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Iida Tenya has made a new group chat!

Iida Tenya has added 19 people to the group chat!

 Aizawa Shouta has left the group chat!

 

Shoji Mezou: I mean

Shoji Mezou: I wouldn’t blame him

Todoroki Shouto: True

Todoroki Shouto: that being said

 

Todoroki Shouto has left the group chat!

Bakugou Katsuki has left the group chat!

Iida Tenya has added Todoroki Shouto and Bakugou Katsuki to the group chat!

 

Ashido Mina: stay bakugouuuuu

Kaminari Denki: stayyyyy

Sero Hanta: stayyyyyyyy

Jirou Kyouka: how did you get my number??

Iida Tenya: WE EACH TRADED OUR NUMBERS WITH ONE ANOTHER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR

Bakugou Katsuki: I didn’t give any of you extras my number

Iida Tenya: I KNOW

Iida Tenya: I GOT IT FROM KIRISHIMA

Kirishima Eijirou: you weren’t supposed to say that

Bakugou Katsuki: remind me to never trust you with anything ever again

Kirishima Eijirou: bakubro noo

Bakugou Katsuki: don’t call me that

Hagakure Tooru: why make a group chat?

Hagakure Tooru: not that I’m against it or anything!!

Hagakure Tooru: but we see each other in class everyday

Asui Tsuyu: and we live together

Iida Tenya: I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GREAT WAY TO RETAIN CONTACT WHEN WE WEREN’T TOGETHER!

Iida Tenya: PLUS, IT’S A GREAT WAY FOR US TO COMMUNICATE WITH KOUDA!

Kouda Kouji: thank you  (^ ^)b

Uraraka Ochako: I think it’s a great idea!

Midoriya Izuku: me too!!

Ojiro Mashirao: of course the Deku squad would agree

Todoroki Shouto: the Deku suad?

Ojiro Mashirao: it’s like the Bakusquad

Ojiro Mashirao: but with deku

Satou Rikidou: i thought Todoroki was in it?

Todoroki Shouto: I am?

Yaoyorozu Momo: he is?

Tokoyami Fumikage: he seems more like a lone ranger type

Todoroki Shouto: Is

Todoroki Shouto: Is that a bad thing?

Aoyama Yuga: of course not monsieur~

Iida Tenya: OH, I THOUGHT WE WERE MISSING ONE, BUT AOYAMA IS INDEED PRESENT IN THIS GROUP CHAT

Kaminari Denki: I forgot sparkle boy existed for a moment there

Aoyama Yuga: wow merci

Kouda Kouji: Aren’t we missing someone else?

Ashido Mina: no

Asui Tsuyu: no

Uraraka Ochako: no

Jirou Kyouka: no

Yaoyorozu Momo: no

Midoriya Izuku: no

Kirishima Eijirou: no

Bakugou Katsuki: no

Uraraka Ochako: ooh, Bakugou joined in!!

Todoroki Shouto: I'm shook

Midoriya Izuku: wHo taught him that

Bakugou Katsuki: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS SURPRISED

 

Bakugou Katsuki has left the group chat!

 

Hagakure Tooru: awww

Todoroki Shouto: .. was it me?

Midoriya Izuku: no it wasn't Todoroki!!

Yaoyorozu Momo: it's fine, we all know how Bakugou is

 

Kirishima Eijirou has added Bakugou Katsuki to the group chat!

 

Kirishima Eijirou: I'll just add you back every time

Bakugou Katsuki: you can't keep it up forever

Kirishima Eijirou: you know by now that I have a lot of stamina

Ashido Mina: aHEM

Kaminari Denki: aHem

Sero Hanta: aHeM 

Satou Rikidou: aNyways

Satou Rikidou: Aoyama, your first name is Yuga?

Aoyama Yuga: ah, oui~

Shoji Mezou: what?

Aoyama Yuga: Yes~

Satou Rikidou: huh

Satou Rikidou: I thought it would sound more

Satou Rididou: french

 

Aoyama Yuga changed their name to étincelant!

 

étincelant: better now?

Satou Rikidou: that's not what I meant but

Satou Rikidou: nice

Ashido Mina: what the heck is that

Ashido Mina: a language we understand please

Ashido Mina: also

 

Ashido Mina changed their name to alien queen!  

Asui Tsuyu changed their name to kermit the frog!

 

Iida Tenya: I ASSUME WE ARE ALL CHANGING OUR USERNAMES

Iida Tenya: THEN I WILL MODIFY MY OWN AS WELL

 

Iida Tenya changed their name to Class Rep!

Uraraka Ochako changed their name to gucci garbage can!

Ojiro Mashirao changed their name to Ojiro!

Kaminari Denki changed their name to detective pikachu!

Kirishima Eijirou changed their to softboi!

Kouda Kouji change their name to snow white!

Satou Rikidou  changed their name to  candy crush !

Shoji Mezou  changed their name to  one man show !

Jirou Kyouka  changed their name to radiohead!

Sero Hanta  changed their name to  flex tape !

Fumikage Tokoyami  changed their name to birdbox extra!

Todoroki Shouto  changed their name to Shouto!

Hagakure Tooru changed their name to can't touch this!

Bakugou Katsuki changed their name to King Explosion Murder!

Midoriya Izuku  changed their name to Deku!

Yaoyorozu Momo  changed their name to glorified 3D printer!

 

glorified 3D printer: okay

glorified 3D printer: some of these names we can keep

can't touch this: Iida, Ojiro, Tokoyami, Todoroki, and Bakugou !!

can’t touch this: change your names !!

King Explosion Murder: WHY DO I HAVE TO CHANGE MY MINE?!

King Explosion Murder: LOOK AT ROUND FACE

gucci garbage can: gucci garbage can

can’t touch this: nevermind, you can keep yours!

gucci garbage can: but if you think of a better name, could you change it?

King Explosion Murder: No

gucci garbage can: ah, it was worth a shot

King Explosion Murder: coming from you, there was not shot at all

birdbox extra: my username doesn’t confirm to your liking?

can’t touch this: I haven’t seen the movie yet

can’t touch this: spoilers !

alien queen: it came a long time ago??

one man show: it’s never too late for spoilers

Class Rep: I BELIEVE MY USERNAME EASILY ALLOWS OTHERS TO RECOGNIZE ME

kermit the frog: but Yaoyorozu is also a class rep

radiohead: she’s technically vice president

radiohead: but yeah

Ojiro: Let’s just change it guys

detective pikachu: wait Iida, check your messages

Class Rep: WHY?

detective pikachu: i sent a good username

detective pikachu: just change it

detective pikachu: nvm, i see you in the common area, give me your phone

 

Ojiro changed their name to jwbfjd!

Class Rep changed their name to SANIC

birdbox extra changed their to 3am lofi!

Shouto changed their name to icy hot!

King Explosion Murder changed their name to Lord Explosion Murder

 

SANIC: WHY SANIC

softboi: i mean

softboi: we should’ve expected that

snow white: It suits Iida well

candy crush: Bakugou didn’t change his

Lord Explosion Murder: what the fuck are you talking about

Lord Explosion Murder: I changed it

softboi: I’ll change it for him later guys

Lord Explosion Murder: Touch my phone and I’ll kill you

Lord Explosion Murder: and YOU

Lord Explosion Murder: WHY ARE YOU USING THAT NAME

3am lofi: ?

jwbfjd: me?

icy hot: Me?

jwbfjd: ohh you mean Todoroki

jwbfjd: and I can't think of anything

icy hot: Me neither

alien queen: cOme on guyss

alien queen: you guys can't think of oNe nickname???

Deku: Todoroki, pass me your phone!

3am lofi: so my username is adequate?

radiohead: lofi is good, yeah

flex tape: and sanic is better than class rep so

SANIC: THANKS

detective pikachu: excuse me I came up with the name

 

jwbfjd changed their name to help me please!

icy hot  changed their name to elsa but not really!

 

elsa but not really: and how is this better than the last?

Deku: I tried!!!

Lord Explosion Murder: it's shit

Deku: elsa is a fucking great kacchan

can't touch this: gASP

can't touch this: cover your ears yaoyorozu

glorified 3D printer: I know what swear words are ! ! !

 

help me please changed their name to please help i can't think of a name!

 

snow white: ummm

snow white: how about

snow white: nvm, I don't have anything either  (._. )

 

please help i can't think of a name has changed their name to karate tailman!

 

karate tailman: this is the best I've got

karate tailman: I'm keeping this

karate tailman: please

étincelant: it’s perfect~

softboi: yeah, it’s fine, don’t worry!

Lord Explosion Murder: great, now that that’s down

Lord Explosion Murder: can everyone SHUT UP and GO TO SLEEP

SANIC: ACK

SANIC: I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT OUR CURFEW!

SANIC: EVERYBODY, PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR DEVICES AND HEAD BACK TO YOUR ROOMS!

kermit the frog: goodnight everyone!!

gucci garbage can: night night Tsuyu!

étincelant: bonne nuit~

alien queen: night y’all

flex tape: *night ya’ll

detective pikachu: *night yall

karate tailman: Night guys

softboi: see ya guys!

snow white: (^ ^)  goodnight!

candy crush: later

one man show: don’t let the bed bugs die

3am lofi: don’t die in your sleep

Deku: that’s a no for me

Deku: but goodnight everyone!!

elsa but not really: Night

can't touch this: nighty night !!

radiohead: lmao

radiohead: i’m out (not really tho, i gotta finish some work)

SANIC: FINISH QUICKLY SO THAT YOU MAY GET ENOUGH REST FOR TOMORROW!

SANIC: I WISH YOU ALL A GOOD SLEEP!

glorified 3D printer: See you all tomorrow ! !

softboi: ..

softboi: bakugouuu?

Lord Explosion Murder: what

softboi: Bakugouuuuu?

Lord Explosion Murder: No

softboi: aw cmon, Bakugou! 

Lord Explosion Murder: shut up and go to sleep

Lord Explosion Murder: gnight or whatever

 

Several people are typing . . .

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detective pikachu has named the group chat The yeeeeeeeeeet Squad!

 

SANIC: WHY YEET

detective pikachu: why not

SANIC: UNDERSTANDABLE, HAVE A GREAT DAY

alien queen: lmao

Deku: wHo’s been teaching them this

 

3am lofi changed their name to wake me up inside!

 

wake me up inside: I feel like this is better suited to my taste

radiohead: but

radiohead: but lo-fi

wake me up inside: maybe another day

alien queen: ngl I was surprised when his first username didn’t scream

alien queen: you know

alien queen: darkness

karate tailman: at least he could think of a name

karate tailman: i’m literally the most generic guy here 

gucci garbage can: That’s not true!

karate tailman: even my room is bland

gucci garbage can: it’s still a nice room!

flex tape: why is nobody questioning Uraraka’s choice of a username

flex tape: it makes no sense

gucci garbage can: hA like you make any sense when you open your mouth >xP

flex tape: Iida kick her out of the group chat

gucci garbage can: wait nO

SANIC: THIS IS A NO SWEARING GROUP CHAT, MEANT FOR FUN CONVERSATION BETWEEN OUR PEERS

SANIC: ANY FORM OF HATE OR ANYTHING INAPPROPRIATE WILL RESULT IN YOU GETTING BANNED

étincelant: qu’est-ce que le fuck

alien queen: shit

kermit the frog: ribbit ribbit fuck

gucci garbage can: Hagakure looks stupid

detective pikachu: (but you can’t even ses her)

gucci garbage can: (that’s the point)

softboi: asshole

flex tape: crap

snow white:  Σ(･口･)

candy crush: bitch

one man show: hell

wake me up inside: motherfucker

radiohead: (running out of words)

Lord Explosion Murder: then just insult someone

Lord Explosion Murder: you’re full of shit deku

Deku: you’re full of yourself, kacchan!

elsa but not really: heck

glorified 3D printer: heck

SANIC: YOU’RE ALL BANNED

SANIC: THIS GROUPCHAT ENDS HERE

detective pikachu: Iida nooo

detective pikachu: forgive usss

SANIC: NO

SANIC: YOU'RE ALL GETTING REMOVED

snow white: but can I stay?

karate tailman: me too?

SANIC: YES

flex tape: uNfair

SANIC: KOUDA, OJIRO, KAMINARI, AND HAGAKURE CAN STAY

one man show: Kaminari isn't banned but Deku is

one man show: the world turned upside down

Lord Explosion Murder: might as well delete this dumb groupchat while you're at it four eyes

can’t touch this: bye guys!

can’t touch this: Iida, SEND THEM OUT

wake me up inside: the will of causality does not bend to your will, Hagakure

SANIC: GLADLY

wake me up inside: wait no

radiohead: yaoyorozu, do something

glorified 3D printer: (but I swore too!)

radiohead: (but you're also the vice representative)

flex tape: you can't let Iida do this to us

Deku: we're sorry Iida

Deku: No more fighting from us

Lord Explosion Murder: shut the fuck up deku

Deku: no more fighting from us except kacchan

Lord Explosion Murder: hurry up and ban me, four eyes

elsa but not really: banning him would be beneficial

Lord Explosion Murder: wanna say that again you stupid canadian flag?

glorified 3D printer: ..

glorified 3D printer: did he just say that

alien queen: oN a completely inrelated note

alien queen: did you hear

alien queen: there’s another zodiac sign

étincelant: lies

alien queen: no it’s truee

alien queen: ophiuchus or something

kermit the frog: kero why would they do that

kermit the frog: i mean

kermit the frog: ribbit why would they do that

SANIC: I, TOO, FIND SUCH A CHANGE DISPLEASING

detective pikachu: (ever heard of caps lock)

SANIC: (MY PHONE IS BROKEN, AFFECTING MANY FUNCTIONAL ASPECTS)

SANIC: (THE KEYBOARD IS ONE OF THEM)

detective pikacuh: (oh)

gucci garbage can: so now there’s 13 zodiac signs?

karate tailman: but there’s only 12 months

softboi: why are zodiacs a thing again?

alien queen: apparently they’re based on the constellations

alien queen: but there’s 13 constellations

alien queen: so 3000 years ago or whatever, when they made the zodiacs, they ditched the 13th constellation

alien queen: but now they added it backkk

alien queen: and it SUCKS

snow white: Ashido really knows her stuff

flex tape: she’s only smart when it comes to irrelevant things

alien queen: fite me

alien queen: I will seriously take you on

flex tape: I think I’m good

candy crush: so does this mean all our signs have changed?

elsa but not really: I think so, I just checked mine

elsa but not really: I use to be a capricorn, and now I’m a sagittarius

wake me up inside: I refuse to accept this new reality

wake me up inside: no matter what opposition may face me, I will always remain a scorpio

one man show: I don't think anyone here is the new zodiac

radiohead: but now we're all switched

SANIC: MINE DIDN'T CHANGE

SANIC: I AM STILL A LEO

alien queen: wtf you're so luckyyy!!

alien: I don't wanna be a stupid capricornnnn

karate tailman: same, I don't want to be a taurus

elsa but not really: Um

Lord Explosion Murder: I'm a taurus, monkey man

karate tailman: ah, sorry!

glorifed 3D printer: (monkey man?)

Deku: (there's been worse)

can't touch this: (clearly)

Deku: Petition to stick to the original 12 zodiacs, say me

étincelant: me

alien queen: me

kermit the frog: me

gucci garbage can: me

SANIC: ME

karate tailman: me

detective pikachu: me

softboi: me

snow white: me  (･ω･)b

candy crush: me

one man show: me

radiohead: me

flex tape: me

wake me up inside: me

elsa but not really: me

can't touch this: me!

Lord Explosion Murder: whatever, I don't really care what we use, me

glorified 3D printer: me !

alien queen: ophiuschus can go screw themselves

kermit the frog: isn't that offensive to those who have that sign now?

detective pikachu: we just signed a petition to never use it, so like

SANIC: AND I BELIEVE THAT NONE OF US ARE THIS NEW ZODIAC

karate tailman: but what about those in the other classes? or the teachers?

Lord Explosion Murder: are they in this groupchat?

karate tailman: well

Lord Explosion Murder: exactly

Lord Explosion Murder: we can shit talk those bastards all we want

gucci garbage can: that's mean, Bakugou!

gucci garbage can: they're all our friends too!

Lord Explosion Murder: whatever

Deku: do you guys read those horoscope posts online that talk about each zodiac?

glorified 3D printer: ohhh, I love those!

snow white: but they're usually inaccurate  ( 〃．．)

one man show: really?

one man show: they're fine for me

candy crush: well, everyone's different, right?

softboi: everything I read about libra's aren't manly at all! 

candy crush: unless you want to use the new signs, you're stuck with it

can't touch this: I'm fine with mine too

wake me up inside: why are we talking about this in the first place

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Deku: GUYS GUYS

Deku: THIS JUST HAPPENED

Deku: DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW THERE’S A FOUNTAIN OUTSIDE THE MALL

Lord Explosion Murder: no one cares

gucci garbage can: shhhhh

candy crush: shhhhh

glorified 3D printer: If Midoriya is using all caps, then it must be important

SANIC: I AGREE WITH THAT

Deku: SO SHOUJI JUST BOUGHT SOME FOOD, AND TOKOYAMI ASKED FOR SOME

Deku: THEN SHOUJI POINTS AT THIS SIGN NEARBY THAT SAYS “don’t feed the birds”

radiohead: I

radiohead: I DON’T EVEN

flex tape: you’ve just witnessed a masterpiece

softboi: I refused to believe that actually happened

can’t touch this: I’m heading over to the fountain right now

elsa but not really: I don’t suggest coming over

alien queen: aHhhhhhh, Todoroki is over there already??!

alien queen: of course Midoriya and Todoroki would be in the same place 

Deku: dfhaehl

SANIC: EVERYBODY, REGROUP AT THE FOUNTAIN MIDORIYA HAS SPOKEN OF

elsa but not really: I really don't suggest coming over here

étincelent: ohhhhhhhh~?

kermit the frog: why not?

elsa but not really: let's just say

elsa but not really: Shouji and Dark Shadow aren't on good terms at the moment

detective pikachu: that

detective pikachu: that makes me want to come over there even more

SANIC: LET'S GO

karate tailman: even Iida is on board

snow white: I'm heading over there now!

Lord Explosion Murder: you guys take so long

Lord Explosion Murder: I’m already here

glorified 3D printer: ah, if only we all had speed such as Iida’s

SANIC: I BELIEVE ALL YOUR QUIRKS ARE UNIQUE AND PERFECTLY SUITED TO WHO YOU ARE

étincelent: merci, merci~

gucci garbage can: making my way downtown

alien queen: walking fast

kermit the frog: faces past

karate tailman: and i’m homebound

SANIC: NANANA NANANA NAAAAA

detective pikachu: (i’m dEad)

softboi: NANANA NANANA NAAAAA

snow white: and I need you

radiohead: and I miss you

flex tape: and now I wonderrrrrrrrrr

elsa but not really: if i could fall into the sky

alien queen: (aHhHh there goes my heart, i’m dead too kami)

Lord Explosion Murder: how long does it take to walk across a fucking mall

can’t tough this: it’s mY tUrN hOld Up

can’t touch this: do you think time would pass me by?

can’t touch this: okay, continue

Lord Explosion Murder: you guys walk so slow, hurry up

Lord Explosion Murder: unless you wanna miss the octopus here get his ass handed to him

glorified 3D printer: wait a minute

glorified 3D printer: they're fighting?

Lord Explosion Murder: .

Deku: .

Lord Explosion Murder: deku answer the stupid question

Deku: .

Deku: maybe?

étincelent: maybee?

Deku: maybe they're fighting?

kermit the frog: oh would you look at that, my feet are moving faster now

alien queen: gUys stop running we all look suspicious now

karate tailman: you're running too??

alien queen: do I

alien queen: look like I care

alien queen: you probably can't see my face with your small ass eyes but no I don't care

karate tailman: well, it was nice knowing you all

alien queen: nOooo Ojiro I'm sorryyyy

candy crush: almost there now, I see

candy crush: oh

candy crush: ohhh

snow white: what?

snow white: Σ(T□T) ohhh

can't touch this: uhhhh guysss

can't touch this: what do we do if we have a Dark Shadow trying to drown Shoji in the fountain

Lord Explosion Murder: my bets are on the shadow

karate tailman: I don't think we're supposed to bet on who lives or dies

gucci garbage can: lol Tokoyami is just sitting on the edge of the fountain while Dark Shadow and Shouji fight

SANIC: WAIT

SANIC: ARE THEY USING THEIR QUIRKS IN PUBLIC

SANIC: JUST BECAUSE WE RECEIVED OUR PROVISIONAL LICENSES AS OF RECENTLY, DOES NOT MEAN WE MAY USE IT AS WE PLEASE

SANIC: THEY ONLY GRANT US PERMISSION TO USE OUR QUIRKS FOR HEROIC PURPOSES

wake me up inside: allowing Dark Shadow to annihilate the Tentacle Hero, Tentacole, IS for a heroic purpose

SANIC: ...

SANIC: SENSEI WON'T BE HAPPY

wake me up inside: ...

wake me up inside: ...

wake me up inside: the Tentacle Hero, Tentacole, shall live to see another day

elsa but not really: I don't know, he looks dead to me

wake me up inside: what

Deku: we just witnessed a murder

wake me up inside: I guess I better run then

wake me up inside: meet you guys back at the dorm

alien queen: is he just leaving like that

étincelent: ah, maybe it's because of the security guards heading our way~

kermit the frog: ribbit

kermit the frog: oh, I have some business I need to, better get jumpin to it

detective pikachu: oh good I'm not the last one to arrive at the dorms

candy crush: the last one to arrive is

candy crush: Iida

radiohead: he stayed back to talk and clear up everything with security 

SANIC: IT'S CALLED BEING RESPONSIBLE

SANIC: NOT THAT YOU GUYS WOULD KNOW

flex tape: the time has come to ban Iida

elsa but not really: but he's the admin of the groupchat, so you can't

flex tape: well shit

one man show: heelp

karate tailman: hE LiVeS

elsa but not really: not for long

snow white: (・∧‐)ゞ what do you mean?

glorified 3D printer: well, not to worry Tokoyami and Shouji, and maybe everyone else, but

 

glorified 3D printer has added Aizawa Shouta to the group chat!

 

Aizawa Shouta: You're all dead

can't touch this: everyone scram !

Aizawa Shouta: Detention for a week, all of you

Aizawa Shouta: If you miss one day, that another week of detention

 

Aizawa Shouta has left the group chat!

 

one man show: ...

wake me up inside: ...

wake me up inside: truly, I am the one to blame for this

one man show: sorry everyone

alien queen: everyone, let’s all paint Tokoyami’s room with bright ass colours

wake me up inside: hisSssss

gucci garbage can: and them for shouji’s room we can

gucci garbage can: uh

gucci garbage can: do something!! that I won’t say out loud until we decided what to do!!

detective pikachu: I bet it’s fine guys, sensei won’t follow up on the detention thing

karate tailman: quick question, did anyone actually get anything at the mall or did we just waste time

softboi: ...

snow white: ( ._.)

candy crush: ...

radiohead: i think it’s the latter

one man show: does food count

one man show: because if so then yes

Deku: let’s say it doesn’t count this time

one man show: then nevermind 

Lord Explosion Murder: I got some stuff

elsa but not really: me too

can’t touch this: oh, bakugou bought something?

can’t touch this: what did you get bakugou?

Lord Explosion Murder: none of your damn business

can’t touch this: ahhh, you can never get anything outta bakugouu

glorified 3D printer: what about you, Todoroki?

elsa but not really: oh

elsa but not really: I got

elsa but not really: nevermind

étincelent: ohoho, keeping secrets~?

kermit the frog: maybe it’s present for midoriya

alien queen: maybe it’s a little something something for midoriya ;3

Deku: stOp it

SANIC: I THINK THAT’S ENOUGH OF USING OUR ELECTRONIC DEVICES FOR A DAY

one man show: okay

one man show: so hypothetically

one man show: what would you guys do if Ashido bought everyone onesies 

gucci garbage can: how can she afford all of that first off all

gucci garbage can: and second gimme

alien queen: >:3

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detective pikachu: do you ever just walk into class and think

detective pikachu: why am I here

karate tailman: yes

candy crush: I don't think anyone wants to go to class

radiohead: my idiot-radar is going off

radiohead: kaminari's about to do or say something stupid

detective pikachu: I'm offended

one man show: but not denying it

detective pikachu: well

detective pikachu: you guys know how there's a quiz for english tomorrow

wake me up inside: I send my condolences to the Stun Gun Hero, Chargebolt

snow white: rest in peace, Kaminari! (ノ^o^)ノ

detective pikachu: I didn't even say anything yet

étincelent: mon ami, we already know~

alien queen: just say it anyways

detective pikachu: okay

detective pikachu: the quiz

detective piakchu: so about it

elsa but not really: you didn't study for it?

detective pikachu: yeah

detective pikachu: so basically I didn't

detective pikachu: oh

gucci garbage can: here comes Iida!!

SANIC: KAMINARI, YOU ARE BANNED FROM GAME NIGHT

kermit the frog: ribbit woah

kermit the frog: that’s going far, even for someone like Iida

flex tape: if I said that Kaminari is now crying on the floor because he can’t come to game night, what would you guys say??

Lord Explosion Murder: weak

glorified 3D printer: go study

softboi: yay more meat for me

detective pikachu: I tHoUghT wE wErE fRiEnDs gUyS

Deku: you can really feel the love in this conversation

can’t touch this: I’m gonna say what we’re all thinking

can’t touch this: KAMI, GO STUDY

gucci garbage can: YEAH!

gucci garbage can: there’s enough time that if you study now, you’ll get at least a 60 percent!

karate tailman: a 60 percent isn’t that good though

gucci garbage can: at 60 percent is totally good Kaminari!!

étincelent: I cannot relate, since I shine through all my tests

alien queen: shut it, captainsparklez

detective pikachu: NO

detective pikachu: STUDYING CAN GO DIE IN A HOLE

radiohead: you know what else is gonna being dying in a hole if you don’t study?

radiohead: your hero career

Lord Explosion Murder: nice

radiohead: thanks

snow white: Are you having trouble studying, Kaminari? (ﾟヘﾟ)

detective pikachu: no

detective pikachu: I just don’t like studying

one man show: I say we let him fail

wake me up inside: agreed

Deku: gUys

Deku: we can’t just let him fail and not to anything to helpp

flex tape: yes we can

elsa but not really: agreed

gucci garbage can: todoroki nO

SANIC: PERHAPS IF YAOYOROZU OR I WERE TO OFFER SOME HELP?

detective pikachu: no, I can study just fine, it’s just

detective pikachu: I get distracted easily and stuff??

detective pikachu: like

detective pikachu: a fucking butterfly will fly past my window and boom

detective pikachu: no studying for the next 10 minutes

alien queen: hmmm

alien queen: OOOH GREAT IDEA COMING UP

flex tape: mentally bracing myself guys

alien queen: what if we had like

alien queen: a STUDY GROUP

detective pikachu: huh?

karate tailman: I thought those things only existed in tv shows

candy crush: me too

kermit the frog: at my other school, I would study with a friend a lot, but never in a big group

softboi hey, a study group sounds like fun

softboi: with all of us studying together, we can help each other out!

Lord Explosion Murder: you didn’t study either, did you shitty hair

softboi: shhhh

one man show: are we sure studying in a group will help Kaminari, or just end up distracting him even more?

SANIC: HMM

SANIC: WHAT DO YOU THINK, VICE REPRESENTATIVE?

gloried 3D printer: while I can perceive a few negatives to studying in a group as opposed to studying alone, the pros outweigh the cons in the end

radiohead: don’t be fooled, she just wants to try out the study idea too

glorified 3D printer: well, yes !! but !! also for the sake of helping Kaminari !!

Deku: it sounds like a great idea Ashido!

Deku: but it’s up to you if you want it to happen Kaminari

can’t touch this: yeah, say the word and we won’r go through with it!

detective pikachu: you

detective pikachu: you guys are okay with this? like, you guys wanna do it too?

Lord Explosion Murder: no

gucci garbage can: I will strangle you

Lord Explosion Murder: it was a joke

snow white: Of course we want to, Kaminari! ⊂(・ヮ・⊂)

wake me up inside: isn’t it gourmet night as well?

kermit the frog: oh, yeah, Satou’s sweets and Momo’s tea

étincelent: Satou, mon ami, did you make any sweets?

candy crush: yeah, I was gonna bring them around just now

can’t touch this: AHH, and Yaoyorozu!! didn’t you go to the store the other day to buy some more tea ?

glorified 3D printer: ah, yes, I did !

alien queen: AND WE CAN WEAR THE ONESIES I BOUGHT LAST WEEK WITH TODOROKI’S DAD’S CREDIT CARD!!

elsa but not really: you weren’t suppose to mention that last part

alien queen: (just ignore it)

Deku: so what do you say Kaminari?

flex tape: he’s crying on the floor again

flex tape: but he says sure, if everyone else wants to!

wake me up inside: I have a strong feeling we will be returning to our dorms very late

softboi: Bakugou, I will drag you down here myself

Lord Explosion Murder: fucking chill, I’ll be there in a sec

SANIC: DON’T FORGET YOUR BOOKS EVERYONE

SANIC: AND WHERE WILL WE BE MEETING UP?

glorified 3D printer: the common area; there’s enough room for all of us, plus refreshments and seating

alien queen: THE ONESIES, DON’T FORGET THE ONESIES

karate tailman: studying is more important than onesies

karate tailman: I’ll meet you guys downstairs

detective pikachu: ..

detective pikachu: thanks, guys

alien queen: <33

Chapter Text

kermit the frog: kero

kermit the frog: wait I mean

kermit the frog: ribbit

kermit the frog: who is that yelling

wake me up inside: yes, who is the soul who is about to feel the wrath of hell itself

wake me up inside: salvation will not await them

radiohead: death to them

wake me up inside: yes

softboi: guess

karate tailman: bakugou?

softboi: correct

Deku: I think kacchan woke up everyone in the dorm

Deku: the group chat says everyone’s online

gucci garbage can: but it sounds like there are 2 voices

softboi: correct

can’t touch this: so who’s the other person?

softboi: guess

Deku: I deduce that it’s Kouda!

softboi: correct

detective pikachu: all I hear is screaming, how did you guys that??

Deku: well, based on the most likely candidates on who would compete against kacchan for something like this, Kouda is very far from the top of the list

Deku: but it wouldn’t be unbelievable if Kouda was the second party, considering his quirk and his training

Deku: but even so, I had to deduce who it was by removing those currently in this conversation and by listening carefully to the second voice

Deku: kacchan’s voice was hard to tune out, but after years of being around him I learned a few things

flex tape: *slow clapping*

candy crush: sorry kaminari, we have a new detective

detective pikachu: hisssss

can’t touch this: but it’s Kouda screaming??

can’t touch this: why is Kouda and Bakugou screaming

softboi: theyre having a competition on who can scream the longest

softboi: Im too tired for this

softboi: goodnight

alien queen: KIRI, GO CALM BAKUGOU DOWN

softboi: zzzzzzzz

alien queen: >:O

SANIC: IT WOULD SEEM IT IS UP TO US TO RESOLVE THIS SITUATION

SANIC: EVERYONE, I SHALL ALERT AIZAWA-SENSEI OF THIS INCIDENT, AND HAVE A STERN TALK WITH OUR CLASSMATES ABOUT INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOUR IN THE DORMS

gucci garbage can: .

gucci garbage can: orrr

gucci garbage can: we can see who wins the competition ?

SANIC: NO

SANIC: THAT IS IRRESPONSIBLE FOR US AS FUTURE HEROES TO LET SOMETHING LIKE THIS SLIDE

elsa but not really: I bet bakugou

SANIC: SO DO I

can’t touch this: Iida yeS

can’t touch this: welcome to the side Iidaaaa

one man show: I bet bakugou

glorified 3D printer: while bakugou has  years of screaming on his side, Kouda’s training has allowed him to use his quirk to the near fullest

glorified 3D printer: he has grown in a tremendously short amount of time, so I believe Kouda will win

etincelent: très bien, très bien~!

etincelent: I shall put my faith in our silent classmate as well

radiohead: kouda

kermit the frog: stop picking everything your girlfriend picks

radiohead: aj;dfdfkadj

alien queen: i'm betting 2000 yen on bakugou!!

detective pikachu: wait we're betting money now?

detective pikachu: same then, 2000 yen on bakugou

softboi: stop placing bets on bakugou and kouda

flex tape: yes, mom

flex tape: sike 2000 yen on blasty

candy crush: if the bakusquad is on bakugou's team, then the deku squad has to be on Kouda's

karate tailman: todoroki is already on bakugou's side

candy crush: well crap

karate tailman: 1500 yen on bakugou

wake me up inside: a pitiful bet, Tailman

karate tailman: what

wake me up inside: 5000 yen on Kouda

wake me up inside: you underestimate the power of our silent classmate

wake me up inside: the truly strong, do not raise their voice so recklessly

karate tailman: stOp making me doubt my decisionss

one man show: as much as I love Kouda

one man show: I feel like bakugou would win

elsa but not really: midoriya, what do you think?

Deku: I’m betting 5000 yen on Kouda!

gucci garbage can: eh?? but you and bakugou are childhood friends!

Deku: yeah but, while kacchan is very intimidating and loud when screaming

Deku: he doesn’t practice and hold in the amount of oxygen needed to fully extended his voice for a long time

Deku: his screaming is more of a scare tactic

Deku: so therefore, I predict Kouda will win!

étincelent: mademoiselle uraraka, are you not betting~?

gucci garbage can: hahaha

gucci garbage can: ha

gucci garbage can: nope I’m broke

kermit the frog:I bet 10000 yen on Kouda on behalf of ochako

gucci garbage can: ahhh, tsuyu, you don’t have to do thattt!!!

kermit the frog: it’s okay, we’re gonna win anyway so

SANIC: CONFIDENT ARE WE, FELLOW CLASSMATE

SANIC: VERY WELL, THEN I SHALL BET 6000 YEN ON BAKUGOU

SANIC: ANYONE WHO WISHES TO JOIN, PLEASE PLACE YOUR BETS NOW

SANIC: THOSE BETTING ON KOUDA KOUJI, PLEASE SAY YOUR BETS

étincelent: 5000 yen

kermit the frog: me and ochako are betting 10000 yen

gucci garbage can: (^w^)

radiohead: 3000 yen

can’t touch this: 10000 yen on kouda!!

wake me up inside: an understandable amount, Hagakure

wake me up inside: so be it, then i shall raise mine own to 10000 yen as well

Deku: 5000 yen!

glorified 3D printer: 10000 yen !

softboi: those are rEally high numbers guys

softboi: like

softboi: insanely high

SANIC: IF THEY WISH TO INVEST SUCH AMOUNTS INTO THIS, THEN SO BE IT

SANIC: NOW, ALL THOSE IN FAVOUR OF BAKUGOU, PLEASE STEP FORWARD AND PLACE YOUR BETS

gucci garbage can: Iida should be the next host for game nightt

étincelent: oui, il géniale~!

étincelent: (yes, he’s great~!)

gucci garbage can: (thanks)

alien queen: 5000 yen on bakugou!!!

karate tailman: 2000 yen

wake me up inside: increasing your wager, I see?

karate tailman: shhh

detective pikachu: 5000 yen!

candy crush: 3000 yen

one man show: 2500 yen

flex tape: 4000 yen

elsa but not really: 3000 yen

SANIC: AND AS FOR MYSELF

SANIC: I SHALL PLACE A BET OF 2000 YEN ON BAKUGOU

radiohead: huh, I was kinda expecting something a little higher

gucci garbage can: haha wEak

SANIC: IT IS BEST TO KEEP YOUR BETS AT AN APPROPRIATE AMOUNT

SANIC: AND YOU’RE HAVING TSUYU BET ON YOUR BEHALF, SO I WOULDN’T BE TALKING

Deku: pfft

can’t touch this: oh, uh, guys?

kermit the frog: what’s up toru?

can’t touch this: well

can’t touch this: do you guys hear anything?

wake me up inside: hmmm, it appears the winds are no longer running amok

glorified 3D printer: it’s silent

alien queen: ..it is

étincelent: they were finished for a while now, mon amie

softboi: guys go to sleep already

softboi: ill tell you who won tomorrow

detective pikachu: sleepis for the weak

softboi: see thats proof you should go to sleep

to: Blasty McSplode (<3)

 

this is all your fault

wait how is this my fault???

you could’ve stopped me

you could’ve NOT decided to have a screaming competition

where’s the fun in that

bakugou

and now you lost your voice

so?

how can you scream at Deku for the rest of the week then?

oh shut the fuck up

haha I’m joking

be quiet

okay okay, don’t me mad at mee

whatever

oi shitty hair

noo I’m back to that nickname?

why was half of the class giving money to the other half during homeroom

ohh

well

let’s just say that everyone’s betting on kouda from now on

oh fuck them

Chapter Text

alien queen: i’m about to cRy

alien queen: hElp me guys

alien queen: gUys

alien queen: gUys

alien queen: gUys

alien queen: gUys

alien queen: gUys please

alien queen: it’s an emergency

étincelent: oui oui, mademoiselle?

alien queen: there's a spider in my room

snow white: (　〇□〇）

snow white: I'll be sleeping in the other dorms tonight!

karate tailman: Kouda just walked past the common area with a pillow and blanket

karate tailman: i heard a door close

gucci garabe can: lmao guys he really left

alien queen: my siTUation please

candy crush: i'll go after kouda

one man show: you just don't wanna deal with the spider either

candy crush: shh

kermit the frog: i gotta do everything around here, ribbit

kermit the frog: what's wrong, mina?

alien queen: sPider

SANIC: YOU HAVE ALREADY GIVEN US THE BASIS OF YOUR ISSUE, ASHIDO, BUT YOU HAVE GIVEN US NOTHING ELSE TO WORK WITH

detective pikachu: did you kill it?

detective pikachu: say yes

alien queen: well

detective pikachu: that's not a yes

detective pikachu: i'm joining kouda

detective pikachu: make sure to burn the dorm down when I leave, just in case

King Explosion Murder: the fuck are you all scared of a stupid insect??

King Explosion Murder: you all remind me of Deku

Deku: the spider will be in your bed tonight

King Explosion Murder: fight me

King Explosion Murder: right now

softboi: why didn't you just open the balcony door and let it out???

flex tape: if someone's first instinct when they see a spider is to find a way to let it outside, then you're insane

radiohead: death to them all

wake me up inside: they have no place in this world

one man show: ..

can't touch this: ..

wake me up inside: death to you two

radiohead: begone

detective pikachu: (thot)

glorified 3D printer: if you didn't kill the spider, or let it outside, then where is it?

alien queen: okay

alien queen: so you see

alien queen: it was dangling from the ceiling with its spider web thingy

alien queen: right over my head

alien queen: so i did the most logical thing

étincelent: got a tissue and grabbed the spider?

can't touch this: let the spider out through the balcony door?

gucci garbage can: ah, you used your quirk to cut the string and then surrounded it on the floor?

alien queen: that's smart

alien queen: but no to all three

King Explosion Murder: grabbed a slipper and smashed the spider into the floor

alien queen: also no

kermit the frog: ate the spider

candy crush: ..

kermit the frog: i'm joking

alien queen: you're all wrong

alien queen: I grabbed a tissue box

étincelent: as always, my guess was correct~

alien queen: not exactly

alien queen: i threw the box at the spider

snow white: Σ(T□T)

elsa but not really: that was

elsa but not really: smart

elsa but not really: ish

SANIC: EVEN TODOROKI CAN SEE YOUR MISTAKE

alien queen: IT WAS DANGLING IN THE AIR

softboi: so throwing a tissue box at it

softboi: while it was in the air

softboi: was the most logical thing.

alien queen: ..

alien queen: so ANYWAYs

alien queen: the box hit the spider but then it like,

alien queen: bounced off the box

alien queen: and then the spider landed on my bed

alien queen: and i lost it

radiohead: just find the spider now and kill it

alien queen: it was yellow

alien queen: and the body (not including the legs) was as big as a bottle cap

snow white: ((;ﾟДﾟ))

wake me up inside: death to it

wake me up inside: death

wake me up inside: it shall not be allowed to see the light of tomorrow

karatetailman: i just saw tokoyami with a pillow and blanket, also heading out the front door

alien queen: so can you guys like

alien queen: help me

Deku: of course ashido!!

Deku: right guys?

glorified 3D printer: yes!

King Explosion Murder: no.

karatetailman: half of the class just left the dorm

one man show: another word out of you and you shall not utter another ever again

karatetailman: .

alien queen: if everyone is sleeping in the other dorms

alien queen: can i just take someone's room here??

gucci garbage can: but you have to take care of the spider eventually

candy crush: eVentually

alien queen: exactly, not today

SANIC: AS CLASS REPRESENTATIVES, YAOYOROZU AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS SITUATION

glorified 3D printer: yup!!

elsa but not really: I bet the spider is somewhere on Ashido right now

detective pikachu: wHelp never going near her ever again

radiohead: there's screaming from ashido's room now

can't touch this: we have to help her guys!!

King Explosion Murder: uh no we don't

alien queen: none of you guys are hElping

Deku: ah, Kouda, why don't you talk to the spider and get him to leave Ashido's room?

snow white: ( ⚆ᗝ⚆)

snow white: （/｡＼)

Deku: so that's a no..

étincelent: Kouda, mon ami, now is your chance to shine as bright as moi~!

étincelent: to rescue Ashido Mina, to be her knight in shining armour~!

flex tape: or tsuyu can just eat it

kermit the frog: kero no

kermit the frog: *ribbit no

kermit the frog: flies are usually my jam

snow white: ..

snow white: give me until tomorrow to 

snow white: get myself ready

Deku: ah, thank you, Kouda!

wake me up inside: the spider will kill ashido in her sleep by then

elsa but not really: most likely

alien queen: jiafiadfkdashfda;

alien queen: you know what, I can wait until tomorrow!!!!!

alien queen: i'm going to bed!!

glorified 3D printer: um, where, if I may ask?

alien queen: in my bed

radiohead: but

radiohead: the spider????

alien queen: if i die in my sleep, SO BE IT!!!

alien queen: GOODNIGHT

King Explosion Murder: i bet she'll die

Deku: the spider will be in your bed tonight

gucci garbage can: yeah, what deku said !!

King Explosion Murder: both of you are going down tomorrow

To: class 1-a frienemy

heyo, Yaoyorozu

yes Kendo?

oh, why are you awake at this hour?

I could ask the same thing xD

did you have something to ask?

no, but

half of your class is in our dorm,

sleeping in the common area

why???

ah, there's a perfectly good explanation for that!

there was a sizeable spider in Ashido's dorm room, so most of our class collectively decided to stay somewhere until the spider was taken care of

but it's one spider

it's body was about the size of a bottle cap, according to Ashido

it's colour was yellow as well

oh shit

and why our dorms?

perhaps it's because yours is situated beside ours

do you guys an issue with it?

me and Iida can call everyone back if they are exhibiting trouble for your dorm

ahaha no, nothing like that

but

monoma is in here

oh.

i had to knock him out the second one of your classmates showed up

ah, that might be an issue

don't worry, kouda said he'll resolve the issue tomorrow morning!

haha, good enough

you're not coming over?

unfortunately not

this was a very abrupt decision, after all

maybe another time

got it

well, i'm pooped

goodnight, see you guys in gym tomorrow then

same to you!

Chapter Text

can’t touch this: omg did you guys see what shinsou did in class today

elsa but not really: which class?

can't touch this: the one with mount. lady in it

alien queen: oh waitt, todoroki and midoriya weren't for last period

étincelant: and why weren't you two here today~?

Deku: me and todoroki needed some adjustments to our hero costumes so we went to the company together!

gucci garbage can: eh?

gucci garbage can: but you can write to them what kind of adjustments you need and stuff

elsa but not really: midoriya thought that it would be better to talk in person, so that we could easily converse and provide our input to the designers

karate tailman: this is an excuse to hang out together

one man show: shhhhhhhh just let it slide

karate tailman: so i'm supposed to let go of the fact that they skipped an entire period to hang out

Deku: *fix our hero costumes

karate tailman: oh yeah, sorry, let me rephrase that

karate tailman: so i'm supposed to let go of the fact that they skipped an entire period to hang out

Deku: anYways

Deku: what about shinsou?

kermit the frog: what a smooth change in conversation

detective pikachu: so mountain lady came in for another lesson about tv and that kinda stuff

detective pikachu: today's lesson was about

detective pikachu: uh

snow white: boundaries and personal space

detective pikachu: yes, that

elsa but not really: what does that have to do with appearing on national television?

candy crush: it was mainly about being comfortable with your surroundings and knowing when to voice your discomfort

elsa but not really: ah, okay

flex tape: so then shinsou and bakugou get called up for an exercise and mountain lady goes:

flex tape: "do you feel comfortable with the distance between you two? if not, then either step forward or backwards until you are comfortable"

flex tape: and shinsou takes 50 steps away from bakugou

Deku: wHat

radiohead: shinsou wAlks off of the stage,

radiohead: goes as far as the entrance to the gym,

radiohead: and then asks if he can step away any further

softboi: and shinsou is about 50 meters away at this point

wake me up inside: don't worry midoriya, bakugou didn't beat him up

Deku: oh good

King Explosion Murder: i almost did

wake me up inside: almost, but didn't

King Explosion Murder: I could've

King Explosion Murder: I still can

King Explosion Murder: right now.

SANIC: NO

King Explosion Murder: yes

kermit the frog: midoriya, todoroki, please hurry up and come back 

elsa but not really: roger that

glorified 3D printer: oh

glorified 3D printer: oh no !

SANIC: WHAT IS IT?

SANIC: IS THERE A DANGEROUS-LOOKING INDIVIDUAL NEAR YOU?

glorified 3D printer: no, not that

glorified 3D printer: we forgot the add Shinsou to the group chat

snow white: (ʘᗩʘ’)

SANIC: OH

SANIC: OHH

SANIC: SHOOT

karate tailman: that is the closest to swearing we will ever get so i'll take it

alien queen: hUrry and add him iida!!

 

 

SANIC has added Shinsou Hitoshi to the groupchat!

 

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: what

Shinsou Hitoshi: what is this

alien queen: shinsouuuu, welcomeeee

Shinsou Hitoshi: ew

alien queen: I changed my mind, Iida remove him

detective pikachu: no let's keep him

Shinsou Histoshi: everyone I hate is in this groupchat, ew

detective pikachu: iida remove him

Shinsou Hitoshi: I have an even better idea

 

 

Shinsou Hitoshi has left the groupchat!

 

 

étincelant: this is similar to todoroki and bakugou's first time in this chat~!*

étincelant: you three would make perfect friends~*

gucci garbage can: say sike right now

étincelant: je ne vais pas

gucci garbage can: yaoyorozu what does that mean

glorified 3D printer: I believe it's french

gucci garbage can: oh, you understand it?

glorified 3D printer: only a bit, I don't understand what aoyama is saying this time

 

 

SANIC has added Shinsou Hitoshi to the group chat!

 

 

Shinsou Hitoshi: ..

Shinsou Hitoshi: who's gucci garbage can???

one man show: here's a hint:

one man show: she's broke

wake me up inside: that's technically two hints

radiohead: that's not a hint, that's the answer shouji

one man show: whoops

gucci garbage can: you guys can't just eXpose me like that

Shinsou Hitoshi: i think it's common knowledge that you're broke at this point

gucci garbage can: what has my life come to

elsa but not really: everybody's username is clear except for yours, Uraraka

gucci garbage can: even Aoyama, Kouda, and Shouji's usernames are clear????

can't touch this: we can't read French 

King Explosion Murder: ha losers

can't touch this: like you can read French bakugou

King Explosion Murder: .

can't touch this: eXactly !!!

Deku: Kouda's is clear once you give it a little thought, and the same goes for Shouji's

gucci garbage can: ur suppose to be on my side deku

glorified 3D printer: ah, Shinsou, you need a username !

kermit the frog: I bet fumi took it

wake me up inside: It matters not, for this is mine alone

wake me up inside: if shinsou insists on mine name as his own, than I shall feel no concern for him when he is inevitably crushed like an ant

Shinsou Hitoshi: okay

wake me up inside: fite me

Shinsou Hitoshi: bring it

étincelant: now now, mes amies, no fighting~

radiohead: how about braindead as a username

alien queen: you mean how kami is like all the time

detective pikachu: iida kick shinsou aNd ashido out please

radiohead: it relates to his quirk and the fact that he looks dead all the time

radiohead: ever heard of sleep?

Shinsou Hitoshi: no, that's not a word in my vocabulary

 

 

Shinsou Hitoshi changed their name to braindead!

 

 

braindead: perfect.

King Explosion Murder: is it too late to kick him out

King Explosion Murder: four eyes, make me a fucking admin already

SANIC: THAT PRIVILEGE GOES TO YAOYOROZU, MY APOLOGIES BAKUGOU!

glorified 3D printer: it does?

SANIC: STARTING NOW IT DOES

kermit the frog: bakugou's still salty about shinsou

King Explosion Murder: am not

softboi: bakubroo, you're not allowed to beat him up

King Explosion Murder: says who

softboi: says me

snow white: where were you kirishima? (ﾟヘﾟ)

softboi: exercising, but I'm back now!!

softboi: hey shinsou!

braindead: hey

braindead: and hey kouda

snow white: (^○^) hello! 

detective pikachu: they get special privileges but I don't????????

braindead: satou gets special privileges too

gucci garbage can: lmao satou and kouda but not kaminari

elsa but not really: can I get special privileges?

braindead: well

Deku: say yes

braindead: yes

elsa but not really: okay

elsa but not really: also, me and Midoriya will be arriving at the dorms shortly

flex tape: even todoroki gets privileges wow

detective pikachu: I cri

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braindead: who's awake

karate tailman: it's three in the morning

karate tailman: are you a zombie

braindead: i'm staying true to my username

braindead: why are you awake?

karate tailman: ah, i couldn't sleep

braindead: hmm

braindead: i bet everyone else is awake too

detective pikachu: how did he know

braindead: it shows who seen the most recent messages

flex tape: lol oh well

flex tape: the bakusquad is playing video games in kirishima's dorm

étincelant: you all are very lucky there are no classes tomorrow~

gucci garbage can: i saw a yearbook quote that said "i never lost my virginity because I never lose" and i immediately thought of bakugou

Deku: shUsh why would you tell them

King Explosion Murder: what the fuck

Deku: quickly delete the message uraraka

SANIC: MIDORIYA, TODOROKI, URARAKA, AND TSUYU HAVE KEPT ME UP UNTIL THIS UNGODLY TIME, SHOWING ME NOTHING BUT MEMES

SANIC: MAINLY URARAKA BUT

SANIC: THIS IS EXTREMELY IRRESPONSIBLE

kermit the frog: ribbit, why are we all up

alien queen: the universe has conspired so that we would all be up at this very moment!!!

snow white: at . . . 3 in the morning?  (゜。゜)

alien queen: it's me, i'm the one who did it

alien queen: praise me peasants 

alien queen: i have rewritten the hands of time to give you this extra bonding time

softboi: praiseee be to ashidooo

candy crush: you’ll get extra sweets next time as a thanks

alien queen: hell yeah

radiohead: guys what were your yearbook quotes in middle school

one man show: i can’t remember it

flex tape: try

one man show: i think they messed mine up and replaced it with another student’s quote

radiohead: oof

wake me up inside: “You may call me Tsukuyomi. Remember it well, for it is the name that will one day be known across the world.”

wake me up inside: i believe that was my yearbook quote

elsa but not really: it seems kinda mild

elsa but not really: compared to your usual choice of words, I mean

wake me up inside: indeed, I had decided to write something that would be less

wake me up inside: eccentric, for those who read it

wake me up inside: many students at my old school were not too fond of my interests

King Explosion Murder: your old school sounds like a bunch of idiots

Deku: yeah, we love you tokoyami, no matter what!

wake me up inside: ah, thank you

wake me up inside: Dark Shadow is also very pleased to hear that

can’t touch this: ah, i think i got an inspirational quote online and used it >3<

gucci garbage can: same! i was too caught up with the entrance exams to think of something original haha

glorified 3D printer: Iida seems like the type to get quotes from online too

braindead: i bet he typed “inspirational quotes for the future” and used the first or second one he got

SANIC: NO

SANIC: LIKE URARAKA SAID

SANIC: THE ENTRANCE EXAMS WERE NEARING

SANIC: SO

SANIC: SO THERE WAS LITTLE TIME TO SPEND ON SUCH TRIVIAL THINGS

kermit the frog: whatever you say Iida

karate tailman: midoriya’s was probably a paragraph

Deku: no

King Explosion Murder: yes

Deku: nO

King Explosion Murder: then he changed it to something about never giving up on your dreams

elsa but not really: mine was “thank you to my siblings who raised me when my father didn’t

alien queen: LMAO OOF

flex tape: lmfao damn dude

Deku: .

elsa but not really: i was joking

King Explosion Murder: hmph

elsa but not really: the real thing was “I never learnt how to ride a bike”

alien queen: even biGger oof lmfao

candy crush: one guy in my class set his yearbook quote as “that was due today?”

softboi: a classic, but still amazing

karate tailman: iida’s yearbook quote should’ve been “the benefit of my quirk is that i can run away from all my problems”

detective pikachu: uraraka: “i don’t have money problems because i dont have money in the first place”

gucci garbage can: that’s

gucci garbage can: nO

softboi: wait wait

softboi: todoroki

softhoi: random question

elsa but not really: yes?

softboi: can you

softboi: can you not ride a bike

elsa but not really: uh

elsa but not really: well you see

snow white: (゜ロ゜)

candy crush: even kouda knows how to ride a bike

snow white: (゜-゜) what do you mean “even kouda”?

snow white: actually no i understand (^^ゞ

one man show: we should teach todoroki how to ride a bike

radiohead: oh my gosh

radiohead: yes

flex tape: mom get the camera

Deku: todoroki, are you okay with this?

elsa but not really: i guess i don’t mind

elsa but not really: why not

can’t touch this: yayyy !!!!

can’t touch this: i’ll get the helmets!

wake me up inside: are we

wake me up inside: all riding bikes?

King Explosion Murder: uhfuck no

glorified 3D printer: i’ll buy the bikes !

étuncelant: why don’t you just make them~?

glorified 3D printer: i don’t think i can eat enough to make that much

SANIC: AND SHE'S CONCERNED ABOUT THE ECONOMY

glorified 3D printer: yes that too

alien queen: okay all of us better be biking tomorrow or else

King Explosion Murder: yeah no

King Explosion Murder: that’s stupid

kermit the frog: ribbit, see you tomorrow bakugou

kermit the frog: and you too shinsou

braindead: fuck i thought i was in the clear

King Explosion Murder: if i have to suffer then you do too

braindead: what about iida

gucci garbage can: oh he’s sleeping now but he’s coming tomorrow

one man show: why is he sleeping?

karate tailman: maybe because it’s almost 4:00 am

Deku: AH GOODNIGHT THEN EVERHONE!!

braindead: well sleep is for the weak

detective pikachu: of course yOu would say that

softboi: wait wait guys

softboi: does eri know how to ride a bike

candy crush: !!!

snow white: !!!

radiohead: !!!

wake me up inside: !!!

flex tape: !!!

elsa but not really: !!! ?

Deku: !!!

King Explosion Murder: i thought you were going to sleep dumb-ku

Deku: WELL THAT"S UNTIL I HEARD SOMETHING

glorified 3D printer: (dumb-ku)?

étincelant: (ah, friendship, how beautiful~)

gucci garbage can: WE SHOULD TEACH TODOROKI AnD ERI HOW TO RIDE BIKES

kermit the frog: shinsou, can you ask aizawa sensei if eri is available tomorrow?

braindead: what

braindead: do i have to

SANIC: I MEAN, YOU'RE BASICALLY HIS KID

braindead: aM not

karate tailman: wow even Iida knows

braindead: agh

braindead: fine

detective pikachu: thank youu

braindead: you don't have to thank me

one man show: you good with this still, todoroki?

elsa but not really: yeah

elsa but not really: i'm looking forward to tomorrow