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Class 1-A Chatroom

2:30 pm

 

Iida: PLEASE, EVERYONE STUDY FOR THE TEST TOMORROW!! IF YOU NEED HELP, COME TO ME, YAOYOROZU, OR BAKUGOU!!

Bakugou: THE FUCK, FOUR EYES??? IM NOT HELPING THESE BASTARDS!!

Midoriya: Kacchan,, maybe not curse so much?.. m-most of us know you won’t help..

Bakugou: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU STUPID FUCKING DEKU?? WHATS WITH YOU AND BEING SO STUPID AND STUTTERING IN FUCKING TEXT, HAH??

Midoriya: K-KACCHAN!!

Iida: Both of you!! Please calm down!! Bakugou, you are one of the best students in our class, if a fellow student asks for help, please do help them!!

Bakugou: Tch.

Bakugou: Over my dead body.

Bakugou has gone offline

Mina: Awwwww, I’m SOOO gonna fail this test

Kirishima: I’m not risking it, Yaoyorozu, can I study with you?

Yaoyorozu: Oh of course Kirishima! Does anyone else wish to study? I can bring you all over to my house?

Sero: OHPLEASELETMECOME

Kaminari: Me too!!

Satou: Me as well?

Yaoyorozu: Ok! If anyone else wants to ask me if they can come over, speak to me in person! I will get everything ready for now!

Yaoyorozu has gone offline

Mineta has come online

Mineta: Kaminari!! Can you come over to me dorm reals quick?

Mineta: I need help with the, um, “situation.”

Kaminari: Ohhhh!! Sure dude, be there in a flash!!

Kaminari has gone offline

Mineta has gone offline

Mina: Ewieee

Jiro: Those fucking idiots..

 

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Mido: [mumbling]

Todo: “Midoriya. What are you doing?”

Mido: [mumbling ceases] “H-Huh??”

Todo: “You were mumbling nonsense.”

Mido: “I-I WAS!?”

Todo:

Todo: “Yes.”

 

Shin: “I’m not here to make friends.”

Todo: “Oh, ok.”

Shin: “What’s with that face?”

Todo: “What face?”

Shin: [gestures to own face with finger] “The face you are making?”

Todo: “Oh, that’s my normal expression.”

 

Baku: “I’LL KILL ALL OF YOU”

Kiri: “Not me though, right bro?”

Baku: “ESPECIALLY YOU SHITTY HAIR”

Kiri: “Wha— I’m too tired for this...”

Baku: “YOUR TIRED?? IM THE ONE DEALING WITH ALL OF THIS.”

Kiri:

Kiri: [mumbling] “You and your fucking ego...”

 

Koud: [whisper] “H-Hi Yaoyorozu,, I was wondering if you could help me stu-“

Koud: [sees spider] “AAAAAAAAAAAA—“

Koud: [throws lamp] “FREAKINGSPIDERSTRYINGTOEATMYEYES—“

Yao:

Yao: “Kouda... do you need assistance?”

Koud: “YESPLEASE”

 

 

 

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Mina: Let’s put the fork in the GARBAGE DISPOSAL!

Kaminari, Sero, and Mina: [Say Ding Ding repeatedly]

Bakugou: Ew

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Monoma: OH WOW, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? A READER, COMING TO READ ALLLL ABOUT CLASS 1B!?

Kirishima: Actually, dude, they came to read about some rando situations the author wrote, who is trying to be, you know, more canon!

Monoma:

Monoma: I CANT BELIEVE THE AUTHOR’S STANDARDS ARE SO LOW THAT THE READERS HAVE TO JUST READ THIS SINGLE CHAPTER TO GET A TASTE OF CLASS 1B!!

Kirishima: That’s not really-

Monoma: THE AUTHOR COULD NEVER CAPTURE THE GREATNESS OF THIS CLASS ANYHOW! HAHAH, IF ONLY THEY WERE BETTER AT WRITIN-!

knock out

Kendou: Sorry about that, just go on to a different work.

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Tomura: Do you ever just- get the urge to kill.

Bakugou:

Bakugou: No.

Bakugou: Get some help.

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Midoriya: When you wish upon a star~?

Bakugou: Nothing fucking happens.

Midoriya:

Todoroki: Actually, Life just decides to be a jerk and kick you right in the-

Midoriya: T-TODOROKI!!