Chapter 1: The Beginning of the End (it’s monday)
Iida Tenya has made a new group chat!
Iida Tenya has added 19 people to the group chat!
Aizawa Shouta has left the group chat!
Shoji Mezou: I mean
Shoji Mezou: I wouldn’t blame him
Todoroki Shouto: True
Todoroki Shouto: that being said
Todoroki Shouto has left the group chat!
Bakugou Katsuki has left the group chat!
Iida Tenya has added Todoroki Shouto and Bakugou Katsuki to the group chat!
Ashido Mina: stay bakugouuuuu
Kaminari Denki: stayyyyy
Sero Hanta: stayyyyyyyy
Jirou Kyouka: how did you get my number??
Iida Tenya: WE EACH TRADED OUR NUMBERS WITH ONE ANOTHER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR
Bakugou Katsuki: I didn’t give any of you extras my number
Iida Tenya: I KNOW
Iida Tenya: I GOT IT FROM KIRISHIMA
Kirishima Eijirou: you weren’t supposed to say that
Bakugou Katsuki: remind me to never trust you with anything ever again
Kirishima Eijirou: bakubro noo
Bakugou Katsuki: don’t call me that
Hagakure Tooru: why make a group chat?
Hagakure Tooru: not that I’m against it or anything!!
Hagakure Tooru: but we see each other in class everyday
Asui Tsuyu: and we live together
Iida Tenya: I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GREAT WAY TO RETAIN CONTACT WHEN WE WEREN’T TOGETHER!
Iida Tenya: PLUS, IT’S A GREAT WAY FOR US TO COMMUNICATE WITH KOUDA!
Kouda Kouji: thank you (^ ^)b
Uraraka Ochako: I think it’s a great idea!
Midoriya Izuku: me too!!
Ojiro Mashirao: of course the Deku squad would agree
Todoroki Shouto: the Deku suad?
Ojiro Mashirao: it’s like the Bakusquad
Ojiro Mashirao: but with deku
Satou Rikidou: i thought Todoroki was in it?
Todoroki Shouto: I am?
Yaoyorozu Momo: he is?
Tokoyami Fumikage: he seems more like a lone ranger type
Todoroki Shouto: Is
Todoroki Shouto: Is that a bad thing?
Aoyama Yuga: of course not monsieur~
Iida Tenya: OH, I THOUGHT WE WERE MISSING ONE, BUT AOYAMA IS INDEED PRESENT IN THIS GROUP CHAT
Kaminari Denki: I forgot sparkle boy existed for a moment there
Aoyama Yuga: wow merci
Kouda Kouji: Aren’t we missing someone else?
Ashido Mina: no
Asui Tsuyu: no
Uraraka Ochako: no
Jirou Kyouka: no
Yaoyorozu Momo: no
Midoriya Izuku: no
Kirishima Eijirou: no
Bakugou Katsuki: no
Uraraka Ochako: ooh, Bakugou joined in!!
Todoroki Shouto: I'm shook
Midoriya Izuku: wHo taught him that
Bakugou Katsuki: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS SURPRISED
Bakugou Katsuki has left the group chat!
Hagakure Tooru: awww
Todoroki Shouto: .. was it me?
Midoriya Izuku: no it wasn't Todoroki!!
Yaoyorozu Momo: it's fine, we all know how Bakugou is
Kirishima Eijirou has added Bakugou Katsuki to the group chat!
Kirishima Eijirou: I'll just add you back every time
Bakugou Katsuki: you can't keep it up forever
Kirishima Eijirou: you know by now that I have a lot of stamina
Ashido Mina: aHEM
Kaminari Denki: aHem
Sero Hanta: aHeM
Satou Rikidou: aNyways
Satou Rikidou: Aoyama, your first name is Yuga?
Aoyama Yuga: ah, oui~
Shoji Mezou: what?
Aoyama Yuga: Yes~
Satou Rikidou: huh
Satou Rikidou: I thought it would sound more
Satou Rididou: french
Aoyama Yuga changed their name to étincelant!
étincelant: better now?
Satou Rikidou: that's not what I meant but
Satou Rikidou: nice
Ashido Mina: what the heck is that
Ashido Mina: a language we understand please
Ashido Mina: also
Ashido Mina changed their name to alien queen!
Asui Tsuyu changed their name to kermit the frog!
Iida Tenya: I ASSUME WE ARE ALL CHANGING OUR USERNAMES
Iida Tenya: THEN I WILL MODIFY MY OWN AS WELL
Iida Tenya changed their name to Class Rep!
Uraraka Ochako changed their name to gucci garbage can!
Ojiro Mashirao changed their name to Ojiro!
Kaminari Denki changed their name to detective pikachu!
Kirishima Eijirou changed their to softboi!
Kouda Kouji change their name to snow white!
Satou Rikidou changed their name to candy crush !
Shoji Mezou changed their name to one man show !
Jirou Kyouka changed their name to radiohead!
Sero Hanta changed their name to flex tape !
Fumikage Tokoyami changed their name to birdbox extra!
Todoroki Shouto changed their name to Shouto!
Hagakure Tooru changed their name to can't touch this!
Bakugou Katsuki changed their name to King Explosion Murder!
Midoriya Izuku changed their name to Deku!
Yaoyorozu Momo changed their name to glorified 3D printer!
glorified 3D printer: okay
glorified 3D printer: some of these names we can keep
can't touch this: Iida, Ojiro, Tokoyami, Todoroki, and Bakugou !!
can’t touch this: change your names !!
King Explosion Murder: WHY DO I HAVE TO CHANGE MY MINE?!
King Explosion Murder: LOOK AT ROUND FACE
gucci garbage can: gucci garbage can
can’t touch this: nevermind, you can keep yours!
gucci garbage can: but if you think of a better name, could you change it?
King Explosion Murder: No
gucci garbage can: ah, it was worth a shot
King Explosion Murder: coming from you, there was not shot at all
birdbox extra: my username doesn’t confirm to your liking?
can’t touch this: I haven’t seen the movie yet
can’t touch this: spoilers !
alien queen: it came a long time ago??
one man show: it’s never too late for spoilers
Class Rep: I BELIEVE MY USERNAME EASILY ALLOWS OTHERS TO RECOGNIZE ME
kermit the frog: but Yaoyorozu is also a class rep
radiohead: she’s technically vice president
radiohead: but yeah
Ojiro: Let’s just change it guys
detective pikachu: wait Iida, check your messages
Class Rep: WHY?
detective pikachu: i sent a good username
detective pikachu: just change it
detective pikachu: nvm, i see you in the common area, give me your phone
Ojiro changed their name to jwbfjd!
Class Rep changed their name to SANIC
birdbox extra changed their to 3am lofi!
Shouto changed their name to icy hot!
King Explosion Murder changed their name to Lord Explosion Murder
SANIC: WHY SANIC
softboi: i mean
softboi: we should’ve expected that
snow white: It suits Iida well
candy crush: Bakugou didn’t change his
Lord Explosion Murder: what the fuck are you talking about
Lord Explosion Murder: I changed it
softboi: I’ll change it for him later guys
Lord Explosion Murder: Touch my phone and I’ll kill you
Lord Explosion Murder: and YOU
Lord Explosion Murder: WHY ARE YOU USING THAT NAME
3am lofi: ?
icy hot: Me?
jwbfjd: ohh you mean Todoroki
jwbfjd: and I can't think of anything
icy hot: Me neither
alien queen: cOme on guyss
alien queen: you guys can't think of oNe nickname???
Deku: Todoroki, pass me your phone!
3am lofi: so my username is adequate?
radiohead: lofi is good, yeah
flex tape: and sanic is better than class rep so
detective pikachu: excuse me I came up with the name
jwbfjd changed their name to help me please!
icy hot changed their name to elsa but not really!
elsa but not really: and how is this better than the last?
Deku: I tried!!!
Lord Explosion Murder: it's shit
Deku: elsa is a fucking great kacchan
can't touch this: gASP
can't touch this: cover your ears yaoyorozu
glorified 3D printer: I know what swear words are ! ! !
help me please changed their name to please help i can't think of a name!
snow white: ummm
snow white: how about
snow white: nvm, I don't have anything either (._. )
please help i can't think of a name has changed their name to karate tailman!
karate tailman: this is the best I've got
karate tailman: I'm keeping this
karate tailman: please
étincelant: it’s perfect~
softboi: yeah, it’s fine, don’t worry!
Lord Explosion Murder: great, now that that’s down
Lord Explosion Murder: can everyone SHUT UP and GO TO SLEEP
SANIC: I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT OUR CURFEW!
SANIC: EVERYBODY, PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR DEVICES AND HEAD BACK TO YOUR ROOMS!
kermit the frog: goodnight everyone!!
gucci garbage can: night night Tsuyu!
étincelant: bonne nuit~
alien queen: night y’all
flex tape: *night ya’ll
detective pikachu: *night yall
karate tailman: Night guys
softboi: see ya guys!
snow white: (^ ^) goodnight!
candy crush: later
one man show: don’t let the bed bugs die
3am lofi: don’t die in your sleep
Deku: that’s a no for me
Deku: but goodnight everyone!!
elsa but not really: Night
can't touch this: nighty night !!
radiohead: i’m out (not really tho, i gotta finish some work)
SANIC: FINISH QUICKLY SO THAT YOU MAY GET ENOUGH REST FOR TOMORROW!
SANIC: I WISH YOU ALL A GOOD SLEEP!
glorified 3D printer: See you all tomorrow ! !
Lord Explosion Murder: what
Lord Explosion Murder: No
softboi: aw cmon, Bakugou!
Lord Explosion Murder: shut up and go to sleep
Lord Explosion Murder: gnight or whatever
Several people are typing . . .
Chapter 2: Ongoing chaos (it’s a monday again)
Zodiac signs are stupid.
I didn’t expect the last chapter to be so long; about 1,400 words, whOops! Not sure if I’ll try to keep up the long chapters. It’s easier for me to put out shorter ones in a faster time frame, but longer ones are sorta my thing when it comes to putting in as much detail as possible.
Ah, it's also so hard to use all the characters evenly! By the time I finished writing, I wanted to go back and add more lines to a few peeps!
If you guys want me to clarify each character’s usernames, tell me! I’d be happy to.
Get ready for more bullshit writing.
Also, I feel like last chapter wasn’t good? I’ll try to work on spacing everything better, and working out any mistakes here and there. There were quite a few in the first chapter. And also, the ending was a bit rushed. I'm currently doing one of those October prompt challenges, which lasts the whole month, so that's also occupying my time! Sorry!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
detective pikachu has named the group chat The yeeeeeeeeeet Squad!
SANIC: WHY YEET
detective pikachu: why not
SANIC: UNDERSTANDABLE, HAVE A GREAT DAY
alien queen: lmao
Deku: wHo’s been teaching them this
3am lofi changed their name to wake me up inside!
wake me up inside: I feel like this is better suited to my taste
radiohead: but lo-fi
wake me up inside: maybe another day
alien queen: ngl I was surprised when his first username didn’t scream
alien queen: you know
alien queen: darkness
karate tailman: at least he could think of a name
karate tailman: i’m literally the most generic guy here
gucci garbage can: That’s not true!
karate tailman: even my room is bland
gucci garbage can: it’s still a nice room!
flex tape: why is nobody questioning Uraraka’s choice of a username
flex tape: it makes no sense
gucci garbage can: hA like you make any sense when you open your mouth >xP
flex tape: Iida kick her out of the group chat
gucci garbage can: wait nO
SANIC: THIS IS A NO SWEARING GROUP CHAT, MEANT FOR FUN CONVERSATION BETWEEN OUR PEERS
SANIC: ANY FORM OF HATE OR ANYTHING INAPPROPRIATE WILL RESULT IN YOU GETTING BANNED
étincelant: qu’est-ce que le fuck
alien queen: shit
kermit the frog: ribbit ribbit fuck
gucci garbage can: Hagakure looks stupid
detective pikachu: (but you can’t even ses her)
gucci garbage can: (that’s the point)
flex tape: crap
snow white: Σ(･口･)
candy crush: bitch
one man show: hell
wake me up inside: motherfucker
radiohead: (running out of words)
Lord Explosion Murder: then just insult someone
Lord Explosion Murder: you’re full of shit deku
Deku: you’re full of yourself, kacchan!
elsa but not really: heck
glorified 3D printer: heck
SANIC: YOU’RE ALL BANNED
SANIC: THIS GROUPCHAT ENDS HERE
detective pikachu: Iida nooo
detective pikachu: forgive usss
SANIC: YOU'RE ALL GETTING REMOVED
snow white: but can I stay?
karate tailman: me too?
flex tape: uNfair
SANIC: KOUDA, OJIRO, KAMINARI, AND HAGAKURE CAN STAY
one man show: Kaminari isn't banned but Deku is
one man show: the world turned upside down
Lord Explosion Murder: might as well delete this dumb groupchat while you're at it four eyes
can’t touch this: bye guys!
can’t touch this: Iida, SEND THEM OUT
wake me up inside: the will of causality does not bend to your will, Hagakure
wake me up inside: wait no
radiohead: yaoyorozu, do something
glorified 3D printer: (but I swore too!)
radiohead: (but you're also the vice representative)
flex tape: you can't let Iida do this to us
Deku: we're sorry Iida
Deku: No more fighting from us
Lord Explosion Murder: shut the fuck up deku
Deku: no more fighting from us except kacchan
Lord Explosion Murder: hurry up and ban me, four eyes
elsa but not really: banning him would be beneficial
Lord Explosion Murder: wanna say that again you stupid canadian flag?
glorified 3D printer: ..
glorified 3D printer: did he just say that
alien queen: oN a completely inrelated note
alien queen: did you hear
alien queen: there’s another zodiac sign
alien queen: no it’s truee
alien queen: ophiuchus or something
kermit the frog: kero why would they do that
kermit the frog: i mean
kermit the frog: ribbit why would they do that
SANIC: I, TOO, FIND SUCH A CHANGE DISPLEASING
detective pikachu: (ever heard of caps lock)
SANIC: (MY PHONE IS BROKEN, AFFECTING MANY FUNCTIONAL ASPECTS)
SANIC: (THE KEYBOARD IS ONE OF THEM)
detective pikacuh: (oh)
gucci garbage can: so now there’s 13 zodiac signs?
karate tailman: but there’s only 12 months
softboi: why are zodiacs a thing again?
alien queen: apparently they’re based on the constellations
alien queen: but there’s 13 constellations
alien queen: so 3000 years ago or whatever, when they made the zodiacs, they ditched the 13th constellation
alien queen: but now they added it backkk
alien queen: and it SUCKS
snow white: Ashido really knows her stuff
flex tape: she’s only smart when it comes to irrelevant things
alien queen: fite me
alien queen: I will seriously take you on
flex tape: I think I’m good
candy crush: so does this mean all our signs have changed?
elsa but not really: I think so, I just checked mine
elsa but not really: I use to be a capricorn, and now I’m a sagittarius
wake me up inside: I refuse to accept this new reality
wake me up inside: no matter what opposition may face me, I will always remain a scorpio
one man show: I don't think anyone here is the new zodiac
radiohead: but now we're all switched
SANIC: MINE DIDN'T CHANGE
SANIC: I AM STILL A LEO
alien queen: wtf you're so luckyyy!!
alien: I don't wanna be a stupid capricornnnn
karate tailman: same, I don't want to be a taurus
elsa but not really: Um
Lord Explosion Murder: I'm a taurus, monkey man
karate tailman: ah, sorry!
glorifed 3D printer: (monkey man?)
Deku: (there's been worse)
can't touch this: (clearly)
Deku: Petition to stick to the original 12 zodiacs, say me
alien queen: me
kermit the frog: me
gucci garbage can: me
karate tailman: me
detective pikachu: me
snow white: me (･ω･)b
candy crush: me
one man show: me
flex tape: me
wake me up inside: me
elsa but not really: me
can't touch this: me!
Lord Explosion Murder: whatever, I don't really care what we use, me
glorified 3D printer: me !
alien queen: ophiuschus can go screw themselves
kermit the frog: isn't that offensive to those who have that sign now?
detective pikachu: we just signed a petition to never use it, so like
SANIC: AND I BELIEVE THAT NONE OF US ARE THIS NEW ZODIAC
karate tailman: but what about those in the other classes? or the teachers?
Lord Explosion Murder: are they in this groupchat?
karate tailman: well
Lord Explosion Murder: exactly
Lord Explosion Murder: we can shit talk those bastards all we want
gucci garbage can: that's mean, Bakugou!
gucci garbage can: they're all our friends too!
Lord Explosion Murder: whatever
Deku: do you guys read those horoscope posts online that talk about each zodiac?
glorified 3D printer: ohhh, I love those!
snow white: but they're usually inaccurate ( 〃．．)
one man show: really?
one man show: they're fine for me
candy crush: well, everyone's different, right?
softboi: everything I read about libra's aren't manly at all!
candy crush: unless you want to use the new signs, you're stuck with it
can't touch this: I'm fine with mine too
wake me up inside: why are we talking about this in the first place
I saw something where Bakugoi called Todoroki a canadian flag and I cAn’t—
Deku: GUYS GUYS
Deku: THIS JUST HAPPENED
Deku: DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW THERE’S A FOUNTAIN OUTSIDE THE MALL
Lord Explosion Murder: no one cares
gucci garbage can: shhhhh
candy crush: shhhhh
glorified 3D printer: If Midoriya is using all caps, then it must be important
SANIC: I AGREE WITH THAT
Deku: SO SHOUJI JUST BOUGHT SOME FOOD, AND TOKOYAMI ASKED FOR SOME
Deku: THEN SHOUJI POINTS AT THIS SIGN NEARBY THAT SAYS “don’t feed the birds”
radiohead: I DON’T EVEN
flex tape: you’ve just witnessed a masterpiece
softboi: I refused to believe that actually happened
can’t touch this: I’m heading over to the fountain right now
elsa but not really: I don’t suggest coming over
alien queen: aHhhhhhh, Todoroki is over there already??!
alien queen: of course Midoriya and Todoroki would be in the same place
SANIC: EVERYBODY, REGROUP AT THE FOUNTAIN MIDORIYA HAS SPOKEN OF
elsa but not really: I really don't suggest coming over here
kermit the frog: why not?
elsa but not really: let's just say
elsa but not really: Shouji and Dark Shadow aren't on good terms at the moment
detective pikachu: that
detective pikachu: that makes me want to come over there even more
SANIC: LET'S GO
karate tailman: even Iida is on board
snow white: I'm heading over there now!
Lord Explosion Murder: you guys take so long
Lord Explosion Murder: I’m already here
glorified 3D printer: ah, if only we all had speed such as Iida’s
SANIC: I BELIEVE ALL YOUR QUIRKS ARE UNIQUE AND PERFECTLY SUITED TO WHO YOU ARE
étincelent: merci, merci~
gucci garbage can: making my way downtown
alien queen: walking fast
kermit the frog: faces past
karate tailman: and i’m homebound
SANIC: NANANA NANANA NAAAAA
detective pikachu: (i’m dEad)
softboi: NANANA NANANA NAAAAA
snow white: and I need you
radiohead: and I miss you
flex tape: and now I wonderrrrrrrrrr
elsa but not really: if i could fall into the sky
alien queen: (aHhHh there goes my heart, i’m dead too kami)
Lord Explosion Murder: how long does it take to walk across a fucking mall
can’t tough this: it’s mY tUrN hOld Up
can’t touch this: do you think time would pass me by?
can’t touch this: okay, continue
Lord Explosion Murder: you guys walk so slow, hurry up
Lord Explosion Murder: unless you wanna miss the octopus here get his ass handed to him
glorified 3D printer: wait a minute
glorified 3D printer: they're fighting?
Lord Explosion Murder: .
Lord Explosion Murder: deku answer the stupid question
Deku: maybe they're fighting?
kermit the frog: oh would you look at that, my feet are moving faster now
alien queen: gUys stop running we all look suspicious now
karate tailman: you're running too??
alien queen: do I
alien queen: look like I care
alien queen: you probably can't see my face with your small ass eyes but no I don't care
karate tailman: well, it was nice knowing you all
alien queen: nOooo Ojiro I'm sorryyyy
candy crush: almost there now, I see
candy crush: oh
candy crush: ohhh
snow white: what?
snow white: Σ(T□T) ohhh
can't touch this: uhhhh guysss
can't touch this: what do we do if we have a Dark Shadow trying to drown Shoji in the fountain
Lord Explosion Murder: my bets are on the shadow
karate tailman: I don't think we're supposed to bet on who lives or dies
gucci garbage can: lol Tokoyami is just sitting on the edge of the fountain while Dark Shadow and Shouji fight
SANIC: ARE THEY USING THEIR QUIRKS IN PUBLIC
SANIC: JUST BECAUSE WE RECEIVED OUR PROVISIONAL LICENSES AS OF RECENTLY, DOES NOT MEAN WE MAY USE IT AS WE PLEASE
SANIC: THEY ONLY GRANT US PERMISSION TO USE OUR QUIRKS FOR HEROIC PURPOSES
wake me up inside: allowing Dark Shadow to annihilate the Tentacle Hero, Tentacole, IS for a heroic purpose
SANIC: SENSEI WON'T BE HAPPY
wake me up inside: ...
wake me up inside: ...
wake me up inside: the Tentacle Hero, Tentacole, shall live to see another day
elsa but not really: I don't know, he looks dead to me
wake me up inside: what
Deku: we just witnessed a murder
wake me up inside: I guess I better run then
wake me up inside: meet you guys back at the dorm
alien queen: is he just leaving like that
étincelent: ah, maybe it's because of the security guards heading our way~
kermit the frog: ribbit
kermit the frog: oh, I have some business I need to, better get jumpin to it
detective pikachu: oh good I'm not the last one to arrive at the dorms
candy crush: the last one to arrive is
candy crush: Iida
radiohead: he stayed back to talk and clear up everything with security
SANIC: IT'S CALLED BEING RESPONSIBLE
SANIC: NOT THAT YOU GUYS WOULD KNOW
flex tape: the time has come to ban Iida
elsa but not really: but he's the admin of the groupchat, so you can't
flex tape: well shit
one man show: heelp
karate tailman: hE LiVeS
elsa but not really: not for long
snow white: (・∧‐)ゞ what do you mean?
glorified 3D printer: well, not to worry Tokoyami and Shouji, and maybe everyone else, but
glorified 3D printer has added Aizawa Shouta to the group chat!
Aizawa Shouta: You're all dead
can't touch this: everyone scram !
Aizawa Shouta: Detention for a week, all of you
Aizawa Shouta: If you miss one day, that another week of detention
Aizawa Shouta has left the group chat!
one man show: ...
wake me up inside: ...
wake me up inside: truly, I am the one to blame for this
one man show: sorry everyone
alien queen: everyone, let’s all paint Tokoyami’s room with bright ass colours
wake me up inside: hisSssss
gucci garbage can: and them for shouji’s room we can
gucci garbage can: uh
gucci garbage can: do something!! that I won’t say out loud until we decided what to do!!
detective pikachu: I bet it’s fine guys, sensei won’t follow up on the detention thing
karate tailman: quick question, did anyone actually get anything at the mall or did we just waste time
snow white: ( ._.)
candy crush: ...
radiohead: i think it’s the latter
one man show: does food count
one man show: because if so then yes
Deku: let’s say it doesn’t count this time
one man show: then nevermind
Lord Explosion Murder: I got some stuff
elsa but not really: me too
can’t touch this: oh, bakugou bought something?
can’t touch this: what did you get bakugou?
Lord Explosion Murder: none of your damn business
can’t touch this: ahhh, you can never get anything outta bakugouu
glorified 3D printer: what about you, Todoroki?
elsa but not really: oh
elsa but not really: I got
elsa but not really: nevermind
étincelent: ohoho, keeping secrets~?
kermit the frog: maybe it’s present for midoriya
alien queen: maybe it’s a little something something for midoriya ;3
Deku: stOp it
SANIC: I THINK THAT’S ENOUGH OF USING OUR ELECTRONIC DEVICES FOR A DAY
one man show: okay
one man show: so hypothetically
one man show: what would you guys do if Ashido bought everyone onesies
gucci garbage can: how can she afford all of that first off all
gucci garbage can: and second gimme
alien queen: >:3
Dudes I waited until the last second to start writing this (._. ) I’ve been so occupied with writing the Goretober prompts that this was always at the back of my mind. Sorry!
Once again, hope you enjoyed!
detective pikachu: do you ever just walk into class and think
detective pikachu: why am I here
karate tailman: yes
candy crush: I don't think anyone wants to go to class
radiohead: my idiot-radar is going off
radiohead: kaminari's about to do or say something stupid
detective pikachu: I'm offended
one man show: but not denying it
detective pikachu: well
detective pikachu: you guys know how there's a quiz for english tomorrow
wake me up inside: I send my condolences to the Stun Gun Hero, Chargebolt
snow white: rest in peace, Kaminari! (ノ^o^)ノ
detective pikachu: I didn't even say anything yet
étincelent: mon ami, we already know~
alien queen: just say it anyways
detective pikachu: okay
detective pikachu: the quiz
detective piakchu: so about it
elsa but not really: you didn't study for it?
detective pikachu: yeah
detective pikachu: so basically I didn't
detective pikachu: oh
gucci garbage can: here comes Iida!!
SANIC: KAMINARI, YOU ARE BANNED FROM GAME NIGHT
kermit the frog: ribbit woah
kermit the frog: that’s going far, even for someone like Iida
flex tape: if I said that Kaminari is now crying on the floor because he can’t come to game night, what would you guys say??
Lord Explosion Murder: weak
glorified 3D printer: go study
softboi: yay more meat for me
detective pikachu: I tHoUghT wE wErE fRiEnDs gUyS
Deku: you can really feel the love in this conversation
can’t touch this: I’m gonna say what we’re all thinking
can’t touch this: KAMI, GO STUDY
gucci garbage can: YEAH!
gucci garbage can: there’s enough time that if you study now, you’ll get at least a 60 percent!
karate tailman: a 60 percent isn’t that good though
gucci garbage can: at 60 percent is totally good Kaminari!!
étincelent: I cannot relate, since I shine through all my tests
alien queen: shut it, captainsparklez
detective pikachu: NO
detective pikachu: STUDYING CAN GO DIE IN A HOLE
radiohead: you know what else is gonna being dying in a hole if you don’t study?
radiohead: your hero career
Lord Explosion Murder: nice
snow white: Are you having trouble studying, Kaminari? (ﾟヘﾟ)
detective pikachu: no
detective pikachu: I just don’t like studying
one man show: I say we let him fail
wake me up inside: agreed
Deku: we can’t just let him fail and not to anything to helpp
flex tape: yes we can
elsa but not really: agreed
gucci garbage can: todoroki nO
SANIC: PERHAPS IF YAOYOROZU OR I WERE TO OFFER SOME HELP?
detective pikachu: no, I can study just fine, it’s just
detective pikachu: I get distracted easily and stuff??
detective pikachu: like
detective pikachu: a fucking butterfly will fly past my window and boom
detective pikachu: no studying for the next 10 minutes
alien queen: hmmm
alien queen: OOOH GREAT IDEA COMING UP
flex tape: mentally bracing myself guys
alien queen: what if we had like
alien queen: a STUDY GROUP
detective pikachu: huh?
karate tailman: I thought those things only existed in tv shows
candy crush: me too
kermit the frog: at my other school, I would study with a friend a lot, but never in a big group
softboi hey, a study group sounds like fun
softboi: with all of us studying together, we can help each other out!
Lord Explosion Murder: you didn’t study either, did you shitty hair
one man show: are we sure studying in a group will help Kaminari, or just end up distracting him even more?
SANIC: WHAT DO YOU THINK, VICE REPRESENTATIVE?
gloried 3D printer: while I can perceive a few negatives to studying in a group as opposed to studying alone, the pros outweigh the cons in the end
radiohead: don’t be fooled, she just wants to try out the study idea too
glorified 3D printer: well, yes !! but !! also for the sake of helping Kaminari !!
Deku: it sounds like a great idea Ashido!
Deku: but it’s up to you if you want it to happen Kaminari
can’t touch this: yeah, say the word and we won’r go through with it!
detective pikachu: you
detective pikachu: you guys are okay with this? like, you guys wanna do it too?
Lord Explosion Murder: no
gucci garbage can: I will strangle you
Lord Explosion Murder: it was a joke
snow white: Of course we want to, Kaminari! ⊂(・ヮ・⊂)
wake me up inside: isn’t it gourmet night as well?
kermit the frog: oh, yeah, Satou’s sweets and Momo’s tea
étincelent: Satou, mon ami, did you make any sweets?
candy crush: yeah, I was gonna bring them around just now
can’t touch this: AHH, and Yaoyorozu!! didn’t you go to the store the other day to buy some more tea ?
glorified 3D printer: ah, yes, I did !
alien queen: AND WE CAN WEAR THE ONESIES I BOUGHT LAST WEEK WITH TODOROKI’S DAD’S CREDIT CARD!!
elsa but not really: you weren’t suppose to mention that last part
alien queen: (just ignore it)
Deku: so what do you say Kaminari?
flex tape: he’s crying on the floor again
flex tape: but he says sure, if everyone else wants to!
wake me up inside: I have a strong feeling we will be returning to our dorms very late
softboi: Bakugou, I will drag you down here myself
Lord Explosion Murder: fucking chill, I’ll be there in a sec
SANIC: DON’T FORGET YOUR BOOKS EVERYONE
SANIC: AND WHERE WILL WE BE MEETING UP?
glorified 3D printer: the common area; there’s enough room for all of us, plus refreshments and seating
alien queen: THE ONESIES, DON’T FORGET THE ONESIES
karate tailman: studying is more important than onesies
karate tailman: I’ll meet you guys downstairs
detective pikachu: ..
detective pikachu: thanks, guys
alien queen: <33
I hate studying with a passion. I tell myself I’m gonna study, and then I don’t xD
Gotta give some love to my electric baby, so here have this!
Hope you enjoyed!
Chapter 5: 2:00am
Today’s Lesson: a lot of people are asleep at two in the morning.
kermit the frog: kero
kermit the frog: wait I mean
kermit the frog: ribbit
kermit the frog: who is that yelling
wake me up inside: yes, who is the soul who is about to feel the wrath of hell itself
wake me up inside: salvation will not await them
radiohead: death to them
wake me up inside: yes
karate tailman: bakugou?
Deku: I think kacchan woke up everyone in the dorm
Deku: the group chat says everyone’s online
gucci garbage can: but it sounds like there are 2 voices
can’t touch this: so who’s the other person?
Deku: I deduce that it’s Kouda!
detective pikachu: all I hear is screaming, how did you guys that??
Deku: well, based on the most likely candidates on who would compete against kacchan for something like this, Kouda is very far from the top of the list
Deku: but it wouldn’t be unbelievable if Kouda was the second party, considering his quirk and his training
Deku: but even so, I had to deduce who it was by removing those currently in this conversation and by listening carefully to the second voice
Deku: kacchan’s voice was hard to tune out, but after years of being around him I learned a few things
flex tape: *slow clapping*
candy crush: sorry kaminari, we have a new detective
detective pikachu: hisssss
can’t touch this: but it’s Kouda screaming??
can’t touch this: why is Kouda and Bakugou screaming
softboi: theyre having a competition on who can scream the longest
softboi: Im too tired for this
alien queen: KIRI, GO CALM BAKUGOU DOWN
alien queen: >:O
SANIC: IT WOULD SEEM IT IS UP TO US TO RESOLVE THIS SITUATION
SANIC: EVERYONE, I SHALL ALERT AIZAWA-SENSEI OF THIS INCIDENT, AND HAVE A STERN TALK WITH OUR CLASSMATES ABOUT INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOUR IN THE DORMS
gucci garbage can: .
gucci garbage can: orrr
gucci garbage can: we can see who wins the competition ?
SANIC: THAT IS IRRESPONSIBLE FOR US AS FUTURE HEROES TO LET SOMETHING LIKE THIS SLIDE
elsa but not really: I bet bakugou
SANIC: SO DO I
can’t touch this: Iida yeS
can’t touch this: welcome to the side Iidaaaa
one man show: I bet bakugou
glorified 3D printer: while bakugou has years of screaming on his side, Kouda’s training has allowed him to use his quirk to the near fullest
glorified 3D printer: he has grown in a tremendously short amount of time, so I believe Kouda will win
etincelent: très bien, très bien~!
etincelent: I shall put my faith in our silent classmate as well
kermit the frog: stop picking everything your girlfriend picks
alien queen: i'm betting 2000 yen on bakugou!!
detective pikachu: wait we're betting money now?
detective pikachu: same then, 2000 yen on bakugou
softboi: stop placing bets on bakugou and kouda
flex tape: yes, mom
flex tape: sike 2000 yen on blasty
candy crush: if the bakusquad is on bakugou's team, then the deku squad has to be on Kouda's
karate tailman: todoroki is already on bakugou's side
candy crush: well crap
karate tailman: 1500 yen on bakugou
wake me up inside: a pitiful bet, Tailman
karate tailman: what
wake me up inside: 5000 yen on Kouda
wake me up inside: you underestimate the power of our silent classmate
wake me up inside: the truly strong, do not raise their voice so recklessly
karate tailman: stOp making me doubt my decisionss
one man show: as much as I love Kouda
one man show: I feel like bakugou would win
elsa but not really: midoriya, what do you think?
Deku: I’m betting 5000 yen on Kouda!
gucci garbage can: eh?? but you and bakugou are childhood friends!
Deku: yeah but, while kacchan is very intimidating and loud when screaming
Deku: he doesn’t practice and hold in the amount of oxygen needed to fully extended his voice for a long time
Deku: his screaming is more of a scare tactic
Deku: so therefore, I predict Kouda will win!
étincelent: mademoiselle uraraka, are you not betting~?
gucci garbage can: hahaha
gucci garbage can: ha
gucci garbage can: nope I’m broke
kermit the frog:I bet 10000 yen on Kouda on behalf of ochako
gucci garbage can: ahhh, tsuyu, you don’t have to do thattt!!!
kermit the frog: it’s okay, we’re gonna win anyway so
SANIC: CONFIDENT ARE WE, FELLOW CLASSMATE
SANIC: VERY WELL, THEN I SHALL BET 6000 YEN ON BAKUGOU
SANIC: ANYONE WHO WISHES TO JOIN, PLEASE PLACE YOUR BETS NOW
SANIC: THOSE BETTING ON KOUDA KOUJI, PLEASE SAY YOUR BETS
étincelent: 5000 yen
kermit the frog: me and ochako are betting 10000 yen
gucci garbage can: (^w^)
radiohead: 3000 yen
can’t touch this: 10000 yen on kouda!!
wake me up inside: an understandable amount, Hagakure
wake me up inside: so be it, then i shall raise mine own to 10000 yen as well
Deku: 5000 yen!
glorified 3D printer: 10000 yen !
softboi: those are rEally high numbers guys
softboi: insanely high
SANIC: IF THEY WISH TO INVEST SUCH AMOUNTS INTO THIS, THEN SO BE IT
SANIC: NOW, ALL THOSE IN FAVOUR OF BAKUGOU, PLEASE STEP FORWARD AND PLACE YOUR BETS
gucci garbage can: Iida should be the next host for game nightt
étincelent: oui, il géniale~!
étincelent: (yes, he’s great~!)
gucci garbage can: (thanks)
alien queen: 5000 yen on bakugou!!!
karate tailman: 2000 yen
wake me up inside: increasing your wager, I see?
karate tailman: shhh
detective pikachu: 5000 yen!
candy crush: 3000 yen
one man show: 2500 yen
flex tape: 4000 yen
elsa but not really: 3000 yen
SANIC: AND AS FOR MYSELF
SANIC: I SHALL PLACE A BET OF 2000 YEN ON BAKUGOU
radiohead: huh, I was kinda expecting something a little higher
gucci garbage can: haha wEak
SANIC: IT IS BEST TO KEEP YOUR BETS AT AN APPROPRIATE AMOUNT
SANIC: AND YOU’RE HAVING TSUYU BET ON YOUR BEHALF, SO I WOULDN’T BE TALKING
can’t touch this: oh, uh, guys?
kermit the frog: what’s up toru?
can’t touch this: well
can’t touch this: do you guys hear anything?
wake me up inside: hmmm, it appears the winds are no longer running amok
glorified 3D printer: it’s silent
alien queen: ..it is
étincelent: they were finished for a while now, mon amie
softboi: guys go to sleep already
softboi: ill tell you who won tomorrow
detective pikachu: sleepis for the weak
softboi: see thats proof you should go to sleep
to: Blasty McSplode (<3)
this is all your fault
wait how is this my fault???
you could’ve stopped me
you could’ve NOT decided to have a screaming competition
where’s the fun in that
and now you lost your voice
how can you scream at Deku for the rest of the week then?
oh shut the fuck up
haha I’m joking
okay okay, don’t me mad at mee
oi shitty hair
noo I’m back to that nickname?
why was half of the class giving money to the other half during homeroom
let’s just say that everyone’s betting on kouda from now on
oh fuck them
this one’s days late, so technically there was suppose to be two updates, this being the second one (._. ) whOops! posting on time? never heard of them!!
haha but for real, I got caught up with a few things that I had to take care of first, and then I had to finish the drabbles I missed as well
well, hope you enjoyed anyway!
Chapter 6: I’M ABOUT TO CRY
this entire chapter:
person a: search for it
person b: i’m about to fucking cry
person c: death to it
alien queen: i’m about to cRy
alien queen: hElp me guys
alien queen: gUys
alien queen: gUys
alien queen: gUys
alien queen: gUys
alien queen: gUys please
alien queen: it’s an emergency
étincelent: oui oui, mademoiselle?
alien queen: there's a spider in my room
snow white: ( 〇□〇）
snow white: I'll be sleeping in the other dorms tonight!
karate tailman: Kouda just walked past the common area with a pillow and blanket
karate tailman: i heard a door close
gucci garabe can: lmao guys he really left
alien queen: my siTUation please
candy crush: i'll go after kouda
one man show: you just don't wanna deal with the spider either
candy crush: shh
kermit the frog: i gotta do everything around here, ribbit
kermit the frog: what's wrong, mina?
alien queen: sPider
SANIC: YOU HAVE ALREADY GIVEN US THE BASIS OF YOUR ISSUE, ASHIDO, BUT YOU HAVE GIVEN US NOTHING ELSE TO WORK WITH
detective pikachu: did you kill it?
detective pikachu: say yes
alien queen: well
detective pikachu: that's not a yes
detective pikachu: i'm joining kouda
detective pikachu: make sure to burn the dorm down when I leave, just in case
King Explosion Murder: the fuck are you all scared of a stupid insect??
King Explosion Murder: you all remind me of Deku
Deku: the spider will be in your bed tonight
King Explosion Murder: fight me
King Explosion Murder: right now
softboi: why didn't you just open the balcony door and let it out???
flex tape: if someone's first instinct when they see a spider is to find a way to let it outside, then you're insane
radiohead: death to them all
wake me up inside: they have no place in this world
one man show: ..
can't touch this: ..
wake me up inside: death to you two
detective pikachu: (thot)
glorified 3D printer: if you didn't kill the spider, or let it outside, then where is it?
alien queen: okay
alien queen: so you see
alien queen: it was dangling from the ceiling with its spider web thingy
alien queen: right over my head
alien queen: so i did the most logical thing
étincelent: got a tissue and grabbed the spider?
can't touch this: let the spider out through the balcony door?
gucci garbage can: ah, you used your quirk to cut the string and then surrounded it on the floor?
alien queen: that's smart
alien queen: but no to all three
King Explosion Murder: grabbed a slipper and smashed the spider into the floor
alien queen: also no
kermit the frog: ate the spider
candy crush: ..
kermit the frog: i'm joking
alien queen: you're all wrong
alien queen: I grabbed a tissue box
étincelent: as always, my guess was correct~
alien queen: not exactly
alien queen: i threw the box at the spider
snow white: Σ(T□T)
elsa but not really: that was
elsa but not really: smart
elsa but not really: ish
SANIC: EVEN TODOROKI CAN SEE YOUR MISTAKE
alien queen: IT WAS DANGLING IN THE AIR
softboi: so throwing a tissue box at it
softboi: while it was in the air
softboi: was the most logical thing.
alien queen: ..
alien queen: so ANYWAYs
alien queen: the box hit the spider but then it like,
alien queen: bounced off the box
alien queen: and then the spider landed on my bed
alien queen: and i lost it
radiohead: just find the spider now and kill it
alien queen: it was yellow
alien queen: and the body (not including the legs) was as big as a bottle cap
snow white: ((;ﾟДﾟ))
wake me up inside: death to it
wake me up inside: death
wake me up inside: it shall not be allowed to see the light of tomorrow
karatetailman: i just saw tokoyami with a pillow and blanket, also heading out the front door
alien queen: so can you guys like
alien queen: help me
Deku: of course ashido!!
Deku: right guys?
glorified 3D printer: yes!
King Explosion Murder: no.
karatetailman: half of the class just left the dorm
one man show: another word out of you and you shall not utter another ever again
alien queen: if everyone is sleeping in the other dorms
alien queen: can i just take someone's room here??
gucci garbage can: but you have to take care of the spider eventually
candy crush: eVentually
alien queen: exactly, not today
SANIC: AS CLASS REPRESENTATIVES, YAOYOROZU AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS SITUATION
glorified 3D printer: yup!!
elsa but not really: I bet the spider is somewhere on Ashido right now
detective pikachu: wHelp never going near her ever again
radiohead: there's screaming from ashido's room now
can't touch this: we have to help her guys!!
King Explosion Murder: uh no we don't
alien queen: none of you guys are hElping
Deku: ah, Kouda, why don't you talk to the spider and get him to leave Ashido's room?
snow white: ( ⚆ᗝ⚆)
snow white: （/｡＼)
Deku: so that's a no..
étincelent: Kouda, mon ami, now is your chance to shine as bright as moi~!
étincelent: to rescue Ashido Mina, to be her knight in shining armour~!
flex tape: or tsuyu can just eat it
kermit the frog: kero no
kermit the frog: *ribbit no
kermit the frog: flies are usually my jam
snow white: ..
snow white: give me until tomorrow to
snow white: get myself ready
Deku: ah, thank you, Kouda!
wake me up inside: the spider will kill ashido in her sleep by then
elsa but not really: most likely
alien queen: jiafiadfkdashfda;
alien queen: you know what, I can wait until tomorrow!!!!!
alien queen: i'm going to bed!!
glorified 3D printer: um, where, if I may ask?
alien queen: in my bed
radiohead: the spider????
alien queen: if i die in my sleep, SO BE IT!!!
alien queen: GOODNIGHT
King Explosion Murder: i bet she'll die
Deku: the spider will be in your bed tonight
gucci garbage can: yeah, what deku said !!
King Explosion Murder: both of you are going down tomorrow
To: class 1-a frienemy
oh, why are you awake at this hour?
I could ask the same thing xD
did you have something to ask?
half of your class is in our dorm,
sleeping in the common area
ah, there's a perfectly good explanation for that!
there was a sizeable spider in Ashido's dorm room, so most of our class collectively decided to stay somewhere until the spider was taken care of
but it's one spider
it's body was about the size of a bottle cap, according to Ashido
it's colour was yellow as well
and why our dorms?
perhaps it's because yours is situated beside ours
do you guys an issue with it?
me and Iida can call everyone back if they are exhibiting trouble for your dorm
ahaha no, nothing like that
monoma is in here
i had to knock him out the second one of your classmates showed up
ah, that might be an issue
don't worry, kouda said he'll resolve the issue tomorrow morning!
haha, good enough
you're not coming over?
this was a very abrupt decision, after all
maybe another time
well, i'm pooped
goodnight, see you guys in gym tomorrow then
same to you!
based off a real life experience. it’s true up until they find and kill the spider. i never found it. i gave up and went to sleep (i was like fuck it if it kills me its a win win).
edit #1: I found the spider!!! it got vacuumed up, turns out it was in my closet alkdflda. sorry for such a stretch in updates! i'm trying to finish the last two prompts for goretober (even though it's long due, but hey, I'm still gonna work on them! I also have two other drafts in progress, one about the League of Villains, and the other about Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Don't even mention school xD I got a lot on my plate (i'm suppose to be working on two assignments and studying, but oh well!)
hope you enjoyed!
Chapter 7: back up buddy
welcome to head canons that will never happen because horikoshi will never give it to us
can’t touch this: omg did you guys see what shinsou did in class today
elsa but not really: which class?
can't touch this: the one with mount. lady in it
alien queen: oh waitt, todoroki and midoriya weren't for last period
étincelant: and why weren't you two here today~?
Deku: me and todoroki needed some adjustments to our hero costumes so we went to the company together!
gucci garbage can: eh?
gucci garbage can: but you can write to them what kind of adjustments you need and stuff
elsa but not really: midoriya thought that it would be better to talk in person, so that we could easily converse and provide our input to the designers
karate tailman: this is an excuse to hang out together
one man show: shhhhhhhh just let it slide
karate tailman: so i'm supposed to let go of the fact that they skipped an entire period to hang out
Deku: *fix our hero costumes
karate tailman: oh yeah, sorry, let me rephrase that
karate tailman: so i'm supposed to let go of the fact that they skipped an entire period to hang out
Deku: what about shinsou?
kermit the frog: what a smooth change in conversation
detective pikachu: so mountain lady came in for another lesson about tv and that kinda stuff
detective pikachu: today's lesson was about
detective pikachu: uh
snow white: boundaries and personal space
detective pikachu: yes, that
elsa but not really: what does that have to do with appearing on national television?
candy crush: it was mainly about being comfortable with your surroundings and knowing when to voice your discomfort
elsa but not really: ah, okay
flex tape: so then shinsou and bakugou get called up for an exercise and mountain lady goes:
flex tape: "do you feel comfortable with the distance between you two? if not, then either step forward or backwards until you are comfortable"
flex tape: and shinsou takes 50 steps away from bakugou
radiohead: shinsou wAlks off of the stage,
radiohead: goes as far as the entrance to the gym,
radiohead: and then asks if he can step away any further
softboi: and shinsou is about 50 meters away at this point
wake me up inside: don't worry midoriya, bakugou didn't beat him up
Deku: oh good
King Explosion Murder: i almost did
wake me up inside: almost, but didn't
King Explosion Murder: I could've
King Explosion Murder: I still can
King Explosion Murder: right now.
King Explosion Murder: yes
kermit the frog: midoriya, todoroki, please hurry up and come back
elsa but not really: roger that
glorified 3D printer: oh
glorified 3D printer: oh no !
SANIC: WHAT IS IT?
SANIC: IS THERE A DANGEROUS-LOOKING INDIVIDUAL NEAR YOU?
glorified 3D printer: no, not that
glorified 3D printer: we forgot the add Shinsou to the group chat
snow white: (ʘᗩʘ’)
karate tailman: that is the closest to swearing we will ever get so i'll take it
alien queen: hUrry and add him iida!!
SANIC has added Shinsou Hitoshi to the groupchat!
Shinsou Hitoshi: what
Shinsou Hitoshi: what is this
alien queen: shinsouuuu, welcomeeee
Shinsou Hitoshi: ew
alien queen: I changed my mind, Iida remove him
detective pikachu: no let's keep him
Shinsou Histoshi: everyone I hate is in this groupchat, ew
detective pikachu: iida remove him
Shinsou Hitoshi: I have an even better idea
Shinsou Hitoshi has left the groupchat!
étincelant: this is similar to todoroki and bakugou's first time in this chat~!*
étincelant: you three would make perfect friends~*
gucci garbage can: say sike right now
étincelant: je ne vais pas
gucci garbage can: yaoyorozu what does that mean
glorified 3D printer: I believe it's french
gucci garbage can: oh, you understand it?
glorified 3D printer: only a bit, I don't understand what aoyama is saying this time
SANIC has added Shinsou Hitoshi to the group chat!
Shinsou Hitoshi: ..
Shinsou Hitoshi: who's gucci garbage can???
one man show: here's a hint:
one man show: she's broke
wake me up inside: that's technically two hints
radiohead: that's not a hint, that's the answer shouji
one man show: whoops
gucci garbage can: you guys can't just eXpose me like that
Shinsou Hitoshi: i think it's common knowledge that you're broke at this point
gucci garbage can: what has my life come to
elsa but not really: everybody's username is clear except for yours, Uraraka
gucci garbage can: even Aoyama, Kouda, and Shouji's usernames are clear????
can't touch this: we can't read French
King Explosion Murder: ha losers
can't touch this: like you can read French bakugou
King Explosion Murder: .
can't touch this: eXactly !!!
Deku: Kouda's is clear once you give it a little thought, and the same goes for Shouji's
gucci garbage can: ur suppose to be on my side deku
glorified 3D printer: ah, Shinsou, you need a username !
kermit the frog: I bet fumi took it
wake me up inside: It matters not, for this is mine alone
wake me up inside: if shinsou insists on mine name as his own, than I shall feel no concern for him when he is inevitably crushed like an ant
Shinsou Hitoshi: okay
wake me up inside: fite me
Shinsou Hitoshi: bring it
étincelant: now now, mes amies, no fighting~
radiohead: how about braindead as a username
alien queen: you mean how kami is like all the time
detective pikachu: iida kick shinsou aNd ashido out please
radiohead: it relates to his quirk and the fact that he looks dead all the time
radiohead: ever heard of sleep?
Shinsou Hitoshi: no, that's not a word in my vocabulary
Shinsou Hitoshi changed their name to braindead!
King Explosion Murder: is it too late to kick him out
King Explosion Murder: four eyes, make me a fucking admin already
SANIC: THAT PRIVILEGE GOES TO YAOYOROZU, MY APOLOGIES BAKUGOU!
glorified 3D printer: it does?
SANIC: STARTING NOW IT DOES
kermit the frog: bakugou's still salty about shinsou
King Explosion Murder: am not
softboi: bakubroo, you're not allowed to beat him up
King Explosion Murder: says who
softboi: says me
snow white: where were you kirishima? (ﾟヘﾟ)
softboi: exercising, but I'm back now!!
softboi: hey shinsou!
braindead: and hey kouda
snow white: (^○^) hello!
detective pikachu: they get special privileges but I don't????????
braindead: satou gets special privileges too
gucci garbage can: lmao satou and kouda but not kaminari
elsa but not really: can I get special privileges?
Deku: say yes
elsa but not really: okay
elsa but not really: also, me and Midoriya will be arriving at the dorms shortly
flex tape: even todoroki gets privileges wow
detective pikachu: I cri
andddddd Shinsou joins the group chat! ahhh, I can't believe I didn't add him in sooner! Apologies! But hey, here he is now!
also, somewhere in this chapter, i started using King Explosion Murder instead of Lord Explosion Murder (the original username) but oh well, I kinda like King Explosion Murder better anyway
Edit #2: also, did you see the thing? that was implied? idk if I want to make it like, canon or not in this chat fic, but I'll see what you guys want!
Chapter 8: beneath the moon
from insomnia to middle school to bikes, what a lovely, all-over-the-place chapter
braindead: who's awake
karate tailman: it's three in the morning
karate tailman: are you a zombie
braindead: i'm staying true to my username
braindead: why are you awake?
karate tailman: ah, i couldn't sleep
braindead: i bet everyone else is awake too
detective pikachu: how did he know
braindead: it shows who seen the most recent messages
flex tape: lol oh well
flex tape: the bakusquad is playing video games in kirishima's dorm
étincelant: you all are very lucky there are no classes tomorrow~
gucci garbage can: i saw a yearbook quote that said "i never lost my virginity because I never lose" and i immediately thought of bakugou
Deku: shUsh why would you tell them
King Explosion Murder: what the fuck
Deku: quickly delete the message uraraka
SANIC: MIDORIYA, TODOROKI, URARAKA, AND TSUYU HAVE KEPT ME UP UNTIL THIS UNGODLY TIME, SHOWING ME NOTHING BUT MEMES
SANIC: MAINLY URARAKA BUT
SANIC: THIS IS EXTREMELY IRRESPONSIBLE
kermit the frog: ribbit, why are we all up
alien queen: the universe has conspired so that we would all be up at this very moment!!!
snow white: at . . . 3 in the morning? (゜。゜)
alien queen: it's me, i'm the one who did it
alien queen: praise me peasants
alien queen: i have rewritten the hands of time to give you this extra bonding time
softboi: praiseee be to ashidooo
candy crush: you’ll get extra sweets next time as a thanks
alien queen: hell yeah
radiohead: guys what were your yearbook quotes in middle school
one man show: i can’t remember it
flex tape: try
one man show: i think they messed mine up and replaced it with another student’s quote
wake me up inside: “You may call me Tsukuyomi. Remember it well, for it is the name that will one day be known across the world.”
wake me up inside: i believe that was my yearbook quote
elsa but not really: it seems kinda mild
elsa but not really: compared to your usual choice of words, I mean
wake me up inside: indeed, I had decided to write something that would be less
wake me up inside: eccentric, for those who read it
wake me up inside: many students at my old school were not too fond of my interests
King Explosion Murder: your old school sounds like a bunch of idiots
Deku: yeah, we love you tokoyami, no matter what!
wake me up inside: ah, thank you
wake me up inside: Dark Shadow is also very pleased to hear that
can’t touch this: ah, i think i got an inspirational quote online and used it >3<
gucci garbage can: same! i was too caught up with the entrance exams to think of something original haha
glorified 3D printer: Iida seems like the type to get quotes from online too
braindead: i bet he typed “inspirational quotes for the future” and used the first or second one he got
SANIC: LIKE URARAKA SAID
SANIC: THE ENTRANCE EXAMS WERE NEARING
SANIC: SO THERE WAS LITTLE TIME TO SPEND ON SUCH TRIVIAL THINGS
kermit the frog: whatever you say Iida
karate tailman: midoriya’s was probably a paragraph
King Explosion Murder: yes
King Explosion Murder: then he changed it to something about never giving up on your dreams
elsa but not really: mine was “thank you to my siblings who raised me when my father didn’t
alien queen: LMAO OOF
flex tape: lmfao damn dude
elsa but not really: i was joking
King Explosion Murder: hmph
elsa but not really: the real thing was “I never learnt how to ride a bike”
alien queen: even biGger oof lmfao
candy crush: one guy in my class set his yearbook quote as “that was due today?”
softboi: a classic, but still amazing
karate tailman: iida’s yearbook quote should’ve been “the benefit of my quirk is that i can run away from all my problems”
detective pikachu: uraraka: “i don’t have money problems because i dont have money in the first place”
gucci garbage can: that’s
gucci garbage can: nO
softboi: wait wait
softhoi: random question
elsa but not really: yes?
softboi: can you
softboi: can you not ride a bike
elsa but not really: uh
elsa but not really: well you see
snow white: (゜ロ゜)
candy crush: even kouda knows how to ride a bike
snow white: (゜-゜) what do you mean “even kouda”?
snow white: actually no i understand (^^ゞ
one man show: we should teach todoroki how to ride a bike
radiohead: oh my gosh
flex tape: mom get the camera
Deku: todoroki, are you okay with this?
elsa but not really: i guess i don’t mind
elsa but not really: why not
can’t touch this: yayyy !!!!
can’t touch this: i’ll get the helmets!
wake me up inside: are we
wake me up inside: all riding bikes?
King Explosion Murder: uhfuck no
glorified 3D printer: i’ll buy the bikes !
étuncelant: why don’t you just make them~?
glorified 3D printer: i don’t think i can eat enough to make that much
SANIC: AND SHE'S CONCERNED ABOUT THE ECONOMY
glorified 3D printer: yes that too
alien queen: okay all of us better be biking tomorrow or else
King Explosion Murder: yeah no
King Explosion Murder: that’s stupid
kermit the frog: ribbit, see you tomorrow bakugou
kermit the frog: and you too shinsou
braindead: fuck i thought i was in the clear
King Explosion Murder: if i have to suffer then you do too
braindead: what about iida
gucci garbage can: oh he’s sleeping now but he’s coming tomorrow
one man show: why is he sleeping?
karate tailman: maybe because it’s almost 4:00 am
Deku: AH GOODNIGHT THEN EVERHONE!!
braindead: well sleep is for the weak
detective pikachu: of course yOu would say that
softboi: wait wait guys
softboi: does eri know how to ride a bike
candy crush: !!!
snow white: !!!
wake me up inside: !!!
flex tape: !!!
elsa but not really: !!! ?
King Explosion Murder: i thought you were going to sleep dumb-ku
Deku: WELL THAT"S UNTIL I HEARD SOMETHING
glorified 3D printer: (dumb-ku)?
étincelant: (ah, friendship, how beautiful~)
gucci garbage can: WE SHOULD TEACH TODOROKI AnD ERI HOW TO RIDE BIKES
kermit the frog: shinsou, can you ask aizawa sensei if eri is available tomorrow?
braindead: do i have to
SANIC: I MEAN, YOU'RE BASICALLY HIS KID
braindead: aM not
karate tailman: wow even Iida knows
detective pikachu: thank youu
braindead: you don't have to thank me
one man show: you good with this still, todoroki?
elsa but not really: yeah
elsa but not really: i'm looking forward to tomorrow
the next chapter features the teachers!!! woohoo!!! this one was kinda rushed because I'm excited to get to the next one xD
also, the implied ship from the last chapter was shinsou and kaminari xD idk if i'm gonna run with it, it's up to you guys!!
random note: have you guys played or heard of club penguin? it was amazing please tell me someone remembers it