Pidgey added Allurable, Shito, Sir Lancelot, DoorMatt, CoranicMechanic, Mullet, and Hunk-a-Love to SpaceFam™
Pidgey- Welcome SpaceFam™
Shito- Pidge, what is this?
Sir Lancelot- Aww, Space Dad™ doesn’t know what a group chat is
Shito- Lance, I know what a groupchat is, I just don’t see why it’s necessary
Allurable- I would like to know that as well
Pidgey-Well, I thought it’d be easier for communicating, and team bonding, if we had a chat we could easily access
Mullet- Why is my name Mullet? I didn’t pick this
CoranicMechanic- I think it’s quite fitting
Hunk-a-Love- I think we could do better
Sir Lancelot- Pidge didn’t give me time to make a better one
Mullet- You did this?!?
Sir Lancelot- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Pidgey- Who else would risk the wrath of Keith Kogane?
Shito- I mean, I would
Hunk-a-Love- That doesn’t count, you and Keith have that weird brother/mentor thing
CoranicMechanic- Yes, it is quite curious.
Allurable- Indeed, I’ve often pondered it. Would you care to explain why you two are so close?
Shito- Oh, Keith was my fiance’s charge in the Garrison Guardian program.
Mullet- Only after you recommended him for the job
Shito- I didn’t know who else would be able to put up with your stabby self
Mullet-Now I’m curious, who’s stabbed you more, Adam or me?
Pidgey- Wait, Adam Waller? As in, Matt’s friend Adam?
Shito- Yes, Matt actually introduced us
Hunk-a-Love- Wait, Shiro had a fiance?
Sir Lancelot-Does Shiro is gay?
Pidgey- I wonder if they were roommates
Sir Lancelot-Oh my god they were roommates
Shito- We were not roommates until a few months after we started dating
Mullet-Being in space made me realize how quiet it is without Adam
Shito- Did you just call Adam loud?
Mullet-Shiro, he was louder and more flamboyant than Lance
Sir Lancelot-Hey! I am not loud or flamboyant
Hunk-a-Love- Buddy, I hate to tell you this, but you’re kinda not quiet
Pidgey- I’ve seen you break glass because you thought you saw a spider
Allurable- Why did he hit the glass?
Pidgey- He didn’t. His scream was so high pitched that the glass shattered
Sir Lancelot-I came here to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked rn
Mullet-We’re not under attack?
Pidgey- Keith, honey, sweet little smol innocent bean filled with rage, do you not know what a vine or meme is?
Mullet-A vine is a plant, and a meme is…..I dunno
Sir Lancelot-Shiro, you have failed at raising Keith
Shito- In my defence, Adam was raising him, not me, we got him half feral
Sir Lancelot-What do you mean half feral?
Mullet-Shiro, if you’ve ever loved me, you won’t do this
Shito- My love for you is why I must
Pidgey- It is an older brother/guardian’s duty to embarrass their charge
Mullet-Pidge, I trusted you
Pidgey- That was your first mistake
Sir Lancelot-Hunk, do we have anything similar to popcorn?
Hunk-a-Love- I already made a batch, now hush
Mullet-I regret all my life choices
Shito- The story of how I met Keith is long and weird, so I’ll only tell you about the parts that will embarrass Keith most. I met Keith after he had been living alone in that old shack near the Garrison for at least a few years. He had gone into town for food, and saw a group of middle schoolers waiting for their turn in the simulator. He was curious, so he stayed to watch. None of the teachers noticed that he wasn’t one of theirs until after he did the simulator and passed with flying colors, then they all got angry and scared him off. He hijacked an official Garrison dune buggy, and tore out of the parking lot we were using with a surprising amount of skill. It was my car. I tracked it, got him to tell him his life’s story, got him into the garrison’s foster program, and recommend my fiance to foster him. Adam taught him not to stab random things when he was hungry, and I taught him how to dive off a cliff on hover bikes without dying
Sir Lancelot-Keith, I apologize for every rude thing I’ve ever said to you. None of this is your fault, it’s all Shiro’s
Mullet-Apology accepted. I’m glad someone finally sees my side of it
Pidgey- Poor little desert baby
Hunk-a-Love- For shame Shiro! And to think, I thought you were a good parental figure
Shito- In my defence, that wasn’t all I taught him
Mullet-He also taught me to burn water and sneak out of the house
Sir Lancelot-So like 90% of Keith’s delinquency can be traced to Shiro’s bad parenting?
Pidgey- Seems like it
Hunk-a-Love- Don’t worry Keith, we’ll teach you how to be civilized
Mullet-I’ve waited all my life for someone to say that
Shito- I hate this family