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[11/04/2019 Thread start]

 

Carl Manfred
(@officialmanfredart)

                So, my stepson has a guy over who stayed the night and my wife doesn’t know yet.
                I’m curious on how he plans to smuggle him out now that the whole family is awake…

                …and now we wait.

 

I’m not weird I swear
(@ARTfanatic1649)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart
                Umm TELL US MORE??

 

Kamski
(@sociallyacceptable_username)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart
                Wait, which son? Is it Markus? I feel like that’s something Markus would do.

 

Leo M.
(@imthegoddamnlionking)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart, @sociallyacceptable_username, @ARTfanatic1649
                I can neither confirm nor deny… but I am also laughing my ass off.

 

Carl Manfred
(@officialmanfredart)

                People asking for updates: guy’s still here, the wife has gone into full Saturday cleaning mode.
                She still hasn’t noticed the nice white shoes by the door.
                This could be their chance while she’s distracted. (ง'̀-'́)ง

 

Carl Manfred
(@officialmanfredart)

                [a picture of a house entrance, with a shoe rack in full view and only one pair of pristine white shoes on the floor beside it]
                No one in their right mind would have all-white shoes in a painter’s house.

 

Carl Manfred
(@officialmanfredart)

                [a photo of a lady with her hair tied up in a ponytail, snapped from the back, showing off a neck tattoo and several ones on her arm]
                10:00 am EDT… My wife (amazing wife) is cleaning so hard she hasn’t even noticed me sneaking behind her to take this pic.
                Music cranked up all the way. Now’s the chance… will he see the opportunity?

 

One and only Queen of the Universe
(@north_star_bitches)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart
                
d’aww look at you fawning over the missus. Also smh Markus has learnt NOTHING.

 

Carl Manfred
(@officialmanfredart)

                And the wife is done in the bathroom and has moved on to the kitchen… the kitchen is at the bottom of the stairs! Oof.

 

Rod Uding
(@roughdesigning)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart, @iamthegoddamnlionking
                [gif of a man furiously eating pop-corn with a concerned look]
                The tension rises.

 

Just Josh
(@areujoshinme)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart
                I s2g, only Markus could get himself into these situations. Is the wife really strict?

 

Leo M.
(@iamthegoddamnlionking)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart, @areujoshinme
                No, mom’s actually really chill she just doesn’t like us when we think we’re being sneaky. And my brother is an insecure moron.

 

One and only Queen of the Universe
(@north_star_bitches)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart, @iamthegoddamnlionking, @areujoshinme
                that sounds like Markus alright.

 

Carl Manfred
(@officialmanfredart)

                I hear definite moving around from his room right above me. It’s 10:39 and the poor boy hasn’t had a chance pee this morning.

 

Carl Manfred
(@officialmanfredart)

                [side by side comparison of two pictures: the first one is two guys snuggling on a bed in front of a laptop,
                one of them only in sweatpants and a tank top, with tan skin and green eyes, the other with messy brown curls,
                wearing a t-shirt and jeans ripped at the knee, face half hidden by black-rimmed glasses
                – the second picture is the photo of Mrs. Manfred getting herself busy around the house]
          So who we rooting for?

  • Young Love
  • Mama Bear

 

Just Josh
(@areujoshinme)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart
                Considering it’s Markus, he needs all the support he can get. I say Young Love.

 

One and only Queen of the Universe
(@north_star_bitches)

              Replying to @officialmanfredart
              HOLY SHIT IF THAT IS WHO I THINK IT IS YOUNG LOVE ALL THE WAY. Lord knows it took those two long enough. Jeez.

 

Leo M.
(@iamthegoddamnlionking)

                Let it never be said I’m not a supportive brother.
                RT @officialmanfredart
                So who we rooting for?

  •     Young Love 62%
  • Mama Bear 38%

 

 

Carl Manfred
(@officialmanfredart)

                I think they might be waiting it out. The wife usually lies down and reads after lunch, especially after cleaning her ass off all morning.
                Could he be waiting for that? Could bf hold his pee another hour or so?? I have no idea what they’re thinking up there! °Д°

 

Kamski
(@sociallyacceptable_username)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart
                [an animated gif of a man jumping out of a window]
                If all else fails, this is our last resort option…

 

Let Me Be Frank
(@ssfrank_12)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart
                …did Mama Bear kill everyone?

 

Carl Manfred
(@officialmanfredart)

                I’m just waiting like the rest of you… just watching. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Luther
(@lutherwords)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart
                Those of us left in anticipation are suffering the most this morning.
                Well, the guy who hasn’t had a chance to pee in four hours is suffering the MOST, but then us.

 

Carl Manfred
(@officialmanfredart)

                OMG OMG OHHHH MAH GAAAWD. HE CAME DOWN TO USE THE BATHROOM! IT’S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS FROM HIS MASTER’S!!!
                See… Mom might believe it’s just a friendly sleepover.

 

Leo M.
(@iamthegoddamnlionking)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart
                She was lucky enough to sleep through the fuckfest above your heads at 4 am?

 

Carl Manfred
(@officialmanfredart)

                I don’t even know if the wife saw him come downstairs and use the bathroom. She’s said nothing and it’s not like I can ask… yet.

 

Carl Manfred
(@officialmanfredart)

              OMG THIS KID!! NONCHALANT AF he casually strolls downstairs… AND grabbed those shoes and went back upstairs.
                Side eyeing me the whole way past. I shot him a little wink. ;)
                They’re gonna hit that side door. Bet.

 

Carl Manfred
(@officialmanfredart)

                Aaand closure. Sure enough, hit the side door and they’re gone. I don’t know about you, but I need a drink after all that suspense!
                Thanks for following along, that was amazing!

 

Kara W.
(@wonderlandgoddess)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart
                A thought though: no one cleans the bathroom furiously unless they’re already ticked off by something and are working off some stress.
                SHE KNOWS.

 

Carl Manfred
(@officialmanfredart)

                Nope, my lady scrubs this house ceiling to floor every Saturday. I got lucky like that.

 

I Am Alive
(@Markus_M)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart
                DAD WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME.

 

Leo M.
(@iamthegoddamnlionking)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart, @Markus_M
                You’re not slick, brother.

Just Josh
(@areujoshinme)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart, @Markus_M, @iamthegoddamnlionking
                Not even a little.

 

Hank Anderson
(@fuckingusername)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart, @Markus_M
                @mynameisconnor is THAT what you were up to on your supposed “study group”?

 

One and only Queen of the Universe
(@north_star_bitches)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart, @Markus_M, @fuckingusername
                LMAO RUN.

 

Just Josh
(@areujoshinme)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart, @Markus_M, @fuckingusername
                Run.

 

I Am Alive
(@Markus_M)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart, @fuckingusername
                For what it’s worth, we really were studying at one point…?

 

Hank Anderson
(@fuckingusername)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart, @Markus_M
                DEFINITELY run.

 

Connor Anderson
(@mynameisconnor)

                Replying to @officialmanfredart, @Markus_M
                Oh, Markus… ♥
                …seriously though, run.

 

[12/04/2019]

 

I’m not weird I swear
(@ARTfanatic1649)

                Yo, @officialmanfredart, @mynameisconnor, @iamthefuckinglionking is @Markus_M still alive?
                Y’all left us worried over here!

 

Connor Anderson
(@mynameisconnor)

                Replying to @ARTfanatic1649
                He’s alive, my dad’s just protective like that. Scare tactics 101.
                His mother is delightful btw, we did all that sneaking around for nothing.

 

I Am Alive
(@Markus_M)

                Replying to @mynameisconnor
                …I hate all of you.

 

 

[bonus:]

 

Carl Manfred
(@officialmanfredart)

                For all the haters complaining that I’m not helping my wife with the cleaning…
                First of all: fuck you, you don’t know my life.
                Second: I make some bomb-ass sandwiches around here, so there’s that.