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A/N: Twisted Metal: Pokemon! It's finally here! According to the story's summary, ten participants will try to survive to earn their important wish. Only one participant will survive after the eighth and final map, and I'll reveal their ending. However, I'll make a lot of bonus chapters after that, displaying two endings of each participant, both good and bad endings.

The T rating is finalized! This story was planned to have an M rating, and it was also planned to have the same dark atmosphere and setting as Twisted Metal Black and Twisted Metal 2012. But as much as I love rated M content in video games, I think it's best to slap the T rating in this story. Hell, most of the Twisted Metal games are rated T, and those games have a dark setting. Well, except for Twisted Metal 4 and Twisted Metal Small Brawl. The former is goofy, while the latter is revolved around teenagers and toy cars.

I've only played Twisted Metal 1, Twisted Metal 3, Twisted Metal Small Brawl, and Twisted Metal Black. I've already mentioned that Twisted Metal 4's a goofy game, and I haven't played it yet, but I've watched a lot of cutscenes and endings on Youtube, and I fully understand why many Twisted Metal fans strongly dislike Twisted Metal 4. The main two reasons? Its weird alternative universe setting and the obnoxious and forgettable characters.

Contiuning on, the game was created by the infamous 989 Studios company, and Twisted Metal 3 was also created by them. Twisted Metal 3 was universally panned by most Twisted Metal fans as well due to its strange plot holes and bad endings. The biggest plot hole in that game was Axel's backstory, arguably one of the most top 10 fucked up plot holes in fictional history. Had 989 Studios cared about continuinity and not rushed Twisted Metal 3 like crazy, Axel wouldn't have existed in the game, other plot holes wouldn't have existed as well, the endings would be good, and the game, and Twisted Metal 4, would've likely been a classic.

Why was Twisted Metal 3 less hated than Twisted Metal 4, IMO? The awesome soundtrack and good voice acting. Twisted Metal 3's soundtrack is S-Tier worthy. I had discovered rock music in the late 90s because of Twisted Metal 3. I know Twisted Metal 3 is still hated today, but it's still a part of my childhood. Hell, Twisted Metal 3 isn't on my "Ten 10 Worst Playstation 1 games I've ever played" list. Overall, it's below-average at best compared to Twisted Metal 4.

I know I said that this isn't a rated M story, but unlike Twisted Metal Black, it won't take place inside someone's mind. I don't mind an entire setting/plot taking place in someone's mind/dream in a video game/movie/episode of a cartoon or anime, but in this story, again, it's not a dream.

Again, this story is rated T, and it also shares the same dark tone as Twisted Metal 2 and Twisted Metal Head-on. Enjoy!


 

The crossover galaxy was nothing but chaos. Everyday, many people had suffered different types of problems. Severe depression, substance abuse, divorce, separation, extreme desperation, violence, attempted suicide, suicide, survivor guilt, obsession with revenge, and more. But only one magical human could help people, granting a free wish for them. However, they would have to put their lives on the line and survive a lot first, due to Twisted Metal, a life and death game.

The magical human's name? N (Pokemon). Prior to getting magical powers, he had been under control by Ghetsis (Pokemon), his foster foster, and Team Plasma, a powerful, ruthless, and infamous criminal organization. Only N and his foster sisters, Anthea (Pokemon) and Concordia (Pokemon), had strongly disliked living under the Team Plasma world, wanting to do their own thing.

Then one day, the crossover galaxy's magical goddess, Rosalina (Super Mario Bros. series), had grown bored, and she had eventually decided to give away free magical powers to a character of her choice, to change the crossover galaxy forever. N was blessed with Rosalina's free gift, which had obviously led to the death of Team Plasma, thus freeing Anthea, Concordia, and N himself. Afterwards, Ghetsis had vowed to get revenge.

Twisted Metal was created a bit later. The first reason why it was created was because it was one of N's favorite series, and N's #1 favorite character in that series was Calypso (Twisted Metal series), all versions. And thanks to Rosalina's, N was a Calypso himself. And the second reason? The unpredictably nature of each and every universe, with people going through different problems everyday.

Today was the twenty-fifth event of Twisted Metal. The lives of the past winners had changed forever, with their problems being solved 100%. Participants had to fought against one another in eight places, with N's castle always being the eighth and final one. The rules were plain and simple. A battle in any place would last for five minutes except for boss fights, in which they'd last for two minutes. If a participant had scored a kill against a non-boss, they'd earn one point. Killed participants would get revived until the timer hit zero. If a participant had the lowest score after the end of the match, they'd lose their life permanently. But as for N's Castle, the obvious final map/place, two participants, the ones with the 1st and 2nd lowest points, would get killed off forever.

Continuing on, the ones with the most points in map two, five, and N's Castle had to go up against a boss, but if those participants would end up losing in map two or five, the participants with the lowest score in the next map, three or six, would continue to live. Despite those rules sounding very high-risk, desperate participants were willing to solve their problems the hard way.

Ghetsis was involved in this event. Any participant were allowed to choose a vehicle and special weapon of their choice, but in Ghetsis' case, N had forced him to ride the Mr. Grimm motorcycle, due to it having VERY bad armor. Adding on, Ghetsis was forced to use two weak special weapons, a Team Plasma logo projectile with terrible accuracy and a dark blue homing missile with medium speed and inconsistent accuracy. Obviously unfair and biased.

Participant #1: Ash Ketchum (Pokemon)

Age: 32

Height: 5'11

Weight: 182

Vehicle: Darkside

Speed: 1/5

Handling: 1/5

Armor: 5/5

Specials: Power Ram (3/5) and Pokeball Blast (2/5). Power Ram forcibly crashes towards an opponent, and if the opponent gets rammed into a wall, the special does greater damage. Pokeball Blast is a projectile that blows up upon contact. If an opponent has 50% health or lower, the special damage will increase by 5/5 upon contact.

Info: Long-time rival Gary Oak (Pokemon) kidnapped Misty (Pokemon), Ash's long-time girlfriend, and Gary demanded one-million Yen in three days or Misty would die. Could Ash save Misty?

Participant #2: Emily (Overwatch)

Age: 30

Height: 5'5

Weight: 104

Vehicle: Hammerhead

Speed: 1/5

Handling: 2/5

Armor: 4/5

Specials: Monster Crush (3/5) and Big Ben (Random). Monster Crush allows the monster truck to crush an enemy under its wheels. The weapon is automatic; Emily doesn't always have to activate the fire button. Big Ben allows Emily to leap the monster truck very high before descending. It deals random damage depending on Emily's health. 1% health through 25% health: 1/5. 26% health through 50% health: 2/5. 51% health through 75% health: 3/5. 76% health through 90% health: 4/5. 91% health through 100% health.

Info: Emily had started taking drugs at age 18, but stopped at age 19, after desperately wanting to stop the life-threatening addiction for the sake of keeping her love-ones. At age 30, however, Emily had taken drugs again, after an unknown masked criminal had spread illegal drugs around the Overwatch universe's King's Row; Emily had finally gotten tired of staying in a forced cold turkey state for eleven years. But Emily's love-ones finally walked away from her for good, and Emily realized that she made the biggest mistake of her life. Her wish was to permanently stay away from drugs.

Participant #3: Ryo (Ronin Warriors)

Age: 35

Height: 5'9

Weight: 172

Vehicle: Axel

Speed: 2/5

Handling: 3/5

Armor: 3/5

Specials: Supernova Shockwave (3/5) and Rage of Inferno (5/5). Supernova Shockwave. Not only does Supernova Shockwave can deal decent damage, but it can blow the opponent up into the air. Rage of Inferno is one of lowest accurate specials, but if an opponent get touched by the deadly ray of light and flame, they'll suffer great damage.

Info: Ryo was suffering from severe depression thanks to a big mistake he had made a year ago. At a young age, Ryo and his friends, all on vacation, had met Runa (Ronin Warriors), a very friendly girl, at New York, and she had given them a friendly tour, but Ryo was the only one that didn't like her. One year ago, Runa, on vacation, had met Ryo and his friends at Toyko, Japan, and she had hung out with them a lot compared to their time in New York. Ryo had eventually gotten sick and tired of Runa, he had yelled and sweared at her a lot, even telling her to go kill herself, right infront of his own shocked friends. Then, Runa had ran away crying, extremely hurt and broken.

Someone had found Runa crying alone, learned everything, and suggested that Runa should make a suicide note for Ryo. After the suicide note was read by Ryo and friends and others, things had went extremely downhill for Ryo. His friends no longer wanted to hang out with him, and many other people had called Ryo a murderer for causing Runa's suicide. This year, the severely depressed Ryo had attempted suicide twice. Afterwards, he had learned about the Twisted Metal contest. His wish was to bring back Runa back to life and apologize to her, as a living human being or in heaven. His vehicle of choice was the Axel vehicle for obvious reasons.

Participant #4: Bowser Jr. (Super Mario Bros. series)

Age: ???

Height: ???

Weight: ???

Vehicle: Firestarter

Speed: 4/5

Handling: 3/5

Armor: 2/5

Specials: Fireball (Random) and Flamethrower (3/5). Fireball deals maximum damage five seconds after being activated, while it deals small damage a second after being activated. Flamethrower scorches opponents.

Info: Bowsette (Super Mario Bros. series; Bowser's 100% female form) was living through the Rule34 world with her huge popularity, and Bowser Jr. was sick and tired of the neglection. Could he drag her out of it?

Participant #5: King K. Rool (Donkey Kong series)

Age: ???

Height: 6'4

Weight: 302

Vehicle: Warthog (Twisted Metal Black version)

Speed: 2/5

Handling: 2/5

Armor: 4/5

Specials: Giant Cannonball (5/5) and High-tech Blunderbuss (Random). Giant Cannonball has the fastest projectile speed ever, and its extremely useful in close-range battles. High-tech Blunderbuss acts as a giant vacuum, large enough to trap any vehicle. It spits an opponent out afterwards. Also, it's extremely useful for environment kills. The damage depends on where the opponents crash into.

Info: Donkey Kong (Donkey Kong series) and Diddy Kong (Donkey Kong series) were both found dead! King K. Rool hadn't murdered them, but he was pissed because he couldn't handle the job himself. His wish was to revive both of his #1 enemies and kill them.

Participant #6: Risky Boots (Shantae series)

Age: ???

Height: 5'9

Weight: 115

Vehicle: Roadkill

Speed: 4/5

Handling: 2/5

Armor: 4/5

Specials: Purple Hair Whip (1/5) and Copycat (Random). Purple Hair Whip is an obvious weak move, but it can knock any opponent far away. Very useful for environment kills. Copycat copies any special move.

Info: Risky Boots had regretted her actions in the past and decided to change and get along with her enemies. However, Shantae was found dead, and Risky Boots was extremely upset. It was up to Risky Boots to revive Shantae and identify the murderer.

Participant #7: Hanzo Shimada (Overwatch)

Age: 42

Height: 5'8

Weight: 166

Vehicle: Minion

Speed: 4/5

Handling: 5/5

Armor: 5/5

Specials: Storm Arrows (1/5 through 5/5; random) and Dragonstrike (random). Storm Arrow will either shoot 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 arrows in a row. Dragonstrike is a scary dragon projectile that goes through opponents, walls, and more. The damage depends on how many seconds the opponent gets touched by it.

Info: Hanzo hadn't suffered a problem, but what was his purpose of entering the Twisted Metal contest?

Participant #8: PallaPalla (Sailor Moon)

Age: 27

Height: 5'1

Weight: 97

Vehicle: Thumper

Speed: 4/5

Handling: 2/5

Armor: 4/5

Specials: Orb Hailstorm (5/5) and Reverse Ball (None). Orb Hailstorm rains down boulders on opponents, but it takes several seconds to activate. Reverse Ball is an odd special that shoots out a special ball. If an opponent gets touched by it, their special damage reverses. Reverse Ball can be a blessing and a curse.

Info: PallaPalla's sisters, CereCere (Sailor Moon), JunJun (Sailor Moon), and VesVes (Sailor Moon) were tragically murdered during a boat cruise vacation, and PallaPalla was very saddened. PallaPalla was going to give up on life, until she had heard about Twisted Metal.

Participant #9: Fiona Frizzle (The Magic School Bus Rides Again)

Age: 33

Height: 5'4

Weight: 108

Vehicle: Spectre

Speed: 5/5

Handling: 4/5

Armor: 1/5

Specials: Phantom Burst (4/5) and Transformation (2/5). Phantom Burst can go through walls and under the ground. The Spectre vehicle transforms into a giant school bus, and after the vehicle crashes into an opponent with force, it automatically returns to Spectre.

Info: Like Emily, Fiona's older and famous sister, Valerie Frizzle (Magic School Bus), was heavily addicted to drugs, costing the latter's career as a successful profressor. The same criminal from Emily's backstory was the prime suspect, giving Valerie the same illegal drugs. There were rumors of Valerie already taking drugs during her time as an elementary school teacher. Could Fiona save her beloved sister?

Participant #10: Ghetsis

Age: 51

Height: 6'6

Weight: 199

Vehicle: Mr. Grimm

Speed: 5/5

Handling: 3/5

Armor: 1/5

Specials: Explained above.

Info: Ghetsis wanted to get revenge on N so bad, but the odds were against him, being the biggest underdog.

End of Chapter 1

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Dialogue before battle:

"This is the beginning of Twisted Metal, Misty. Hang in there." - Ash

"I shouldn't be here... Damn drugs..." - Emily

"Twisted Metal commences. Win or lose, the torment will end..." - Ryo

"A parent has no right neglecting their own children. Win it all, and my mom's neglection is over..." Bowser Jr.

"I was supposed to kill them! Curse the one that killed them! This tournament shouldn't be too hard to win." - King K. Rool

"Shantae didn't deserve to die... Who would do such a horrible thing to her...?" - Risky Boots

"Hmph. My opponents are all weaklings. Depressed, desperate fools. I will ease their pain the hard way." - Hanzo

"I'm putting my life on the line, my sisters! I'll win the Twisted Metal tournament and revive you all!" - PallaPalla

"Why, Valerie, why... You're better than this..." - Fiona

"I should've killed my idiot foster son when I had the chance... I won't lose. - Ghetsis

Princess Peach's (Super Mario Bros. series) Castle (Super Mario Bros. universe)...

Princess Peach's Castle was a wide map. Contestants could fight against each other in and outside the castle, and they could hide inside one of the many rooms before ambusing their opponents. Underneath the castle's bridge was a large pool of water, an automatic death.

Start! Ash and Hanzo spotted each other near the Tick Tock Clock as Emily entered the castle. Ash quickly activated Power Ram, and it cased Hanzo to collide against a nearby wall, dealing great damage against him. Risky Boots scored an easy environment kill against Bowser Jr. as Ash wasted his Pokeball Blast special against Hanzo. Ash froze Hanzo afterwards before driving away as Emily collected a variety of weapons.

Bowser Jr. respawned near the Lethal Lava Land painting as Ghetsis, Fiona, Ryo, and King K. Rool battled against each other in the room with the Bom-omb Battlefield painting. Hanzo grabbed a Full Health First Aid Kit while looking for Ash. PallaPalla exited the castle before spotting Risky Boots, but the latter quickly got into perfect position before executing another cheap environment kill.

Ryo killed Ghetsis with a Power Missile as Emily and Bowser Jr. battled it out in the Hazy Maze section, but Fiona's double-damaged Ricochet weapon eliminated Ryo afterwards as Emily easily melted Bowser Jr. with a Freeze Missile, two Fire Missiles, a Power Missile, a Homing Missile, and Monster Crush. Then, King K. Rool blew up Fiona and her vehicle with the Napalm as Hanzo froze Ash. Hanzo overabused his two special powers against the helpless Ash as the respawned Ryo and Emily double-teamed Risky Boots at the castle's main room.

Hanzo finished Ash off with a Rain Missile as Ryo owned Risky Boots with Rage of Inferno. Emily froze Ryo before driving away fast. Then, Bowser Jr. scorched Fiona with his Flamethrower. After that, Bowser Jr. froze Fiona, but Ash Power Rammed Bowser Jr. towards a wall, nearly murdering the latter. Next, Ash killed Bowser Jr. with another Power Ram as Ghetsis froze Fiona out of desperation. Ghetsis wasted three Power Missiles agaisnt Fiona, killing her. Then, Ghetsis drove away from Ash as PallaPalla got wrecked by Hanzo's five Storm Arrows.

Outside the castle, Risky Boots used Copycat against Ryo, mimicking Hanzo's Dragonstrike, damaging Ryo a bit, hurting Bowser Jr., Hanzo, Ash, and King K. Rool inside the castle. Ryo retaliated with Zoomy Missiles as Bowser Jr. drove away from the angry Emily. Fiona's Phantom Burst appeared in the room Bowser Jr. and Emily were in, and it hit Bowser Jr., killing him.

Risky Boots knocked Ryo away with Purple Hair Whip, froze him, and then drove off to find a First Aid Kit. Ash exited the castle, then he eliminated Ryo with the Pokeball Blast as PallaPalla successfully killed Emily with Orb Hailstorm. Ash caught Risky Boots trying to reach for the First Aid Kit, then he grabbed the kit before Power Ramming her. Next, a Homing Missile towards Risky Boots, murdering her.

Ghetsis, King K. Rool, and PallaPalla triple-attacked Hanzo as Fiona knocked Ash into the water with her Transformation special. Ash died, giving Fiona an extra point. Ghetsis got the final hit against Hanzo as the full health Risky Boots used a Copycat version of Emily's Big Ben against Bowser Jr.. Ryo quickly eliminated Ghetsis with one Power Missile, then PallaPalla with three Fire Missiles. But King K. Rool's Giant Cannonball hurt Ryo afterwards as Emily ironically stole a kill from Risky Boots by using her own Big Ben against Bowser Jr..

Risky Boots angrily attacked Emily with a lot of Speed Missiles, but Emily retaliated with two Monster Crush specials in a row as a respawned Ash murdered both Ryo and King K. Rool with the Pokeball Blast and Power Ram, respectively. Risky Boots whipped Emily away before freezing her and escaping from her. Hanzo surprised Ash with four Storm Arrows and two Mortars as Emily pursued the fleeing Risky Boots.

PallaPalla took a kill from Hanzo as she deciminated Ash with her powerful special. Then, Emily commenced a deadly Freeze Missile + Stalker Missile against Risky Boots, murdering her. Speaking of murder, Bowser Jr. swiftly murdered Ghetsis, his first kill. However, time was also up. Hanzo took advantage of PallaPalla by freezing her and damaging her bad with two Power Missiles, but King K. Rool took away Hanzo's free kill with a Giant Cannonball towards PallaPalla.

Hanzo and King K. Rool went against each other, but Bowser Jr., Emily, Ryo, Fiona, and Ash all went in the same room, turning this scene into a deadly war. This is a perfect opportunity for Bowser Jr. to get a quick and desperate kill. Outside, Risky Boots, PallaPalla, and Ghetsis occurred a three-way battle against each other. However, Risky Boots commenced more easy environment kills as Hanzo murdered Bowser Jr. and Fiona with Dragonstrike. Then, Hanzo melted Ryo with five Storm Arrows as Risky Boots entered the castle. Hanzo nearly murdered Emily with five Storm Arrows, but Ash Power Rammed Hanzo to death as King K. Rool blew up Emily's Hammerhead.

Time up's!

Total kill count:

Ash: 6

Hanzo: 5

Risky Boots: 4

Ryo: 4

Emily: 3

King K. Rool: 3

Fiona: 3

PallaPalla: 2

Ghetsis: 2

Bowser Jr.: 1

Bowser Jr. permanently eliminated!

End of Chapter 2

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Dialogue before battle:

"One down, seven to go, Misty." - Ash

"Home advantage... Unless I somehow screw up..." - Emily

"I thought I would finish last place in this previous fight... Let's see what I can do here." - Ryo

"If only Super Crown had never existed..." - if Bowser Jr. was alive

"King's Row, eh? Well, this king won't let his opponents destroy me so easily, especially that druggie, Emily." - King K. Rool

"King's Row has environment kills as well. That's good, but I shouldn't rely on that only." - Risky Boots

"King's Row is nothing compared to Hanamura. A waste." - Hanzo

"My sisters and I had been here before! Good times..." - PallaPalla

"Sorry, Emily, but home advantage is overrated. Crap, I hope I didn't jinx myself by saying that." - Fiona

"If I get the most points, I'm done for. From what I've learned, a boss fight in a Twisted Metal contest isn't simple and easy..." - Ghetsis

King's Row (Overwatch universe)...

This place was a great place to battle, due to its kick-ass design. Ironically, it was listed as one of the Top 20 places to live in the crossover universe, with many, many non-Overwatch characters visiting it very often. But today wasn't the day for a friendly visit.

Start! Risky Boots spawned right at the end of the map, but she couldn't spot any of her opponents. Ash Power Rammed Fiona as Hanzo froze King K. Rool. Emily scratched away most of Ryo's health after a Big Ben and two Fire Missiles, but Ghetsis surprised Emily with a Power Missile towards Ryo, murdering the latter. After taking care of Fiona, Ash snatched a nearby First Aid Kit as Hanzo handled King K. Rool.

Emily took care of Ghetsis with two Monster Crush attacks and a Homing missile as Risky Boots's Copycat version of Rage of Inferno barely missed PallaPalla. Risky Boots' mistake allow Hanzo to melt her into oblivion as Ryo and Hanzo bumped into each other. Afterwards, Ryo and Hanzo froze each other as Fiona's Phantom Burst nailed Emily, stealing a kill from Ash.

Ryo threw four Power Missiles towards Hanzo, but Hanzo retaliated with Dragonstrike, dealing much damage against his opponent. Ash staggered Hanzo by murdering Ryo with Pokeball Blast as Ghetsis slaughtered a weaken King K. Rool with two Napalms. Pissed, PallaPalla, who had attempted to kill King K. Rool herself, decreased a lot of Ghetsis' health with a Freeze Beam + Orb Hailstorm combo as Ash and Hanzo fought like hell.

Risky Boots suddenly stole PallaPalla kill point, a single Power Missile towards Ghetsis! PallaPalla yelled in frustration as Fiona got involved in the Ash vs. Hanzo scene. Risky Boots' Purple Hair Whipped PallaPalla away from her, but Ryo shocked her with a Rage of Inferno as Fiona murdered Hanzo. Risky Boots desperately counterattacked with a Copycat version of Storm Arrow, all five. But PallaPalla ended Ryo with her powerful special as Fiona lured Ash towards the end of the map.

King K. Rool with the Giant Cannonball agaisnt Risky Boots! His first kill in this battle. After Ash unintentionally drove closer to the abyss, Fiona came out of her hiding spot before wasting her Transformation special against Ash, knocking him into the abyss, getting an environment kill. A second later, Ryo rushed towards Fiona before using his Supernova Shockwave on her and getting an environment kill of his own. Then, Ryo searched for his other opponents as Risky Boots, PallaPalla, Ghetsis, and Emily all quadruple teamed Hanzo and King K. Rool.

After respawning near the attack, Ash let out two Ricochets in different directions. Three seconds later, the first Ricochet hit Emily, and the second one hit Ghetsis. Next, Ash Power Rammed the weakened King K. Rool towards a nearby wall as Ryo got a sneaky kill against Hanzo. Risky Boots immediately drove in reverse as Ash Power Rammed Emily to death. Then, PallaPalla destroyed Ghetsis with one Orb Hailstorm as Risky Boots recovered some health.

Enough playing around, Hanzo caught Ryo before freezing him and melting him with two Dragonstrikes. Then, Hanzo targeted a respawned Emily with four Storm Arrows and five Storm Arrows as Risky Boots punished King K. Rool with a Purple Hair Whip + Freeze Beam combo. After that combo, Risky Boots slammed King K. Rool's entire Warthog with a Copycat'd Big Ben as Hanzo murdered Emily.

Risky Boots finished King K. Rool off, then Risky Boots reacted fast against an incoming and raging Ash, freezing him, almost becoming a victim of Power Ram. Risky Boots escaped from Ash, but Hanzo continued his rampaged as he harassed Risky Boots with three Mortars. Hanzo murdered her afterwards as Ryo, PallaPalla, Ghetsis, and Fiona commenced a four-way fight against one another.

Hanzo spoiled the battle as he launched three Zoomy Missiles and one Satelite towards Ghetsis, killing him. PallaPalla and Fiona froze and attacked Hanzo as Emily and King K. Rool double attacked Ash, but Ryo reversed away from Fiona and PallaPalla as Risky Boots collected a load of weapons. Hanzo assaulted PallaPalla with three Storm Arrows, but Ryo took the kill point with Rage of Inferno as King K. Rool killed Ash.

Emily killed King K. Rool very fast! Fiona knocked Hanzo away from her with Transformation, but after that, Ryo froze her as Ghetsis got wrecked by Risky Boots' four Power Missiles. Ryo left Fiona to die as Hanzo began to retaliate against Fiona. After Fiona's death, Hanzo wasted turbo, just to hunt Ryo down. Ash confronted Risky Boots as Hanzo finally caught Ryo. Ash's Power Ram missed Risky Boots as Hanzo nearly murdered Ryo with three Storm Arrows, then Risky Boots took advantage of Ash's mistake as she shoved most of her collected weapons down Ash's throat.

PallaPalla saved Ryo as she froze Hanzo. Risky Boots murdered Ash as Ryo turbo'd away from Hanzo's sight. Then, Hanzo focused on PallaPalla as Emily barely killed Ryo with a Homing Missile. Two of King K. Rool's Giant Cannonballs almost ended Risky Boots, and with that, Ghetsis got the sneaky kill. Hanzo almost destroyed PallaPalla with Dragonstrike, then Fiona retaliated against Hanzo with Transformation, saving PallaPalla. Afterwards, PallaPalla murdered Hanzo with a Power Missile, barely getting the last kill in this round.

Time's up!

Total Kill Count:

Hanzo: 7

Ash: 4

Emily: 3

Ryo: 3

Risky Boots: 3

PallaPalla: 3

Fiona: 3

Ghetsis: 3

King K. Rool: 2

King K. Rool permanently eliminated!

Dialogue before the Onox (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Season) boss fight:

"Onox looks tough and his Manslaughter vehicle looks tough, but that doesn't mean I'm afraid of him." - if Ash had scored the most points

"Onox looks more serious compared to me, but on the bright side, I still have home advantage." - if Emily had scored the most points

"More crazy than ever. Whatever happens happens..." - if Ryo had scored the most points

"No! I won't be beaten so easily! Onox is going down!" - if Bowser Jr. was alive and had scored the most points

"That's the first boss!? No big deal! I can take him on!" - if King K. Rool was alive and had scored the most points

"I really have to kill Onox the cheap way." - if Risky Boots had scored the most points

"Onox's overall appearance doesn't intimidate me." - Hanzo

"Oh, boy! This is gonna be a tough one!" - if PallaPalla had scored the most points

"Onox is obviously difficult, but that means the next two bosses are more difficult. I'll have to do this, for Valerie..." - if Fiona had scored the most points

"You've got to be kidding me... I hate you so much, N..." - if Ghetsis had scored the most points

Boss #1: Onox

Age: ???

Height: 6'9

Weight: 317

Vehicle: Manslaughter

Speed: 2/5

Handling: 2/5

Armor: 5/5

Specials: Ball and Chain Throw (5/5) and Ball and Chain Crush (5/5). Ball and Chain Throw can be launched straight forward. Ball and Chain Crush allows Onox to lift up the bucket and dump the group of Ball and Chains as a normal dump truck would.

Start! Both opponents were far apart, but Hanzo immediately searched for Onox. After seeing Onox, Hanzo drove in reverse as he used two Dragonstrikes, damaging Onox so greatly. Onox fought back with the Ball and Chain Throw special, hurting Hanzo so bad. Next, Hanzo drove forward a bit as Onox wasted the same special, but the special missed. Two Storm Arrows in a row, 4/5 and 5/5, enough to murder Onox.

End of Chapter 3

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Dialogue before battle...

"Misty and I had our 101th date here. She loved this place a lot." - Ash

"Unironically, this bloody place is peaceful. I'd currently be in a peaceful state if not for the drugs..." - Emily

"I've had endless nightmares about that dreadful day... Advance... or fail..." - Ryo

"This place is as bad as the Rule34 industry." - if Bowser Jr. was alive

"I'm a video game villain, and I hate Coco's Park with a passion." - if King K. Rool was alive

"Ugh... Lack of pitfalls... I'll just have to act very aggressive, then." - Risky Boots

"Disgusting, this place. - Hanzo

"Oh, wow! Coco's Park is amazing! After I win Twisted Metal, I'll revisit this place, with my sisters on my side!" - PallaPalla

"Just six more battlefields, Valerie..." - Fiona

"The biggest underdog is still alive!" - Ghetsis

Coco's Park (Crash Bandicoot series universe)...

Coco's Park was naturally beautiful. Like King's Row, it was a Top 20 place to visit, but outside of N's Castle, a mandatory Twisted Metal battlefield, Coco's Park had held a record for most appearances in the Twisted Metal contest.

Start! Risky Boots, PallaPalla, Fiona, and Ghetsis all targeted Hanzo at the same time as Ash, Emily, and Ryo battled against each other in a three-way. After a bit, Ghetsis killed Hanzo, but PallaPalla decimated Ghetsis under two seconds as Emily handled Ash. Fiona froze PallaPalla as Emily annihilated Ryo with Big Ben, but Risky Boots melted PallaPalla with a Copycat'd Storm Arrows. That allowed Fiona to get a safe kill against Risky Boots

Emily tried to reach for some aid kit, but Hanzo straight up murdered her with his four Storm Arrows as Ash began to collect each and every weapon on the battlefield. Ryo missed two Rage of Infernos in a row! A lucky break for Ghetsis! Speaking of Ghetsis, he took heavy advantage of Ryo's mistakes, murdering him. Afterwards, Hanzo crushed Ghetsis with five Storm Arrows and a Power Missile as recovered lost health.

Fully ready to go on a rampage, Ash targeted PallaPalla before crushing her to death with two Power Rams. Ryo killed Fiona with a Homing Missile, after Emily used Big Ben and a Mortar against Fiona. Shortly after that, Ash creamed Ryo with a Pokeball Blast before freezing Emily. Hanzo owned both Ghetsis and Risky Boots as Ash finished Emily off with two Fire Missiles, two Homing Missiles, and a Napalm. Then, Ash Power Rammed Hanzo towards a wall and hit him with a Power Missile, enough to murder the latter.

Ash and Ryo confronted each other, but Ash resumed his killing spree as he melted Ryo with four Power Missiles and a Rain Missile. Fiona caught Ash off caught by freezing him as PallaPalla planted her Reverse Ball on Hanzo. Ash retaliated hard, smashing Fiona to pieces with a Power Ram and Pokeball Blast. After two accurate Orb Hailstorms against Hanzo, PallaPalla murdered him, but Ghetsis scored an easy kill against PallaPalla as Risky Boots barely survived against Ryo.

Laughing like a maniac, Ash wasted his collected turbo as Emily and the respawned Ryo fought like hell. Spotting a low-health Ghetsis, Ash crushed him with a single Power Ram. Next, Ash saw Risky Boots before blowing her up with many Speed Missiles. Ryo won the fight against Emily, but Hanzo surprised him from behind before murdering him.

PallaPalla, Risky Boots, Ghetsis, and Fiona cornered Ash, having enough of his killing spree. However, Ash escaped with the power of turbo juice as Hanzo and Emily arrived late. After seeing Ash, Ryo attacked him with three Homing Missiles, killing him, stopping him from trying to reach a first aid kit. Fiona, Hanzo, Risky Boots, PallaPalla, Emily, and Ghetsis went at it like mad crazy.

Ryo put himself in medium distance before wasting his all of his projectile weapons and Rage of Inferno against his six opponents. But Ryo had destroyed Hanzo and Risky Boots, just two opponents. Near the rest of his opponents, Ryo used Supernova Shockwave twice, murdering both Ghetsis and Emily. Then, Fiona killed Ryo with a Homing Missile as Ash broke PallaPalla to pieces.

Fiona fled from Ash, but Ash pursued her. After a bit of chasing, Ash murdered her, having a 100% chance to continue after this match regardless of the final results. Not fooling around anymore, PallaPalla started to collect many weapons. Emily beat Risky Boots in a 1 on 1 battle, but Ryo and Hanzo got close to her afterwards. Ash suddenly surprised Ryo and Hanzo, murdering Emily in a hit and run fashion, giving Hanzo and Ryo the finger, still laughing the same way!

Instead of chasing Ash, Hanzo and Ryo hurt each other. PallaPalla bumped into Ghetsis as Risky Boots disrupted Hanzo vs. Ryo, but PallaPalla sqaushed Ghetsis. Fiona suddenly punished PallaPalla with a Freeze Missile + Double Phantom Burst combo, but PallaPalla froze Fiona before going mental against her. Another kill for PallaPalla!

Risky Boots destroyed Hanzo, but Emily's Big Ben special smashed her afterwards as PallaPalla grabbed some health! Ash returned! Ash took care of Ryo first due to the latter having low health, then Emily. PallaPalla attacted her Reverse Ball on Ash, then she killed him with little health left! And because of PallaPalla having small health remaining, Ghetsis beat her three seconds before the end of the match.

Time's up!

Total Kill Count:

Ash: 12

Ryo: 7

Hanzo: 5

PallaPalla: 5

Ghetsis: 4

Emily: 4

Risky Boots: 3

Fiona: 2

Fiona permanently eliminated!

End of Chapter 4

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Dialogue before battle...

"That was fun! But this place... It looks... more challenging compared to the previous battlefields." - Ash

"Twisted Metal gets harder and harder..." - Emily

"Still breathing... Unbelievable..." - Ryo

"I'm not afraid of heights, but I should be careful around here..." - if Bowser Jr. was alive

"A turf from a final antagonist. Hmph. This is nothing." - if King K. Rool was alive

"Yeah! This is my kind of place!" - Risky Boots

"Another miserable place." - Hanzo

"Oh, my! I don't like the looks of this place, but I'll have to advance farther!" - PallaPalla

"Midnight Mountain is great for my Transformation special, but I should time it right. - if Fiona was alive

"Rats! Now, I have a double disadvantage! At least a boss fight isn't in this stage..." - Ghetsis

Midnight Mountain (Spyro series universe)...

The atmosphere of this place was beautiful, but it was extremely infamous for its very long pitfalls. It had the least amount of appearances, but every time it had made an appearance, contestants would usually overuse their knock-back specials against their opponents. That, however, could be a blessing and a curse; a miss would sometimes cause a contestant to commit suicide and waste a lot of time respawning, but if the contestant had successfully killed their opponent and committed suicide, it wouldn't be a waste.

Start! Risky Boots saw Ryo, then she desperately used her knock back special against the Ronin Warriors character, getting a cheap and easily kill. Elsewhere, Ash used his own knock-back special against Ghetsis as Emily nearly killed PallaPalla with Big Ben. Hanzo murdered PallaPalla shortly after as Risky Boots started gathering weapons. Ash spotted both Emily and Hanzo before forcibly pushing both Overwatch characters off the map!

Near each other, Ryo and Ghetsis fought, but Ghetsis got the upper hand thanks to his constant Freeze Missile and Power Missiles. After returning back to action, Risky Boots staggered Ash with a cheap environment kill as Emily melted Ghetsis so easily. Hanzo surprised Risky Boots so greatly, damaging her so bad with three Storm Arrows and five Storm Arrows, leaving her hanging with 1% health!

Ryo unintentionally intervened, freezing Hanzo, allowing Risky Boots to escape fast. Ryo got his own cheap environment kill against Hanzo as PallaPalla planted a Reverse Ball on Emily and damaged her with two Hailstorms. Afterwards, a Freeze Missile and a Napalm. Good kill. Ash got revenge against Risky Boots, ramming her off the edge. But a second later, Ghetsis froze Ash before pushing him off the edge with great force.

Hanzo appeared of nowhere, crashing Ghetsis towards the abyss! Risky Boots and Ryo squared off against one another, but Ryo got the quick environment kill against his sneaky opponent as Emily got her own enviroment kill against Hanzo thanks to her three Power Missiles. Ash vs. PallaPalla ended up short thanks to a nearby wall; Ash had used Power Ram and a Rain Missile against her twice.

Ghetsis owned Ryo once again as Risky Boots easily dropped Emily to her death. Ghetsis and Risky Boots recognized each other before battling against each other. But their brief fight ended as Hanzo murdered them with an unexpected Dragonstrike. In another spot, PallaPalla retaliated against Ash, killing him with 17% health remaining.

Emily vs. Hanzo! But five seconds later, it turned into Emily vs. Ghetsis vs. Ryo vs. Hanzo! Meanwhile, Risky Boots got another environement kill against Ash. Ryo used his own Supernova Shockwave against his nearby opponent, but neither died! After witnessing the quadruple action, PallaPalla screamed like a psychopath on the loose as she wasted EIGHT of her Rain Missiles! Hanzo, Ghetsis, Emily, and Ryo all died!

After that crazy and dangerous moment from PallaPalla, the sneaky Risky Boots stupified her with a cheap kill. Then, Ash normally melted Risky Boots, wanting to save his Power Rams for his other opponents. Speaking of which, Ryo and Hanzo respawned inches away from Ash, but Ash saw them. Afterwards, he rushed towards them before forcibly pushing him into the abyss, getting two kills at the same time.

Emily handled Ghetsis. PallaPalla tried to act sneaky towards Emily, but Emily responded very fast, killing her. Not playing around more, Hanzo straight up murdered Risky Boots without getting damaged. Ryo nearly sent Hanzo into the abyss, but Hanzo counterattacked with two straight five Storm Arrows and two Homing Missiles, owning Ryo. Far from Hanzo, Ghetsis used a Freeze Missile, two Napalms, a Power Missile, a Rain Missiles, his two weak specials, and another Freeze Missile against him as Risky Boots and PallaPalla double-attacked Ash.

Ghetsis ultimately destroyed Hanzo as Risky Boots took a kill point by murdering Ash. Emily and Ghetsis confronted each other, but Ryo double-killed them with one Supernova Shockwave as Risky Boots decimated PallaPalla with a Copycat version of Power Ram and a Copycat version of Rage of Inferno. Afterwards, Emily, with full health, began to damage Risky Boots so bad as Ash sent Ryo to his death.

After Emily erased Risky Boots, she collected more weapons as Ash, Hanzo, and Ghetsis locked themselves in a three-way fight. Ryo wasted so much turbo to get close to the fight, but PallaPalla, quickly realizing what Ryo was trying to do, froze him. Then, she murdered him as Risky Boots got into the dangerous fight. Risky Boots cheaply eliminated Hanzo and Ash while suffering a lot of damage. After that, Ghetsis killed Risky Boots. PallaPalla got close to Ghetsis, but Emily killed the low-health Ghetsis with one Fire Missile. Then, she froze PallaPalla before melting her with many two Power Missiles and two Rain Missiles.

Time's up!

Total Kill Count:

Risky Boots: 9

Ash: 9

PallaPalla: 7

Emily: 6

Hanzo: 5

Ghetsis: 5

Ryo: 4

Ryo permanentely eliminated!

End of Chapter 5

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Dialogue before battle...

"I've heard that a tall freak is governing this shit-hole. Well, I'm about to make it even worse!" - Ash

"If Honno City was the last place around the crossover galaxy someday, I'd be very unhappy..." - Emily

"Oh, no, not this city... I'm not really the one to talk, but I've heard strange rumors about the governor's overall behavior." - if Ryo was alive

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!" - if Bowser Jr. was alive

"If I win the Twisted Metal contest and make my wish come true, I might rule this miserable place and make it better in the future!" - if King K. Rool was alive

"I've done many terrible things in the past, but I haven't done extremely messed up shit like Honno's governor. I believe the rumors, due to her strange appearance and scary voice." - Risky Boots

"Abhorrent place. Abhorrent governor. Whoever loves one or both shall commit seppuku." - Hanzo

"Eeek! I hope I don't see that governor around!" - PallaPalla

"Oh, for the love of God..." - if Fiona was alive

"I didn't know that N was into sick freaks. Or not." - Ghetsis

Honno City (Kill La Kill universe)...

Honno City was strongly disliked by many people around the crossover galaxy, for obvious reasons. Not just the governor and the strange and creepy rumors around her, but the atmosphere as well.

Start! Hanzo immediately melted PallaPalla with two Storm Arrows as Risky Boots avoided all of her opponents and collected many weapons as possible. Afterwards, Ghetsis froze Hanzo, and Ash wasted two Power Rams against Hanzo. Emily used a Big Ben special on Hanzo, murdering him, taking away a kill from Ash. Ash and Emily fought as Ghetsis got away.

Hanzo got back in action, murdering both Emily and Ash. PallaPalla spotted Ghetsis as Hanzo hunted down his other opponents, but Ghetsis wasted a lot of turbo juice seconds later. Hanzo and Risky Boots confronted each other as PallaPalla pursued Ghetsis, but Hanzo melted Risky Boots very fast. Ash suddenly Power Rammed Ghetsis towards a wall! Then, a Pokeball Blast, enough to murder Ghetsis.

PallaPalla fled as Emily temporary stopped Hanzo with a Freeze Missile. Then, she used Monster Crush against him twice before using two Rain Missiles, a Homing Missile, and a Napalm, killing her Overwatch counterpart again. After getting near PallaPalla, Ash killed her as Risky Boots wrecked Ghetsis. Risky Boots and Hanzo saw each other, but Risky Boots swiftly reacted by freezing Hanzo. Then, she drove in reverse as she launched five Power Missiles towards Hanzo.

Ghetsis barely avoided Ash's Power Ram! Emily stopped Ash's tracks as Risky Boots murdered Hanzo out of luck. Ash and Emily weakened each other again, then Ghetsis murdered both before getting slain easily by Hanzo. Risky Boots and PallaPalla wildly went at it, but the nearby Hanzo stopped that moment, murdering both girls. Hanzo went into insane mode, constantly murdering his opponents without letting them score a decent amount of kills combined. That lasted for a few minutes.

Only one minute left! PallaPalla desperately got a revenge kill against Hanzo, but Emily got the upperhand against Ghetsis and Ash, lowering PallaPalla's chances of advancing to the next battlefield! And to add more insult to injury, Risky Boots just murdered Emily! Ash vs. Hanzo happened as PallaPalla quickly murdered Risky Boots with fifteen seconds remaining. Ghetsis just killed both Hanzo and Ash! Game over for PallaPalla!

Time's up!

Total kill count:

Hanzo: 12

Ghetsis: 5

Ash: 4

Emily: 4

Risky Boots: 4

PallaPalla: 3

PallaPalla permanenly eliminated!

Dialogue before the Steven (Steven Universe) boss fight...

"It's not that tall freak, huh? Well, Steven, ya failed SJW loser, you're goin' down!" - if Ash had scored the most points

"Steven's Warhawk doesn't intimidate me." - if Emily had scored the most points

"Going up against that Warhawk with determine my fate..." - if Ryo was alive and had scored the most points

"Most SJWs hate the Rule34 industry, but I hate them more!" - if Bowser Jr. was alive and had scored the most points

"Who's afraid of a fat loser like Steven!? Nobody!" - if King K. Kool was alive and had scored the most points

"At least I can copy his special moves!" - if Risky Boots had scored the most points

"Pitiful faggot." - Hanzo

"Oh, dear! Another tough looking boss vehicle!" - if PallaPalla was alive and had scored the most points

"I can take him down!" - if Fiona was alive and had scored the most points

"Ugh...! Whatever!" - if Ghetsis had scored the most points

Boss #2: Steven

Age: ???

Height: ???

Weight: ???

Vehicle: Warhawk

Speed: 4/5

Handling: 2/5

Armor: 3/5

Specials: Hawk Dive (5/5) and Explosive Missiles (5/5). Steven lowers a claw-like device from under the cockpit and dives forward, attempting to ram opponents. Deals heavy damage and has huge impact. Explosive Missiles deal slightly extra damage against vehicles with better armor.

Start! Steven's specials missed, which allowed Hanzo to use his specials against the former like mad crazy. After that, Hanzo finished Steven off with a Homing Missile. Done.

End of Chapter 6

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Dialogue before battle...

"This friggin' shithole!? What a waste of time!" - Ash

"How ironic is this... We're battling in the middle of nowhere..." - Emily

"Nowhere, Kansas is so soulless, I might get bored..." - if Ryo was alive

"Boooooorrrrriiiiiiinnnnnggggg!" - if Bowser Jr. was alive

"Why here!? This is a waste, I tell ya!" - if King K. Rool was alive

"Yeah, I'm not a fan of this wasted place, either..." - Risky Boots

"So pointless." - Hanzo

"Ummm... Okay...?" - if PallaPalla was alive

"I had taken my class to a field trip here, and it wasn't bad." - if Fiona was alive

"Crazy and bizarre events had happened here, according to many, but I call bullshit!" - Ghetsis

Nowhere, Kansas (Courage the Cowardly Dog universe)...

Nowhere, Kansas suited up to its name, but a lot of craziness had happened here despite its small population. Many tourists and a lot of former Twisted Metal contestants didn't like this place one bit.

Start! Risky Boost fled away from her opponents, just for the sake of item collecting. But Ash went after her before creaming her. Emily vs. Hanzo vs. Ghetsis happened, but it ended with Ghetsis surprisingly killing both Overwatch characters. Moments later, Ash Power Rammed Ghetsis to his death, with Ash laughing like a psychopath.

Ash gathered a load of items, while the others tried to find and kill each other. Ghetsis, Emily, Risky Boots, and Hanzo eventually found each other before hurting each other. But when Ash arrived, he screamed, "SURPRSE!", unleashing his Pokeball Blasts, Rain Missiles, and Power Missiles, murdering all of his opponents. Ash colleced more weapons afterwards.

Thirty-six seconds later, Emily and Risky Boots bumped into each other. Emily got the quick kill, but Hanzo got a fast and sneaky kill against Emily. As for Ghetsis, he spotted Ash, but decided not to confront him. Ash reached over the limit, then he decided to lay low for a bit and let his opponents murder each other. Emily went on a mini-rampage, killing her opponents except for Ash.

After that, Hanzo, Risky Boots, Emily, and Ghetsis hurt and killed each other in a two-minute span. Neither of them hadn't spotted Ash during that span. Emily had the most kills, while Risky Boots had the least, one point behind Ghetsis. The two obvious reasons why Risky Boots had the least points were because of the amount of opponents and the lack of pitfalls.

Only a minute remaining! Ash finally came out of hiding before proceeding to murdering Ghetsis and Risky Boots, furthering Risky Boots' chances of getting permanently eliminated! Ash eliminated Hanzo next, although, it had taken him a bit longer. Then, Emily appeared before killing Ash and getting the most kill count. Risky Boots and Ghetsis met once again, with fifteen seconds remaining! Risky Boots weakened Ghetsis fast enough, but Hanzo suddenly got the cheap kill, effectively ruining Risky Boots for good!

Total kill count:

Emily: 10

Ash: 9

Hanzo: 5

Ghetsis: 4

Risky Boots:

Risky Boots permanently eliminated!

End of Chapter 7

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Dialogue before battle...

"Two more to go, Misty!" - Ash

"Two battlefields left. Hang in there, Emily..." - Emily

"Six down, two to go." - if Ryo was alive

"I've made it this far, but I shouldn't celebrate yet!" - if Bowser Jr. was alive

"I hate this stinkin' place, too!" - if King K. Rool was alive

"Yes! I definitely need another battlefield like this!" - if Risky Boots was alive

"Another boring stage." - Hanzo

"Two more, my sisters! Two more!" if PallaPalla was alive

"Artisans looks beatiful, but I can't let the nature of it distract me!" - if Fiona was alive

"Surprisingly, I'm still here! Fight and advance until the end!" - Ghetsis

Artisans home (Spyro series universe)...

Artisans home was popular. Only video game villains and antagonists despised it for the right reasons. Yesterday, over 1,000 tourists had visited it, and a lot of happy photos were taken.

Start! Ash and Emily confronted each other near the hill, while Ghetsis and Hanzo fought near the Toasty (Spryo series) level. Ghetsis barely survived against Hanzo's onslaught thanks to two Freeze Missiles. Emily handled Ash, but nine seconds later, Ghetsis killed her by surprise, getting an early advantage. Ghetsis rushed off to get some health, but Hanzo prevented him from doing so, killing him.

After that, Ash, Emily, and Hanzo fought each other in a three-way dustructive battle. Ash ended up killing both non-Pokemon characters, but three seconds later, Ash got frozen by Ghetsis before getting hammered by the latter. Ghetsis drove away as fast as possible, hoping he wouldn't get caught. Ash vs. Hanzo vs. Emily happened again and again and again until the third minute passed.

Unfortunely for Ghetsis, his three Pokemon had ended up with higher points than him while he was hiding, a giant underdog mistake. However, he had collected loads of weapons while keeping a temporary low-profile. Ghetsis got back into the fight, killing Ash and Hanzo, but ended up getting squashed by Emily a point-five second later, having the same amount of points as her.

Now, Emily desperately drove around, hoping to spot one of her opponents under twenty seconds. She detected Ash, but Hanzo froze her from behind before assaulting her. Ash took the kill from Hanzo, then Ghetsis, who was a bit far from Ash and Hanzo, attacked his opponents with Fire Missiles and Homing Missiles. Ash charged at Ghetsis with a Power Ram, but Ghetsis froze Ash after that.

Ghetsis froze Hanzo, too, but a returning Emily froze Ghetsis before melting him with three Power Missiles and a Rain Missile. With pure luck, Hanzo swiftly killed Ash with ten combined Storm Arrows, then he took care of Emily. Under a minute left! Ash spawned close to Ghetsis, but Ghetsis desperately froze Ash. However, Ash responded with a deadly onslaught. Ash and Hanzo went at it as usual, but after Emily confronted her heated opponents, she slaughtered both. Ghetsis tried to act sneaky towards his female opponent, but the latter ended up murdering him with little health remaining!

Time's up!

Total kill count:

Emily: 9

Hanzo: 6

Ash: 6

Ghetsis: 5

Ghetsis permanently eliminated!

End of Chapter 8

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Dialogue before battle...

"Final battlefield, Misty! I will win Twisted Metal!" - Ash

"Win this one, and I am no longer a druggie!" - Emily

"The last one... Will I apologize to her as a living human or as an afterlife human?" - if Ryo was alive

"Hang in there, Bowser Jr.! Your wish is about to come true!" if Bowser Jr. was alive

"Victory will be mine!" - if King K. Rool was alive

"One more, Shantae. I can do it." - if Risky Boots was alive

"Heh." - Hanzo

"Yippee! Last one!" - if PallaPalla was alive

"This is it, Valerie! I will win Twisted Metal and save you!" - if Fiona was alive

"I am going to win this tournament, N, you son of a bitch!" - if Ghetsis was alive

N's Castle...

N's Castle was very large, and it was like a confusing maze. All previous winners had complained about it; the most notable complaint was about them nearly losing against the final boss, one of the creepiest, nastiest, and most sexualized anime characters of all time.

Start! Close to each other, Ash, Hanzo, and Emily proceeded to hurt the hell out of each other. Elimination after elimination after elimination. Somewhere in a hidden area, the final boss, a tall female, was watching the three-way fight; with her smiling so evilly. The reason why she had agreed to act as Twisted Metal's final boss was to make her city, her family, and herself more weathlier.

Under two minutes! left! Emily held a three-point lead over her opponents. The final boss didn't care who would win this. Right now, she thought about something... very uncomfortable. The same previous winners had complained about her overall personality as well, but the final boss couldn't care less what other thought about her and her strange behavior.

One minute left! Ash got the current lead now, but what happened with Emily? The three dangerous enemies continued to battle it out, then Hanzo got the lead with twenty-seconds left, one point ahead of Ash and Emily. With ten seconds remaining, both Emily and Ash desperately tried to kill Hanzo, but Hanzo got the last laugh, murdering both rivals.

Time's up!

Total kill count:

Hanzo: 12

Ash: 9

Emily: 9

Ash and Emily eliminated!

Dialogue before the Ragyo (Kill La Kill) boss fight:

"So, that's her. The tall freak. That sick bitch is going down!" - if Ash was alive and had scored the most points

"Ugh... Just looking at her gives me the bloody creeps..." - if Emily was alive and had scored the most points

"I... think I'm going to throw up..." if Ryo was alive and had scored the most points

"Ragyo's just like the Rule34 scum... All weirdos!" if Bowser Jr. was alive and had scored the most points

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sad piece of crap!" - if King K. Rool was alive and had scored the most points

"That face... She legitimatelly looks like a strange, sexual deviant..." - if Risky Boots was alive and had scored the most points

"Unforgiving dyke." - Hanzo

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S HER! I'M SO SCARED! But I'll have to murder her for my sisters!" if PallaPalla was alive and had scored the most points

"I loathe this woman so damn much..." if Fiona was alive and had scored the most points

"Not only is she's a sick person, but strong as hell... Damn it..." if Ghetsis was alive and had scored the most points

Boss #3: Ragyo

Age: 50

Height: 6'6

Weight: ???

Vehicle: Primeval

Speed: 5/5

Handling: 5/5

Armor: 5/5

Specials: Rainbow Wave (5/5) and Rainbow Beam (5/5). Both specials deal devastating damage and have a secondary effect. Rainbow Wave paralyzes the opponent for three seconds before dealing massive damage. Rainbow Beam knocks the opponent far away and deals extra damage if the opponents collides towards anything.

Start! Ragyo immediately used a super deadly combination of Rainbow Wave + Rainbow Beam! That sick combination dealt a shit ton of damage against Hanzo. Hanzo drove away to get some aid kit, but Ragyo pursued him! Hanzo barely dodged Ragyo's second Rainbow Beam! That was close! After grabbing some aid kits, Hanzo retaliated freezing Ragyo! Then, Hanzo unleashed two Storm Arrows, five each from both! Hanzo froze Ragyo again, then used two Dragonstrikes, enough to murder Ragyo!

Contest over.

End of Chapter 9

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Hanzo's ending...

Hanzo rejected a wish. N was shocked by Hanzo's words, but Hanzo had told N not to act that surprised because prior to the 25th edition of the Twisted Metal contest, Hanzo had already told N that he was 100% responsible for causing Ash, Emily, Ryo, Bowser Jr., King K. Rool, Risky Boots, PallaPalla, and Fiona to enter the life-threatening contest, and he had reminded N that he was originally going to murder Ghetsis because of a botched drug deal between Team Plasma and the Shimada Clan, a day before Team Plasma's permanent death. Furthermore, Hanzo had decided to spare Ghetsis, after the end of Team Plasma, but after Ghetsis had wanted to enter the 25th contest, Hanzo had changed his mind.

Eight flashbacks were revealed. Flashback #1: Gary had witnessed Hanzo murdering dozens of criminals during a drug deal in Pallet Town. Gary was caught, and Gary had failed to escape from Hanzo, after getting shot in non-critical areas. In tears, Gary had begged for his life, but Hanzo made a deal, which was Gary giving him one million Yen in three days. Gary was so desperate to live, he had targeted Ash and Misty, a couple that'd do anything for each other regardless of the situation. Flashback #2: Hanzo was the same masked criminal that had spread illegal drugs around King's Row, enabling Emily as a druggie again.

Flashback #3: Hanzo had suggested the super hurt Runa to write a suicide note for Ryo and commit suicide, leading to Ryo's severe depression. Flashback #4: Hanzo was related to his younger brother, Genji (Overwatch), a wealthy and criminal man with a playboy lifestyle. Being the womanizer that he was, Genji had asked Hanzo to help him find another perfect woman in any universe, and Hanzo had suggested Bowsette, due to her recent popularity as a Rule34 model. Although Genji had made life even worse for Bowser Jr. by making Bowsette more of a Rule34 model, Hanzo was still responsible for Bowser Jr. entering the contest.

Flashback #5: Hanzo had murdered both Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong because the Shimada Clan had wanted a truck load of bananas for a mega-giant deal. Flashback #6: Shantae had imprisoned a Shimada assassin for attempting to sell illegal weapons in the Shantae universe. A bit after Shantae was murdered, Hanzo had freed the same Shimada assassin. Flashback #7: Hanzo was the one that had committed mass murder during PallaPalla's sisters' boat cruise vacation. Flashback #8: Hanzo was also the same person that had given Valerie Frizzle the same illegal drugs.

After the flashbacks, Hanzo fast-traveled to Pallet Town, found Misty and Gary in Gary's secret hideout, and revealed that he had murdered Ash. Misty had broke down in tears, while Gary was greatly shocked. Afterwards, Hanzo murdered Gary and Misty. Later on, N contacted Hanzo and requested the latter to become a Minion boss in future Twisted Metal events, but Hanzo denied the request. Next, Hanzo confirmed to Genji that he was still alive and that his mission was completed. A few days later, Hanzo aided Ashe (Overwatch) during a crime spree in the Overwatch universe, and the two later occurred a romantic relationship.

Ash's ending...

Instead of wishing one million Yen, Ash wanted to murder Gary the easy way. With a Shotgun, Ash went straight to Gary's hideout. Ash said that he didn't have the right amount of Yen, but Gary threatened Ash to leave and continue the mission in five seconds. After five seconds, Gary pulled the trigger from his Handgun, but a bullet failed to come towards Misty's head. Misty took advantage of the shocked Gary, elbowing him in the chest and low-blowing him. Then, Ash straight-up shot Gary's chest. Gary tried to confess that Hanzo had made him do this, but Ash permanently silenced Gary with a Shotgun bullet to the face. Ash and Misty resumed their happy life together.

Emily's ending...

N altered Emily's brain permanently, preventing her from doing drugs. Several days later, Emily became the founder of the A.D.A, the Anti-Drug Association. Several months later, A.D.A. became a mega success, with many A.D.A.-related rehabilitations spreading all over the crossover galaxy. More humans and non-humans stayed away from drugs, and the drug-related crime rate percentage dropped like crazy.

Ryo's ending...

In a very emotional scene, N revived Runa infront of Ryo. Ryo being infront of Runa staggered the latter, but Ryo fully explained why Runa was revived, then he apologized for his harsh actions against her. Runa forgave Ryo, but also revealed that she had a long-time crush on him. Later on, Ryo and Runa got married and lived a wonderful life.

Bowser Jr.'s ending...

N permanently discontinued the Rule34 industry, making it 100% illegal. Bowsette and Bowser Jr. reunited, and Bowsette apologized to her son for neglected him. With that being said, Bowsette removed the Super Crown, returning to Bowser, her 100% male version.

King K. Rool's ending...

In the Donkey Kong universe, N revived Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong infront of their friends, family, and loved ones. But the celebration ended short as King K. Rool commenced his main mission, blowing up the entire Donkey Kong universe, mass murdering his enemies and everybody else. After that, King K. Rool wandered around the crossover galaxy, not knowing what to do next.

Risky Boots' ending...

N returned Shantae back to life. Risky Boots told Shantae that she was responsible for bring her back from the dead and apologized to Shantae for her troubling past, and Shantae thanked her. Risky Boots asked Shantae about the identity of the latter's murderer, and Shantae revealed that Hanzo had murdered her. Then, Risky Boots said that Hanzo had already died during the Twisted Metal contest, and Shantae thanked her with a kiss on the lips. Risky Boots kissed back, which lead to her and Shantae making out on the floor half-naked. The two latter got married and adopted several kids.

PallaPalla's ending...

N revived CereCere, JunJun, and VesVes. PallaPalla emotionally embraced with her revived sisters. Two days later, they all went on a nice boat cruise vacation.

Fiona's ending...

Fiona freed Valerie from the drug world, but despite saving her beloved sister's life, Fiona told N, "I'm not done yet. I want to participate in the next contest, to save my closest friends and family.".

Ghetsis' ending...

N rejected Ghetsis main wish, getting N killed. Instead, N revived Team Plasma, but warned Ghetsis not to mess with him. Team Plasma later returned as one of the top criminal organizations.

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Ash's ending: Instead of wishing one million Yen, Ash wanted to murder Gary the easy way. With a Shotgun, Ash went straight to Gary's hideout. Ash said that he didn't have the right amount of Yen, but Gary threatened Ash to leave and continue the mission in five seconds. After five seconds, Gary pulled the trigger from his Handgun, but a bullet failed to come towards Misty's head. Misty took advantage of the shocked Gary, elbowing him in the chest and low-blowing him. Someone shot Gary from behind, shocking Ash and Misty!

Genji revealed himself as the shooter. Ash asked Genji why the latter shot Gary, and Genji confessed that Hanzo had forced Gary to give him one million Yen, after Gary had witnessed Hanzo mass-murdering dozens of criminals the same day. Genji also added that Hanzo was responsible for the other dead participants entering Twisted Metal. Ash triggered his Shotgun, but Genji deflected the bullet, nearly hitting Ash. Then, Genji murdered Misty, Ash, and Gary.

Emily's ending: N altered Emily's brain permanently, preventing her from doing drugs. Several days later, Emily became the founder of the A.D.A, the Anti-Drug Association. But a month later, Genji assassinated Emily in her office because of Hanzo's death.

Ryo's ending: In a very emotional scene, N revived Runa infront of Ryo. Ryo being infront of Runa staggered the latter, but Ryo fully explained why Runa was revived, then he apologized for his harsh actions against her. Runa forgave Ryo, but also revealed that she had a long-time crush on him. With Runa on his side, Ryo traveled to the Ronin Warriors' universe to reunite with his friends, but when they got to their destination, the duo shockingly saw their corpses. Genji revealed himself as the murderer. Instead of murdering Ryo and Runa, Genji admitted that Hanzo was the one that suggested Runa to write a suicide note for Ryo and commit suicide. Then, Genji left, leaving Ryo extremely hurt and truamatized. Runa tried to comfort him.

Bowser Jr.'s ending: N permanently discontinued the Rule34 industry, making it 100% illegal. Bowsette and Bowser Jr. reunited, and Bowsette apologized to her son for neglected him. With that being said, Bowsette removed the Super Crown, returning to Bowser, her 100% male version. However, Genji ended up murdering both a few days later.

King K. Rool's ending...

In the Donkey Kong universe, N revived Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong infront of their friends, family, and loved ones. But the celebration ended short as King K. Rool commenced his main mission, blowing up the entire Donkey Kong universe, mass murdering his enemies and everybody else. Shortly after King K. Rool got his wish, Genji murdered him.

Risky Boots' ending...

N returned Shantae back to life. Risky Boots told Shantae that she was responsible for bring her back from the dead and apologized to Shantae for her troubling past, and Shantae thanked her. Risky Boots asked Shantae about the identity of the latter's murderer, and Shantae revealed that Hanzo had murdered her. Then, Risky Boots said that Hanzo had already died during the Twisted Metal contest, and Shantae thanked her with a kiss on the lips. Risky Boots kissed back, which lead to her and Shantae making out on the floor half-naked. The two latter got married and adopted several kids. But in a shocking turn of events, the adopted kids murdered Risky Boots and Shantae a few weeks later, after Genji paid them to do it.

PallaPalla's ending...

N revived CereCere, JunJun, and VesVes. PallaPalla emotionally embraced with her revived sisters. Two days later, they all went on a nice boat cruise vacation. Genji met the four sisters and displayed his playboy lifestyle behavior, impressing them. Genji said that he'd do more of his persona later on, but as the girls waited, Genji detonated that boat, killing the sisters and everybody else.

Fiona's ending...

Fiona freed Valerie from the drug world, but despite saving her beloved sister's life, Fiona told N, "I'm not done yet. I want to participate in the next contest, to save my closest friends and family.". But in the next contest, Genji ended up permanently murdering Fiona and reviving Hanzo.

Ghetsis' ending...

N rejected Ghetsis main wish, getting N killed. Instead, N killed him, meaning that this was the only bad ending that hadn't gotten Genji involved.

Hanzo's ending...

Hanzo rejected a wish. N was shocked by Hanzo's words, but Hanzo had told N not to act that surprised because prior to the 25th edition of the Twisted Metal contest, Hanzo had already told N that he was 100% responsible for causing Ash, Emily, Ryo, Bowser Jr., King K. Rool, Risky Boots, PallaPalla, and Fiona to enter the life-threatening contest, and he had reminded N that he was originally going to murder Ghetsis because of a botched drug deal between Team Plasma and the Shimada Clan, a day before Team Plasma's permanent death. Furthermore, Hanzo had decided to spare Ghetsis, after the end of Team Plasma, but after Ghetsis had wanted to enter the 25th contest, Hanzo had changed his mind.

Eight flashbacks were revealed. Flashback #1: Gary had witnessed Hanzo murdering dozens of criminals during a drug deal in Pallet Town. Gary was caught, and Gary had failed to escape from Hanzo, after getting shot in non-critical areas. In tears, Gary had begged for his life, but Hanzo made a deal, which was Gary giving him one million Yen in three days. Gary was so desperate to live, he had targeted Ash and Misty, a couple that'd do anything for each other regardless of the situation. Flashback #2: Hanzo was the same masked criminal that had spread illegal drugs around King's Row, enabling Emily as a druggie again.

Flashback #3: Hanzo had suggested the super hurt Runa to write a suicide note for Ryo and commit suicide, leading to Ryo's severe depression. Flashback #4: Hanzo was related to his younger brother, Genji (Overwatch), a wealthy and criminal man with a playboy lifestyle. Being the womanizer that he was, Genji had asked Hanzo to help him find another perfect woman in any universe, and Hanzo had suggested Bowsette, due to her recent popularity as a Rule34 model. Although Genji had made life even worse for Bowser Jr. by making Bowsette more of a Rule34 model, Hanzo was still responsible for Bowser Jr. entering the contest.

Flashback #5: Hanzo had murdered both Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong because the Shimada Clan had wanted a truck load of bananas for a mega-giant deal. Flashback #6: Shantae had imprisoned a Shimada assassin for attempting to sell illegal weapons in the Shantae universe. A bit after Shantae was murdered, Hanzo had freed the same Shimada assassin. Flashback #7: Hanzo was the one that had committed mass murder during PallaPalla's sisters' boat cruise vacation. Flashback #8: Hanzo was also the same person that had given Valerie Frizzle the same illegal drugs.

After the flashbacks, Hanzo fast-traveled to Pallet Town, found Misty and Gary in Gary's secret hideout, and revealed that he had murdered Ash. Misty had broke down in tears, while Gary was greatly shocked. Afterwards, Hanzo murdered Gary and Misty. Later on, N contacted Hanzo and requested the latter to become a Minion boss in future Twisted Metal events, but Hanzo denied the request. Shortly after that, Rosalina appeared and told Hanzo that she was extremely impressive by his criminal behavior. Then, Rosalina took N's magic power away before giving them to Hanzo, making him the next Calpyso.

N, Anthea, and Concordia got angry at this, but Hanzo murdered all three. Hanzo wasn't done yet. Hanzo murdered Steven, but spared Onox, promoting him as the final Twisted Metal boss. In Honno City, inside Ragyo's torture room, Hanzo brutally tortured and killed Ragyo infront of her captive daughters, Ryuko (Kill La Kill) and Satsuki (Kill La Kill), and her captive sex toys, Rei (Kill La Kill) and Nui (Kill La Kill). Ryuko, Satsuki, Nui, and Rei thanked Hanzo for freeing them, but Hanzo murdered them afterwards before destroying Honno City. A few days later, Hanzo easily aided Ashe (Overwatch) during a crime spree in the Overwatch universe, and the two later occurred a romantic relationship.