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Ibuki Mioda added Hajime Hinata and 15 others to Unnamed Chat

 

Hajime Hinata: ibuki it’s 2in the morning wtf

Ibuki Mioda: but ibuki is bored!! :(

Gundham Tanaka: it is an ungodly hour and the sphere of fire has yet to reveal itself for many more, what in lucifer’s hellish name do you mean you were ‘bored’

 

Ibuki Mioda changed Gundham Tanaka’s name to FellowSceneFren

 

FellowSceneFren: you are forgiven for blessing me with a new name

Sonia Nevermind: Do me next :D

 

FellowSceneFren changed Sonia Nevermind’s name to DarkQueen

 

DarkQueen: thank you gundham! :)

Nagito Komaeda: do we all have to change our names to something that radiates hope? i dont think such unworthy trash like me deserves such a thing

Chiaki Nanami: nagito istg

 

Hajime Hinata changed Nagito Komaeda’s name to TheLiteralDefinitionOfTrash

 

TheLiteralDefinitionOfTrash: Thank you hajime :)

 

TheLiteralDefinitionOfTrash changed Hajime Hinata’s name to Hajimeme

 

Hajimeme: goddammit nagiuto

Chiaki Nanami: it’s only been 5 minuts but this chat has already gone to shit

Hiyoko Saionji: nanami spilling the tea since day 1

Mahiru Koizumi: shes beauty shes grace she hasn’t slept in 6 days

Hajimeme: i can confirm

Hajimeme: neither have i

Ibuki Mioda: ibuki wants to know whos still awake SAY AYE IF AWAKE

DarkQueen: aye

FellowSceneFren: aye

TheLiteralDefinitionOfTrash: aye

Mahiru Koizumi: aye

Hiyoko Saionji: aye

Hajimeme:  aye

Chiaki Nanami: aye

Souda Kazuichi: aye

Teruteru Hanamura: aye

Mikan Tsumiki: a-aye

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: aye

Peko Pekoyama: aye

Ibuki Mioda: twogami isnt here :( and neither is owari or nekomaru

Byakuya Togami: aye now go to sleep

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: i second that

Ibuki Mioda: but wheres the fun in that :D

Ibuki Mioda: also ibuki found The Good Shit™

 

Chiaki Nanami changed Chiaki Nanami’s name to Gamer Girl™

Gamer Girl™ changed Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu’s name to BabyGangster

 

BabyGangster: i came out here to have a good time but i honestly feel so attacked rn\

BabyGangster: and i want some which room are you in

Ibuki Mioda: ibuki is in the basement actually! hurry before ibuki smokes it all :)

 

Ibuki Mioda changed Peko Pekoyama’s name to SwordGf

Ibuki Mioda changed Souda Kazuichi’s name to ScreamsLikeABitch

Ibuki Mioda changed Hiyoko Saionji’s name to DanceDance

Ibuki Mioda changed Mahiru Koizumi’s name to Nudes?

Ibuki Mioda changed Byakuya Togami’s name to AllAroundMeAreFamiliarFaces

Ibuki Mioda changed Teruteru Hanamura’s name to FoodKink

Ibuki Mioda changed Mikan Tsumiki’s name to BandagesFixEverything

Ibuki Mioda changed Akane Owari’s name to UltimateTits

Ibuki Mioda changed Nekomaru Nidai’s name to BuffDadFren

Ibuki Mioda changed Ibuki Mioda’s name to PunkGorl

 

PunkGorl: ibuki got bored so she made the chat names better B)

Hajimeme: nagito chiaki hlep

Gamer Girl™: ye

Hajimeme: acant slep and am now illertate

Gamer Girl™: we’ll be there in 2 minutes

TheLiteralDefinitionOfTrash: coming!

Hajimeme: thnak

Gamer Girl™: hang in there we’re in the hallway

TheLiteralDefinitionOfTrash: hinata has a big comfy bed when r we gonna move in

Hajimeme: not rn frst we slep

Gamer Girl™: i second that now shut

DarkQueen: GUNDHAM I LOST THE DEVAS IN MY CLOSET COME QUICK

FellowSceneFren: yOU WhAT

PunkGorl: press f to pay respects to the four dark devas of destruction

ScreamsLikeABitch: theyre just hamsters????

PunkGorl: f umu

DanceDance: f

Nudes?: f

FoodKink: f

AllAroundMeAreFamiliarFaces: f

BandagesFixEverything: f

UltimateTits: f

TheLiteralDefinitionOfTrash: f

Gamer Girl™: f

BuffDadFren: f

DarkQueen: f

Hajimeme: f

FellowSceneFren: f

ScreamsLikeABitch: i stAND BY WHAT I SAID

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DarkQueen: good news classmates! :D

DarkQueen: we found the devas! they were under a pile of hoodies :)

FellowSceneFren: correction: mY POrtable comforters

ScreamsLikeABitch: you share hoodies?? wtf

DanceDance: me and mahiru share hoodies too!

ScreamsLikeABitch: but u two are dating and miss sonia and tanaka arent

DarkQueen: please do not refer to me by first name basis kazuichi, i want to learn as much as i can about japanese customs and culture more :)

Hajimeme: yeah KAZUICHI leave sonia alone

DarkQueen: thank you hajime

ScreamsLikeABitch: but hE CALLED YOU SONIA

DarkQueen: because he asked?

Nudes?: BACK ON THE SUBJECT OF HOODIES

PunkGorl: ibuki shares hoodies with everyone :)

Gamer Girl™: they v comfy

TheLiteralDefinitionOfTrash: ibuki once stole my good hoodie :( i miss it

PunkGorl: ibuki will return it to you when she’s done with it

UltimateTits: none of ur hoodies fit me tho

ScreamsLikeABitch: is anyone gonna tell her

BuffDadFren: i have a bunch of hoodies if anyone wants any bc they dont fit me smh

Gamer Girl™: [HELICOPTER WHIRRING]

PunkGorl: [POLICE SIRENS]

BandagesFixEverything: [TIPTOES INTO YOUR ROOM]

DanceDance: [JUMPS INTO PILE OF HOODIES]

Nudes?: [STEALS 5 HOODIES]

FoodKink: [PUTS 10 ON]

ScreamsLikeABitch: teruteru you too?!?!!

FoodKink: what? i'm not picky

PunkGorl: ur pan? or poly?? bi ????????? or just rlly like hoodies

FoodKink: pan

BuffDadFren: same

PunkGorl: anyone else whos pan?

DarkQueen: im biromantic :)

PunkGorl: same!!

Hajimeme: poly and bi

PunkGorl: BI SQUAD!!

FellowSceneFren: so does this indicate im the only one who doesnt wish to perform in sexual intercorse

Gamer Girl™: im poly and ace too

FellowSceneFren: my fellow dragon tamer, we meet again

Nudes?: me and hiyoko are just lesbians uwu

TheLiteralDefinitionOfTrash: im demi and poly :)

UltimateTits: i hate to say this but im demi too

SwordGf: demi

PunkGorl: everyone here is queer except for kazuichi and @BabyGangster

BabyGangster: coughsdemicoughs

PunkGorl: correction: just kazuichi

ScreamsLikeABitch: i'm being attacked

PunkGorl: g o o d

ScreamsLikeABitch: D:< rood

PunkGorl: IBUKI JUST WALKED OUTSIDE WITH ALL BLACK AND IT’S HOT OUTSIDE

Gamer Girl™: ruh roh

Gamer Girl™: summer is starting

Nudes?: F I N A L L Y! all i have are summer clothes :)

PunkGorl: ibuki is jealous?????? i need new clothes ngl

DarkQueen: i’m surprised that you don’t have a lot of summer clothes ibuki

PunkGorl: ibuki's clothes were made for chilly and cold weather mainly uvu

SwordGf: same with me

DarkQueen: my time has finally come!! I’ll buy you all new clothes :D

SwordGf: you don’t really have to do that though

DarkQueen: ok

DarkQueen: exCEPT I WiLL

Gamer Girl™: wait do you know all of our sizes already?

DarkQueen: of course i do why do you ask?

ScreamsLikeABitch: even mine?

DarkQueen: yours are all dirty so i never got a chance to check

ScreamsLikeABitch: my clothes are all clean

DarkQueen: its not the clothes that are dirty its you actually :) must have slipped my mind

Hajimeme: dirty boy stinky virgin

Gamer Girl™: nasty

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Nudes?: @everyone i fOUND A JUST DANCE DISK ON THE ROOF

DanceDance: my childhood

Hajimeme: i see it

PunkGorl: which console?

Nudes?: hold on imma send a pic

Nudes?: justdancediskifoundontheroof.jpg

GamerGirl™: doesn’t matter which console bc i have all

UltimateTits: all?

GamerGirl™: yes

DarkQueen: which game?

Nudes?: idk it’s scratched off

ScreamsLikeABitch: i would rather fortnite

 

Gamer Girl™ removed ScreamsLikeABitch from Unnamed Chat

 

Hajimeme: fortnite is overrated ngl

Gamer Girl™: i can’t play that game in public without 8 year olds yelling and asking me if i can do any of the dances. ofc i can do the dances but im currently trying to not die. then theres the other half who say that i shouldnt be playing bc im a girl. basically kids have ruined my fortnite experience and i hate it for that reason.

 

Gamer Girl™ added ScreamsLikeABitch to Unnamed Chat

 

Gamer Girl™ changed the group name to Anti Fortnite one >:(

 

ScreamsLikeABitch: well shit

Gamer Girl™: also get over here koizumi i wanna play just dance

Nudes?: mk on my way to the living room

PunkGorl: im already over there lol

Gamer Girl™: @Hajimeme help i cant carry these shfkj

Hajimeme: you gotta be kkkidding me

Gamer Girl™: shut up im weak af

FellowSceneFren: would all of us have to participate in this game of the dancing arts

PunkGorl: YESS IBUKI THINKS WE SHOULD TAKE TURNS DANCING WITH EACH OTHER :D

BabyGangster: good job tanaka you just had to speak

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PunkGorl: y'all mind if ibuki just

 

PunkGorl added Tojo Kirumi to Anti Fortnite Zone >:(

 

Tojo Kirumi: why am i here?

PunkGorl: today

PunkGorl: is

PunkGorl: ur

PunkGorl: bday

Tojo Kirumi: and?

PunkGorl: AND WE NEED TO CELEBRATE >:D

Hajimeme: her real name looks so unnatural-

 

DarkQueen changed Tojo Kirumi’s name to MaidGf

 

DarkQueen: fixed (╭☞◕v◕)╭☞

MaidGf: if you need to @PunkGorl

MaidGf: and who is who i may ask? i only know mioda sonia pekoyama togami and kuzuryuu

 

PunkGorl: Hajimeme: hajime Gamer Girl™: chiaki TheLiteralDefinitionOfTrash: komaeda Nudes?: mahiru DanceDance: hiyoko PunkGorl: ibuki BandagesFixEverything: mikan SwordGf: peko BabyGangster: fuyuhiko ScreamsLikeABitch: kazuichi DarkQueen: sonia FellowSceneFren: gundham BuffDadFren: nekomaru UltimateTits: akane FoodKink: teruteru AllAroundMeAreFamiliarFaces: twogami

 

MaidGf: thank you mioda

PunkGorl: ibuki and everyone else will be coming to ur guys dorm for the party :)

FellowSceneFren: and how would that benefit us exactly?
PunkGorl: theres a lot of goth and emos like us there! so we’ll have more ppl to talk to

FellowSceneFren: im intrigued

MaidGf: if you really want to celebrate i suggest bringing some food or things for everyone else

FoodKink: diD SOMEONE SAY FOOD

FoodKink: i’ll cook up the finest cuisines for some fellow classmates anytime

MaidGf: you are a cooking major yes? if so then would you mind teaching me how to better my cooking?

FoodKink: anytime!

PunkGorl: @Gamer Girl™ you know what to do

Gamer Girl™: vodka drugs and cards against humanity

PunkGorl: fuck yeah B)

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PunkGorl: WHO ELSE WANTS TO KILL THAT DUDE

Gamer Girl™: honestly mood

DarkQueen: what happened.??

PunkGorl: some guy called nanami a slut for being komaeda’s and hinata’s gf when they all kissed >:(

Gamer Girl™: and im ace

DarkQueen: that’s horrible :(

UltimateTits: where did this happen? i’ll beat them up!!

PunkGorl: the mall. ibuki nanami komaeda and hinata were looking for new clothes and that happened

MaidGf: do you have a description of the man?

PunkGorl: ibuki thinks he looked like a older version of hinata

MaidGf: that’s...something to think of

SwordGf: you were all in hot topic weren’t you

PunkGorl: obviously yeah

BandagesFixEverything: i i think ive seen someone like that around school campus

Gamer Girl™: istg if its a staff member or a teacher

PunkGorl: oH BEFORE IBUKI FORGETS

PunkGorl: @BandagesFixEverything COME TO MY ROOM REAL QUICK

BandagesFixEverything: what f for?

DarkQueen: IM SO SORRY TSUMIKI I ALMOST FORGOT IT WAS YOUR BDAY TODAY

BandagesFixEverything: oh yeah i forgot m my own bday too

PunkGorl: bUT YOU SHOULDNT THO????

PunkGorl: DHKJDJSJDSKSHSHJSFHJ

BandagesFixEverything: it doesnt r really matter anyway-

PunkGorl: i think theres still some alcohol left

MaidGf: there should be in the basement. thats where my classmates keep their alcohol

PunkGorl: tHERE IS

BandagesFixEverything: but y you all just got over your hangover from kirumi’s bday

Gamer Girl™: that’s not stopping us

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PunkGorl: gUYS HOLY S H i T

DarkQueen: ???

PunkGorl: iBUKI HAS MADE A DISCOSVREY

Hajimeme: discosvrey

PunkGorl: SHU ZT

BabyGangster: shu zt

PunkGorl: KDSJFHJFSH

PunkGorl: ANY W AY

PunkGorl: YALL REMEMBER THAT ONE DDUDE RIGHT

PunkGorl: THEE OEN WHO WAS BEINGDF MEAN TO HINATCHIAKOMAEDA

Hajimeme: hinatchiakomaeda

PunkGorl: COEM TO MY ROORM

BabyGangster: roorm

SwordGf: coem

FellowSceneFren: beingdf

DarkQueen: yall

UltimateTits: wiat but thats spelt correctly tho

Gamer Girl™: wiat

UltimateTits: FU C K

BabyGangster: iN OTHER NEWS

BabyGangster: come to ibuki’s room rn im shook

Hajimeme: oh shit its serious

LiteralDefinitionOfTrash: on our way :)

 

Gamer Girl™ added Makoto Naegi, Kyoko Kirigiri, and Shuichi Saihara

 

Gamer Girl™: ur all in the room too so i thoght why not

Makoto Naegi: thoght

Makoto Naegi: aLSO HOW DO YOU HAVE OSUR NUDMBEFRS

Gamer Girl™: reasons

DanceDance: yall mind if i just

 

DanceDance changed Makoto Naegi’s name to egg

DanceDance changed Kyoko Kirigiri’s name to Cryptid

DanceDance changed Shuichi Saihara’s name to dead inside

dead inside changed DanceDance’s name to gremlin

 

egg: dRAMA

Cryptid: makoto nO

gremlin: DHJKHJHGDHLKHKGJ

BabyGangster: good to know ur a bottom

PunkGorl: gUYSF FOCUSD

 

PunkGorl changed the group name to pAY ATTENTION

 

DarkQueen: ibuki what did u do this time

PunkGorl: ibuki may or may not have found the badf man

FellowSceneFren: badf

PunkGorl: im being bETRAYE D

ScreamsLikeABitch: yall stfu im trying to sleep

FellowSceneFren: just mute the chat you mortal fool

ScreamsLikeABitch: but,,,,drama

Nudes?: then stay awake and go to ibuki’s room

ScreamsLikeABitch: but bed

FellowSceneFren: a w a k e n

FoodKink: HAJKDKJ AS SOON AS YOU SENT THAT THE STOVE LIT UP ON ITS OWN IM SHOOK

DarkQueen: gundham’s powers work holy shit

FellowSceneFren: i will not lie but i was not expecting that actually

Hajimeme: ACCIDENTAL SUMMONING

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Hajimeme: ibuki what the actual literal f u c k

Gamer Girl™: i couldve helped with findingf him but u didnt have to get a lot of ppl inviolved

Hajimeme: dONTF ENCOURSAGE HERR

PunkGorl: encoursage

Hajimeme: shut up u plum

 

dead inside changed PunkGorl’s name to plum

 

Plum: jokes on you ibuki likes plums >:)

ScreamsLikeABitch: i jUSt ReaLiXesD ThT miSS sOniA SAiD SH i t sdjkshldkjf

DarkQueen: :)

Gremlin: shes ecoming one of us

UltimateTits: ecoming

UltimateTits: economy

UltimateTits: money

Nudes?: you heard it here folks sonia is becoming a big money lady

DarkQueen: i am majoring in business so that makes sense

egg: wait why are we still here

plum: reasons

Cryptid: understandable have a nice day

 

Cryptid left pAY ATTENTION

 

Gamer Girl™: no u stay

 

Gamer Girl™ added Cryptid to pAY ATTENTION

 

Cryptid: this is a federal fence you absolute carrot

 

UltimateTits changed Gamer Girl™’s name to absolute carrot

 

absolute carrot: i

 

absolute carrot changed Cryptid’s name to eggplant

absolute carrot changed Nudes?’s name to apple

absolute carrot changed gremlin’s name to bananas

absolute carrot changed ScreamsLikeABitch’s name to soda

absolute carrot changed FellowSceneFren’s name to pomegranate

absolute carrot changed UltimateTits’s name to melon

absolute carrot changed dead inside’s name to water

absolute carrot changed DarkQueen’s name to peach

absolute carrot changed BabyGangster’s name to mango

absolute carrot changed MaidGf’s name to kiwi

absolute carrot changed BandagesFixEverything’s name to pink plum

absolute carrot changed SwordGf’s name to guardian mango

absolute carrot changed LiteralDefenitionOfTrash’s name to just trash

absolute carrot changed BuffDadFren’s name to fruit basket

 

egg: wait why didn’t you change my name

absolute carrot: bc ur an egg

pomegranate: im actually ok with this

apple:  hey hey hiyoko

bananas: ye

apple: guess whta

bananas: what

apples: ur a snacc 💕💕💖

bananas: 💕💕💕💕

guardian mango: wholesome

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ok so i know i havent been updating this in a while bUT i have a reason. i'm doing a bunch of stuff outside of this and it's taking up my time. school is almost over (i have one (1) week left) and theyre still shoving work down my throat oop-

i wont be posting as much uhh- i'll find a way to post later bc my computer has been being a bitch and i dont wanna lose anything on here jgfdjf

so this'll be on hiatus for the most part but i'll try to update once in a while

if you want to contact me my instagram is @amarillys.vall

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Hajimeme:  its time 

SwordGf: wh

SwordGf:  oh

TheLiteralDefenitionOfTrash:  its time

FoodKink: my time has come to make gay food

PunkGorl: HAJSHS 

TheLiteralDefenitionOfTrash: does this mean im legally allowed to be gay whenever 

GamerGirl™: ur already gay tho

TheLiteralDefenitionOfTrash: no but gayer

GamerGirl™: excactly ur the gayest out of all of us

Hajimeme: I can confirm

Nudes?: lesbian time 

Gremlin:  lesbian time 

egg: bi time

FoodKink: fantastic

Buffdadfren: y'all are so gay 

Buffdadfren: I'm so glad this dorm exists

 

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Ok uh sorry for not updating a lot but I’m starting a one shot work and i need some ship requests. It’s a ‘guess what I’m the mastermind you cunt’ kind of kind of series and i already have a few planned out. If you wanna send one privately then my discord is spöök #7681 so come yell at me on there