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[flair:News] BYLETH LIVE

https://twitch.tv/teutatespike NO CAM BUT HIS TWITCH CHANNEL IS LIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FIVE YEARS HES BACK BOIS GET HYPE

 

#leicester

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22:10 Failnaught: SNIPED THAT REDDIT POST LIKE AYMR SNIPED FERDINAND VON AEGIRS #1 ON EDGE OF DAWN

22:10 Failnaught: THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

22:11 Inexhaustible: who this

22:11 Dark Spikes: Inex, you’re joking, right?

22:11 Dark Spikes: You’ve never heard of Byleth before?

22:11 Microsoft Paint: he’s the guy with the ONLY fc on shambhala area 17 

22:12 Microsoft Paint: even after all these years

22:12 Chungus: Hey ignatz

22:12 Chungus: Im eating dinner right now Whats byleth doin

22:12 Freikugel: damn just got online whats everyone screaming about

22:12 Failnaught: frei ur late read up

22:12 Freikugel: (beyonce voice) BYLETH?!

22:13 Dark Spikes: His aim is a little shaky, and his acc tanked on that stream just now.

22:13 Dark Spikes: Makes sense; he got banned five years ago and he doesn’t seem to have been playing offline since then.

22:14 Inexhaustible: eh bladebreakers a better player imo

22:14 Inexhaustible: bet he could come back five years later n pull 900 pp like it was nothing

22:14 Microsoft Paint: spikes he’s still really good though

22:14 Microsoft Paint: i know i wouldn’t be able to hit cross-screen jumps like that if i stopped playing for one year, much less five

22:14 Freikugel: SKSKSKSKS inex really said maybe if byleth did THIS he wouldnt have sliderbroke btwn heaven and earth hddt (bladebreaker fancam)

22:14 Thyrsus: I am glad to see Byleth back in the game. It has been too long.

22:15 Thyrsus: I wonder why he got banned in the first place. 

22:15 Thyrsus: I only know that BladeBreaker and Rhea had some drama years ago, and Byleth’s ban was somehow related.

22:15 Failnaught: thyr bro i think “some drama” might be underselling it

22:15 Failnaught: that shit took up r/fodsugame for WEEKS like

22:15 Failnaught: every new tweet from either of them was being forensic analyzed for clues as to what actually happened

22:15 Failnaught: swear to goddess i bullshat a conspiracy theory that byleth was bladebreakers SON and it got like a thousand updoots and half the sub believed it fr 

22:16 Failnaught: funnest few weeks on that sub ever

22:16 Thyrsus: Most fun*.

22:16 Thyrsus: While you were busy partaking in petty drama, I was practicing my streaming.

22:16 Thyrsus: Maybe that’s why I won our Leicester All Stars match, Failnaught.

22:16 Failnaught: .

22:16 Inexhaustible: hes got you there 

22:17 Freikugel: (clown honk)

 

#faerghus

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22:10 anime pusi: REAL BYLETH HOURS WHO UP

22:10 Decimate: i was watching the stream and then you had to fucking ping the rest of the team.

22:10 Decimate: some crimes can never be forgiven.

22:10 anime pusi: FELIX ARE YOU NOT THE HYPEST MAN ALIVE RN

22:10 anime pusi: UVE LIT SPENT ENTIRE PARAGRAPHS FANTASIZING ABOUT BEING IN A TOURNEY TEAM WITH BYLETH

22:11 Decimate: i do not “fantasize” about anything.

22:11 Decimate: i look forward to surpassing him. that is all.

22:11 Luin: Haha felix don’t lie

22:11 Luin: I have screenshots of your fanboying :)

22:11 Decimate: why do you people insist on calling me by my real name here. and luin if you say anything else i will destroy you.

22:11 Areadbhar: Greetings , Felix ! Are you watching Byleth ‘ s return to Fodsu! As well ?

22:12 Decimate: and i LEAST want to see it from the boar.

22:12 Of the Wind: oh i get it!! you think “decimate” is a cooler name right felix

22:12 Of the Wind: i can relate haha my ign is part of the title of my favorite book

22:12 Of the Wind: yours sounds so mysterious and vicious!
22:12 Decimate: …

22:13 anime pusi: ashe you are

22:13 anime pusi: a treasure to this world

22:13 anime pusi: holy shit felix is just staring at his computer did ashe make him realize that he was a chuuni all along

22:13 Of the Wind: what?? all i said was his ign sounds mysterious and vicious…

22:13 Mercy: I think so too! n v n “Decimate” just sounds so violent, you can’t help but wonder what kind of cold-blooded person is behind that name!

22:14 Crusher: But Felix is a nice person irl :(( Why would he want people to think he’s mean and awful? :((

22:14 anime pusi: annette are we like

22:14 anime pusi: talking about the same felix here

22:14 anime pusi: he physically pulled me away from my computer and made me choke chasing daybreak maddening on the LAST STREAM because it was my turn to take out the trash

22:14 anime pusi: you just dont do that to a man :( esp not your best friend and roommate who you love but are too tsun to ever admit it :(

22:15 Decimate: sleep with one eye open tonight, sylvain.

22:15 azure flower: Do not threaten each other in the chat. First warning, Decimate. Two more will result in your removal from the team.

22:15 Areadbhar: Dedue it is Okay . He is just Like That … (I am Pensive )

22:15 anime pusi: note how felix doesnt deny it thoijpklj;’

22:16 Luin: That man is dead

22:16 Areadbhar: I Believe common courtesy is to type F when a Man has Died . ?

22:16 Luin: F

22:16 Of the Wind: F

22:16 Crusher: F…

22:16 Mercy: May his soul find solace in the goddess’ grace. F.

22:17 azure flower: F. 

 

#adrestia

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22:10 Vestra: @Aymr I will begin recruitment efforts immediately. We cannot risk losing Byleth to another team when the Eagle and Lion Tournament arrives.

22:10 Aymr: I was thinking the same thing. I trust you will sway him over soon enough.

22:10 shortking: holy SHIT vestra that was FAST

22:10 Ferdinand von Aegir: vestra isn't this a little presumptuous and hasty

22:10 Ferdinand von Aegir: byleth hasn’t even been unbanned, and eagle and lion is still moons away

22:10 Vestra: I must prepare for all outcomes, Ferdinand. 

22:11 Vestra: For the sake of our team’s success in the Eagle and Lion Tournament, I must act swiftly. It might not be something you would understand, self-absorbed as you are.

22:11 sleep man: whhwhats all the hubbub i just woke up

22:11 Petra866: Man of Sleep, it is past 10PM in Fodlan, yes?

22:11 Petra866: Were you having sleep for the entire day?

22:11 sleep man: yea whats it to u petra

22:11 DoroDiva: who is this byleth that i keep hearing about on #fodsu and reddit? sounds like an old player that wasn’t around when i was?

22:11 Ferdinand von Aegir: ONLY THE SINGLE BEST PLAYER ON THE GAME, DORO

22:12 sleep man: ferd can u stop yellin

22:12 Ferdinand von Aegir: Oh of course my apologies!! only the single best player on the game, doro

22:12 DoroDiva: if he’s really all that how come i didn’t even hear of him until now ferdie

22:12 Aymr: He was banned five years ago following a public fight between BladeBreaker and the lead developer of the game, Rhea.

22:12 Aymr: Nobody knows exactly why he was banned, only that it was somehow related to the drama. 

22:13 Petra866: I have belief that his most famous FC was on one of your songs, Dorothea!

22:13 Petra866: I have tried many times to FC your cover of “Scattered Faith” But I was not having success as fast as Byleth! He is being a great source of motivation for me.

22:13 shortking: YOOOOOOOOOO ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT JUMP SEQUENCE

22:13 shortking: FIVE YEARS AND HES STILL GOT IT LETS GOOOOOOOOO

22:13 sleep man: ugh i can hear caspar shouting in the next room

22:14 hikiko: oh h is bylet h joinng us for the c up this ye ar

22:14 DoroDiva: hikiko!!! it’s been a while since i’ve seen you around how are you

22:14 Aymr: hikiko, we’re working on it. Vestra has already PMed Byleth on all the social media platforms that he made public with our recruitment ad. 

22:14 hikiko: o,,h that pr obabl y mean s. yo u won’’t nee d me any more…..

22:14 DoroDiva: no!!! we still very much need you hikiko your aim is godly

22:14 DoroDiva: ive told you before youll always be valued in the black eagles!!

22:15 Aymr: DoroDiva is right, hikiko. Though Byleth was widely considered the best all-around player, we still need you on the team so we don’t lose on tricky jump maps like Shambhala. 

22:15 Aymr: And it has been five years since he last played, after all. It would not surprise me if his aim had deteriorated during that time. 

22:15 hikiko: oh,, than nk you do ro and ay mr…!

22:15 DoroDiva: anytime sweetie <333 

22:15 sleep man: oh right i rmbr bleth

22:16 sleep man: i went thru this phase where id make like

22:16 sleep man: whole papers analyzing how he optimizes his tablet and pen grip

22:16 shortking: LOL smallest amount of time ive ever seen lin sleep

22:16 Petra866: I am not thinking that is a high bar, shortking.

22:16 Petra866: I have witnessed his strange ability to sleep through important tournament matches each time.

22:17 shortking: touche… speakin of which lin

22:17 sleep man: caspar we are lit in the same apartment can u just speak to me irl

22:17 sleep man: typing too much effort zzz

22:17 shortking: YOURE NOT GOING TO SLEEP THROUGH THE EAGLE N LION AGAIN THIS YEAR

22:17 shortking: BYLETHS BACK YOU CANT SLACK OFF NO MORE

22:17 shortking: ILL MAKE SURE OF IT!!!!!!!!!!

22:17 sleep man: how are my ears hurting from reading text

 

ban appeal

Byleth Eisner <beisner@fmail.com> 

to Rhea <rhea@garregmach.edu>

hey rhea

 

bladebreaker boosted my account a long time ago and i fully admit to asking him to do so also i cheated my hdhr apex of the world score 

 

boosting and cheating are wrong and bad i wont do it again can i get my account back thanks

 

byleth