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Eraserhead has added 20 contacts to '1-A'

 

Eraserhead: I actually swear to god if I check my phone later and there are over 500 texts you're all expelled

 

Eraserhead: Now bye

 

Eraserhead has left the chat

 

Kyouka Jirou: wtf

 

Mezou Shoji: Y'all hear sum?

 

Iida Tenya: You all heard, well, rather READ, Aizawa Sensei! 500 texts is the maximum amount of messages to be sent.

 

Ochako Uraraka: tenya u have no idea how fast 500 texts appear when theres 20 members in the group

 

Hanta Sero: lol true tho it be like that sometime

 

Iida Tenya: And that is exactly why he set the limit, Uraraka. Now please respect it, everyone!

 

Tooru Hagakure: OWO What's this?

 

Katsuki Bakugou: oh my fucking shut the fuck up before i actually force you too

 

Mina Ashido: he got u there babe :(

 

Mashirao Ojiro: woT

 

Mina Ashido: im just kidddingdhhdhd i could never invade yalls relationshippp

 

Izuku Midoriya: Is this a group chat?

 

Katsuki Bakugou: what else would it fucking be

 

Kyouka Jirou: yeah lol it is

 

Izuku Midoriya: Oh cool!

 

Denki Kaminari: k now that aizawa's gone can i smoke the good cush

 

Mezou Shoji: You know he can still read these texts right?

 

Hanta Sero: he knows hes just that dumb

 

Denki Kaminari: um no stfu tape bitch >:(((

 

Hanta Sero: that shit hurtededed

 

Denki Kaminari: oop sorry lel

 

Mashirao Ojiro: suddenly i wanna leave oof

 

Mina Ashido: wahhhh? no cmon its littttttoooooo

 

Kyouka Jirou: seems denki's been hanging around bakugou too much lmao

 

Denki Kaminari: it finna be like that yo

 

Tooru Hagakure: Where's everyone else? I wanna chat!!

 

Hanta Sero: ur chatting rn but oke

 

Mina Ashido: must be ghosting :'(

 

Mezou Shoji: Got an idea.

 

Kyouka Jirou: hm?

 

Mezou Shoji: Todoroki, Midoriya asked where you were.

 

Shouto Todoroki: I'm right here

 

Izuku Midoriya: Hellooooo Todoroki :DD

 

Shouto Todoroki: Evening, Midoriya

 

Denki Kaminari: aye it worked gj

 

Katsuki Bakugou: get that gay shit outta here wtfhdsj

 

Eijirou Kirishima: s e e m s w e h a v e s t u f f t o t a l k a b o u t

 

Mashirao Ojiro: WTFSHAJAJS

 

Hanta Sero: dudeeee lmaoo seems u do

 

Denki Kaminari: heyyy eiji and also it sure does doesnt it

 

Eijirou Kirishima: wassup bro :)))

 

Tooru Hagakure: yall know he finna beat ur asses when he sees u tomorrow right?

 

Denki Kaminari: eh whatever lol imma be lit by then u feel me

 

Mezou Shoji: Wtf.

 

Mina Ashido: kami we talked about this

 

Mina Ashido: no getting lit withoUT ME BITCHHHHH

 

Katsuki Bakugou: the fuck ok bye

 

Katsuki Bakugou has left the chat

 

Shouto Todoroki: He'll be back in an hour

 

Mashirao Ojiro: todoroki over here spitting pure facts

 

Eijirou Kirishima: the hero we didnt deserve but the hero we needed

 

Hanta Sero: certainly

 

Izuku Midoriya: What does that mean? He's already a hero in training?

 

Hanta Sero: come back when youve mastered the art of internet

 

Hanta Sero: YOU PLEB

 

Kyouka Jirou: goddamn, fuckin madlad

 

Denki Kaminari: fr tho

 

Izuku Midoriya: But I use the internet everyday? Can someone please explain? I'm so confuseddd

 

Mina Ashido: no

 

Tooru Hagakure: No

 

Shouto Todoroki: Come over to my dorm and I'll explain

 

Izuku Midoriya: Oh, thanks!! I'm on my way :)

 

Eijirou Kirishima: nooo now hes gonna learn our wayssss

 

Kyouka Jirou: but why does he have to come to his room when he could just dm him

 

Mashirao Ojiro: U M

 

Mashirao Ojiro: I D O N T T H I N K I W A N N A K N O W

 

Mina Ashido: teeaaaaa

 

Mina Ashido: wait we have permissions to change our usernames right??¿

 

Denki Kaminari: dunno try it

 

Hanta Sero: we do man

 

Mezou Shoji: Oh damn.

 

Mina Ashido: ooooOh yayy~~

 

Mina Ashido changed their name to 'acidbih'

 

Ochako Uraraka: omfghhsj guys im sorry i was gone my mom called me oof

 

Denki Kaminari: youre forgiven

 

acidbih: yall like it?

 

Tooru Hagakure: YES!!! honestly shouldve been ur hero name sis

 

acidbih: true

 

Eijirou Kirishima: its cool mina :D imma change mine

 

Eijirou Kirishima changed their name to 'redriot'

 

Denki Kaminari: bro u gotta be originalllllllll

 

redriot: im sorry babe i couldn't think of anything else and it fits :((

 

Ochako Uraraka: b a b e

 

Ochako Uraraka changed redriot's name to 'HardAllOver'

 

HardAllOver: i d o n t l i k e t h i s

 

Hanta Sero: it fits lmao

 

Hanta Sero changed their name to 'cellophane'

 

acidbih: WHY ISNT ANYBODY BEING ORIGINAKALAKA SERO THATS UR HERO NAME STUPIDOMFHD

 

cellophane: IM SoRRY????

 

Denki Kaminari: f

 

Mezou Shoji: f

 

Tooru Hagakure: f

 

Mashirao Ojiro changed their name to 'karateisforplebs'

 

HardAllOver: bruh

 

Denki Kaminari: WAHHAJSJSJSKS ITS FUNNY CUZ IN KARATE U USE UR HANDS AND LEGS AND STUFF BUT HE HAS A TAIL SO

 

Mezou Shoji: I think I got it, lol.

 

Tooru Hagakure changed karateisforplebs's name to 'Furry'

 

Furry: ok fuck u

 

Furry: jk i love u babe but also

 

Furry: phuc u

 

acidbih: wow

 

cellophane: but its true tho cant argue with fax

 

Furry: ig

 

Tooru Hagakure changed their name to 'Somewhere'

 

Somewhere: Better!

 

HardAllOver: what is it supposed to mean tho man

 

Somewhere: I could be anywhere right now. Somewhere :)

 

Kyouka Jirou: dont say that

 

Kyouka Jirou: im paranoid now >:(((

 

Momo Yaoyorozu: Don't be! I'm here for you, Kyouka.

 

Furry: okay, that was wholesome.

 

Kyouka Jirou: omdhsjdjdj momo ur too sweet bb stOooP <33

 

Momo Yaoyorozu: I'm comforting you. It seems you need it :)

 

Furry changed Momo Yaoyorozu's name to 'mommy'

 

Denki Kaminari: WTFAHAHAJAJAJJSHSHSHS NNOOO

 

Mezou Shoji: DONT DO HER LIKE THATHWAKD

 

mommy: I mean... I'll just embrace this title

 

Kyouka Jirou: ohmygodcanimarryyou

 

mommy: I plan on that happening!! :)

 

Ochako Uraraka: im actually in tears stop

 

HardAllOver: i mean its manly to express your feelings but im sobbing bro

 

Denki Kaminari: same :''''(

 

acidbih: top ten saddest anime moments :(

 

Kyouka Jirou: yaomomo plz can i gjve u a hug

 

mommy: Sure! Door is unlocked.

 

Ochako Uraraka: mind if i join lol

 

mommy: Everyone is welcome! But for right now I think Kyouka needs a hug more than any of you.

 

Kyouka Jirou: :') im omw

 

Denki Kaminari: bro my lung fuggin hurt

 

cellophane: M Y L U N G F U G G I N H U R T

 

Furry: WTFSGAHSH U REALLY HAD TO DO THAT FOR EMPHASIS DIDN'T U LMAOOO

 

HardAllOver: if ur lungs hurt denki u should probably see a doctor or calm down bro

 

Denki Kaminari: thx it automatically stopped ily

 

Mezou Shoji: Bakugou's boyfriends flirting without him for 5 minutes straight.

 

Denki Kaminari: he shouldnt have left :'((

 

Denki Kaminari changed their name to 'electrostaticbro'

 

cellophane: ok

 

HardAllOver: epic :)

 

electrostaticbro: awhhdh thank u bro ^v^

 

acidbih: this is the second video lmao

 

Ochako Uraraka: fr tho lol

 

Ochako Uraraka changed their name to 'floatingurbitch'

 

Somewhere: THAT'S A USERNAME I CAN GET BEHIND!

 

Furry: yall my head hurts anyone got some headache pills by any chance?

 

cellophane: ofc, *opens cabinet full of headache pills evenly arranged and sorted*

 

Furry: i'd like that rn

 

HardAllOver: i mean i have something that could work

 

Furry: i'll try anything at this point

 

HardAllOver: theyre just for regular bodily pains but if u down to try u can pull up to my dorm

 

Somewhere: Okay but why did that sound like you were trying to sell him some hardcore drugs?

 

electrostaticbro: hagakure asking the real questions here

 

Furry: im down, be there in 5

 

HardAllOver: gotchu bro

 

Mezou Shoji: Wholesome.

 

Mezou Shoji: Oh right.

 

Mezou Shoji changed their name to 'TentaclesCantCompare'

 

acidbih: IM-

 

floatingurbitch: WANSNXMNXNXNX BRUH

 

electrostaticbro: guys im still sad that no one else showed up in here yknow

 

cellophane: their all dead to me

 

cellophane: all of them, the ones that B E T R A Y E D T H E R I T U A L

 

acidbih: we have to

 

acidbih: L E T T H E R I T U A L C O M M E N C E

 

TentaclesCantCompare: This went from 0 to 100 real quick.

 

electrostaticbro: fr

 

cellophane: it finna he like that

 

Somewhere: You guYS THERES BGU ON WLAL WAGT DO

 

floatingurbitch: ARE U OKAY

 

acidbih: HAGAKURE SMOKED THE GOOD CUSHWHHAHSHS

 

Somewhere: HLEP PLRREAS THERES A BOG OMH

 

cellophane: B O G

 

TentaclesCantCompare: B O G

 

acidbih: B O G

 

electrostaticbro: B O G

 

floatingurbitch: B O G

 

Somewhere has left the chat

 

cellophane: lmao the bog ate her

 

electrostaticbro: WTGSHSJSJAHHAHA

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Fumikage Tokoyami: Hello.

 

floatingurbitch: why did yoU DECIDE TO JOIN THE CHAT WHEN CLASS HAS ALREaDY STARTED????

 

Fumikage Tokoyami: I'm not sure. However, I must say that you're previous texts on here are quite amusing.

 

floatingurbitch: ur grammar scares me stop

 

Tenya Iida: Why're you two texting during class? Please get off your phones and resume learning!

 

floatingurbitch: oop sorry tenya :0

 

Fumikage Tokoyami: Apologies.


After class.

 

Rikido Sato: Hey guys sorry i didnt get around to this sooner these texts never showed up for me

 

acidbih: r ur notifs turned off for messages possibly??

 

Rikido Sato: Oh ur right thanks ashido lol

 

Yuuga Aoyama: And I oop-

 

acidbih: np!!

 

acidbih: aoyama-

 

Kyouka Jirou: you guys i was watxhing this youtube video where this guy automatically turned on his lights just by jooking at them it was so lit

 

Furry: interesting

 

Shouto Todoroki: Could be his quirk

 

Shouto Todoroki: Also sorry to do this, but *watching and *looking

 

Kyouka Jirou: most likely yeah lol but i didnt even realize i did that so thanks i guess

 

cellophane: thanks i hate it

 

Rikido Sato: Ouch

 

cellophane: no but fr send link or it didint happen

 

Kyouka Jirou: here insert youtube video url here

 

cellophane: thanks g

 

Kyouka Jirou: anytime

 

acidbih: kyouka over here helping humanity

 

Furry: fr fr

 

Katsuki Bakugou: um

 

Somewhere: aye look whos back

 

Furry: shadys back, tell a friend guys

 

Katsuki Bakugou: no u fucking schmuck my name is bakugou

 

Rikido Sato: I think it was a joke

 

floatingurbitch: oh shit wtf

 

floatingurbitch: whatd i miss pals

 

Kyouka Jirou: idk rlly

 

Katsuki Bakugou: i mean

 

Katsuki Bakugou: do u know what scrolling fucking is

 

acidbih: anna oup

 

Furry: ofc ashido would be the one to say that

 

acidbih: is that an insult

 

acidbih: i'll have u know i trained one billion years to master the art of ninjutsu and i will drop kick ur ass into the multiverse kid

 

Somewhere: Oh damn, Mina really out here startings fights 👀

 

Katsuki Bakugou: 10 bucks she only knows ninjutsu cuz she fuckinwg watched naruto

 

Katsuki Bakugou: *fucking

 

Shouto Todoroki: I was gonna say, if you didn't correct yourself I would

 

Katsuki Bakugou: i dont need u to correct me wtf

 

Rikido Sato: Guys um i have a problem

 

floatingurbitch: ??¿ what is it man

 

HardAllOver: Sorry i didn't get on here sooner, had to finish up my stretches oof

 

Kyouka Jirou: its aight

 

Rikido Sato: i may or may not have ran out of sugar

 

acidbih: OH SHIT

 

HardAllOver: what?? did u check the kitchen???

 

Rikido Sato: YES AND EVEN THAT WHOLE CAKE I MADE YESTERDAY IS GONE

 

Kyouka Jirou: oh fuck damn that sucks

 

Katsuki Bakugou: just go out and buy some more

 

Rikido Sato: I ALREADY TRIED BUT AIZAWA WONT LET ME UNLESS I HAVE SOMEONE WITH ME??

 

floatingurbitch: i'll go!!! :3

 

Rikido Sato: Actually?

 

floatingurbitch: yeh cuz i know no one else here has the strength to gt out of their beds

 

floatingurbitch: get*

 

HardAllOver: is this a challenge

 

Katsuki Bakugou: shut up

 

HardAllOver: :(

 

acidbih: i mean she aint wrong

 

Furry: i can multitask

 

Somewhere: Babe explain?

 

Furry: someone pushes my bed to the grocery store and then we shop

 

floatingurbitch: bruh

 

Shouto Todoroki: I'm not sure that's how it works

 

HardAllOver: yeah who would u get to push u anyway bro

 

Furry: someone whos willing for the job

 

acidbih: lmao no just force mineta and put those weights on his arms skdjjsjsj

 

Kyouka Jirou: WTFAHAHA

 

Katsuki Bakugou: for once u actually said something thats fucking useful

 

acidbih: omg ive never been complimented by baku before holy shit

 

Katsuki Bakugou: bye

 

acidbih: wahHAGHAAH NO

 

Rikido Sato: Uraraka when are we heading out?

 

floatingurbitch: now would be alright lets just go and ask mr aizawa

 

Rikido Sato: Alright lets go!! :)

 

Kyouka Jirou: well thats that problem solved

 

Kyouka Jirou changed their name to 'auxcord'

 

HardAllOver: nice!

 

cellophane: yo jirou i just rinished that video and ur right it is pretty cool

 

cellophane: *finished*

 

auxcord: see? its like hes controlling his surroundings with his mind

 

cellophane: yeah kinda like uraraka's quirk but he just looks at it and tells it to do his desired wish

 

Somewhere: That sounds like an OP quirk!

 

Somewhere: Wish I had something like that.

 

acidbih: what? no tooru ur quirk is so amazing!

 

Furry: yeah, no one can see u so ur basically not even there. thats op if ive ever heard it

 

Somewhere: awh, thanks you guys!! :')

 

Minoru Mineta: hey ladies ;)

 

Minoru Mineta: anyone of u girls wanna come down to my dorm?

 

Furry: no problem, tooru

 

Furry: what the fuck

 

HardAllOver: someone remove him

 

auxcord: on it

 

auxcord has kicked Minoru Mineta from the chat

 

Somewhere: Thank gosh!

 

Somewhere: Kyouka my hero!!!

 

Katsuki Bakugou: shes fucking doing gods work

 

Katsuki Bakugou: bless

 

cellophane: i have never seen bakugou ever text in such a passive agressive manner and yet have it be funny

 

acidbih: yall we did we fucking got him

 

HardAllOver: he does this all the time just in the gc hes more closed off owo

 

Furry: woke

 

Katsuki Bakugou: u fkn traitor

 

Furry: not woke

 

HardAllOver: oop sorry :0

 

Shouto Todoroki: And I oop

 

Somewhere: TODOROKI.

 

cellophane: whY IS THAT LIKE 5X FUNNIER JST BECUASE HE SAID IT WHAHHS

 

cellophane: *JUDT*

 

cellophane: *JUT*

 

cellophane: *JUST*

 

cellophane: the fuCK

 

Shouto Todoroki: You also missed the *because

 

auxcord: goddamn

 

HardAllOver: goddang

 

acidbih: goddarn

 

Somewhere: God.

 

Furry: g

 

Katsuki Bakugou:

 

cellophane: HE EVEN JOINED IN WWWAHHAJJ+KKKKKHFCDF

 

auxcord: WOF

 

auxcord: SHIT I MEAN WOT WHAHAJS

 

acidbih: GUSY SOTP I CABT BRWAYHE

 

Furry: WTF CALM DOWNWHAHA

 

Katsuki Bakugou: wtf r u guys on fucking drugs or sum shit?

 

Somewhere: P O S S I B L Y

 

acidbih: *INVERTED LAUGHING CRYING EMOJI*

 

HardAllOver: thats fr my fucking favorite emoji but it isnt even real

 

Furry: wait so how is it ur favorite emoji if it isnt one

 

auxcord: 🤔 esplain

 

auxcord: explain* fuck

 

HardAllOver: well technically IT IS an emoji, it uses other REAL emojis features to turn into its own and its classified as an emoji so IT IS AN EMOJI just not in the keyboards man

 

cellophane: but its not an actual emoji, its made up???

 

Furry: yeah

 

HardAllOver: BUT ITS AN EMOJI

 

HardAllOver: THEREFORE ITS MY FUCKIN FAVORITE EMOJI

 

Somewhere: What is going on?!

 

Furry: BUT ITS NOT AN ACTUAL EMOJI MADE BY APPLE OR ANY OTHER MOBILE DEVICE WITH EMOJIS SO IT CANNOT BE YOURE FAVORITE ONE BECAUSE WHEN YOU REFER TO AN EMOJI YOU THINK OF OFFICIAL ONES AND THE INVERTED LAUGHING CRYING EMOJI IS NOT OFFICIAL ITS AN EDIT SO IT CANNOT BE UR FAVORITE EMOJI

 

acidbih: omfg why did u type all of that out

 

HardAllOver: ITS AN EMOJI IT IS CONSIDERED ONE BRO SO IT CAN BE MY FAVORITE EMOJI EVEN IF ITS NOT AN OFFICIAL ONE ITS STILL AN EMOJI

 

Furry: BUT ITS NOT BECAUSE U CANT USE IT ONLY IN PICTURS U CAN SEND SO ITS NOT REAL AND THEREFORE IT CANT BE UR FAVORITE EMOJI BECAUSE IT DOESNT EXISG IN ANY OF THE MOBILE KEYBOARDS

 

Shouto Todoroki: *Pictures, *exist

 

HardAllOver: OH MY FUCKIN

 

HardAllOver: ITS

 

HardAllOver: AN

 

HardAllOver: EMOJI THAT SOMEONE MADE UP JUST BECAUSE IT ISNT AN OFFICIAL EMOJI DOESNT MEAN IT CANT BE ONE DUDE LEGIT ITS AN EMOJI I CAN STILL USE IT IN PICTURES UR RIGHT

 

Furry: ITS NOT OFFICIAL AND THEREFORE ITS NOT AN ACTUAL EMOJI U CANNOT USE IT IN UR PHONES KEYBOARD SO IT ISNT AN EMOJI

 

Katsuki Bakugou: OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS SO ANNOYING HOLY SHIT

 

Katsuki Bakugou: IT DOESNT MATTER OH MY FUCK

 

electrostaticbro: why is this the first thing i see when i join

 

HardAllOver: DENKI BRO CAN MY FAVORITE EMOJI BE MY FAVORITE EMOJI EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT AN OFFICIAL EMOJI

 

Furry: hes yOUR BOYFRIEND OFC HES GONNA SAY YES

 

cellophane: when i joined the arguement i didnt think u guys were being seriou

 

auxcord: lmao me too

 

electrostaticbro: ah hell yeah man totally ^v^

 

HardAllOver: SEE

 

acidbih: im going to pretend i didnt read all of that

 

acidbih: i lost more braincells than i alreadh have

 

acidbih: already*

 

Katsuki Bakugou: u legit only have two fuckin braincells raccoon eyes how tf r u alive

 

Somewhere: That is the question!

 

acidbih: science

 

Furry: ok kirishima listen i may have gone off on that emoji thing and im sorry man idk what got into me

 

HardAllOver: hey bro its okay!! i probably went overboard as well, how about we put this behind us?

 

Furry: sounds good :)

 

auxcord: ah shit here we go again

 

cellophane: b r u h

 

acidbih: moment

 

electrostaticbro: WTAFAHAHHAJA

 

Shouto Todoroki: It's quite amusing watching you all bicker like this, it's the only reason I usually don't engage in conversation

 

Katsuki Bakugou: fuck off icyhot no one asked

 

Shouto Todoroki: And also that

 

electrostaticbro: dont worry todoroki he doesnt mean it :)

 

Katsuki Bakugou: yes i fucking do

 

Furry: lol u arent fooling anybody

 

cellophane: facts

 

acidbih: facts

 

HardAllOver: facts :00

 

electrostaticbro: got em ;)

 

Katsuki Bakugou: im leaving

 

auxcord: damn already

 

Shouto Todoroki: It seems he's been offended and is now going to retreat

 

Katsuki Bakugou: fucking bye

 

Somewhere: Oof.

 

HardAllOver: indeed

 

HardAllOver: wait why did he leave yet?

 

Katsuki Bakugou: fuck u thats why

 

auxcord: TWO THINGS

 

acidbih: spill

 

auxcord: ONE, he doesnt mean that lmao gay

 

auxcord: SECOND IS THAT A FUCKING VINE REFERENCE BAKUGOU?

 

electrostaticbro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DIDNT REALIZE THATWGAHAHA

 

Katsuki Bakugou: no its not fuck off

 

cellophane: i dunno man seems pretty on par

 

Furry: yup

 

Somewhere: 🤔🤔

 

HardAllOver: well considering he still watches vine comps every night i can see why bro

 

Katsuki Bakugou: THE HELL

 

electrostaticbro: WHAHAHAHAH ITS TRUE THO WHAAJ

 

acidbih: WHAT

 

Katsuki Bakugou: WTF DO U MEAN BY STILL

 

Katsuki Bakugou: ARE U SAYING I NEED TO FUCKING STOP??

 

Furry: vine is dead dude

 

HardAllOver: maybe

 

electrostaticbro: vine is gone kacchan u needa let it go like elsa :(

 

Shouto Todoroki: Wow

 

Katsuki Bakugou:

 

Katsuki Bakugou: ok

 

Furry: wha

 

cellophane: i would say vine 2 is coming out but that....

 

cellophane: doesnt seem to be coming out any time soon....

 

auxcord: fr, tiktok is basically vine 2 honestly

 

Somewhere: Yeah.

 

Katsuki Bakugou has changed their name to 'boombitch'

 

boombitch: ask and i will kill ur family

 

auxcord: duolingo owl got competition

 

HardAllOver: XMNDNCSMIEJSJ

 

Furry: im sure iida wouldnt like that name

 

acidbih: ochakos user is literally floatingurbitch lol so idk why he'd be mad at baku specifically

 

Somewhere: True. But some people are biased you nevef know 👀

 

Shouto Todoroki: *Never

 

electrostaticbro: 😔 it be like that sometime

 

cellophane: kaminari aint wrong 😔👊

 

boombitch: 😔👊👊👊👊👊

 

Furry: the amount of fists in that just seethes with passive aggressiveness lmao

 

acidbih: anna oup-

 

Somewhere: Sigh.

 

HardAllOver: *sighs in spanish*

 

auxcord: GASP

 

auxcord: *gasps in russian*

 

electrostaticbro: *breathes in icelandic*

 

Furry: *blinks in polish*

 

cellophane: *touches in portuguese*

 

acidbih: *tastes in turkish*

 

boombitch: *leaves the chat in every language*

 

cellophane: *ENTERS THE INTERGALACTIC UNI-MULTIVERSE IN HOMOSAPIEN*

 

Shouto Todoroki: Is this a possible new competitor for top theory of the year?

 

Somewhere: Todoroki, no... Not now... Not another theory...

 

electrostaticbro: h i s t i m e h a s c o m e

 

Furry: im losing braincells every second

 

Furry: but i dont know why pls help

 

Izuku Midoriya: Why are there so many

 

Izuku Midoriya:

 

Izuku Midoriya:

 

auxcord: h e h a s a s c e n d e d

 

cellophane: brUHAHAHAJ STOPOD

 

HardAllOver: H E ' S W I T H H I S P E O P L E

 

HardAllOver: T O G E T H E R T H E Y A S C E N D

 

HardAllOver: I N T O T H E M U L T I V E R S E

 

boombitch: all of u are fucking high change my mind

 

Furry: I A C C E P T T H I S T I T L E

 

acidbih: I B E S T O W I T U P O N Y O U

 

Shouto Todoroki: How do you permanently erase what you have witnessed

 

auxcord: T H E R E I S N O C U R E

 

Somewhere: Together, we ascend. Follow me, loyal followers.

 

cellophane: ooga chaKAJAJSHSHHSA OMFAGAHA

 

Furry: B Y E

 

electrostaticbro: I CANG FUCKINH BRETAHE MY LUNGD ARE DIeD

 

auxcord: WHAHAHAHA YOURE LUNGS ARE DIED WRF

 

axucord: *WTF

 

cellophane: this is the ritual i was talking about yesterday dudes

 

HardAllOver: O H

 

acidbih: the one that didnt

 

acidbih: C O M M E N C E

 

Eraserhead: Uh.

 

Eraserhead: Do I want to ask?

 

Shouto Todoroki: No. You really don't. This chat is cursed, why did you make it.

 

Somewhere: What—

 

boombitch: this chat is beyond cursed id go as far to say its fucking DAMNED AND BEDEVILED

 

Eraserhead: That's my cue to leave.

 

Eraserhead has left the chat

 

acidbih: phuc

 

Furry: phuc

 

HardAllOver: phuc

 

cellophane: phuc phuc phuc

 

Somewhere: Guys this is a christian Minecraft server, stop saying phuc!! :(

 

electrostaticbro: YOU JUST SAID IT

 

Somewhere: PHUC

 

Somewhere: WAIT PHUC

 

Somewhere: AAAAAAAAAA

 

auxcord: EPIC FUCKING GAMER MOMENT

 

cellophane: POGGERS

 

HardAllOver: mega f

 

acidbih: :(

Chapter Text

Tenya Iida: I have two things to say and two things to say only.

 

Izuku Midoriya: Oh, what is it?

 

TentaclesCantCompare: I'm suddenly scared.

 

Tenya Iida: One, Hitoshi Shinsou from General Studies will be joining this chat to make up for the fortunate loss of Mineta.

 

Furry: Wait—

 

Izuku Midoriya: Oh, I remember him!! :)

 

Tenya Iida has added Hitoshi Shinsou to '1-A

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: uh what

 

Tenya Iida: Lastly, the amount of vulgar language in here is very excessive. Please cut it down, everybody! Thank you!

 

Tenya Iida has left the chat

 

floatingurbitch: did he just—

 

floatingurbitch: iiDA NO

 

floatingurbitch: :(

 

TentaclesCantCompare: Fuck.

 

Furry: HE JUST SAID

 

TentaclesCantCompare: THAT'S THE POINT—

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: someone please kick me i was doing something

 

Tsuyu Asui: hello everyone ribbit!

 

Tsuyu Asui: sorry i missed so mucn.

 

Tsuyu Asui: much***

 

floatingurbitch: ur forgiven tsu ^^

 

Tsuyu Asui: thank you!!

 

cellophane: so are we just going to ignore the fact that that guy is here or

 

mommy: It's better than having Mineta in here in all honestly.

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: im flattered

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: but i want to leave

 

Furry: lmao no u cant i tried leaving earlier and it wouldnt let me

 

Izuku Midoriya: I think Iida removed some of our permissions :o

 

HardAllOver: oh wut

 

HardAllOver: broooo he did >:////

 

HardAllOver: he doesnt get to eat for the next week

 

mommy: Wait, Kirishima no—

 

TentaclesCantCompare: LMAO WTFSGAH

 

cellophane: house arrest taken to the extreme

 

Izuku Midoriya: Who said I got to eat during house arrest.

 

HardAllOver: W H A T

 

auxcord: WHY DID THAT SOUND SO SOLEMN

 

Tsuyu Asui: midoriya please tell me youre joking

 

Izuku Midoriya: I could be, but you'll never know :ooo

 

mommy: Midoriya, you're scaring the children.

 

acidbih: WAIT WHAT

 

acidbih: U DONT GET TO EAT DURING HOUSE ARREST???!

 

acidbih: at least i'll become a skinny legend 😔👊

 

auxcord: WHAHAHAH

 

floatingurbitch: who said u werent already a skinny legend :(

 

acidbih: shit u right

 

cellophane: fiesta salsa quincineira baia

 

acidbih: hanta stop

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: that

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: what

 

cellophane: ok :(

 

Furry: just realized shinsou never got a proper introduction

 

HardAllOver: oh damn ur right!!

 

HardAllOver: well welcome to the 1-A gc!!

 

Tsuyu Asui: yeah, some people arent here right now but theyll show up someday. ribbit!

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: sounds good

 

auxcord: this guy is so sarcastic damn

 

auxcord: i can tell we'll get along

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: thanks.

 

acidbih: now explain the rules bicthes

 

acidbih: bitches*

 

TentaclesCantCompare: There are rules?

 

Izuku Midoriya: ??

 

acidbih: UGH DO I REALLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING

 

Furry: well i mean-

 

acidbih: dont add on to that thx <3

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: why are there rules for a gc of crackheads

 

HardAllOver: MXNXHJSMXJDKSKS

 

floatingurbitch: iM aCtUaLLy aN aiRhEaD

 

Izuku Midoriya: Uraraka—

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: ok ill refer to use as that from now on

 

acidbih: ANYWAY

 

acidbih: 1 dont be mean :((

 

Furry: bakugou is immediately kicked

 

auxcord: fr

 

acidbih: THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS

 

HardAllOver: iida had that swearing rule but like bro

 

TentaclesCantCompare: Broski.

 

HardAllOver: aye

 

cellophane: shoji i thot we were broskis

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: thot

 

Tsuyu Asui: thot

 

Furry: thot

 

auxcord: thot

 

TentaclesCantCompare: thot

 

acidbih: thot

 

floatingurbitch: thot

 

HardAllOver: thot

 

cellophane: ok listen up

 

Izuku Midoriya: I don't understand?

 

Izuku Midoriya: I don't understand 99% of the things you guys say anyway.

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: sucks doesn't it

 

auxcord: and thats enough of tHAT

 

Tsuyu Asui: WKAJSJ

 

acidbih: i give up on rules

 

acidbih: go wild

 

mommy: Go crazy, go stupid.

 

auxcord: yaOMOMOKAJWJAJJAJAJSHXNXNNSNSNSMSMXM

 

HardAllOver: WTFSGAHAHA

 

TentaclesCantCompare: WHYYYYYY

 

boombitch:

 

boombitch:

 

boombitch:

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: same

 

floatingurbitch: no words were spoken but so much was said

 

Izuku Midoriya: Wait how did he do that?? It won't let me send a message unless I have something typed. >w<

 

Furry: uwu

 

Furry: also theyre hacking

 

Izuku Midoriya: THEY ARE????!!??!

 

acidbih: OMFAGHAHHSNBCNCNSUEUSJ MIDO

 

boombitch: why the fuck is deku so gullible

 

boombitch: its a fucking joke

 

HardAllOver: this is officially the most helpful katsuki has ever been bless

 

cellophane: amen to that

 

Izuku Midoriya: Oh okay, thanks for specifying Kacchan :D

 

boombitch: SHUT THE FUCK UP I DIDNT SPECIFY ANYTHING U DAMN NERD IF YOU WERE INTELLIGENT YOU WOULDVE ALREADY FUCKING KNOWN THAT DUMBASS

 

auxcord: iq 200

 

TentaclesCantCompare: Somebody watched Rick and Morty.

 

Tsuyu Asui: AAAAAAAAA

 

auxcord: !!!OmfghAH

 

mommy: We seem to be in a state of war.

 

mommy: I can make weapons.

 

acidbih: YAOMOMO STOPAPAKKSSJ

 

Furry: OMH

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: well played, person who i have no idea what their name is and i refrain from calling them mommy

 

cellophane: damn ur smart

 

cellophane: rick and morty too huh?

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: ofc what else would i watch at 4 am

 

HardAllOver: i tried watching that show once and my brain just

 

HardAllOver: it

 

HardAllOver: imploded

 

floatingurbitch: feelsbadman

 

boombitch: i wonder why

 

HardAllOver: stohhpppp

 

boombitch: why the fuck should i

 

auxcord: naenaes into the galactic multiverse

 

mommy: Kyouka, we've talked about this...

 

HardAllOver: bc u love me :(((

 

boombitch: good enough

 

Furry: whipped

 

boombitch: bye

 

acidbih: bruh

 

TentaclesCantCompare: bruh moment amirite

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: stop

 

cellophane: ur gonna have to get used to thisjshsndns

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: aaaaaaaaaaaa

 

Tsuyu Asui: the fact that its all lowercase makes him a legend of his time. ribbit!

 

floatingurbitch: fr 😔👊

 

electrostaticbro: OK GUYS IVE BEEN WORKING ON SOMETHING AND IM REALLY PROUD OF IT

 

auxcord: 😔

 

auxcord: what the kaminari are u okay

 

boombitch: PLEASE tell me its not another stupid fucking firework rocket thing

 

Furry: hey, that rocket actually kinda worked

 

Furry: well at least before it landed in a tree and almost blew up the entire alliance

 

TentaclesCantCompare: BRUH-

 

electrostaticbro: listen

 

acidbih: listening

 

cellophane: as well as i

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: count me in unfortunately

 

auxcord: same

 

electrostaticbro: ive been working on this one for WEEKS and gUYS

 

electrostaticbro: I TESTED THE FIRST ONE I MADE OF THIS ONE AND I THINK ITS ACTUALLY GONNA DO ACTUAL FIREWORK STUFF

 

HardAllOver: oh thats sweet denki bro! but

 

HardAllOver: howre u gonna find a way to actually charge it when aizawa fuckin banned us from having fireworks man

 

Izuku Midoriya: I remember that day... It was... Not fun.

 

boombitch: shut up

 

Tsuyu Asui: *vietnam flashbacks*

 

Furry: WAS TYPING THAT OUT AS SOON AS YOU SENT GHAT

 

Furry: *that

 

electrostaticbro: im honored u think so bro!! but ur right and so i asked for permission and showed him yhe test and he said it looked good enough so... :DDDDD

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: this can only end two ways

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: it goes as planned or we all die

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: well u all do, i dont.

 

TentaclesCantCompare: Deep.

 

floatingurbitch: r/im14andthisisdeep

 

boombitch: r/ihavereddit

 

auxcord: bakugou we see u

 

boombitch: no fucking don't

 

acidbih: we cant see hagakure sadly :(

 

electrostaticbro: GUYSSSSS :((('''

 

boombitch: why the fuck are the tears below the fucking mouth

 

electrostaticbro: u m

 

electrostaticbro: mistake :0

 

Furry: who wouldve thoUghT

 

boombitch: dumbass

 

HardAllOver: 🤝🤝

 

cellophane: w h a t

 

electrostaticbro: anyway all of u are cominh tonight behind the alliance tpnight to see it okay??

 

auxcord: yeah sure i have nothing better to do

 

mommy: If Kyouka's going, I will as well.

 

TentaclesCantCompare: I'll down, just don't he surprised when I bring my Pokémon training cards.

 

Tsuyu Asui: oh— also i'll go!! ribbit!!!!

 

Izuku Midoriya: I'll be there I guess owo

 

HardAllOver: wouldnt miss this for the world bro!! :)

 

floatingurbitch: well i cant really argue with anything here so i'll be there, catch me accidentally floating the rocket awaylmfaaoao

 

acidbih: WTAHJAJA ALSo kami i'm already stoked, totally going owjsjsjs

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: i cant go so uh

 

cellophane: u know i got u dude im down

 

Furry: what the person above me said i dont feel like typing something out

 

TentaclesCantCompare: Why did you type all of that out then?

 

HardAllOver: :0 wait, that's illegal

 

electrostaticbro: greatttjsjsnsn!!! :DddDddd im happy that all of u trust me with ur lives ^v^

 

electrostaticbro: wait

 

electrostaticbro: baku ur going i don't care if u didnt agree ur showing up or else i commit toaster bath

 

floatingurbitch: whA

 

boombitch: >:(

 

Furry: hah

 

Fumikage Tokoyami: What did I just walk into.

 

TentaclesCantCompare: Hey Tokoyami.

 

Fumikage Tokoyami: Greetings.

 

acidbih: 👀

 

HardAllOver: minAAAA STOP CONSPIRINGKAJSJS

 

HardAllOver: and hi tokoyami!! denki is going light a firework tonigt oop u going?

 

electrostaticbro: yee itll be lit \

 

auxcord: why tf is there just a random backwards slashwtfshs

 

Fumikage Tokoyami: This appears to be a death wish you all have.

 

Fumikage Tokoyami: I'll go, you have my word.

 

electrostaticbro: great!!

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: lmao when u all die im gonna hack the facebook site and credit myself

 

Furry: B R U H

 

floatingurbitch: WHAT NO I HACKED IT FIRST :((((

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: nice to know

 

auxcord: ur my spirit animal, like actually

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: cool

 

cellophane: u all ever just send someone a very emotional text that explains exactly how u feel and just express how vulnerable u are in this state and they just start typing for like a minute and then they just send k

 

HardAllOver: sero that was very specific, u alright man?

 

mommy: I hope everythings okay? That seemed very passive agressive of you.

 

cellophane: oh what yeah im fine lmao it was just a question

 

electrostaticbro: i mean.. i trust u bro but like im always here to talk

 

cellophane: yeah i know lmfao

 

electrostaticbro: im just saying

 

cellophane: k

 

TentaclesCantCompare: Uh. Somethings not right.

 

Fumikage Tokoyami: He appeared fine a minute ago, I wonder what sparked his sudden emotional outburst?

 

cellophane: emotional outnrustsgsh guys

 

cellophane: im fine i promise

 

cellophane: when shinsou said cool it reminded me of a reddit post and so i referenced but no one understood and then i referenced my own text by saying k

 

cellophane: althought the fact that u guys immediately reached out to try and help was super epic ;)

 

acidbih: bro :'(

 

floatingurbitch: that was such an epic trolololdjsjsj

 

electrostaticbro: damn bro u got me good man never do that again :(

 

HardAllOver: yah man that scared me

 

HardAllOver: legit thought u had some vietnam flashbacks

 

Hitoshi Shinsou: lmao i caused an uproar

 

cellophane: srry yall

 

cellophane: i'll make it uo

 

cellophane: *up*

 

auxcord: how dude

 

cellophane: glad u askeddksjs

 

cellophane has changed auxcord's name to 'GothGF'

 

Furry: wait a second buster

 

cellophane has changed Tsuyu Asui's name to 'Phrog'

 

cellophane has changed boombitch's name to 'ExplodoKillingMachine'

 

cellophane has changed Hitoshi Shinsou's name to 'ThatOneGuy'

 

cellophane has changed floatingurbitch's name to 'MsFloatUrBitch'

 

cellophane has changed acidbih's name to 'AcittoTrippo'

 

cellophane has changed electrostaticbro's name to 'ZapZappity'

 

cellophane has changed Rikido Sato's name to 'IGiveDiabetes'

 

cellophane has changed Eraserhead's name to 'DadThatDidntLeave'

 

cellophane has changed Tenya Iida's name to 'TenSanicSpeed'

 

cellophane has changed Furry's name to 'TailDude'

 

cellophane has changed Somewhere's name to 'Nowhere'

 

cellophane has changed Yuuga Aoyama's name to '~(*v–)~.°•*'

 

cellophane has changed mommy's name to 'Yaomom'

 

cellophane has changed Fumikage Tokoyami's name to 'xXEmo_Bird_69Xx'

 

cellophane has changed TentaclesCantCompare's name to 'Arm'

 

cellophane has changed Shouto Todoroki's name to 'IcoHotto'

 

cellophane has changed Koji Kouda's name to 'AnimalWhisperer'

 

cellophane has changed Izuku Midoriya's name to 'MidOWOya'

 

cellophane has changed HardAllOver's name to 'Kirisharka'

 

Arm: I—

 

Arm: Can't argue...

 

ThatOneGuy: okay wow i see how it is

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: thanks for acknowledging my fucking purpose

 

cellophane: youre welcome ;)🤝🤝

 

cellophane: and sorry shinbro u know i had to do it to em

 

ThatOneGuy: k

 

GothGF: want die

 

cellophane: the fact all of ur guys names are capitalized and mine isnt is bothering me

 

cellophane has changed their name to 'Cellophane'

 

ZapZappity: no far, u get ur fkn hero name and i get Z A P Z A P P I T Y

 

Kirisharka: idk kami, i like my name :)

 

Yaomom: I quite like mine as well!

 

Yaomom: You picked... Well?

 

Phrog: mine is... unexplainable. ribbit!

 

xXEmo_Bird_69Xx: Okay, I take this an attack to my personal being.

 

MsFloatUrBitch: this isnt to different from my original one but its still lit

 

Cellophane: thanks brothers i hope this made up for everything lololol

 

AcittoTrippo: hell yeh it does dude

 

ZapZappity: wait guys its almost time!!!!xkskd im headiNg oUT

 

GothGF: be there in a few

 

GothGF: also aoyama's is peRFECG

 

GothGF: perfect*

 

TailDude: cant say the same for mine... but yeah im coming down

 

Kirisharka: oooroejehbsnsns this gonna be an epic gamer moment bros

 

Arms: Yeah, the one where we all DIE.

 

ZapZappity: noOoooO trust meEE~

 

AcittoTrippo: adding the ~ didNT MAKE IT ANY BETTER KAMIDNSHSJSJ

 

Cellophane: ah this is truly the life were living

 

ThatOneGuy: yep

 

ThatOneGuy: it really

 

ThatOneGuy: is

 

Phrog: certainly i can actu

 

Phrog: why are the fIRE ALARMS GOING OFF. RIBBIT!

 

GothGF: k a m i n a r i

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: you've got to be fucking kidding

 

ZapZappity: I MAY OR MYA NPT HAVR LET IT OFF INSIFE

 

xXEmo_Bird_69Xx: All our lives are in your hands.

 

MsFloatUrBitch: WHAHSHSJJS I CaN JEAR IT GOING OFF DOWNSTAIRS WMXNDNNDMDNX

 

ZapZappity: HLEP WHERE IS AIZAQA

 

AcittoTrippo: im suRE AIZAWA IS THE LAST PERSON U WANNA SEE RIGHT NOW

 

Kirisharka: DENKI THIS WAS GONNA BE EPIC BRO WTF

 

ThatOneGuy: ffs

 

ThatOneGuy: have fun exploding

 

ZapZappity: OMGHGH SOEMPNE HELP iM IN THE CoRNWR

 

Arms: I tried telling you all.

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: ONFG IM FUCKING COMING NOW SHUY UP

 

GothGF: WHSJJSJS IM HELPING TOO

 

Kirisharka: IM FKN SKIDADDLING YO

 

TailDude: yall do realize whoever is at the scene of the crime is going to be punished for it right

 

GothGF:

 

ZapZappity:

 

Kirisharka:

 

ExplodoKillingMachine:

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: fu

 

Phrog: wHAT NAPPENED

 

Phrog: happenED*

 

Arms: I'm not sure but I'm scared for all four of them, lmao.

 

AcittoTrippo: baku nevers stops mid text

 

AcittoTrippo: this can only mean one thing

 

Yaomom: I tried warning them but they all went downstairs! :(

 

xXEmo_Bird_69Xx: My condolences, Yaoyorozu. You're efforts are greatly appreciated.

 

Yaomom: Thank you, Tokoyami.

 

Cellophane: OMFGSJSJSJ ITS AIZAWHAHAHAHA

 

TailDude: wAIT WHAT???

 

MsFloatUrBitch: SERO IMFORM US WTF

 

Cellophane: IT LPOKS LIKE A CURESD IMAHE IN THER WTHAHK

 

AcittoTrippo: I CNAT FUKCNIG BRETAHE OFMGJSHSHJSJDHCHEJNXHDIKEJWUSINDHRUNSNXHDJE

 

Yaomom: BREATHE, MINA! THIS IS NO TIME TO BE DYING!

 

Cellophane: OK SO

 

Cellophane: AIZAWA SCOLFED THEM AND NOW THEY ALL HAVE HOUSE AFRETS WHAHHA

 

Cellophane: *ScOLDED * *ARREST* SHIT LMFAOAKJS

 

ThatOneGuy: i mean cant say im surprised

 

Kirisharka: this is gay

 

ZapZappity: so are u shut up :(

 

Kirisharka: shit u right

 

Phrog: OM—

 

GothGF: remember when i said i want die well 2x that

 

Yaomom: Kyouka, no—

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: i just fucking had a week of this and all becAUSE SOME DISCOUNT LOOKING ASS PIKACHU LIT OFF A DAMN FIREWORK I GET

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: 2 MORE

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: FUCKING WEEKS

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: AND I WAS ONLY THERE TO HELP OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDRGRGSHJSJSUHGAAAAAAAA

 

Arms: That sucks lol.

 

Cellophane: DISCOUNT LOOKING ASS— I OMGAHAJ WTFAAH

 

Cellophane: uR leGit datiNGGHSHS

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: I SAID WHAT I SAID AND I SAID WHAT I FUCKING MEANT TAPE FACE

 

ZapZappity: and i oop

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: i hate this fucking family

Chapter Text

Arms has changed their name to 'TentaclesCantCompare'

TentaclesCantCompare: Sorry, lol. I like this user better than 'a r m s'

 

Somewhere: Oh, I just realized that all our names are changed! Who did this! (((;ꏿ_ꏿ;)))

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: wtf is that face

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: and tape bitch changed them all idfk why

 

AnimalWhisperer: ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

 

Cellophane: was bored

 

Somewhere: Ohhh. Well I think your choice of names are great so far!

 

Somewhere: Also, KOUDA!! :))

 

Cellophane: why thank u

 

AnimalWhisperer: ⊙﹏⊙

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: don't thank him he doesnt deserve it

 

TentaclesCantCompare: The only sentence he's ever typed that didn't contain a swear.

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: stfu

 

IcoHotto: Ok, who did this

 

ZapZappity: god

 

ZapZappity: which is a synonym for sero

 

Cellophane: bro :'(

 

IcoHotto: Thanks, I hate it

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: DID HE JUST FUCKING

 

Somewhere: OuO.

 

ZapZappity: toDOROKIIIIIII EXPLAON

 

ZapZappity: expkain*

 

ZapZappity: edplain*

 

ZapZappity: wsplaib*

 

ZapZappity: u know wjat i meant

 

ZapZappity: im not doing this again

 

TentaclesCantCompare: That was an actual bruh moment if I've ever seen one.

 

Cellophane: i was literally just about to say that

 

IcoHotto: I see you are also a man of culture

 

Cellophane: ST OP

 

Yaomom: What's going on here?

 

ZapZappity: yaomom todoroki is mEMEING HES

 

ZapZappity: AAAAAAAAAAAAA NOW I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

 

Yaomom: Oh. Well I don't see what the problem is then? O-O

 

Somewhere: It's just extraordinary that Todoroki of all people would know this stuff! ヽ((◎д◎))ゝ

 

Cellophane: ^

 

ZapZappity: ^^

 

IcoHotto: Maybe I do this all the time and none of you notice

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: what

 

ZapZappity: stop my brain hurt

 

TentaclesCantCompare: I—

 

Yaomom: He's right. He's been doing this for as long as I can remember!

 

ZapZappity: but

 

ZapZappity: no..

 

ZapZappity: it cant be

 

IcoHotto: It's perfectly balanced, as all things should be

 

Cellophane: OM

 

Yaomom: I'll be on later, Kyouka and I are studying. Goodbye!

 

Yaomom has left the chat

 

GothGF: yeah so stop interrupting our quality girlfriend time >:((

 

GothGF has left the chat

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: wtf

 

ZapZappity: this is so sad can we hit 12 quintillion likes in the next 0.1 femtosecond?

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: omfg

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: denki u better fucking stop

 

Somewhere: Bakugou actually called someone by their name, this is life-changing news!!

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: bye


MsFloatUrBitch: so i did something

 

MsFloatUrBitch: and it involves the entirity of our food supply running out

 

Kirisharka: say sike right now

 

MsFloatUrBitch: LET ME EXPLAIN

 

MidOWOya: Please do Uraraka because I really wanted to eat today!!

 

TailDude: what he said

 

MsFloatUrBitch: so i was running out of objects to test my quirk on

 

MsFloatUrBitch: and tsu and i thought maybe food would be a good idea because of all the different consistencies are stuff

 

MsFloatUrBitch: i ended up getting all the food coated in dirt

 

MsFloatUrBitch: case closed

 

Kirisharka: this is unacceptable and unmanly

 

IGiveDiabetes: Wait what—

 

AcittoTrippo: we all make mistakes ochako and sometimes that results in starvationg by ur fellow classmate

 

MsFloatUrBitch: IM SORRRYHHAJHH WE PROBABLY SHOULDGE THOUGHT THE SETTING THROUGH

 

MsFloatUrBitch: shOULDVE*

 

TailDude: yeah, you probably s h o u l d v e

 

Kirisharka: (ー_ー゛) tell me u didnt use the protein powder as well

 

MidOWOya: NOT THE PROTEIN POWDER (>0<;)

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE USING THOSE DAMN FACES WT

 

MsFloatUrBitch: my condolences kirishima but

 

Kirisharka: dont finish that sentence

 

IGiveDiabetes: Suddenly im scared, very scared

 

Kirisharka: if i go down there

 

Kirisharka: and there are no packets left

 

Kirisharka: ill be fiNE BECAUSE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND THOSE HAPPEN!! ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

 

TailDude: *nervously sweats*

 

AcittoTrippo: r/creepyasterisks

 

TailDude: N O

 

TailDude: i also cant tell if he's being serious or throwing us all off guard here and actually about to slaugter us all

 

Kirisharka: theyre all intact its aight ᕙ(@°▽°@)ᕗ

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: ei please fucking stop with the emoticons or the next time we play mario kart i'll fucking be rosalina

 

IGiveDiabetes: hol up

 

Kirisharka: 。:゚(;´∩`;)゚:。 U WOULDNT

 

AcittoTrippo: baKU THATS CRUEL

 

TailDude: thats just cold

 

MsFloatUrBitch: im starting to lose faith in this group chat

 

MidOWOya: I lost faith a long time ago.

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: wANNA FUCKING TEST THAT??

 

TailDude: bruh

 

Kirisharka: but (灬º‿º灬)♡

 

MsFloatUrBitch: he got u there

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: fuck

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: how will i ever fucking recover

 

Kirisharka: dont be rosalina and ur automatically free of gay

 

Kirisharka: wait

 

AcittoTrippo: WAGHAJAJSJS

 

TailDude: I LAUGHED WUA TO HARD AT THAT HOLY SHIYWKAJ

 

IGiveDiabetes: That was an ultron bruh moment

 

TailDude: is ultron even a word

 

IGiveDiabetes: I don't know lol it sounded cool

 

MidOWOya: What's a 'bruh moment'?

 

MsFloatUrBitch: *inhales* deku-

 

Kirisharka: a bruh moment is when your experience such an earth stopping life changing moment that just stops reality and cannot be comprehended in words so you can simply on describe it in 'bruh'

 

MidOWOya: Oohh, thank you Kirishima!! ♪ \(^ω^\ )

 

Kirisharka: ur welcome broo!! (。•̀ᴗ-)✧

 

TailDude: reading that was a bruh moment

 

AcittoTrippo: i lost -2 braincells

 

AcittoTrippo: my current count is -5 guys help how am i even fucking functioning

 

IGiveDiabetes: Pure adrenaline my guy

 

Kirisharka: bro im high off adrenaline as soon as my lips touch that protein shake

 

MsFloatUrBitch: stop with the bruh moments the count is to high

 

AcittoTrippo: fr

TailDude: you know sometimes i end up reading things i really dont want my eyes to see

 

IGiveDiabetes: Happens to the best of us

 

MsFloatUrBitch: mhm

 

MsFloatUrBitch: press f to pay respects

 

IGiveDiabetes: F

 

Kirisharka: f

 

AcittoTrippo: f

 

MidOWOya: F!!

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: f but i also dont care

 

AcittoTrippo: damn baku thats just cold

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: didnt i just say i didnt fucking care

 

TailDude: at least he paid respects, thats all the matters *praying emoji*

 

IGiveDiabetes: Why

 

IGiveDiabetes: Why did

 

IGiveDiabetes: Why did you type that out when you could jus

 

TailDude: shhh

 

TailDude: none shall know if we dont mention it brotherin

 

Kirisharka: suddenly this chat turned into a cult

 

AcittoTrippo: well i mean

 

IGiveDiabetes: *mega sigh*

 

MsFloatUrBitch: *mega inhale*

 

MidOWOya: But just a second ago you were questioning Ojiro typing that out (●__●)

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: theres no fucking sigh or inhale emoji now is there deku

 

Kirisharka: actually

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: finish that sentence and i finish ur life

 

TailDude: hOH FUCK

 

Kirisharka: :""""(

 

AcittoTrippo: loVE HOW THE FACE ELONGATED TO FIT THE TEARS LMAOAIJS

 

IGiveDiabetes: wAhahjsHAH YOU'RE RIGHT

 

Kirisharka: sToP hE's iNsEcuRE aBOut iT

 

MsFloatUrBitch: bruh

 

MidOWOya: Is this a good moment to say bruh moment?

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: goddamnit why did you tell him eijirou you fucking ruined it

 

MsFloatUrBitch: its still funny

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: no

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: nothing even the fucking slightest bit funny comes out of that nerds mouth change my mind

 

Kirisharka: bro ignore kat midoriya it is a good time :)

 

MidOWOya: Ah I see!!

 

MidOWOya: Bruh moment.

 

AcittoTrippo: gotteM

 

TailDude: now we riot

 

TailDude: where the pitchforks

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: dont fucking call me kat

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: and goddamnit why

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: not funny didnt laugh

 

IGiveDiabetes: Damn he's tough

 

MsFloatUrBitch: when ur listening to happy upbeat music and a bitch starts dissing your friend

 

MidOWOya: O.O Nothing ever ends well when Uraraka is mad.

 

MsFloatUrBitch: ur damn right

 

AcittoTrippo: anna ou

 

IGiveDiabetes: S t o p

 

Kirisharka: can we all just move on and leave midoribro alone

 

Kirisharka: b a k u g o u

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: whatever i have to sleep any fucking way

 

TailDude: its

 

TailDude: its literally still light out

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: shut up i dont give a fuck

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: bye

 

ExplodoKillingMachine has left the chat

 

AcittoTrippo: now we know that baku has no fucks to give ;)

 

MidOWOya: I don't know, seemed a little off to me ×∆×

 

IGiveDiabetes: Everything seems off to you lmao

 

IGiveDiabetes: Just sayin yo

 

Kirisharka: eh idk bro

 

MsFloatUrBitch: now that he's gone, let me just say that if he ever talks bad about deku like that again while im present he fiNNA GET A PUNCH TO THAT PRETTY BOY FACE OF HIS

 

MidOWOya: Aaah, Uraraka there's no need for violence! ✧\(>o<)ノ✧

 

TailDude: his face is everything but pretty

 

TailDude: no offense Kirishima lol

 

Kirisharka: none taken╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭

 

AcittoTrippo: love how u had to say no offense lmaomshwjnd

 

TailDude: never be to careful around these parts dude


ZapZappity: guysSSS!! i was watching keeping up with the kardashians and they started fighting for the 3rd time that episode >:(

 

ThatOneGuy: uh

 

ThatOneGuy: first of all who watches kuwtk anymore

 

ThatOneGuy: second why are u awake its literally the dead of night

 

ZapZappity: bro im rewatching!! :(

 

ZapZappity: and i could say the same abOuT YOU

 

ThatOneGuy: insomnia it sucks

 

ZapZappity: oh

 

ZapZappity: yeah i mean u look the part

 

ThatOneGuy: im not sure if that was an insult but im going to ignore it

 

ZapZappity: nah not at all dude just saying (ㆁωㆁ)

 

ThatOneGuy: its fine

 

ZapZappity: hey, ur one with meme culture right man?

 

ThatOneGuy: i uh no not really idk

 

ZapZappity: oh

 

ZapZappity: well lets test that theory shall we ^v^

 

ZapZappity: creeper

 

ThatOneGuy: um

 

ThatOneGuy: aw man

 

ZapZappity: YOOLUOWKAHAHAHAJAM BROOOOOO

 

ThatOneGuy: i dont get it how is that a meme

 

ZapZappity:

 

ZapZappity: ur joking right

 

ThatOneGuy: do u think i am

 

ZapZappity: :(

 

ZapZappity: if ur serious then howd u kbow to reply with thatl

 

ZapZappity: know* ?

 

ThatOneGuy: i just listened to that song as a kid and it was the first thing that popped into my head

 

ZapZappity: aye ur an og :))

 

ThatOneGuy: sure

 

ZapZappity: epic

 

ThatOneGuy: yeah

 

ZapZappity: idk what else to say lol

 

ZapZappity: theres no one else here and u arent exactly the most fun no offense man ur still a bro

 

ThatOneGuy: wow thanks appreciate it

 

ZapZappity: (◕ᴗ◕✿)

 

ThatOneGuy: (@—@;)

 

TenSanicSpeed: What is going on here? It's very late and we have class tomorrow!

 

ThatOneGuy: shit

 

ZapZappity: thats my line bro wth

 

TenSanicSpeed: Both of you get to sleep, especially you, Kaminari, I expected more of you.

 

ThatOneGuy: that was your first mistake

 

ThatOneGuy: and also i cant sleep

 

TenSanicSpeed: Why not?

 

ThatOneGuy: insomnia

 

TenSanicSpeed: Oh, that's okay.

 

TenSanicSpeed: I hope it gets better!

 

ThatOneGuy: thanks i guess

 

TenSanicSpeed: I'll be going now, have a good night! Or technically morning. You get it!

 

ThatOneGuy: yeah

 

TenSanicSpeed has left the chat

 

ZapZappity: heh i never left :^)

 

ThatOneGuy: cool

 

xXEmo_Bird_69Xx: I have been awoken from my slumber for this.

 

ZapZappity: oh hey :D

 

ZapZappity: wNna join our lit convo buddy

 

ZapZappity: wanna****

 

xXEmo_Bird_69Xx: Negative. I'm returning to the depths of mind, but thanks for the offer.

 

xXEmo_Bird_69Xx has left the chat

 

ThatOneGuy: for such an outgoing guy you seem to have people avoiding you

 

ZapZappity: HEY

 

ZapZappity: tHATS NOT TRUE HE'S PROBABLY JUST TIRED

 

ThatOneGuy: maybe

 

ThatOneGuy: anyway im going now i dont want to sit here and text you all night

 

ZapZappity: understandable have a nice day

Chapter Text

ExplodoKillingMachine: who

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: the FUCK

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: TOOK A BITE FROM A KITKAT BAR AND THEN LEFT IT

 

GothGF: what the actual fuck

 

GothGF: that is a literal sin and whoever did it cannot be associated with me anymore

 

AcittoTrippo: i

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: dont fucking tell me it was you pinky

 

AcittoTrippo: WTF NO WHY WOULD U THINK THAT!?!!

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: u seem like a sinner

 

TentaclesCantCompare: Bruh.

 

MidOWOya: Kacchan, what are you talking about? What Kit-Kat bar?

 

ExplodoKillingMachine:

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: THE ONE THAT WAS ONE THE FUCKING COUNTER BUT I BURNT IT TO A CRISP BECAUSE IT ANGERED ME THAT FUCKING MUCH YOU DAMN NERD

 

TentaclesCantCompare: Modern problems require modern solutions.

 

AcittoTrippo: LMFAOOOO

 

MidOWOya: Oh!!

 

MidOWOya: I didn't see it.

 

GothGF: how would u see it if he burnt it asdfghjkl

 

MidOWOya: You're right OwO.

 

AcittoTrippo: his name suits him good job sero

 

TentaclesCantCompare: Kdhjhehjdhkje.

 

ZapZappity: bruhhh wtf i was playing super smash with a bot and my game froze >:(

 

GothGF: why the hell are u playing with a bot snkejkhdjjejkhejj

 

ZapZappity: well i have no one to play with me so

 

TentaclesCantCompare: As I said, modern problems require modern solutions.

 

AcittoTrippo: bro denki i'll play with u :'(

 

ZapZappity: omGDGHJSHJHWJDHJI MINA FR

 

AcittoTrippo: hELL YEAHHHH IM OMW RN

 

ZapZappity: :DDDDDD I'LL GET THE OTHER CONTROLLER

 

AcittoTrippo: K

 

TentaclesCantCompare: Nice.

 

MidOWOya: Kaminari and Ashido have such a nice friendship!! 。◕‿◕。

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: ew

 

IcoHotto: I've been summoned

 

GothGF: LMFAOWNSJHWJKHHEHKIWHHJAUKGAGYJAHJAHAHHAHWJEJE

 

TentaclesCantCompare: jirOU CALM DOWN AHAHHAH.

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: sorry i dont talk to bitchass losers lmfao

 

IcoHotto: I suppose it would be weird if you talked to yourself

 

MidOWOya: (・o・)

 

TentaclesCantCompare: B R U H.

 

ExplodoKillingMachine:

 

Cellophane: WTF IS GOING ON STOP BLOWING UP M

 

Cellophane: WTFAWYJHJWUYAYHAHA DAMMNNNN

 

GothGF: if i had any laughs to spare i would be laughing my ass off rn

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: i dont even feel like fucking arguing

 

GothGF: um whats going on why isnt he yelling bakugo are u alright

 

Cellophane: intermediately scared

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH OF YOU I DONT FUCKING YELL EVERYTIME I GET ANGRY DUMBASSES

 

TentaclesCantCompare: Caps lock counts as yelling.

 

Cellophane: he gets angry at his friends but not todoroki wtffff (个_个)

 

GothGF: i feel ashamed and angry like you know how i feel why would you say that you know im trying

 

Cellophane:

 

Cellophane: was that a

 

GothGF: yes it was shhh

 

IcoHotto: I am the superior

 

TentaclesCantCompare: Don't worry I'll be here saying bruh all night.

 

Cellophane: tjanks i dont have to worry about feeding my kids now

 

Cellophane: *thanks*

 

TentaclesCantCompare: Anytime. Just helping a brother out.

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: im leaving this is fucking dumb as shit

 

GothGF: lmao bye no one will miss u gay

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: looks who's talking

 

GothGF: hush

 

ExplodoKillingMachine: fuck you bye

 

ExplodoKillingMachine has left the chat

 

Cellophane: haha gay

 

MidOWOya: Don't be mean, I thought Iida said somethinh about that? O.O

 

GothGF: he

 

GothGF: midoriya he's literally been bullying you for like half your life and ur defending him i

 

TentaclesCantCompare: Damn, facts.

 

MidOWOya: Well yeah, but that doesn't mean you guy's should be mean! ʕ´• ᴥ•̥`ʔ

 

Cellophane: yes it does

 

IcoHotto: I'm going to have to agree with them, sorry Izuku

 

MidOWOya: All opinions are valid, I don't care that much. (=^・ェ・^=)

 

Cellophane: IS THAT A CATWJHAJSJS

 

GothGF: protect this boy at all costs

 

Kirisharka: GUYS

 

Cellophane: wassup bruv

 

GothGF: what he said

 

Kirisharka: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT IT'S ACTUALLY 'REST IN PEACE' AND NOT 'REST IN PIECE'

 

IcoHotto: You're kidding right

 

GothGF: why am i not surprised

 

Kirisharka: WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME???!? WTFAAAAAHAUUUUJUJDHHDJNHXJJJJJJHJKHKEJIHIXHUUJOEUJIENIXHNISNIUJEUIJIDDUIBBJIEHJIEJZKHNHUIEJOSIHNBUSIUHI

 

TentaclesCantCompare: I can tell he's frustrated lmao, that keyboard smash tho.

 

Cellophane: dont worry man it happens to the best of us

 

Kirisharka: did u know??

 

Cellophane: yeah but i thought u knew too

 

Kirisharka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Kirisharka has left the chat

 

MidOWOya: Is Kirishima okay?!

 

GothGF: give him an hour or two

 

Cellophane: lol he's probably gonna go find denki or bakugo and ask if they knew lmfao

 

GothGF: akjjhsjhejkhdhuke fr

 

GothGF: wait u think they already know?

 

Cellophane: idk all three of them are kinda dumb but like not at the same time

 

Cellophane: but i cant really say anything lmfaoaooaoao

 

TentaclesCantCompare:

 

TentaclesCantCompare: Who the hell is screaming.

 

IcoHotto: I think that might be Kirishima, I can hear it all the way in my dorm

 

GothGF: manly screams of injustice

 

Cellophane: WJKHJEKHJJKHSHHKEHHEGEHHKEHHJSJHKWHUK

Phrog: who burnt my kitkat bar? i come back down to finish it and theres just ashes everywhere :(

TentaclesCantCompare: You're joking me right.

 

TentaclesCantCompare: Goddamnit.