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Denki Kaminari added 20 users to the chat

Denki Kaminari named the chat class 1-chAos

 

Izuku Midoriya: why

Denki Kaminari: dunno i'm bored

Katsuki Bakugou: oh hell no

Katsuki Bakugou left

Shouta Aizawa left

Denki Kaminari added Katsuki Bakugou

Denki Kaminari added Shouta Aizawa

Denki Kaminari: there's no escape

Ochako Uraraka: we're all in this together 

Katsuki Bakugou: i hate you. i hate all of you.
Katsuki Bakugou: ok minus kirishima

Mina Ashido: this is gonna be fun

Katsuki Bakugou: no 

Denki Kaminari: awh come on let's integrate

Kyouka Jirou: wow you know the word "integrate" 

Denki Kaminari set Kyouka Jirou's username to emo thot

emo thot: was that supposed to be an insult
emo thot: i am a proud emo thot

emo thot set Denki Kaminari's username to dumb bitch

dumb bitch: was that supposed to be an insult

Tenya Iida removed Denki Kaminari's username

Tenya Iida: No swearing on my christian Minecraft server

Mina Ashido: WHO TAUGHT IIDA MEMES

Tenya Iida: It was Tensei, he broke me

Tenya Iida set his nickname to gotta go fast

gotta go fast: :)

Mina Ashido: INGENIUM I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER

gotta go fast: He says thanks
gotta go fast: He wants to give you guys nicknames, should I give him my phone?
gotta go fast: I tell him a lot of stories about you guys, so it's going to be fun

Shouto Todoroki: YES PLEASE

Mina Ashido: Y E S H

Yuuga Aoyama: attendez!

Yuuga Aoyama set his nickname to ✦~CAN'T STOP TWINKLING~✦

✦~CAN'T STOP TWINKLING~✦: you can proceed now.

gotta go fast: Hi! It's Tensei

Ochako Uraraka: henlo uwu

gotta go fast set Ochako Uraraka's nickname to defying gravity

gotta go fast set Mina Ashido's nickname to toxic

toxic: IS THAT A FUCKING BRITNEY SPEARS REFERENCE

gotta go fast: IT IS

toxic: I LOVE YOU 3000

Izuku Midoriya: NO PLEASE ASHIDO TOO SOON

toxic: iron man's dead get over it

Izuku Midoriya: brb i'm going to bawl my eyes out :)

gotta go fast set Izuku Midoriya's nickname to hulk smash

Shouto Todoroki: who's iron man and hulk

hulk smash: please say sike

Shouto Todoroki: sike

hulk smash: fr??

Shouto Todoroki: no

hulk smash: s i g h
hulk smash: btw i love tensei can we please keep him here

Katsuki Bakugou: no

gotta go fast set Katsuki Bakugou's nickname to DESTROYA

Shouto Todoroki: IS THAT A FUCKING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE REFERENCE

hulk smash: didn't know you're emo

Shouto Todoroki: i'm not emo

emo thot: sure jan

Fumikage Tokoyami: what a mad banquet of darkness
Fumikage Tokoyami: i heard "my chemical romance" and "emo" who summoned me

gotta go fast set Fumikage Tokoyami's nickname to isle of flightless birds

isle of flightless birds: glorious

DESTROYA: icy thot cut your bullshit you listen to welcome to the black parade daily

Shouto Todoroki: ...i like this song ok

emo thot: why are you g-noting yourself everyday i would literally DIE

Shouto Todoroki: i'm already dead inside

gotta go fast set Shouto Todoroki's nickname to icy thot

icy thot: thanks tensei

gotta go fast set Tsuyu Asui's nickname to axel f

axel f: i don't know how to respond to that, kerro

defying gravity: TSU

axel f: URARAKA

Eijirou Kirishima: what is happening here

DESTROYA: chaos. lit rally chaos

gotta go fast set Eijirou Kirishima's nickname to hardboy

hardboy: ok it's not that bad

DESTROYA: no wait

DESTROYA changed Eijirou Kirishima's nickname to shitty hair

shitty hair: do you feel better now

DESTROYA: yes

shitty hair: fine

gotta go fast set Mashirao Ojiro's nickname to tail monster

tail monster: ...fine

DESTROYA: everyone has cool nicknames and i got a fucking mcr song

icy thot: i will not take this my chemical romance slander

DESTROYA: shut your emo ass

icy thot: I'M NOT EMO

hulk smash: u sure about that

icy thot: ...betrayed by my own friend

Tooru Hagakure: todoroki you're wearing a fall out boy hoodie rn

gotta go fast set Tooru Hagakure's nickname to sneaky

icy thot: HET OUT OF MY ROOM

emo thot: het? no hets allowed here

Minoru Mineta: i'm hetero

emo thot: as i said

gotta go fast set Hanta Sero's nickname to spiderman

spiderman: conspiracy theory: peter parker makes his web out of shredded tape, that's why it's so sticky

Denki Kaminari: holy motherfucker

gotta go fast set Denki Kaminari's nickname to sparky

emo thot: mine was better
emo thot: wait i have an idea

emo thot set Momo Yaoyorozu's nickname to 3D printer

gotta go fast: SKDSKSJD

sparky: tensei speaks keyboard smash..... you really are the better version of your brother

✦~CAN'T STOP TWINKLING~✦: hey don't insult iida, s'il vous plait!

gotta go fast: no i really am his better version teehee

gotta go fast set Rikido Satou's nickname to cookie monster

gotta go fast set Koji Kouda's nickname to michael with a b

michael with a b: uh ok

toxic: if you don't love tensei there's no place for you in this class

gotta go fast set Mezo Shouji's nickname to octopussy

octopussy: i'm-

icy thot: yikes

gotta go fast: ok, looks like everyone has nicknames now
gotta go fast: i'm gonna go now

toxic: NO PLS DON'T GO

Minoru Mineta: i don't have a nickname

gotta go fast: i know, but i didn't wanna be rude so i left you out

spiderman: get shrekt

3D printer: there's only one solution to this problem

emo thot removed Minoru Mineta from the conversation

3D printer: you read my mind :)

gotta go fast: Hi it's Tenya again

defying gravity: boohoo
defying gravity: jk love you <33

sparky: oh no he left aizawa-sensei out what should we do about it

Shouta Aizawa: do something with my nickname and imma kick you out of school

sparky: understood

sparky added Tensei Iida

Tensei Iida: huh

sparky: read above

Tensei Iida set Shouta Aizawa's nickname to saddy daddy

toxic: IM CHOKINF

sneaky: LSKJDKSDS

gotta go fast: What is wrong with you, brother?

saddy daddy: tensei i'm gonna fucking strangle you

spiderman: kinky

toxic: kinky

icy thot: kinky

Tensei Iida: kinky

saddy daddy: i'm quitting this job

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Tensei Iida set his nickname to gotta go fast

gotta go fast changed Tenya Iida's nickname to gotta go fast jr

gotta go fast: yee

saddy daddy: can i kick him out

toxic: NO

saddy daddy: ugh ok fine

gotta go fast: wait i have an idea 

saddy daddy: please stop 

gotta go fast: stop what

saddy daddy: having ideas

gotta go fast: you're gonna love it ehehe

saddy daddy: wait
saddy daddy: tensei NO

gotta go fast: TENSEI YES

gotta go fast added Hizashi Yamada

gotta go fast: my job here is done

Tensei Iida left

saddy daddy: NNO

Hizashi Yamada: don't act like you're not happy to see me

saddy daddy: not now pls 

icy thot: MY THEORYOKI MODE IS ON

hulk smash: SHOUTO NO

icy thot: ok but hear me out

hulk smash: no shouto go to sleep

icy thot: it's 3 pm

hulk smash: go to fucking sleep

defying gravity: tsuyu our son just cursed

axel f: deku u good

hulk smash: ?? i curse a lot, just not around you 

defying gravity: and whY IS THAT

hulk smash: do you curse around your parents??

defying gravity: fair enuf

3D printer: Midoriya, don't you have like... a real mom??

hulk smash: i have but tsuyu and uraraka adopted me against my will

3D printer: understandable, have a nice day

defying gravity: tsuyu our son is talking shit about us

axel f: he's right tho

defying gravity: ...yeah right

Hizashi Yamada: shouta look these children are just like us when we were younger uwu

icy thot: HA TOLD YALL

saddy daddy: we're not a couple

Hizashi Yamada: stop lying shouta we've been exposed

saddy daddy: yeah YOU exposed us

toxic: look gays aizawa-sensei actually feels something beside tiredness

sparky: didn't you mean guys

toxic: did i stutter

3D printer: oh, I'm so happy for both of you! It's good to know that our homeroom teacher found the love of his life!

saddy daddy: yeah thanks but he's a pain in the ass

Hizashi Yamada: rude but ok

spiderman set Hizashi Yamada's nickname to YEEHAW

YEEHAW: i love it

saddy daddy: i hate it

sparky: wait if aizawa is our saddy daddy shouldn't mic be saddy daddy too

saddy daddy: i'm not your dad

sparky: but we need a parental figure :((

saddy daddy: ask all might maybe he will be your dad

DESTROYA: what the fuck are y'all so loud about
DESTROYA: why is present mic here

YEEHAW: nice to see you too, bakugou

DESTROYA: how the fuck did you and aizawa got together
DESTROYA: and why the fuck did uraraka and the frog adopt shitty deku

defying gravity: stop talking shit about our son

DESTROYA: or what

shitty hair: bakugou let their family be happy

isle of flightless birds: there is no such thing as happines on this earth

icy thot: fucking mood

hulk smash: ....shouto are you okay

icy thot: my mother poured boiling water on my face and my father is an asshole, i think you can answer this question for yourself

axel f: yikes

hulk smash: are you having your angsty emo hours again

icy thot: maybe

hulk smash: i'm coming over

icy thot: yes please

emo thot: my whole life is just one long angsty emo hour

sparky: you can't say that your life is an hour but long, hours will always have 60 minutes in them no matter how long they feel and i doubt that you were born an hour ago

emo thot: i have no idea what to say

sparky: see i can be smart sometimes

emo thot: hour = 60 minutes is basic fucking knowledge

DESTROYA: no sparky you can't be smart

toxic: yeah bro you have like... half a braincell

shitty hair: every squad has a dumbass, you are the dumbass in bakusquad

defying gravity: deku who's the dumbass in dekusquad

DESTROYA: it's deku

defying gravity: i will delete your kneecaps

DESTROYA: try me

axel f: no uraraka please don't try him

shitty hair: baku stop provoking people challenge

DESTROYA: challenge failed uraraka u wanna fight or not

defying gravity: hell yeah my body is ready

axel f: URARAKA NO

shitty hair: URARAKA NO

defying gravity: URARAKA YES

DESTROYA: good
DESTROYA: there's only one way to solve who is better

defying gravity: super smash bros?

DESTROYA: super smash bros.

defying gravity: splendid
defying gravity: common room, you have 10 minutes

DESTROYA: imma fuck you up

defying gravity: we'll see about that

shitty hair: damn i gotta see this

axel f: i'm too tired to deal with this shit

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shitty hair : YO URARAKA JUST FUCKED BAKUGOU UP IN SMASH BROS SKDJSKJDSKJD

axel f: jesus christ

sparky: WHAT SKDFJKLSMFD

shitty hair: YEAH SHE TOTALLY D E S T R O Y E D HIM

defying gravity: i am the undefeated smash bros G O D

hulk smash: huh so that's why i heard explosions when i was in shouto's room

DESTROYA: i
DESTROYA: i have been defeated

shitty hair: awh man, it's okay if you lose sometimes! pick yourself up and go back to being manly!

defying gravity: yeah man, it's totally ok, it doesn't mean that you're worse than me or sumn

saddy daddy: well technically it DOES mean that he's worse than you

shitty hair: sensei you're not helping

saddy daddy: i'm just saying

DESTROYA: wow actually i feel better now, thank you
DESTROYA: i can go back to being the best in everything besides smash bros

sneaky: guys he's crying in his room

DESTROYA: HAG GET OUTTA MY ROOM

sneaky: ok ok don't blow me up

shitty hair: bro why you crying
shitty hair: nah don't answer i'm coming over

DESTROYA: no stay in your fucking room

shitty hair: shut your ass up and stop being so fucking stubborn for ONCE

DESTROYA: ...ok
DESTROYA: man you're scary when you're cursing

shitty hair: good that was my intention
shitty hair: open the door

DESTROYA: no fuck u

shitty hair: you know that i can break through them right

DESTROYA: shit
DESTROYA: i'll open don't you fucking dare touch my door

sparky: that conversation was GAY

emo thot: yeah it was

toxic: JIROU DID YOU JUST AGREE WITH KAMI

sparky: YEAH SHE DID THAT WAS SCARY

emo thot: yes i agreed with you and i already regret it

sparky: teehee
sparky: anyone wants to play minecraft with me

spiderman: of course i want bro wtf

sparky: yay come over

8:35 pm

toxic: OK SO
toxic: I WAS PLAYING MINECRAFT ONLINE WITH SERO AND KAMI 
toxic: AND THEY STOPPED ANSWERING ME ON DISCORD
toxic: SO I STOPPED BUILDING MY HOUSE which is going to be an amazing bungalow when i finish it AND CAME OVER TO DENKI'S ROOM TO CHECK OUT ON THEM
toxic: THEY FELL ASLEEP ON EACH OTHER

shitty hair: omg

toxic: AND THEIR BEDS IN MINECRAFT ARE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER

shitty hair: TRUE LOVE

toxic: I KNOW RIGHT!!

sparky: notifications woke me up
sparky: and yeah i have a boyfriend now LMAO

spiderman: yeah what a day to be gay

sparky: what a day to be pan 

spiderman: this doesn't rhyme

sparky: shut up

emo thot: is this coming out day

sparky: yeah it can be

emo thot: great i'm a phat lesbian but for brendon urie i would turn straight as an arrow

sparky: wbk

defying gravity: i'm a bisexual icon

axel f: WE are bisexual icons

shitty hair: GAY AND PROUD WOOHOO

3D printer: I am your bisexual mother

icy thot: my uncle's dog's cousin seriously smoked weed once and now i'm gay

defying gravity: wha you're gay?? i thought you had a crush on momo

sparky: no that's jirou

icy thot: ??? i would never have a crush on momo she's like my sister
icy thot: and i'm not really into incest

emo thot: KAMINARI I SWEAR TO GOD

3D printer: yeah Todo has a fat gay crush
3D printer: wait Jirou
3D printer: check your DMs

[(mom)o and hot topic]

(mom)o: Jirou you have a crush on me??

hot topic: ....yeah
hot topic: i fully understand if you don't have feelings for me i just don't want to ruin our friendship 

(mom)o: lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down

hot topic: that's oprah winfrey

(mom)o: yeah but that's not the point, Jirou

hot topic: sorry

(mom)o: my point is, even if i didn't have feelings for you, it would affect our friendship in any way
(mom)o: and you literally took the bus to Shimizu-ku with me last week when my limo broke down

hot topic: ah yeah i remember 
hot topic: wait a secont "even if i didn't have feelings for you" what is that supposed to mean

(mom)o: it means that i love you, dummy

hot topic: WHAT

(mom)o: YEAH CRAZY RIGHT

hot topic: does it mean that i have a girlfriend now

(mom)o: yes

hot topic: WHEEEE

[class 1-chAos]

emo thot: thank you kaminari

sparky: oh my god she's gonna kill me

spiderman: kami RUN

emo thot: no thank you really

sparky: ....you're scaring me

emo thot: sorry i'm just happy

sparky: wait are you and momo finally together

emo thot: YEAH LMAO

hulk smash: oHMYGOD CONGRATULATIONS

3D printer: thank you Izuku! (´・ω・`)

DESTROYA: wait is everyone gonna ignore the fact that half n half has a fucking crush

hulk smash: yes because it's none of our business

icy thot: thank you

hulk smash: ur welcome

DESTROYA: disgustang

icy thot: why won't you go back to cuddling with kirishima and shut up

saddy daddy: what is happening here
saddy daddy:
saddy daddy: i hope that your relationships won't affect your academic performance

3D printer: no Sensei, they won't, I promise!

emo thot: uhhh idk about that

sparky: my academic performance already sucks ass so lmao

saddy daddy: kaminari, you know that i can kick you out of school whenever i want, right

sparky: shit

saddy daddy: btw is anyone in this fucking class straight

sparky: being straight is for the weak lmao

icy thot: hey don't say that, we still don't know some of our friends' sexuality
icy thot: like midoriya's or bakugou's for example, it could be hurtful for them

DESTROYA: since when do you care about my feelings

icy thot: i  don't you're just dangerous when you're offended so i stood up for you

DESTROYA: yeah fair

shitty hair: baku are you comfortable with coming out to us?
shitty hair: you don't have to do it, no one will judge you either way

icy thot: yeah man even i won't judge you and you know that i hate you

DESTROYA: and vice versa you dumb fuck
DESTROYA: but yeah for some reason that actually made me more comfortable, so
DESTROYA: i think i'm gay?? like i think i have a gay crush but i'm. not sure

gotta go fast: As your representative, I'm happy that you are comfortable enough to share this with us and we support you no matter what!!

toxic: YAY THE WHOLE BAKUSQUAD IS GAY

sparky: THE B IN LGBT STANDS FOR BAKUSQUAD

shitty hair: YEE

DESTROYA: i fucking hate you guys

shitty hair: awh we love you too baku

hulk smash: late but i'm straight

defying gravity: no you're not

axel f: no you're not

hulk smash: …i am

defying gravity: deku as your mother i won't allow you to lie like that

hulk smash: …mom you really had to expose me in front of the whole class

[AC ripoff and broccoli boi]

AC ripoff: midoriya u good

broccoli boi: yes it's just
broccoli boi: i wanted to take my time and uraraka and tsuyu just went
broccoli boi: yah yeet

AC ripoff: you know that they really want all the best for you, right?

broccoli boi: yes i know it's just
broccoli boi: i wasn't ready

AC ripoff: knowing you and your anxiety you would never be ready

broccoli boi: why do you always have to be right ugh i hate it

AC ripoff: you just said that i'm always right that means i'm also right about you being all might's secret love child

broccoli boi: todo pls not now

AC ripoff: sorry
AC ripoff: you wanna come over

broccoli boi: omw
broccoli boi: you really are the best friend, thank you

[yaomomo and todo]

todo: mido just went "you really are the best friend, thank you" can you fuckinf KILL ME

yaomomo: I… yikes

[best girl and izukuwu]

izukuwu: UGH I JUST SAID "YOU REALLY ARE THE BEST FRIEND" TO SHOUTO

best girl: well you fucked up

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toxic: …and the chat has gone silent

spiderman: …yeah mido u good

icy thot: he's good he's sleeping

DESTROYA: how the fuck do you know that

icy thot: he's in my room

sparky: uwu

defying gravity: uwu indeed

3D printer: yes get your man Todo!!

icy thot: MOMO WHAT TGE FUVK

3D printer: oh, sorry, it was supposed to be a direct message…

[hot topic and (mom)o]

hot topic: was it really

(mom)o: LMAO NO

[tododeku warriors]

Ochako Uraraka: MOMO BLESS YOU

Eijirou Kirishima: YES YOU'RE LITERALLY A GOD

Tsuyu Asui: WE LOVE YOU

Katsuki Bakugou: finally something's happening

Momo Yaoyorozu: someone had to do it
Momo Yaoyorozu: also Bakugou I can't believe that you're a TodoDeku warrior

Katsuki Bakugou: yeah me neither
Katsuki Bakugou: don't tell them or i'll blast you into the fucking sun

Ochako Uraraka: understood

[class 1-chAos]

DESTROYA: so you're crushing on that damn nerd huh

icy thot: um noo what are you talking about

sneaky: guys he's panicking in his room
sneaky: how is midoriya still asleep todo's literally losing his shit

icy thot: TOORU FUCKING HAGAKURE I HATE YOU I SWEAR TO GOD
icy thot: what am i supposed to do now
icy thot: can i we spam messages so he won't read this
icy thot: please guys

DESTROYA: :)))

shitty hair: bakugou no.

DESTROYA: bakugou yes.

shitty hair: just for your information, what you're gonna do is really unmanly, you know

DESTROYA: ughhh fine
DESTROYA: why the fuck am i even listening to you

shitty hair: i am your conscience, you are my intellect
shitty hair: we complete each other

sparky: that was gay
sparky: baku what were you gonna do

shitty hair: he was going to send a screenshot to mido

spiderman: but he's gonna see it anyways if he reads the whole conversation

[yaomomo and todo]

todo: momo he just went to his room could you spam messages in the class gc so he won't read the crush thing
todo: momo please you're my only hope

yaomomo: do I look like Obi-Wan Kenobi to you

todo: obi wan who now

yaomomo: uh ask Izuku

todo: ok i will
todo: anyways PLS MOMO DO SOMETHING IF YOU WON'T SPAM I WILL

yaomomo: ok ok I'll do something

[class 1-chAos]

3D printer removed icy thot from the coversation

[yaomomo and todo]

todo: WHAT THE FUCK
todo: WHAT ARE YOU DOING

yaomomo: you told me to do something, so I did something
yaomomo: I removed you from the group chat

todo: UH YEAH I CAN SEE :)))
todo: WHY DID YOU DO THAT NOW HE'S GONNA SEE MY MESSAGES

yaomomo: I know

[class 1-chAos]

emo thot: wha
emo thot: yami the emo tercet is falling apart

isle of flightless birds: we're panic! and fall out boy
isle of flightless birds: he was my chemical romance and today was his march 22nd
isle of flightless birds: that's sad i'm gonna miss him

emo thot: can i be panic!

isle of flightless birds: yeah sure

hulk smash: ??? momo why did you remove todo

defying gravity: IT DOESNT MATTER DEKU READ ABOVE

3D printer: YEAH READ ABOVE

shitty hair: YEAH READ ABOVE

toxic: YEAH READ ABOVE

hulk smash: …okay guys you're scaring me
hulk smash: …oh

defying gravity: DID YOU READ THE WHOLE CONVERSATION???

hulk smash: yes
hulk smash: brb

DESTROYA: i just heard inhuman screeching what the actual fuck was that

axel f: that's just uraraka dw

[tododeku warriors]

Ochako Uraraka: OHMYGOD IT'S HAPPENING
Ochako Uraraka: WE DID IT REDDIT

Katsuki Bakugou: sit the fuck down knowing their dumb asses they're gonna need some more help

Ochako Uraraka: ...ok points were made

Momo Yaoyorozu: yeah we have to agree with Bakugou here

[AC ripoff and broccoli boi]

broccoli boi: shouto

AC ripoff: i'm sorry shouto can't come to the phone right now, he's dead

broccoli boi: shouto.

AC ripoff: that period legitimately scared me and i already feel like shit so could you please get to the point

broccoli boi: sorry i didn't mean to scare you
broccoli boi: i want to talk about the thing on the class gc

AC ripoff: yeah i figured it out already

broccoli boi: so… you really have a crush on me
broccoli boi: i can't really believe it, no one has ever seen me that way

AC ripoff: i see you that way since the sports festival
AC ripoff: you bring out the best of me, izuku
AC ripoff: you have done so much for me i don't think i'll ever be able to repay you

broccoli boi: i know how you can repay me

AC ripoff: i'll do anything

broccoli boi: will you be my boyfriend, shouto?

AC ripoff: okay first off all BITCH YES
AC ripoff: and second THAT WAS REALLY FUCKINF CHEESY YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT

broccoli boi: KSDKSDJ YEAH GET USED TO IT
broccoli boi: can i come over??

AC ripoff: ofc you can always come over
AC ripoff: btw momo just said something about obi-wan kenobi and told me to ask you who is it

broccoli boi: oh dear god
broccoli boi: change of plans: you, me, common room, 5 minutes
broccoli boi: we gon watch sum star wars

AC ripoff: and cuddle

broccoli boi: yes and cuddle

AC ripoff: yay omw lob u

broccoli boi: lob u 2

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toxic: GUYS YOU MIGHT WANNA COME TO THE COMMON ROOM

DESTROYA: if there's no spicy food there i ain't fucking coming

toxic: todo and mido are cuddling and watching star wars

 

emo thot: well it may not be food but it sure is some spicy news

defying gravity: OHMYGOD I THINJ IM HAVINF A STRKOE

toxic: if anyone wants to come pls be quiet they look so peaceful

shitty hair: ??? they didn't notice you?

toxic: no they're too busy with each other

sneaky: lmao they already watched like 2 movies and i've been watching them this whole time KSJKSJSJD

defying gravity: HAGAKURE SPILL WHAT THEY WERE DOING

sneaky: well they were cuddling and todo had his hand in mido's hair for this whole time

defying gravity: KDSWKSDFJDKSD

sneaky: oh and todo kissed mido's forehead once

defying gravity: KSDWSKDFCNJDKSDFJMV!!!!!

DESTROYA: uraraka could you stop fucking screeching
DESTROYA: wow she stopped i can't believe she listened to me

axel f: she didn't listen to you she just passed out

DESTROYA: jesus this girl is fucking crazy 

axel f: i know

toxic: lmao there's so many of us in the common room watching them from behind i can't believe they haven't noticed yet
toxic: even aizawa sensei is here

saddy daddy: i just wanted fucking coffee but kaminari stopped me and told me to be quiet so i have no choice but to wait

tail monster: aizawa-sensei, you're smiling

sparky: OHMYGOD HE REALLY IS SMILING
sparky: i took a pic

saddy daddy: kaminari you're expelled

sparky: AIZAWA NO

saddy daddy: aizawa yes

saddy daddy removed Denki Kaminari from the conversation

emo thot: i can't believe kaminari got expelled but mineta is still attending this school

saddy daddy: i'm not expelling kaminari i just wanted to see the pure panic on his face
saddy daddy: it's pretty funny i took a picture

DESTROYA: jesus fucking christ

DESTROYA added Denki Kaminari to the conversation

Denki Kaminari: sensei you tricked me

saddy daddy: yes and i'm proud of myself for once in my life

Denki Kaminari: also BAKU YOU ADDED ME BACK YOU CARE ABOUT ME UWU

DESTROYA: yeah whatever

shitty hair: you didn't deny it you care about our squad owo!!!!

DESTROYA: yes i fucking care about you yall happy

spiderman: AYEEEEE

toxic: UWU!!!!!

shitty hair: we care about you too, bakugou!!

DESTROYA: uh thanks i guess

spiderman set Denki Kaminari's nickname to walmart pikachu

walmart pikachu: sero i'm breaking up with you

spiderman: no you're not

walmart pikachu: …yeah i'm not

walmart pikachu changed his nickname to bzzzzz

bzzzzz: bzzzzz

toxic: bzzzzz

spiderman: bzzzzz

YEEHAW: why bzzzzz

bzzzzz: cause electricity goes bzzzzzz
bzzzzz: and it's a bee movie reference

YEEHAW: oh no

bzzzzz: oh yes

DESTROYA: why the fuck am i even friends with you

bzzzzz: you love us

DESTROYA: no not really

toxic: …kaminari just sneezed and they noticed us

spiderman: nice, ron!

bzzzzz: i sneezed! oh, i'm not allowed to sneeze?!

icy thot: jesus fucking christ
icy thot: how long have you been there

toxic: dunno 10 minutes

sneaky: dunno 4 hours

DESTROYA: hagakure stop stalking people and get a life

sneaky: no

hulk smash: tfw you just want to watch star wars with your boyfriend in peace but an invisible 15 year old girl has been watching you for 4 hours ://

bzzzzz: aw man, the worst feeling ://

hulk smash: right?? ://

axel f: i'm so happy for you!!

emo thot: aw me too!!

DESTROYA: whatever

shitty hair: he haven't got 8 hours of sleep tonight so he's a little grumpy i'm sorry for him

DESTROYA: i got fucking 6 six SIX S I X HOURS OF SLEEP TONIGHT MY BRAIN HAS TO REST FOR AT LEAST 7 HOURS

shitty hair: yeah yeah anyways
shitty hair: congratulations mah doods!!

gotta go fast: I'm really happy for both of you, guys!! :)

hulk smah: aww thanks!

✦~CAN'T STOP TWINKLING~✦: tell us how it all started, mes amis!

DESTROYA: no please don't

icy thot: well, it all started when izuku almost beat the shit out of me during sports festival and made me realize that my fire quirk is mine, not my father's
icy thot: i realized then that he brings out the best of me and i want to spend my life with him owo

bzzzzz: owo

toxic: owo

isle of flightless birds: he's the tear in your heart, you say

icy thot: yes he's a butcher with a smile

isle of flightless birds: cute

3D printer: thank God you're finally together
3D printer: Shou wouldn't shut up about Izu

icy thot: momo could you stop exposing me please thank you

3D printer: where's the fun in that?
3D printer: I'm joking I love you
3D printer: as a friend of course cause I'm a lesbian

axel f: i thought you're bi

3D printer: Jirou turned me 100% gay

emo thot: #momolesbian

icy thot: #momolesbian

3D printer: #momolesbian

emo thot: btw ily

DESTROYA: disgustang

shitty hair: baku let people be happy

DESTROYA: happiness who that

shitty hair: do you ever wanna talk about your emotions tien

DESTROYA: no

bzzzzz: i do

shitty hair: i know david

bzzzzz: i'm sad

shitty hair: i know david

icy thot: who's david

bzzzzz: jesus christ
bzzzzz: @hulk smash america eggs plain

hulk smash: jfc
hulk smash: todo come to my room we watchin vines

icy thot: okie

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defying gravity: i don't mean to be rude but bakugou is offline and somebody has to be so
defying gravity: to whoever is sobbing rn: could you shut the fuck up please

shitty hair: baku is offline cause he's one of the people that are sobbing

defying gravity: what there's more of them

defying gravity: and WHAT BKG IS SOBBING THE SIMULATION IS GLITCHING

DESTROYA: bitches be like "i'm fine" and then cry over mcr's reunion
DESTROYA: i'm bitches

isle of flightless birds: i'm bitches

emo thot: i'm bitches

icy thot: i'm bitches

hulk smash: i'm bitches

defying gravity: deku i didn't know you're emo

icy thot: he turned me gay i turned him emo

hulk smash: yes

isle of flightless birds: since 2013 i've been only existing but now i've never felt more alive i swear

emo thot: bruh 2019 is officialy The Emo Year we got the umbrella academy tv show, new waterparks album and fob green day and weezer are going on tour

icy thot: anD JENNA JOSEPH IS PREGONTE

emo thot: yes and jenna joseph is pregnate

isle of flightless birds: what a perfect year to be crying black eyeliner

emo thot: my chemical romance said fuck it y’all already in your eyeliner for halloween guess what keep it on

YEEHAW: kids guess what
YEEHAW: shouta is listening to party poison rn
YEEHAW: on lOOP

icy thot: I FICKINF KNEW HE'S EMO
icy thot: I KNEW IT

emo thot: @saddy daddy it's over we know you're emo you can't deny it

saddy daddy: well
saddy daddy: what can i say when mcr went I'M COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD

isle of flightless birds: AND I'LL TAKE YOU HOME WITH ME

emo thot: I'M TAKING BACK

icy thot: THE

hulk smash: LIFE

DESTROYA: YOU

saddy daddy: S T O L E

emo thot: SENSEI WE KNEW YOU'RE ONE OF US

saddy daddy: today i'm a proud emo
saddy daddy: but tomorrow i'm going back to the miss me with that emo shit mode

emo thot: what a shame

hulk smash: okay doods mcr streaming party in my room now
hulk smash: bring your black eyeliners

emo thot: aye aye

saddy daddy: …can i come

hulk smash: YES ABSOLUTELY

isle of flightless birds: i'm on my way.

DESTROYA: hell yeah

bzzzzz: bakugou in midoriya's room that's not gonna end well

hulk smash: the power of my chemical romance will unite us

DESTROYA: yes

emo thot: what about todoroki? is he coming?

isle of flightless birds: yeah he's not responding

hulk smash: he got so emo he fell apart

isle of flightless birds: understandable

hulk smash: nah fr he's already in my room
hulk smash: faster guys we're waiting for you

emo thot: nyoom
emo thot: I CAN HEAR THE SHARPEST LIVES FROM HERE YOU STARTED THE PARTY WITHOUT ME YOU FUCKERS

DESTROYA: WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE IS NEXT IF YOU DON'T SPEED THE FUCK UP WE GONNA CRY WITHOUT YOU

emo thot: FUCKINF
emo thot: N Y O O M

shitty hair: bakugou it's nice to see you socializing

DESTROYA: it's all thanks to mcr

shitty hair: thank you mcr

bzzzzz: thank you mcr

toxic: thank you mcr

spiderman: thank you mcr

DESTROYA: i'd kill y'all but i'm too busy screaming my lungs out

bzzzzz: yes we can hear

icy thot:  aizawascreaming.mp4

bzzzzz: OH MY GOD

defying gravity: LMAOOAOAOAAOSOSOASI

toxic: THIS IS GOD TIER

saddy daddy: THE GHOST OF YOU IS ON I DON'T EVEN CARE

spiderman: wow being emo changes people

bzzzzz: AT THE END OF THE WOOOOOORLD

spiderman: DENKI NO

bzzzzz: OR THE LAST THING I SEE
bzzzzz: YOU ARE

emo thot: DENKI YES

bzzzzz: NEVER COMING HOME

icy thot: NEVER COMING HOME

emo thot: COULD I

bzzzzz: SHOULD I

spiderman: denki you're spending too much time with jirou and bakugou

hulk smash: and shinsou

spiderman: yes and shinsou

saddy daddy: speaking of shinsou i have a suprise for you

bzzzzz: what suprise

saddy daddy: it's a suprise i'm not gonna tell you

bzzzzz: so when are you gonna tell us

saddy daddy: in the next chapter

bzzzzz: what

hulk smash: what

icy thot: what

gotta go fast jr: What

hulk smash: even iida came back from the dead just to say what

gotta go fast jr: I was just studying a lot recently and I highly recommend doing the same to you

YEEHAW: don't mind shouta he's just breaking the fourth wall

hulk smash: um okay

emo thot: EMO GANG ALL PHONES DOWN NOW
emo thot: THIS IS A PARTY GET ON THE DANCE FLOOR

bzzzzz: wasn't it that ain't a party get off the dance floor

spiderman: KAMINARI HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS 

bzzzzz: I DONY KNOW LEABE ME ALONE OK

icy thot: KAMINARI YOU'RE ONE OF US 

bzzzzz: NO I'M NOT

emo thot: TODOROKI I SAID ALL PHONES DOWN RIGHT FICKING NOW

icy thot: OK OK

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saddy daddy: y'all good news

bzzzzz: y'all

icy thot: y'all

spiderman: y'all

DESTROYA: y'all

saddy daddy: shush
saddy daddy: anyways
saddy daddy: guess what

bzzzzz: someone ordered pizza

emo thot: twenty one pilots released a new album

icy thot: endeavor got arrested

saddy daddy: no, no, and todoroki i usually don't care about many things but you genuinely concern me sometimes

hulk smash: todo we've talked about this

icy thot: yeah yeah sorry

saddy daddy: jesus

gotta go fast jr: Aizawa-sensei, tell us your good news!

saddy daddy: ah yes

saddy daddy added Hitoshi Shinsou to the conversation

saddy daddy: he's joining your class isn't that amazing

Hitoshi Shinsou: i didn't ask for this
Hitoshi Shinsou: the only thing i ask for is the sweet release of death

isle of flightless birds: i like him.

bzzzzz: AYOO SHIN

Hitoshi Shinsou: AYOO KAMI

bzzzzz: WASSUP

Hitoshi Shinsou: i crave death

bzzzzz: understandable

hulk smash: "i didn't ask for this" toshi you hear yourself sometimes like when you speak
hulk smash: you almost beat me on the sports festival to get to the departament of heroes

Hitoshi Shinsou: ah yeah i did lmao
Hitoshi Shinsou: no hard feelings izu pls

hulk smash: it's ok we're friends uwu

Hitoshi Shinsou: uwu

icy thot: i'm jealous

Hitoshi Shinsou: i'm dead inside

emo thot: dead!

Hitoshi Shinsou: i understood that reference is that bad

saddy daddy: jesus another of my students is fucking emo

Hitoshi Shinsou: and what about it

Hitoshi Shinsou set his nickname to dead!

icy thot: glorious

emo thot: tonight we are victorious

saddy daddy: another emo reference in this chat and i will sue you

dead!: no don't sue us
dead!: you know what they do to guys like us in prison

Shouta Aizawa left the conversation

bzzzzz: LMAO NVBNGJFNBGFJDE

tail monster: SHINSOU!!!

dead!: OJIRO HEY MAN

tail monster: how are you??

dead!: meh
dead!: nah jk i'm good

tail monster: are you sure
tail monster: guys yesterday at school i found him crying in the bathroom
tail monster: and when i asked him what happened he just started singing it's not a fashion statement it's a deathwish

dead!: EXCUSE ME MCR IS BACK AND I WAS THE ONLY EMO IN GENERAL STUDIES SO I HAD TO CRY ALONE IN THE BATHROOM

YEEHAW: why is shouta yelling and banging his head against the wall

icy thot: i believe emo references killed him

YEEHAW: huh
YEEHAW: so he's dead! now you say

dead!: yes

YEEHAW: hi shinsou

dead!: hi zashi

icy thot: zashi you say

hulk smash: todo.

YEEHAW: i hope you will feel good in your new class, kid!

icy thot: hmmm

hulk smash: todoroki.

dead!: thanks dad
dead!: i mean sensei
dead!: stupid autocorrect

icy thot: HMMMMM

hulk smash: SHOUTO TODOROKI STOP RIGHT NOW

shitty hair: how did your autocorrect change sensei to dad

dead!: why you asking me ask my autocorrect

shitty hair: fair

DESTROYA: jesus fucking christ another idiot to piss me off

dead!: nice to meet you too, bakugou

dead! added Shouta Aizawa to the conversation

bzzzzz set Shouta Aizawa's nickname to saddy daddy.

bzzzzz: better

saddy daddy: why did you add me back kid

icy thot: YEAH WHY DID YOU ADD HIM BACK
icy thot: K I D

hulk smash: he on theoryoki mode
hulk smash: everyone hide

icy thot: holy shit my brain is doing backflips
icy thot: guys hear me out

hulk smash: todo no

icy thot: todo yes

bzzzzz: todo no

shitty hair: todo no

defying gravity: todo no

axel f: todo no

isle of flightless birds: todo no

3D printer: Todo no

icy thot: jesus christ fine
icy thot: mido check your dms

hulk smash: sigh

[that green gentleman and polarize]

polarize: shinsou is erasermic's son

that green gentleman: s i g h
that green gentleman: erasermic??

polarize: eraserhead and present mic

that green gentleman: ah makes sense
that green gentleman: no wait it doesn't
that green gentleman: how would they… yknow

polarize: dunno adoption maybe??
polarize: or one of them uhhh made him with a woman but now they're raising him together
polarize: i'd assume aizawa is the biological father don't know why they're just really similar

that green gentleman: but wait
that green gentleman: shinsou's quirk is based on voice
that green gentleman: so is present mic's

polarize: HOLY SHIT

polarize changed his nickname to theoryoki

theoryoki changed that green gentleman's nickname to theoriya

theoryoki: when i die, i want you to take the theory king title after me
theoryoki: wait no if i'm dyin you dyin with me
theoryoki: ain't no choice

theoriya: i regret showing vine to you

[class 1-chAos]

icy thot: midoriya is now theoriya. y'all can't stop us.

spiderman: y'all

bzzzzz: y'all

icy thot: shUSH
icy thot: anyways
icy thot: yamada-sensei is shinsou's biological father because both toshi and him have voice-based quirks

bzzzzz: HOLY FUCK

DESTROYA: the fact that this shit makes sense actually fucking terrifies me like holy fuck

[The Holy Trinity]

The Son: dads todoroki exposed us what am i supposed to do

The Holy Spirit: i could've been the homeroom teacher of a nice and pretty normal class 1-b
The Holy Spirit: but nooOOOoOoO nedzu decided that i will be the best teacher for 1-a
The Holy Spirit: and now i have to look after a sad air conditioner that calls himself "theoryoki" and a bunch of other emo gays

The Father: uhhh want me to make you coffee

The Holy Spirit: yes please

The Son: my parents are the most chaotic beings in the entire universe

The Father: AND WHAT ABOUT IT

[class 1-chAos]

saddy daddy: yes todoroki you're right are you happy now

icy thot: I
icy thot: I KNEW IT

saddy daddy: yeah yeah congratulations you deserve the theoryoki title

dead!: can i call you and zashi dads here it's really weird to call you two sensei

YEEHAW: sure thing kid!

saddy daddy: no

dead!: sigh

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DESTROYA: my name is garfield and i love lasagna
DESTROYA: the cats movie is gonna be great i can't wait
DESTROYA: *dabs*

 

shitty hair: aight who took his phone
shitty hair: nvm i just heard bakugou yelling "KAMINARI I WILL BREAK YOUR FUCKING KNEECAPS WITH A RAZOR SCOOTER"
shitty hair: so i guess it's kami
shitty hair: rip he was a good friend

toxic: [*]

spiderman: my boyfriend's dead anyone interested in me

bzzzzz: I AM ALIVE SERO YOU THOT

spiderman: eh

hulk smash: why is bakugou laying unconscious in the common room

shitty hair: ???????KAMINARI WHAT DID YOU DO

bzzzzz: he's gonna be ok

emo thot: …did you electrocute him

bzzzzz: lmao yeah

saddy daddy: kids you give me a serious fucking headache
saddy daddy: i can't handle all of you by myself

saddy daddy added Yagi Toshinori to the conversation

bzzzzz: who dat

Yagi Toshinori: I am here!

hulk smash: HOLY MOLY

Yagi Toshinori: Aizawa, you need support?

saddy daddy: i need the sweet release of death
saddy daddy: and yes support would be nice

Yagi Toshinori: on it!

Yagi Toshinori added Nemuri Kayama to the conversation

Nemuri Kayama: let me guess, aizawa can't handle the kids himself and he needs help

Yagi Toshinori: yes, exactly

saddy daddy: yeah yeah we get it i am a terrible parental figure now give me more support please

hulk smash: MMORE PRO HEROES I'M GONNA FAINT

saddy daddy: don't faint i'm too tired to drag you to recovery girl

Yagi Toshinori added Enji Todoroki to the conversation

Shouto Todoroki left

Enji Todoroki left

hulk smash added Shouto Todoroki to the conversation

hulk smash set Shouto Todoroki's nickname to icy thot

icy thot: what made you think it was a good idea to add my old man here

Yagi Toshinori: dunno, I thought it may be fun!

icy thot: no

saddy daddy: sigh

Yagi Toshinori added Hawks to the conversation

Hawks: ayo who are these people

isle of flightless birds: HAWKS

Hawks: YAMI SUP

isle of flightless birds: i feel like i'm stuck in a neverending loop of emptiness

Hawks: so as usual

icy thot: why does everyone have their real names here
icy thot: and yours is just
icy thot: hawks

Hawks: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hawks set his nickname to king of the clouds

emo thot: AYYYY

icy thot: AYYYY

isle of flightless birds: AYYYY

dead!: AYYYY

king of the clouds: AYYYY

saddy daddy: i wanna end me

kings of the clouds: billie eilish isn't emo do your research eraserhead

saddy daddy: fuck you

king of the clouds: ew no i have a boyfriend

bzzzzz: DKIFJDSIJDCNJVC

spiderman: is every pro hero gay

icy thot: my old man is straight

spiderman: why am i not suprised

king of the clouds: ayyy you're a todoroki i know your dad
king of the clouds: he's not that bad

icy thot: i hate him

king of the clouds: that's rough buddy :/
king of the clouds: y'all i have an idea!! i don't really know any of you except tokoyami, so i have a fun bonding game owo

saddy daddy: when i use y'all you rant but when he uses y'all everything is ok

king of the clouds: yes because i'm cooler and they like me more than you

saddy daddy: i hate my life

king of the clouds: yeah yeah anyways
king of the clouds: describe yourselves in just 5 words
king of the clouds: go!

hulk smash: i break bones and cry

isle of flightless birds: what a madbanquet of darkness

king of the clouds: you cheater

icy thot: air conditioner with daddy issues

emo thot: welcome to the black parade

gotta go fast jr: The only functioning braincell here

shitty hair: keeping bakugou from blowingthings up

king of the clouds: hhhhnn we got another cheater

bzzzzz: pan with half a braincell

dead!: those eyebags are gucci man

3D printer: a normal girl I think??

octopussy: extra limbs dope face mask

spiderman: does whatever a spider can

toxic: fortnite dancing in the mines

michael with a b: (/ω\) (〃ω〃) (^^ゞ) (〃´∀`) ꈍ .̮ ꈍ

tail monster: just your average tail guy

~CAN'T STOP TWINKLING~: i cannot stop twinkling owo~✦

defying gravity: she float and she bi

sneaky: a stalker with no life

axel f: i wanted a normal class

cookie monster: i'm just making cookies here

king of the clouds: gucci gucci
king of the clouds: is that everyone??

gotta go fast jr: Yes, except Bakugou, who is currently unavailable due to being electrocuted by Kaminari

king of the clouds: i'm not gonna ask
king of the clouds: and whoa there's a lot of you kids

axel f: you're only six years older than us

king of the clouds: please don't mention my age i found a gray hair yesterday and i had a meltdown

3D printer: why don't you describe yourself in 5 words, Pro Hero Hawks?

king of the clouds: bury me in chicken nuggets

bzzzzz: I LOVE HIM

DESTROYA: kaminari you're a fucking dead man

spiderman: rip

king of the clouds: whahahappened

DESTROYA: this fucking dumb fuck stole my phone and then fucking ELECTROCUTED ME
DESTROYA: AND I'M READY FOR FUCKING REVENGE

king of the clouds: this is gonna be fun

saddy daddy: jesus fucking christ this man is even more irresponsible than me
saddy daddy: kaminari, you're cleaning the common room for the next three days
saddy daddy: bakugou, if you won't sit the fuck down, you're joining him

Nemuri Kayama: shouta these kids are only 15 years old watch your fucking language

DESTROYA: i'm 16

saddy daddy: shut the fuck up and go to your room you're grounded

DESTROYA: fuckin
DESTROYA: ok dad ugh