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8:40 pm

 

Kise created the group chat the miracle gayng

 

Kise added Aomine

 

Kise added Kuroko

 

Kise added Midorima

 

Kise added Momoi

 

Kise added Akashi

 

Kise added Murasakibara

 

Kise: whats up homos

 

Midorima left the miracle gayng

 

Kise: MIDORIMACCHI NO

 

Kise added Midorima into the miracle gayng

 

Midorima left the miracle gayng

 

Kise added Midorima into the miracle gayng

 

Kise: COWARD

 

Kise: if you leave oNE MORE TIME,,,

 

Kuroko left the miracle gayng

 

Kise: NOT KUROKOCCHI TOO

 

Kise added Kuroko into the miracle gayng

 

Kise: kurokocchi i expected better from you!!

 

Kise: okay fr guys,,,,,

 

Midorima: what’s the point of this group

 

Kise: we’re the generation of mcfreaking miracles and we don’t have a group chat???

 

Kuroko: sorry new team who dis

 

Momoi: hi everyone!!

 

Kise: akdnsksj

 

Momoi: omg tetsu :(((

 

Kise: KUROKOCCHI i thought we all made up

 

Kise: over the winter cup

 

Kise: through mutual hardship

 

Kise: and friendly competition

 

Kuroko: the last time i felt hardship was in

 

Kuroko: hm

 

Kuroko: middle school

 

Aomine: damn that shade

 

Kise: what happened to u kurokocchi omfg :’((

 

Aomine: we broke him thats what

 

Murasakibara changed Kuroko to Salty Bitch

 

Salty Bitch: …okay two can play this game

 

Salty Bitch changed the group name to You Destroyed Basketball For Me

 

Aomine: wE SAID SORRY

 

Aomine: WE HAVE REFLECTED AND REPENTED

 

Salty Bitch: i didnt even know those words were in your vocabulary

 

Momoi: :(

 

Midorima: was this group created solely for the purpose of getting burned by kuroko

 

Momoi changed the group name to The Generation of Miracles

 

Salty Bitch: i cant go against the words of holy mother

 

Momoi: :)

 

Kise changed Momoi to Holy Mother

 

Aomine: can confirm shes a saint

 

Aomine: except in the kitchen

 

Holy Mother: dai-chan that was oNE TIME

 

Aomine: more like oNE HUNDRED TIMES

 

Kise: anyway guys!!!

 

Kise: i made this group so we can hang out again!!

 

Midorima: i refuse

 

Akashi: I think this is a great idea

 

Akashi: :-)

 

Kise: ,,,thanks for the approval akashicchi but that smile is ominous

 

Salty Bitch: who uses emojis with noses anymore

 

Aomine: tetsu do you have a death wish

 

Akashi: Reo suggested I use emojis to seem friendlier on text

 

Kise: yeah well,,,,

 

Salty Bitch changed Akashi to

 

Kise: ASKJDHALK

 

Salty Bitch: and i oop-

 

Midorima: did you just…

 

Aomine: OMFG

 

Salty Bitch: what its an emoji to seem friendlier

 

✂️: Tetsuya I can’t say I’m amused

 

✂️: :-|

 

Kise: ohhhhhh my god

 

Kise: rest in pepperonis kurokocchi

 

Salty Bitch: time to call reinforcements

 

Kise: oh worm??

 

Salty Bitch added Kagami into The Generation of Miracles

 

Kagami: what

 

Kagami: ????

 

Aomine: okay who brought the dumbass here

 

Kagami: first of all

 

Kagami: i didn’t ask to be here

 

Salty Bitch: kagami-kun back me up here

 

Kagami: what’s going on

 

Kagami: the last time you said that i had to drag your ass away from some gangsters you picked a fight with

 

Midorima: kuroko picked a fight with akashi this time

 

Kagami: oh hELL NAH

 

Kagami left The Generation of Miracles

 

Kise: askjcnxd

 

Salty Bitch added Kagami to The Generation of Miracles

 

Salty Bitch: you coward youre supposed to be my knight in shining armor

 

Kagami: look kuroko i love you and everything

 

Kagami: but not when the one going after me is akashi freaking seijuurou

 

✂️: Don’t worry Kagami, I have no intention of ‘going after’ anyone

 

Kagami: ….okay, saying that when your display name is THAT

 

Kagami: isn’t very reassuring

 

Kagami: i just had a traumatic flashback

 

Kise: oh asjkcnak i almost forgot about that

 

Aomine: the day kagami saw his eyes flashing before his life

 

Midorima: it’s the other way around, aomine

 

Salty Bitch: you colossal idiot

 

Kagami: look who’s the dumbass now

 

Kise changed Aomine to Dumbass

 

Dumbass: SPEAK TO YOURSELF

 

Kagami: HAHAHAHHA

 

Dumbass: i dont wanna be labelled dumbass by another dumbass

 

Murasakibara changed Kise to Dumbass #2

 

Dumbass #2: hEY

 

Dumbass #2: murasakibaracchi stop hiding

 

Midorima: maybe I should adopt his just reading and not replying tactic

 

Dumbass #2: you care too much to do that <3

 

Midorima: ew

 

Midorima: die

 

Dumbass #2: okay but why am i number two

 

Dumbass #2: if im labelled a dumbass anyway i should at least be the biggest dumbass

 

Dumbass #2: the top of the food chain

 

Dumbass: um because im the biggest dumbass around?

 

Kagami: do you guys even hear yourselves

 

Midorima: sometimes i wonder what it’s like to talk without thinking

 

Salty Bitch: youre only number two because no matter what you do kise-kun youll always just be a copy of the original

 

Kagami: WOW

 

Dumbass: shots FIRED

 

Dumbass #2: OK THAT WAS A LOW BLOW

 

Dumbass #2: at least im a PERFECT copy

 

Midorima: not sure that’s a sound argument

 

Murasakibara changed Dumbass #2 to Perfect Copy of Dumbass

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: STOP CHANGING PEOPLES NAMES

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: COME OUT YOU COWARD

 

Holy Mother: aw ki-chan

 

Holy Mother: at least in the end you managed to perfectly copy the guy you admired most

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: um yeah for his basketball skills

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: not for his dumbassery

 

Kagami: tru that

 

Dumbass: um hello

 

Dumbass: im still here????

 

Salty Bitch: didnt even notice

 

Dumbass: what did i do to deserve this

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: okay gUYS WERE GETTING OFF TOPIC HERE!!!

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: the whole point of this group chat

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: is to play ball together again!!

 

Salty Bitch: the only ball i wanna play is probably kagami’s

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: EWWWW KUROKOCCHI

 

Dumbass: UM OKAY TMI

 

Midorima: that was highly inappropriate, kuroko

 

Kagami: someone pls kill me

 

Salty Bitch: i can choke u if thats what youre into

 

Kagami: yes pls choke me

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: UMM

 

Salty Bitch: oh you poor innocent soul

 

Kagami: ???

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: GUYS I JUST WANTED TO INVITE YOU TO PLAY BASKETBALL THIS WEEKEND

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: WHY MUST IT BE SO HARD

 

Kagami: oooh yes count me in

 

Kagami: and kuroko

 

Salty Bitch: no

 

Kagami: you brought me into this mess

 

Kagami: the least you can do is come with me to play a few games

 

Dumbass: im in too

 

Holy Mother: im tagging along too!

 

Holy Mother: i can bring refreshments!

 

Dumbass: youre allowed to BRING but dont MAKE

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: thats rude aominecchi!!

 

Dumbass: hey im just thinking of your welfare

 

Holy Mother: okay FINE ill just get some on the way

 

✂️: I regret to say that I won’t be able to make it

 

✂️: The train ride would take too long

 

Murasakibara: same here

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: your first message on the chat and its to reject me

 

Holy Mother: aww thats alright you two!!

 

Holy Mother: maybe we can have another game during school break

 

✂️: Yes, that would be a better timing

 

Midorima: i accept your invitation, kise

 

Midorima: can takao come as well?

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: yes you can bring your boyfriend

 

Midorima: not my boyfriend

 

Midorima: he wrote, and i quote, “cant wait to beat all ya losers asses”

 

Dumbass: wow tell your boyfriend over my dead body

 

Midorima: again, NOT MY BOYFRIEND

 


 

10:02 pm

 

Kise created the group Operation Get Midorima A Boyfriend

 

Kise added Kuroko

 

Kise added Kagami

 

Kise added Aomine

 

Kise added Momoi

 

Kise: okay guys operation get midorima and takao together is on this weekend

 

Kagami: i thought theyre already dating???

 

Aomine: nah the sexual tension is thick tho

 

Kise: so heres my plan,,,

 

Aomine: lock them in a closet

 

Kise: aominecchi nO

 

Kise: why cant you be a little more romantic

 

Kise: i was thinking more like subtly nudging them to each other

 

Momoi: i dont think we should be meddling in midorima-kun and takao-kun’s business…

 

Kuroko: im with momoi-san

 

Kuroko: pretty sure takao got this

 

Kise: takao can afford to get a little help from us

 

Kise: midorima isnt the brightest crayon in the box when it comes to romance,,,

 

Aomine: plus the dude is tsundere af

 

Kuroko: i still think we should let them be

 

Kuroko: im out seeyanara

 

Kuroko left Operation Get Midorima A Boyfriend

 

Kagami: yeah im with kuroko here

 

Kagami: not bc hes my boyfriend or anything

 

Kagami: they just dont need the help

 

Kagami left Operation Get Midorima A Boyfriend

 

Kise: mmmmm

 

Aomine: hey at least satsuki is still here

 

Momoi: only because i dont trust you two alone

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7:05 am

 

The Generation of Miracles

 

Midorima: does anyone have black lipstick

 

 

9:11 am

 

The Generation of Miracles

 

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: black is so not your color

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: new game:

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: is midorima asking for his lucky item

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: or for his secret goth persona

 

Salty Bitch: goth

 

Kagami: goth

 

Murasakibara: goth

 

Holy Mother: lucky item

 

Holy Mother: also midorin i happen to have black lipstick

 

Midorima: thank you momoi-san

 

Midorima: you’re the only sane one around

 

Holy Mother: but you have to wear it to borrow it

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: SKSKJSDK

 

Midorima: i take it back

 

Midorima: i have no sane friends

 

Midorima: bye

 

 

9:20 am

 

Operation Get Midorima A Boyfriend

 

Kise: okay hoes the plan is in action

 

Momoi: there was a plan????

 

Kise: isnt there???

 

Momoi: no????

 

Kise: oh whoops forgot about that part

 

Kise: okay then hoes whats the plan

 

Momoi: the plan is,,

 

Momoi: we leave them alone

 

Kise: no!!!!

 

Momoi: ki-chan we should just let nature take its course

 

Kise: midorimacchi’s nature is to NOT get a boyfriend

 

Momoi: and takao-kun’s nature is to make midorima-kun his boyfriend

 

Kise: do you think if we keep teasing them about it

 

Kise: midorimacchi will realise his feelings

 

Momoi: ki-chan just let it go!

 

Momoi: have more faith in takao-kun!!!

 

Kise: i have faith in midorimacchi

 

Kise: to be the most dense and tsundere person alive

 

Momoi: i mean not wrong but,,

 

Momoi: you know my intel and analysis are not JUST for basketball skills

 

Kise: omg

 

Kise: momoicchi

 

Kise: are u suggesting that

 

Kise: you know something

 

Momoi: mmMMM

 

Kise: SPILL IT

 

Momoi: whoops gotta go uh,,

 

Momoi: wake dai-chan up

 

Momoi: bye!

 

Kise: MOMOICCHI GDI

 

 

 

9:41 am

 

The Generation of Miracles

 

Dumbass: ugh which dumbass decided basketball at 10 am on a saturday was a good idea

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: this dumbass

 

Dumbass: not very gucci of you

 

Holy Mother: come on dai-chan

 

Holy Mother: 10 is not even that early

 

Kagami: exactly??

 

Kagami: wait did you just wake up

 

Dumbass: um yeah??

 

Kagami: were meeting in 20 mins???

 

Dumbass: your point???

 

Dumbass: its a crime to wake up before 11 on weekends

 

Salty Bitch: wuss

 

Dumbass: its too early for diss hour tetsu

 

Salty Bitch: every hour is diss hour

 

Holy Mother: dai-chan you better get down in five

 

Holy Mother: you promised to help me carry the refreshments

 

Dumbass: i dont remember making that promise

 

Holy Mother: dai-chan

 

Dumbass: you have no proof

 

Dumbass: OKAY IM COMING DOWN

 

Dumbass: STOP SHOUTING

 

Dumbass: how did you even get in the house

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: i wish i have that much power to order aominecchi around

 

Dumbass: keep wishing

 

9:57 am

 

The Generation of Miracles

 

Midorima: i'll be late

 

Midorima: i’m on a run for my lucky item

 

Midorima added Takao

Takao: OMG SHIN-CHAN

 

Takao: ASKDJFKD

 

Takao: IM HONORED???

 

Takao: oh wait kagami is here too

 

Kagami: um what

 

Takao: im not the first vip

 

Takao: in the rainbow rangers

 

Takao: now im just Sad™

 

Kagami: i didnt even ask to be a vip here

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: skskdkdsk raiNBOW RANGERS

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass changed the group name to rainbow rangers

 

Takao: noice

 

Takao: ive made my mark here

 

Salty Bitch: now that takao is here

 

Takao: wait,,, whos the salty bitch

 

Kagami: kuroko

 

Takao: oh

 

Takao: yea that makes sense

 

Salty Bitch: what does that mean

 

Takao: you look like a salty bitch

 

Salty Bitch: ,,,

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: 911 i just witnessed a murder

 

Salty Bitch: ok im gonna ignore that for now bc i have an important question

 

Salty Bitch: does midorima have a secret goth persona that we should know about

 

Takao: sbjxbdhdk

 

Takao: yes

 

Takao: one time he even painted his nails black

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: midorimacchi wE BEEN KNEW

 

Salty Bitch: case closed

 

Holy Mother: omg midorin you should have let me do your nails :(

 

Midorima: TAKAO WE AGREED TO NEVER SPEAK OF THAT

 

Takao: ,,,,whoops

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: WAIT

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: I THOUGHT THAT WAS FAKE NEWS

 

Kagami: wtf,, midorima?? is actually goth????

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: SKSJDKSJ MIDORIMACCHI EXPLAIN???

 

Midorima: ,,,,no comment

 

Midorima: i added takao for efficiency sake

 

Midorima: and THIS happens

 

Murasakibara changed Midorima to actually goth

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: damn murasakibaracchi back at it again

 

Takao: svbcjxsn im SCREAMING

 

actually goth: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling attacked rn

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: MIDORIMACCHI KNOWS MEMES????

 

Kagami: and how to use it correctly???

 

Salty Bitch: this day just gets better and better

 

Takao: courtesy of yours truly

 

Takao: you used it perfectly shin-chan,,,, context and all,,,

 

Takao: im so prOUD

 

Takao: wipes single tear

 

Dumbass: look im in full support of midorimas secret goth and memelord sides but

 

actually goth: im noT EITHER OF THOSE

 

Dumbass: can you guys get off your phones

 

Dumbass: and do what wE CAME TO DO

 

Dumbass: BASKETBALL???

 

Salty Bitch: wow aomine-kun is right for once

 

Dumbass: IVE BEEN PLAYING ONE ON ZERO FOR 15 mins

 

Dumbass: GET UR ASSES HERE

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: okok aominecchi were coming!!!

 

Dumbass: FINALLY

 

Dumbass: dw midorima we can discuss goth again later

 

actually goth: NO WE DONT

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9:43 pm

rainbow rangers

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: guys pls save me

 

Dumbass: let me think about it

 

Salty Bitch: hm

 

Salty Bitch: how bout no

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: sdkjfdk rude!!!

 

Dumbass: yeets u to the sun

 

Takao: WDNEIDJKS

 

Takao: this is the literal embodiment of

 

Takao:

 

actually goth: i don’t think satan even wants him

 

✂️: You’re right, I don’t

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: oK FIRST OF ALL

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: THIS IS CYBER BULLYING

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: AND SECOND,,,

 

Kagami: did akashi just admit that hes satan

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: ^

 

Takao: he not wrong tho

 

Aomine: i mean,,,,

 

Salty Bitch: i dont see a problem there

 

Holy Mother: whats wrong ki-chan???

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: momocchi!!!!

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: everyone is being mean to me!!

 

Holy Mother: i mean,, nothing you dont deserve

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: wow

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: so this is how it feels like

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: to be stabbed in the back

 

Salty Bitch: something i know well bc of a certain group of people

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: ,,,

 

Dumbass: ,,

 

Takao: ????

 

Holy Mother: :(((

 

Kagami: ignore him

 

Kagami: hes just being salty

 

Salty Bitch: kagami-kun dont ruin my fun

 

Kagami: whatchu gonna do about it

 

Salty Bitch: ruin your fun in bed

 

Kagami: uM

 

Kagami: IDK WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT

 

Takao: i am LIVING

 

actually goth: please keep your fornication details to yourselves

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: idek what that word means but same

 

Takao: lmao shin-chan cant even write the word sex

 

actually goth: takao don’t be vulgar

 

Takao: TaKaO dOnT bE VuLGar

 

Holy Mother: anyway ki-chan i was referring to your first text

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: ,,oh yea!!!

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: listen to this,,,

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: i cant join the summer camp

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: OR play in any matches

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: if i fail the next exam!!

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: this is just unfair????

 

Dumbass: Big Mood

 

Kagami: ugh dont even talk to me about tests

 

actually goth: why do you guys even go to school

 

Salty Bitch: kagami you got 17 points for your last english test

 

Salty Bitch: we SHOULD talk about this

 

Kagami: DONT REMIND ME

 

Dumbass: wtf bakagami you lived in america???

 

Salty Bitch: kagami-kun’s stupidity transcends logic

 

Holy Mother: as if you can talk dai-chan

 

Holy Mother: you got 25 for the last test

 

Dumbass: SATSUKI DONT CALL ME OUT

 

Kagami: you were saying ahomine??

 

Dumbass: STFU AT LEAST IM 9 POINTS AHEAD OF YOU

 

Kagami: ITS 7 POINTS YOU DINGUS

 

actually goth: it’s 8 points you idiots this is basic math

 

Takao: skdjfkn shin-chan is SHAKING at this nonsense

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: weudhkjh

 

Salty Bitch: you two are ridiculous

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: whats the height of stupidity tbh

 

Murasakibara: 192 cm

 

Dumbass: thats my height

 

Dumbass: HOLD THE FUCK UP

 

Perfect Copy of Dumbass: AKJHAVDJH

 

Dumbass: GET BACK HERE YOU DAMN PURPLE GIANT

 

Dumbass changed Murasakibara to Purple Giant

 

Purple Giant changed Dumbass to height of stupidity

 

height of stupidity changed Purple Giant to Tinky Winky

 

Takao: OMF THIS IS GOLD

 

Takao: WAIT

 

Takao changed actually goth to Dipsy

 

Takao changed Perfect Copy of Dumbass to Laa-laa

 

Dipsy: takao no

 

Takao changed to Po

 

Takao: takao yES

 

Laa-laa: going against THE akashicchi

 

Takao: thats just how i roll

 

Salty Bitch: i like the way you roll

 

Kagami: you two have a death wish

 

Dipsy: jfc takao stop cackling

 

Laa-laa: wait are you guys together now

 

Laa-laa: how do u know hes cackling

 

Laa-laa: and how did takao know u were shaking like two mins ago

 

Takao: please

 

Takao: i dont even need to see him to know

 

Laa-laa: hmmMM very suspish

 

 

10:04 pm

Operation Get Midorima A Boyfriend  

 

Kise: theyRE TOGETHER

 

Aomine: theyre boning

 

Kise: ew

 

Momoi: ew

 

Momoi: dai-chan pls

 

 

10:05 pm

rainbow rangers

 

Po: What

 

Po: What is this in reference to?

 

Laa-laa: omg

 

Laa-laa: the akashicchi who knows everything

 

Laa-laa: doesnt know teletubbies???

 

height of stupidity: wow you have no childhood

 

Po: Yes, I actually didn’t

 

Po: Thank you for reminding me, Daiki

 

Kagami: you have lived up to your name, height of stupidity

 

Laa-laa: ksdjfksdf

 

height of stupidity: oh sh i t

 

Takao: ok but can i just say,,,

 

Takao: akashi doesnt sound as scary when his handle is just Po???

 

Po: Who, or what, is Po?

 

Holy Mother: its from a kids show about these colourful creatures!

 

Holy Mother: theyre adorable!!

 

Salty Bitch:

 

Salty Bitch: this

 

Takao: WKJFHKREJ

 

Dipsy: end me

 

Laa-laa: DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO PUT OUR FACES

 

Salty Bitch: yes

 

Kagami: kuroko thiS IS WHY YOU KEEP GETTING DRAGGED INTO FIGHTS

 

Kagami: UNNECESSARILY

 

Po: I… see…

 

Po: Thank you for the explanation, Satsuki

 

Po: And the visual aid, Tetsuya

 

Po: I suppose that does look friendly

 

Salty Bitch: not with your face it aint

 

Takao: ACKJFHDSB

 

Takao: kuroko is on FIRE

 

Kagami: im done saving your ass

 

Salty Bitch: are you REALLY done with my ass tho

 

Kagami: kuroko PLEASE STOP

 

Laa-laa: ndsfbck kEEP IT PG

 

Laa-laa: THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE

 

Salty Bitch: um,,,, whom tf

 

Laa-laa: me

 

Laa-laa: im baby

 

height of stupidity: i beg to disagree

 

Laa-laa: thEN BEG

 

Takao: if anyone here is baby

 

Takao: its shin-chan

 

Dipsy: excuse me

 

Salty Bitch: youre excused

 

Dipsy: okay thanks

 

Dipsy left rainbow rangers

 

Laa-laa: KUROKOCCHI DONT GIVE HIM THE PERMISSION

 

Laa-laa added Midorima

 

Laa-laa: anyhoo

 

Laa-laa: can anyone tutor me i will pay with my autograph

 

height of stupidity: no one wants your autograph???

 

Laa-laa: its not like youre qualified to tutor me????

 

Kagami: sick burn

 

height of stupidity: like you can talk, mr lost to me by 9 points

 

Midorima: for the last time IT’S 8 POINTS

 

height of stupidity: wait

 

height of stupidity: how come midorima’s name changed

 

Holy Mother: maybe bc he left the group??

 

height of stupidity: well then

 

height of stupidity left rainbow rangers

 

Takao: he could have literally,,,, changed his own name,,,

 

Kagami: wow is he really that dumb

 

Salty Bitch: unfortunately

 

Midorima: is no one going to add him back

 

Laa-laa: nope

 

Salty Bitch: no

 

Kagami: nah

 

Holy Mother: he deserved it

 

Midorima: why am i obligated to this torture of a group and he’s not

 

Laa-laa: aominecchi wont last long anyway

 

Salty Bitch: he has a severe case of fomo

 

 

10:46 pm

Private chat between Aomine and Kise  

 

Aomine: OK WHY ARE YOU NOT ADDING ME BACK IN

 

Aomine: I CAN PRACTICALLY HEAR YOU DISSING ME BEHIND MY BACK

 

 

10:47 pm

rainbow rangers  

 

Laa-laa: [screenshot_seeitoldyou.jpg]

 

Takao: awosdkrcnj at least hes sharp enough to know that were trash talking

 

 

Laa-laa added Aomine

 

Aomine: finally

 

Tinky Winky changed Aomine to Ahomine

 

Ahomine: THE FUCK DID I DO

 

Laa-laa: anywAY back to my quest to find a tutor

 

Laa-laa: ill even throw in a limited edition magazine with my autograph!!!!

 

Holy Mother: oooh i can help you with your studies ki-chan!!

 

Laa-laa: MOMOCCHI MY SAVIOUR

 

Laa-laa: truly the Holy Mother

 

Holy Mother: <333

 

Laa-laa: wait

 

Laa-laa: are you just gonna sell that magazine online

 

Holy Mother: omg i would never sell it???

 

Holy Mother: im gonna auction it off, sweetie, theres more profit that way :)

 

Laa-laa: I TRUSTED YOU

 

Takao: SDFHKDJF a true entrepreneur

 

Takao: in that case kise i can tutor you too

 

Midorima: takao your grades aren’t something to brag either

 

Takao: i mean at least my english is a lot better than 25 points

 

Ahomine: WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE GETTING JABBED

 

Laa-laa: tbh i dont rly need help in english??

 

Laa-laa: i just quote movie lines on the writing tests,, and surprisingly they work

 

Takao: oh wow same

 

Midorima: how did you guys even graduate middle school

 

Laa-laa: you tutored me?? remember??? with aominecchi and muracchi???

 

Midorima: ,,,oh right

 

Midorima: i blocked out those horrid memories from my head

 

Ahomine: fun times

 

Laa-laa: come on we werent THAT bad

 

Takao: HOLD UP

 

Takao: YOU HELPED THE THREE OF THEM

 

Takao: BUT YOU WONT HELP ME FOR THIS COMING TEST???

 

Midorima: their grades were ATROCIOUS you can’t even hold a candle to them

 

Midorima: besides i was asked by akashi

 

Takao: uMM @ AKASHI A LIL HELP??

 

Po: You named me Po. What makes you think I’ll help?

 

Takao: ,,,,

 

Takao: bc youre nice?

 

Po: No :-)

 

Takao: :’(