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Read this or die?!?!

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POKÉMON TEXT BATTLE START: 

 

trainer music plays. 

 

Trainer#1 locks eyes with Trainer#2 

 

Trainer#1: wha-at?!? Iida? Why are you here?

 

Trainer#2: I don't know Shinsou. 

 

Trainer#1: oh I see, rite. Wait where zuku and

Kami?

 

Trainer#2: I don't know either my phone is

mess up and I can't get out of the texting app

 

Admin: of course you can't you need to battle

it out through texting and one must win. Yay!

And then maybe just maybe it will return back

to normal. >)  also midoriya and kaminari are

stuck too :p bye toodles~ 

 

 

Trainer#2: WHAT???? WHO WAS THAT?

 

Trainer#1: no no Iida this is the way to say it 

WHO THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT BITCH?

;) I feel goood~ also we have pokéballs. 

 

Trainer#2: Why am I stuck with you. Where

is Midoriya when you need him.

 

Trainer1#: zuku, is in the classroom looking

piss. ... oh, we should start the battle..

 

Trainer#1 throws it's pokeball.

 

Trainer#1: it's... ... skitty? A green one. ... 

 

Skitty: FUCKING finally, I can access the

texting app. Toshi your dead and Iida is also

dead @trainer#2 send out your pokemon.