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Justin: Okay so I know Travis isn’t big on spiders so I’m gonna not give him any warning at all about the content of this question before I…
Travis: Justin I’m the one who sends you the....
Justin: Talk about this one. Dear Brothers. A spider is haunting me.
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Griffin: Is that…
Justin: (rushing to talk over him) I lived in the same place for a few years and I’m pretty severely arachnophobic, so I was very careful about making sure my windows and doors were insect proof. However, in my last flat there was a spider that came inside and I realised how very many spiders lived around it. Also there was one particular spider that came inside that I killed. In any case, on reflection I thought it would be best to move and so I ended up taking a flat in another area of my city, but I think the spider followed.
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Griffin: Travis did you send us the plot of fucking JAWS?
Travis: Keep reading, Justin.
Griffin: No, because… just no. I’m stopping this. Spiders are… look did he move next DOOR? Spiders don’t have the capacity to follow people.
Justin: Are you calling our question asker a liar?
Griffin: I’m saying our question asker might need to look up what kind of spiders are common in their area, Justin, I think maybe there might be a thing going on where there are the same types of spiders in the same places and…
Travis: You know what, I might be done with this question…I probably didn’t… you know… think through the whole…
Justin: You weren’t really up for contemplating all those little hairy legs…
Griffin: You didn’t want to think about how many eyes they had, you know they have sometimes eight of…
Justin: I can understand how you didn’t want to contemplate how they make webs and suck the moisture out of…
Travis: I regret being born.
Griffin: Love you, Trav.
Justin: Me too. Remember the spiders aren’t following you.
Griffin: The spiders aren’t following you, and that counts for the question asker as well.
Justin: Yeah, just, you know, get a cat or something.