The three of them turned to the newcomer.

 

Mineta was standing in the doorway. He started laughing, covering his mouth with his hand to stifle it, "Wow, I can't believe this! Coldblooded Aizawa actually has a child? I can't believe-"

 

He paused, "Oh, don't worry! I won't tell anyone."

 

Aizawa raised an eyebrow, "There's a but."

 

"But, you'll need to remove my month of detention first."

 

"And there it is."

 

Shinsou blinked, "Y-You can just expel him. Like, right now."

 

"I know. Mineta, start packing up your stuff."

 

Mineta froze, "Wait a minute, you can't expel me! I was only down here to get a snack!"

 

Shinsou stared at him, "You're trying to blackmail Aizawa. I think that's ground for expelling you."

 

Aizawa stood up, "I don't think I need to repeat myself twice."

 

Mineta squeaked, and ran out of the room.

 

"You think he's actually going to do it?" Yamada asked.

 

"Probably not," Tokoyami muttered.

 

The other three awake all slightly jumped.

 

"You're awake?" 

 

Tokoyami nodded, "Saw the whole thing. Not gonna tell anyone though. I'm not as much as an ass as Mineta."

 

Shinsou gave him the okay sign.

 

Aizawa stood up, "Well, we should get you back to the house, Hitoshi."

 

Shinsou nodded, standing up. Kaminari whined, and grabbed onto Shinsou's leg. He froze.

 

"Ha, lmao, RIP," Yamada whispered.

 

Aizawa knelt down and carefully pried Kaminari off Shinsou's leg, placing him on Sero's lap as he was to Kaminari's left.

 

"Alright, let's go." 

 

Shinsou waved goodbye as the trio left.

 

Class 1-A

 

Mummy has added Grape to Class 1-A

 

Defying Gravity: excuse me whAT THE FUCK

 

Bootleg Sonic: Uraraka language!

 

Yeets: DELETE THE GRAPE

 

MOMo: DELETE THE GRAPE

 

Pepe: DELETE THE GRAPE

 

JackOff: DELETE THE GRAPE

 

Queen Of Pop: DELETE THE GRAPE

 

Watt the heck: DELETE THE GRAPE

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): DELETE THE GRAPE

 

Erect: DELETE THE GRAPE

 

Meant To Be Yours: DELETE THE GRAPE

 

Flex Tape: DELETE THE GRAPE

 

Dead Girl Walking: DELETE THE GRAPE

 

Freeze Your Brain: DELETE THE GRAPE

 

Birb: DELETE THE GRAPE

 

Handy Manny: DELETE THE GRAPE

 

Furry: DELETE THE GRAPE

 

TWINKling: DELETE THE GRAPE

 

Buddy: DELETE THE GRAPE

 

Pure: DELETE THE GRAPE

 

Queen Of Pop: Damn, you even got Kouda-

 

Grape: WHAT THE HELL

 

Grape: They can't do that! It's bullying!

 

Mummy: Well, you tried to blackmail me so

 

Mummy@everyone feel free to insult Mineta now. He's getting expelled, and we'll try to get Shinsou into the hero course

 

Shine A Light (Reprise):

 

Watt the heck:

 

Watt the heck: hOlY sHiT-

 

Yeets: FINALLY

 

Queen Of Pop: WHOO HOO

 

MOMo: Is anyone going to take Aizawa's suggestion?

 

MOMo: If so, I'm going first

 

MOMo@Grape You're a misogynous perverted asshole

 

JackOff: Holy shit Momo cursed

 

JackOff: But she's not wrong

 

Yeets: ^^^

 

Queen Of Pop: ^^^

 

Defying Gravity: ^^^

 

Pepe: ^^^

 

Erect: Honestly, everyone agrees with that sentence.

 

Grape: What'd I ever do to you girls?

 

Pepe: Harass us you d u m b

 

Grape: But don't you guys like that?

 

Yeets: N o Y o u I d i o t

 

Cockatoo: Update, Mineta's stuff has just been moved out of his dorm

 

Grape: w h a t

 

Cockatoo: YEET THE GRAPE SHOUTA

 

Mummy has removed Grape from Class 1-A

 

Mummy: Fucking Piss baby

 

Mummy has gone offline

 

Freeze Your Brain: Screenshotted and saved

 

Furry: I can't believe he actually called him a piss baby

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): i'M wHeEzInG

 

Cockatoo: Whelp, I gotta help Shouta with the legal stuff, bye kiddos!

Cockatoo has gone offline

 

Yeets: Wait a minute

 

Yeets: sHoUtA

 

BirbI understand everything about those two now

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): Nah, you're fine, I already asked them if I could share it to the class

 

Birb: Ah, carry on

 

Watt the heck: Ooooo, spill the tea!

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): Hi yall Aizawa Shouta and Yamada Hizashi are married and I'm their adopted son

 

Flex Tape: Damn, was not expecting that

 

Defying Gravity: Deku and Todoroki are gonna spam your DMs now

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): What?

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): Oh, nvm

 

Watt the heck: It's cool how they're your parents though! I can see the resemblance!

 

Private Messages - Watt the heck & Flex Tape

 

Watt the heck: Hey, bro, can I tell you something?

 

Flex Tape: Shoot dude. I'm always free for you.

 

Watt the heck: Thanks. Well, I've sorta have a crush on someone

 

Flex Tape: Ooo, spill

 

Watt the heck: Well, it's pretty obvious, but

 

Watt the heck: It's Shinsou

 

Private Messages - Flex Tape & Queen Of Pop

 

Flex Tape: M I N A T H E P R O B L E M H A S I N T E N S I F I E D

 

Queen Of Pop: Whoops, didn't see the DM last night. What's going on?

 

Flex Tape: sO yOu kNoW hOw kAmInArI hAs a cRuSh oN ShInSoU

 

Queen Of Pop: Yeah? What, do you want to set them up?

 

Flex Tape: Haha, no

 

Flex Tape: I H a v e A C r u s h O n K a m i n a r i D e n k i

 

Queen Of Pop:

 

Queen Of Pop: Wanna come over for cheesy movies and ice cream

 

Flex Tape: Ofc

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Mummy: As of today, Shinsou will be joining Class 1A

 

Cockatoo: mY sOn 

 

Cockatoo: i'M sO pRouD

 

Watt the heck: WHOOOOOOOOOO

 

Dead Girl Walking: Congrats Shinsou!

 

Bootleg Sonic: Welcome to Class 1A!

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): Ngl, about to cry rn

 

Defying Gravity: When are you moving in?

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): This weekend

 

Dead Girl Walking: You need help?

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): Nah, I got it

 

Watt the heck: read as, no, but come so I can have company.

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): No

 

Dead Girl Walking: All of a sudden, I can't read

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): oh my god-

 

Meant To Be Yours: Look at this fucking loser, trying to avoid the friendship

 

Freeze Your Brain: ^^^

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): If those two are saying it, I'm scared.

 

Flex Tape: Oh, you should be. I know one of the sunshines in this class has their eyes on you.

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): What

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): What does that mean?!

 

Handy Manny: It's Sero, you get used to it

 

TWINKling: RIP

 

Birb: Shinsou are you an insomniac?

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): Well gee, I wonder

 

Sleep? I don't know her

 

Wake Me Up Maybe added Shinsou into Sleep? I don't know her

 

Hyperactive changed Shinsou's name to Coffee Addict

 

Coffee Addict: The thing is you're not wrong

 

SuckThisDeku: LE GASP

 

SuckThisDeku: WELCOME FELLOW INSOMNIAC

 

Coffee Addict: Hi. Who's in this chat?

 

Hyperactive: I'm Kaminari!

 

Wake Me Up Maybe: Tokoyami

 

SuckThisDeku: You already know lmao

 

Coffee Addict: Let me guess, Kaminari set your nickname?

 

Hyperactive: H a I W i s h

 

Coffee Addict: Tokoyami, then?

 

Wake Me Up Maybe: Nope

 

Coffee Addict:

 

Coffee Addict: Holy shit Midoriya

 

SuckThisDeku: o(^-^)o

 

 Class 1A

 

Defying Gravity: So as I was saying, Midoriya and Kouda are probably the most innocent in the class

 

Pure: (^v^)

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): W e l l Y o u S e e

 

Dead Girl Walking muted Shine A Light (Reprise) for 10 minutes

 

Dead Girl Walking unmuted Shine A Light (Reprise)

 

Dead Girl Walking: Sorry Shinsou! My finger slipped!

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): 👀

 

Queen Of Pop: She ain't wrong though

 

Watt the heck: On a different topic

 

JackOff: Kaminari's about to send something stupid isn't he-

 

Watt the heck:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpJVee7g4ls&t=30s

 

Watt the heck: ^^^ Iida and Yaoyorozu when exams are coming-

 

Watt the heck: You wound me Jirou

 

MOMo: Cheerleaders?

 

Watt the heck: Encouraging people to read books!

 

Bootleg Sonic: I don't think we'd be singing in English.

 

Pepe: If y'all sang in English like this, I would be determined to find out what you're yelling at us

 

Yeets: Asui, they're gonna start singing this now-

 

Pepe: Call me Tsu

 

Yeets:  I don't even know what it means

 

Yeets: Tsu*

 

Queen Of Pop: Lmao RIP

 

Erect: Ngl, having a personal cheering squad while studying sounds l i t

 

Defying Gravity: @Bootleg Sonic @MOMo WE SHOULD HAVE A STUDY SESSION WHILE YOU DO THIS

 

Buddy: I could make snacks for it!

 

Dead Girl Walking: YESSSSSS LET'S DO IT!

 

Pure: ^^^!!!!!

 

Furry: THE CINNAMON ROLLS HAVE SPOKEN

 

Furry: YOU MUST COMPLY

 

Bootleg Sonic: I'm not sure.

 

JackOff: @MOMo It sounds fun

 

MOMo:

 

MOMo: I suppose it does

 

Handy Manny: Whipped

 

MOMo: It wouldn't hurt to try, right Iida?

 

Bootleg Sonic: I guess

 

Watt the heck: Holy shit, it actually worked

 

Meant To Be Yours: This is gonna be fucking stupid

 

Meant To Be Yours: I'm coming to video tape it

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Sleep? Don't Know Her

 

Hyperactive: ALRIGHT NOW THAT IT'S PRIME INSOMNIAC HOURS

 

Coffee Addict: It's 2 am

 

SuckThisDeku: P r i m e I n s o m n i a c H o u r s

 

Hyperactive: Let's play a game!

 

Coffee Addict: Oh no

 

Hyperactive: Wow r00d

 

Wake Me Up Maybe: The games aren't actually that bad

 

Hyperactive: ;) God hasn't forsaken me yet

 

Hyperactive: Anyways we're playing who's most likely to with everybody in the class to choose from

 

SuckThisDeku: *Giggles ominously*

 

Coffee Addict: So we can choose anyone in the class?

 

Hyperactive: Yep!

 

Hyperactive: So I have a list of questions from the internet, so let's start!

 

Hyperactive: Who's most likely to change their gender?

 

Coffee Addict: Uhhhhhhhh, I got no one-

 

SuckThisDeku: Kaminari

 

Wake Me Up Maybe: Kaminari

 

Hyperactive: M e

 

Coffee Addict: Wha-

 

Hyperactive: I'll,,,,, explain later

 

Hyperactive: Next one!

 

Hyperactive: Who is most likely to dye their hair?

 

SuckThisDeku: Ashido

 

Hyperactive: Kirishima yall smh

 

Coffee Addict: Doesn't Kirishima actually dye his hair,,,

 

Wake Me Up Maybe: I believe so

 

SuckThisDeku: Ah, fuck I can't believe you've done this

 

Wake Me Up Maybe: Submit to the darkness

 

SuckThisDeku: You actual emo fuck

 

Hyperactive: Wait can I do a personal one real quick

 

Coffee Addict: Knock yourself out

 

Hyperactive: God, i wish

 

Hyperactive: Who's most likely to perform Dead Girl Walking on stage-

 

SuckThisDeku: dAmN-

 

Wake Me Up Maybe: What?

 

Coffee Addict: What?

 

Hyperactive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wzphnb0qws

 

Coffee Addict: Oh damn

 

Wake Me Up Maybe: After watching the video, and not understanding it cause I'm not that advanced in English, I can thoroughly say

 

Wake Me Up Maybe: W h a t T h e F u c k

 

Hyperactive: Question still stands

 

SuckThisDeku: Who's the most outgoing in our class,,,

 

Coffee Addict: A lot of people

 

Wake Me Up Maybe: Midoriya, Uraraka, Ashido, Kaminari, Kirishima, Hagakure, and that's about it-

 

Hyperactive: I mean I'd do it with a certain person

 

SuckThisDeku: OwO, a crush?

 

Coffee Addict: Never do that again

 

Hyperactive: Well yes-

 

SuckThisDeku: Le gasp

 

Hyperactive: But answer the question

 

SuckThisDeku: Uhhhhh, Ashido-

 

Wake Me Up Maybe: Yeah, she seems like the type to do that

 

Coffee Addict: ^^^

 

SuckThisDeku: aNyWaYs-

 

SuckThisDeku: KAMINARI SPILL YOUR CRUSH

 

Hyperactive: Lmao no

 

Coffee Addict: Quick name a kink that has to do with your crush's (If you have one) quirk(If they have one)

 

Wake Me Up Maybe: Damn, Shinsou goes hard

 

SuckThisDeku: Temperature Play

 

Wake Me Up Maybe: Over stimulation

 

Hyperactive: Hypnotism 

 

Coffee Addict: Damn, no hesitation

 

Hyperactive: Wbu

 

Coffee Addict: Hah, I don't have a crush at the moment

 

Coffee Addict: So we all agree Midoriya's crush is Todoroki

 

Wake Me Up Maybe: Yep

 

Hyperactive: Yep

 

SuckThisDeku: Your limits don't matter when you're sleep deprived

 

Coffee Addict: Oof, who else knows

 

SuckThisDeku: Tsu, Iida, and Uraraka

 

Hyperactive: *Wipes tear* I'm so proud to have knowledge of Deku's crush

 

SuckThisDeku: I'm going to spam your DMs until you tell me yours now

 

Hyperactive: Frick

 

Wake Me Up Maybe: Lmao, get trolled

 

Coffee Addict: Does this happen every night

 

SuckThisDeku: Well, not every every night, but pretty much

 

Hyperactive: Ya'll I just had the most radical idea

 

SuckThisDeku: OwO?

 

Coffee Addict: sToP

 

Hyperactive: @Wake Me Up Maybe What does your shirt look like currently

 

Wake Me Up Maybe: Black hoodie

 

Hyperactive: Perfect

 

SuckThisDeku: What's the idea?

 

Hyperactive: Tokoyami as an E-Girl

 

Wake Me Up Maybe: nO

 

Hyperactive: YES

 

SuckThisDeku: YES

 

Coffee Addict: Lmao sounds fun

 

Hyperactive: @everyone get yo asses down to my room, we can shove Tokoyami in a skirt

 

Hyperactive: But make sure not to wake Iida, I got in so much shit last time

 

SuckThisDeku: Gotchu

 

Wake Me Up Maybe: 👌

 

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Hyperactive: Are you coming too Shinsou?

 

Coffee Addict: You want me to?

 

Hyperactive: Ofc!

 

Hyperactive: Why wouldn't I?

 

Coffee Addict: People used to avoid me as much as possible,,,So I thought it might be the same here

 

Hyperactive: What? Of course I want you here! I was so happy when I heard you were getting into the hero course!

 

Coffee Addict: You aren't joking, right?

 

Hyperactive: Of course not!

 

Hyperactive: Come on down!

 

Hyperactive: Wait, no, it's up for you

 

Hyperactive: :P

 

Hyperactive: See you in a few!

 

Hyperactive has gone offline

 

Coffee Addict: Sure

 

Coffee Addict has gone offline


 

 

Shinsou pushed open Kaminari's door. Midoriya and Kaminari were shoving a black skirt towards Tokoyami, who was backed in the corner. 

 

"What the fuck?"

 

Kaminari quickly rushed over and shushed Shinsou with his finger, "Remember Iida?"

 

"Ah."

 

Midoriya bounced over, "He said yes!"

 

"Wait, seriously?"

 

"Yep!" The two boys started giggling quietly.

 

"What have I gotten myself into?" Tokoyami muttered, Midoriya shoving him into the bathroom.

 

Shinsou sat down on Kaminari's bed, "Why do you have a skirt?"

 

Midoriya slowly backed into a corner, giving the two a small amount of privacy.

 

Kaminari shrugged, "I'm sleep deprived right now, so I'll tell you." He turned to Shinsou, "You're not transphobic or anything, right?" 

 

Shinsou shook his head, "Mtf?"

 

"Nope. Genderfluid."

 

"...What's that?"

 

Kaminari tapped his(?) finger to his chin in thought, "The best way I can describe it is that I don't really commit to a specific gender. My gender's really flexible."

 

"Pronouns?"

 

"Hm?"

 

"What're your pronouns right now?" Shinsou repeated, "I don't want to misgender you. I'm not that much of an asshole." 

 

"Oh, um, they/them."

 

"Neat."

 

Tokoyami walked out of the bathroom, wearing the skirt. Midoriya and Kaminari immediately pulled out their phones and started taking photos.

 

Amidst all the laughs, Shinsou started to feel he could really belong.

 


 

Private Messages - Watt the heck & Shine A Light (Reprise)

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): So who else knows?

 

Watt the heck: Texting in class? Scandalous 

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): Stop avoiding the question

 

Watt the heck: You could've just kind of said so, my actually dear pretty male acquaintance in a subtle way. If you basically had mostly said so earlier, this situation could've been resolved in a subtle way. Now you're texting in class like a lame rule breaker, which kind of is fairly significant. I can't particularly believe you're actually texting in your dad's class, demonstrating that if you essentially had really said so earlier, this situation could've been resolved, which definitely is quite significant.

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): Did you just type all that in English

 

Watt the heck: Yep :P

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): Huh.

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): How many people know about your gender?

 

Watt the heck: Literally, I only tell people about that in the middle of the night, so you, Midoriya, and Tokoyami know.

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): Not even the Bakusquad?

 

Watt the heck: Nope

 

Watt the heck: I guess I'm just scared, IDK

 

Watt the heck: Can you keep it a secret?

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): I don't know, can I?

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): Why'd you giggle so loud, Loud Dad is coming now-

 

Class 1A

 

Watt the heck: tokoyami_as_an_e-girl.jpg

 

JackOff: Hey quick question, wtf

Chapter Text

Class 1A

 

Erect has given admin rights to Pure, Buddy, TWINKling, Handy Manny, Furry, and Yeets

 

Pure has taken away admin rights from Erect, Dead Girl Walking, MOMo, and Bootleg Sonic

 

Watt the heck: Excuse me, what the heck

 

JackOff: Hah, cause your username-

 

Bootleg Sonic: Kouda, what is the meaning of this?

 

Pure has changed their name to Your God

 

Your God: Beg for mercy

 

Defying Gravity: OH GOD, WE'VE LOST ANOTHER INNOCENT

 

JackOff: I'd like to object, Momo is the only god in this class

 

MOMo: ujgrnfslikwte

 

Your God has muted JackOff for 20 minutes

 

Queen Of Pop: Ms.Keisha? Ms.Keisha? Oh my fucking god, she fucking dead

 

Birb: F

 

Your God: We're running the show now ◦°˚\(*❛‿❛)/˚°◦

 

Handy Manny: We'd include Tokoyami, but he was in last chapter.

 

Y̴͚͚̌o̵͔͈̽ũ̸̺̩r̶̜͛̎ ̷̫̈̉G̸͎̚ͅo̸̹͌d̸̝̻̽:̷̹̽ ̴̡̟͐͠S̸͖̈́H̵̬͋Ò̸̮̫Ư̵̹̈́J̷̨̝̌̑Ȉ̴̮͚ ̷͔͆Ş̷̱̋̓H̴̬͐Ǘ̸̡͚̏T̷̥̱̚ ̸̟̂͌͜Ư̷͎̜̈́P̶̨̖̍̍

 

B̴͔̓u̴͓͔̕d̸̛͕̅d̸͚̉̏y̴̥͐:̸̯̥͛ ̴̓͜͝W̷̬͗̆ė̶̪'̸͖͆r̸̠̉ë̷͓͔́̈́ ̸͚̇n̴͎̈o̷̹̓t̸̥̯͊̾ ̶̞͛͐á̸͕̊l̶̠̫̂̊l̷̲̖̋o̵̦̝͛̽ẉ̶͆̑e̶͎̾ḓ̷̒ ̸̤̈́ṫ̴͈̦̒ȯ̶̫͊ ̴͉̃̆b̷͙͍̑r̷̤̐̊ė̷̝̽ä̵͉́͒k̶̠̙͘ ̶͍̂t̵̠̝̎h̵̡̬͌͠e̷̝̓ ̶̯͇͘ḟ̸̟͆o̶̹̖̅͛ṳ̵͝r̵̢̖͠t̸̝͠h̵̲̃̈ ̶͈͔̎ẘ̷̼̗a̷̝̣͝l̶̯̀͝l̸̞̭̓

 

F̴͉̆̕ṳ̵̙͠r̶̥̳̂̄r̵̖̎y̸̨̆:̶͙̋̆ ̵̲̌Y̸̳͇͊͌e̴̛̹͙ā̴͜h̸̙̘̀̈ ̸̮̰͋S̸̮̘͆̉h̷̜͗o̷̠̲͐̆ú̶̺͋j̶̬͋ì̷̗̯͋ ̸̰̯̈́>̴̧͠:̴̯̂̓/̶̣̹͆̍

 

T̶̺̽́͜Ẅ̶̜́Ḭ̴͋N̶̺͆͜͝Ḱ̸̭l̴̰̈́̓ḯ̶͎n̷̰̅g̶͈̳͝:̵̝͓́ ̴̘̞̀Ḧ̵̬́̉i̷̭̇̈́,̵̻̚ ̶̧̑̎y̷̘̐ḛ̸̊͝s̶̗̦͆̉,̸̥̇̇ ̶̛͚̓w̷̡̛̆h̸̯͗̎à̴̧̜̊t̴͓̝̃͆'̸̘͕̅s̸̺̀ ̷͍̓g̷̯͍̃o̶̳̔̀ị̵̽͘n̴̺̔̀g̶̥̩̈́ ̵̞̾ơ̵͙̬̚n̸̜̗̎͘

 

Ÿ̸̡̤́e̵̢͍̽e̸͍͒̆t̷̪͒̕ś̷͚̅:̸̞̈́ ̷̗̥̒C̷̯͇̋r̴̘̀y̴͍̪͛p̷͕͉͋ť̷͖̗̄i̸̢͙͛d̵͍̀͜ ̸͍̉C̷̰͛h̷̕͜͠a̸̜͋t̵͔̺̂͝!̷͖̝̍

 

H̵̘̒͜͝ä̷̺̯͛n̶̨̬͘ḋ̸̛̥ý̶̢͐ ̸̣̑M̴͙͉̊͊a̴̦̗̅n̴̂̅͜n̷͙̹̈y̶̅̚ͅ:̷͚͋̏ ̵̪͖͑̎J̵̱e̶͈͐̅ë̵͜z̵̨͕͂,̵̙̾ ̴̙̊̍I̵̥̰̾̕ ̵̰̓g̷̩͙̔e̵̝̿t̶̙̜̋̏ ̸͓̂̓ī̸̟̖͗t̵͈̮̓͝

 

Dead Girl Walking: What the fuck just happened

 

Bootleg Sonic: MIDORIYA

 

Dead Girl Walking: What? 

 

Pepe: We're losing the innocent ones, one by one

 

Freeze Your Brain: Bold of you to assume he was innocent in the first place

 

Erect: I can't imagine him being not innocent

 

Meant To Be Yours: Obviously you two aren't close enough

 

Flex Tape: Here we have a rare Bakugo sighting gestured towards Midoriya without yelling

 

Meant To Be Yours: FUCK OFF

 

Flex Tape: And he's back

 

Buddy muted Meant To Be Yours for 5 minutes

 

Buddy: I gotchu

 

JackOff can now talk again

 

JackOff: What, so Bakugo gets less jail time then me???

 

Queen Of Pop: @Buddy That was mean! >:////

 

Watt the heck: ^^^

 

Erect: ^^^

 

Flex Tape: ^^^

 

Furry: He cursed yall out, what you talking about

 

Queen Of Pop: That's just Bakugo affection!

 

Erect: You guys just don't hang with him enough :(

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): Plot Twist: It's not Bakugo that's protective over the Bakusquad, it's the Bakusquad who's protective over Bakugo

 

Watt the heck: Bold of you to assume it doesn't go both ways :P

 

Yeets: Awww, pure wholesome friendship!

 

Furry: @Yeets Damn, why can't we have that

 

Yeets: Cause we're cryptids!

 

Buddy: Ha RIP

 

TWINKling: It'd be cool if we had more screen  chat time

 

Your God: ಠ_ಠ

 

TWINKling: UwU What?

 

Your God has muted 19 people for 24 hours

 

Mummy has muted Your God for 24 hours

 

Mummy has taken away admin rights from Pure, Buddy, TWINKling, Handy Manny, Furry, and Yeets

 

Mummy has given admin rights to Dead Girl Walking, Bootleg Sonic, MOMo, and Erect

 

Mummy: Can we go one day without this shit

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Defying Gravity: B I T C H W H Y T H E F U C K I S M * N E T A S T I L L H E R E

 

Dead Girl Walking: I'm sorry whAT

 

MOMo: @Mummy Explain??????

 

This message contains a blacklisted word!

 

Mummy: ...Really?

 

Dead Girl Walking: M*neta is a slur and should be treated as such

 

Mummy: Unfortunately, we could not just expel M*neta. His parents are school board members and they threatened to ruin UA if M*neta was expelled entirely. We really don't need more drama, after the training camp incident. I hope you can understand.

 

TWINKling: Sounds like a plot device but okay

 

Handy Manny: Bleh, parents determining whether someone stays in school or not

 

Furry: That's like grade-A bullshit.

 

Dead Girl Walking: Flashbacks of middle school lol

 

Watt the heck: Are, you okay????

 

Dad Girl Walking: What gave you that impression??????

 

Direct Messages - Erect to Meant To Be Yours

 

Erect: You actually need to talk to him.

 

Meant To Be Yours: Yeah yeah I know

 

Erect: .....Your school really fucked over your social life, huh?

 

Meant To Be Yours: Yeah. Society sucks.

 

Class 1-A

 

Bootleg Sonic: Midoriya, do you need some...

 

Defying Gravity: DEKUSQUAD CUDDLES?!?!

 

Freeze Your Brain: ^^^

 

Pepe: ^^^

 

Dead Girl Walking: That'd be great, thanks, guys!!!

 

Your God: Pure!!!

 

JackOff: Momo, I forgot Kouda changed his name to that-

 

Queen Of Pop: oof

 

Queen Of Pop: Also @What the heck Ive been meaning to ask you what does my name mean???

 

Watt the heck: It's an American musical reference

 

Queen Of Pop: Which one??? I only know Heathers, BMC, and DEH-

 

Defying Gravity: lol same but I alkso know Mean Girls

 

Flex Tape: alkso

 

Defying Gravity: ,,,,,,shut up

 

Watt the heck: 

 

Queen Of Pop: Answer the question Kami

 

Watt the heck: CATCF

 

Queen Of Pop: ???

 

Watt the heck: ,,,,,,It's from the Charlie and The Chocolate Factory musical

 

Yeets: I'm sorry, that's a t h i n g??

 

Watt the heck: Yee, I forgot to remember no one would understand the reference-

 

Meant To Be Gone: English nerd

 

Watt the heck: ,,,you're not wrong

 

Buddy: Your grades have to argue with that-

 

Watt the heck: D:<

 

Cockatoo: no thAT'S WRONG-

 

Cocokatoo: Kaminari actually has the highest English grades in the class

 

Queen Of Pop: :000000000

 

Flex Tape: Plot twist of the century

 

MOMo: Oh I always assumed it was Iida

 

Watt the heck: Yeah get rekt n00bs

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): I hate that get it out of my face

 

Watt the heck: D:

 

MOMo: Kaminari, how did you learn English so well? I'd love to be just as good as you! 

 

Watt the heck: ,,,,pure

 

JackOff: A N S W E R T H E Q U E S T I O N

 

Watt the heck: Oh my parents are both half Japanese half American so I grew up with conversational English being spoken around the house. The rest of it is from consuming English media, like Hemmingway and Broadway. So yeah, I'm fluent.

 

MOMo: Oh, that's nice! Thanks!

 

Yeets: Alright back to the issue of m*neta tho

 

Yeets: How'd you find out?

 

Defying Gravity: I was buying something from the vending machine (Thank you Iida for the money) and Mineta came up to me and started touching me and I might've,,,,

 

Defying Gravity: Kicked him out the window??

 

Cockatoo: You did God's work little listener. I'll pay for it

 

Watt the heck: RT to start a Female Protection Squad!!!

 

Flex Tape: Female Protection Squad!!!

 

Dead Girl Walking: Female Protection Squad!!!

 

Pure: Female Protection Squad!!!

 

Erect: Female Protection Squad!!!

 

Freeze Your Brain: Female Protection Squad?

 

Dead Girl Walking: Yee!

 

Furry: Female Protection Squad

 

Birb: Female Protection Squad

 

Handy Manny: Female Protection Squad

 

Buddy: Female Protection Squad

 

Bootleg Sonic: Female Protection Squad! All the females in our class deserve to feel safe!

 

TWINKling: Female Protection Squad!!!

 

Shine A Light (Reprise): Female Protection Squad

 

Erect: G o O n

 

Meant To Be Yours: ...Female Protection Squad

 

Queen Of Pop: omg you don't hate me

 

Meant To Be Yours: of fucking course I don't hate you we're friends

 

Queen Of Pop: :0000000

 

Watt the heck: SAVED AND SCREENSHOTTED

 

Flex Tape: Knew it lol

 

Meant To Be Yours: SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

Private Messages - Meant To Be Yours + Dead Girl Walking

 

Meant To Be Yours: Can we meet in my room tonight?

 

Dead Girl Walking: Oh? What brought this on?

 

Meant To Be Yours: Shut the fuck up and meet me at 7

 

Dead Girl Walking: ...Okay