[flair:News] BYLETH LIVE
https://twitch.tv/teutatespike NO CAM BUT HIS TWITCH CHANNEL IS LIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FIVE YEARS HES BACK BOIS GET HYPE
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22:10 Failnaught: SNIPED THAT REDDIT POST LIKE AYMR SNIPED FERDINAND VON AEGIRS #1 ON EDGE OF DAWN
22:10 Failnaught: THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND
22:11 Inexhaustible: who this
22:11 Dark Spikes: Inex, you’re joking, right?
22:11 Dark Spikes: You’ve never heard of Byleth before?
22:11 Microsoft Paint: he’s the guy with the ONLY fc on shambhala area 17
22:12 Microsoft Paint: even after all these years
22:12 Chungus: Hey ignatz
22:12 Chungus: Im eating dinner right now Whats byleth doin
22:12 Freikugel: damn just got online whats everyone screaming about
22:12 Failnaught: frei ur late read up
22:12 Freikugel: (beyonce voice) BYLETH?!
22:13 Dark Spikes: His aim is a little shaky, and his acc tanked on that stream just now.
22:13 Dark Spikes: Makes sense; he got banned five years ago and he doesn’t seem to have been playing offline since then.
22:14 Inexhaustible: eh bladebreakers a better player imo
22:14 Inexhaustible: bet he could come back five years later n pull 900 pp like it was nothing
22:14 Microsoft Paint: spikes he’s still really good though
22:14 Microsoft Paint: i know i wouldn’t be able to hit cross-screen jumps like that if i stopped playing for one year, much less five
22:14 Freikugel: SKSKSKSKS inex really said maybe if byleth did THIS he wouldnt have sliderbroke btwn heaven and earth hddt (bladebreaker fancam)
22:14 Thyrsus: I am glad to see Byleth back in the game. It has been too long.
22:15 Thyrsus: I wonder why he got banned in the first place.
22:15 Thyrsus: I only know that BladeBreaker and Rhea had some drama years ago, and Byleth’s ban was somehow related.
22:15 Failnaught: thyr bro i think “some drama” might be underselling it
22:15 Failnaught: that shit took up r/fodsugame for WEEKS like
22:15 Failnaught: every new tweet from either of them was being forensic analyzed for clues as to what actually happened
22:15 Failnaught: swear to goddess i bullshat a conspiracy theory that byleth was bladebreakers SON and it got like a thousand updoots and half the sub believed it fr
22:16 Failnaught: funnest few weeks on that sub ever
22:16 Thyrsus: Most fun*.
22:16 Thyrsus: While you were busy partaking in petty drama, I was practicing my streaming.
22:16 Thyrsus: Maybe that’s why I won our Leicester All Stars match, Failnaught.
22:16 Failnaught: .
22:16 Inexhaustible: hes got you there
22:17 Freikugel: (clown honk)
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22:10 anime pusi: REAL BYLETH HOURS WHO UP
22:10 Decimate: i was watching the stream and then you had to fucking ping the rest of the team.
22:10 Decimate: some crimes can never be forgiven.
22:10 anime pusi: FELIX ARE YOU NOT THE HYPEST MAN ALIVE RN
22:10 anime pusi: UVE LIT SPENT ENTIRE PARAGRAPHS FANTASIZING ABOUT BEING IN A TOURNEY TEAM WITH BYLETH
22:11 Decimate: i do not “fantasize” about anything.
22:11 Decimate: i look forward to surpassing him. that is all.
22:11 Luin: Haha felix don’t lie
22:11 Luin: I have screenshots of your fanboying :)
22:11 Decimate: why do you people insist on calling me by my real name here. and luin if you say anything else i will destroy you.
22:11 Areadbhar: Greetings , Felix ! Are you watching Byleth ‘ s return to Fodsu! As well ?
22:12 Decimate: and i LEAST want to see it from the boar.
22:12 Of the Wind: oh i get it!! you think “decimate” is a cooler name right felix
22:12 Of the Wind: i can relate haha my ign is part of the title of my favorite book
22:12 Of the Wind: yours sounds so mysterious and vicious!
22:12 Decimate: …
22:13 anime pusi: ashe you are
22:13 anime pusi: a treasure to this world
22:13 anime pusi: holy shit felix is just staring at his computer did ashe make him realize that he was a chuuni all along
22:13 Of the Wind: what?? all i said was his ign sounds mysterious and vicious…
22:13 Mercy: I think so too! n v n “Decimate” just sounds so violent, you can’t help but wonder what kind of cold-blooded person is behind that name!
22:14 Crusher: But Felix is a nice person irl :(( Why would he want people to think he’s mean and awful? :((
22:14 anime pusi: annette are we like
22:14 anime pusi: talking about the same felix here
22:14 anime pusi: he physically pulled me away from my computer and made me choke chasing daybreak maddening on the LAST STREAM because it was my turn to take out the trash
22:14 anime pusi: you just dont do that to a man :( esp not your best friend and roommate who you love but are too tsun to ever admit it :(
22:15 Decimate: sleep with one eye open tonight, sylvain.
22:15 azure flower: Do not threaten each other in the chat. First warning, Decimate. Two more will result in your removal from the team.
22:15 Areadbhar: Dedue it is Okay . He is just Like That … (I am Pensive )
22:15 anime pusi: note how felix doesnt deny it thoijpklj;’
22:16 Luin: That man is dead
22:16 Areadbhar: I Believe common courtesy is to type F when a Man has Died . ?
22:16 Luin: F
22:16 Of the Wind: F
22:16 Crusher: F…
22:16 Mercy: May his soul find solace in the goddess’ grace. F.
22:17 azure flower: F.
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22:10 Vestra: @Aymr I will begin recruitment efforts immediately. We cannot risk losing Byleth to another team when the Eagle and Lion Tournament arrives.
22:10 Aymr: I was thinking the same thing. I trust you will sway him over soon enough.
22:10 shortking: holy SHIT vestra that was FAST
22:10 Ferdinand von Aegir: vestra isn't this a little presumptuous and hasty
22:10 Ferdinand von Aegir: byleth hasn’t even been unbanned, and eagle and lion is still moons away
22:10 Vestra: I must prepare for all outcomes, Ferdinand.
22:11 Vestra: For the sake of our team’s success in the Eagle and Lion Tournament, I must act swiftly. It might not be something you would understand, self-absorbed as you are.
22:11 sleep man: whhwhats all the hubbub i just woke up
22:11 Petra866: Man of Sleep, it is past 10PM in Fodlan, yes?
22:11 Petra866: Were you having sleep for the entire day?
22:11 sleep man: yea whats it to u petra
22:11 DoroDiva: who is this byleth that i keep hearing about on #fodsu and reddit? sounds like an old player that wasn’t around when i was?
22:11 Ferdinand von Aegir: ONLY THE SINGLE BEST PLAYER ON THE GAME, DORO
22:12 sleep man: ferd can u stop yellin
22:12 Ferdinand von Aegir: Oh of course my apologies!! only the single best player on the game, doro
22:12 DoroDiva: if he’s really all that how come i didn’t even hear of him until now ferdie
22:12 Aymr: He was banned five years ago following a public fight between BladeBreaker and the lead developer of the game, Rhea.
22:12 Aymr: Nobody knows exactly why he was banned, only that it was somehow related to the drama.
22:13 Petra866: I have belief that his most famous FC was on one of your songs, Dorothea!
22:13 Petra866: I have tried many times to FC your cover of “Scattered Faith” But I was not having success as fast as Byleth! He is being a great source of motivation for me.
22:13 shortking: YOOOOOOOOOO ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT JUMP SEQUENCE
22:13 shortking: FIVE YEARS AND HES STILL GOT IT LETS GOOOOOOOOO
22:13 sleep man: ugh i can hear caspar shouting in the next room
22:14 hikiko: oh h is bylet h joinng us for the c up this ye ar
22:14 DoroDiva: hikiko!!! it’s been a while since i’ve seen you around how are you
22:14 Aymr: hikiko, we’re working on it. Vestra has already PMed Byleth on all the social media platforms that he made public with our recruitment ad.
22:14 hikiko: o,,h that pr obabl y mean s. yo u won’’t nee d me any more…..
22:14 DoroDiva: no!!! we still very much need you hikiko your aim is godly
22:14 DoroDiva: ive told you before youll always be valued in the black eagles!!
22:15 Aymr: DoroDiva is right, hikiko. Though Byleth was widely considered the best all-around player, we still need you on the team so we don’t lose on tricky jump maps like Shambhala.
22:15 Aymr: And it has been five years since he last played, after all. It would not surprise me if his aim had deteriorated during that time.
22:15 hikiko: oh,, than nk you do ro and ay mr…!
22:15 DoroDiva: anytime sweetie <333
22:15 sleep man: oh right i rmbr bleth
22:16 sleep man: i went thru this phase where id make like
22:16 sleep man: whole papers analyzing how he optimizes his tablet and pen grip
22:16 shortking: LOL smallest amount of time ive ever seen lin sleep
22:16 Petra866: I am not thinking that is a high bar, shortking.
22:16 Petra866: I have witnessed his strange ability to sleep through important tournament matches each time.
22:17 shortking: touche… speakin of which lin
22:17 sleep man: caspar we are lit in the same apartment can u just speak to me irl
22:17 sleep man: typing too much effort zzz
22:17 shortking: YOURE NOT GOING TO SLEEP THROUGH THE EAGLE N LION AGAIN THIS YEAR
22:17 shortking: BYLETHS BACK YOU CANT SLACK OFF NO MORE
22:17 shortking: ILL MAKE SURE OF IT!!!!!!!!!!
22:17 sleep man: how are my ears hurting from reading text
Byleth Eisner <email@example.com>
to Rhea <firstname.lastname@example.org>
bladebreaker boosted my account a long time ago and i fully admit to asking him to do so also i cheated my hdhr apex of the world score
boosting and cheating are wrong and bad i wont do it again can i get my account back thanks