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Jace Gets Cockblocked

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“So Clary what is a sexy, badass, awesome-”
“Arrogant, self-centered, narcissistic-”
“Lewis keep out of my conversations with Clary!”
“Sorry I've got to go Jace. See you later.”
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*Jace has his back to Clary*
“I appreciate the -”
“We got a lead on Valentine. We need to go.”
*Clary runs towards Alec to gear up as Jace turns around*
“whole flirting thing you’ve got going on but I’m a sure thing. Clary? Where did you go?”
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“Do girls swoon for you often? Because you are the worst flirt I have ever met Jace Wayland.”
“Yes all the time. But if you swooned I’d-.”
“I’ve got it! I’ve got it!”
*Max tackles Jace to the ground catching a football*
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“You know they say the Seelie Queen is the most beautiful woman ever but I don’t agree.”
“Who do you think is then?
“Yo-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
*Jace runs from the diabolical duck coming out of the bushes*
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“Is that a seraph blade in your-”
“Jace, I need to get Clary ready to go hunting at Pandemonium. Find someone else to bother.”
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“Clary would you go on a date-”
Clary is your sister Jace.”
“fair. You know like the fruit. Not a romantic date. That would be so gross if we went on a date together cuz you know incest is bad.”
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“So Clary now that we know Valentine lied about us being siblings would you go out-”
*Clary’s phone rings and she picks up*
“Mom? Yeah I’ll be home soon. Hold on a minute please? Jace I’ve got to go. Pick up where we left off tomorrow?”
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“You want to know the difference between me and my couch.”
“Clary if you want to fight Sebastian you’ve got to train.”
“Alright let’s start now. I want to help take down my bastard of a brother.”
“Damn it! This was a good line! Wasting them all because of the stupid cockblockers surrounding me.”
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“Do I know you from somewhere?”
“Jace we see each other daily and worked together to save the world… twice.”
“I knew blondes were dumb but Jace you have brought it to a whole new level.”
“Lewis I told you to keep out of my private conversations with Clary!”
“So you did know her name? Why did you pretend not to? That’s stupid,”
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“You know if you texted her you wouldn’t get cockblocked so badly.”
“That’s a great idea Magnus. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? NO SERVICE?!”
“The world has it against you and Clary, young Nephilim.”