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The King's Game

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-6:36 pm
[Pepto-Bismol & 7 others joined SURGERY ON A GRAPE]

Pepto-Bismol: We really need to change that name

Scottyboy: why? reminds me of when we killed Mineta

Murderer: Grapefucker had it coming.

Factorygirl: He's not actually dead you know.

headphones: he should be.

THE Grapefucker:You do know I'm still in this chat right?

Murderer: Not for long bitch.

[Murderer removed THE Grapefucker from SURGERY ON A GRAPE]

Pepto-Bismol: Wow bakubro no chill

Murderer: He's just really fucking annoying, he treats the girls like shit.

Scottyboy: Y'ALL HEAR THAT! BAKUBRO DRINKS HIS RESPECT WOMEN JUICE!!!

Voltorb: FUCK YEAH HE DOES!

Pepto-Bismol: Anyway I was thinking of asking Aizawa if we can do a Game Night?

Factorygirl: Sounds like a great team bonding exercise!

headphones: yeah no, last time we all got in trouble because Deku detroit smashe d the roomba

All Might 2: electric boogaloo: Sorry about that, I didn't mean it It's just that I was trying to hit a fly on the floor and I missed.

All Might 2: electric boogaloo:I didn't calculate what would happen if I missed and the cost was too large.

All Might 2: electric boogaloo:Deku jr. was a young soul. I was kind, nice, caring, hard working, attentive to even a speck of dust.

Voltorb: dude your mumbling.

Murderer: Wrong your dumbass.

Voltorb: sorry that I'm not a grammar whore like you Bakugou

Murderer: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME!!!!????

Scottyboy:What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Pepto-Bismol: omg Sero why?

EXTREME!: That's awesome Sero, but please tell me did you type this of copypaste it?

Scottyboy: typing we die like men

EXTREME!: So manly ᕙ( T - T )ᕗ

Murderer: The fuck?

Factorygirl: I'm afraid that question doesn't make sense Bakugou-san, you have to add the Interrogative word to make your question, a question.

Murderer: I don't give a fuck ponytail, anyway fuck Eraserhead let's just play the game.

Pepto-Bismol: Ok, meat up at the living room! Bring everyone else too!

Voltorb: OKAY!!!!

[Pinky changed the chat name to KING'S GAME]

-7:02

[headphones & 13 others joined KINGS GAME]

headphones: OH FUCK

Voltorb: OH FUCK

Scottyboy: OH FUCK

ShadowtheHedgehog:OH FUCK

all might 2: electric boogaloo : OH FRICK

headphones: WHY THE FUCK IS MINA KING!!???

Pepto-Bismol: GET READY BITCHES SOME OF Y'ALL AIN'T LEAVING SINGLE OR VIRGINS!!!

LightingMcQueen: HOLD ON NOW THAT IS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE!!

Pepto-Bismol: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

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-7:03
Pepto-Bismol:the game works like this, each person gets a number (Koda will send them out) and I will give u a task for ur number.

Voltorb:so regular King's Game?

Pepto-Bismol: uh, nope u either do the task or tell ur crush u like them.

All Might 2:electric boogaloo: WHAT!!!!!!

Balloony: WHAT!!!!!!

headphones: WHAT!!!!!!

LightingMcQueen: ASHIDO MINA THIS IS HIGHLY UNBECOMING OF SOON TO BE PRO HEROES!! BESIDES WHAT IF YOU DON'T LIKE ANYONE HUH??? WHAT ABOUT THE PROSPECT THAT NOT EVERYONE MAY HARBOR FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE!!!?!???

Pepto-Bismol: pay me $45

Voltorb: most of us are broke High Schoolers why you do this to me?

Factory: I agree,this is highly inappropriate, please stop!

Pepto-Bismol: I. Don't. Care

Pepto-Bismol: Let's begin, 3 has to ask Aizawa....

Balloony: dear god

Pepto-Bismol: His kink.

[Minute of Silence]

Murderer: What the fuck!???

headphones: Oh my god!

Pepto-Bismol: Who is number three?

All Might 2:electric boogaloo: Me.....

Balloony: Deku no.

All Might 2:electric boogaloo: I have to.

[Direct Messages]

7:10 Uh, hi Aizawa Sensei...

7:10 Izuku this is Ms.Joke, he left his phone at my house what's up?

7:11 WHAT'S AIZAWA'S KINK!?

7:13 Ms.Joke?

7:14 OH MY GOD!!! Why do you wanna know?

7:14 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA, OH MY GOD, that's hilarious!! It's Cat Girls kiddo.

- 7:16

All Might 2:electric boogaloo: Cat Girls. Frick you mina

Pepto-Bismol: OH MY GOD!

Scotty: Holy mother of god!!

Voltorb: blinkingguymeme.jpg

Voltorb: excuse me what the fuck?

Pepto-Bismol: Everyone wear cat ears on monday next, 1 do a photoshoot in your underwear

Scotty: No need.

Scotty: photoshoot.jpg photoshoot(2).jpg

Pepto-Bismol:What. Ok. 8 drink 3 cups of hot sauce.

Half-Half Grill:l No.

ShadowTheHedgehog Would it even be spicy?

Half-Half Grill: No. I dunno.

Scotty: ???

Pepto-Bismol: You know what to do.

[Half-Half Grill leaves the chat]

ShadowTheHedgehogWhat now.

Pepto-Bismol: 6 sneak out without ant teachers noticing

LightingMcQueen: .......

Tailman: Holy crap he's actually getting up.

[Momo's Instant Messages]

7:18 Hi Yaoyorozu.

7:18 Yes, Todoroki what's going on?

7:20 Look, I get this weird feeling in my chest whenever I look at you and I guess I might have a crush on you.

7:24 Yaoyorozu?

7:24 it's jirou, yaomomo is busy combusting on my bed, i'll have you know she likes your butt, fancy hair lack of social skills. I'd know i'm her bff.

7:24 and i read her diary.

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[ 7-18]

Balloony: Iida-kun no! Just pay up.

Scotty: no! let himlearn to brak the rules!

Voltorb: Oh NO! BAKUBRO'S GONNA GET YOU!

Voltorb: GET REAADY FOR THE WR@TH OF THE GRAMMAR WHORE!!!

Murderer:SHUT UP SHITACHU! I'm not gonna do anything.

Scotty: 0o0

Balloony: 0o0

Pepto-Bismol: 0o0

[ LightningMcQueen changed their name to The Runner]

The Runner: For the occasion.

The Runner: For your information I am already past school grounds.

All Might 2: electric boogaloo: Wow that was fast.

All Might 2: electric boogaloo: Oh wait, that's your quirk.

headphones: how did you forget?

Pepto-Bismol: ooh! ur back tell me the deets.

headphones: what?

Pepto-Bismol: don't act dumb spill the tea.

The Runner: Please don't spill the tea it was made to be drank by humans not the carpet.

All Might 2: electric boogaloo: I bet Deku. Jr would've cleaned it up..

Pepto-Bismol: stop being so emo, anywho where's yaomomo hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

headphones: in my room doing what best friends do, look can you just get back to the game?

Pepto-Bismol: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Pepto-Bismol: fine, 9 be handcuffed with 14 for 24 hours

Mirror-Mirror: WHAT THAT'S FOR A WHOLE DAY!!!

Tailman: Including school!

Pepto-Bismol: I. Don't. Care!

Scotty: I LIKE IT!

headphones: no.

Pepto-Bismol: who are the unlucky two?

headphones: me.

Voltorb: me.

headphones: FUCK NO!

Pepto-Bismol: FUCK YES!

The Runner: Update: I'm hiding behind a pole, Mic is outside.

Factorygirl: Oh no, have you been caught?

Pepto-Bismol: ooooohh ur back!

Voltorb: BAKUBRO! wait.

[ Voltorb changed Murderer's name to GRAMMAR WHORE]

GRAMMAR WHORE: THAT WAS ONE FUCKING TIME PIKASHIT! AND WHY DOES HE HAVE ADMIN POWERS!?

All Might 2: electric boogaloo: Calm down Kachhan.

GRAMMAR WHORE: SHUT UP DICKU!

All Might 2: electric boogaloo: Dicku?

[ Shouto Todoroki joined KINGS GAME]

[ Shouto Todoroki changed their name to Katy Perry]

Katy Perry: What happened while I was gone?

Pepto-Bismol: Iida's a runaway vagabond

Katy Perry: What?

Factorygirl: Mina do you even know what that means?

Pepto-Bismol: NOPE! NExT 12 has to make us all breakfast tommorow.

All Might 2: electric boogaloo: That's not that bad.

Pepto-Bismol: no matter how bad it taste thou must eat it.

LAFAYETTE-LARGEBAGUETTE: Excuse me madam are you insulting thine cooking skills?

Pepto-Bismol: Oh my god this was a horrible decision

Balloony: Wow, really it's not as if it was like this the entire time.

Pepto-Bismol: 2 has to speak like Aoyama for the entire day, without laughing at anything.

Balloony: What thou whishes thy shall get.

Scotty: My name is Jafar, I come from afar, there's a bomb in my car, allah akabar.

Balloony: Thou shall halt in thy tracks.

Scotty: BAKUSQUAD LET'S GO! Hit or missus I guess thy never missus.

EXTREME: HUH~

Pepto-Bismol:thou hath a boyfriend I assume he never kiss the?

EXTREME: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Voltorb: We will go skkrt and hit the dab like Whiz Kah-lee-fee!

EXTREME: oooh

GRAMMAR WHORE: What the fuck?

The Runner: Mic is walking with Aizawa Sensei he seems to be searching for his phone.

All Might 2: electric boogaloo: Telll him it's with Ms. Joke.

The Runner: I now have.

The Runner: Oh no, he's spotted me.

GRAMMAR WHORE: No shit sherlock.

Pepto-Bismol:YOU BETTER RUN!

The Runner: He's stopped my quirk!

Katy Perry: Why are you running?

Scotty: Is- is that a meme or a question?

Katy Perry: Yes.

Balloony: fuck I can't do this

Pepto-Bismol: IT'S TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

The Runner: time for nothing, all of you to the lobby.

Pepto-Bismol: Oh shit.

Voltorb: Oh shit.

All Might 2: electric boogaloo:That's not that bad.

The Runner: Punishments and all.

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[ ANNOYING SHITSHOW ]

Batman: my students were playing King's Game.

PopcornHub: That sounds fun remember when we first played that?

The Jokester:You mean when you guys first met me, like saw not talked.

Batman: yep and they're getting hell for it.

The Jokester: Why?

Batman: they all wore cat ears to the lobby.

JIMMY BARNES: HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD, HOW DO THEY KNOW?

The Jokester: ...

Batman: i still have Iida's phone i'mma find out

[The Jokester left ANNOYING SHITSHOW]