Chapter 1: i just wanna get dicked down again :/ (DR2)
Hajime: useless bi
Komaeda: sad and gay
Fuyuhiko: boss baby
Soda: baby shark
komaru: ultimate lesbian
Mahiru: boys r gross
Peko: sword mom
Mikan: cermet kin
Nekomaru: sir. shits-a-lot
Gundham: hamster fucker
sad and gay: i just wanna get dicked down again :/
boys r gross: omg
useless bi: wait by who?
sad and gay: ;^)
sleeby: omg seconded
useless bi: Im so confused
ultimate lesbian: hajime be like dumbass noises
useless bi: but I didnt fuck him is why im so confused
ultimate lesbian: bet
sad and gay: bet
boos baby: bet
useless bi: I DIDNT! IVE BEEN WITH SODA
baby shark: two bros at the beach
hongry: maybe right now
hongry: but we all hear ur dorm at night
useless bi: like me snoring or having an exstisencal crisis?
sad and gay: hes just shy ;;;
boss baby: we all know u been fuckin
useless bi: I DO NOT FUCK HIM
xxxSceneQueenxxx: ibuki spots a lie!
usless bi: I dont!!
cermet kin: youre right Hajime, you dont fuck him! He, fucks you
Usless bi: MIKAN!!!
baby shark: oof she got you bro
usless bi: NO SHE DIDNT
xxxSceneQueenxxx: MIKAN HJHKDJFHKDFJHKFDHKFDHFKL
boys r gross: IM YELLING
ultimate lesbian: HOLY--
sword mom: is she possesed
brat: wow hajime, I knew you were stupid and usless but to stoop so low is so astounding
sir. shits-a-lot : guess Hajime has a hard time shitting after nights like that. EAT MORE BRAN!! TAKE GOOD HEALTHY SHITS!! KEEP YOUR BODYING GOINg!!
hongry: so moving..
boss baby: very loud ????
hamster fucker : it seems hajime is going to kill himself, I heard him screaming and running down the hall. How unfortunate. Whats more unfortunate is how Im going to kill him first for waking my 4 dark devas of distruction
sleeby: GUNDAM R U OKAY
usless bi: SHIT HES ACTUALLY NARUTO RUNNING BEHIND ME WITH HAMSTERS ON HIS ARMS, FUCKKKK
hamster fucker: you may be fast, but the hamsters are faster
useless lesbian: f
boys r gross: f
sad and gay: f
sword mom: f
boss baby: f
Chapter 2: taka says the cunt word (DR1)
Makoto: hope more like help
Kyoko: think emoji
Byakuya: im better than you
Toko: ultimate disappointment
Yasuhiro: its weed
Ishimaru: loud dad
Sayaka: famous bitch
Leon: baseball SUCKS
Chihiro: best boy
Mondo: id fuck a motorcycle
think emoji: taka has thicker thighs than junko
best boy: i have no idea what to do with that information
tits: i still win in the boobs department so im good
lesbean: cries over my gf
doNUT : wait, isnt that me Sakura?
lesban: y e s...........
ultimate disappointment: here I was thinking I was the ultimate disappointment
im better than you : still are
hope more like help :cant you all just be nice to one another?
best boy: oh! touko! how was your date with komaru!
loud dad : No Byuakya is a cunt
ultimate disappointment: mm...it was...n-nice..
think emoji: HOLY SHIT
ultimate disappointment: DONT TELL HER I SAID THAT
famous bitch: we get it touko ur gay but TAKA JUST CUSSED
id fuck a motorcycle: jesus christ
best boy: oh my lord
loud dad: IT HAD TO BE DONE
im better than you: I want to fire back but, for once I dont have words to fight that
tits: TAKA STOPS BEING A WET BLANKET JUST TO ROAST TOGAMI IM
weeb: You are all iteruppting my reading time!
its weed: my new fave holiday
money: shut up hifumi
ultimate dissapointment: yOu ArE aLl iNtErUpTinG mY ReAdIng TiMe
baseball SUCKS: Yo what the fuck
lesbean: i come to love my gf
lesbean: i cant have a single thing huh
Chapter 3: cute swimmer fucking flames everyone (DR1)
famous bitch: yall r smelly
its weed: we know
Hope more like help: no one gives a fuck, we don’t respect or negotiate with thots
Hope more like help: aka you
think emoji: DAMN MAKOTO REALLY WENT FOR IT HUH
I’m better than you: takes thots to know Thots
Weeb: hes still salty she rejected him
doNUT: WHOS COOKING I SMELL IT
ultimate disappointment: its pussy and you aren’t invited
doNUT: I get everything I need over here you fanfic whore
baseball SUCKS: SHE CALLED TOKO A FUCKING WHORE
I’m better than you: no shit we can read
think emoji: YALL I
Hope more like help: I sometimes wish the nightmares I get of a stuffed bear killing us would come true
bestboy: wait u get those too
I’d fuck a motorcycle: for the love of god could you all just either kill each other or shut the fuck up
best boy: @id fuck a motorcycle HE GETS THEM TOO
Id fuck a motorcycle: oh. Damn.
Weeb: MY MANGA IS WAITING PAITENTLY AND YOU ALL DISTRACTING
tits: i have dreams i am the bear.....
doNUT: then turn off notifications and fap away from everyone else, you number two fanfic whore
Weeb: ITS NOT FANFICTION ITS REALISTIC READING ART
money: local cute swimmer fucking flames everyone
doNUT: don’t get your balls in a twist and go away
I’m better than everyone: I’ve never seen the class so angered until the whole who ate the cheesticks fight
I’d fuck a motorcycle: I still think it was Makoto
Hope more like help: EVEN IF IT WAS I DESERVE IT MORE THAN ALL OF YOU
doNUT: BITCH I BOUGHT IT
Weeb: YOU DIDNT BUY IT YOU STOLE IT FROM ME AND HANDED ME A BODY PILLOW INSTEAD
doNUT: IT WAS PAYMENT YOU HENTAI FUCK
tits: my money is on mukuro
cryptid: fuck off you fake tits looking ass
money: I WILL PAY U ALL TO SHUT UP
Loud dad: I AM THE ONLY ONE LEAGALLY ALLOWED TO BE LOUD. YOURE ALL TAKING THIS FROM ME
Hope more like help: I’m sorry Taka but can I borrow the loud pass
Loud dad: as you wish, but I’ll need it back
Hope more like help: FUCKING STUPID ASS BITCHES I GET THE LOUD PASS!!
doNUT: I DONT NEED A PASS TO BE LOUD! CLEARLY NEITHER DO YOU AND KYOKO!!
I’m better than you: oh my god
famous bitch: please excuse my potty mouth SHUT THE FUCK UP
I’d fuck a motorcycle: she went there. She brought up sex. Chihrio run.
best boy: mondo.........
best boy: u have.... no room..... to talk.......
baseball SUCKS: I’ve never been so afraid of a small hungry woman in my life and I play with balls for a living
doNUT: I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOUR PRIDE LITTLE UNTIL YOU GIVE ME DONUTS WHEN I WALK IN THE HALLS BECAUSE IM A FUCKING FLAME QUEEN
its weed: MONDO TAINTED CHIHIRO
lesbean: hina ur so pretty ily
money: sakura pls...
Ultimate disappointment: no one else notice how neither Kyoko or Makoto have said anything since she went off on them for fucking really loudly
think emoji: makoto is like. really red.
Loud dad: Makoto I’m taking the loud pass back now
Hope more like help: NO I NEED IT
think emoji: hes been laying on me and groaning for 5 minuts
doNUT: trust me we hear more than “groaning” on you alllllll night long
doNUT: “kyoko!~” “mmf, Makoto~”
Hope more like help: PLEASE STOP I CANT PHYSICALLY TAKE IT
famous bitch: MAKOTO GETS PEGGED
Hope more like help: I DO NOT
baseball SUCKS: I’m sorry dude, but you do
Weeb: insert the y’all out here afraid to me quiet but I be in my girl ear like: meme
doNUT: okay that was fucking funny, maybe he can stay
its weed: SDFGHJHGFRE
tits: boys get pegged.
I’d fuck a motorcycle: no.
Baseball SUCKS: it’s not pegging if it’s an actual cock
Loud dad: please, children, for the love of god. SHUT THE FUCK UP
best boy: i fucking cant
its weed: CHIHIRO SAID FUCK
Ultimate disappointment: some girls even get pegged. We’re lesbians. We need, it. Speaking of Makoto I’m fucking your sister
Hope more like help: TOKO PLEASE I DONT NEED TO KNOW
lesbean: we been knowing toko
Ultimate disappointment: no I mean like now
Ultimate disappointment: like right now
think emoji: KOMARU NAEGI IS A BOTTOM
Hope more like help: P L E A S E S T O PLPPPPO
ultimate disappointment: I’m fucking your sister makoto. Deal with it.
its weed: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW CHIHIRO SAY FUCK
Chapter 4: bran (DR2)
this is super short im sry,,,
sir. shits-a-lot: I LEFT YOU YOU ALL HEALTHY BOXES MOSTLY FILLED WITH BRAN, AND I FOUND ONE IN THE TRASH! WHO ISNT EATING RIGHT AND TAKING PROPER SHITS!!?
sad and gay: bran is so despair inducing... such ultimates should never eat that...
sir. shits-a-lot: ILL SHOVE HEALTHY INTO YOUR BODIES ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!!!
sword mom: im sorry nekomaru but no one likes bran..
usless bi: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO ACTUALLY ATE IT?
boys r gross: OHHHH HAJIME NO....
usless bi: OH GOD, I FEEL IT!
hongry: holy fuck
ultimate lesbian: we need a baby sitter
baby shark: no one use the boys bathroom for a while...I just heard sprinting and saw hajime clenching his ass
brat: ew gross!
sad and gay: fucking rip
Chapter 5: junko hate club (DR1)
cryptid: u know how theres a junko fanclub
cryptid: izuru and i are starting a junko hateclub
tits: my OWN SISTER :,,,,(
think emoji: where do i sign where the fuck do i sign
famous bitch: i
hope more like help: H-Hey hate is a strong word there guys
im better than you: Really, it is? Is it as strong as love?
hope more like help: Yeah!
Im better than you: in that case, I hate you Makoto
doNUT: And we hate you four eyed rich cunt who wont come out of the closet
lesbean: BABY NO loud dad: NOT AGAIN!!
weeb: Ill take my leave early
money: And let the flaming begin
doNUT: No one gonna say anything about celeste just--
hope more like help: SH! THATS FOURTH WALL BREAKING, WE ARENT DEAD HERE!
ultimate dissapointment: aw darn
id fuck a motorcycle: I got a bandaid, can we fix the wall???
hope more like help: ....thats not how you fix it..
its weed: WAIT WHAT DO U MEAN DEAD R WE ALL GHOSTS
best boy : hiro not again....
baseball SUCKS: Did your drinks get spiked? We're fine! God you losers act so crazy, like I killed someone
cryptid: guys shut up im trying to get dick
tits: wait someone likes u enough to fuck you
cryptid: strangely, yes hope more like
help: YOURE TRYING TO WHAT
think emoji: ppl have sex makoto
loud dad: THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT
best boy: you act like i dont get dick daily
im better than you: Not everyone has sex you know
think emoji: byakuya we get it youre sad and in love with my boyfriend
[im better than you has left the chat]
its weed: IS NO ONE GONNA AKNOWLAGE CHIHIRO AGAIN
hope more like help added im better than you to the chat
im better than you: sorry I glitched, didn't see your message
ultimate dissapointment: thats as fake as my love was for you
doNUT: and with that im gone
Chapter 6: izuru FUCKS (DR2)
THIS CHAPTER ISNT THAT FUNNY IM SORRY ITS TO ESTABLISH ThE VERY SMALL PLOT THAT RLY HAS NO MEANING WHAT SO EVER.
sad and gay: @izuwu where r u hajime's freakin out
izuwu: Tell him I said fuck off Im getting laid
sleepy: ,,,,why r u texting during sex
boys r gross: omg
izuwu: Because I can satisfy myself and someone else while still doing whatever I want
xxxSceneQueenxxx: SIS I--
boss baby: who are you even fucking?
useless bi: OH good god who would let you within a ten food radius??
izuwu: Stay out of my life fuzz ball, it doesnt matter
sir-shits-a-lot: THEY SAY YOURE SUPPOSED TO PEE AFTER SEX, I TAKE A HOT SHIT!!!
hongry: NEKOMARU TMI
hamster-fucker: I dont think thatll help
baby shark: Heres the solution! Dont have sex! I havent in ...how old am I?
boss baby: soda come over
usless bi: youve had sex before Soda, after all, depression really fucks you in the ass
sword mom: OH NO
baby shark: Damn...deep. also sure Fuyu, should I bring video games and snacks?
usless bi: Soda....he means you're the snack
baby shark: huh?
boss baby: get a fucking condom and come the fuck over
brat: Wow, boys really are idiots!
boys r gross: true baby
Baby shark: OH ARE WE GONNA BLOW IT UP AND WEAR IT ON OUR HEADS??
Usless bi: Hes beyond our hope
sad and gay: h..hope?
ultimate lesbian: EVERYONE RUN
cermet kin: He said the H word!!!
princess: Everyone evacuate the dorm! This is a code H! Report to the common room ASAP
sleeby: GOTTA YEET
sir-shits-a-lot: GOTTA SHIT
Chapter 7: Naughty faggots get the Junko corner (DR1)
THIS CHAPTER INCLUDES THE MOST ICONIC LINE IN THE SERIES TBH. all slurs are (as always) reclaimed!
think emoji: daily reminder i love my ball of sunshine
Hope more like help: Aw, I love you too!
tits: no u
Weeb:Your nickname is litterally tits, your nasty
doNUT: HIFUMI YOU FAP TO FAKE TITS
Weeb: THEY ARENT FAKE, JUST SIMPLY 2D!!
lesbean: SHES ALWAYS HERE.. RIGHT AFTER HIFUMI SAYS ANYTHING
lesbean: im so in love
doNUT: You know it babes
LoudDad: Children calm down
best boy: fuck off dad
Im better than you: Read my name
famous bitch: welp
LoudDad: CHIHRO, BYUKYUA, TIME OUT! SO STAND BY JUNKO FOR 15 MINUTES!
tits: wait why me
best boy: WAIT DAD IM SORRY PLEASE...
baseball SUCKS: wow, he pulled out the big guns
Im better than you: Junko keeps hitting me with her purse when i get close
LoudDad: Good. Think about what you've done.
cryptid: thats a horrid punishmet taka...
think emoji: agreed
money: the shaking hands meme: mukuro, kirigiri, hating junko
tits: u all r mean ive done nothing to u
id fuck a motorcycle: Chihiro is crying, taka please.
weed: TAKA U MADE CHIHIRO CRY
LoudDad: Fine. His punishment is finished.
Im better than you: Mine too?
think emoji: HADJHDD
LoudDad: Naughty faggots get the Junko corner.
ultimate dissapointment: may I go to the junko corner then, I am also a naughty faggot. For mr. hopes sister~
think emoji: OH-
hope more like help: please. last night was hell. night time she goes over to your place, not here
money: OH NO
ultimate dissapointment: Oh so you heard all that? Sorry you had to hear us smash
hope more like help: NEXT TIME DONT STEAL MY SWITCH TO PLAY SMASH YOU WHORE
best boy: oh.
famous bitch: welp
ultimate dissapointment: FOR THE RECORD, YOUR SISTER TOOK IT.
ultimate dissapointment: oh also you heard us have sex, sorry
hope more like help: HUH WHAT I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE GAME--
Chapter 8: cumdump-- i mean komeada (DR2)
sleeby: you guys ever thinng abt how komeada and hajime act like komaru's dads....
useless lesbian: holy shit
hongry: now that u mention it...
useless bi: She cute, she small, we adopt.
useless lesbian: can i call u dad
sad and gay: sure but only i can call him daddy
boss baby: OH MY GDO
Usless bi: STFU
sword mom: jfc..........
boys r gross: pls refer to my username
sleeby: my new fav photo
xxxSceneQueenxxx: HAJIME'S BLUSHING BUT HE ALSO LOOKS SO PISSED HJSH
ultimate lesbian: when hajime wont love u so u have to call in the big guns to cuddle him w you
sword mom: the big guns is just ur ball of sunshine brother
ultimate lesbian: ye
Usless Bi: REEE
sad and gay: how cute...
Usless Bi: shut up...you get no say in this
sad and gay: :(
Usless Bi: ily..
boysrgross: hajime be nice or i expose u for what u just called komeda
Usless Bi: I didn't say anything so go on and expose me!
boysrgross: "and then cumdump-- i mean komeada"
bossbaby: YOU WHAT
sleeby: gotta blast
usless bi: SHIT--I-I I NEVER SAID THAT!!
sad and gay: doubtful
usless bi: KOMEADA!
uslesss bi: Komeada leave you door unlocked im coming over to kill you
sad and gay: okay :D
Usless Bi: DONT BE HAPPY ABOUT IT
ultimate lesbian: hey who wants to come play super smash w me
sleeby: you had me at super
baby shark: ooo! I do I do!
cermet kin: I can try!
xxxscenequeenxxx: ibuki would love to join!!
sir-shits-a-lot: ILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU!!!!
hongry: OH BET
sir-shits-a-lot: YOURE ON!!!
usless bi: Wait, didnt you steal that from your brother?
ultimate lesbian:...........................................................................yeah what are u gonna do abt it pussy boy
usless bi: nothing
usless bi: IZURU SHUT THE FUCK UP, GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM AND STAY THERE
izuwu: will do. pussy
usless bi: ILL DESTROY YOUR BLOODLINE
izuwu: that includes you, fucking idiot
usless bi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
sad and gay: hajime come back to bed ;((((
boss baby: im?
baby shark: oh. so no bro time?
Usless Bi: No bro time, only hoe time
baby shark: aw..
boss baby: soda come over
baby shark: Okay cool!
swordmom: fuyuhiko fucks
hongry: FUYUHIKO FUCKS
princess: I thought that was quite obvious
boss baby: im atracted to idiots
swordmom: is that why we use to date
boss baby: yeah swordmom: thats fair
brat: are you really gonna fuck that pink haired gremlin?
boss baby: why not
baby shark: hey! ;;
ultimate lesbian: this is so fucking chaotic
brat:He smells, hes ugly, probably has a small penis
baby shark: WAAAAAAAAAA
boyrgross: what did i say abt thinking before you speak
Brat: I did! I thought he smells, thought hes ugly, and assumed he has a small penis!
boysrgross: baby.. did you think abt if it would hurt him
Brat: But I was giving Fyuhiko reasons to not fuck him! The context was acceptable!
boysrgross: oh my god
Chapter 9: Supporting Mukuro Hours (DR1)
another short one :(
cryptid: hey while everyone is online i have smth to say....
think emoji: hm?
money: whats up hon?
Loud Dad: ?!
cryptid: i uh
cryptid: im nonbinary
doNUT: Oh, cool!
lesbean: oh ok!
LoudDad: I assume u now use they/them?
hope more like help: Oh awesome! Thanks for letting us know Mukuro!
think emoji: thank you for telling us mukuro
cryptid: yeah.. thanks for being so supportive..
id fuck a motorcycle: Sweet. We've collected the whole set
ultimate dissapointment: Thank you Mukuro, very cool
cryptid: wait wym whole set
lesbean: makoto n i are trans remeber?
famous bitch: im the only straighty uwu
baseball SUCKS: no one gives a fuck you slut
famous bitch: i love u too :)
baseball SUCKS: Id tell you to suck my cunt but I dont want you anywhere near me, I dont want STDs
hope more like help: Cant we all just get along and support Mukuro for 5 seconds?
money: that is impossible makoto
doNUT: Leon I love you so much
best boy: leon and hina are such a chaotic duo......
im better than you: You all are going to make my hair turn grey
Ultimate dissapointment: old fart
Chapter 10: perhaps (DR2)
THERES A LOTTA THE F SLUR THIS CHAPTER OH GOD
just another reminder the slurs r reclaimed by my boyfriend and i + we headcannon most of the dr charaters as gay or bi, meaning they technically can reclaim it too
sleeby: komeada stop sending the perhaps cow to hajime and i challange
sad and gay: perhaps.png
ultimate lesbian: KJSKJA
useless bi: I think its funny
sleeby: i think ur a fag
baby shark: it is when used correctly
useless bi: IM BI ITS IN MY NAME
xxxSceneQueenxxx: HAJIME UR GAY?
boys r gross: HOW COME U NEVER TOLD US
useless bi: GUYS WHAT THE FUCK???
hongry: YOU BETRAYED MY TRUST HOW DARE U
sir-shits-alot: WE WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS HAJIME!
boss baby: damn hajime you never struck me as a fag
swordmom: congrats on coming out
Princess: Oh how wonderful, another gay to the collection!
baby shark: miss sonina...w..what do you mean collection?
ultimate lesbian: SONIA HASKJHSAD
Useless bi: IM BISEXUAL
ultimate lesbian: sonia voice: hi! this is my army of fags -- i mean my class!
brat: HA! new you were a faggot the moment I saw you wearing skinny jeans Hajime. Stupid idiot. Only gross boys like other gross boys
cermet-kin: Congrats on coming out! I know it was hard but, we still love you!!
sad and gay: hey waddya know im gay too
sad and gay: come cuddle me
useless bi: CAN ANY OF YOU READ THE BI PART IN MY NAME??? But also omw
sleeby: you ever think abt all that izuru mostly says is fag and its always after hajime opens is mouth
izuwu: its my job.
Chapter 11: 1600 points (DR2)
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHAPTERS TBH
SO.... i try n keep the chapters alternating dr1 and dr2 but i realized that we have more for dr2 so im posting another dr2 chapter
Usless bi: CHIAKI RAN INTO MY ROOM, SCREAMED "HAJIME!" AND WHEN I TURNED TO HERSHE THREW AN EMPTY WATER BOTTLE AT ME, MUTTERED "100 PTS." AND LEFT
baby shark: she got 100 pts dude
brat: yeah you stupid! 100 fucking pts!
useless bi: what does that have to do with anything?!?!
boys r gross: chiaki i love you more and more every day
cermert-kin: I have been attacked! I was her next victim!
baby shark: 200 pts
sleeby: im sorry mikan but it had to be done
cermet-kin: i-its okay, I understand
sir-shits-alot: I AM GAURDING AKANE, NO POINTS SHALL BE SCORED WITH HER TODAY UNLESS YOU WANNA GO THROUGH ME!
hongry: NEKOMARU AND I HAVE BOTH BEEN DEFEATED
hongry: SHE KEPT SOFTLY HITTING MUMBLING BONK REALLY SOFTLY TILL HE DIED OF CUTENESS THEN CHUCKED IT AT MY NOSE
sleeby: 400 pts
Useless bi: KOMAEDA JUST RAN OUT INTO THE HALLWAY SCREECHING "KILL ME NEXT"
ultimate lesbian: SHE HIT HIM SO HARD I HEARD HIM FALL
baby shark: 500 pts
brat:SCREEEECH I HEAR HER PITTER PATTER
boys r gross: BABY HIDE
brat: CHIAKI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
baby shark: 600 pts
sleeby: thanks soda, you will be last for your assistance
baby shark: youre welcome, im honored.
xxxSceneQueenxxx: IBUKI IS DOWN
baby shark: 700 pts
ultimate lesbian: OH GOD OH FUCK OH SHIT
ultimate lesbian: SHES JUST SLOWLY PATTERING TOWARDS ME
ultimate lesbian: HSDJKHAKADUIHSDKJHSDKJHFDKLJHSF
baby shark: 800
boys r gross: SHE HIT MY FUCKING STOMACH
boys r gross: WHERE R ALL THESE WATER BOTTLES COMING FROM
hamster-fucker: MY FIVE DARK DEVAS WILL STOP THIS MADNESS
hamster-fucker: NO! SHE FED THEM AND THEY WERE DISTRACTED! NOOOOOOOOO
baby shark: 1000
boss baby: PEKO CUT THOUGH ONE AND SHE JUST PULLED OUT ANOTHER WHAT THE FUCK
useless bi: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
boss baby: FUCK PEKO NOOOOOO
baby shark: 1100
boss baby: THE LITTLE BITCH HIT MY EYEPATCH
baby shark: 1200
sleeby: sonia my love im so sorry but i need points
sleeby: ill never forget you
princess: she came in, throw it as gently as she could, kissed my cheek and then chucked a second one as hard as she could
baby shark: 1300
baby shark: AH FUCK IM NEXT!!! RUNN RUYNN
useless bi: I JUST SAW SODA RUN THROUGH THE HALL SCREAMING
brat: I heard a loud "SHIT" and tumbling down stairs
brat: so I look, and there he is
brat: chiaki threw the bottle at his head as she watched
baby shark: 1....1400....hh...
brat: Fuyuhiko come get your garbage off my lawn please
sleeby: one left.
ultimate lesbian: DO YOU ALL WANT A PLAY BY PLAY OF WHATS GOING ON
useless bi: Im sad to admit that yes, I do
ultimate lesbian: SO SHE FINDS IZURU
ultimate lesbian: PULLS OFF HER CUTE LITTLE BACKPACK
ultimate lesbian: AND STARTS THROWING ONE AFTER ANOTHER AT HIM
ultimate lesbian: HE LIKE DODGES THEM WITH EASE
ultimate lesbian: TILL SHE PULLS OUT A FULL WATER BOTTLE AND SAYS SWEETLY "hydrate or diedrate bitch" ultimate lesbian: HE STANDS THERE AND LET IT HIT HIM SQUARE IN THE FOREHEAD AND WATCHES IT AS IT FALLS TO THE FLOOR AND QUIETLY SAYS "1500"
ultimate lesbian: she then proceedes to bonk herself on the head and goes "16000"
baby shark: game over, Chiaki wins.
sleeby: i win!
Chapter 12: they boyfriendS incident part one (DR1)
this is the most chaos that there has ever been and ever will be. enjoy.
think emoji: i love my boyfriends goodbye
money: you put an s
think emoji: correct.
hope more like help: Yeah! She has two!!!!! Me and our boyfriend!
doNUT: Wait who tf is yalls boyfriend makoto?
ultimate disappointment: who would ever do such a thing?
its weed: INVESTIGATION TIME!
LoudDad: Evidence so far is that it is indeed a male, so all we need is to ask every guy in the class.
cryptid: what is this some really bad game where a bunch of kids die?
Baseball SUCKS: Not me folks, Im to busy in orgys to actually have a relationship
famous bitch: WE GET IT LEON UR LONELY
Baseball SUCKS: Sayaka we all know you have more STDs than recorded by womens health
Id fuck a motorcycle: Not me, I'm very happy with my computer nerd
best boy: ^-^
Weeb: I only date women, 2D women
tits: no one asked
doNUT: Thats all the guys in class! Who the fuck is their boyfriend???
its weed: I GOT IT
its weed: THEYRE DATING A GHOST
think emoji: jesus fuck
cyrptid: hiro no...
Hope more like help: What? guys no...
money: you all are so dumb
money: its obvious
LoudDad: IS HE A DIFFERENT YEAR THAN US?
think emoji: maybe maybe not
LoudDad: I UNDERSTAND. THEY ARE CUTE.
Hope more like help: Taka .....
best boy: that kuzuryu could get it tbh
its weed: CHIHIRO
best boy: WHAT I HAVE A TYPE
doNUT: Idk his swords woman is hotter to me
cryptid: shes really kind too..
Id fuck a motorcycle: That makes this search a lot harder, theres so many other dudes to choose from now! who are they dating?!!?
Weeb: Though I dont tend to stray from 2D women, both the princess and nurse are very... appealing
doNUT: Hifumi go back to your anime porn, the adults are talking
money: please leave sonia alone....................
tits: IF YOU TOUCH MIKAN I WILL HAVE MUKURO SKIN YOU ALIVE
Hope more like help: Junko holy shit wtf happened to you??
tits: shes my friend and im protective
cyrpid: she says friend but she means co-worker and their job is being popular
LoudDad: I DO RECALL SHE WAS AROUND YOU A L OT
doNUT: didnt you two fuck for a while?
tits: i tried but shes taken
Hope more like help: Should we just tell them babe?
think emoji: i think its his thing to tell
think emoji: hes the one who wanted to take it slow
doNUT: WHOEVER YOU ARE MYSTERIOUS BOYFRIEND, I WILL FIND YOU!!!
lesbean: please calm down
LoudDad: Though I am one to have order, I will allow Hina and Yasuhiro investigate
its weed: I TOLD U ITS A GHOST
money: this is so fucking dumb tf
money: its so obvious
doNUT: YASU, LETS GO TO UR ROOM AND START THE INVESTIGATION
its weed: OK BUT IM TELLING U ITS A GHOST
doNUT: NO ITS NOT
best boy: but what if it is
its weed: SEE
doNUT: wait...is it?
lesbean: please dont encorage him
doNUT: MEETING IN THE LIVING ROOM. RIGHT NOW!!!
id fuck a motorcycle: but the other year kids are down there...
cryptid: oh no
Hope more like help: this is getting so out of hand...
money: COUGH strange how mr moneybags isnt on today COUGH
doNUT: Byakuya? Gross. why do you care Celeste?
cryptid: IM DONE I CANT
money: mukuro came into my room crying that their hair is graying look what youve done
tits: haha sucker
doNUT: WAIT CELESTE DO YOU LIKE BYAKUYA???
money: IM???? A LESBIAN?????
famous bitch: im in hell
doNUT: oh right. Pussy rights
lesbean: baby please.........
doNUT: wait but why do you care about four-eyes Celeste? If youre into pussy, he doesnt have it though he acts like one
Hope more like help: Be nice!!!
cryptid: YOU ALL ARE SO DUMB IM MOVING TO THE OTHER CLASS
tits: hasta la vista
doNUT: MUKURO HELP US IN THE SEARCH
cryptid: I WILL DO NO SUCH THING
doNUT: ILL LET YOU SLAP JUNKO
tits: they do that anyway
cryptid: then you stab me with your fucking long nails
think emoji: what the fuck is going on
doNUT: IM GOING TO FIND EVERY BOY AND ASK
doNUT: I HAVE TAKA, YASU AND HIFUMI IS SOMEHOW HERE
Weeb: I was in the mens bathroom and she grabbed me away ;;
think emoji: the other class is wild wtf
think emoji: so much is going on what the hell
think emoji: i apologise for the chaos i created
doNUT: THESE KIDS ARE TRASH AND WONT SPILL FOR SHIT, IVE MANAGED TO TAKE THE PINK ONE HOSTAGE
doNUT: I think I shoudve grabbed a different one, we havent even done anything and all he does is cry
best boy: me too buddy
LoudDad: I'm starting to regret allowing this
money: HM I WONDER WHERE BYAKUYA IS
doNUT: we've been other this celeste, no one cares!
doNUT: Well the cure swords woman just took him, and plopped Hajime in his place
[cryptid has left the chat]
[Hope more like help has added cryptid to the chat]
hope more like help: please
cryptid: fine just bc i love u
doNUT: IT WAS FOR NOTHING, SOME BIG ASS MAN CAME AND TOOK HAJIME TOO
lesbean: nekomaru is chill leave him alone
its weed: wheres toko?
think emoji: where did makoto go?
doNUT: his room probably
think emoji: im in his room.
hope more like help: Im ith my sister and Toko
famous bitch: sweet home alabama
Baseball SUCKS: Stfu I forgot you were alive until I smelled fish from down the hall bitch
lesbean: leon back at it again w the roats
baseball SUCKS: Id like to credit Hina for teaching me
doNUT: So proud :,))
hope more like help: oh shit. sorry other boyfriend, komaru told toko and so jill knows too
ultimate disappointment: bitches cant close their legs or their mouths - jill
think emoj: dammit komaru im coming over whos room r yall in
hope more like help: Komaru's
ultimate disappointment: HAHA HOLY SHIT, BYAKUYA?? YALL COULD DO BETTER HAHAHA!!! - jill
think emoji: JILL!
hope more like help: hhhhh....
doNUT: wait a minute....wait....WAI....WAIT A MINUTE
money: THANK FUCKING GOD SOMEONE SAID IT
cyrptid: FOR FUCKS SAKE
doNUT: YALL ARE DATING FOUR EYES!?!?!!?
think emoji: how i fell for him i have no idea
think emoji: regretfully so
m better than you: happy now?
hope more like help: sorry baby ;;
baseball SUCKS: huh. cool.
lesbean: holy shit
id fuck a motorcycle: wow, thats...woah
best boy: HIM??
its weed: WHAT THE FUCK
ultimate disappointment: I'm so sorry! Jill took over, I cant stop her...
im better than you: It cant be that surprising
doNUT: THIS IS A NIGHTMARE OF SOME KIND
lesbean: baby how abt we calm down and ill make cupcakes
doNUT: okay ;-;
im better than you: Yes. Kyoko, Makoto, and I are dating. We have been for roughly a month and have kept it a secret so we may go slow and test the waters. I would hope this doesnt change too much if you dont mind.
its weed: yeah man now you have two more partners than i do
money: happy for u three
best boy: !!
lesbean: same here
tits: sure whatever
baseball SUCKS: whatever floats yalls boats man
weeb: Not 2D, dont care
doNUT: HIFUMI I WILL BURN YOUR PORN MAGS
id fuck a motorcycle: congrats you three
lesbean: HINA PLEASE
cryptid: i gotta blast, ill text later
tits: tf r u going smelly
cryptid: a date and if anyone asks who i will rip out your spine
doNUT: MUKURO YOU TOO!??!?
baseball SUCKS: aw here we go
cryptid: yeah if you can belive it
tits: no way
doNUT: pretty please tell us? :))))
cryptid: hina prepare your spine
its weed: OH NO
lesbean: please dont she needs that
doNUT: PLEASE IM NOT A BOY I DONT DESSERVE THIS
doNUT: PLEASE I JUST WANNA KNOWWWW
cryptid: ill pm u
ultimate lesbian: soft lesbian noises
sleeby: oh worm?
boss baby: why do i hear yelling from class ]the other class's dorm?
ultimate lesbian: i dont even wanna know
useless bi: someones dating somebody and theyre trying to figure out who, is what I hear from the yelling
baby shark: OHHH thats what all that stomping is about? gee wonder why theyre so worked up over whos in one another's pants
sword mom: mukuro is texting me. i can tell theyre distressed.
izuwu: Peko, where are they? Do you know?
sword mom: ?? they say theyre gonna come hang in the commons with me.. why?
izuwu: No reason.
useless bi: WAIT WHY DOES HE CARE ABOUT SOMEONE OTHER THAN HIMSELF IM AFRAID
boys r gross: yeah me too
izuwu: none of your damned business. leave me alone faggot. (meant for Hajigay, not you Mahiru, youre cool.)
boys r gross: <3
useless bi: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?!?
sad and gay: HAJIGAY
useless bi: SOMEONE TELLME WHERE I CAN HIDE A SMALL BODY WITH A LOTTA HAIR
brat: up your ass
hamster-fucker: SOMEONE HELP, THE OTHER CLASS HAS COME INTO THE COMMON ROOM AND ARE DISTRESSING MY DEVAS
sir-shits-a-lot: YEAH AND THEYRE BANGING THE DAMN DOOR! IM TRYING TO-
sir-shits-a-lot:NO. fuck Akane.
useless bi: OH MY FUCKING GOD
sleeby: im just trying to game......................... they r so loud.....
boys r gross: welp
boss baby: why did the cute swimmer girl demand to know if i was dating naegi???????
baby shark: GUYS HELP THE SWIMMER CHICK IS TEARING AT ME
hongry: OH HINAS HERE :)))!!!
hongry: my mf baby
cermet-kin: I will ready the nurses office for any boys who have been injured!
boys r gross: finally.. the reckoning has come
izuwu: All i ask, is to kill me last. id like to watch hajime die.
useless bi: OKAY I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS
sword mom: IBUKI IS ON THE FLOOR HOWLING W LAUGHTER
usleless bi: WHY DID THE SWIMMER WALK UP TO MAHIRU, THEY BOTH FIST BUMP AND YELL PUSSY RIGHTS, LOOK AT ME, AND STARE
boys r gross: feminism
useless bi: AND WHY DID SHE THEN ASK IF I WAS DATING MAKOTO
usleless bi: AND LASTLY WHY IZURU
sword mom: what the fuck
sword mom: did izuru just smile
sad and gay: WHAT
brat: she did it with me too. I like that one.
baby shark: WHY AM I SO AFRAID OF THIS SMALL WOMAN?? SHES MAKING ME SPILL WHERE EVERY GUY IS
brat: pussy rights
hongry: pussy rights
boys r gross: pussy rights
useless bi: THEY GOT SODA
boss baby: f
princess: oh. that sucks.
useless bi: HES MY BRO #NOHOMO
baby shark: HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
boss baby: peko go save him
sword mom: ok
useless bi: peko what are you-
baby shark: BRONOOOOOOOOOOOO
sad and gay: f
sleeby: damn that kinda sucks anyway who wants to come play smash w me
useless bi: CHIAKI NOT YOU TOOOOOO
sleeby: sonia baby ill let you have the blue controller
princess: yes yes I'll be there!!
baby shark: IM COMING BRO, I HAVE NEKOMARU WITH ME TOO!
sir-shits-a-lot: AHHHHHHHH!I I SHALL RETRIEVE HAJIME!!!!!
xxxSceneQueenxxx: where did komaru go......
boys r gross: eyes emoji
ultimate lesbian: im w my brother and my girlfriend leave me alone
useless bi: ive been saved! and I know what the swimmer wants!
useless bi: Someone is dating Makoto and Kyoko but they wont say who. All they know is that its a boy.
Baby shark: What makes them think its any of us?
Useless bi: Theyve checked every guy in their class
ultimate lesbian: it’s byakuya
ultimate lesbian: they’re just idiots
baby shark: That mean glasses dude?
ultimate lesbian: yeah the one my gf has the hots for
sad and gay: ohhhhhhhh byakuyaaaaaaa
useless bi: Should we like...tell them?
ultimate lesbian: makoto says he wants to take it slow thats why they havent told them
useless bi: ah. Wonder what they'll do then
ultimate lesbian: THEY FOUND OUT JILL CANT KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT
useless bi: all I hear is screaming
sleeby: im scared
useless bi: Ill come cuddle!
Princess:Im already here, you are not needed
sleeby: sorry haji no boys allowed
boys r gross: GIRLS NIGHT
boss baby: why dont we have a boys night then
sad and gay: omw
baby shark: HELL YEAH! GUYS NIGHT! GUYS NIGHt
izuwu: Ill uninvite myself from this festivity thank you
boss baby: what? have somthing better to do
izuwu: Yes, actually.
sword mom: ???
useless bi: No you dont you loner, you just wanna stay in your room
Izuwu: Actually im going on a date.
useless bi: W H A T?
xxxSceneQueenxx: WHATS WITH ALL THE DATING DRAMA TODAY
Baby shark: Whos the lucky girl izuru??
brat: for once I am genuinly curious
Izuwu: They're not a woman thank you, and its none of your business.
I JUST WANNA SAY "PUSSY RIGHTS" IS AN INSIDE JOKE AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN AS 'ONLY WOMEN W PUSSIES DESERVE RIGHTS'
Chapter 14: i have no idea what to title this oof (Private Messages)
the format is so weird im sry its for the Plot
[Hope More Like Help to Cryptid at 3:55 p.m]
Hope more like help: why do you not love me ;;;
cryptid: SHUT THE FUCK UP UR MY BEST FRIEND
Hope more like help: THEN WHY DOES EVERYONE KNOW YOUR SECRETS BUT MEEEEEE
cryptid: NO ONE ELSE KNOWS YET I WAS GONNA COME TO U FIRST
hope more like help: wait stop i love u
cryptid; U WHERE THE ONLY ONE NICE TO ME ALL OF LAST YEAR N UVE HELPED ME COME OUT OF MY SHELL SO MUCH OFC I WAS GONNA TELL U
Hope more like help: I PROMISE I WONT TELL ANYBODY, I DO IT IN ACCIDENT WHEN I GET TOO EXCITED
cryptid: its izuru
Hope more like help: HUHHHHHHHHHH
hope more like help: HES MYSTERY MAN??
cryptid: we have been dating for quite a while now
cryptid; it happened last summer
cryptid: junko was always dragging him around places and he agreed bc he found her interesting and when she wasn't looking we'd shit talk her and then it became more personal talks
cryptid: next thing i knew we where in my room and i was crying while confessing my darkest secrets to him, shit it took you forever to know
Hope more like help: Oh wow..
Hope more like help: I didn’t know if he was capable of having proper emotions, that’s good to know
cryptid; please tell no one
cryptid: especially junko n hajime
Hope more like help: course! Also why them?
cryptid: junko bc shes a cunt
cryptid: hajime bc hes and izuru have a pretty broken relationship
Hope more like help: Okay!
cryptid: i love you so much
Hope more like help: Love you!
[Cryptid to "Bad Ass Bitches" at 4:00 p.m]
cryptid: ........its izuru
sword mom: WAIT I CALLED IT
money: OK ME TOO
cryptid: YOU CANT TELL A SOUL HE WOULD KILL ME
sword mom: THATS WHY HE WAS SO WORRIED ABT U
cryptid: he was?
sword mom: yeah look sword mom: worried-izuru-screenshot.jpg
cryptid: i have no idea how he fell for me tho, junko had me convinced i was unlovable
money: SHUT UP ILY SO MUCH
sword mom: ME TOO
[Cryptid to DoNUT at 4:03 p.m]
cryptid: its izuru DONT YOU DARE TELL A SOUL
doNUT: HOLY FLIPPING FLAPJACKS
doNUT: YOURE DATING THAT DUDE??? THE LONG HAIR DUDE LIKE HAJIME DUDE???
cryptid: YEAH HIM....
crytpid: WE BONDED OVER OUR HATE FOR MY SISTER
doNUT: Tbh I didnt know if that dude even had a soul
cryptid:honestly? still not sure
doNUT:: thats fair
lesbean: hina, dramatically draped over my chest: so you think makoto and kyoko looked at each other one night and went, "hey lets three way with the devil me: hina hes one of ur closest friends hina: yes and?
think emoji: JDSHKJDS
Hope more like help: that’s how it happened yeah
it’s weed: SHKFAAKHDS
doNUT: CALLED IT BABE YOU OWE ME A DONUT AND A WHOLE LOT OF KISSES
lesbean: WE NEVER MADE A DEAL
doNUT: IT WAS IMPLIED SO YOU HAVE TO
lesbean: ?? OKAY??
I’m better than you: at least they said yes to having a three way with the devil. My one way wasn’t very pleasing.
Hope more like help: BABE N O
think emoji: jesus fuck
ultimate disappointment: who fucks who? Because I’d like to imagine Byakuya takes it up the ass
doNUT: good question because I am too curious but also disgusted
think emoji: no that’s makoto
money: CALLED IT
Hope more like help: HEY-LETS NOT—
best boy: yeah me too
I’d fuck a motorcycle: our ultimate hope is a bottom...I think just lost hope
it’s weed: JSJSH
LoudDad: ITS ALRIGHT MAKOTO. US TOPS WILL FILL IN THE HOPE YOU LACK.
Hope more like help: I DONT LACK HOPE AND THIS SHOULDNT MATTER
cryptid: do any of you sleep... it’s one am....
famous birch: TAKA MADE A SEX JOKE
it’s weed: WERE CORUPTING HIM
I’m better than you: I will admit, I wasn’t sure he was either. Then he submitted like a little bitch and it was very clear.
Hope more like help: KYOKO SAVE ME
think emoji: silence-bottom.png
Hope more like help: KYOKO!!!!
money: babe does this mean it a switch
think emoji: yeah
money: switch rights
I’m better than you: it’s very satisfying to watch, I can assure you. He gets very flustered with both Kyoko and I giving him attention.
Hope more like help: IM GONNA FUCKING EXPLODE
LoudDad; THATS WHAT THEY SAID. HAHA!
doNUT: TAKA NO!!!
it’s weed: TAKA NOOO
best boy: DAD WHAT GAVE THEY DONE TO U
LoudDad: IM HIP AND COOL NOW
best boy: DAD NO
I’d fuck a motorcycle: bro please...
tits: PLS SHUT UP IM TRYING TO GET MY BEAUTY SLEEP
LoudDad: YOU CANNOT STOP THE SWAG.
famous bitch: why.
doNUT: clearly Junko, you need more than just sleep for that face
lesbean; HINA ITS TO LATE FOR THIS
think emoji: makoto angel?
Hope more like help: yeah!
think emoji: you’re cute
Hope more like help: :DDD
tits: gag me
Weeb: CAN YOU ALL STOP?!! IM TRYING TO SLEEP!!
doNUT: no you’re not your having your 1am fap and the messages are clouding the anime tits. Go to bed you pervert
Ultimate disappointment: HAHA THAT ONES FUNNY, I LIKE HER - jill
doNUT: pussy rights
Ultimate disappointment: HELL YEAH!! PUSSY RIGHTS BITCHES! - jill
lesbean: we should sleep
Baseball SUCKS: Sleep is for the weak, staying up is for the gays
cryptid: pls go to bed
doNUT: Yo Mukuro that photo you sent on snap is weird. Why is your pillow different?
doNUT: SHIT WAIT NVM IM SORRY FORGOT
doNUT: IM GOING TO BED GN
cryptid: HINA UR SO DUMB ILY
money: ?? WAIT—-
it’s weed: is this some girl code
cryptid: i’m nb
it’s weed: RIGHT IM SORRY
cryptid: u good
LoudDad: RESPECT PRONOUNS! THEY ARE VERY IMPORTANT!
it’s weed: IM SORRY IM R HIGH
Chapter 16: WLW appreciation (dr2)
this is short but gay rights
useless bi: I think I'm going to have a stroke by the time im 20
boss baby: thats sucks
Baby shark: it also sucks that for the 5th time this week I’ve accidentally bitten my hand while trying to eat a sandwich
Brat: he’s a fucking shark
ultimate lesbian: the cheese i had for lunch is coming back to haunt me
sword mom: komaru u good
ultimate lesbian: No
Cermet Kin: i May have something to help!
ultimate lesbian: pls
ultimate lesbian: WLW SOUND OFF
boys r gross: here
sword mom: here
ultimate lesbian: YOU ARE ALL VALID AND UR ATTRACTION TO WOMEN DOES NOT MAKE U GROSS OR PREDATORY IN ANY WAY. I LOVE YOU.
cermetkin: thank you Komaru.
ultimate lesbians: we will one day rule the world
boss baby: i like ur thinking kid
baby shark: FUYO NO--
boss baby: i will help the lesbians rule the world. gay rights.
baby shark: What about me? :((
boss baby: youll be the first man to go.
baby shark: thats fair... :((
think emoji: i love..............byaukya........
doNUT: I COULD PUT GLASSES ON A COCONUT AND IT WOULD HAVE MORE PERSONALITY
lesbean: i would love to point out that hina sat straight up, warmed her hands up, then typed faster than i have ever seen her before
Hope more like help: Thats to be expected...
Im better than you: I can't say shes wrong.
famous bitch: hina,,, arent u n togami close friends.......
doNUT: Oh yeah! He's like one my best buddies. Whats it to you STD factory?
its weed: HOLY SHIT
money: IM CRYING
baseball SUCKS: HINA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
think emoji: hina hiro makoto byaukya and i: practically inseparable byaukya: breathes hina: Roasting Time.
loud dad: hina shaking hands with leon: hating sayaka
best boy: TAKA
its weed: TAKA MEMED
ultimate disappointment: Im so upset I almost missed this interaction
famous bitch: WHAT DID I DO TO ANY OF YOU
Hope more like help: Not me!!!
baseball SUCKS: Your coochie is so rank that the local fish market smells better sayaka. Thats what.
doNUT: That and you broke makoto's heart, and besides Chihiro, hes baby. You cant fucking do that. Whore.
think emoji: when we are all just the makoto protection squad
cryptid: no one hurts my best friend, thot
famous bitch: yall Bitter
famous bitch: we dated for like 6 months in middle school
think emoji: he still rly cared for u
ultimate disappointment: Hes my gfs brother and she loves him so Ill let Jill fuck you with her scissors.
lesbean: toko ur so cute...............
ultimate disappointment: Thank you, Queen Lesbian.
doNUT: IM KING LESBIAN!!!
id fuck a motorcycle: Youre a woman, isnt that the point?
doNUT: I. AM. KING!!!!
id fuck a motorcycle: Yes your majesty.
lesbean: my king, might i ask you for a dance?
doNUT: Of course my queen
best boy: thats so cute...............
money: im crying
hope more like help: I wanna dance with my gf and bf but I cant dance because I'm illiterate
think emoji: HDHASDJKHADSKLJD
im better than you: I feel in love the stupidest man here. how.
cryptid: makoto said dyslexia rights
id fuck a motorcycle: you love the smartest woman and stupidest man, yanno, for balance
its weed: equivalent exchange
xxxscenequeenxxx: @izuwu hi
izuwu: Was this all I was needed for
boys r gross: he speaks!
usless bi: Wow, didn't know it did that
sleeby: @izuwu ily :)
usless bi: WHAT THE FUCK
baby shark: My bro just got cucked..
boss baby: by his own brother too
princess: This is truly a shame
sleeby: guys i have a girlfriend
sleeby: SONIA IM UR GIRLFRIEND
princess: :0! Oh yes!
princess: Play mario kart with me. I want to be princess peach
sir-shits-a-lot: WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES THAT DESSERVE LOVE AND FOOD
sad and gay: boys r kinda cool.....
hongry: fuck off komeda
hamster-fucker: Both is even better
usless bi: Agreed
boss baby: @izuwu hey
princess: @izuwu !!!
izuwu: hello sonia
baby shark: @IZUWU HEY HEY THERE :DDD
usless bi: @izuwu sup
hongry: mission failed men
baby shark: DAMMIT
sleeby: we were trying to get u to ageing in conversation
baby shark: As long as someone loves me :,))
boss baby: ily
izuwu: Fools. It is neither.
sleeby: A CLUE
sleeby: SONIA WRITE THAT DOWN
princess: YES OF COURSE!
ultimate lesbian: :333
boys r gross: Komaru What Do You Know.
ultimate lesbian: :333333
izuwu: Makoto told you didn't he?
ultimate lesbian: :333
sword mom: fucking makoto
baby shark: PEKO KNOWS TOO :((
hamster-fucker: I am intrigued
sir-shits-a-lot: I ONLY KNOW TWO THINGS! RESPECTING WOMEN AND SHITTING!
izuwu: Id rather be engaged to my significant other
princess: ON IT ON IT
boys r gross: are you ever gonna tell us who this mystery person in
ultimate lesbian: :333 yeah izuru :33333
ultimate lesbian: :3333
baby shark: WHAT DOES KOMARU KNOW!?
ultimate lesbian: everything and nothing at the same time :3
sword mom: oh my god
think emoji: im going out to buy waffles does anyone want anything
hope more like help: Hot chocolate please, its cold..
doNUT: read my name...also get Sakura some tea?
think emoji: mukuro i have like $20
im better than you: Lube
money: OH GOD
ultimate disappointment; Lube as well
think emoji: @hope more like help
hope more like help: AHH
im better than you: Hes crying and now I'm flaccid. Look what you've done.
im better than you: Cancel the lube
hope more like help: MY GIRLFRIEND IS NOT GONNA BUY YOU LUBE SO YOU CAN FUCK MY SISTER
think emoji: bet
its weed: KIRIGIRI NO--
im better than you: I guess tight pussy runs in the family
ultimate disappointment: I suppose so
best boy: OH MY GOD
id fuck a motorcycle: I'm suddenly suicidal and only because now I'm imagining Makoto's mother with a tight puss.
cryptid: BAD. BAd. BAD. BAd.
baseball SUCKS: She passed on the tight pussy gene
doNUT: "Aw look at them! So cute." "I bet they have your tight puss dear." "Oh stop it!"
tits: the naegis might be tight. but are they pretty?
weeb: I've never been so turned off from women suddenly that I'm almsot gay
id fuck a motorcycle: Almsot
its weed: Almsot
hope more like help: Im gonna finally embrace despair because now I fully believe my mother's pussy was tight
doNUT: You did pop out of it Makoto
id fuck a motorcycle: And your dad came in it. Twice.
money: i cannot belive we are having this conversation
LoudDad: You're all grounded. Stop disrespecting tight puss like that
famous bitch: only twice?
baseball SUCKS: Sayaka you'd be lucky if a man came once
famous bitch: WELL DAMN OKAY
baseball SUCKS: You're the reverse uno card of sex. Instead of you faking it, it's now the men who do
tits: syaka and i are oppisites. i look and men cum. she looks and men go flaccid.
cryptid: shut the fuck up bitch
tits: uhm rude
doNUT: Junko you look like you cosplay a raggy slut who doesn't understand that highschool was 15 years ago and can't keep her vag wet so badly that mens cocks rub off if they go near you like medusa and her snakes are your pubes
tits: you know what. that was so good i cant refute it.
tits: mukuro kill her.
doNUT: YOU CANNOT KILL A QUEEN
money: all hail
ultimate disappointment: Im already dead inside
think emoji: i leave for ten minuets
think emoji: toko i got ur lube
im better than you: I'd like to request the lube again
ultimate disappointment: set it outside komaru's room
think emoji: and okay
lesbean: AOI JUST GAGGED
best boy: why are you all like this :(
Chapter 20: thats not rad bro (DR2)
Chapter by TalkingToShadows
why do most of these chapters end w someone saying gay rights.
ultimate lesbian: who the hell taught my girlfriend pussy jokes
sad and gay: :3 ultimate lesbian: fix. it.
sad and gay: nah
brat: He can't fix anything, I mean LOOK at his mental state!
sad and gay: .................................yeah
boss baby: mood
cermit kin: pussy is nice..
xxxscenequeenxxx: why is it all we ever talk abt is pussy
useless bi: I just was trying to eat a fucking sandwich guys, can I not have a moment to myself of peace?
princess: Why ever would you think that Hajime?
baby shark: I'm literally your best friend dude, did you expect normal?
boys are gross: im the closest any of you have to normal.
usless bi: Yeah..
sword mom: i just passed fuyuhiko in the gardens talking to his sister, he looked me dead in the eyes and shoved her off the bench
boss baby: i was asserting my dominance
boss baby: none of you nerds get to know i actually love my sister
useless bi: Thats how siblings work, right?
izuwu: yes. hajime is the one being shoved.
useless bi: BITCH YOU HAVE A TWINK VOICE WORSE THAN MINE, ILL SHOW YOU DOMINANCE
Useless bi: AHH
izuwu: Point proven
baby shark: Why did I actually hear him scream down the hall?
hongry: hajime i love you so much but youre a little bitch
useless bi: AW COME ON
izuwu: hah. faggot.
sad and gay: :( you scared him so bad he sat up and i hit my head
useless bi: My head fucking hurts now
izuwu: Is it because you're experiencing actual thought? Trust me it always hurts the first time
sleeby: W O W
baby shark: HAJIME FOUND DEAD IN MIAMI --
sad and gay: he layed down and mumbled "im giving into despair" look at what youve done
baby shark: BRO NO, DESPAIR ISNT RAD-
useless bi: well when you put it like that
hamster-fucker: This is the longest I've seen izuru talk and its to roast his own brother. I feel oddly satisfied
sleeby: izuru i love u please talk more
boys r gross: ^^ !!!!
princess: Boys have their own language. It's called stupid.
ultimate lesbian: UR SO RIGHT
izuwu: Too busy to talk, I'm actually going out
xxxscenequeenxxx: you're always busy!!! just chill and hang w us!!
boss baby: yeah we enjoy ur company dumbass
useless bi: Going out to shoot yourself because if so I'll join you
baby shark: BRO SUICIDE AINT RAD EITHER
useless bi: THEN WHAT IS FUCKING RAD SODA?
baby shark: Hanging with your bro..
princess: I wish I didn't have an education. Then I'd actually understand boys
sir-shits-a-lot: I HAVE TO DISAGREE MISS SONIA! SOME BOYS CAN BE SMART! LIKE ME! I UNDERSTAND A HEALTHY DIET REGIMIN AND TAKE THE HEALTHIEST SHITS YOU'VE EVER SEEN!
princess: You're an exception Nekomaru
useless bi: HES the exception?!
hongry: of course have you seen him
baby shark: Women are hard man..
Princess: Especially when they see other women! Not boys, then they're flaccid.
boys r gross: sonia i love you more everyday. gay rights
princess: Indeed, gay rights
cermit-kin: Gay rights!
brat: PUSSY HELL YEAH
money: im terrified
money: i saw mukuro walking to their dorm with starbucks, i asked them what they had, they said espresso so i said what else money: "thats it. its all espresso."
money: its a venti cup.
xxxSceneQueenxxx: hey @swordmom can u vibe check someone for me
swordmom: i have no idea what that means
useless bi: you failed Peko.
baby shark: PEKO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
princess: I am so sorry Peko. Your vibes have failed.
xxxSceneQueenxxx: all i wanted her to do was stab someone for me :(( and now shes gone :((
boss baby: she will live on in our memories forever
swordmom: IM RIGHT HERE?
sleeby: sometimes i still hear her voice
cermit kin: I can still see her!
brat: You fucking ruined it
boys r gross: hiyoko...
brat: NOT MY FAULT, ITS TRUE
hamster-fucker: What is happening today in this fuck shit place we call a groupchat
boss baby: hell as always
sir-shits-a-lot: IT IS A VERY GOOD CHAT TO COMMUNE WITH, PLUS I DO ENJOY THESE WEIRD NOT MAKING SENSE HA HA-S.
sleeby: nekomaru ur best boy
sad and gay: what am i...?
sad and gay :D
boss baby: soda just said hes on "meth and feta mine"
Baby shark: everything is worms
sword mom: What.
Baby shark: Fuyu’s haircut on a worm.
boys r gross: what
Useless bi: bro did you inhale too much fuel today..?
Brat: no but he may have inhaled “meth and feta mine”
xxxSceneQueenxxx: meth is for cowards! i only snort pure cocaine!
cermit-kin: that is not healthy!
Sir-shits-a-lot: IM SURE YOUR SHITS ARE VERY SHINY FROM THE WHITENESS IN THE COKE
xxxSceneQueenxxx: Thank you nekomaru!!
Hamster-fucker: my animals have very healthy diets that allow them proper digestion and good bowl movements
Sir-shits-a-lot: GOOD FOR THEM!!! KEEP IT UP GUNDAM!!
hongry: gundam ur baby
Hamster-fucker: Thank you.
ultimate lesbian: byakuya called me a crack addict to my FACE
sad and gay: SDAAJSDHSD
Baby shark: he’s very blunt
sleeby: hey hajime?
Useless bi: yes?
sleeby: u left komedas shirt u stole in my room
sad and gay: THATS WHERE IT WENT
Useless bi: SHIT GOTTA GO FAST
Baby shark: I just got ditched man..right in the middle of Mario kart
sleeby: i hope u lose
Princess: I hope you do moderate.
Baby shark: really?!
Princess: so you know your place :))
Baby shark: D :
boss baby: hasdkhasd
sleeby: KOMEDA HID UNDER MY BED SO WHEN HAJIME WENT TO GET THE SHIRT IT SCARED The FuCk OUT OF HIM
sleeby: ....theyre making out now
cryptid: remember my theory abt not sleeping for two weeks?
tits: how r not dead
cryptid; i wish i was
hope more like help: That is not safe
doNUT: Bro I wanna fuckn uhhhh eat till I die?
lesbean: HEY LETS NOT
doNUT: BABE PLEASE ITLL BE THE BEST WAY TO GO
im better than you: I can agree, that would be a satisfying way to go
lesbean: STOP THAT!
baseball SUCKS: Hear me out. Dying by eating BUT, its those dick gummies
id fuck a motorcycle: The gelatin cocks shall be my death
ultimate disappointment: I'll die drowning in pussy like a real woman.
think emoji: can any of you be normal for three seconds
hope more like help: I highly doubt it
best boy: :(
its weed: LOOK U MADE HIM SAD
think emoji: @hope more like help please stop muttering "im gonna eat worms"
Hope more like help: it’s a song!
think emoji BUT YOU JUSt KEEP SAYING ThE SAME PART
Hope more like help: I DUNNO THE RESTTT
I’m better than you: then look it up.
best boy: why did kazuichi just pm me asking me to photoshop his boyfriends hair on one of those fuzzy worm on a string
its weed: LMAO
doNUT: Theyre like us but somehow more openly crack addicts
money: good for them
money: if anyone in that class other than peko comes within a three foot radius of me i will stab them with my nails
LoudDad: if you guys were more openly anything it would be more openly gay
I’d fuck a motorcycle: TAKA?!
Weeb: I’m so taken aback that I broke my pencil
best boy: TAKA
doNUT: ah that sucks hifumi, did you mess up your anime tits then?
Weeb: well no but I— WAIT THAT IS NOT WHAT IM DRAWING
tits: are you sure abt that
its weed: UR PREGNANT?
think emoji: hiro WHAT
doNUT: oh my fucking god you piece of shit stoner HE HAS A PENIS
I’m better than you: You are all beyond help.
money: call me helpless harder daddy
Baseball SUCKS: this is where I come in ;))
doNUT: LEON WE UNDERSTAND YOURE VERY HORNY BUT JESUS THIS CHAT ISNT FOR YOUR DICK TO COME SLOBBING THROUGH THE MOMENT SOMEONE IS SEXUAL
lesbean: AOI CHILL FOR LIKE THREE SECONDS OH MY GOD
famous bitch: haha fuck u leon
Baseball SUCKS: no that’s fair
Baseball SUCKS: NOT WHEN ITS FROM THIS CHLAMYIDIA WHORE
doNUT: yeah fuck off you STD bitch only I can make fun of Leon for being a slut
famous bitch: :(
Hope more like help: I would defend you but your pussy looks like a moldy rug that someone threw in a swamp. Please get check at your doctors.
think emoji: MAKOTO NAEGI
famous bitch: i feel more attacked than i ever have
sleeby: KOMEDA DIDNT TAKE HIS MEDS SO HAJIME FUCKING BODY SLAMMED HIM
boss baby: true love
Useless bi: some might classify this as abuse, but this is just how you get him to do things
sad and gay: some ppl might classify that as abuse but no. thats just how you get me to do things.
Baby shark: They both fucking—
sleeby: THEY SAID THE SAME THING
boys r gross: jesus christ
Princess: I urge you to please never do that again!! :DD
hongry: i hate everything abt this chat
xxxSceneQueenxxx: anyone: h- hajime: body slams them
boss baby: once in middle school my parents got in a fight that escalated so far i ended up getting shot in the arm
boss baby: fuckin mint
hongry: f,,,fuyu are you okay....
boss baby: dont ask me that shit acting like you and almost everyone else here hasnt had a tramatic childhood
boys r gross: OKAY CALL US OUT
xxxSceneQueenxxx: fuckin mint
sword mom: WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS
usless bi: I CANT BREATHE
baby shark: Yo whats going on??
hongry: HAJIME AND KOMEDA WHERE TALKING AND FUCKING CUM HAIR GOES "male rights babie" (AN OBVIOUS JOKE) AND MAHIRU, WITH NO HESITATION WALKS UP AND DECKS HIM SO HARD HE FALLS OFF HIS CHAIR
sword mom: never have i been so intimidated
usless bi: HE DIDNT EVEN MEAN TO SAY IT BUT REFUSED TO BACK DOWN-- IM CRYING
brat: HAHAHA HES BLEEDING!
ultimate lesbian: love the fact that mahiru is usually very kind and if someone pisses her off she uses words but OF COURSE KOMEDA MAKES HER SNAP
princess: I too snap daily when he is near. However this is something I have longed to do. Pussy rights.
boys r gross: is it bad i dont feel bad...
useless bi: A LITTLE BIT YEAH
sir-shits-a-lot: DID YOU DO YOUR LEFT HOOK? IF SO, HES DEAD!
boys r gross: .......maybe
sir-shits-a-lot: HAHA! THAT TRAINING ALL PAID OFF! GOOD JOB MAHIRU!
boys r gross: :D
hongry: THATS WHOLESOME
baby shark: I went to the common room to check out everything and he's just laying on the floor... I asked him what happened and all he could say was "I fucked up." Did you knock sense into him Mahiru?
boys r gross: DID I?
useless bi: Maybe he wont need meds anymore!
sad and gay: doubtful
useless bi: HE LIVES
sad and gay: sadly
boss baby: jesus fuck
cermit-kin: I-I am so sorry! I was with Ibuki, I shall arrive soon to check on you!
sad and gay: im fine
cermit-kin: Not without a proper check up!
xxxSceneQueenxxx: see! hes fine! come cuddle ibuki!
cermit-kin: It shall only take a moment! Please be paitent!
cermit-kin: He shall be okay! Just might need some ice on his nose.
brat: Ice for the freezer he shall be buried in..
useless bi: WHAT?
boys r gross: WHAT
hamster-fucker: I thought hell was hot?
boss baby: hiyoko i like ur style
hasmter-fucker: I am taking my leave early, if any of you need me I'm in my room. If I am not, check the freezer as Hyoko may have killed me.
brat: I suddenly have many freezers to buy. One for each man in the world.
brat: But ice. Is cold.
sleeby: i leave for an hour
ultimate lesbian: bad idea we need an adult
sleeby: why me
useless bi: I'm weak Chiaki. I can't handle them without becoming one of them
izuwu: Like a faggot.
sad and gay: HAJIME DONT LOOSE HOPE
izuwu: I am now reading though all of this. Mahiru, thank you for your service.
boys r gross: its an honor mr kamakura sir
useless bi: WTF GUYS
hongry: LOVE THAT IZURU SPEAKS ONLY TO PRAISE THE LESBIANS
sir-shits-a-lot: HE IS A MAN OF FINE QUALITY!
sad and gay: her punch to my face really inspired some hope huh...
izuwu: Ily Nekmaru
sword mom: take a shot every time komeda says the h word
boss baby: wed be dead
baby shark: Mikan come back I think the punch did more damage than the med can fix...
sad and gay: no im usually like this
xxxSceneQueenxxx: shes not allowed to leave soz
xxxSceneQueenxxx: we snugglin!!!
ultimate lesbian: aww
brat: PUSSY RIGHTS
baby shark: Is that your way of saying shes...."occupied?"
brat: Pussy. Rights. Soda.
baby shark: You scare me Hiyoko..
brat: I should. You're freezer number 3
baby shark: FUYU HEEEELPPP SHES GONNA FREEZE MEEEE
hongry: PLEASE DONT NAME ALL THE MEN FREEZER NUMBERS
boss baby: that sucks
boss baby: me next please
brat: If you wish. Freezer 4
sword mom: HEY NO
brat: Peko I have Mahiru and she decked the little shit named Cum. Do you really wanna go against me on this?
boss baby: hiyokos coming for my wig
boys r gross: guess im the new peko ?????
boys r gross: WAIT IF IM PEKO I GET TO KNOW IZURUS SECRET
izuwu: Its that I like pineapples.
hongry: hey yeah btw why would u tell specifically peko and komaru...
xxxSceneQueen: thanks izuru
izuwu: My partner specifically told them, I just said they could. No bias from me.
sleeby: THATS WHAT I WANNA KNOW TOO LIKE IF ANYTHING HED TELL ME BC HE LOVES ME'
sleeby: I NEED TO KNOW
ultimate lesbian: when izuru is the best boyfriend in the world
sad and gay: male rights?
izuwu: Thank you.
boys r gross: ill-fuckin-do-it-again-goofy.png
useless bi: BABE STOP PLEASE SHE'LL KILL YOU, JUST ADMIT THAT YOU DIDNT MEAN TO BUT ENJOY THIS CHAOS
boys r gross: but chaos is fun
sword mom: yall give me a headache
cryptid: i wanna dog
cryptid: @hope more like help can we co-parent a dog
tit: what creature would willingly go near you
doNUT: Junko you're lucky any of US go near you
hope more like help: YESSS
cryptid: wait deadass?
money: MUKURO. MAKOTO. NO.
hope more like help: YEAH LETS DO IT
cryptid: also thank you lesbian king for defending me
doNUT: I AM THE LESBIAN KING
doNUT: WHERE IS MY QUEEN?
lesbean: i just saw mukuro grab makotos hand and run out of the doorm
doNUT: There she is, heart eyes
lesbean: i think theyre actually gonna get a dog
doNUT: Not the only bitch that'll be in the dorms... @famousbitch @tits
think emoji: oh dear god who let makoto go get a dog
tits: hey im a bitch and proud
im better than you: Who consented to letting makoto be MANIC?
best boy: doggy :DDDDD
id fuck a motorcycle: Baby no..
its weed: @Loud Dad
money: HIRO U SNITCH
LoudDad: MAKOTO NEAIGI YOU DID NOT JUST-
think emoji: sorry dad we tried to stop him
LoudDad; Bring the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life...
LoudDad: I LOVE HIM!! HE IS THE CLASS MASCOT NOW!!
best boy: :DDDDD doggy!!!!!!
id fuck a motorcycle: Oh here we go..
ultimate disappointment: Oh fucks sake I just wanna fuck makoto's sister in peace
hopemorelikehelp: his name is monodog hopes the third!
cryptid: mono for short
famous bitch: ew dog
doNUT: I WILL TAKE YOUR BITCH ASS PIG TAILS AND SHOVE THEM IN THE SINK DRAIN AND TURN ON THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL IF YOU EVER DISS MONO AGAIN YOU STANK BITCH
famous bitch: IM ALERGIC?
famous bitch: LEAVE ME ALONE
doNUT: DIE THEN
LoudDad: Children, please..
famous bitch: DAMN OKAY
hope more like help: Mukuro picked him up and said he looked like [REDACTED] and left
cryptid: hes mine now i love him
money: WAIT HE KINDA DOES --
im better than you: He indeed does not slobber so he is sufficient, as well as fluffy
baseball SUCKS: I suddenly want all my baseballs back...just for fetch with this angel
cryptid: if any of u tell the headmaster ur moms a hoe
think emoji: bold of you to assume i talk to my father
hope more like help: HE CAN ALREADY SIT HE'S SUCH A GOOD BOY
Weeb: I am not one for these affections, however he does make me smile
cryptid: makoto look at our son hes baby
Im better than you: Shall we take shifts on who's room he sleeps in, who changes food, water, takes walks, ect.?
lesbean: ITS A BERNESE MOUNTIAN DOG
lesbean: STOP THATS MY DREAM DOG BC THEY GET ABNORMALLY LARGE (LIKE ME)
doNUT: My queen is happy. Therefore Mono is now approved by the lesbian King as well. I enjoy only one male and it is Mono.
money: im a cat person but even im in wuv
LoudDad: HE LICKED ME! HAHA, THIS IS A GOOD SIGN FROM OUR MASCOT MONO!
id fuck a motorcycle: All I heard Chihiro do was squeak softly and go "Doggy rights."
best boy: DONT EXPOSE ME STOP
doNUT: I can fully support Doggy Rights.
hope more like help: THE KING APPROVES, DOGGY RIGHTS!
cryptid: makoto he looks so much like him im so soft
tits: u dont know how to feel love
ultimate disappointment: I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE - jill
its weed: thank you griffin mcelroy
Im better than you: At first I was concerned about your political stance, then I realized, you are simply an idiot.
ultimate disappointment: FUCK YOU YOU TURNED US GAY -jill
Im better than you: As did you for me. Bitches. (except Kyo)
think emoji: im the exception?
think emoji: bad choice
hope more like help: ANNOUNCEMENT, MONO IS TIRED. I AM TAKING HIM TO BED ALONG WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND. Mukuro you take shift in the morning.
LoudDad: GOODNIGHT MONO!
doNUT: Goodnight doggy rights
money: wait thats the first time ive seen mukuro smile --
boss baby: i go to speak and soda cuts me off and says "lesbian rehab--sorry" and then just DIDNT SAY ANTHING ELSE?
baby shark: SORRY
sword mom: soda? context?
baby shark: no...
boys r gross: ????????????
brat: He is now freezer number 1.
sad and gay: :(
sleeby: lets not forget the time hajime was complaining abt komeada not taking his meds and i asked if we where talking his lymphoma meds or mental ilnesses + dementia meds and he goes “im not worried about his lymphoma, that motherfuckers luck will keep him alive.”
boss baby: an icon
sad and gay: JSHSKDH
ultimate lesbian: WHAT THE FUCK
ultimate lesbian: CLASS 1 GOT A DOG?
xxxSceneQueenxxx: I WANNA DOGGY :(
sleeby: we should get a kitty :o!!
sleeby: @usless bi coparent a kitty w me!
useless bi: A cat? Well, sure. I've never had one before.
baby shark: I JUST WITNESSED A DEATH
useless bi: Ah hello Soda, what the fuck are you on about now?
sword mom: neither have i
boss baby: ^^ no pets in the yakuza
ultimate lesbian: thats so sad
baby shark: I DARED THE MONDO KID TO SEE WHO COULD CHANGE OIL THE FASTEST AND HE BROKE SHIT AND JUS DRANK THE OIL AS IT RAINED ON HIS FACE, HIS WHOLE CLASS IS LOOSING THEIR SHIT
brat: but did you win?
baby shark: YES BUT DOES THAT MATTER?
princess: Soda! :DDD
baby shark: yes miss sonia?
princess: shut the fuck up so we can get a kitty!
sad and gay: i had a dog once....
izuwu: I have a brother and he did indeed shit, piss, and cry, all the time. Still does.
useless bi: WHAT THE FUCK..
brat: Typical men...nasty.
sleeby: hajime and i are headed to the pet shelter!!! be back soon!!!
boys r gross: GL!!
sir-shits-a-lot: A DORM PET! HAHA! AMAZING! WE SHALL FEED IT PROPERLY AND I CAN MONITOR THE SHITS TO SEE IF IT DIGESTS WELL!
hongry: thank you nekomaru
brat: The one man who cares, I can be okay with this
boys r gross: one boy is good
sleeby: The Baby Has Been Aquired. off to buy supplies
sword mom: what breed?
sleeby: not sure, gundam will prolly know
hamster-fucker: pure bred Tonkinese, a fine breed of cat but semi rare and commonly mistaken for Siamese
useless bi: Shes baby
sleeby: than you for ur wisdom
boss baby: its so cute holy SHIT
boss baby: peko if anything bad ever happens to her kill everyone in the class including me and urself.
sword mom: yes sir
princess: I adore her!
hongry: FUYU NO
baby shark: Respect the mans decision Akane, it is better this way
sleeby: hajime and i have landed on the name Usami!
xxxSceneQueenxxx: G A S P CAT!!!
useless bi: Shes so soft..
boys r gross: Bring Her.
sleeby: on our way home!
Chapter 27: Boomer (DR2)
Chapter by TalkingToShadows
We have a lot more for DR2 than we do for DR1 so these next few chapters are all gonna be DR2!
sir-shits-a-lot: HAJIME IS A BOOMER!
useless bi: FUCKING, WHAT?
izuwu: haha, boomer
hongry: nekomaru ur the one who eats bran....
princess: Hajime, what a surprise! Thank you for telling us!
useless bi: WHAT IS FUCKING HAPPENING?
hamster-fucker: What Year Where You Born, Boomer?
baby shark: I have a feeling that none of these people know what boomer really means and think youre telling us something (besides Gundam)
useless bi: GUYS I AM THE SAME AGE AS YOU!
sad and gay: i cant belive im dating a boomer
cermet-kin: Not even medicine can fix that
xxxSceneQueenxxx: thats a lotta damage
sir-shits-a-lot: I WAS TAUGHT NEW WORDS AND HAJIME WAS COMPARED TO A BOOMER!
boss baby: sorry buddy, all boomers must be executed on sight
boss baby: peko you know what to do
useless bi: IM A BISEXUAL SWITCH. I HAVE NEVER MADE A CHOICE THAT IS BOOMER APPROVED
sword mom: Understood. Goodbye boomer
ultimate lesbian: haha dads a boomer
baby shark: Hold up, he does have a point on that one
boys r gross: all men are boomers
sir-shits-a-lot: ITS CUZ WE ARE DYNOMITE! AND TNT GOES, BOOM! VERY CLEVER MAHIRU!
hongry: nekomaru youre so fucking dumb
hongry: kiss me
Princess: I would like to announce to all the women here, that one gets to stay.
boys r gross: one (1) good man
cermet-kin: But is plan KILL ALL MEN, still happening?
baby shark: WE ARE RIGHT HERE??
brat: Shut up stupid boy, its girl talk you dont understand what were saying
ultimate lesbian: all we ever do is talk abt killing men
ultimate lesbian: iconic
brat: Theyre dumb and gross, they think we're typing in some other language
sword mom: Men bad. Eliminate. Pussy good.
boss baby: god i love you
sword mom: This is why I'll stow you in a small sack and keep you as the rest perish
boss baby: heart eyes
sword mom: Sh. Let me have my emotional support fuzzball
useless bi: NO ONE CONCEREND?
brat: Shut up number 2
boys r gross: fuyuhiko: taken also fuyu: flirts with peko
boss baby: holds up peko: i just think shes neat
izuwu: I will happily kill as many men as it takes for hajime to realize that he's a dumb boy
brat: ANOTHER MEMEBER!
sleeby: HE SPEAKS !!!
useless bi: IZURU YOU FUCK!
izuwu: You don't have to point out that I get laid and you dont
useless bi: IM GONNA COMBUST
izuwu: into a sock
baby shark: He...he killed em dude....Hajime is dead
useless bi: NO IM NOT
hongry: GUYS UR MAKING CHIAKI SAD
hongry: BE NICE!!!
brat: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brat: thank you.
baby shark: Only because you scare me. the same way a wasp scares me, tiny and could kill me
boys r gross: hiokyo baby please calm down
izuwu: Hajime is outside my door screaming profanities. Childish.
Princess: I did not know his vocabulary expanded that far into curse words...
sleeby: ur upseting usami and me
useless bi: Fine...
best boy: MONDO JUST CAME IN MY ROOM AND LOOKED AT ME FOR A MINUET AND WHEN I ASKED WHAT WAS WRONG HE GRUNTED OIL AND PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR
best boy: @LoudDad HELP?
hope more like help: SOMEONE GET MIKAN!
LoudDad: Rest in peace my son.
vbest boy: TAKA PLEASE
LoudDad: F for Mondo
its weed: TAKA HDHJKASDHS
weeb: WHO TAUGHT HIM THIS?!
money: taka get help youre the adult here
Im better than you: I'm afraid it was the internet
LoudDad: MIKAN IS ON THE WAY!
ultimate disappointment: Komaru saw her run in the hall and so she just goes"Threesome time."
tits: she better fucking not
doNUT: Mikan can get it, and thats a fucking royal decree ladies.
cryptid: YALL SHE HAS A GF
doNUT: So do we??
tits: doesnt mean u cant admire from a far
doNUT: LESBIAN ORGY, I AS THE KING COMMAND WE ALL FORM OUR OWN PUSSY CHAT AND DISCUSS DATES AND TIME
lesbean: hina it cant be a pussy chat im TRANS
hope more like help: DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND THAT MONDO IS PUKING OIL!?!?!
doNUT: Men can perish, sorry
think emoji: YOU REALLY CANT BE SERIOUS FOR THREE SECONDS?
best boy: :((((
ultimate disappointment: Back to REAL news, Hina, we indeed need the lesbian group chat for this specific purpose, of lesbianisim
money: yes yes pussy rights we understand. mondo is DYING
LoudDad: CHIHIRO, THIS MAY SOUND GROSS BUT YOUR BOYFRIEND HAS OIL LIKE BLOOD, THERE IS FUCKING OIL EVERYWHERE
best boy: THANKS TAKA I CAN SEE IT ALL OVER MY CARPET
its weed: what kinda oil
hope more like help: essential Hiro. FUCKING MOTOR OIL YOU ZUCINNI
cryptid: makoto you have to stop hanging around me
hope more like help: Its as mean as I can be....
LoudDad: THE PINK MACANIC HAS ARRIVED WITH NEWS! HE WAS DOING A BET WITH MONDO ON WHO COULD GIVE AN OIL CHANGE THE FASTEST, NEEDLESS TO SAY, MONDO DID NOT WIN!
think emoji: oh jesus christ
LoudDad: Pink machanic here, HE BROKE THE PIPE LINE AND JUST CHUGGED IT LIKE A MAN
money: chihiro is crying
money: im in hell. this is what hell feels like. you all are my personal hell.
tits: get use to it babey
hope more like help: HES OKAY EVERYONE! MIKAN MADE HIM THROW IT ALL UP, MONDO IS NO LONGER PART CAR!
best boy: MY CARPET....
lesbean: thank goodness
im better than you: It got on my new shoes. He shall no longer be safe.
hope more like help: PLEASE BABE HE JUST CAME BACK TO US-
id fuck a motorcycle: I lived bitch
Baby shark: Dude I don’t get why Gundam has to show off his sexuality...
Baby shark: Yeah! He’s the ultimate breeder.
hamster-fucker: I MAKE ANIMALS FUCK YOU DUMB HOMOSEXUAL
Useless bi: Soda...bruh......
hamster-fucker: IM ALSO ??? BI???
boss baby: souda jfc
Brat: HAHA THE DUMB BOY DIDNT EVEN REALIZE GUNDAM LIKES OTHER DUMB BOYS!!
Cermet kin: does this mean that Gundam is now attracted to Souda..?
hamster-fucker: souda is very much taken
boss baby: knife emoji
Princess: Polyamory exists but I’ll be here with my gamer girlfriend if any of you people want to eventually gain a brain cell
hamster-fucker: mikan we require your assistance
hamster-fucker: souda has hit himself twice on the same dresser
hamster-fucker: SOUDA ILL KILL YOU DONT YOU DARE
baby shark: MIKAN!!! GUNDAM HASNT TAKEN HIS MEDS!!
hamster-fucker: SHUT UP SHUT UP
cermet-kin: Gundam, this is unacceptable! You must keep yourself in good health!
hamster-fucker: MEDICINE IS POISON GOD MADE ME MENTALLY ILL TO HINDER MY ATTEMPTS IN KILLING HIM
cermet-kin: Oh dear, sounds like we need to up the dosage...
hamster-fucker: ME WANTING TO KILL GOD HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING AUTISTIC
hamster-fucker: ...i also dont have a ride to refill my perception
useless bi: I'll go get it...I'm already out anyway
brat: on a date with stupid boy..
hamster-fucker: you shall be the only mortal spared
useless bi: Just in Walgreens?
xxxSceneQueenxxx: Ibuki doesnt take meds, only meth
princess: I think the "meth" Mikan gives you is secretly medicine Ibuki...
cermet kin: Don't tell her!!!
cermet-kin: I-Its for your ADHD dear! You wouldn't take it otherwise!
sword mom: For....for two years...she...had no idea...
xxxSceneQueenxxx: oh! ok! :D
Useless bi: I'm back, your meds is in the common room Gundam
hamster-fucker: many thanks
hamster-fucker: komeadas neck is almost entirley purple abort mission
sword mom: I still am in utter shock that Mikan somehow convinced Ibuki to take her medicine for 2 years, and thought it was METH
xxxSceneQueenxxx: you forget how dumb i am :D
hongry: what the hell
sir-shits-a-lot: JUST LIKE I FOOLED YOU ALL BY SAYING THOSE COOKIES I BAKED THIS MORNING WEREN'T FILLED WITH LAXITIVES HAHA!
useless bi: Nekomaru...WE ALL SHARED THOSE!?
boys r gross: NEKOMARU WHAT
sir-shits-a-lot: I NOTICED NO ONE HAD BEEN GOING TO THE BATHROOM REGULARLY, I MEANT TO HELP!
ultimate lesbian: i,
brat: NEKOMARU MY TINY BODY, HOW MUCH DID YOU FUCKING USE!?
boss baby: ^^!!!
sad and gay: YOU FORGET HOW SMALL OUR CLASSMATES OUR
sir-shits-a-lot: I NOW REALIZE I MAY HAVE OVER ESTIMATED, I DEEPLY APLOGIZE
useless bi: All the sudden half of our entire class has filled the dorms bathrooms..the cries from this war fill the halls...
lesbean: who taught mono to wrestle
lesbean: of course
doNUT: Mukuro where have you been? Its cold outside my guy!
cryptid: w redacted
doNUT: Ohh! Stay safe, its cold out.
LoudDad: Be home by 12!
cryptid: he’s telling his class
tits: TELL US NOW
hope more like help: He's telling his class? Dang. you two are pretty serious then!
cryptid: @all if i tell u promise not to freak?
doNUT: We been knowing.
Hope more like help: Of course!!
Weeb: Don't care but continue.
Id fuck amotorcycle: Sure.
best boy: i promise :)
cryptid: it’s izuru. we’ve been dating since late summer
tits: I Z U R U
tits: MY IZURU?
tits: IM GONNA KILL YOU WHERE ARE U
doNUT: Bitch clearly he wasnt yours if hes been dating someone else
think emoji: knew it.
it’s weed: WOAH THAT GUY
it’s weed: isn’t he kinda scary
Hope more like help: I won't let you hurt them! They're happy Junko and you need to accept your sibling for that! Stop trying to control them like you have since you two where kids!! Did you know I was the first person to be nice to them? THE VERY FIRST! Get off your high horse! Let them be happy or I'll ban you from the chat and I'll ban you from their life!
im better than you: Holy shit makoto...
Weeb: Oh my god thats the most serious thing ive heard here..
cryptid: MAKO IM CRYING ILY
doNUT: I stand with Makoto! Fuck off fake tits!
tits: fucking shit
tits: i need a nap
LoudDad: What is your decision Junko. We're waiting.
Id fuck a motorcycle: But know if you fuck with one of us, you've got all of us.
cryptid: it genuinely means so much to me that you all care for me. i’ve never had a support system like that
best boy: we love u!
Ultimate dissapointment: We really do. But also all of us have pent up stress and would fight a bitch instantly
Im better than you: Makoto is engulfed in rage. He says if anyone hurts Mukuro hes going to fight. Im afraid my baby is a gremlin
think emoji: i’ve never seen him so protective
doNUT: Makoto being angry is a sign the world is ending
it’s weed: i didn’t know he could get that way
id fuck a motorcycle: Me either, Mukuro must be real special
boss baby: WELP
boss baby: we caught izuru w his partner
boys are gross: OH WOW
sleeby: BABY CAN I GUESS WHO IT IS
useless bi: What about my brother?
brat: WHATS THE TEA AND WHY DONT I KNOW
sleeby: SONIA IM PMING U MY GUESS
Izuwu: @all I know all of you are aware I am in a relationship. I'm finally admitting who it is.
Izuwu: It's Mukuro. I love them and I don't care if you all don't. We've been dating for a few months and it's serious. I thought you all should know.
sleeby: I KNEW IT!!
sleeby: IZURU MY LOVE WHY WOULD U HIDE RHAT FROM ME YALL R SO CUTE
sir-shits-a-lot: CONGRATULATIONS IZURU! I HOPE YOU TWO TAKE LONG AND HEALTHY SHITS FOREVER <33
useless bi: ...
useless bi: Congrats man.
boys r gross: hajime?
boss baby; u good?
useless bi: I'm okay. Turning off my phone for a bit.
izuwu: Oh no..
baby shark: Aw man, this means hes staying in his room too..
sleeby: you should talk to him zuru
Izuwu: soda, you have a spare key to his room right?
Baby shark: Yeah! Need it?
Izuwu: Yes please.
hope more like help: Junko I'll ban you from existence
Im better than you: Holy fuck-
doNUT: GO MOKOTO HOLY SHIT!!
tits: WHAT DID I DO NOW
money: makoto gone rouge
baseball sucks: I know we all here (most of us I mean) have had a crush on Mokoto but who else can raise their hand proudly and say they're very horny for him atm
Im better than you: Always
Id fuck a motorcycle; Yup.
doNUT: I like women but yes
cryptid: for sure
its weed: .................yes
[lesbean changed the chat name to "you all are so horny, god bless"]
LoudDad; LET US ALL REJOIYCE IN HORNINESS FOR MOKOTO!
weeb: Not me
LoudDad: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Id fuck a motorcycle: TAKA-
money: PLEASE STOP BEING HORNY FOR MAKOTO ON MAIN ILL KILL YOU
best boy: T A K A...........
hope more like help: No please be horny it helps my confidence
think emoji: makoto?
im better than you: What are you asking him about? People being horny for our boyfriend, what he said, or his existence?
think emoji: yeah
its weed: CAN WE GO BACK TO WHAT TAKA SAID
its weed: THE BITCH SNAPPED
money: mondo, chihiro and hiro all shaking hands: terrified when taka snaps
baseball sucks: Id say I'm horny for taka as well when we all know that im horny for everyone here but Sayaka, because even trash can have standards
famous bitch: I HAVENT BEEN ACTIVE ON HERE IN LIKE A WEEK GOD DAMN
ultimate lesbian: FUCK SORRY I WAS BUSY CONTRATZ ON COMING OUT IZUZU
ultimate lesbian: r there any updated on hajime
ultimate lesbian: also @xxxSceneQueenxxx toko is terrified by the fact we'll just sit togeter when no one else is around and quote videos to each other
boys r gross: ...komaru are u limping
ultimate lesbian: :3333
baby shark: Havent heard from my bro all day :((
sleeby: me either
sad and gay: same
hongry: thats concerning
princess: Should someone go check on them?
brat: I call not it
hamster-fucker: I believe it is best to leave them alone
boss baby: they have a lotta issues to sort out
sir-shits-a-lot: I WONDER IF THEY TOOK A BROTHERLY SHIT AND JUST HAVENT FINISHED! EVERYONE HAS ISSUES !
sword mom: Maybe we should check, something could have gone wrong
sleeby: lets give them another hour or so, if they arent back we'll send in komeada and mukuro
brat: I ease dropped a bit last night
baby shark: HYOKO!!!
boys are gross: disappointed but not surprised
brat: It started p calm and boring but there did sound like some fighting, then silence, more calm, fight, calm, calm,calm, idk got bored and left
sleeby: wow, helpful
sad and gay: honestly i think we should send chiaki in
sad and gay: they both love u + ur a good mediator
sleeby: :D <3
sad and gay: <3
sword mom: I second that
Baby shark: Go Chaiki!!!
sleeby: if im not back in an hour send peko
sir-shits-a-lot: YOU GOT IT CLASS PRESIDENT!
sad and gay: @sleeby ur hours almost up
sleeby: IM SAFE DONT SEND THE SWORD LESBIAN
sword mom: Darn.
Useless bi: Hey guys
Baby shark: HAJIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sad and gay: baby!
boss baby: sup dude
ultimate lesbian: hey daddy
brat: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU HAD ME-US, WORRIED!
princess: You scared her so bad she had feelings Hajime...
cermet-kin: W-Welcome back!
sir-shits-a-lot: BE LIKE ME AFTER EATING TACO BELL AND SPILL THE BEANS
hongry: nekomaru NO
izuwu: I will vomit.
boys r gross: hello izuru!
Princess: Please get to explaining you both! We were very concerned!
hamster fucker: nice to see you both back
Useless bi: Izuru and I had a very long talk about our feelings. From everything to the past as to now. We both recognize we did some pretty crappy stuff and ended up making things worse than they needed to be.
Izuwu: And we're going to try and be more open and brotherly to one another.
sleeby: im proud of you both
Izuwu: Don't worry, I'll still bully him
Brat: THANK FUCK, I thought I would be the only bitch in chat left
boys r gross: ;-;
Baby shark: Thats awesome you two, glad to see it
sword mom: As the classes honorary mother, I send my proudness in the form of this emoji <3
Izuwu: I've never felt more loved
Useless bi: HEART FUCKING EYES
boss baby; you got the peko heart. be proud or urselfs.
boss baby: soda be like repeats everything i say in a new york mob boss accent
baby shark: CUZ YOU'RE A MOB BOSS!
boss baby: I AINT THAT KINDA MOB BOSS
ultimate lesbian: ...hajime and izuru cant have three seconds of wholesome huh
sword mom: Can confirm that Fuyu used to talk like that from age 5-7 because he thought he would be cooler that way
baby shark: GET CALLED OUT FUYU
boss baby: PEKO ILL FIRE YOU
sword mom: No you wont, you love me
brat: In this chat its only the girls that last more than three seconds ;)))
cermet-kin: I HAVE FALLEN FROM EMBARRASSMENT-
brat: Of course you did
boss baby: fuck
boss baby: FINE ILL EXPOSE YOU FLIRTING W MY SISTER
sword mom: I'll kill you
xxxSceneQueenxxx: OH TEA?
sword mom: You're just upset that I'm gonna fuck your sister
baby shark: IM SUDDENLY SO AFRAID THIS RAW ENERGY COMING FROM PEKO SCARES ME
brat: Just like that raw fettuccine you ate because you thought it was chips
boss baby: WHEN SHE DOWNGRADES FROM U TO UR SISTER
boys r gross: **upgrade
boss baby: LISTEN HERE
sword mom: Sorry fuyu, but the only sword I'll ever deal with is my metal one
boss baby: WE USE TO DATE ????
useless bi: I'm killing myself tomorrow and I'm blaming you all
sad and gay: dont do that
sleeby: who else will body slam komeada
sword mom: Yes fuyu. We did. But I did not go lower than your belt. Because you were too short.
boss baby: WELL DAMN
Princess: Excuse my potty mouth but! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??
baby shark: HE LOOKED AT HIS PHONE AND SIGHED
hamster fucker: do not worry sonia. go back to playing with Jun-P, he enjoys it
boss baby: WHY IS IT BULLY THE YAKUZA NIGHT?
Princess: :0!! He's my favorite hold on!
Baby shark: Because you're and Italian mafia boss who let me eat his raw fettuccine and now I'm your devoted dumpster goblin
brat: Thats a wattpad fic
hongry: love how the kuzuyru clan could easily take us all down yet here we are, destroying fuyuhiko
boys r gross: DEVOTED DUMPSTER GOBLIN?
We just wanted to thank you all so much for the love on this fic! It stared as a random little role play in our discord server and after a while we decided that some of the things we say were way to buck wild not to share with people. I really didn't expect this to get as much attention as it dude. I'm genuinely so thankful for all the comment (some of you are more funny than we could be) and kudos! It makes me happy knowing that our fuckery is getting even a chuckle out of someone else.
Chapter 35: where to buy bibles (DR1)
Chapter by TalkingToShadows
will we ever stop making the dr1 cast so horny? maybe maybe not.
lesbean: "hey hina why do you let toko roast you but rarley ever roast her back?" "oh! cause shes my bitch!"
Ultimate disappointment: True
Hope more like help: ARENT YOU DATING MY SISTER?
Ultimate Disappointment: All is fair and love for that puss
I’m better than you: Sometimes I wish I handnt turned you gay
best boy: thanks toko very cool
Ultimate disappoint: SUCKS TO SUCK BY-COCK-U-YA
cryptid: U GO TOKO
I’d fuck a motorcycle: Not even Jill, it’s Toko
its weed: ...scary
LoudDad: Why is everyone taking after Hina all the sudden?
doNUT: You are all my bitches now
lesbean: hina youre my bitch
Weeb: But I have never once taken after you
doNUT: That’s because you’re not my bitch Hifumi, you’re just A bitch
doNUT: Don’t call me out our I’ll eat you out again @lesbean
Ultimate Disappointment: again is the best part of that sentence
Hope more like help: WHY IS EVERY WOMAN IN THIS CHAT SO HORNY
Baseball SUCKS: I feel like I’ve been left out and that really hurts me
doNUT: Yeah how dare you leave out the lesbians gay bitch Makoto!!
think emoji: im the only person here not horny on main
I’d fuck a motorcycle: No I don’t think I have. Chihiro I cannot day the same
best boy: ?
I’d fuck a motorcycle quoted: ”I just wanna get dicked down again.”
best boy: HEY
best boy: STOP I HAVE A REPUTATION
best boy: IM BABY!
its weed: :000
Hope more like help: I would like to personally get you all A FUCKING BIBLE
think emoji: they are beyond the point of help
I’m better than you: I’ve never seen such raw sexual energy in a text until I met Hina
cryptid: what is wrong with you all
Hope more like help: Where can I by bibles
Hope more like help: this isn’t google
best boy: i need like three please
best boy: on a completly unrealted note mondos tits are Huge and it makes me Gay
tits: hey it my job to have the big boobs
I’d fuck a motorcycle: Go my fan page Junko, I have bigger tits. My tits would crush your skull if you gave me the chance
doNUT: I dunno why but suddenly I wanna fuck ONE man and that is Mondo for saying that
best boy: F A N P A G E?
hope more like help: We all have one, the students who go to hopes peak get one
tits: no way u have one