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[AO3] Comment on Resentment of Gusu

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Wuxia_n left the following comment on Chapter 9 of Resentment of Gusu:

how on earth is ZWJ still straight after hearing about CFZ single handedly decimating his enemies in this chapter??? let me nut to Chifeng-zun, gege! did a little thing for that CFZ training scene on twitter again. i can always take it, and everything else I made for your fics, down but youll have to talk to me first ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i cant wait to see why ZWJ didnt just hide with CFZ after his sect was burnt down. I mean, the reason he had nowhere to go and LFZ had to save him in canon was because CFZ was too incapacitated with his qi deviation to protect ZWJ. since your AU’s based on CFZ being healthy, real shit must be coming down for CFZ not to be looking after his sworn bro. your update cant come sooner aaaa TT

 

Lan Zhan glares at the Gmail notification staring him in the face and sighs at himself for the undercurrent of irritation he feels. The point of punctuation is to make words more readable, and the point of grammar is to relay thoughts more clearly. He’s learned he can’t expect both from the internet, so he really shouldn’t still be this irritated by the poor form.

He’s been writing for the Untamed fandom since the drama was announced last year with a measly episode count that couldn’t possibly do the novel justice. Following that debut, he’s penned about seven other fanfics, three of which hit the hundred-thousand word count mark with just about as many hits on AO3. With so many readers, Lan Zhan has just about gotten into the habit of steering clear of the cesspit of borderline incoherent babblings that is the comment section. Or at least, that’s what he thought until about half a year ago when Wuxian suddenly appeared in the fandom and found his fics. He hasn’t missed a chance to comment on every single chapter Lan Zhan posted ever since.

They are a constant thorn in his side, not because he is incapable of brushing aside the criticism, but because they are unfairly insightful. While most of them are inane and ridiculous — with no concept of letter case at all — Wuxian has also left some of the most thought-provoking perspectives too. There’s just something grating about mulling over a plot point for weeks on end, only for an idiot over the internet to spot the holes he missed so flippantly. He’s ashamed to admit some of the best plot points his readers raved about are based on something Wuxian said.

He never responds to comments, but sometimes he finds himself hovering the mouse over the reply button to Wuxian’s. He doesn’t know if it’s to thank him for his input or to engage him to expound more on his ideas, it doesn’t matter. In the end, he shies away.

At least until he sees Wuxian’s art, and he’s back to wanting learn more about Wuxian again. The art. Splendid depictions of the human body, the most erotic expressions on faces. Why couldn’t Wuxian be just some random fan? Why does he have to be brilliant artist too?

With a resigned sigh, Lan Zhan opens a new tab and types ‘twit’ before the address bar auto-fills the rest for Wuxian’s page. More than once, Lan Zhan regrets his lurker tendencies and how he distances himself from fandom. On one hand, he’s safe from fandom drama, but on the other, he’s always late to great fan content.

When Wuxian’s Twitter page loads up, his eyes are immediately drawn to the wide expanse of Chifeng-zun’s muscles on display. It’s the most recent post.

 

Pinned Tweet 📌

Wifi @wuxia_n    • 21 Jan
so u can fapapa to my art, here’s a pinned moment tweet! owo beware of memes

[⚡ The Untamed fapapa and meme gallery ]

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Wifi @wuxia_n    • 1h
here’s a lil something based on last week’s Resentment update. If ZWJ’s not gonna get off to CFZ, we’re obligated to do it for him. (`・ω・´)
NSFW privatter.net/i/2669865
PW word count as of ch9

[ Photo set of a shirtless Chifeng-zun training beneath a small waterfall in different angles ]

 

Lan Zhan stares at it for a good minute, decides the third photo showcasing all of Chifeng-zun’s incredible back is his favourite, and shamefully opens ‘untitled.docx’ in his computer. It’s twelve-thousand words of different explicit scenes that’s been stacking up ever since he found out about Wuxian’s Privatter art. He begins with a new page.

 


 

STEP ON ME DAGE
holy shit. that resentment update!

MM
OMG WAIT READING NOW

STEP ON ME DAGE
god
wangji
writes chifeng so hot???

Airplane bro
it’s all over for us fools when wangji decides to direct her writing to porn

STEP ON ME DAGE
guys. check out this art and reread this chapter with that in mind.
https://twitter.com/wuxia_n/status/801827699600271869?s=20

Mingyan
hhhhhhhhh

Qing MD
when he’s not shitposting and trolling, he makes really great art ugh
when’s he going to open commissions? 

Airplane bro
he’s in this server, you can ping him @/uwuxian

Daoshang | UNTAMED BIG BANG
Art discussion goes in #Art! :D

MM
okay I just finished reading and why is San Bu Zhi so stupidddddd, can’t he see his brother needs help winning this war???

STEP ON ME DAGE
you haven’t read the novels have you

Daoshang | UNTAMED BIG BANG
Careful! No spoilers past the recent season of the drama. :D Invite MM over to #Spoilers if you want to continue this.

 


 

Multiple pings on his phone draws Wei Ying’s attention from SAI running on his computer. He’d been struggling on this NSFW piece for next month’s Patreon the whole week, and it’s only now coming together. That Resentment of Gusu update couldn’t have come at a better time because, like always, Wei Ying is struck with the itch to doodle, paint, make anything after reading it.

Wangji has a way with words that packs a huge bag of feelings in the least amount of words possible. There were no long odes to Chifeng-zun’s physique, just strategically weaved scenes of heroism and manhood that do more to make readers thirst than any explicit descriptions of rippling muscles ever could. It is a talent that deserved the whopping AO3 hit-kudos-comment-subscription-bookmark numbers for all his fics.

His. Wei Ying knows majority of fandom is teeming with women, but his little gay heart is holding on to the hope that Wangji is the rare man. God, if he could have one wish in life… well, it would first have to be meeting the actor playing Hanguang-jun because he’s god-given beauty personified for a side-character, but Wangji’s identity as a guy comes at a very close second.

Wangji is incredibly reclusive, having no known social media accounts or interactions with fandom outside publishing his fic. His AO3 icon is the default one, he’s never even left an author’s note (either a testament to his skill with words that his works stand with no further explanation or a testament to his reticence towards fandom interaction),  and he’s never responded to comments, prompting Wei Ying to make it his personal mission to get one.

No beta reader is ever credited, but Wei Ying thinks it’s utter bullshit if no one’s ever gone over Wangji’s fics. No one can write complex plot, fleshed out characters and (unfortunately gen) relationships, comprehensive world building and magic systems that thoroughly without outside help. Wei Ying’s no lit major or language expert, but he’s pretty much always up to date on the front page of AO3 which he thinks should qualify him for an internet degree in fanfic reading.

His phone keeps buzzing somewhere in his bed. He pushes against his desk and the swivel chair rolls him to where he can reach beneath the mess of his comforters. Surprisingly, most of the notifications weren’t from his recent Twitter post but from his Twitter and Discord DMs instead.

 

MM
@dontcallmemianmian

Did I mention how much I love Zewu-jun?

Where’s that genderbent Zewu-jun full body I commissioned from you!! I’m thirsting 

I really love Zewu-jun

Must. Protect. His. Pure. Heart.

This Resentment update is killing me.

lmao what’s new

i'm almost done, hold your horses woman

so like hear me out

ZWJ topping CFZ

yes or fuck yes?

galaxybrain.jpg

 


 

3du
Is it just me or is that Wang Lingjiao even more annoying in Resentment than the novels/drama?
Can I just shank her please god this is so annoying
You stupid fuck, you were the first comment
“Let me nut” ffs can i disown you
Why the fuck are you even awake this early to be first? 

uwuxian
no u love me ( ˘ ³˘)♥
wangji and i have a cosmic connection

 


 

huaisang
Wuxian!!!!!!!
Wuxian please
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I’ve got a huge favor to ask
I’m so sorry for the late notice
I’m gonna die
You’re the only one I can think of to help
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Please please please
Please
Please
I’ll be in your debt!!!
Need your help
Big SOS 

uwuxian
??

huaisang
Oh thank god you replied

uwuxian
whats wrong??

huaisang
You know we’re doing the whole big bang thing right? Can you join?

uwuxian
yea i missed the sign ups o(TヘTo)
huh? arent all artist slots full already?

huaisang
Xuanyu backed out because of some family drama
I begged brother to let him in as a favour
And now he’s backing out and I’m gonna be killed if we’re missing a spot

 

Wei Ying looks at the WIP on his desktop and sighs. The backlog of commissions are really starting to pile up, but it’s a Big Bang! The first one in the Untamed fandom. He’s trash for fic and even bigger trash for novel-length ones. He honestly wanted to kiss Huaisang when he said his brother and his friends were thinking about hosting a Big Bang after someone made an offhand comment about needing more long fics. If it weren’t for Madam Yu working him to the bone in a rebranding project for the family business, he would never have been distracted enough to miss the sign up period entirely. He told Huaisang to put him up as an understudy in case anyone backed out, but he never really thought it would happen, because it’s a Big Bang.

In hindsight, considering how the attempted kinkmeme flopped, he really shouldn’t be surprised Huaisang sounds so desperate for a replacement. Likely no one else voluntarily signed up as an understudy.

Anyway, he only really needs to make a couple of artworks for the challenge, so it shouldn’t be that heavy on his plate. The deadline’s probably months from now anyway, he’ll have time to get through the commissions.

 

huaisang
Wuxian?
It’s just that, the assigning of partners is due tonight 

uwuxian
yea okay, sign me up I guess

huaisang
Oh thank god!!
Alright!!
I’ll let Xichen know.
Thanks so much!
What’s your email address?

uwuxian
whatever@hotmail.com

huaisang
Which acc/site do you want them to link to when they mention you?

uwuxian
twitter’s fine

huaisang
Okay! Thanks again!
Xichen will reach out to you later.

 

He swipes left and scrolls down for the fandom server. It’s not the main one that’s for both the drama, novels, and manhua as he’s banned from that one, allegedly for starting a ship war with Zixuan, but really he knows it’s because the mod Goateeren is a huge Wangji fanboy and hates his guts. Instead, he goes to the drama-specific one. There’s no real difference, people still talk about other media content for the Untamed in specific channels, but Goateeren’s not a mod and that’s what really matters. 

The ping was from #art and he types up a quick reply about his full plate and closed commissions. He links to his Twitter and tells Qing MD they can follow him there for updates on when he’s ready to take on more projects.

 

3du
How can you always be up for fic updates but never be able to get up on time for classes?
Come out you idiot
Help me with breakfast

 

He laughs and makes a quick remark about a cosmic connection with Wangji again and heads out to join his brother in the kitchen of their shared apartment with a spring in his step. The Big Bang is pretty exciting. Xichen’s email can’t come fast enough.

 


 

Huaisang #UNTAMEDBIGBANG @huaisang    • 15h
Season 2 for #theUntamed drama was greenlit! Production begins June for 8 eps. The story continues on from the burning of the Cloud Recesses, the disappearance of Zewu-Jun and Chifeng-zun suffering his first qi deviation. (1/2) 


Huaisang #UNTAMEDBIGBANG @huaisang    • 15h
When we last saw our protagonist, Lianfang-zun seemingly betrayed his sect and accepted a role within the ranks of Chief Sect Leader Ruohan’s army. With the limited word count, it’s doubtful his complex schemes will actually be fleshed out. (2/2)

 

Wanyeetin @3du    • 12h
This is going to be a boring season if all it’s going to feature is lianfangzun’s life navigating the politics of the nightless city

 

QI WRONG @greengoblin    • 12h
PUT A FUCKING SPOILER WARNING YOU NOVEL ASSHOLES! STOP SPOILING THE DRAMA. #theUntamed #Untamed2 


Binghe @demonking    • 12h
Nightless City falls with the help of Yiling Laozu, but it’s a just front to recruit the remnants and start his own army bahahahahaha


QI WRONG @greengoblin    • 12h
I WILL FIND YOUR FAMILY AND HANG THEIR CORPSES UPSIDE DOWN TO MAKE IT RAIN BLOOD


Ningning @ying_2    • 12h
Binghe has been very vocal about being an orphan! How could you say that to him?!


QI WRONG @greengoblin    • 12h
BITCH DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE? WTF HE LITERALLY SPOILED ME


Xielian | Commissions Open! @scrapgod    • 12h
That’s true, but Yiling Laozu’s role as  the main villain is… not news?


Binghe @demonking    • 12h
His character color scheme is black and red. He has glowing red eyes? That color scheme + glowing red things is basically the powers that be telling us this is a scum villain.


QI WRONG @greengoblin    • 12h
FUCK THIS FANDOM!! FUCK ALL OF YOU!!! WHAT THE FUCK. ATTACKING ME IN MY OWN HOME???

 


 

thelitgod posted:

Hi guys! I’ve been seeing screenshots of a Twitter post going around about the second season of the Untamed, and while the main point of the greenlight is true, THERE IS SOME MISINFORMATION.

Let mama clarify it for you. The producers announced a second season  (EDIT: and a manhua now too!!) but there was no mention of episode count. I don’t know where OP got that news, but it’s not from any of the official sources.

The official Cornetto account hinted  at something spectacular this season, and considering the amount of record views  it broke and awards it raked in last year, we’re more than likely to get more than the usual number of episodes even.

So reign in the outrage and panic. You’re all off going nuts about the drama not being able to do our beloved shorty’s devious scheming justice, but we’ll probably have more than enough time to even feature Hanguang-jun’s bravery in facing Yiling Laozu in their little battles.

News is hit or miss these days. 

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blackwater reblogged:

Hate all kinds of fakes, especially fake news

 

8 notes | tagged: #untamednews #untamed2 #the untamed season 2

 


 

Wuxia series The Untamed releases promos for second season
Posted by PeerlessCucumber

 

The Untamed, the series that broke many records and brought home multiple awards during its run last year, announced a second season in the works. Last we saw, the main protagonist LianFang-zun apparently switch allegiances and is now in the Nightless City. The Cloud Recesses was burnt down with ZeWu-jun in hiding, leaving his brother HanGuang-jun to hold the fort … Continue reading →

 

Posted in Drama | Tagged The Untamed, Wuxia, Politics, War | 5 replies

 


 

drqing posted: 

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Anon asked: got into it bc of the drama, and in prep for s2 and i’m slowly getting through the novels, but i still dont get why Yiling Laozu betrayed his bro

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Essentially, it boils down to jealousy and a scum personality.

To really get the picture of what a scum villain he is, I have to take you down memory lane to when the demon was just a little devil.

Yiling Laozu was an orphan that was brought to Yunmeng and was basically raised as family by Sect Leader Feng Mian at the time. The Sect Leader had major hots for his mom when they were growing up, but the mom chose to marry someone else. He ended up having to marry Zi Zhizhu and they didn’t have the best of relationships, and his adoption of the little devil strained it further.

Before being adopted, Yiling Laozu lived on the streets, eating scraps. Perhaps because of this, he harboured some resentment for his new step brother, the young Sandu Shengshou, for all the things he was blessed with. It may also be because he was afraid that if he under-performed, he would be thrown back into the streets. Whatever the reason, Yiling Laozu schemed, manipulated and eventually turned to the dark path in an attempt to outshine his brother in every way.

So it’s less that he betrayed Sandu Shengshou and more like he just dropped his mask and became the scum villain we all knew he was. The war with Nightless City disrupted his little machinations to steal the title of next sect leader. Feng Mian and Zi Zhizhu died abruptly before his plans could come into fruition, so the title went to Sandu Shengshou by default.

Yiling Laozu set his sights elsewhere. He turned his plans to the death of Ruohan, which for a time put him in the same side as his brother.

There’s no betrayal if there was no loyalty to begin with.

@sushi did a wonderful character manifesto on Yiling Laozu that explained more on that.

 

30 notes | tagged: #anonq #yilinglaozu #sandushengshou #welcome to my ted talk #untamed 

 


 

Lan Huan sits across his brother on the dining table with a laptop in hand. His brother looks very absorbed, probably grading essays from the lit class he TAs in. Quietly, he sets his laptop down and gets to work writing the email blasts. He gets to all the other pairs first, saving the best for last.

He spares one last thought to whether or not he should find someone else to sub in. This could either go well or blow up spectacularly. Steeling himself, he hits send and patiently glances at his brother.

 

The Untamed Big Bang Matchups

UBB Team
to: Wangji, Wuxian

Dear Wangji and Wuxian,

Congratulations and welcome to the first Untamed Big Bang!

You have 100 days to create a piece with our theme “Inquiry” which you are free to interpret however you like. There is no actual minimum word count, but tradition puts it at 50,000 words. Likewise, artists only really have to supply at least one artwork on top of the promotional poster, but conventionally, there’s one for every major plot point, scene or chapter. Aside from making sure the piece is written in English, there’s no other restriction. We’re leaving it up to the pairs to decide how you’ll deliver — it’s a team effort, first and foremost.

Let’s all do our part to flood the fandom with the kind of spectacular behemoth fics it deserves, shall we?

Partners were assigned randomly with an online generator, so rest assured everyone was paired up fairly. We suggest introducing yourselves and exchanging social media handles! Feel free to start the conversation by replying to this email thread or kicking us out entirely and starting a new one on your own in the mode that’s convenient to the both of you.

We’ll be checking up on you by Day 25 where we start collecting the fic details for release to the public on Day 30. More on the schedule of events in our calendar.

That’s it for now! We have a Tumblr Blog that you are all hopefully already following. We post announcements there, but don’t worry, we will also email you the important news. That said, feel free to reach out to me or any of the mods through this email address for any concerns regarding the challenge. We discourage messaging through those social media accounts for urgent matters because they run the risk of getting buried.

Hopefully, your inbox will get used to seeing our emails and those of your partner’s! We can’t stress enough how much we encourage partners to maintain an open line of communication and really encourage collaboration. This is a team effort, guys!

Let the first Untamed Big Bang go off on a… yeah, we’re not making that pun.

Cheers!

--

Kind regards,

Xichen
Coordinator
TW: @xichen
IG: @_x_c
Tblr: @xchen 

 

“Brother…” his brother croaks as if in pain. Lan Huan puts up his normal smile and tilts his head in question.

When he got nothing in response, Lan Huan sighs and says, “You said you wondered what it was like to be involved in the community, brother. This is your chance! You only have to interact with one person, it’s the baby steps you wanted.”

His brother gives him a flat stare, unimpressed. So he may not have explicitly said he wanted to join the challenge, but the pensive look on his face when Lan Huan mentioned it is telling! That’s as good an indication of interest as any from him, really. And with regards to his partner, it was a brilliant stroke of luck even he couldn’t have orchestrated. His partner may be a pretty controversial figure, but he’s also the only other person in fandom his brother ever mentioned in passing. Albeit… it was always grumbled, but at least it’s someone he is familiar with! Baby steps.   

 

The Untamed Big Bang Matchups

Wuxian
to: me, Wangji

OMG

 

He sees the notification for the reply and laughs. “Look, your partner’s already reached out! Have fun, brother!”

He shuts his laptop and shuffles out of the room, taking one last glance at his brother who was still glaring intently at his laptop as if he were staring at the blue screen of death. Something tells him he’ll be seeing that look more often in the following weeks.

 


 

untamedbigbang posted:

The teams have been randomly matched up and all the participants have been notified of their partner!

There were a couple of people who backed out that had to be replaced, so you’ll be seeing a couple of new names that weren’t on our previous post.

Without further ado, here are our authors' AO3 accounts and their partner artists!

Flower Prince & crimsonrain
BlackWater & leaf
airplane towards the sky & northernice
Daoshang & chengmei
Wangji & wuxia_n
Sizhui & the_peony
xiuya & seventh
Momo & TheAlmighty
villainhacker & Immortal_Lover
Priestess & GeneralJr

With this, we are officially on Day 0 of 100 of the Untamed Big Bang Challenge! Send some love over to our brave participants.

See you all in Day 25 where we post some details of what our participating authors have in store for you!

(If your name is on this list but haven’t received our matchup email, please let us know via untamedbigbang@gmail.com ASAP.)

 

14 notes | tagged: #untamed #untamedbigbang #bigbangchallenge #announcement #bigbangmatchup #ubb

 


 

AQing @blindgirlrights    • 5m
EXCUSE ME?! IS THIS LIST A JOKE

Huaisang #UNTAMEDBIGBANG @huaisang    • 5m
#UntamedBigBang matchups are out, folks!
untamedbigbang.tumblr.com/post/338001535


Ningning @ying_2    • 5m
Oh god so I didn’t imagine it 


AQing @blindgirlrights    • 4m
Is this a shared dream?? 


Ningning @ying_2    • 4m
WANGJI OMG RIGHT


AQing @blindgirlrights    • 3m
Wtf? Who cares about them? DAOSHANG’S WITH THAT ASSHOLE


Ningning @ying_2    • 3m
Errrr

 

WN @IAC @ghostgeneral    • 5m
Congratulations on #UBB @wuxia_n! i’ll bring a present when we meet?


Wifi @wuxia_n    • 5s
(つ✧ω✧)つ YOURETHEBEST im so excited

 


 

Jingyi
omFG is this for real @huaisang!??! Wangji’s actually participating?!

Ozz
PROOF IT’S NOT A FAKE PLEASE

Huaisang | UNTAMED BIG BANG
You’ll just have to wait and see in 100 days then 😉

Jingyi
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MM
wtf don’t leave it at that
how’d Wangji get roped into this?!
@huaisang 

Da Ge’s Titties [BOT]
Huaisang | UNTAMED BIG BANG is currently away.

Jingyi
COWARD
COME BACK

MM
@uwuxian WHATS YOUR TAKE ON THIS?!

STEP ON ME DAGE
he probably died of shock
rip

 


 

Jiang Cheng is right. Wei Ying’s an idiot. He’s an irredeemable idiot. “OMG”? What was he thinking. He wasn’t, that’s what! He saw Xichen’s email and replied on autopilot. CTRL+Z his life. Hello, Outlook, God, Universe, whoever, an undo button, please.

He’ll throw himself off a cliff if he scared Wangji off before he could even get anything from the guy. Hundreds of people would literally kill to be in his position right now. His own single goal in life is to get a response from the legendarily reclusive author.

Forget changing handles to promote the challenge, all Huaisang needs to do for marketing is drop Wangji’s name!

Partnering up with the god of Untamed fics, the original Big Bang, for over three months? Close collaboration? Open communication? Whose dick did he suck in his last life to be this lucky? There’s no shortage of people lining up to hold Wangji’s (likely) thick, powerful, and very firm thighs, but by a stroke of extremely good luck, his name was drawn! It’s just too good to be true.

...almost too good.

 

uwuxian
ARE YOU PULLING MY ELG HERE?
HUAISANG!
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND YOUR BRO’S MY MUTUAL

huaisang
I didn’t know!
I really didn’t know
I had no idea

uwuxian
are you san bu zhi or something

huaisang
This really caught me off guard too okay!!

uwuxian
youre in charge of sign ups werent you

huaisang
They didn’t sign up!!

uwuxian
so is this a joke? some poser using his name?

huaisang is typing something…

 

Okay, so it could possibly be not him. There’s a really large chance it’s just some catfish prank or whatever. That’s a bit calming but also very disappointing. If he finds out which asshole’s behind that account, he’ll tear him a new one. Fanartists are emotionally fragile creatures! The Wei Ying species more so! His NSFW art didn’t get that good from being a well functioning member of society.

 

husaisang
I just spoke to Xichen. He’s the real deal. So it’s like this. Sushi backed out in the last minute just as Xichen was drawing the matchups. He knows Wangji irl apparently and he just,,, sorta became the replacement? Xichen assures us Wangji’s on board.

uwuian
fuck

huaisang
...good luck

uwuxian
fuck

 

Fuck. Okay. Wei Ying takes some deep breaths and tries to calm his shaking hands. He's fucked up with the reply, but it’s not like it’s Wangji’s first impression of him. That had long since been wrecked, so nothing was lost really.

Hi! Sorry about that. Natural reaction

No, that’s dumb. Wei Ying angrily hits the backspace and racks his brain for something that could mend Wangji’s impression of him enough to start a professional relationship.

Dear Wangji

Absolutely not. It’s just too stiff coming from him. But before he could type something else, a notification makes him jump and scream bloody murder. His swivel chair careens across the room, slamming the door back against Jiang Cheng who hurries over at the outburst.

“Ow. What the fuck is wrong with you?! What happened?” Massaging his sore nose, Jiang Cheng stalks over to his brother who is just staring at his computer with his hands buried in his hair.

Seeing as Wei Ying still wasn’t saying anything, Jiang Cheng peers over to the open email on the laptop.

Eyes bulging, he snaps his head back to Wei Ying. “What the fuck is happening?! Start from the beginning!"

 

The Untamed Big Bang Matchups 

Wangji
to: Wuxian 

Dear Wuxian,

I will send you an excerpt by the end of the week. Expect it then.

Sincerely,
Wangji

Chapter Text

It's even worse than Lan Zhan predicted. Wuxian has an incredible mind, and he has no idea what to do with it. Wuxian interpreted the theme as a reframing of a character, like an inquisition into a life that was overlooked in canon.

Lan Zhan initially showed him the draft of a fic about Lianfang-zun's life before cultivation, searching for himself and finding the truth about his parentage along the way. Three days later and he’s working on a completely different fic all because of their email thread.

 

UBB STUFF!

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Wuxian
to: Wangji

hmm sounds alright, but dont you think there’s too much LFZ stuff already? you’d be hard pressed to find fic that didnt star him in the fandom’s AO3 tag. dont even get me started on the fanart. it’s so saturated, my feed’s basically just the same stuff in different art styles and colours. literally. this is actually my feed right now. (you’d know what i mean if you actually had twitter like a normal person!!)

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Wangji
to: Wuxian

Dear Wuxian,

Perhaps an Alternate Universe where Lianfang-zun’s motives were not as pure?

Sincerely,
Wangji

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Wuxian
to: Wangji

ah the ol switcheroo darkfic. i love those. you could do that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Wangji
to: Wuxian

Dear Wuxian,

I once attempted to write an Yiling Laozu-centric piece that highlighted him as a misunderstood hero.

Sincerely,
Wangji

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Wuxian
to: Wangji

wait how would that work? YL is my favourite character but even I know he’s scum? i just love to ship him with HGJ because their contrast gives me so much to work with, but idrk how you could redeem an unloyal, power hungry traitor like that

also cmon wangji it’s been over a week, no one’s going to report you if you ditch the formalities. arent we already so close~

———

Wangji
to: Wuxian

Dear Wuxian,

I am sharing this excerpt for you to view.

Sincerely,
Wangji

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Wuxian
to: Wangji

OMG I SEE WHAT YOURE GETTING AT. YL’s army of the elderly, sick, women and children lol

you could put him burying kids in the ground for fun as a play on that whole ‘YL sends you back to the earth and calls you back’ thing from the books

why didnt you continue this??

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Wangji
to: Wuxian

Dear Wuxian,

I could not justify a continued attack on Luanzang Gang if its inhabitants were not a threat, nor his killing of his sister.

Sincerely,
Wangji

———

Wuxian
to: Wangji

well people arent that nice. it’s really hard to change people’s minds when they’ve all formed a collective opinion. society’s like an echochamber that just affirms itself over and over again until all dissenting voices are drowned out.

and maybe you dont have to justify his sister’s death? it is an au ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ the world saw him kill his sister, but thats public opinion. you can pass it off as hearsay. maybe someone else killed her and he was blamed for it? this au is your oyster

 

He says it so flippantly, entirely in lowercase and with those emojis, like it was so easy and Lan Zhan hadn’t pored over the details for weeks before finally deciding to give up on it. In two badly structured paragraphs, Wuxian revives his dead idea, the plot clicks into place, and Lan Zhan is typing away.

It's so unfair. Wuxian writes like an idiot, has no sense of decorum, and is prone to histrionics. He’s everything Lan Zhan avoids and abhors fandom for, and yet he keeps having moments like this where he shines so brilliantly that Lan Zhan almost regrets not talking to him sooner.

He even finds himself writing unnecessary scenes, entirely indulgent pieces that show off Yiling Laozu’s fighting prowess, because he knows Wuxian enjoys them. More than once, he’s caught himself getting lost in thought about how Wuxian would react to this specific dialogue or that scene or another. This challenge has put him in closer proximity to Wuxian’s energy and attention, and he’s shamefully basking in it.

It was… nice. Having a fandom friend. His brother will be unbearably smug.

 


 

Wifi @wuxia_n   • 20m
bringing back these YL standees!! they come free for the first 510 people who order my Little Apple plushie (° ꈊ °) #MLP #Untamed store: wuxian.bigcartel.com

[ Photo of Little Apple plushie next to an acrylic standee of Venerated Triad ]
[ Sample photo of the Yiling Laozu standee ]


qiying @onetruequan    • 15m
Who’s little apple


Jingyi @chickenwings    • 15m
His brony OC


qiying @onetruequan    • 14m
Brony?


Jingyi @chickenwings    • 13m
Oh you precious thing, you’re better off not knowing


zxun @ten10s   • 8m
who ASKED for this? fuck YL? fuck bronies? literally no one will buy these so just (((why))) bother in the first place


Wifi @wuxia_n   • 6m
just last month you were on me about ""swiping"" your merch ideas (; ̄Д ̄) lmao even if no one buys from you doesnt mean it’s the same for me

 


 

Xielian (buy me a Kofi?)
Hello, is anyone on?

lingwen
I am!

Chengzhu
me too, gege

feng xin
aren’t you two supposed to be working on UBB?
the titles and summaries are due to drop next week or something?

Xielian (buy me a Kofi?)
😿 don’t remind me

Chengzhu
Ignore him, gege.

Xielian (buy me a Kofi?)
Ah, it’s alright San Lang!
Actually, I hit a block, that’s why I’m here

Chengzhu
Anything I can do to help?

lingwen
what do you need?

Xielian (buy me a Kofi?)
Uhh, does anyone wanna play a game? Maybe a distraction will get the gears turning again 😅

lingwen
hell yeah! let’s go vc

feng xin
CAH! there are Untamed card packs we can use.

Chengzhu
Here pxy-1.pretendyou’re.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=5
Password is 1000 sutras

Xielian (buy me a Kofi?)
Thank you, San Lang!!

lady leaf
my brother is sleeping

Xielian (buy me a Kofi?)
You can spectate!

lady leaf
nooooo 😭 i wanna play
i’ll just be on mute

feng xin
you’re such a loser @muqing
say something if you’re here
don’t just show up in the game wtf

Mu Qing
Fuck off

lingwen
@gaymers CAH game!

Chengzhu
We’re starting

lady leaf
RIGHT OFF THE BAT
[The little brother you loved and raised killing your husband and then stabbing you.]  [That’s how I want to die.]

Zixuan
Can’t believe I got pinged for this.
Too. Soon.

lady leaf
->play despacito

Mantaro [BOT]
✅ Successfully connected to channel General!

 


 

UBB STUFF!

[ view 58 other messages in this thread ]

Wuxian
to: Wangji

dear fussy,

be honest: do you seriously not have any other fandom account? emailing seems like  a bottleneck to the kind of collaboration we could be doing. you’re such a stickler for rules, imagine what the mods would say if I report this!

sincerely,
i can keep a secret

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Wangji
to: Wuxian

Dear Wuxian,

I do not.

Sincerely,
Wangji

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Wuxian
to: Wangji

dear WHY

so you talk to your beta reader like this?? no wonder you post so infrequently!! make a twitter! lets be mutuals because we’re already so close! `;:゛;`;・(°ε° )

sincerely
technology exists

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Wangji
to: Wuxian

Dear Wuxian,

I do not have a beta reader either.

Sincerely,
Wangji

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Wuxian
to: Wangji

dear bULLSHIT

you are NOT writing those monster fics on your own, i’ll vore my flute if that’s true

sincerely,
calling you out

———

Wangji
to: Wuxian

Dear Wuxian,

My brother has looked through some chapters before, but he is often busy with other things.

Sincerely,
Wangji

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Wuxian
to: Wangji

Dear HA,

I KNEW IT. so you arent a robot after all

also is that why you just write gen? if it’s too weird for your bro to be checking over your porn, i can definitely lend a hand (・ω<)☆

Sincerely,
AI takeover is imminent anyway

 

Wangji sent him an outline for their currently unnamed but dubbed “YL Big Bang project”, and it is just… wow. It looks like it could break the 500,000 word mark. Maybe this is why Wangji’s emails are always so short and straight to the point. He probably uses up all of his words on fic! He’s also a little comforted to know Wangji’s human and gets help from somewhere, even if irregularly.

After almost a month of constant back and forth, he has stopped thinking of Wangji as Wangji the BNF author. He’s just Wangji, his prim and proper partner who never makes a typo and talks like he isn’t in a fandom full of thirsty degenerates.

It makes Wei Ying want to mess with him even more, to see him slip up and be less perfect . Wangji might have just ignored all his ridiculous comments before, but he’s strangely very steadfast in answering emails. He doesn’t always reply to all of them, but Wei Ying receives at least one every day, often three or more. He doesn’t know if it’s an obsessive compulsion or just another one of Wangji’s strange quirks, but Wei Ying isn’t above taking advantage of that to pull off silly stunts in an attempt to make Wangji react. He hasn’t succeeded beyond getting a “Ridiculous” or a “Useless” or variations of those, but he’s not giving up.

A hundred days is pretty long; he thinks he can wear Wangji down enough to be less stiff in their messages. Once, around the 15th day mark, he managed to catch Wangji using a contraction. It was a small victory he milked for days.

 


 

UBB Day 25 Check Up!

UBB Team
to: Xie Lian, H Cheng, Wangji, Wuxian, He...  

Hello teams!

How are you doing? Hopefully you’ve all agreed on what to create already, at least. Of course, it’s ultimately the authors’ decisions, but this is meant to be collaborative! You’re probably getting tired of hearing that, but it’s important because we don’t want to just dictate what the artists will create later on. Take into account what they think because in the next half of the challenge, the focus will be on their art pieces and you might want to have a say in it too.

In any case, the fic details are due two days from now to prepare for the reveal on the 25th. You can email us with the subject line DAY 30 DROP [Author Name]. In the body, please provide:

  1. Title
  2. Summary
  3. Tentative Rating
  4. Characters/Relationships
  5. At least 3 genres/tropes/tags
  6. (Optional) projected word/chapter count

Please let us know by tomorrow if you won’t be able to make the deadline. We mentioned this in the confirmation email we sent you after the sign up period, but the shared calendar is for all of you to be aware of the deadlines ahead of time.

Have fun!

--

Best Regards,

Xichen
Coordinator
TW: @xichen
IG: @_x_c
Tblr: @xchen

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Leaf
to: UBB Team, H Cheng, Wangji, Wu...

Hi Xichen~~

My author partner’s a bit shy so they asked me to check with you if the ubb submission fic has to be complete by day 100/drop day?

xxx

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Airplane
to: Leaf, UBB Team, H Cheng, Wang…

Whaaaaa? It has to be complete?????? Huaisang didn’t say that!!!!!!!! What am I going to do!!!!! Can I file for extension??? Is it too late to back out?

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He Xuan
to: Leaf, UBB Team, H Cheng, Wang…

WHY would you send that to everyone, WTF

———

Peony Designs
to: He Xuan, Leaf, UBB Team, H…

You replied all too

———

Xiuya
to: Peony Designs, He Xuan, Leaf, UBB…

This isn’t a chatbox! If you could stop flooding my inbox, that’d be great. Single reply button exists, use it.

———

Leaf
To: Xiuya, Peony Designs, He Xuan, Leaf…

whoops!

———

Airplane
to: Xiuya, Peony Designs, He Xuan, Leaf…

Sorry!!!

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Wuxian
to: Xiuya, Peony Designs, He Xuan, Leaf…

sorry

———

Peony Designs
to: Wuxian, Xiuya, He Xuan, Leaf…

You didn’t even reply earlier

———

Wuxian
to: Peony Designs, Xiuya, He Xuan, Leaf…

oh right lmao

———

Xiuya
to: Wuxian, Peony Designs, He Xuan, Leaf...

Ffs. Why did I even bother?

———

UBB Team
to bcc: Xiuya, Wuxian, Peony Designs, He...

Hi all!

Someone asked us if the fic had to be complete by Day 100, and the answer is no. We don’t want to limit the kind of massive work of fiction you can create with a 100-day deadline. All we ask is that by the fic drop day, you’ll have completed more than 50% of the fic, with the rest planned out already.

We apologise for flooding your inboxes as well. We’ll bcc everyone in further announcements to reduce the replies that end up in your inbox.

Cheers!

--

Best Regards,

Xichen
Coordinator
TW: @xichen
IG: @_x_c
Tblr: @xchen

 


 

Wu Du @shuishi   • 20m
Everyone, please do not retweet/like any of @/jinx’s art. They’re all STOLEN and REPOSTED from other artists. If you see anything familiar, please tell the original artist to file a report.


AQing @blindgirlrights    • 15m
While you’re at it, someone help me investigate @chengmei, i swear to god they’ve just been copying the same art/concept but redrawing (possibly tracing???) in their own style for a while now, i can dm receipts to anyone who asks


Xue Yang @chengmei    • 14m
srsly bitch get a life??


AQing @blindgirlrights    • 14m
Hello @xichen @guangyao @saberchief please reconsider their partnership with Daoshang!!!


Song Lan @zichen    • 12m
Hey @blindgirlrights can you dm me those receipts? Daoshang’s a friend of mine.


Xue Yang @chengmei    • 11m
r u fucking kidding me


Guangyao | #UBB @guangyao    • 9m
Hi @blindgirlrights! Thanks for reaching out to us. We’ve thoroughly considered all our participants, but we’ll keep this in mind.


Mingjue @saberchief    • 8m
@blindgirlrights if anything concrete comes up, come to me immediately


Xue Yang @chengmei    • 8m
like?? wuxian is literally participating too??? i think u have worse problems


Wu Du @shuishi   • 1m
Thanks for hijacking my thread I guess

 


 

Resentment of Gusu - Chapter 10 - Invitation to comment

Wangji (via Google Docs)
to: Wuxian

wangji2@gmail.com has invited you to comment on the following document:

📄 Resentment of Gusu - Chapter 10

Although there is no inappropriate content, could I take you up on your offer?

 

It takes a while for his mind to start functioning again after he saw the email. The first thing he does is sprint to Jiang Cheng’s room and hug the living crap out of his brother to muffle his screams.

“Are you fucking done?” Jiang Cheng asks, manoeuvring around his newfound pet koala in order to continue his essay. This isn’t really the first time this happened. Living with Wei Ying, you just come to expect the dramatics.

“No,” he says, squeezing harder.

Jiang Cheng winces. “Do I want to know?”

“It’s a secret. I don’t think I can tell you even if I wanted to. And I don’t.”

Jiang Cheng carefully sets his laptop aside on the bed before he attempts to extract himself from Wei Ying’s hold. “Ugh. Why don’t you go back to bothering Wangji? I’ve got a billion papers due.”

That gets Wei Ying to raise his head. “Wha— Why do you say that? I don’t talk to him that much!”

Jiang Cheng snorts. “That’s literally all you talk about these days. Wangji this, Wangji that .”

“He’s just so pure, Jiang Cheng! No wonder he doesn’t turn up in fandom. We’d eat him alive!”

Jiang Cheng rolls his eyes. “It would serve you right if they turned out to be some 60 year old bald man.” 

Wei Ying pushes off of him and lets out an exaggerated gasp. “You take that back!” he says with self-righteous indignation. “I gave up a kidney for you and this is how you treat me?”

“With how high my blood pressure gets around you, you probably caused that kidney failure!” Jiang Cheng manages to kick his brother out of his bed and onto the floor where he rolls around in exaggerated pain. Jiang Cheng rolls his eyes again and adds, “Oh come off it! Go cry to your 60 year old bald man friend.”

"Your eyes are going to roll off your head one day, mark my words." Wei Ying harrumphs and gives Jiang Cheng the stink eye as he stomps out of the room, chin up. Once in the hallway, he lifts the collar of his shirt to scream away the lingering giddiness. If he jumps and skips back to his room, no one’s there to see it.

 

Wifi @wuxia_n    • 15m
needed to release some energy so i thought i’d mix the draw in your style meme with the ship dynamics one ٩̋(๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑)

[ Zewu-jun and Lianfang-zun with their foreheads pressed together and hands clasped and crying, labeled “Faith, Trust and Angst” ]
[ A blushing Chifeng-zun glaring at a Lianfang-zun with a mischievous smile, labeled “ giant cock and a wicked mouth Bara and Twink” ]
[ A lean Zewu-jun easily holding a flushed and buff Chifeng-zun who is twice his size in a bridal carry with his terrifying arm strength, labeled “BARA BOTTOM RIGHTS” ]
[ Chifeng-zun has an arm around both his sworn brothers except all of them are bald, labeled “thick meat sandwich” ]


MM @dontcallmemianmian    • 11m
Why do you do this… you started off so well too


Mingyan @veils    • 9m
Actual Cursed Content™


Rong Guang @swiftdemonblade    • 5m
DELETE THIS. OR AT LEAST JUST THE LAST ONE?


Master Qiren @goateeren    • 3m
Reported.


Wifi @wuxia_n    • 1m
lmao didnt you block me already

also adkjskf you call yourself master i cant ( ಥ ∀ ಥ)☞ !!!

 


 

Re: Resentment of Gusu - Chapter 10 - Invitation to comment

Wuxian
to: Wangji

if you arent legit, then i dont know how the real wangji would be able to top it

it’s… it’s really good. you tied up the loose ends from chapter 9.

that cliffhanger is going to haunt me for the rest of the week. if this wasnt called resentment of gusu id fear for ZWJ’s life, but that still leaves CFZ vulnerable. please dont kill him off i depend on your updates to fuel my thirst.

also i noticed that the peasant army he’s collecting are all men. i know that the women were probably left to manage the households, but isnt this a cultivation world? maybe a couple of peasant women want to become cultivators and followed ZWJ? or yknow… they have eyes and know he’s a catch ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ or just dont specify “men” and go for something more neutral. at the very least it’s one less reason that can be used by anon haters who hate you just because you’re you

now if you’ll excuse me, i have to draw ZWJ as Shang training his troop of little rebels.

 

Lan Zhan doesn’t know if he would ever have the chance to admit to Wuxian that he’s influenced quite a lot of plot points and that his fanart has more than once motivated Lan Zhan to write, but he thinks sharing the document is a good start. At least from this point, Wuxian will know he had a hand in his fics.

If he’s honest with himself, he’ll admit that he shared the document to tease back. It’s comforting to know he’s not the only one getting affected. How did Wuxian react to the document? Lan Zhan doesn’t know what he looks like, but his imagination supplies an excitable man with expressive hands and body language that says it all.

Wuxian’s never posted a photo of himself before, so Lan Zhan draws that visual from one of those “meet the artist” memes Wuxian did. Beneath the large “chaotic evil” and “ENFP-A” labels were little details about what he likes — arena and tactical video games, DnD, extremely spicy food, and scrunchies. Beside that, a drawing of a boy in a red jacket and short ponytail dabbing. His twitter bio only adds 20+ and male to that, but it’s still not much to go on. It gives Lan Zhan’s imagination way too much room to run wild.

“This would be easier if you made an account.”

Lan Zhan starts and shuts his laptop shut, turning to shoot his brother an annoyed look.

“I keep telling you that you don’t even have to say anything on it,” Lan Huan continues, leaning against the door jamb in his room. “The bookmark and like features just make it easier to save and find tweets compared to manually scrolling down for them every time.”

He huffs at his brother’s teasing and replies, “No need.”

Lan Huan sighs. “I only accepted Sushi’s very last minute dropping out because I thought subbing for him could be your chance to get to know other people. This is just more of the same.”

“His use of punctuation is atrocious. If he can spend enough time crafting those ridiculous faces out of punctuation, I don’t understand why he can’t spare the time to use them in actual text,” Lan Zhan says.

“Absolutely atrocious,” Lan Huan agrees, even as his grin widens. When he pulls out out his phone and starts tapping at it, Lan Zhan narrows his eyes and asks, “What are you doing?”

“Well, I have a Twitter account so I can actually reply to his tweets instead of just stalking him,” replies Lan Huan.

Lan Zhan jolts out of his seat. “Brother—!”

Lan Huan chuckles and pockets his phone. “Now that you’re already up, I actually came to see if you wanted to tag along to see the building manager. He mentioned something about a clog affecting the whole complex…”

 

🔁 Wifi retweeted

Carl @CarlTheGrandpa    • 8h
Your pornstar name is
Your first name + Your last name
Because it’s you. You’re a ho.


Wanyeetin @3du    • 11m
Projecting much?


Wifi @wuxia_n    • 10m
S H U T


WN @IAC @ghostgeneral    • 8m
it’s ok! crushes are normal and doesnt make you a… that


Wanyeetin @3du    • 8m
LMAO He said it


Wifi @wuxia_n    • 5m
WTF WHEN DID U GUYS START TALKING?? DID U TELL HIM EVERYTHING @3du WHATFU


Wifi @wuxia_n    • 5m
@ghostgeneral why are you even friends with him, all he does is rt voltron and he’s a filthy sheith supporter too


Wifi @wuxia_n    • 5m
and I DONT HAVE A CRUSH (凸ಠ益ಠ)凸


Xichen | #UNTAMEDBIGBANG @xichen   • 2m
Someone’s going to be disappointed 😔


Huaisang #UNTAMEDBIGBANG @huaisang    • 1m
Oh My God. Is this what I think it is


Wifi 
@wuxia_n    • 15s
ASJDKLklOSDJKC

 


 

Ming Fan
i’m crying some anon posted 3zun x ppg crossover
archiveofourown.org/works/56802718

Airplane bro
i feel like someone’s made art of that before, but i can’t recall who 🤔

Meng Moe
when in doubt, blame wuxia_n for all the sketchy art

Wifi
LMAO I WISH
buttercup!cfz is the best thing ever

 


 

UBB STUFF!

[ view 90 other messages in this thread ]

Wuxian
to: Wangji

omgomgomgomg take a look at this 3zun/ppg xover, it’s hilarious (๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑)
archiveofourown.org/works/56802718

this was apparently based on some fanart but i cant find it so i made one - this is our secret so dont go sharing it (。•̀ᴗ-)✧

📎 Attachments:
[PPGLMAO.png]

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Wuxian
to: Wangji

also you mad man!! i saw the new edit to your ubb doc!!  i cant believe you actually put in the kidney story into SS and YL’s arc!! my bro will definitely get that reference and flip his shit (。ᗒᗜᗕ。)՛̵̖

i made a thing out of it, whatcha think?

📎 Attachments:
[registered core donor.png]

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Wangji
to: Wuxian

I always enjoy your art. Is this your “OTP”?

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Wuxian
to: Wangji

HHHH you make me blush for real!! gotta warn me before my heart jumps out of my chest omg ( ͡☉⁄ ⁄ ͜⁄ ͜ʖ̫⁄ ⁄ ͡☉)

and OMG you’re using the words i taught you!! im so proud!!! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و

but you shouldnt refer to SS/YL as an otp in public. i multiship everyone, but others are kinda sensitive about those two because of their rough history and yknow… sibling status lol

their brotherhood is so good tho huhu you should write more of them even if it’s gen, i love your depiction of their relationship so much

anyway after going through what you have of this fic so far, my otp’s definitely hgj/yl - their tension cant be platonic

you’re not writing it, but they're definitely fucking behind the scenes _(:.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨ 」 ∠)_

 

The minimised “untitled.dox” file on his taskbar taunts Lan Zhan. Sometimes he’s tempted to show Wuxian the document, but he quickly shoves that horrifying thought aside before anything comes of it. Chapter 10 was one thing, but the NSFW content he’s been shoring up is something else completely. It would definitely surprise Wuxian, but when the excitement and novelty fades, what then? He has such a sharp mind that he would definitely pick up on all the flaws in the collection. Getting plot points picked apart is one thing, but Lan Zhan doesn’t know how he can survive getting porn critiqued.

One of the biggest lessons from lit class is the importance of drawing from life. The things that make it into his fic are small details he’s detached from. The intense political machinations in most of his fics were drawn from real politicians and the camaraderie between the main characters were on his own feelings for his brother.

Romance and sex bares too much of himself to share. His lack of experience would definitely show in his writing, and Wuxian’s too sharp not to notice.

 


 

AQing
Yo @gaymers skribblio game is on in about 5 mins

Jingyi
yessss
wait NO
Resentment update brb

Ozz
I JUST FINISHED READING
What??was??that???
An author’s note!??
He’s never left one before???
What does this MEAN???

 


 

Author’s Notes:

Sincerely,
Legit

 

HE! He made a joke! In an Author’s Note! His first one ever!

Wei Ying doesn’t know where to begin unpacking his feelings. This is tangible proof that Wangji is actually who he says he is, but he can’t even bring himself to freak out about that yet because! Wangji! Made! A joke!

He wants to cartwheel around his room because his awkward friend reached a milestone with a silly inside joke. This was a confirmation of their newfound friendship, as much as Wangji still keeps everything properly formal in their email thread. He considers screaming at Jiang Cheng again, but his brother reads Resentment too and would know exactly what he’s freaking out about and tease him some more. It just won’t do to give Jiang Cheng more reasons to use his Judgy Look™.  

He settles for rolling around on his bed and screaming into his pillow. They were definitely friends now. Holy shit, he’s friends with Wangji! He once went to an award show that some of the Untamed cast attended and he managed to get Chifeng-zun to sign his chest. The feeling of those huge and powerful hands on him? It can’t compare to the absolute high he’s on right now.

He rides it all throughout the day, painting on his tablet. He manages to squeeze in a little doodle of Zewu-jun in between finishing up a couple of commissions. He could probably have been a bit more productive and done more with the adrenaline, but every now and then he’d remember the note and spend a couple of minutes shaking off the giddiness. It happens more times than it should for someone his age.

 


 

Wifi @wuxia_n    • 15m
the resentment update killed me. in honor of ZWJ’s epic training the peasants montage, here’s the mulan crossover no one asked for

[ GIF of ZWJ looking out into the moon  ]


Wanyeetin @3du    • 8m
You dropped that way too fast, idiot.


QI WRONG @greengoblin    • 6m
NO FUCKING WAY YOU MADE THAT IN THE 10 MINS SINCE THE UPDATE


Jingyi @chickenwings    • 5m
AUTHENTIC WANGJI IN UBB CONFIRMED?


Xichen | #UNTAMEDBIGBANG @xichen    • 1m
Oh my 🙊

 

 

SINCERELY LEGIT??? @ying_2    • 3m
I have so many questions


Qingqi @xianshu    • 1m
SAME. Secret code?! Legit?? What???

 


 

MM
@dontcallmemianmian

Boston

It’s time to spill the tea

how’d you find out i finished your commission already?

(´。• ω •。`)

it’s in your email

thank you for your patronage

 

You KNOW what I’m talking about

 

He doesn’t know why he’s keeping it to himself. That Wangji is his partner is common knowledge, and how did people think they were collaborating on UBB without talking anyway? He knows all of that, but he still feels a little reluctant to confirm or say anything about it.

Eventually, he will scream to Twitter and the world about his partner’s strange quirks and how amazing his mind works, but for now he wants to keep it to himself. Likely besides Xichen, he’s the only one Wangji’s ever spoken to in fandom.

Wangji’s Fandom Friends, population: 2. He’ll let this inflate his ego for a while longer.

 

MM
@dontcallmemianmian

Fine keep your secrets

Just

If theyre a girl

I call dibs

i dont know what youre talking about

 

We gays have to support each other!!!

Chapter Text

UBB STUFF!

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Wuxian
to: Wangji

ugh im so not looking forward to family dinner tomorrow. on one hand i get to see my sister, but on the other i gotta deal with my aunt who thinks i should drop art entirely and focus on engineering but also keeps roping me into doing designs for the family business like ???

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Wangji
to: Wuxian

Ridiculous.

———

Wuxian
to: Wangji

yea i guess you’d agree with her huh? but it’s not like i’m failing it or anything. despite what you may think i am actually a decent student alright, a lot better than my brother for sure (dont ever tell him i said that). i just dont see why i have to give up art to do well in sciences when i clearly am balancing both rn. If you ask me, the preconceived notion that art is a dropout’s way of life is what’s really ridiculous

———

Wuxian
to: Wangji

anyway check out the bunnies our lab got!! thank you for your contribution to science, bunnies ♪('ε゚人)*.+゜

📎 Attachments:
[bunnies.jpg]

———

Wangji
to: Wuxian

Experiments?

———

Wuxian
to: Wangji

...oh for sure yeah we’re doing some mad testing on these babies… lots of chemicals and terrifying experiments bwahahaha

worried? i’ll spare these cutie pies for you if you give me a replacement test subject! sayyyyy a bunny emoji? /(=╹x╹=)\

———

Wuxian
to: Wangji

really? you wont gimme an emoji? even if it spares poor innocent bunnies?

📎 Attachments:
[bunnies(1).jpg]

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Wuxian
to: Wangji

fffffine i was just kidding, they're here for kinematics, don’t worry they’re safe. i love them too much already

but i swear i’ll get you to use an emoji one day. i already got you to drop the dears and sincerelys!! (・`ω´・ ●)

 


 

Qing MD
oh hey UBB’s set to post the fic summaries today! excited for what wangji has in store

STEP ON ME DAGE
i doubt his fic will be revealed first

MM
tell us what you know @wifi the anticipation is killing us

wifi
you guys need a little faith trust and pixie dust

Qing MD
you’ve seen it then? it’s good?

STEP ON ME DAGE
sksksksk of course it is, it’s from wangji!!

Qing MD
well alright, big expectations

AQing
hey assholes there are other authors participating in this challenge okay it’s not a one man wangji show

_______

WANGJI’S #UBB SOON!!! @ying_2    • 2h
👆 I’M SO HYPED 👆


qiying @onetruequan    • 8m
Isn’t it just the summary and stuff?


WANGJI’S #UBB SOON!!! @ying_2    • 5m
rUMOR HAS IT it’s gonna be  BIG and their fics are always mindbogglingly good so who knows what that incredible brain’s gonna think of next

 


 

Jingyi
@chickenwings

So like, the whole fandom’s about to go nuts. I’ve seen a theory that wangji’s gonna go big and write a shipping fic

SERIOUSLY? HAHAHA!! omg

It’s a load of crap then?

uwu patience young grasshopper

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

I’ll trade info

໒( ” ͠° ʖ̫ °͠ ” )७ i’m listening

 

I know daoshang’s is gonna be “See No Evil” with evil!LFZ betraying and using ZWJ

pfft is this news? daoshang always writes angst and betrayal fics (๑•̆૩•̆) who hurt them lmao

You drive a hard bargain sir

Fine fine, uhh

Airplane’s doing “Demon Way”

now this i wanna hear. YL fic?

Dunno, but now it’s your turn to spill

Wuxian?

???

hello?

omFG COME BACK HERE

 


 

UBB STUFF!

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Wuxian
to: Wangji

a little bird told me daoshang wrote an evil switcheroo LFZ fic. thank god you’re not doing that bc i’d feel terrible for them!! i mean i already feel terrible for me and i’m just making art

———

Wangji
to: Wuxian

I apologise.

———

Wuxian
to: Wangji

huh? what for ( ・◇・)?

———

Wuxian
to: Wangji

omg i dont mean i dont like being your partner! i just meant you’re so amazing i wouldn’t wanna be the one guy writing something similar to yours. it’s already pressure enough that your fic’s gonna be ruined with my shitty art

 


 

Guangyao #UBB @guangyao    • 5h
Hello, everyone! We’ve started rolling out the details of the fics you can expect from the #UBB participating authors on our tumblr! First one up: @scrapgod’s “Inside the Coffin”. Other authors’ works to come!!
untamedbigbang.tumblr.com/post/270069185980


Chengzhu @crimsonrain    • 5h
Congrats, gege! 💝

[ Fanart of Lianfang-zun and Chifeng-zun standing back to back in front of a coffin ]


Xielian | Commissions Open! @scrapgod    • 3h
Oh my!! San Lang!! Thank you!! This is gorgeous 💓 I wish I could draw as well as you!


Chengzhu @crimsonrain    • 3h
You’re already an amazing artist, gege! Writing and art, you’re definitely the best.


Mingjue | UNTAMEDBIGBANG @saberchief    • 3h
If the both of you are done flirting, do we have your permission @crimsonrain to attach that photo in the post?


Chengzhu @crimsonrain    • 3h
If gege thinks it’s alright to put this in his post, go ahead.


Xielian | Commissions Open! @scrapgod    • 3h
That would be amazing! It won’t be unfair to the others, will it?


Guangyao #UBB @guangyao    • 3h
We’ll send an email.

 


 

Untamed Big Bang: Anyone have art?

UBB Team
to bcc: me

Hello all!

How are you doing so far?

As we’re rolling out the first fic details to the public today, we’re wondering if the artists have any artworks related to their fic already (on top of the ones meant for official posting)? We’d love to add it to the posts we’re rolling out, so upload them (PNG/JPG/GIF files only, please) in this shared folder and reply to this thread to let us know!

Of course, this isn’t necessary, and if anyone has strong feelings against this - maybe authors will think it’s unfair because some stories might not have these additional art - please feel free to voice out your opinions in a reply to this email.

We’ll continue posting the fics as per the queue order (decided randomly with a generator again), and if no one has any objections by the end of the week, we’ll edit the published posts and the ones still on queue to include art where it’s available.

We’re also going to take this chance to remind artists that by Day 55, we’ll start to collect the promotional posters for public release on Day 60. We’ll remind you again later with more instructions and the link to the upload folder.

Thank you for your hard work, everyone! Keep it up.

--

Best regards,

Xichen
Coordinator
TW: @xichen
IG: @_x_c
Tblr: @ xchen

 

FWD: Untamed Big Bang: Anyone have art?

Wuxian
to: Wangji

so youve seen all the extra stuff i have. got a favourite that you think’s good enough or should i make something new? i think i can scramble something together

Show quoted text

———

Wangji
to: Wuxian

Do not overexert yourself. There is still the Day 55 deadline to meet and your family dinner.

———

Wuxiam
to: Wangji

yea i guess. sucks you’re stuck with me haha

 


 

Jingyi @chickenwings   • 30m
LOOK OUT FOR “Two butterflies” IN 67 DAYS!!
👇Fic details revealed👇
untamedbigbang.tumblr.com/tagged/sizhui
IM SO PROUD OF U @SIZHUI
and yea ok u too @the_peony even tho you havent done anything and are just riding on his success


Jin Ling @the_peony   • 30m
Excuse me?


Sizhui @sizhui   • 25m
Jingyi, no! Jin Ling really helped out!


Jingyi @chickenwings   • 20m
youre just too kind!!


Zixuan @thepeacock   • 20m
Ignore them, Jin Ling. Make them eat their words later!

 


 

Xichen | #UNTAMEDBIGBANG @xichen   • 1d
To celebrate a full month of #UBB, I’m doing a giveaway with 3 winners! 1st prize is this plushie and all other rewards, charms, postcards and stickers for 2nd, and postcards chibi stickers for 3rd.

[ Photoset of physical reward items and instructions for the giveaway ]


Wifi @wuxia_n   • 15m
AHHH I WANT EM ALL, especially the plushie, can i buy it for prod cost and shipping?? 。・゚゚*(>д<)*゚゚・。 IT LOOKS SO GOOD


Xichen | #UNTAMEDBIGBANG @xichen   • 10m
I’ll trade the plushie for your prints!! 😃


Wifi @wuxia_n   • 10m
what- are you sure?? arent you getting ripped off with just prints, and my shitty prints at that


Xichen | #UNTAMEDBIGBANG @xichen   • 10m
I know someone who really likes your art! It’ll be a nice gift for them. 🥰


Wifi @wuxia_n   • 5m
dont say i didnt warn you 。゚・ (>﹏<) ・゚。

 


 

Jiejie >

 

Yesterday 3:39 PM

See you tomorrow!!

do i have to go (´;д;`) i’ll just meet you for dessert after!!

Laolao promised to be on her best behaviour

madam yu’s family will just give uncle a harder time if i'm there

They’ll give him a hard time even if you weren’t

Today 8:18 PM

Just ignore them. Even mom doesn’t expect you to work for the family after.

she just doesnt want me to compete with jiang cheng

 

Today 11:04 PM

sorry for ruining dinner

I think it went well!

A-Ying, dad’s relationship with mom’s family will always be strained regardless of whether you were there for dinner or not. Even if you fully focus on engineering and decide to work for the family, they’ll still fight.

 


 

Qingyuan !! IAC 2019 !!
.remind #General 6h check out more info on Xiu Ya’s “waiting game” dropping at UBB tumblr!

Nadeko [BOT]
⏰ I will remind #General to check out more info on Xiu Ya’s “waiting game” dropping at UBB tumblr! in 0d 6h 0m

Xiu Ya
Stupid! You just gave away the title!

Qingyuan !! IAC 2019 !!
Oh
Uhh
@Daoshang | UNTAMED BIGBANG how do i delete the reminder

Xiu Ya
Forget it. This is a mess.

Peerless Cucumber
Looking forward to it!

Ming Fan
If it helps, I’m also really excited to see what you’ve got!

Daoshang | UNTAMED BIGBANG
Qingyuan!! You’re tabling at IAC?

 


  

untamedbigbang posted:

Forgetting Envy by Wangji

Title: Forgetting Envy

Author: Wangji

Tentative rating: Gen

Characters/relationships: Yiling Laozu, Hanguang-jun, Ensemble Cast

Genres/Tropes/Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Misunderstandings, Politics, War, Found Family, Friendship, Secrets Revealed, Retelling

Projected word count: 800,000

Summary: Public perception is a vicious thing, and history is rewritten by the winners.

With art by wuxia_n.

———

crippledbride

Wangji is cancelled.

 

27 notes | tagged: #CancelWangji #UBB #theuntamed

 


 

blurryface @sushi    • 30m
Trash meets trash. I told you all Wangji was a shit author, and now we’ve got proof. #UBB #CancelWangji


zxun @ten10s   • 20m
Theyre both canceled. Wuxian’s fucked up this fandom long enough


blurryface @sushi    • 20m
Wait til posting days and people riot, they won’t have the face to post anything again

 


 

Goateeren | UBB
So. Wangji’s fic for UBB. What do we think?

lingwen
rewriting of Yiling Laozu? Probably as a hero
but I could be wrong and it’s some kind of darkfic that follow’s the villains rise and demise

Goateeren | UBB
I wish. Please don’t let it be the first

LQingge
I hate YL but
If anyone can pull it off, they can

Peerless Cucumber
I dont like it already

Goateeren | UBB
You never like any of their fics. Please leave.

Peerless Cucumber
This is #Fanfic, not ‘Wangji-Stans’ so fuck off with that mod power abuse

Goateeren | UBB
Cursing the mod definitely helps

Qi Ying
i dont understand the outrage

lingwen
i’ll dm you @Qi Ying

Goateeren | UBB
I’m personally very disappointed they’re doing this.

LQingge
Ill read it because they havent failed me yet
I probably wont change my mind about YL though

Goateeren | UBB
It’s that Wuxian for sure
Wangji doesnt show up in fandom so they probably got tricked into thinking YL has a salvageable reputation

lingwen
this could either be their worst-received fic yet, or the best
either way, their hits will skyrocket because people will be curious

Goateeren | UBB
Or Wuxian’s influence is worse than we think and Wangji makes a completely misguided fic that everyone hates

LQingge
Hate? Seems unlikely it’ll get that bad. It’s a Wangji fic after all.

Peerless Cucumber
YL symbolises too much crap for redeeming. Wangji bringing this apologist shit in the spotlight looks like they’re condoning all the terrible shit YL does in canon.

lingwen
hmm, all the fics that center on the YL have very few hits and generally terrible stats
they’re also historically the ones that get the most crit no con.

Goateeren | UBB
@Guangyao | UBB you need to give me Wangji’s email, I have to set things right!!!!

Guangyao | UBB
Sorry, Qiren. 😟 We can’t give out their email addresses. You can always comment on their fics to set them straight?

Goateeren | UBB
Honestly what were you guys thinking bringing wuxian on smfh

 


 

thelitgod posted:

Why Wuxia_n is in All the Blocklists

I see this question a lot so I might as well write this here for all the confused souls.

DISCLAIMER: I personally do not have any beef with the guy, nor do I know him.

(EDIT: I’m NOT gonna link to the problematic content either so stop asking!)

So first off, Wuxia_n is an artist on Twitter who primarily shitposts and trolls with iconic posts such as too many bald 3zun to count, unibrow Chifeng-zun, Orochimaru!Yiling Laozu, the one thing you can’t replace, salt and pepper diner, more than one B99 crossover fanarts, and others I can’t recall off the top of my head.

Now, all the memes would be fine, some of them are even hilarious and fantastic additions to fandom, but he also posts NSFW art and that’s where the real issue is.

Not gonna lie, Wuxia_n makes fantastic art, and he draws chiseled muscles and gorgeous dicks. It’s just that the bodies sometimes belong to de-aged characters or set in the past so they’re in their early teens .

So you might be wondering: a couple of squicky fanart might get you on a couple of blocklists, but all of them ?

He has a history of causing mayhem in all his fandoms (see: Alpha trolling in Homestuck, shipwars in Voltron, Rule 34 in MLP !!! to name a few).

What he’s most known for in Untamed is his Yin Hufu doujinshi, you’ve probably seen parts of it or links to it around, even. It’s the one involving an underaged Yiling Laozu and Hanguang-jun of all people and non- and dub-con themes. Like, multiple panels and pages of NSFW content that had many people up in arms about.

When it first came out, it tore fandom apart. It was an absolute warzone. Some brave people initially came out in support of it but they were quickly suppressed. It lead to some terrible doxxing. Dark times for all of us, honestly.

Wuxia_n has been very vocal in fanboying about that scum villain. If you scroll through his Twitter page at any given moment, I can bet you’ll find at least three Yiling Laozu original fanart with one scroll.

@drqing and @sushi have very good manifestos about this terrible character. As you may have noticed in the first five minutes after joining the fandom, people kind of really hate Yiling Laozu.

People who make blocklists aren’t known to be very tolerant in the first place, so you can imagine why that doujinshi, coupled with everything else he does regularly, and his general unapologetic and irreverent attitude, gets him into quite a lot of people’s shit lists.

 

12 notes | tagged: #the untamed #untamed #lingwen’s guide to the untamed fandom #CancelWangji

 


 

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Bai Ruoyao on Chapter 10
Can’t wait to see your UBB fic blow up in your face lol

Goateeren on Chapter 10
I don’t know how much you know, but a YL redemption fic is the worst thing you can do. Please reconsider! Maybe drop out or find another partner entirely. That Wuxia_n is trouble. You have a responsibility to your impressionable followers not to spread the YL apologist propaganda.

33leggedman on Chapter 10
I HAD SO MUCH FAITH IN YOU T_T PLEASE DONT DO THIS

BailingO on Chapter 10
your ubb fic aint it chief :(

BJ A x DG on Chapter 10
YL is really bad u kno, maybe… don’t?

BlackRobeEnvoy on Chapter 10
Your fics are great, but your UBB plan might be a bad idea…

GREEN GOBLIN on Chapter 10
YOURE CANCELLED. YL APOLOGIST!

duanyuyang on Chapter 10
terrible move for the big bang dude :v

husky on Chapter 10
Dont you wish you could turn back time and redo your fic summary - actually wait you should be a big enough name to do that

               Goateeren on Chapter 10
               THIS! Lots of people would back you up if you wanna redo. It’s not too late!!

wo de he tian on Chapter 10
You really should just ignore Wuxian’s shit and redo the fic.

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Xuan Ji @mshavisham    • 20m
Why we should make a stand against this Yiling Laozu apologist propaganda. A THREAD.


Xuan Ji @mshavisham    • 20m
Yiling Laozu masterminded genocide. Yes, Chief Sect Leader Ruohan was maniacal, ruthless, power-hungry, and definitely needed to be stopped. BUT. It doesn’t justify YL’s indiscriminate mass murder in the Nightless City.


Xuan Ji @mshavisham    • 19m
Collateral damage is unavoidable in wars, but the extent to which he conducted his undead army was uncalled for. We live in a time where the people in the middle are painted black and white, overshadowed by the extremists.


Xuan Ji @mshavisham    • 18m
He spurred on the rebellion by perpetuating the idea that the people in the Nightless City were less than human, that they were dogs. He dehumanised an entire group of people.


Xuan Ji @mshavisham    • 17m
It is too irresponsible, even dangerous, for us to normalise his actions. To idolise his character. To try and provide some context or justify his actions. Whatever his intentions, it doesn’t erase the fact that he massacred an entire people.


Xuan Ji @mshavisham    • 16m
I was a Wangji fan. They write so well, plots that are so well woven, each fic centred around themes of virtue and righteousness. I thought this author would be smarter than this. Very disappointed in Wangji.


MM @dontcallmemianmian    • 11m
oh boohoo cry me a river, snowflake. It’s a damn fic.


nong qiao @zhengchuo    • 9m
@wuxia_n you should read this and fix this shitshow. Don’t drag Wangji down with you.


MM @dontcallmemianmian    • 11m
wow okay fuck you, dick move. at least have the balls to tag him with your actual account. OR AT LEAST GET A BETTER TROLL ACCOUNT

 


 

Apologies

Wuxian
to: UBB Team

I apologise for causing such a mess. Don’t worry, I’ll bow out from the challenge without a fuss. You can say I strong-armed Huaisang into letting me in, if that helps salvage this.

Extend my apologies to my partner. I’m sure you guys can find another artist better suited to working with Wangji.

Sorry.

———

UBB Team
to: Wuxian

Hi Wuxian!

Please don’t worry about it. The fuss will die over soon enough. We’d much prefer it if you continue on!

--

Kind regards,

UBB Team

 


 

Xichen | #UNTAMEDBIGBANG
@xichen

Hi Wuxian! Did you see our reply to your email yesterday? We’d love to keep you on if you’re still interested in the challenge. Don’t pay any mind to the fanfare.

You’re not the only artist getting attacked. In fact, we owe you an apology for exposing you to this.

Huaisang told you I knew Wangji in real life, right?

Trust me, you’re a great team.

 


 

Ningning @Ying_2    • 20m
If only they told me #UBB was where i could snag myself a lover


Mingyan @veils    • 19m
Are you talking about what I think you’re talking about


Ningning @Ying_2    • 17m
""Forgetting Envies"" How… close… did these two work together


Mingyan @veils    • 20m
The title can’t be a coincidence


Ningning @Ying_2    • 20m
If I knew sparks flew at #UBB, idve definitely signed up even if my writing is shit 😭


Mingyan @veils    • 20m
Let’s sign up next time 😭


Sha Hualing @princessbelle    • 15m
Are you two out of your minds?? Wangji and Wuxian? The hell?


Ningning @Ying_2    • 15m
Theyre not the only ones? Xielian and Chengzhu have been going at it everywhere


Sha Hualing @princessbelle    • 15m
That’s not new?? Pretty sure the draw was rigged for those two, everyone knows they’re fucking so there’s fanservice from them to get our attention


Ningning @Ying_2    • 15m
Blackwater and leaf are rule 63ing in their UBB even though blackwater has publicly mentioned many times how they hate that trope


Sha Hualing @princessbelle    • 10m
source


Ningning @Ying_2    • 15m
UBB tumblr posted deets on “dream on” today and one of the tags was genderbend, i feel the love considering it’s leaf’s favourite trope


Sha Hualing @princessbelle    • 10m
Lady, those two hate each other? That’s a slight step up from Wangji who doesn’t even acknowledge Wuxian’s existence (or anyone else’s for that matter)


Ningning @Ying_2    • 10m
Look, I clearly can’t change your mind, and you can’t change mine. This is fandom, we’re allowed to disagree on ships.


Sha Hualing @princessbelle    • 10m
Okayy stay delusional

 


 

huaisang
Wuxian??
You okay??
This isn’t much of an issue, I swear
We’re getting more complaints from today’s post about Daoshang’s see no evil
It’s mostly from AQing  complaining about Xue Yang
She’s apparently recruited Song Lan now
So please continue on!
Wuxian?
Xichen’s getting a little worried because you didn’t reply to his dms
Actually we all are

 


 

Lan Zhan has been staring at a blinking cursor on his laptop while casting furtive glances at his phone for most of the day. Wuxian’s last message is from the night before, and although Wuxian knows Lan Zhan always sleeps early, it’s never stopped him from sending random messages over the night. Lan Zhan has been waking up to his messages for weeks now, so the sudden silence is… disconcerting.

He dislikes fandom for many things. For example, people throw form out the window and speak as they like without fear of consequence. The anonymity emboldens people to say what they like and not be held accountable, encourages them to be careless with their words and actions. When faced with a problem, they can just cut all their ties, escape and disappear.

People don’t owe anyone anything online, they can’t be tied down, and that kind of chaos is just too much for him. But Wuxian has so seamlessly integrated himself as part of his day that Lan Zhan forgets he doesn’t really know him until he goes silent and Lan Zhan doesn’t know why.

It’s stupid that he’s this worked up over it. Wuxian could just be caught up with art or his family, or any number of things he’s complained about before, and even if something happened over dinner, there’s very little Lan Zhan can actually do about it anyway. He still can’t shake off the worry, so he hopes Wuxian sends something soon.  

 

UBB Stuff!

[ view 161 messages in this thread ]

Wangji
to: Wuxian

I have not received your response to my previous emails.

———

Wangji
to: Wuxian

Do not worry about the extra art. Focus on your family.

———

Wangji
to: Wuxian

I apologise. I was not agreeing with your aunt before.

———

Wangji
to: Wuxian

It would be a privilege to have your works in mine.

———

Wangji
to: Wuxian

The UBB Team informed me of what happened. It isn’t your fault.

 


 

Jiang Cheng >

Yesterday 2:28 PM

staying over at a friend’s, not coming home

the fuck? who?

Today 9:18 PM

where the flying fuck are you??

answer your damn phone

i swear to fucking god

 


 

UBB Stuff!

[ view 169 messages in this thread ]

Wangji
to: Wuxian

Are you alright?

 


 

🔁 Xichen | #UNTAMEDBIGBANG, Huaisang #UNTAMEDBIGBANG, Wanyeetin retweeted

Wangji @wangji_    • 3m
@wuxia_n Where are you?

 

 

Chapter Text

Jingyi
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

MEE6 [BOT]
@Jingyi has been warned
reason: mass emoji

Jingyi
I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOU MEE6
twitter.com/wangji
?????????????????? IS THIS FOR REAL

STEP ON ME DAGE
HUAISANG RTED THEIR TWEET

MM
@Huaisang | UNTAMED BIG BANG
tell us what you know 🔪

Huaisang | UNTAMED BIG BANG
Oh dear
Well

Ozz
Hurry up we need the tea

Huaisang | UNTAMED BIG BANG
I can’t tell you my source
But I have it on good authority that it’s real

MM
SKSKSKSKSKSKS
THE ACCOUNT ALREADY HAS 200+ FOLLOWERS

Mingyan
AND IT’S ONLY FOLLOWING ONE PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERES ONLY ONE TWEET SINCE IT APPEARED YESTERDAY
[Screenshot_Twitter.jpg]

MM
OMG WHAT IS GOING ON
@wuxian WHERETF ARE YOU

Ningning
IVE BEEN SUMMONED BY WANGXIAN
Naysayers will rot

Jingyi
oh no are you guys… shipping them?

Ozz
Too bad wangji can’t summon wuxian lmao

Ningning

Airplane bro
err isn’t wuxian shitting rainbows gay and a guy?
pretty sure wangji’s a woman

MM
--ship wuxian wangji

Yggdrasil [BOT]
💗MATCHMAKING💗
🔻 wuxian
🔺 wangji
99% `██████████ ` Amazing 😍

Ozz
well, if the bot has spoken XD

Ningning
Wangxian is a thing, watch it happen, antis

MM
can I join the club 🙋

Mingyan
welcome aboard sister

 


 

Wen Ning tentatively approaches the figure slumped on his couch with a fresh pot of tea. “This is your fifth mug of tea. Maybe you should eat something?”

“I have exams, this is me cramming,” Wei Ying says, not looking up from his textbooks. “Thanks for letting me crash here.”

Wen Ning doesn’t point out the fact that Wei Ying has received distinctions with far less work before. His friend showed up at his doorstep earlier this week saying he needed to get away from home to really focus on work and Wen Ning apparently lives far enough away from the city and all its distractions. Wei Ying’s eyes were rimmed red and swollen, his voice cracked at every other word, and Wen Ning couldn’t gather up enough courage to ask about anything more.

The two of them sit in silence for a moment, Wei Ying making adjustments to the graphs on his laptop with every flip of his textbook and Wen Ning sipping his own tea.

“You know, as shitty as the fandoms we’ve been in were, I’d probably still go through it again because I got to meet really great people,” Wei Ying starts, unprompted.

“O-Oh. You mean Wang—”

“You,” Wei Ying cuts him off. He catches his own sharp tone and softens up, lightly punching Wen Ning on the shoulder. “I’m talking about you, silly. Who else has suffered as many shitstorms with me but you?”

Wen Ning rubs his nose and looks down sadly. He met Wei Ying years ago in a different fandom. Back then, he could barely muster the courage to post his art, and would quickly take his posts down a few days later because he’d lose confidence. Unfortunately, tumblr was still new enough that reuploading art was commonplace, and he’d see his deleted stuff turn up again. “I— Didn’t I cause quite a few of your problems? You’re the amazing one, sticking up for a stranger on the internet.”

“You’re an incredible artist! The nerve of those assholes to reupload your stuff and even fuckin’ edit your art! Like somehow that’s going to excuse them from having to credit you,” Wuxian fumes.

Wen Ning wisely doesn’t say that the edited versions of his art looked way better than the original. Instead, he says, “Still… You got a lot of hate from that.”

“So what? What do those people know about me? They can hate all they want… I don’t care what they say about me, but it’s different when they talk shit about my friends.”

Wen Ning thinks that’s both the best and worst thing about Wei Ying. He cares so fiercely for the people around him and leaves nothing for himself. He’s quick to take up arms to protect the ones he loves, so when it seems like he’s causing them trouble, he’s just as quick to believe strangers and turn on himself.

“Wei Ying, you’re the best friend I’ve ever had,” Wen Ning says, coming to a decision. If he’s not going to take care of himself, then Wen Ning’s going to do it for him.

“Please don’t go sentimental on me,” Wei Ying replies, looking a bit alarmed. But he sees the determined look in Wen Ning’s face and decides to brace himself for the sappy conversation to follow. “You’re my best friend too, okay? Family aside, of course. It’s a little funny how close you can get to someone online. Like, they don’t really know you, but they can also know you better than most people in real life. Sometimes it’s even easier to talk to you than my own family.”

“What about Jiang Cheng?”

“Jiang Cheng… I owe his family too much. I can’t burden him with my breakdowns too.” Wei Ying turns his attention back to his laptop, unwilling to continue the conversation.

Wen Ning sighs and stands up. “That’s what family is all about.”

As he leaves, he gives Wei Ying one last look. Wen Ning really hopes he won’t regret what he’s going to do.

 


 

MM
@dontcallmemianmian

Ho ly shit

Wangji just DMed me

I. SPOKE. TO. WANGJI.

IM FREAKING OUT

THEY ASKED ME IF YOU WERE OKAY

FINALLY SOMETHING GOOD OUT OF BEING FRIENDS WITH YOU

That's a joke

Come back alreadyyy. I want to throw more money at you for porn :(

 



XUANYU TABLE52C@IAC @heiyu    • 15m
i’m baaaaaaaack what the fuck did i miss


Zixuan
@thepeacock    • 13m
Wuxian’s been AWOL for 2 weeks now and Wangji made a twitter account to look for him


XUANYU TABLE52C@IAC
@heiyu    • 11m
hOLD UP WHAT? like the author Wangji??? reclusive, never seen anywhere but AO3 wangji?? wuxian’s missing?? why are these two connected??


Qin Su
@yourelizaschuyler    • 101m
Wuxian and Wangji got paired for #UBB


XUANYU TABLE52C@IAC
@heiyu    • 10m
I MISSED OUT ON A CHANCE TO BE WITH WANGJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?!


Qin Su
@yourelizaschuyler    • 9m
Maybe next time?


Zixuan
@thepeacock    • 9m
Bold of you to assume there’s going to be a UBB2 after this mess


XUANYU TABLE52C@IAC
@heiyu    • 5m
so who’s wangji’s partner now??


Qin Su
@yourelizaschuyler    • 4m
Officially still Wuxian


XUANYU TABLE52C@IAC
@heiyu    • 3m
UPDATE @huaisang @xichen @saberchief??

 


 

Lan Huan closes his eyes and rubs his temples. His brother sits across him, serenely sipping his tea and typing at his phone. If he hazards a guess, it’s probably another message to Wuxian. As if hearing his thoughts, Lan Zhan briefly glances up from his phone to give Lan Huan A Look. Now who taught him that? Can people teach attitude over the internet? Lan Huan clearly underestimated Wuxian’s prowess.

He sighs. “You can just say it.”

Lan Zhan pockets his phone and looks his brother in the eye. “I told you so.”

“Alright. Fandom can be… is… a bit toxic. Staying out of it is a valid choice,” Lan Huan says, wincing. Maybe the pointed silence and looks were better after all. “I think I liked it better when I could filter out what fandom drama you’d be aware of. But for your information, since you’re not following anyone but Wuxian, things are getting better. People have gotten over it already.”

Lan Huan also liked it better when his brother followed him around everywhere and Lan Huan could do no wrong in his eyes. Now his brother's all grown up, catching feelings and not following him back.

“Yes. If you search for Wuxian’s name on Twitter, the last complaint is from last week,” Lan Zhan says, like stalking a person’s search results was a completely normal thing to do. Well, it is, but no one admits it that brazenly. Lan Huan really needs to give him a crash course on social media before he runs amok.

“Yes, well, despite that, there’s been radio silence from Wuxian. I’ll have to see if Huaisang can cover. Maybe he and I can split the workload.”

“What for?” Lan Zhan asks. “Wuxian will come back.”

His brother was resolute, and Lan Huan didn’t have it in him to voice his doubts. “Well, when they come back, I’ll teach you social media etiquette. You can’t just slide into Wuxian’s friends’ DMs asking them if they know if Wuxian’s alright…”

 


 

huaisang
What are we going to do?

Guangyao
This is the perfect opportunity to cut him out. It’s not our fault he’s gone off.

Xichen
Hm. Wangji seems to think Wuxian will be back. I suspect he won’t be amenable to taking a new partner. In any case, he’s willing to soldier on with the fic alone.

Guangyao
Then he can work alone. We should probably disassociate ourselves from Wuxian. It’s bad for the challenge.

Mingjue
What the fuck are you talking about. He’s a fan just like everyone here. He’s no fucking less of a person just because his tastes are different. Who are you to judge?

Xichen
Mingjue, calm down. Guangyao isn’t judging him. He’s just concerned about the younger fans who might see Wuxian’s rather… questionable content.

Mingjue
No, he’s worried this is going to affect the other participants and ruin his rep. He has delusions of grandeur. Don’t think I didn’t catch on to what you’re doing, Guangyao.

Guangyao
I honestly don’t know what you’re getting at.

Mingjue
You know what I mean.
This whole challenge was your idea to try and rub shoulders with the popular creators and get more clout. That’s why you were so insistent about doing the promotions and posting.

Guangyao
That’s ridiculous. I just suggested a fun challenge to jumpstart some fandom activity. What’s so terrible about that?

Xichen
Everyone calm down. We’ll keep the slot open for Wuxian, and if he doesn’t come back in time, Wangji will just go without a partner.

 


 

Wei Ying sleeps like the dead, which is why he can live on couches just fine. It helps that he’s a perpetually overworked student with a fucked-up circadian rhythm. He can sleep peacefully even as Wen Ning goes about his day — until he hears loud barking right by his ear.

He jolts awake, his screams choked back by the feeling of his heart in his throat. The barking stops, but it takes a while for his brain to register that and properly boot back up from sleep and extreme fear. He knows someone’s speaking, but he only catches the tail end of the tirade.

“...deserved that.”

When his vision clears, there’s just Jiang Cheng with his signature frown and crossed arms, no dog in sight. His brother has his phone in one hand, which was probably where the barking came from.

Wei Ying scowls and looks around for his traitor of a friend who is nowhere to be found. He lets go of his tight grip on the back of the couch and steps down from his perch atop it, picking up a pillow to throw at his brother. “Fuck off, why are you even here? I can’t believe Wen Ning sold me off. How fucking close did you two get for him to betray his best friend?”

Jiang Cheng grabs him by the collar, his frown more menacing up close. “He’s doing what best friends are supposed to do, you fucking idiot. You’ve been ignoring jie’s texts and calls. You haven’t been home in two weeks, fine, go ruin your life for all I care, but don’t you ghost her .”

Wei Ying shoves him off and straightens his shirt, refusing to meet his eyes.

“For all that you’re supposed to be some kind of genius, you’re an absolute idiot. I don’t fucking envy you at all. Do you even care what’s happening at home since you’ve been away?”

Wei Ying grits his teeth and still doesn’t say anything, still doesn’t look at him. Jiang Cheng wants to punch him.

“Mom and dad kept fighting, like usual,” he says, slowly. He tries to even his breathing and calm down, his sister’s voice replaying in his head warning him not to act rashly. She had threatened to make the trip all the way back here to pick up this idiot if he didn’t do it properly.

Wei Ying finally looks up at him, worry all over his face. The idiot looks like he’s about to cry. “I- I’m sorry—”

“No one told them you were missing. They had no clue. Do you understand?” Jiang Cheng cuts Wei Ying off before he could make any more dumb assumptions. Fucking Wei Ying and his assumptions. “We didn’t tell them to prove a point. They are going to fight no matter what you do. You’re not the centre of the universe, Wei Ying. So get over yourself and come back home so jie and I can get on with our lives. And maybe talk to that Wangji of yours, because their world might actually revolve around you. Fucking creep.”

Wei Ying slumps on the couch and buries his head in his hands. His shoulders shake and oh shit oh shit oh shit he’s honest to god crying. All the alarm bells go off in Jiang Cheng’s head as he tries not to panic. He’s well versed with most of the How to Care for Your Own Wei Ying instruction manual, since it’s often Jiang Cheng’s job to fix him when he breaks, but he never got to the chapter on What Happens When Your Wei Ying Cries because this shit is beyond his pay grade.

“If you’ve got anything to be sorry for, it’s for being a drama queen,” Jiang Cheng eventually says, and he cringes as soon as the words leave his mouth. Maybe he should have brought their sister after all.

Thankfully, Wei Ying’s sobs taper off into a weak chuckle. “You’re… terrible… at this.”

“Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me so deal with it,” Jiang Cheng grumbles.

Wei Ying wipes his face on his shirt, snot and all. Disgusting. “You’re never… going to get a girlfriend or boyfriend like this, Jiang Cheng.”

And just like that, everything’s alright again.

“Shut up. Now get your things and let’s go. We’ve imposed on Wen Ning long enough.”


 

BFF >

you sold me out!!!! ( ̄曲 ̄)

but i forgive u

thanks

I’m sorry TTTT

dw dw i get why you did it

you were tired of me freeloading ( Ŏ 艸Ŏ)

That’s not it!!!

I swear!!

You can stay however long you like!!

Please stay!

I just wanted you to be okay!

HAHAHA

i’m kidding

just a lil payback

you’re my best friend ♥(>ω・)ノ

thanks for having my back

jiang cheng and i worked it out

That’s great!! I’m so happy for you two.

I’ll repay the favour when we meet for IAC?

you better not be thinking about arranging accommodations

you’re staying with us for the weekend \ ( @^◇ ^@)/

^^;;;;

 


 

After thanking Wen Ning for being awesome, he spends the rest of the drive back home sorting through the mess that is his inbox and notifications. When Wei Ying sees how many of them are Wangji’s replies to their email thread, Wei Ying is floored. “Holy shit.”

Jiang Cheng snorts. “Are you online? Yeah, the whole internet broke when Wangji signed up for Twitter a week or so after you ran off.”

Dead silence. Jiang Cheng chances a look at the dumbfounded Wei Ying beside him. “What? Isn’t that what you were looking at?”

Wei Ying picks his jaw up from where it’s wedged on the floor. “Um? No?!

“Err. So yeah. They made a Twitter account. Only following you. Only got one tweet, too, asking about where you were.” He’s not going to lie. He enjoys Wangji’s fics, but he can count on one hand the number of people who actually look for Wei Ying when he’s being a drama queen, and with the exception of their sister, everyone on that list is more than a little weird. Just look at Wen Ning. “They even messaged me if I knew where you were. I said I did but I wasn’t going to tell them. To be fair, they didn’t push, they just asked if you were alright.”

And?! What did you say?! I swear to fucking god if you told him I was being a mess—”

Jiang Cheng snorts. “I doubt that’s going to change their opinion of you. I told them you’re never alright, but that it’s your default state so they didn’t need to worry.”

Wei Ying wails about his ruined reputation as he frantically scrolls and taps at his phone. Wangji’s unbelievable—people disappear off the internet all the time! Wei Ying needs to properly familiarise Wangji with that phenomenon. Now that he’s got social media, Wangji’s more accessible than ever. His Fandom Friends Population size is going to skyrocket, and a lucky few will likely be allowed to stick around and be permanent residents like Wei Ying, but Wen Nings don’t happen to everyone: Fandom friends are great, but most of them are effervescent, and he needs to prepare Wangji for that.

Jiang Cheng fills him in as best as he can about what happened while he was off the grid, but most of Wei Ying’s mind is focused on listing all the things he has to do.

First off, he’s going to apologise to Wangji—wait. Before that, he’s going to fucking make the art that Wangji’s fic announcement post deserves, and then he’s going to offer his apologies and hope to god they’re accepted. After that, he’ll reply to everyone and see if the UBB Team will take him back.

 


 

Xichen | #UNTAMEDBIGBANG
@xichen

Wangji won’t take another partner and is willing to do this solo, so you can take your time. Come back when you’re ready.

hi xichen, i’m really sorry for the mess. thanks for leaving my spot open. i appreciate the chance to stay on the challenge

Wuxian!!! It’s no problem at all. So good to hear from you. How are you?

i’m alright. youre too kind! if it’s not too late, i’ve uploaded some stuff to the drive for wangji’s fic details post?

No problem at all!

oh wait should i do this on email instead? to formalise things?

Haha! No need. I’ll take care of everything! Have you spoken to Wangji yet?

uhh yeah i’m writing him an email right now

ngl i’m a bit nervous

Don’t be. They’ll be very glad to hear from you, I can assure you that.

 


 

UBB Stuff!

[ view 178 messages in this thread ]

Wuxian
to: Wangji

Hi, so first off, I’m really sorry for just going AWOL on you. I emailed the UBB team, but I didn’t have the face to talk to you until now. I caused a whole shitstorm that I left you to deal with on your own. If you’re still willing to have me, I have all these ready for the poster drop.

📎 Attachments:
[sorry.jpg]

———

Wuxian
to: Wangji

I DID NOT MEAN TO SEND YOU PORN I MESSED UP THE FILE NAMES

📎 Attachments:
[forgive me.jpg]

———

Wangji
to: Wuxian

Welcome back.

———

Wuxian
to: Wangji

wait that’s it? you need to lecture me or i’ll still feel terrible

———

Wangji
to: Wuxian

No need. I am just glad you are okay.

 


 

Wangji
@wangji_

you cant just forgive me that easily! i wont stand for it

Hello.

i cant believe you have a twitter account now though, this is great!! what do you think?

I have not used it much.

i noticed!! you’re still using the default twitter icon

hey let me make you something to use as a profile photo!!

Wuxian, you do not need to make up for anything.

you say that but i WANT to, it’d be an honour

Let me pay you then. That is how commissions work, yes?

ABSOLUTELY NOT

precisely because you are kind enough to offer that

and even if we werent friends, you would be the exception to the whole no promotion as pay rule

you sporting my art is the biggest compliment and promotion i could ever imagine

oh

wait you don’t have to if you don’t want to

i don’t mind. i’m fully aware of the reputation of my brand lmao

you don’t have to tie yourself to that

sorry for insisting

It would be my honour as well to use your art, thank you.

oh

okay hah

um

so

what did you have in mind?

I love everything you make.

that’s cute, but i’m serious

lesson number one in fandom social media, when you want art from an artist, it always helps to give us an idea of what to make

so hm

your icon’s supposed to reflect your identity and brand, something like that

what do you want to be?

Bunnies.

...gotta be honest, that’s not what i expected

Do you not like them anymore?

what?

no no

i can draw them just fine.

you’re just pretty amazing so i thought something grand and poetic, but bunnies are cute!!

and so are youuuu

alright bunny icons coming right up

and wangji?

thank you

No need.

 


 

Wangji @wangji_    • 8d
@wuxia_n Where are you?


MXY TABLE52C@IAC
@heiyu    • 30m
wHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU YOU LUCKY BASTARD @wuxia_n


Wifi
@wuxia_n    • 23m
in wangji’s heaaaart (ノ≧▽≦)ノ~~~~


Jingyi
@chickenwings    • 20m
HOLY SHIT WHAT SORCERY @heiyu NO ONE’S HEARD FROM HIM IN 13 DAYS AND YOU JUST SUMMONED HIM???


MXY TABLE52C@IAC
@heiyu    • 20m
i’m just fabulous *cackling*


MM @dontcallmemianmian    • 20m
WELCOME BACK BITCH @wuxia_n


wifi
@wuxia_n    • 18m
you cant get rid of me that easily

 

Huaisang #UNTAMEDBIGBANG @huaisang    • 17m
just in time for the #UBB poster reveal!! @wuxia_n


Wifi
@wuxia_n    • 16m
Oo。。( ̄¬ ̄*) no rest for the wicked


Xichen | #UNTAMEDBIGBANG
@xichen    • 14m
Oh, you weren’t resting all this while?


Wifi
@wuxia_n    • 14m
anyone ever tell you you’re scary? (≡人≡;)


Master Qiren @goateeren    • 14m
SIGH. Back to normal, I suppose.

 

🔁 Wangji retweeted

Wifi @wuxia_n    • 24m
welcome to twitter, partner @wangji_ ♡\( ̄▽ ̄)/♡

 

Ningning @ying_2    • 14m
👀👀 🥶😈


Mingyan
@veils    • 12m
I SEE.


Jingyi
@chickenwings    • 12m
i... i’ve been spending way too much time with you two that i understand what this means 🤦‍♂️

 


 

Zxun
okay “wangji’s” twitter account is super sus
it’s got ONE tweet and the other is an rt from wuxian
how sure are we this isn’t just a sock puppet

Zixuan
Dude, seriously, give it a rest.

MM
theyre the real deal… about as real as 🥶😈

Qing MD
is that a game of thrones thing?

Ningning
MM!!!!! 🥶😈!!!!!!!

Airplane bro
ice… demon…. i think i’m familiar with this

MM
because Wangji is icy and cold as hell, and wuxian is… well… lmao

Airplane bro
nevermind

MM
what were you thinking of?

Airplane bro
never you mind, go back to your shipping

Mingyan
THEY’RE MUTUALS
THE FEELINGS ARE TOO

 


 

UBB Promotional Poster Reminder

UBB Team
to bcc: me

Hello everyone!

Congratulations on persevering to Day 50! We’ve had quite a rough few weeks but we’ll soldier on. We’re almost there.

Most of our email blasts thus far have been addressing the authors, talking about author deadlines, requirements, and such. If the artists have been feeling a little left out, well, it’s your time to shine now!

Consider this your reminder about the Day 55 deadline for submissions of the promotional posters. Please upload your PNG/JPG/GIF files to this shared folder. While we are aware that most of you have more than one artwork ready, we’ll have to ask you to save the rest for the actual reveal. For now, please upload one file only, and we know we forgot to mention it last time, but could you please label the file with your names?

As always, we’ll be randomly drawing the order for posting. The first post will be on Day 60 and one will be posted every day after.

For any clarifications, reply to this email!

--

Kind regards,

Xichen
Coordinator
TW: @xichen
IG: @_x_c
Tblr: @xchen

 


 

Wangji
@wangji_

lesson number two: emojis, an integral part of social media language

you think i’m joking, but there’s a science to this now

 

Hieroglyphs?

close but not quite!!

i see why you went there though

it’s more psychology than linguistics

when we communicate in person, info’s usually received from both verbal and non-verbal cues

Irrelevant. What needs to be said should be and will be said.

somehow i knew you were going to say something like that

but even in an ideal world where everything that needs to be said will be said, body language and facial cues provide important context that our brains will automatically pick up on and translate

really simplified, emojis are the digital manifestations of those non-verbal cues

still following?

👍

i

okay i should have expected that

anyway the archaic version of modern day emojis are the smileys :D

which are sometimes just shortcut keys to getting the emojis

Misuse of punctuation, and should be obsolete if emojis have become commonplace.

depends on your aesthetic

anyway sometimes smileys can have a different connotation

but that’s too nuanced for this crash course

you will just learn it the more you interact online

I am already familiar with them since they are your preferred choice.

ohoho but that’s where you’re wrong

i dont use smileys, i use kaomojis

they are similar to smileys but more eastern and also way cuter

perfect to use on a cutie like youu  ☆⌒(≧▽° )

You use them with everyone.

i

well

you’re not wrong

hm okay how about this

flowers for youu (˵◕ ɛ ◕˵✿)

i’ll only use these extra cute ones on you (ᅌᴗᅌ✿)


 

Huaisang #UNTAMEDBIGBANG @huaisang    • 45m
It’s going to be BIG

IAC 2019 @immortalalliancecon
We can’t believe it!! We’ve SOLD OUT tickets this early. You guys are awesome! If you guys didn’t get the chance to snag tickets, we’re working with city officials to see if we can accommodate more people.


XUANYU TABLE52C@IAC
@heiyu    • 30m
holy cow i think i need to order more merch

 

Xichen | #UNTAMEDBIGBANG @xichen    • 10m
Manhua designs for Chifeng-zun’s character are out! Thoughts?

Bring back bara  ☑ ██████████    98%
Lean meat is okay  █                                   2%
23 votes • Final results


Huaisang #UNTAMEDBIGBANG
@huaisang    • 7m
RIP thighs that could crush us


Mingjue
@saberchief    • 3m
Life hack: get your own muscles to appreciate

 

Wifi @wuxia_n    • 12m
in memory of the bara CFZ we wanted but did not deserve
[ Buff Chifeng-zun with bulging muscles ascending ]


Wangji
@wangji_    • 7m
Captain Holt is Devastated


Wifi
@wuxia_n    •    6m
SLJLKDJCFSDLK WHO TAUGHT YOU GIFS did you cheat on me GASP  ( ˃̣̣̥﹏˂̣̣̥ ✿)


Wangji
@wangji_    • 5m
You based some art off this show. I asked my brother about it and we watched it together. He saw me attach a screen-capture from the episode just now and told me you would appreciate this better.


Ningning @ying_2    •    3m
ZWJ and CFZ have nothing on this A+ flirting 😭 so blessed


MM
@dontcallmemianmian    •    3m
what a time to be alive

 

Xichen | #UNTAMEDBIGBANG @xichen    •    2m
😂 I don’t know what to say. What does someone have to do to get a followback around here?


Mingjue
@saberchief   •  2m
Just ask. I can’t imagine anyone saying no to you.


Xichen | #UNTAMEDBIGBANG
@xichen   •  1m
Oh you’d be surprised how many times I’ve been rejected.


Mingjue
@saberchief   •  3s
I really would be surprised, seeing as how I can’t see myself doing that.

 


 

XUANYU TABLE52C@IAC
@heiyu

sooo you’re friends with wangji right

it’s great to see you again xuanyu, welcome back, i’m alright, thanks for asking

oh you know i love you, we’re garbage bin buddies, but fr you’re tight with wangji yeah?

more or less…

i won’t like where this is going, will i?

so i might have… found something i wasn’t meant to see

???

exposing this would be fandom suicide

fragrantpalace.livejournal.com/04019.html