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Spiderman @binderman  

Trans right y'all :)

 

Joshua Ellis @joss

Sitting here really hoping this isn't a fake account 

 

Katie rose @flowergirl 

Since when did spiderman have a twitter 

 

Tony @IamIronMan

Since now I guess @binderman I said that you couldn't get a twitter 

 

Tony @IamIronMan

And you went and done it anyway >:( 

 

Spiderman @binderman  

Sorry Mr stark 

 

Danylynn @that1irnmanstan

Wait that really is spider man holy nugget 

 

Spiderman @binderman

The one and only @that1irnmanstan  

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom 

You can't be the REAL spiderman like ?????

 

DrWho? @nattiegurl 

Why can't he be the real one @nyoom nyoom 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

News flash flash I am spiderman @capamerica tell him 

 

Tony @IamIronMan

Son why did you have to drag steve into this 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

@binderman is the real spiderman anyone who thinks other than your loss mate

 

James @wintersmoulder

Steve is currently baking so like :) 

 

Spiderman @binderman

Tnx bucky :) 

 

James @wintersmoulder  

Np kid 

 

Eddiecc @choatic.edward  

The avenger are like a big ol fam bless 

 

Spiderman @ binderman

true and i love your @ @choatic.edward 

 

Eddiecc @choatic.edward

Hhhhhh thank you 

 

Izzy @lofty 

@choatic.edward the moment when spiderman says he likes your @

 

Eddiecc @choatic.edward 

Ikr i can die happy now 

 

Tony @IamIronMan  

@binderman does pepper know you made a twitter account 

 

Spiderman @binderman

No, and she won't yet okay please 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair

Stop trying vines and stuff n maybe you won't get caught 

 

Spiderman @binderman  

Sure jan 

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Spiderman @binderman 

And I opp-

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

What happened? 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Nothing but I just started doctor who with Mr stark and oof

 

Jo @SMfan 

@spiderman how soft do you think your hair is? 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

@SMfan idk but that's a random q 

 

Beter @parkour 

His hair is p soft 

 

Jo @SMfan

Alright but whos is beter and how does he know how soft spidermans hair is

 

Clintfb @katnisss

Peter is Starks son and like spiderman BFF

 

Beter @parkour 

Hhhh I'm not his son oof

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Let me just say that basically, @parkour is my son 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom

Did peter beg you to say that @IamIronMan

 

Tony @IamIronM an

Why would he beg, he's one of the best kids about 

 

Beter @parkour

Flash if I were you I'd shut up 

 

Nedward @guyinachair

Flash now isn't a good time to attack peter 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom

I'm not attacking him lol 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom 

Just want her to stop lying about her ‘internship’ 

 

Beter @parkour

1)I'm not lying and 2)I'm a boy so shut up yeah 

 

Clintfb @katnisss

@nyoom nyoom don't be misgendering peeps dude 

 

Iced americano @capamerica 

@nyoom nyoom if you have nothing important to say then kindly fuck off and leave peter alone

 

Joshua eliis @joss

Oof captain America went off 

 

Tony @IamnIronMan 

I've heard lots about you flash and I swear if see you invalidating peter again then ill personally have a word with you 

 

Izzy @lofty 

A lesson for today ladies and gents don't piss off the avengers 

 

CNN @CNN

The Avengers seen defending Tony Starks so-called son over twitter. Click here to find out more 



 

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Iced Americano @capamerica 

Just you're daily PSA that I love my significant others ♡♡♡

 

Bearboi @oliboil

Who are they 

 

Spiderman @binderman

Eww grandpa is being sappy gross 

 

Sam @birdboy

Spiderman saying cap shouldn't be sappy when he's even sappier 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair

Oof exposed lol 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Yall should try and guess who they are 

 

Katie Rose @flowergirl 

Cap dating/married to more than one person is a mood 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

@flowergirl I'm married to both of them :) 

 

Danylynn @that1irnmanstan

Are one of them bucky by any chance 

 

Iced American @capamerica

Oh god no his boyfriend would probably kill me 

 

James @wintersmoulder

Pretty he wouldn't kill you punk 

 

Eddiecc @choatic.edward

That rules out bucky ig 

 

Eddiecc @choatic.edward

That rules out bucky ig 

 

Eddiecc @choatic.edward

@capamerica by any chance one is tony stark 

 

Tony @IamIronMan

Howd you find that out @choatic.edward

 

Eddiecc @choatic.edward

I just pay attention to media sir 

 

Iced American @capamerica

Well you guessed right:) 

 

Zach @thatisgay

Sksks Steve and Tony being married is so cute sksks

 

Spiderman @ binderman 

@thatisgay they've been married for a while but I stan bro 

 

Clintfb @Katnisss

Yall think it cute now but just wait 

 

Syd @cosplaytingz 

I think someone is jealous 

 

Clintfb @ Katnisss

Lol @cosplaytingz lol they wish 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Babe, I think you need some rest 

 

Irnwoman @hannahbannah 

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[Screenshot of Buckys tweet but zoomed in on the babe] 

And I oop- 

 

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Clintfb @Katnisss

Honestly fuck everything 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

What's wrong b? 

 

Shane @NotDawson

Someone's in a bad mood 

 

Clintfb @Katnisss

Got misgendered and told that am a spaz after a guy saw my hearing aids 

 

Joshua Ellis @ joss

Wait your deaf? 

 

Clintfb @Katnisss

Yeah have been for a while, I use ASL and I took speech therapy when I was up until I was 20 

 

Suzy @lesbian.slaps 

The more you know 

 

Beter @parkour 

Clint I love you and your valid 

 

James @wintersmoulder

I love you babe <3 

 

Bruciebear @brucebanner 

Clint you need to understand that you're as manly as the next man 

 

Clintfb @Katnisss 

Thanks guys <3 <3 <3 

 

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Beter @ parkour 

@IamIronMan if spiderman gets 100,000 likes on his next tweet can we start a YouTube channel 

 

Syd @cosplaythingz

Lad yes please 

 

DrWho? @nattiegurl 

Yo imagine the amazing of behind the scenes footage wed be blessed with

 

MJ @myfriendscallmemj

This isnt gonna end well 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair

Itll be funny please @IamIronMan

 

Tony @IamIronMan

Fine I'll Give him an hour to get to 100,000 likes 

 

Spiderman @binderman

Wubba Lubba dub dub 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Yall better fucking get that to 100,000 

 

Ryan @blueboi 

Bitxh let's fucking go 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Watch your language @binderman 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff

Yall Peter just called Tony dad 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom 

Ha what an idiot 

 

Miss Marvel @CarolD

Oi leave Peter alone 

 

Rory @theantagonist 

How does Peter know Capt Marvel 

 

Beter @parkour 

Being friends with spiderman has positives 

 

Rory @theantagonist 

So you use spiderman go meet other avengers and whatnot cool 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom 

I bet she manipulates spiderman to get what she wants 

 

Beter @parkour 

Flash fuck off yeah 

 

Katie rose @flowergirl

I dont know you flash but leave Peter alone 

 

Katie rose @flowergirl 

Fuck I barely even know Peter but leave him alone 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Yeah Peter totally uses me to hang out with captain marvel 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

Capt Marvel and her gf are amazing 

 

Cindy @Cindy Moon

Ned how do you know Capt Marvel 

 

Miss Marvel @CarolD

Right lemme just say that I know Peter an all his friends and we meet through spiderman

 

Beter @parkour 

Thank you Carol ♡♡

 

Tony @IamIronMan

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[Tony sitting on the couch on his phone and in the background you can hear Peter say "hay dad" and then sound of running] 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

@parkour busted 

 

Beter @parkour 

I'm just gonna yeet myself off a building 

 

Shuri @wakandastechie 

Do a backflip 

 

Beter @parkour 

Shuri shut up 

 

Shuri @wakandastechie 

Make me gay white boy 

 

MJ @myfirendscallmemj

Get reckd bitxh @parkour 

 

Joshua Ellis @joss 

The Avengers and Peter are like so wholesome oof

 

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Spiderman @binderman

Oi @IamIronMan my tweet got to 100,000

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[Screenshot of spidermans tweet but zoomed in on the likes and retweets] 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Look you tin man 150,000 likes 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Better start that fucking account 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Fine since yall asked for it 

 

Thor @ God_of_Thunder

This should be very interesting indeed 

 

Beter @parkour 

Thor has Twitter oof *heart eyes* 

 

Snek @slimysnakeboi

If Tony manages to do this I'll visit 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Sir/Ma'am it'll be an honour to have you on our channel 

 

Snek @slimysnakeboi

It's neither today whoops 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Oki doki person Loki 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

That was trash sorry

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Yall Tony just said I'm gonna be on camera duty for the channel oof 

 

Clintfb @Katnisss 

Yall can watch me Natasha makeup and mess up their face 

 

Pepper @CEOPotts

This is a big PR mess

 

Beter @parkour 

Shit abort mission abort mission 

 

Pepper @CEOPotts 

Spiderman this is your fault 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Oof sorry 

 

Danylynn @nattiegurl 

Spiderman how often do the avengers use oof 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

If you mean the OG6 then Clint uses it the most, Steve uses it cause he thinks he's hip and down with the kids, Nat probably says it in Russian 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

I don't just to clarify 


Spiderman @binderman 

Bruce I've heard use it if thor says oof I'll die and Tony uses it ever now and then @nattiegurl 

 

Thor @God_of_Thunder 

Oof 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

I just die bye yall 

 

???! @thot detached 

Yo who let thor say oof

 

Eddiecc @chaotic.edward 

It seems the avengers have a case of the oof and it looks to be spreading 

 

Thor @God_of_Thunder 

Blame Bruce for not stopping me 

 

Beter @parkour 

Sksksks Bruce, you killed spiderman 

 

BrucieBear @brucebanner  

Oof 

100k likes 12k rts 

 

 

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Freddie @fellowwhovian 

Bruce banner is a real cutie 

 

Freddie @fellowwhovian

Yall just sleeping on him 

 

Freddie @fellowwhovian 

And those are the facts 

 

Thor @God_of_Thunder

The midgardian is right, Bruce is a real cutie 

 

Beter @ parkour  

I second that tweet 

 

Beter @ parkour  

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[Thor is carrying Bruce bridal style and smiling while Bruce is blushing] 

 

Bruciebear @brucebanner

I feel very exposed thanks alot Peter 

 

Beter @parkour 

No problem Bruce :) 

 

MJ @myfriendscallmemj 

Peter has a habit of exposing people 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

Just don't eat his pizza like ever 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

I can agree with that, never touch Peter's pizza 

 

James @wintersmoulder

The same thing goes for Clint but hell prank you instead 

 

Joshua Ellis @joss 

The moral lesson here today is don't fuck with Peter's pizza 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Can I put that out that if anyone even looks at my food I'll web there hands together 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Never mind touching it 

 

Danylynn @that1irnmanstan

Noted 

 

DP @mercwithamouth

I'm only here because the author couldn't remember what he was gonna originally write so oops

 

Grey tin can @rhodey

Wade what are you talking about 

 

DP @mercwithamouth 

The truth sonny 

 

Stinky @wonkytonky 

I'm gonna just ignore that

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Maybe wade is having a crisis 

 

DP @mercwithamouth 

I'm always in crisis @binderman 

 

Stinky @wonkytonky 

Me too @mercwithamouth 

 

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Spiderman @binderman 

Trains are the fucking worse 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Language 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

They completely MESS with my senses and ugh 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Finally, someone gets it @binderman 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Like when I'm near on I'm like kmn 

 

Shuri @wakandastechie 

Why did my brain translate kmn to kill my nelf 

 

Shuri @ wakandastechie

Like I know it means kill me now but kill my nelf wow 

 

MJ @myfriendscallmemj 

Looks like you got a case of dumb bitch brain 

 

Beter @parkour 

That's cause you hang out with me too much 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Peter is just crack head energy 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

Like you can be a crack head at crack head hours 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

But Peter is always a crack head 

 

Mousey boy @Ratatouille 

Can I be a crack head 

 

Freddie @fellowwhovian 

@ Ratatouille just never sleep or stay up real late at night 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

That's why @ IamIronMan is a crackhead 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Wow stop calling me out bitch 

 

CEOPotts @Pepper 

He's right babe you are kinda a crack head 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Wow even the love of my life is calling me out 

 

Bearboi @oliboil

Wait I thought Tony was married to Steve 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

He is 

 

Eddiecc @ chaotic.edward 

Remember when Steve said he has two significant others

 

Eddiecc @ chaotic.edward

Might be a hunch but Pepper might be the other person in the relationship 

 

Joshua Ellis @joss 

@capamerica can you confirm this ??

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

I can confirm that Tony, Pepper and I are all married 

 

Turtle @savetheplanet 

So is like a polyamorous marriage? 

 

Beter @parkour 

Yeah exactly like that

 

CEOPotts @Pepper 

Peter you don't have permission to say that 

 

Korg @iwannadie 

Does he need permission to say stuff or?

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Yes Peter needs permission to say stuff cause if not the Media will take it out of context and use it against us 

 

Eye patch @NickFury 

Its not like he cares he says whatever he wants on Twitter 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Looks like @parkour is in trouble 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

And I oop 

 

Beter @parkour 

@Pepper if I clean the lab tonight will you forget I said anything 

 

CEOPotts @Pepper 

Sure why not

 

Beter @parkour 

Thanks mom 

 

Beter @parkour 

Oh shit 

 

Miss Marvel @CarolD 

If that isn't the cutest shit then I dunno what is

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

I think Pepper is crying 

 

Mom @Pepper 

Hush I'm not crying my eyes are just sweating 

 

Zach @thatisgay 

That's so cute oof 

 

Giant man @antboy 

Here's something cute 

[Video Attached: Peter and cassie are hanging out and messing around] 

 

Beter @parkour 

Wow Scott really 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Peter said I should tell you that he's gonna get me to vore you 

 

Giant man @ antboy 

You cant vore me spiderman >:(

 

Spiderman @binderman 

YoU cAnT vOrE mE SpIdeRmAn

 

Giant man @antboy 

Dont be fucking rude 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Sksksksks Language 

 

Giant man @antboy 

Did captain American just use sksksks 

 

Mousey boy @ratatouille 

I feel like this is on Peter 

 

Shuri @wakandastechie 

Sike it was me 

 

Grey tin can @rhodey

Why did you teach him that 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

My honeybear is right now hes always gonna use it 

 

Stinky @wonkytonky 

Honeybear? You're married I don't think you should be calling others honeybear unless you're with them 

 

Clintfb @Katnisss 

Just gonna pop up and say that Tony can call whomever he wants honeybear 

 

Clintfb @Katnisss 

Alot of us call each other nicknames because we're comfortable with each other 

 

Clintfb @Katnisss 

So before you go out saying dumb shit about Tony please check yourself first 

 

Mousey boy @Ratatouille 

Okay but go off Clint 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Thanks legolas 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Clint is right we call each other nicknames all the time 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Plus me and rhodey got drunk married years ago 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Wait what 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Shoot gotta blast 

 

Stinky @wonkytonky 

Maybe Ironman is just a huge fucking man whore 

 

Mom @Pepper 

Oi that's my husband you're talking about 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Yeah and he's my dad so go eat dirt

 

DP @mercwithamouth 

Fun fact the writer doesn't know if he should stop here or keep going 

 

Goth GF @witchyhands 

What writer 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

You doing okay Wade 

 

DP @mercwithamouth 

I'm guessing the writer decided to continue writing 

 

Sorcerer Supreme @wizard_father 

I'm confused as to what wade is talking about 

 

Sorcerer Supreme @wizard_father 

And I can see into different dimensions or worlds 

 

DP @mercwithamouth 

Sometimes I sat random as shit whoops 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Sometimes I eat random shit 

 

Bearboi @oliboil

Okay but like same ??????

 

????! @thordetected 

Okay but maybe you shouldn't be eating shit?? 

 

Mousey boy @Ratatouille 

Well duh obviously he doesn't, right @binderman

 

Spiderman @binderman 

@Ratatouille is right I don't actually eat shit that would be vv gross nd vv hard to explain 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Well night yall and remember dont eat shit #donteatshit 

 

 

 

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Beter @parkour

That akotaco moment when you go to a trampoline park and almost vomit and pass out cause you forget you were wearing a binder and needed to breathe 

 

MJ @myfriendscallmemj

This dumb bitch almost died 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair

I nearly had a heart attack  

 

Beter @parkour 

But I didn't did I 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom 

Maybe if you weren't pretending to be a boy, you won't have to deal with that 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

Here's a wild theory but imagine if spiderman was trans 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom 

Spiderman cant be trans have you seen him 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

I have seen him flash and I've seen the huge crush you have on him 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

That's cute some has a crush on me 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom 

Pfft I haven't got a crush, that would be gay 

 

Freddie @fellowwhovian 

What's wrong with being gay 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom

There's nothing wrong with being gay I'm just not a homo sorry 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom

Plus spiderman doesn't look trans 

 

Oofer gang @bigtwitchy 

@nyoom nyoom I hate when people say “____ doesn't look trans” like duh that the fucking point 

 

Oofer gang @bigtwitchy

Like it's the same thing as walking up to a serial killer and saying “you don't look like a serial killer”

 

Grey @calmpaint

“Oh you don't look autistic” is another common one 

 

Oofer gang @bigtwitchy 

You don't look gay, bi, depressed, an artist etc. Humans aren't meant to look a certain way just because they are something, for example, I'm gonna use black widow because she is a badass and fucking amazing but for all, we know 

 

Oofer gang @bigtwitchy

She could a hairstylist and tattooist and we'll never know because she doesn't look like one so please don't got around say “oh spiderman doesn't look trans” because that's the fucking point, send tweet 

 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom

@bigtwitchy calm down I'm just saying he doesn't look like tr*nny so he cant be one

 

Grey @calmpaint 

@nyoom nyoom did you not just read a word they just said or are you just ignorant 

 

Spiderman @binderman

He's just ignorant is my guess and please don't throw about t slurs unless you yourself are trans ok :) 

 

Zach @thatsgay 

I second that tweet 

 

DP @mercwithamouth 

Same 

 

Clintfb @katnisss

Same 

 

James @wintersmoulder

On a less touchy subjective I've been up since 5 pm yesterday and I think am hitting crack head hours and also why is #donteatshit trending

Spiderman @binderman

First of get someone to make you coffee or something and secondly why on earth is # donteatshit  treading 

 

Spiderman @binderman

Like guys seriously why 

 

M @angel_irl

Cause that shit is funny 

 

Cheese @humburger 

It's honestly just a bunch of memes and stuff tbh am sitting here thinking that it would make some quality content for the avengers to just scroll through the hashtag 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

I actually don't hate that idea what do you think @parkour 

 

Beter @parkour 

I might do that actually, yall should @ spiderman and use # donteatshit and like send fanart and stuff and ill see if I can get the avenger to react to it 

 

M @angel_irl

That sound epic 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

Oh my god this is not gonna end well 

 

MJ @myfriendscallmemj

If peter is organising it, it will probably go south 

 

Grey tin can @rhodey 

Oh shit here we go again 

 

Zach @thatsgay 

Did war machine just quote a meme

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

That's when you know it's gonna be oof but like @parkour im 100 percent down to be in the video 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

 I'm gonna put up polls for which avenger yall wanna see cause like some of them are like hecka busy 

 

Goth GF @witchyhands 

Spidey add me to the polls, please 

 

Thor @god_of_thunder 

I would also like to be apart of the polls  

 

Bruciebear @brucebanner 

Me too actually, spiderling add me to the polls 

 

Spiderman @binderman

Thank yall for making this easier oof 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Wanda just convinced me to download tiktok so like I did my account name is iamjesus go follow I think idk 

 

Mousey @ratatouille 

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[screenshot of buckys tiktok account] AHAHAHAHS KSKSKSSKSK OH MY GOD IT'S REAL AHHHHH

 

Zach @thatsgay 

OMGOMGOMGOMG AHHHH WHYYYYY HEHEH

 

Grey @calmpaint 

bucky why ddid you do this oh my god 

 

Nedward @guyinthchair

Wanda this is your fault 

 

Goth GF @witchyhands

You ungrateful s.o.bs are welcome 

 

Oofer gang @bigtwitchy 

You should post something for the shits and gigs 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Okok wait hold up 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

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[Bucky is looking weirdly at the camera and then yells for the next 10 seconds, you can hear Wanda laughing in the background and Bucky turns to looks at her before saying ‘this is your fault and oh I'm so tired’ before lazily calling Clint’s name and yelling I love you. Bucky hands the phone to Wanda and clint comes into frame and tells bucky he needs to get some rest. The camera goes dark and you can hear Clint softly say I love you too]

 

Goth GF @witchyhands 

Sleep-deprived and hyped on coffee bucky is my favourite thing 

 

????! @thotdetected 

Thank you, queen, for giving us this blessed content 

 

Clintfb @katnisss

Wanda, you and I are gonna talk about this later but right now I need you to help 

 

Shuri @wakandastechie 

If bucky can get tiktok then @binderman should get one 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Would love to, but am pretty sure tony n pepper don't trust me not to reveal my identity by accident so  \(*_*)/

 

Tony @IamIronMan

Maybe when you're older you can tell people who you are spiderson

 

Spiderman @binderman

Spiderson hhhhhhhh and what if I use neds tiktok account 

 

Tony @IamIronMan

Neds responsible so I doubt he’d let you do that 

 

Tony @IamIronMan

@myfriendscallmemj please keep an eye out on them whenever they make a tiktok 

 

MJ @myfriendscallmemj

ill try my best 

 

Spiderson @binderman

Sksksks Mr stark ill be careful 

 

Goth GF @witchyhands 

@IamIronMan let spiderman make tiktoks with bucky and see how he does 

 

Shuri @wakandastechie 

If he lasts like a month without spilling the beans them will you PleaSe let him get a tiktok 

 

Oofer gang @bigtwitchy 

Sounds fair to me 

 

Tony @IamIronMan

Ugh fine you kids are your tiktoks, spidey you get a month 

 

DP @mercwithamouth

So basically the avengers have a youtube channel and are planning videos and now they're hopping onto tiktok, the media is gonna go crazy y'all 

 

Mom @Pepper 

@binderman @parkour @wintersmoulder and @witchyhands all of you are causing a PR frenzy and leaving me with so much work and I'm not happy 

 

Beter @parkour 

Shit we are in troubles guys, HIDE SO SHE CAN'T FIND YOU 

 

Spiderson @binderman

Looks like I'm gonna be in Clint's hiding spot for a while 

 

Goth GF @witchyhands 

Barnes is asleep so he's safe which means am fucked bye 

 

 

 

 

 

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Spiderman @binderman 

“If you act like a thot, you're gonna get treated like a thot” said a very wise man once said 

 

James @wintersmoulder

That wise man was me after we painted our faces like clowns 

 

Peter @junkoposes

Yall did what now??

 

Yuri @ stopyellingbitch

Where's pepper when you need her 

 

Mom @ pepper

I'm in my office and its 2 am those two should be asleep 

 

Spiderman @ binderman

If yall care bucky posted our clown videos, did i mention we film like eight tiktoks 

 

Freddie @ fellowwhovian

Where did yall even get paint or makeup and stuff 

 

Spiderman @ binderman

Shhhh dont tell steve but like i snuck into his room and stole a few paints and some brushes

 

????! @thotdetected 

Why does captain america have paint in his room 

 

Spiderman @ binderman 

He like to paint, he says it's calming 

 

James @ wintersmoulder

I tried to tiptoe around my living quarters to get clints makeup but like he's a spy and can tell when someone is sneaking around and he woke up

 

Peter @ junkoposes

Well did he get mad at you or 

 

James @ wintersmoulder

He signed where it was and told me to put it back so all in all I don't think he minded much 

 

Goth GF @ witchyhands 

Do any of you even know how to apply makeup/face paint 

 

James @ wintersmoulder 

No but painting a clown face on spidermans mask was super fun 

 

Syd @ cosplaytings

You painted his mask!!!!

 

Eddiecc @ choatic.edward

Tony stark is gonna be mad yall 

 

Nedward @ guyinthechair

I dont think Mr stark would mind but like @wintersmoulder and @binderman are gonna be in a fuck ton of trouble 

 

Spiderman @ binderman

Ill just tell mr stark that my suit needs washing and ill wear the other one 

 

Put them on ur head @ unpocoloco

How many suits do you even have anyway 

 

Spiderman @ binderman

I think that classified information but its like really late and pepper tony and the rest are all asleep so ill ask in the morning 

 

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Wall Street Journal @WSJ

What's happening to our line of defense? The avengers seem to have launched a youtube channel and former assassin Bucky Barnes along side vigilante spiderman have recently joined the popular social media platform tiktok. Click here to read more. 

 

Iced Americano @ capamerica

@ WSJ nothing is wrong with your line of defense you need to remember that the avenger are people who have lives and families and that they can whatever they please as long as it isn't breaking the law y'know

 

Iced Americano @ capamerica 

So if they wanna have fun and launch a youtube account i honestly don't see what the problem is. 

 

Rory @ theantagonist  

Both fair points but i don't think people who spend all their time fighting aliens and shit should be on youtube cause for all we know they could be using that platform to promote violence to young kids 

 

Clear af @ vision 

Some people online are really stupid 

 

Goth GF @ witchyhands 

@vision i thought you were on holiday 

 

Clear af @ vision 

I was but i ended up in area 51

 

Mousey @ Ratatoille 

Skskksksks ,,,,,,,,, how did you end up in area 51 

 

M @ angel_irl

Now thats a story time id watch 

 

Tony @ IamIronMan

Thats a great idea but unfortunately i'd rather not have people know what's in there 

 

Freddie @ fellowwhovian

How do you know what's in area 51 huh 

 

Tony @ IamIronMan 

I'm Tony Stark of course I know 

 

Beter @parkour

True but ,,,,,,, how DO you mean

 

BrucieBear @brucebanner 

I thought the majority of the avengers knew what was in there 

 

M angel_irl

Does spiderman know?

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

DOES spiderman know 

 

Mom @Pepper 

No he doesn't 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

How come he doesn't know 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Because if I recall he declined my offer to make him an official member 

 

Peter @junkoposes

Wow really that's dumb 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Was it tho @ junkoposes 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

But I'd he wanted to know he could just ask 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

He could? 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Can I Know what's in Area 51

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

No you can't know 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Wow rude much

 

Emily Hanks @EH

spiderman just called Tony Stark rude, bet if I did that I'd get used or something 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

@EH probably not I'm kinda a bitch sometimes 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

What did I say about name calling tones 

 

Peter @junkoposes 

Do the avengers had a rule against name calling 

 

Syd @cosplaytings 

Thats cute bless 

 

Clintfb @Katnisss 

Its actually not 

 

BrucieBear @brucebanner 

You'd be surprised how many arguments escalate in name calling 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

The amount of times I've called Barnes a little fuckung bitch and almost got smacked in the face with that metal arm is concerning 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Me and Sam have a love hate relationship 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

No it's a hate hate relationship, @wintersmoulder  i hate you 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

I hate you to  love <3 <3 <3 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

Not this again 

 

Carl @Carl1203

Not what again 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

This thing Barnes and Wilson do to show each other how much they 'hate' the other which means both of them getting equally annoyed 

 

Stinky @tonkywonky 

Oof I ship it sksksks

 

Emily Hanks @EH

@ tonkywonky ew don't do that 

 

Jo @SMfan

If someone what's to ship them then they should be allowed @ EH

 

Beter @parkour 

@SMfan I assure you that most of the avengers dont wanna get paired with their teammates 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

@ tonkywonky i have a significant other anyway so like don't do that yeah 

 

Stinky @tonkywonky 

At least I don't ship you with @ capamerica 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Hold up what 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

I dont think yall know that certain avengers get paired off with others regardless of their relationship status 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

I.E Steve and Bucky, Natasha and Clint etc. Etc. 

 

BrucieBear @brucebanner 

Highkey didn't know that was a thing 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

Hold up me and Clint, in what fucking universe 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Nats right Clint is a disaster 

 

Clintfb @Katnisss 

I'm a disaster but am also fucking hot 

 

Clintfb @Katnisss 

Any guy who be lucky to date me 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

You right @Katnisss we should go on a date 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff  

Sam you're taking it a bit far 

 

Emily Hanks @EH 

Is this what you meant by equally annoy each other 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

@EH yeah and sam is playing a dangerous game 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

I wanna see how this ends 

 

BrucieBear @brucebanner 

You and I both know it'll either end in first fight or some extreme sparring 

 

Clintfb @Katnisss 

Oh lord here we go

 

Peter @junkoposes 

What's happening, I smell tea 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Someone get this on camera 

 

Clear af @vision 

I will, come on 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Wilson you better back off 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

Or what 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

@Katnisss we should have dinner and a movie 

 

Clintfb @Katnisss 

Sam what are you doing 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

Tryna steal your heart 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

His heart is already stolen 

 

Michael @twitterdotcom

Someone is jealous 

 

Thor @God_of_Thunder 

@Twitterdotcom makes sense tbh 

 

BrucieBear @brucebanner 

Yeah Thor's right 

 

Grey tin can @rhodey 

I'm so over this already 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

For anyone who doesn't know what's happening 

 

Snek @slimysnakeboi 

Sam Wilson is being a fool 

 

Popping @vinesaspills 

Does Clint have a boyfriend, cause if not I don't see the problem 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

For crying out loud Clint is my boyfriend and I don't like that Wilson is tryna get with him 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Watching barnes explode is really funny 

 

BrucieBear @brucebanner 

I'm sure it wouldn't be funny if Sam was flirting with Steve or pepper 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

You guys always take a prank too far 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

The spider child is right 

 

Dr Who? @nattiegurl 

Is spiderman a child 

 

Toaster @watermelon 

How old is spiderman oof

 

Mom @Pepper 

Really Sam, really 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

That was wild 

 

Miss Marvel @CarolD 

Yall need to chill like all of you 

 

Snek @slimysnakeboi 

Sometimes I wonder why I put up with you lot 

 

Thor @God_of_Thunder 

Brother nobody asked you to stay on earth 

 

Snek @slimeysnakeboi 

Well it's better than asgard so hush 

 

Zach @thatsgay 

What happened to sam and Bucky 

 

Izzy @lofty 

Oh yeah they just vanished 

 

Clear af @vision 

I think there both in the training room

 

Goth GF @witchyhands

I can hear them arguing oof 

 

DP @mercwithamouth 

Let me know when the fist fight starts 

 

Clintfb @Katnisss 

@mercwithamouth think it just started 

 

Shuri @wakandastechie 

Damn kinda wish I was there 

 

Beter @parkour 

@wakandstechie no you don't trust me 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

Time to go split it up before it gets bad, come on @Katnisss 





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Sammy @birdboy 

Billie Eillish is the most hard working, successful teenager I know 

 

Beter @parkour 

I can lift 50 tons 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

But can you pay your parents bill 

 

Beter @parkour 

I don't have parents -_- 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom 

How can you lift 50 tons 

 

Beter @parkour 

I'm very strong? 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom 

Your like a skinny lanky girl who can barely run two laps 

 

Beter @parkour 

*insert dramatic eye roll* I can't run because of my binder you dumb fuck 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

I think Peter the only one who can keep up with Steve and Bucky while running so you better watch it 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom 

Hhhhh sorry Mr Stark 

 

Thor @God_of_Thunder 

 Starkson is very smart and very strong 

 

Beter @parkour 

Speaking of smart (and thank you thor) @CarolD ive got you some pretty cool anti gravity gloves you might wanna try out 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

You made Carol anti gravity gloves,,,,,zzz bitch when??!?!?!? 

 

Beter @parkour 

Ehhhh couple weeks ago…….. Bruce helped 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Why wasn't I invited 

 

Hamburger @cheese 

I think you hurt Tony's feelings 

 

Beter @parkour 

I knew if I asked you'd say no 

 

Miss Marvel @CarolD 

I'd love to test out those anti gravity gloves 

 

Beter @parkour 

Awesome :) 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Son Tony thinks you don't wanna spend time with him anymore 

 

Beter @parkour 

What?! No way I love spending time with Mr Stark 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Really you do ?!?!

 

Beter @parkour 

Hell yeah 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom 

I thought parker only interned for Stark Industries 

 

MJ @myfriendscallmemj 

Intern smintern 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

Ehhh who really cares 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom 

I do, cause that POSER has been parading bout saying she knows All the Avengers and I call BS

 

Mom @Pepper 

HE has signed a non disclosure agreement meaning he can't legally tell the public what goes on within the company or the avengers 

 

Beter @parkour 

Yeah… that's right so ,,,,, ,,,,, dont ask 

 

Fork @inthebath

I don't believe that at all but alright 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Yall I just ordered a new school bag hush don't tell the avenger 

 

Gross @boysare 

What happened to the other one?

 

Spiderman @binderman 

It got stolen when I stuck it to the bin 

 

And I oop @itsfreerealestate 

What do you need a school bag for anyway 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

I normally patrol after school 

 

Toaster @watermelon 

How old are like is it high schools or college 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Hhhh u cant give out that info 

 

Alien boy @mememachine 

I'm gonna say like 16 to 20 maybe 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Well I just turned 17 so…. 

 

Stinky @wonkytonky 

Hhhhh hes my age ahhhh 

 

Poppin @vinesaspills 

What's so special about his age 

 

Stinky @wonkytonky 

Eh I could probably date him duh 

 

Jo @SMfan 

Oof you think spiderman would date you

 

Joshua Ellis @joss 

He could be taken so like you have little to no chance 

 

Stinky @wonkytonky 

If hes taken I'll make him break up with his girlfriend 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Actually I have a boyfriend and please don't be that kind of person 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Spiderman isn't allowed to give out his age but it seem like he doesn't care 

 

Mom @Pepper 

@ IamIronMan i think it's time take his phone away? 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Oh no please dont, Mr. Stark please don't let them please

 

Mom @Pepper 

Maybe don't give out so much personal info from time to time but this is your last warning 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Hhhhhh,,,,,,, thank youuu so much 

 

___________

 

Sammy @birdboy 

Random tweet time: Did yall know hawkass is pretty good at hand to hand combat 

 

Toaster @watermelon 

Well he's an avenger so I'd think so 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

True but he also has his bow and arrow so you never actually see him fight hand to hand 

 

Hawkass @Katnisss 

First off don't diss my bow and arrow they're great and secondly I don't fight hand to hand for medical reasons 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

You train with me all the time, what are you talking about 

 

Hawkass @Katnisss

You KNOW what im talking about 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

Oh yeah that's true 

 

Poppin @vineaspills 

What are you talking about? 

 

Jo @SMfan 

My curiosity is getting the better of me and I wanna know too 

 

Toaster @watermelon 

Can we know? 

 

Hawkass @Katniss 

Nope sorry 

 

Beter @parkour 

It's like whenever they bring up Budapest 

 

Joshua Ellis @joss 

What's happened at Budapest 

 

Eye patch @NickFury 

The don't tell anyone, all I know is that the mission was a success 

 

Michael @twitterdotcom 

Why haven't they told anyone 

 

Goth GF @witchyhands 

Cause they're mean 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

I think barnes knows about it 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Nope I don't 

 

Dr Who @nattiegurl 

Then who knows 

 

BrucieBear @brucebanner 

Only Natasha and Clint 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

They refused to talk about it with anyone other than themselves 

 

Izzy @lofty 

Did they have a thing together during Budapest 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

Oh God no 

 

Sorcerer Supreme @wizard_father 

You'd be surprised how many multiverses have you and Clint paired together 

 

Hawkass @Katnisss 

Ahhhhhh NOOOO, wait hold are you saying in other universe I'm  straight!! 

 

Hawkass @Katnisss 

No no that can't be real 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

No offense but I hate that 

 

Hitten the juul @juuler 

Wait MULTIVERSE

 

Katie rose @flowergirl 

A universe where Natasha and Clint are a couple…. Sounds weird 

 

Zach @thatsgay 

It kinda sounds wrong ngl 

 

Thor @God_of_Thunder 

They are the best of friends and I wouldn't be able to see them as anything else 

 

Eddiecc @chaotic.edward 

I didn't think it was real or true 

 

Sorcerer Supreme @wizard_father 

Yeah there's tons of them 

 

Beter @parkour 

Is there one where I'm a cis guy? 

 

Sorcerer Supreme @wizard_father 

Oh most definitely 

 

Beter @parkour 

Think we can go visit one day 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

1000 percent not, never happening 

 

Sorcerer Supreme @wizard_father 

Universe hopping is incredibly difficult and it would take forever to prepare to do it 

 

Beter @parkour 

Maybe next time :( 

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Sammy @birdboy 

PSA if you are racist, LBGT+ phobic or believe that women don't have rights then kindly unfollow me 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

Cause i'm so tired of petty white men coming into my dms shouting their racism at me 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

That also goes for ladies who think it's okay to tell me go back to my own country, news flash I was born in New York so fuck off 

 

Grey tin can @rhodey 

It's a problem we deal with in our day to day life man 

 

Toaster @watermelon 

Well it shouldn't be that's so shit 

 

Grey tin can @rhodey 

Well what can you do about it, normally I just ignore it 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

Oh and I forgot to say if you're ableist unfollow me as well 

 

Ur mom gay @hannahissmelly 

Falcon really ain't playing around, he only wants positive vibes 

 

Shuri @wakandastechie 

I crave positive vibes 

 

Giant man @antboy 

The only positive vibes I get is when Tony Stark calls me a pissant

 

Bearboi @oliboil 

I'm sorry what? 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Yeah that actually happens 

 

Izzy @lofty 

Does he do that to everyone 

 

Hawkass @Katniss 

Yeah he calls me legolas

 

BrucieBear @brucebanner 

Tony has like personal nicknames for everyone, some are a win win and some are not

 

Thor @God_of_Thunder 

Hes calls me point break, even though he knows it annoys me 

 

BrucieBear @brucebanner 

He calls me brucie or big green 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

I don't think he's got one for me 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Oh I've got one for you love, come here and I'll tell you 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff

I don't like this at all 

 

Sammy @birdboy

Oh my God Tony I think the whole tower heard that 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

What ?!?!?! How 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

You're not very good at whispering sir 

 

Mine @creeperawman

What did he tell steve, tell I'm intrigued 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

I'm sure you don't wanna know 

 

Grey tin can @rhodey 

Was it something saucy

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff  

It was cause when Clint heard it be blushed and ran off somewhere 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

So apparently he does have one for :} 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Wait what's my one 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Spider child 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

Spiderson 

 

BrucieBear @brucebanner 

Mini Stark 

 

Thor @God_of_Thunder 

Starksson 

 

Woah @messedupcentury 

Why does spiderman have so many 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

Because hes best boi 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

:))) hhhhhhh I'm best boi 

 

Goth Gf @witchyhands 

Well yeah bestest boi <3 <3 <3 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Guys:)))) I didn't know I was best boi 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

Liar yes you did 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Hush let me bask in this for a moment 

 

Clever @sickophanticteens 

Is spiderman the only best boi or does ever avengers have a I dunno personal best boy/girl?? 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Spiderman is like general best boi but I think if you asked Natasha on a separate occasion she'd say someone else 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

You're right I would but I'm never gonna tell yall who it is so….. 

 

Bad bitch @Photon 

Yknow who best girl is? Carol she's best girls sorry guys I don't make the rules 

 

Miss Marvel @CarolD 

Awk thanks love 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

Miss Carol is that your girlfriend that you always talk about 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

I've been dying to meet her 

 

Miss Marvel @CarolD 

Welp I've been exposed now haven't I 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Happens when you become best girl I guess 

 

Beter @parkour 

Imo @guyinthechair is best boy sorry 

 

Hawkass @Katniss 

Wait I wanna be someone's best boy 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

You can be my best boy? 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Don't you already have a best boi sorry let me rephrase don't you have a thing for someone 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

Oi hush I told you that in confidence 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Yeah well Clint is my best boy so go away 

 

Yuri @stopyellingbitch 

I love when bucky get protective uwu 

 

Peter @junkoposes 

Officially the worst tweet I've ever seen 

 

Zach @thatsgay 

What's wrong with it 

 

Peter @junkoposes 

People always fail to realise that Bucky Barnes is actually a villian 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Care to explain 

 

Peter @junkoposes 

He's killed so many people, is probably a terrorist and doesn't belong on the avengers team, and that the tea sis 

 

Hawkass @Katnisss 

You try being brainwashed for almost 70 years let's see how you like it 

 

Rory @Theantagonist 

Ngl I kinda agree with  @junkoposes 

 

Rory @Theantagonist 

Like how do we know he was actually brainwashed 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Because when he ran into me he didn't remember who I was or even who he was his job was to kill me and in the end he didn't

 

Eye patch  @NickFury 

I have his file here at shield and it clearly states that he been brainwashed 

 

Peter @junkoposes 

But do have evidence though like ??????

 

James @wintersmoulder 

The government, shield and that entire avengers team all have the files and evidence saying I was brainwashed 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

I'm sure princess shuri didnt go through all that decoding for fucking nothing 

 

Shuri @wakandastechie 

It took a whole ass eight months to rewire and untrigger his words 

 

Shuri @wakandastechie 

So please don't say that there isn't evidence or that he faked it cause trust me that would be impossible 

 

CatMan @T'Challa 

Let's not forget the whole new arm we made for him 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Also that too so please @junkoposes and @Theantagonist if you have nothing better to do or say about me dont fucking talk about me simple 

 

Mousey @Ratatouille 

I love how calmly he dealt with the situation 

 

Clear af @vision 

Some Individuals just seem to be actually so stupid and it makes my brain hurt 

 

Mom @Pepper 

You don't have a brain you're a computer 

 

Clear af @vision 

Still yknow 

 

Zach @thatsgay 

Is he alright, like does bucky get this often or….

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

We get a lot of bullshit from people often so yeah 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

But not all of us are used to it 

 

Mom @Pepper 

Which means  stuff still gets to us cause were mostly all human but it seems that people often forget that 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

And it really isn't fair because they do so much for the city and all they get is shit back 

 

Zach @ thatsgay 

That actually sucks so hard 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

It's not something I'm gonna cry over so am good 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

He says that while walking to the shooting range 

 

CatMan @T'Challa 

Well I think he want to cool off so it's fair 

 

DP @mercwithamouth 

Wait!! You guys have a shooting range 

 

DP @mercwithamouth 

Aw man no far 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Your welcome to come use it whenever just let me, pepper or steve know and it's all good 

 

DP @mercwithamouth 

Hhhhh awesome heheheh

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Spiderman @binderman 

The Avengers better take cover cause someone ate my pizza and since I don't know who did it you're all gonna get exposed 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Please kid dont do this 

 

Grey tin can @rhodey 

It's just pizza kiddo

 

Spiderman @binderman 

It was MY pizza 

 

Shane @NotDawson 

Spiderman is about to go off

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Mr. Stark once threw a pair of heeled boots at Steve and it hit steve right on his lip 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Wasn't my fault he should have known better 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Clint once fell out of the vents and broke his knee but made the excuse and said it was because of a training exercise 

 

Hawkass @Katniss 

Wow really rude 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Natasha acts all tough but in reality she's a huge softie 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

ребенок паук why would you do this 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Bruce once called Tony an idiot behind his back 

 

BrucieBear @brucebanner 

I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE !

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Wow bruce really -_- 

 

Michael @twitterdotcom 

Spiderman really isn't holding back tho damn

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Steve once screamed really high pitched that everyone thought it was an emergency alarm 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

:( we said to never bring that up again and plus it's your fault for scaring me 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Clint is actually pretty smart but acts dumb so Mr. Stark doesn't make him actually work around the tower 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

@Katnisss is that true 

 

Hawkass @Katniss 

Whoever ate the kids pizza better fess up >:/

 

Snek @slimeysnakeboi 

It was me who ate it sorry 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Oh okay that cool 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Wat!!!;;

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

I'm sure if it was anyone else his reaction would not be like that 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Loki is aight so plus his brother is Thor and hhhgngng  

 

Izzy @lofty 

Well that was fun wasn't it 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

Not for us it wasnt >:( 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

And I oop to bad 

 

BrucieBear @brucebanner 

Kiddo you alright ? You seem not okay 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Yeah am fine 

 

Beter @parkour 

I'm gonna jump off a cliff bye

 

Poppin @vinesaspills 

Hhehe me every day 

 

Emily Hanks @EH 

Me when I have homework due and haven't started it yet 

 

Beter @parkour 

Aw shit I have homework gotta blast 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

Mr Tori won't be happy if you don't do it so you have fun

 

Snek @slimeysnakeboi  

Ugh kids admire 

 

Goth GF @witchyhands 

Wtf, your a kid- I'm what ????,,::! 

 

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James @wintersmoulder 

So tony and pepper are fighting 

 

Grey tin can @rhodey 

I feel sorry for steve ugh 

 

M @angel_irl 

Why are they fighting ?

 

James @wintersmoulder 

So I can't tell you that but its something big 

 

Grey tin can @rhodey 

I'm gonna come help with tony so Steve isn't getting smothered 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

I don't even know what the fights about but spiderman and hawkeye know about it 

 

Zach @thatsgay 

How come we cant know ????? 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Its classified information and Mr Stark wants to keep it a surprise :::@;@,@

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Pepper is also mad cause he donated a large sum of money to a bunch of charities 

 

Dr Who @nattiegurl 

And that's bad because…..

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Because he didn't tell her and now the media has caught hold if it so shes not to pleased 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

See now I'm really curious 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

If I told you, you'd very badly try and keep it a secret and then up failing 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

Fair but still 

 

Bearboi @oliboil 

Will we ever know 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Probably not until the thing actually happens 

 

Toaster @watermelon 

Is he designing new suits 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Bit more complex than that bruh

 

Toaster @watermelon 

What can be more complex than making suits 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

I got told I can give a hint. Making clothing items is more complex 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

I'm gonna boost if yall have any more questions ask @Katnisss or @capamerica 

 

Syd @cosplaythings 

Why doesn't pepper let Tony do wants he wants 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Because Tony is doing like 100 other projects ie starkphone updates, suit upgrades, improving our weapons and etc and pepper doesn't want him to start someone new cause then nothing else would get done 

 

Ur mom gay @hannahissmelly 

Does Tony work on ALL your weapons and stuff 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Not really but yeah 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

Peter does my widow bites and I normally work with guns and knives 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Don't we all work with knives 

 

Ryan @blueboi 

Do yall have like back up knives and shit 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

We have things like knives and throwing stars hidden all over the compound 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

Well you guys do cause yall are weirdos 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

No its cause were alert ○_○ 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Wait did you say you two have knives hidden all over the compound 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

Well the main place yknow 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Since when !@?@?@ 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

Since a while dad 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Well oof 

 

_________ 

 

Hawkass @Katniss 

So I need a new sparring partner ??? -_- 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

Lemme guess Natasha broke your arm again 

 

Hawkass @Katniss 

No, she broke my foot this time 

 

Katie rose @flowergirl 

Hold on did falcon say again ???????

 

Sammy @birdboy 

You don't know how often that idiot gets his arm broken 

 

Eddiecc @chaotic.edward 

How many times have your broke your arm 

 

Hawkass @Katniss 

I think 4 times maybe 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

And all with different reasons like !???!?@ 

 

Hawkass @Katnisss 

Well yeah, I'm very clumsy so…

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Remember that time you broke your nose ? 

 

Hawkass @Katniss 

For the 100th time it wasn't my fault 

 

Katie rose @flowergirl 

Whose fault was it then 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Yeah whOse fauLt was it ThEn 

 

Hawkass @Katniss 

It was Bucky's fault actually so fite me >:( 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

How was it Bucky's fault?!?!? 

 

BrucieBear @brucebanner 

I thought its cause you walked into the fridge 

 

Hawkass @Katnisss 

No that was the OTHER time 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Its cause I punched him hard…….. by accident in the face…. During sparring 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

You've done that to steve 100 times 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Yeah but Steve's a super soldier he can deal with it but Clint, my baby, my sweet angel can't cause he's human 

 

Hawkass @Katnisss

Yes I'm human unlike you 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

That's why I tell him not to aim for the face ladies and gentlemen :》

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

That's a fair point and also hair, never go for the hair 

 

T bone @iheartsteveandbucky 

Are we gonna ignore the fact that Bucky called clint his sweet angel like ????? Why cant my girlfriend call me that 

 

Hitten the juul @juuler 

That shits cute 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Me and and steve are cuter 

 

Poppin @vinesaspills 

What about pepper? 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Aw no let's not bring this to Twitter 

 

Tony @IamIronMan

Pepper doesn't understand that im tryna do something good for a community 

 

Mom @Pepper 

I get that but you're busy with other things Tony ●_● 

 

BrucieBear @brucebanner 

Aw shit he we go again 

 

Thor @God_of_Thunder 

I think what friend Stark wants to do is great 

 

Mom @Pepper 

It is BUT he has other things to do including press and meeting that he doesn't attend 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Honey, if I can get Tony to finish his now projects and go to some meetings would you consider letting him do this 

 

Mom @Pepper 

Fine! If you can get him do that then yeah I'll 100% support him in doing this 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Really you will? 

 

Mom @Pepper 

Yeah why not 

 

BrucieBear @@brucebanner

I've never seen Tony happy dance but yeah I think everything is all settled now 

 

Thor @God_of_Thunder 

Friend Stark says that Pizza is on him tonight 

 

Hawkass @Katniss 

Hell yeah !!!!! 

 

Eddiecc @chaotic.edward 

Now I really wanna know what it is 

 

________

The New York times @ TheNewYorkTimes 

Stark Industrial has been seen donating large sums of money to LGBT charities and Trans communities. Click here to find out more 

 

CNN @CNN

Tony Stark has been mentioning a new secret project. Click Here if you wanna know more 

 

WSJ @WallStreetJournal 

CEO of Stark Industries argues with Tony Stark on actually getting work done. Click Here to read more 

 

Buzzfeed @Buzzfeed 

16 Tweets that tell us that Hawkeye and The Winter Soldier are more than friends. Link here 

 

Yuri @stopyellingbitch 

@Buzzfeed are you behind or something, I'm pretty sure that the winter soldier has already confirmed that he and hawkeye are dating 

 

James @wintersmoulder

Yeah I have like a month ago 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Buzzfeed really doesn't know what's happening. This is why I hate media sites 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Also WSJ actually making an article that isn't insulting Mr. Stark is wild ,,,,,,,

 

Freddie @fellowwhovian 

We gonna talk about the fact that Stark Industries donated to LGBT and Trans communities 

 

Beter @parkour 

I think its great :))) 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

I mean aren't like half of that avengers queer or something ?????

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

The majority of us are even cis never mind being het 

 

Danylynn @that1irnmanstan

Wait are any of you cis ?????

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

That classified until the others decide to come out but I'm actually Non Binary so \(°~°)/ 

 

MJ @myfriendscallmemj 

Holy shit a super hero that like me !!! 

 

Joshua Ellis @joss 

Holy crap that so cool, another reason for me to love Natasha 

 

Stinky @wonkytonky 

Do that others knows ? 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

Well they do now but yeah they all already knew and even Jarvis knows 

 

Oofer gang @bigtwitchy 

Who's Jarvis 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff  

Oh he's Tony AI that runs the compound basically, he's great 

 

Mom @Pepper 

Jarvis is great cause when you feel dysphoric you can always ask jarvis and he'll always 100% confirm that you are valid and stuff and it's great 

 

Hamburger @cheese 

Man Jarvis would be great for whenever I feel like shit 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

On the StarkPhone I'm trying to find a way to incorporate an AI into the phone so you all have a personally AI that you can Name and whatnot 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Aren't we also trying to find a way to make the battery last longer without making the phone bulky and blocky while also trying to make it waterproof 

 

Miss Marvel @CarolD 

Apple better watch cause the next StarkPhone is gonna take the market 

 

Apple @Apple

I assure you that the StarkPhone isnt gonna beat the iPhone 11 

 

Tony @IamIronMan

Is that flipping challenge!?!?! 

 

Mom @Pepper 

Aw great here we go -_- 

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Spiderman @binderman 

I just sat for an hour tryna teach Mr Stark about memes 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

And all he can recall is saying the word memes like me me 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Not true I remember road work ahead uh yeah sure hope it does 

 

Beter @parkour 

Hhhhhhhg mr Stark just quote a meme finally 

 

Zach @thatsgay 

I wonder if any other avengers know memes 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

I know what that is !

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Oh shit, here we go again 

 

Beter @parkour 

Another one, hhhhhhggg I'm so proud papa 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Er Language 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

I'm a grown man dont tell me to watch my language or I'll steal all your diamonds ores 

 

Beter @parkour 

Hes on a roll ooooooooooo

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

What the frick Richard 

 

Toaster @watermelon 

Did cap just quote a vine ahhhhh

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

It's the only one I know oof 

 

Beter @parkour 

I've never been prouder 

 

Mom @Pepper 

Peter quotes so many vines and memes that at one point Tony was concerned for him 

 

CatMan @T'Challa 

My sister does it all the time 

 

Shuri @wakandastechie 

Its different tho cause I'm a princess but the look on my brothers face is hilarious 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

I thought something was wrong with him, I was so concerned 

 

 Beter @parkour 

That's why it was so fucking funny watching your reaction 

 

_______

 

Beter @parkour 

Don't tell the others but I stole all the spoons in the compound

 

Miss Marvel  @CarolD 

You do realise they all follow you right 

 

T bone @Iheartsteveandbucky 

Why did you steal all the spoons 

 

Beter @parkour 

@iheartsteveandbucky i thought it was funny at the time 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

@ parkour how am I meant to eat my plums without any spoons hmm 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

You don't use spoons to eat plums 

 

Beter @parkour 

You eat plums with your hands Bucky 

 

Shane @NotDawson 

Are you tryna tell me that the Winter Soldier eats plums with a spoon ? 

 

Izzy @lofty 

How do eat plums with a spoon !!!!?!?!? 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

It NoRmAl GuYs ,,,,,,, I pRoMiSe 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Its normal if you're a baby 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

This is worse than the banana thing :( also Peter give use the spoons back please 

 

Beter @parkour 

Firstly I don't remember where they are and secondly what banana thing? 

 

Hawkass @Katniss 

Bucky and Steve think that bananas now are made differently now than they were back in the olden days 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

ThEy are made differently I swear 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

They taste like mush now 

 

Cindy @Cindy Moon 

What did they taste like back then? 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Idk fruit 

 

Sammy @birdboy 

Please never use idk ever again 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

What's wrong with me using idk 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

It just sounds wrong sir 

 

Beter @parkour 

Can we go back to me eating all the spoons 

 

Beter @parkour 

WAIT!! I meant stealing !! I don't eat spoons 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

That's a lie I've seen you eat spoons 

 

Beter @parkour 

Stfu I don't want spoons 

 

Thor @God_of_Thunder 

 Starkson do you enjoy eating spoons 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Whether peter has eaten all spoons or whatever I'm going to buy some more 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Thanks a lot kid :( 

 

Beter @parkour 

:'( :'( :'( 

 

MJ @myfriendscallmemj 

You literally have emojis just use tho 

 

Beter @parkour 

I do it to annoy you <3 

 

_______ 


Hawkass @Katnisss 

Why is it every time I wanna watch dog cops we just so happen to get a mission alert 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

Haven't you finished that show like a thousand times 

 

Hawkass @Katnisss

Still doesn't mean I don't wanna watch it again 

 

Hawkass @Katnisss

Plus haven't you watched the notebook about a thousand times 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

You gotta stop exposing me bro 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Both of you are sitting opposite each other in the jet just talk that way 

 

Ryan @blueboi 

Why are yall in a jet 

 

Hawkass @Katnisss

Just got done with a mission 

 

Eye patch @NickFury 

Clint that's classified you can tell your twitter that 

 

Maria Hill @Eye•Candy 

I'm gonna take your phone away hawkeye 

 

Irnwoman @hannahbannah 

How monitored are the avengers oof 

 

Eye patch @NickFury 

Very monitored cause they say and do dumb shit 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

That's why i'm here to keep them under control 

 

Maria Hill @Eye•Candy 

And that's why I love you <3 

 

______

 

Spiderman @binderman 

[Video Attached] {Peter standing behind the camera and slowly zones in in Bucky and Clint as 'Two Bros chilling in a hot tub' plays in the background} 

 

Toaster @watermelon 

Should have done it in a hot tub 

 

M @angel_irl 

Well someones thirsty 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

We dont have a hot tub also I know you just wanna see them shirtless smh 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Yeah we do, yall just don't use it 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Wait we have a hot tub???!?! Why 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Well actually we have a pool and because I wanted one so sue me 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

When did we get a pool 

 

Tony @IamIronMan

Literally forever ago 

 

MJ @myfriendscallmemj 

That akotaco moment when you have a pool and no one knows 

 

BrucieBear @brucebanner 

How come we've never seen it 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Yall never ask FRIDAY bout it 

 

Goth GF @witchyhands 

If I ask FRIDAY will she tell me where it is 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Well duh 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Isn't it a bit cold for swimming??? 

 

Beter @parkour 

Its October chill out grandpa 

 

Katie rose @flowergirl 

Oooooohhhhh shid 

 

Beter @parkour 

Need some ice for that burn 

[whipping.gif attached] 






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Nedward @guyinthechair 

What do you do when your boyfriend is a superhero and cant make movie date night :/ ?

 

MJ @myfriendscallmemj 

Ned! What are you doing 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom 

There's no way you're dating a superhero 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

Ah shit wasn't supposed to tweet that dang it 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

Mr Stark is gonna kill me 

 

Beter @parkour 

He 100% will good going smartie pants 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

At least they dont know its spiderman 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom 

WAIT YOU'RE DATING SPIDERMAN 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

You had one job ned 

 

Cheese @OnToast 

Well there goes every teenage girls dream 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Ned I think it's time I take your phone away 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom 

Wait I thought you and parker were dating, does she know your cheating ? 

 

MJ @myfriendscallmemj 

Aw shit 

 

Beter @parkour 

*He 

 

Watermelon @Taoster 

Ooh I smell tea 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Ned you need to stop before people think things are happening 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Neds not cheating at all… 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

That sounded fishy oof 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

I swear nothing is going on 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

This isn't helping is it :/ 

 

M @angel_irl 

No it just sounds really shady 

 

Disco @Deaky 

Not unless peter and spiderman know about it and it's a poly thing 

 

Fried @Chicken 

Conspiracy, spiderman and peter are the same person and Ned just actually spill some really hot tea 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Me and peter aren't the same person what pfft 

 

Snek @slimeysnakeboi 

This seems to be going south very fast 

 

Beter @parkour 

Loki you're not helping the situation 

 

Snek @slimeysnakeboi 

It's your boyfriend's fault not mine 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

This is why I shouldn't be left unsupervised on social media 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Wow really ! 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Tony, babe you need to shut this done before media sites start investigating 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Awk they're gonna wanna do interviews with Spidey and shit 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Oh dear god please no 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

Interviews are not my forte 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

They actually suck 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

That's cause you hate being on TV tho 

 

James @wintersmoulder

Wow maybe because they always play me as a bad guy 

 

Beter @parkour 

At least now the attention has been directed 

 

Rog @Tayluh 

No it hasn't, I'm still here trying to find the connection between Peter and spiderman 

 

Disco @Deaky 

If you get a side by side you'll notice that both Peter and Spidey are the same height and have the same build 

 

Beter @parkour 

Wait ! Where are y'all getting pictures of me 

 

Mousey boy @Ratatouille 

Ever since the news got out about you being an "intern" at stark Industries they've been lots of photos of you floating around and also you guys have a YouTube channel so yeah 

 

Beter @parkour 

The YT makes sense but I didn't know that there were photos of me floating around 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

That makes me uncomfortable 

 

Beter @parkour 

Tell me about it 

 

Life @Sucksass

Have you seen this [ Screenshot of a tweet by the Washington post asking if spiderman is really Tony Stark's intern Peter Parker

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Too late it has already begun 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom 

At least now ned can get clout at school cause he's dating spiderman 

 

Beter @parkour 

You believe Ned when he says he's dating spiderman but call my a liar and poser when I say I work with Tony Stark 

 

Pumpkin @spookyszn 

Tea but like me 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom 

I need photo evidence Parker 

 

Beter @parkour 

[ Picture of Tony and Peter in the workshop, smiling and thumbing up.png ] is that enough evidence 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom 

It could be photoshop, so no 

 

MJ @myfriendscallmemj 

Wow you really are dence 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

[ Peter and Bucky playing frisbee with Caps shield and accidentally hitting something in avengers video sneak peek

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Is that evidence 

 

Flash @nyoom nyoom 

Hmmm could be anybody really 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

So that's where my shield went 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

Did you hit the coffee machine ?!?! 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

That's a secret we'll never tell 

XOXO

gossip boys 






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Beter @parkour 

Ever forget to eat and just drop dead in the middle of your school hallway 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Yup been there one to many times 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Before I got the serum it happened all the time 

 

Hawkass @Katniss 

I just dont sleep and bind 24/7 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

But seriously kid you gotta be careful with it, I didnt give the first finished product of it just so you can pass out in school 

 

Beter @parkour 

Its fine Mr Stark plus seeing everyone freak out cause The Winter Soldier is here on our school was funny 

 

Hokus @Pokus 

How you all know what it's like hmmmmm

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Not gonna speak for the other but as a trans Male passing out due to excessive binding does in fact exist

 

That one @queerkid

Hold up did Tony Stark just come out as trans 

 

Left @foot 

I think they all just indirectly came out 

 

Giant @whatnow 

Your telling me Tony Stark isnt a cis man hot tomoly, its gives me another reason to love him hhhhh

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

I'm glad that my transness is inspiring 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Catch the press and newssite spin this negatively 

 

Hawkass @Katniss 

Don't be such a debbie downer love 

 

Snek @slimeysnekboi 

Msdndkemssj debbie downer snsnsizns 

 

Shuri @wakandastechie 

Its not better than triggered tracy 

 

Beter @parkour 

Wowowowowowow THIEF you stole that from me wowowow

 

Shuri @wakandastechie 

What you gonna do about it huh 

 

CatMan @T'Challa 

Children can you not fight over the internet 

 

Nedward @guyinthechair 

Hehe you sound like steve lol 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Oi 

 

Toaster @watermelon 

At least he doesn't sign his name at the end of every tweet 

 

Beter @parkour

Brian May does that but its wholesome, if steve done it would be annoying 

 

Hawkass @Katniss 

Dont talk about your father like that tsk tsk tsk 

 

Beter @parkour 

Hush now Gregory 

 

Hawkass @Katniss

>:(

 

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SI @StarkIndustries 

After a long and tedious amount of time, we are finally able to bring forward our latest achievement.

 

Our very own line of tri top chest binders and full tank chest binders, made comfortable and breathable for your own binding pleasures. 

 

Sam @winning 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT NO WAY 

 

hot @tomoly 

IM GONNA DIE OMG 

 

Tony @IamIronMan 

Yall don't know how long I've been working in those and we've got Christmas themed ones 

 

Cheese @contrast 

When are they available for pre order 

 

Tony @IamIronMan   

today at 3pm PST 

 

Spiderman @binderman

I'm so stoked like hell yeah man 

 

Hawkass @Katniss 

Is that why tony kept calling me down to the lab every couple of days 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Well duh ssnsksms did you forget 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

Bitch I'm buying one and you cant stop me 

 

Snek @slimeysnakeboi 

I would buy one but I'm a shape shifter so I don't really need one 

 

Spiderman @binderman

We get it loki huff 

 

Snek @slimeysnakeboi 

Jealous small spider 

 

Spiderman @binderman 

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Thor @God_of_Thunder 

Same :) 

 

DP @mercwithamouth 

Proud of you Tony :) 

 

Iced Americano @capamerica 

Will you finally sleep now love 

 

CEOPotts @Pepper 

Also these are binder for standard wear which means 6 - 8 hours of wear and no longer :)

 

Sam @birdboy 

Clint that means you too 

 

Hawkass @Katniss 

Wowowow don't call me out like that 

 

CEOPotts @Pepper 

Sam's right Clint that goes for you too Peter and Nat 

 

Beter @parkour 

Yes ma'am 

 

Hawkass @Katniss 

Yes ma'am 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

You and I both know I bind safely :) 

 

Noddle @Doddle 

That sounds cryptic as fuck 

 

Cheese @contrast

Is nat saying shes trans :* 

 

Nat @TheNatRomanoff 

No she's not :) I'm non binary there's a difference :) 

 

Sam @winning 

Is there really tho 

 

James @wintersmoulder 

Let's leave that can of worms closed