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[fodsu!] Golden Deer Gang

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 5:21 AM

@borenz

@borenz

@borenz

@borenz

hey @borenz

 

borenz | 6:32 AM

Whwat 

is it

whoi s borezn

claud

e

is too early for this sht

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 6:33 AM

SOMEONE LIVES

yo did lorenz just block me

 

bladebreaker 2 electric boogaloo | Today at 6:46 AM

i would too if i were him

anyway good morning claude

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 6:47 AM

leonie can you do me a favor and tell lorenz to unblock me

i need to tell him something important

 

bladebreaker 2 electric boogaloo | Today at 6:47 AM

are you just going to say “bitch” and leave

 

fail stay/naught | 6:48 AM

hell yeah

 

bladebreaker 2 electric boogaloo | Today at 6:48 AM

hell yeah

@borenz hey unblock claude he has something important to tell you

 

borenz | Today at 7:06 AM

I apologize for my disorderly conduct earlier. Evidently, I am not at my best before I’ve had my tea, though I still believe most of the fault lies with Claude for trying to contact me at five in the bloody morning.

@fail stay/naught I have unblocked you. Speak.

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 7:07 AM

bitch

 

borenz | Today at 7:07 AM

Blocked. 

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 7:08 AM

HAHHFAHAHHJDFHDKGJHLSD

ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE

no but actually i do need to discuss sth w u

 

borenz | Today at 7:09 AM

The Eagle and Lion mappool that just came out, correct? 

It was wholly unnecessary for you to notify me of that at… five in the morning.

Please tell me you didn’t pull another all-nighter.

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 7:10 AM

what can i say im an early riser lol

 

borenz | Today at 7:11 AM

Claude.

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 7:11 AM

lorenz.

 

borenz | Today at 7:12 AM

Claude, please, you must stop sleeping irregularly like this. I shouldn’t need to remind you of the consequences to your health. 

Is this because of the message that you got the other day?

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 7:13 AM

ugh yeah it is

you know how it is, i just couldn’t let that go without like investigating it and everything

but enough about that, what do you think we should pick for the warmup

i’m thinking shambhala, nice and techy, i don’t think any map in the pool is more janky than that one 

 

borenz | Today at 7:13 AM

I do not appreciate you changing the subject, but I recognize that I am not likely to get much more out of you in this state, so… 

I’m personally leaning more towards Alight. It’s one of the more physically intense songs; if we can pass that, the rest of the mappool should be easy enough to take.

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 7:14 AM

lol the ez pp map 

 

borenz | Today at 7:14 AM

“EZ PP map” it may be, it is still the most suitable map I can think of for a warmup.

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 7:15 AM

ok actually im way too tired to fight u on this

warmup is alight

wb bans

idt anyone here has managed to even pass verge of death

 

borenz | Today at 7:15 AM

Claude, you seem just about at the verge of death yourself. Take a nap. We’ll reconvene later in the day, when you have your wits about you.

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 7:16 AM

BRO?

BRO????

SOMETHINS UP WITH U MAN IVE NEVER HAD U BE NICE TO ME THIS MANY TIMES IN QUICK SUCCESSION

 

borenz | Today at 7:16 AM

Would you rather I force you to sleep, in person, when I arrive in Derdriu next week?

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 7:16 AM

excuse me when you WHAT

 

borenz | Today at 7:17 AM

Father has business in Derdriu and, of course, I am expected to accompany him. I am not fond of the idea of staying by his side the whole time, however. I was thinking of visiting Derdriu University at some point, and bringing my tablet with me.

Claude?

I do hope his being offline means that he’s sleeping.

 

 

freik-uwu-gel | Today at 12:54 PM

claude

claude

@fail stay/naught

@fail stay/naught

get online you OAF i’m bored and wanna do a tag

 

angysithea | Today at 12:55 PM

You could just DM him, Hilda, you didn’t need to let the entire team know how bored you are.

Okay, what’s up with everyone’s names?

 

freik-uwu-gel | Today at 12:56 PM

oh lol

lemme check audit logs

okay i guess claude took a break from tinfoil hatting to change peoples dns at

four in the morning

these are funnier youve gotta admit

“Lysithea (Dark Spikes)” has got NO personality girl!! youre so much more than that!!

 

angysithea | Today at 12:58 PM

Uh, I’m pretty sure I’m also more than being… “angy?”

This is a childish nickname. I want it changed.

 

doucedorte | Today at 12:59 PM
o,,,oh i thinkk its cutee,,

remindss me of,, a little kittenn,;;,

 

angysithea | Today at 1:00 PM

Dammit. You know I can’t get mad at you for anything, Marianne.

Wait, Marianne? You’re rarely online. What’s the occasion?

 

freik-uwu-gel | Today at 1:01 PM

Sent weirritating.png.

im over at her place for the day!! 

 

angysithea | Today at 1:02 PM

Don’t you live a 6 hour drive from her?

 

freik-uwu-gel | Today at 1:02 PM
yeah AND?

wait since ur here lys do u wanna get in a multi room w me and mari

if claude gets his dumb butt online we can do a tag4

 

angysithea | Today at 1:03 PM

Only if I get my name changed back.

 

The Great Lysithea, Queen of All the Lands | Today at 1:03 PM

Then I might join. I’ve got some free time anyways.

You know what, I think this might be the most I’m getting out of you people, so I’ll take it.

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 1:04 PM

“you people” she says as if she isnt also a full fledged member of the deer gang

 

freik-uwu-gel | Today at 1:04 PM

CLAUDE U CLOD UR FINALLY ONLINE i sent u the link to the mp room

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 1:04 PM

oh swaggity 

also give me a second i dreamt that lorenz said he was coming over to derdriu and i need to verify that it wasnt real

 

freik-uwu-gel | Today at 1:05 PM
u dreamt that WHAT

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 1:05 PM

OH FUCK ME IT WAS REAL

hhhheyyy hilda u got like a summer home i can hide out at xo

 

freik-uwu-gel | Today at 1:06 PM

i… i mean i actually do, near fodlans throat, but its way too much work to dust everything off and the pure comedy of u n lorenz being in the same place is too great to just let go xo

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 1:06 PM

HILDA HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS

I THOUGHT WE WERE HOMIES

BEST FRIENDS

RIDE OR DIE WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT HILDA :(

 

freik-uwu-gel | Today at 1:07 PM

i might reconsider if u get into the mp room that i sent u like twenty minutes ago!! <3

 

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#multiplayer

Welcome to the room, Failnaught!

13:08 Freikugel: SEIROS CLAUDE dont u kno its rude to keep a lady waiting

13:08 Freikugel: let alone THREE

13:09 Failnaught: LOLOLOL mb mb does lysi count as a lady tho shes like 2

13:10 Dark Spikes: Try that shit again and see where you end up.

13:11 Blutgang: o,h,, um,,, ple;ase dont fight,;,,,,

13:11 Freikugel: YOU HEARD HER

13:12 Dark Spikes: … Sorry Marianne.

13:12 Failnaught: sorry marianne

13:12 Failnaught: ok which map are we doing

13:13 Failnaught: im thinkin the ole classic

13:13 Failnaught: winds across the plains

13:14 Dark Spikes: I feel like only the boomers of fodsu! know of that one.

13:14 Failnaught: oh my goddess did lysithea just call me a boomer

13:15 Freikugel: winds sounds good

13:15 Freikugel: lol did petra ever manage the ez fc

13:16 Freikugel: the song isnt even that intense the jumps are just yucky if ur doing them solo

 

13:20 Blutgang: im,;; im sorr y i mi,ssse d at the end,,,,;;,,

13:20 Blutgang: i,,,knew i shouldn;t have join,,ed,,;,

13:21 Freikugel: nooo you didnt do anything wrong!!! 

13:21 Freikugel: im sure it was the client bugging out again u know how weird it can be with tag maps

13:22 Freikugel: im going to fistfight rhea for making the client buggy enough to make mari sad!!!

13:23 Dark Spikes: Not sure that’s the best thing to do when our team captain is already catching heat from the dev team.

13:23 Freikugel: oh but lysi consider this

13:24 Freikugel: marianne is sad

13:25 Failnaught: hildas gay pining aside are we gonna pick another tag map

13:25 Failnaught: damn all of them are old as fuck though

13:26 Failnaught: wait i know who would know someone whos old enough to have played a good few tag maps

 

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fail stay/naught | Today at 1:27 PM

@bladebreaker 2 electric boogaloo

hey leonie would you happen to have a list of tag maps that bladebreaker has fced

 

bladebreaker 2 electric boogaloo | Today at 1:27 PM

WOULD I EVER!

Sent bladebreakermapcollection.zip

he sent me this forever ago but if you search “tag” you should get every one that he has ever played

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 1:27 PM

knew i could count on you

,

wait

this

this is a massive. folder.

like, my computer immediately gave me a warning that it was going to run out of space if i tried to download this

 

artist in residence | Today at 1:28 PM

w-wow does that mean claude has a cluttered computer or that leonie has a really impressive one

 

bladebreaker 2 electric boogaloo | Today at 1:28 PM

it’s the first one for sure, i can’t really afford a computer with a huge amount of space

 

The Great Lysithea, Queen of All the Lands | Today at 1:29 PM

I hate to interrupt, but my good friend Cyril expressed an interest in joining the server.

He doesn’t really play the game, but I guess he finds this circus funny, somehow.

Is it alright if I invite him?

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 1:30 PM

oh sure heres the link

Sent server invitation link.

 

The Great Lysithea, Queen of All the Lands | Today at 1:30 PM

Thanks.

 

Cyril just slid into the server.

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 1:31 PM

HEY CYRIL

 

freik-uwu-gel | Today at 1:31 PM

hi cyril!! my name is hilda hehe

 

Cyril | Today at 1:32 PM

Hey

Wait fail stay naught aren’t you the… banana nut muffin guy

 

bladebreaker 2 electric boogaloo | Today at 1:32 PM

he’s the WHAT

 

The Great Lysithea, Queen of All the Lands | Today at 1:32 PM

Yep, that’s him. 

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 1:33 PM

WHAT

NO THAT WAS ONE TIME 

LYSITHEA IM BEGGING YOU DONT TARNISH MY IMAGE LIKE THIS

also my name is claude lol

 

The Great Lysithea, Queen of All the Lands | Today at 1:33 PM

Nope, that’s your legacy now, Mr. Banana Nut Muffin.

You called me baby one too many times, and it’s coming right back at you.

Bitch.

 

borenz | Today at 1:34 PM

I see we have a new member of the server. Welcome, Cyril. My name is Lorenz. I do hope you find this place hospitable. 

 

The Great Lysithea, Queen of All the Lands | Today at 1:34 PM

Cyril, that’s the guy whose white Valentino bag had lipstick spilled in it

 

Cyril | Today at 1:34 PM

Oh white Valentino bag guy!

That video is hilarious I still have it saved on my phone

 

borenz | Today at 1:35 PM

I beg your pardon?

 

The Great Lysithea, Queen of All the Lands | Today at 1:35 PM

Then beg.

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 1:35 PM

then beg

 

freik-uwu-gel | Today at 1:35 PM

then beg

 

artist in residence | Today at 1:35 PM

then beg

 

THE FUCKING STRONG | Today at 1:35 PM

Then Beg

 

bladebreaker 2 electric boogaloo | Today at 1:35 PM

then beg.

 

Cyril | Today at 1:35 PM

Then beg

 

doucedorte | Today at 1:35 PM

then beg

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 1:35 PM

holy shit guys that was FLAWLESS

 

byleth | Today at 1:35 PM

then beg

what is borenz begging 4

 

fail stay/naught | Today at 1:35 PM

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