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Sam added Stephen,Conan,Fallon and 6 more

Conan named the conversation "welcome to the late show motherfucker"

Sam: have fun while it last BITCH

Sam has left the conversation

Stephen: First of all, its 3am second of all, what did we do to deserved this, third of all, conan w h y

Conan: Cause why not

Conan changed stephen's name to cinnamonroll

cinnamonroll: oh we doing that now????

cinnamonroll changed conan's name to CONANANANANANA

CONANANANANANA: stephen i will ch o ke you

cinnamonroll: do it then u won't

cinnamonroll: OH GOD HE'S ACTUALLY DOING IT -

Fallon: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

cinnamonroll: SHUT UP AND HELP ME FALLON

Fallon: Fine

Fallon: CONAN GET YOUR FUCKING HAND OFF OF MY T H R O A T

Trevor: y'all having a threesome?

cinnamonroll: NO

Fallon: I WISH

Fallon: now that i think about it this is kinda hot

Trevor: you fucking gay-

James: it is 3 in the fucking morning can everyone SHUT THE HELL UP

cinnamonroll: >_>

Trevor: ._.

Fallon: no u

Welcome to the late show motherfucker

7:32am

8 ONLINE

Kimmel: Good morning everyone

Seth: Morning

 Fallon: Good morning!

cinnamonroll: You guys sound like robots "good morning" spice it up a bit!

Jon: GOOD MORNING SLUTS

cinnamonroll: ok not like that

Jon: Well you said to spice things up

cinnamonroll: True

JamesWho drinked all of the damn milk

Seth: One good morning from you would be great just one

Fallon: Seth drinked all of it

Seth: snitch 

Fallon: :)

John: morning

Fallon: Good morning also seth u better run 

Seth: What why?

Fallon: Because james is running to your room with a knife

Seth: oH NO

Trevor: why do i hear screaming

John: Because you have ears

Trevor: thanks captain obvious 

John: your welcome

Trevor: Anyways, wheres stephen and conan?

Fallon: Idk i haven't seen conan all morning

Fallon: Hey kimmel can you go check on them?

Kimmel: Why can't you?

Fallon: Because i'm lazy

Kimmel: Fair hey trevor can you go check on stephen and conan?

Trevor: Why can't you do it!?

Kimmel: Because i'm tired 

Trevor: SO AM I

Kimmel: Ugh fine i'll go

Trevor: Good you lazy shit

Fallon: now what?

Trevor: Idk also i think seth and james stopped

Fallon: Yeah they did

Seth: Ẅ̵̻͖͓͍͘͜h̵̻͆e̴̠͈̖̪͗̆͝ͅr̶̻̮̮̤͖͂͆̄e̴̻͎͋̔͐̅s̸̫͎̩̜̊̿ ̸̠͚̈͋͂ṯ̸̃̎ḫ̵̢̻̔ĕ̴̡̮̮̼ ̷͈̘͗̈́c̸͇̙̩̔͌ö̶̬̺̜͎͉̓̈̇f̵̠̬͐̕f̶̞̫̙̏̓̊̀ͅé̶͙̉̃͆e̵̝̾͒̑

Fallon: W H O A

Trevor: SETH WTF

Fallon: HOW DID YOU DO THAT I NEED TO KNOW

Seth: i just need some coffee

Trevor: don't worry i'll make you some

Seth: thank you

Fallon: NO COFFEE UNTIL YOU TELL ME HOW YOU TYPED LIKE THAT

Seth: its a type of font

Fallon: oh ok you can drink your coffee now

Kimmel: Ok so i found stephen and conan and they're fine and all

Kimmel:  But...

John: What?

Fallon: <_<

Kimmel: They were in bed...

Fallon: :0

Kimmel:  together

Fallon: :D

Kimmel: most likely naked i'm not sure i saw a lot of skin tho

Fallon: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jon: HA GAYYYYY

Trevor: i just spit out my coffee-

Fallon: @John @Seth UDHJSJKSAJIAIKSANJSKD YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS

John: I DID AND I AM WHEEZING SO HARD

Seth: WTF 

Seth: SO STEPHEN AND CONAN WERE fucking???????????????

Kimmel: most likely

Seth: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

James: what is happening

Fallon: STEPHEN AND CONAN WERE CAUGHT FUCKING

James: WHO WAS TOP AND WHO WAS A BOTTOM??

Kimmel: conan was top and stephen was bottom

James: CALLED IT

John: oH SHIT THEY'RE ONLINE

Fallon: EVERYONE ACT CASUAL 

Seth: k

CONANANANANANA: we know what you guys were talking about

Jon: no u don't

cinnamonroll: Yes we do

Fallon: Nooooo...

Seth: Yeah they do

Fallon: I know |:(

cinnamonroll: Anyways, we wasn't even having sex we were just cuddling 

James: While being naked???

CONANANANANANA: N o i had my shirt off while stephen still had his clothes on

cinnamonroll: Yup

Seth: ohhhhh

Fallon: Oh

Fallon: OH

Fallon: OH

John: Kimmel you b i t c h

Trevor: Wait what's happening?

Jon: kimmel lIED

Fallon: HE GOT ME EXCITED FOR NOTHING

Fallon: >:'(

Trevor: damn kimmel why u got to do fallon like that 

Kimmel: Uhhh...

Kimmel: All i have to say is

Kimmel: SAYONARA SHITHEADS

Fallon: GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE YOU BITCH

Seth: GET HIM FALLON

James: GET THAT LYING ASSHOLE

John: Hey stephen are you and conan are idk a c o u p l e ?

CONANANANANANA: no

cinnamonroll: yes

CONANANANANANA: No

cinnamonroll: Yes we are conan don't deny it

John: Adorable

Trevor: Who jumped out of a window

John: Kimmel and fallon

cinnamonroll: Huh, would you look at that, fallon is chasing kimmel around the streets of new york

CONANANANANANA: Whelp, what are we going to be doing today since its our day off?

Trevor: I was just thinking about relaxing at home

cinnamonroll: No we are going to the park today

James: Doing what? 

cinnamonroll: Just relaxing and walking around

Trevor: OH SO WE CAN RELAX AT THE PARK BUT NOT AT HOME!?

cinnamonroll: DON'T YELL AT ME YOUNG MAN

To be continued...

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Welcome to the late show motherfucker

8:04am

9 ONLINE

cinnamonroll: You guys ready?

Trevor: Yeah

Fallon: Yup

Jon: How was that chase around the neighborhood?

Fallon: Hilarious

Kimmel: FUCKING TERRIFYING 

Fallon: No it wasn't you baby

Kimmel: YOU TRIED TO KILL ME

Fallon: Just because i punched you doesn't mean i tried to knock you out

Kimmel: YOU CHOKED ME

Fallon: OK and?

Kimmel: I ALMOST GOT ARRESTED

Fallon: How did you almost get arrested!?

Kimmel: I GOT MY PHONE AND MY PEN BACK BECAUSE I DROPPED IT THEN WHEN THE OFFICER CAME HE THOUGHT I WAS GONNA KILL YOU

Fallon: That's dumb

Kimmel: YEAH BUT THE BULLSHIT THING WAS YOU DIDN'T HELP ME YOU JUST SAT THERE BEING DRAMATIC YET SOMEHOW YOU NEVER GOT ARRESTED CAUSE THAT DUMBASS THOUGHT YOU WAS A VICTIM OF A MURDERER 

Kimmel: WHEN I TRULY W A S T H E V I C T I M

John: You tried to kill fallon and fallon tried to kill you?

James: Apparently 

Jon: Alright, settle down you two

Fallon: Tell HIM to settle down

Trevor: BRO, WHY IS KIMMEL HAVING A SEIZURE ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR

Seth: He looks like he's aggressively break dancing

cinnamonroll: He probably is but c'mon we gotta go

James: By the way Stephen, are you ever gonna change your name back?

cinnamonroll: Probably 

CONANANANANANA: nope

cinnamonroll: Why not?

CONANANANANANA: because it's cute 

cinnamonroll: ...

cinnamonroll:a-alright then 

cinnamonroll: LETS GET TO THE PARK BEFORE I HAVE A STROKE C'MON EVERYONE

Seth: What about kimmel?

Jon: I'll carry him

Trevor: You sure about that?

Jon: Positive

cinnamonroll: Alright lets go!

John: Fallon

Fallon: What?

John: Wanna race?

Fallon:  Y e s

John: Loser give's winner $50

Fallon: YOU'RE ON

Trevor: what

James: dafuq

Seth: Idk

At the park...

John: HA I WIN NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY

Fallon: YOU CHEATED

John: SAY'S THE PERSON WHO USED A SHORTCUT

Fallon: how do you know about that

John: i know a lot of things

Trevor: You know too much

Seth: Way too much

James: Whelp i'm just gonna sit behind this tree cause fuck you

Seth: You just didn't want to be bothered didn't you?

James: yup

Seth: Mind if i join you?

James: Not at all

Seth: Thank's

James: Anytime...

Seth: ...

James: ...

Seth: Now what?

James: Idk

James: wait... Do you see those people over there?

Seth: Yeah..OH SHIT YEAH

James: WE GOTTA TELL FALLON AND TREVOR 

Seth: OF COURSE WE DO

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Trevor: And no fallon you can not climb that tree and yell "Jimmy kimmel loves sucking dick"

Fallon: Whyyyyyyy?

Trevor: Because i don't feel like being on cbs news

SethTREVOR, FALLON 

Trevor: What?

Fallon: What's up?

James: YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT LAST NIGHT?

Fallon: Yeah what happened?

Seth: THEY'RE HERE

Trevor: w h a t

Fallon: WHAT!?

Seth: YEAH THEY JUST ARRIVED TOO

Trevor: We gotta tell the others 

Fallon: Yeah but there's just ooone problem

Trevor: BITCH I TOLD YOU NOT TO CLIMB THAT TREE

Fallon: I GOT BORED THEN I SAW A SQUIRREL AND NOW I'M UP HERE

Trevor: YOU SAW A SQUIRREL???

Fallon: a squirrel

Trevor: A SQUIRREL!?!??!?!?!

Seth: Don't worry i'll get him out you can go with james

Trevor: Alright thanks....a fucking squirrel...

Fallon: Shut up trevor

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James: STEPHEN AND CONAN IMMA NEED YOU TO STOP MAKING OUT AND HEAR US OUT CAUSE THIS IS SERIOUS

CONANANANANANA: What is it?

Trevor: YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT LAST NIGHT?

cinnamonroll: Yeah...oh no

James: You saw them didn't you?

cinnamonroll: Yeah they're coming this way

CONANANANANANA: EVERYONE HIDE 

Trevor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

James: TREVOR STOP SCREAMING

Trevor: SETH FALLON YOU BETTER GET CLIMBING 

Seth: What why!?

Fallon: OK

Trevor: I'LL EXPLAIN IN THE TREE JUST GO GO GO

cinnamonroll: JON KIMMEL CLIMB ON A TREE AND HIDE NOW ITS AN EMERGENCY

Jon: ALREADY HIDING

James: ARE WE SERIOUSLY HIDING IN THE SAME TREE!?

Seth: ...yup

James: hold up David Muir is look hotter than usual

Fallon: Yeah he kinda is 

Trevor: fucking gay-

Kimmel: ...Why are we in a tree

Jon: Good question

To be continued....