“What have you got for me?” Hawks cradled his phone between his ear and his shoulder as he slathered a liberal amount of mustard on a hotdog. “Shady warehouse? Abandoned wharf? You always know how to wine and dine me.”
He should be more careful when he has Dabi on the phone, but it’s hard to remember caution when you’re twenty stories up, perched between an air conditioning unit and something humming ominously with electricity. No one should be up here except for him and his lunch.
And Dabi, his voice made tinny by the phone’s shitty speakers. Burner phones were handy, but the quality was nothing to write home about.
“I need a place to stay,” Dabi says.
Hawks blinks, struggling to find someplace to throw out the mustard packet. Shit. No trash cans on the roof. “Uh,” he says. “The real estate market isn’t great right now, but I can make some calls—“
“I’m staying with you.”
Record scratch. Rewind. “Excuse me?” He grabs his phone, smearing mustard across the back. Dammit. “Come again?”
That’s, uh, not part of the mission parameters.
“I need a place to stay. Lie low for a bit. Things are still pretty hot after the high-end.” Yeah, he knows, thanks. His feathers are still recovering emotionally. Dabi continues. “You have a place to stay. You want to get in my good graces. Easy.”
Hawks laughs, but Dabi doesn’t reciprocate. Alright, so not a joke. “You can’t stay in my house,” he says, exasperated. “Do you have any idea what would happen if someone got a picture of you—“
“You have a house?” Dabi says abruptly. “Nice.” He sounds like he’s already picking out the colors for the walls.
“What?” He shakes his head. This conversation is turning him in circles and it’s only been ninety seconds. “No, it’s a figure of speech. I live in an apartment. I mean, a good sized one, if you ask me, but—“
Dabi grunts. “That’ll do,” he says. “What’s your address?”
No. No, no, no.
“Dabi—“ Hawks squeezes his hot dog in half. “Fuck.” His hand looks like a hotdog murder scene, smeared with mustard and ugly chunks of mysterious meat. He’d been looking forward to that. “I’ll find you a place to stay, okay? I’ll pay for a hotel myself.” And expense it to the Hero Commission. Heh. His paycheck is nice, but not that nice. “But stay away from my apartment.”
Dabi says nothing. Never a good sign.
“Got it?” Hawks says, maintaining the firm voice he reserves for when school groups yank on his feathers.
“Hm,” Dabi says. “I’ll find it myself. Pick me up something for dinner on your way.” He hangs up.
Hawks stares down at his phone, his hands still a crime scene of mustard, and wonders where exactly his life went wrong.
Technically speaking, it’s his responsibility to report anything he learns about the League of Villains and their movements directly to the Hero Commission. But even more technically, he can’t be sure that Dabi’s even followed through with it, and there’s no point in getting surveillance installed on his apartment for no good reason. It’d be a waste of resources, and more importantly, no one needs to witness how much trash TV he watches, or his morning workout, thank you very much.
So he keeps it cool, plays it normal. He’s a hero, after all. Not just a hero, but a spy. A double agent. He’d been chosen for his level head and ability to act under pressure.
Hawks throws his apartment door open so hard the entire frame rattles.
For a moment, it appears like nothing has changed. His mail is exactly where he left it this morning, his spare jacket thrown over the back of the couch. There’s a small pile of fluffy red feathers in the corner where the roomba has swept them, reminding him that he’s due to molt soon. Great.
But at least he’s alone. Hawks’ shoulders dip as he relaxes for the first time all day.
And then Dabi strolls out of the kitchen, gnawing on a chicken wing like an alley cat. “What did you bring?”
Hawks’ shoulders tense again immediately. He closes the door before his neighbors can choose this moment to indulge their nosier impulses, and presses his back against it. He closes his eyes. Inhale. Exhale. There’s a villain standing in his kitchen, eating his leftovers, wearing his--
Hawks’ eyes spring back open. “Are those my sweatpants?”
Dabi actually looks down, like he’d forgotten. They’re simultaneously too small and too big, hanging low around Dabi’s boney hips but leaving a good five inches of scarred ankle exposed. “They’re comfortable,” he offers.
Inhale. Exhale. “Yeah, this--” Hawks gestures to Dabi’s whole...being. “--isn’t going to work.”
“Don’t be dramatic.” Dabi tosses the chicken bones into the sink with a clatter, and Hawks’ jaw twitches. That’s not where they go. “Haven’t you ever had a roommate before?”
“Roommates pay rent.” And typically, if all goes well, aren’t wanted criminals and/or serial murderers. At least in his experience.
Dabi saunters forward, his hands in his pockets, which doesn’t do the waistband any favors in staying up. Hawks keeps his eyes religiously on the ceiling, even as Dabi leans close, his lips pulled back in a cat-sans-canary sort of smile. He smells faintly of Hawks’ shampoo. Did he take a shower too? Hawks’ interest in the ceiling redoubles.
“Don’t worry,” Dabi says, in a voice that leads him to believe worrying is entirely justified, “you won’t even know I’m here.”
This isn’t really how he imagined that changing.
Hawks lies on his stomach, his face half-buried in his pillow, but one eye boring into the wall. He’s pretending to sleep, which is stupid, considering no one can see him, but the act is almost comforting. On the other side of it, Dabi is--sleeping? It’s hard to imagine Dabi sleeping. It’s really hard to imagine Dabi doing anything but slouching menacingly and saying something aggravating.
He has a patrol early in the morning, but he can’t sleep. His mind keeps spinning right back to the very flammable wall between them and the fact that he has no idea what he’s doing anymore. He should tell the commission about this, he absolutely 100% should, but--
But what? He doesn’t want to give up that easily? He still has a job to do? He’s maybe, sort of, started getting a little attached?
Hawks buries his face in the pillow, shed feathers tickling his ears. This is fine. He’s dealt with worse, he can handle a roommate, whoever he may be.
And if he suffocates in the night because he didn’t pick his face up from the pillow? Even better.
Actually, works is a strong word. But it’s survivable, if annoying. Dabi always manages to be exactly where he can be the biggest nuisance, like a cat who knows you’re running short on time.
When Hawks is getting ready in the morning, Dabi is there.
“You snore,” Dabi says the first morning, sitting on the counter, nursing a cup of coffee.
“I don’t snore,” Hawks says. Or he tries to, but his toothbrush is in the way, so he ends up spitting toothpaste foam instead.
Dabi still gets the idea. He shrugs. “Either that or there were fighting cats in your room last night. These walls aren’t very thick, are they?”
When Hawks gets home in the evening, Dabi is there.
“Why is it so cold in here?” Hawks grouses on the second day, immediately going to the thermostat. It doesn’t help that he’s just come off patrol and he’s sticky with sweat that goes cold the moment he’s blasted with the air conditioning.
“I was warm,” Dabi says from where he’s wrapped in a blanket in front of the TV, bathed in the flickering light of some movie Hawks sincerely hopes he didn’t pay for. He has Netflix for a reason, Dabi.
The muscle in his jaw jumps. It’s been doing that a lot lately. “Then take off the blanket.”
Dabi grunts and buries himself deeper in the blanket.
When Hawks goes to bed at night, Dabi isn’t there.
On the third day, Hawks goes to lock the door and hesitates. Dabi disappeared sometime after dinner but before dark, and has yet to reappear. Not that he cares. He can only assume that Dabi comes and goes as he pleases when Hawks is on patrol, doing whatever it is that villains do in their day to day. Almost certainly illegal. Probably dangerous.
Not that he cares, he reiterates. Really, he’s more concerned about what Dabi is doing when he’s in the apartment.
“Bastard,” Hawks mutters, and leaves the door unlocked.
It’s not a lightning strike, or a snap of the fingers; he doesn’t know things are changing at the time, or else he might have tried a little harder to stop it.
“What’s that?” Hawks says one morning, running his fingers through his hair in lieu of combing it. He’s learned to stop wandering around as he brushes his teeth. He suspects that Dabi talks to him when his mouth is full of toothpaste foam on purpose.
“An egg,” Dabi says without looking up from the newspaper. When did they get a newspaper subscription? What year is this?
It is, in fact, an egg. A single egg that looks like it was intended to be over easy, but ended up a little scrambled in the execution. It stares at him from the center of a little plate. Hawks stares back.
“What’s it for?” He asks.
“It’s for you,” Dabi says. He folds up the newspaper and leaves it on the kitchen bar. “Dumb shit.”
A single egg is--well, it’s not a very good breakfast, especially when you’re going to be flying all day, but it doesn’t mean anything. Anyone can (poorly) fry an egg.
But it is the start of a pattern.
Every morning he wakes up to find a single egg waiting for him. Sometimes Dabi isn’t even there, or is mummified on the couch under the blanket he’s decided is his. The quality actually starts to get better, and Hawks begins to suspect Dabi is watching youtube videos in his free time. By the end of the week it actually looks properly made over easy, and not pushed around with a spatula a little too much.
It’s Saturday when he wakes up to find a mug next to his bed. Still warm.
Which meant Dabi was in his bedroom, which raises a whole host of valid concerns considering he’s a villain with a body count, but all Hawks can think about is the pile of dirty laundry that’s starting to become a mountain in the corner. He would have at least shoved it behind the door if he thought someone was going to see it.
Dabi is watching the news when Hawks wanders out. Actually, he’s watching the news while wearing the stupid monogramed bath robe Hawks’ manager got him for his birthday last year, but Hawks is trying to focus on one thing at a time.
“What’s this?” Hawks lifts up the mug. One of his feathers idly scratches between his shoulder blades, and he smothers a yawn.
“What does it look like?” Dabi grunts.
It looks like coffee. More importantly it smells like coffee and Hawks wants it very badly, but something about this whole scene is troubling, to say the least. “I don’t drink coffee when I’m working,” he says. It makes him too jittery, and frankly he’s over-energetic enough just as a baseline. When he drinks coffee on the job he tends to make the news, and not always in ways his manager approves of.
Dabi’s eyes slide toward him, scathingly condescending for a man wearing a fluffy red bathrobe with custom slits in the back to accommodate wings he doesn’t have. You’d think the draft would bother him. “You’re not working today.”
Well, no, but--Hawk blinks, tripping over a rebuttal. “I only like it--”
“With two sugars and a splash of that almond milk in the back of the fridge,” Dabi fills in, sounding bored. “Which is starting to smell weird, by the way.”
“I--” Shit, he really doesn’t have a comeback for that. Does it even need a comeback? Something tells Hawks that it does. How dare Dabi know his schedule. How dare he know his coffee order. That’s not--that’s not normal. “You smell weird.”
“Mhm,” Dabi hums, changing the channel.
The guest room. Between his room and the guest room.
He resolves to stop drinking coffee. It makes it too hard to get to sleep.
The actual fuck up in question comes a week and a half after the inciting egg incident, during which they proceeded with the strange, evolving domestic precedent Dabi decided to set. Eggs in the morning, coffee on his days off. Some nights he even comes home and Dabi has managed to scrape something together for dinner. He says it’s because he’s ‘fucking starving’ and ‘will barf if he sees another chicken wing,’ but Hawks sees the recipe videos in his youtube history. It’s more adorable than Hawks allows himself to think about.
Which, in hindsight, probably leads to the Fuck Up. If he’d just looked at those feelings, taken them out and really looked at them, then he could have squashed them like a bug. Instead—
It’s a morning like any other morning. Hawks drags himself out of bed, runs a hand through his hair even though the wind will mess it up anyways, and puts on his hero costume. He eats his egg and thinks about where he’s going to stop for real breakfast. Maybe he should be good and just snag an apple from the agency office. He’s been eating like shit lately.
“Can you pick up chives in your way home?” Dabi says in his usual bored tone, hunched over the bar as he plays with Hawks’ iPad. He’s always already awake by the time Hawks drags himself out of bed somehow. “I want to try this thing.”
‘This thing’ could be either very good or very bad, so Hawks chooses to remain optimistic. “Sure,” he says absently, still weighing the apple thing. Ugh. If he keeps stewing about this he’s going to be late and he won’t get a real breakfast at all. “See ya.” He ducks as he walks by, grabbing his messenger bag with the same movement as he gives Dabi a peck on the cheek.
“See ya, babe,” Dabi murmurs, equally distracted by the app he was downloading—not a free one. Fucker.
The door closes before Hawks realizes what he’s done. He stops in his tracks and slaps a hand over his mouth. He can still feel the strange texture of Dabi’s scarred cheeks like a ghost—no, he’s not thinking about this. That didn’t just happen. This is a hallucination.
“I fucked up,” he whispers to himself.
He does what any reasonable adult would do. He avoids the situation.
Hawks hits the stack of paperwork waiting on the corner of his desk harder than he ever has before, in his life. Reports from six months ago are suddenly filed, permits applied for, files updated. He even goes out and buys a new coffee machine for the breakroom like he’s been promising he will, and he swears he sees one of his sidekicks shed a tear. They’re all giving him strange, sideways looks, but they must be enjoying the burst of productivity too much because no one says anything.
It’s dark as Hawks is sitting at his desk, writing a description of some petty villain he grabbed for his files. He’s already tested out the new coffee machine (it’s not as good as Dabi’s coffee, how is it not as good as Dabi’s coffee? that doesn’t make sense) and the report is starting to verge on a soliloquy, when his phone lights up.
It’s Dabi, his contact name just a fire emoji. The commission knows they’re in contact, obviously, but putting a villain’s name in his phone felt like maybe an unnecessary risk. Miruko likes to fuck with his tinder profile when he’s not looking. Not that he’s been on it lately, because, well--there’s a villain living in his spare bedroom.
where are my fucking chives
Hawks stares at the phone, his hand hovering over the screen as it darkens again, hiding the notification. Are they going to pretend this morning didn’t happen? Did it happen? Maybe it was a weird, early morning hallucination. Maybe he doesn’t have to feel like he’s on the verge of a panic attack.
This is a bad idea. He knows it’s a bad idea, even as he picks up his phone. This little game of house has gone on for too long. He’s a hero, and Dabi is a villain. No matter how many eggs and Saturday coffees and bad Netflix binges might be between them now. Nothing, really, has changed.
He hesitates. So there’s no reason to act any differently, right?
Patience is a virtue (:0 he texts back, old-school emoticon and all. He waits, stupidly nervous, as the gray typing bubble undulates on his screen. Why is he acting like a fifteen year old waiting for his crush to text him back? Thank God his sidekicks have all gone home.
After what feels like an eternity of typing, Dabi replies with an emoji flipping him the bird. Ha. Appropriate.
Hawks exhales gustily. Dabi’s being a dick. Okay, perfectly normal. Everything is fine.
Absolutely, entirely fine.
“Goodnight,” Hawks says, after he’s brushed his teeth and brushed down his wings. He used to sleep shirtless in the summer, to give his wings some breathing room, but since becoming a roommate he’s taken to wearing commemorative shirts from every annual commission fun run he’s ever been banned from entering. Something about the idea about getting a glass of water in the middle of the night and running into Dabi, shirtless, makes him want to, y’know, die. Not that he’s thought about this scenario before.
“Night,” Dabi grunts after a moment. He’s still stretched out on the couch, bathed in the flickering glow of the TV as it auto-plays a mockumentary about pizza delivery boys street racing for extra cash.
He doesn’t drop any babes this time. Not that Hawks notices.
Hawks lays awake, face mashed into his pillow and one eye boring into the wall between rooms, as has become his usual pre-sleep ritual. Not that he gets much sleep, until he hears footsteps and the creak of the next door over opening and closing again.
Totally normal, he reminds himself as he closes his eyes. Totally normal and just fine.
Okay, it’s for one day, but still. Actually, not even a full twenty-four hours, but Hawks still feels displaced the moment he wakes up. There’s no one hogging the bathroom. No one sitting at the breakfast bar. No one snidely commenting about something in the newspaper that he still wasn’t sure he actually had a subscription to (but his neighbor does, suspiciously).
Most of all, there’s no egg.
Which is fine. He never really needed the egg anyways, but it’d been nice. They were starting to even get kind of good. Not that that meant much, considering how hard it was to mess up an egg, but still. He liked it.
So Hawks goes to work. He checks his phone (no text messages). He patrols. He checks his phone (no phone calls). He does paperwork. He checks his phone (not even a snapchat? really?).
Which is fine. He has a lot of work to do anyways.
“What’s been up with the League of Villains anyways?” He casually asks Miruko over lunch, stirring his drink with his straw. “I haven’t heard much lately.” And he can’t really call around local hospitals, asking if they’ve seen a 90% crispy man lately. Not that he thinks something’s happened to Dabi. But you never know.
Miruko quirks an eyebrow at him. “Wouldn’t you know?”
“Why would I know?” He counters a little too defensively. Shit, has she been by his place? Did she see the extra toothbrush? But how would she know it was Dabi’s toothbrush, it’s not like it has staples in it--
Now her eyebrows furrow. “Wouldn’t Endeavor tell you?”
“Wouldn’t Endeavor tell you?”
Miruko takes a long sip of her drink, until her straw sucks loudly at the bottom of the glass, refusing to break eye contact. “Have you considered sleeping?” She asks finally.
Yeah, well, she wouldn’t sleep well either if she had a villain living under her roof. Especially ones that don’t leave a note when he knows he’s going to be gone for a while, but whatever.
“It’s fine,” he says breezily, waving a hand and knocking his drink right off the table.
“Yeah,” Miruko says flatly. “Fine.”
That night, he actually goes to sleep without staring at the wall. It’s not that interesting, and there’s not really any point, when you know there’s no one on the other side of it.
It’s late when he startles awake again, his eyes crusted with sleep and his tongue fuzzy like something crept in and died on it. Hawks grunts and half-lifts his head. Something is sitting on his wing.
Just the cat, he thinks, and smashes his face back into the pillow.
His eyes pop open. Wait. He doesn’t have a cat.
Hawks tries to roll over, but the thing on his wing is heavier than he thought, and it doesn’t go so well. “Ow!” he says as he yanks a few of his feathers out in the process. It doesn’t matter if they can detach and reattach at will, the still don’t enjoy the yanking part.
“Sorry,” Dabi mumbles, and then he laughs.
Dabi. Dabi? Dabi.
Hawks tries to sit up, much to the same results. He should probably consider how vulnerable his sleeping arrangements are in the future. “What are you doing?” Hawks hisses in the present, blindly groping toward the sound of Dabi’s voice. Turns out hawk eyes aren’t shit in the dark. His fingers brush scarred skin and a staple and-- “What the fuck! Did you bite me?” He snatches his hand back, his index finger aching.
Dabi laughs again, and this time Hawks is hit with the smell of alcohol so thick it’s almost a physical cloud. And cigarettes and a little bit burnt flesh, but those are normal Dabi smells. The Liquor Store, body spray edition, is not.
Hawks pulls on his wing until he finally yanks it out from under Dabi’s ass. It flutters gratefully, the feathers all a mess despite being combed maybe three hours earlier. Great. “Don’t you have your own bed?” Hawks snaps. “You know, the one that’s also mine, but I’m not in it?”
“Mm,” Dabi says noncommittally, and the bed squeaks as he moves. With the grace of a drunken walrus, mind you, but Hawks still can’t see anything in the dark, so that could mean anything. “Lonely there.”
Lonely? Really? “Don’t you usually sleep in like, a dumpster or--oh.” Dabi has slithered up next to him and molded himself against the side of Hawks’ body like a cat claiming a lap. He holds his arms curled tight against his chest, but his forehead presses into Hawks’ shoulder, his spiky hair tickling his nose. Hawks holds back a sneeze, frozen with the sudden, irrational fear that he’s going to disturb Dabi.
“And cold,” Dabi mumbles into his shoulder.
Hawks relaxes by degrees. “That’s because you turn the thermostat down, dumbass,” he says, but he extends his wing, covering Dabi like a blanket.
“Goodnight,” he says.
“Night, babe,” Dabi mumbles back.
Dabi squints at him, like he’s trying to decide if Hawks is making fun of him. By the looks of him, he’s still nursing the hangover. Then again, that’s also kind of just his face.
“No, it’s not,” he says contratily, but he still crawls into Hawks’ bed after the lights have gone out, digging his boney elbows into Hawks’ ribs and generally taking up more space than someone so scrawny physically should be able to.
“Hey,” Hawks says in a low voice after he’s finally settled down and maybe, just almost gone to sleep. But he’s listening. Hawks feels him twitch.
And he can probably feel Hawks’ racing pulse. Bad choice of venue for this conversation, probably, but it feels safer in the dark. Like it may or may not be a weird dream. “Are we, like, dating?”
Dabi twitches again. “Are we?” He asks cryptically, as if he’s not curled up under Hawks’ wing like a newborn kitten. God, what an asshole.
“It’s just, with the eggs and--”
“Is that a courting ritual for your species? Eggs?”
“I mean you don’t have to, if you’re going to be a dick about it--”
“No,” Dabi says abruptly. “We are. If you want to be.” He pauses, the dark coalescing around them. “I guess.” He sounds almost nervous. Which can’t be right, because Dabi doesn't get nervous. He cooks eggs and makes coffee and demands chives and everything else that Hawks has to make a special trip for, even though he’s worked all day. And Hawks does it, because…
Well, because they’re dating, he guesses.
“Yeah,” Hawks says, something light fluttering in his stomach, and he hopes Dabi can’t hear that too. “That’d be fine.”
(Except for the fact that he’s a hero and Dabi is a villain and it’s Hawks job to betray him and a thousand other things that he can’t think about right now, because the bed is warm and there are eggs in the fridge and maybe for a little while it really will just be fine, absolutely fine, even if it can’t last forever, but few things do.)
“Fine,” Dabi repeats, and he laughs--actually laughs, the sound shaking his entire body. “Don’t sound so excited.”
Hawks grins where Dabi can’t see him in the dark and puts his hand over Dabi’s face, playfully shoving him aside. “Shut up and go to sleep.”
Not even ten minutes later, Dabi is snoring against his shoulder, one arm draped over Hawks’ wing like it’s a blanket. And Hawks has his head turned, staring at the wall separating the guest room over the messy spikes of Dabi’s hair.
Maybe he’ll make it into a gym after all.
it's my firm belief that no todoroki child knows how to express themselves, and it ranges from natsuo (best adjusted) to dabi (worst adjusted). thank you for coming to my TED talk.
ok but for real thank you for all the comments and kudos!! this was a fun little fic--and honestly? pretty fluffy in the end? don't get too used to it
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