Chapter 1: Welcome to the late show motherfucker
Sam added Stephen,Conan,Fallon and 6 more
Conan named the conversation "welcome to the late show motherfucker"
Sam: have fun while it last BITCH
Sam has left the conversation
Stephen: First of all, its 3am second of all, what did we do to deserved this, third of all, conan w h y
Conan: Cause why not
Conan changed stephen's name to cinnamonroll
cinnamonroll: oh we doing that now????
cinnamonroll changed conan's name to CONANANANANANA
CONANANANANANA: stephen i will ch o ke you
cinnamonroll: do it then u won't
cinnamonroll: OH GOD HE'S ACTUALLY DOING IT -
Fallon: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
cinnamonroll: SHUT UP AND HELP ME FALLON
Fallon: CONAN GET YOUR FUCKING HAND OFF OF MY T H R O A T
Trevor: y'all having a threesome?
Fallon: I WISH
Fallon: now that i think about it this is kinda hot
Trevor: you fucking gay-
James: it is 3 in the fucking morning can everyone SHUT THE HELL UP
Fallon: no u
Welcome to the late show motherfucker
Kimmel: Good morning everyone
Fallon: Good morning!
cinnamonroll: You guys sound like robots "good morning" spice it up a bit!
Jon: GOOD MORNING SLUTS
cinnamonroll: ok not like that
Jon: Well you said to spice things up
James: Who drinked all of the damn milk
Seth: One good morning from you would be great just one
Fallon: Seth drinked all of it
Fallon: Good morning also seth u better run
Seth: What why?
Fallon: Because james is running to your room with a knife
Seth: oH NO
Trevor: why do i hear screaming
John: Because you have ears
Trevor: thanks captain obvious
John: your welcome
Trevor: Anyways, wheres stephen and conan?
Fallon: Idk i haven't seen conan all morning
Fallon: Hey kimmel can you go check on them?
Kimmel: Why can't you?
Fallon: Because i'm lazy
Kimmel: Fair hey trevor can you go check on stephen and conan?
Trevor: Why can't you do it!?
Kimmel: Because i'm tired
Trevor: SO AM I
Kimmel: Ugh fine i'll go
Trevor: Good you lazy shit
Fallon: now what?
Trevor: Idk also i think seth and james stopped
Fallon: Yeah they did
Seth: Ẅ̵̻͖͓͍͘͜h̵̻͆e̴̠͈̖̪͗̆͝ͅr̶̻̮̮̤͖͂͆̄e̴̻͎͋̔͐̅s̸̫͎̩̜̊̿ ̸̠͚̈͋͂ṯ̸̃̎ḫ̵̢̻̔ĕ̴̡̮̮̼ ̷͈̘͗̈́c̸͇̙̩̔͌ö̶̬̺̜͎͉̓̈̇f̵̠̬͐̕f̶̞̫̙̏̓̊̀ͅé̶͙̉̃͆e̵̝̾͒̑
Fallon: W H O A
Trevor: SETH WTF
Fallon: HOW DID YOU DO THAT I NEED TO KNOW
Seth: i just need some coffee
Trevor: don't worry i'll make you some
Seth: thank you
Fallon: NO COFFEE UNTIL YOU TELL ME HOW YOU TYPED LIKE THAT
Seth: its a type of font
Fallon: oh ok you can drink your coffee now
Kimmel: Ok so i found stephen and conan and they're fine and all
Kimmel: They were in bed...
Kimmel: most likely naked i'm not sure i saw a lot of skin tho
Jon: HA GAYYYYY
Trevor: i just spit out my coffee-
Fallon: @John @Seth UDHJSJKSAJIAIKSANJSKD YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS
John: I DID AND I AM WHEEZING SO HARD
Seth: SO STEPHEN AND CONAN WERE fucking???????????????
Kimmel: most likely
James: what is happening
Fallon: STEPHEN AND CONAN WERE CAUGHT FUCKING
James: WHO WAS TOP AND WHO WAS A BOTTOM??
Kimmel: conan was top and stephen was bottom
James: CALLED IT
John: oH SHIT THEY'RE ONLINE
Fallon: EVERYONE ACT CASUAL
CONANANANANANA: we know what you guys were talking about
Jon: no u don't
cinnamonroll: Yes we do
Seth: Yeah they do
Fallon: I know |:(
cinnamonroll: Anyways, we wasn't even having sex we were just cuddling
James: While being naked???
CONANANANANANA: N o i had my shirt off while stephen still had his clothes on
John: Kimmel you b i t c h
Trevor: Wait what's happening?
Jon: kimmel lIED
Fallon: HE GOT ME EXCITED FOR NOTHING
Trevor: damn kimmel why u got to do fallon like that
Kimmel: All i have to say is
Kimmel: SAYONARA SHITHEADS
Fallon: GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE YOU BITCH
Seth: GET HIM FALLON
James: GET THAT LYING ASSHOLE
John: Hey stephen are you and conan are idk a c o u p l e ?
cinnamonroll: Yes we are conan don't deny it
Trevor: Who jumped out of a window
John: Kimmel and fallon
cinnamonroll: Huh, would you look at that, fallon is chasing kimmel around the streets of new york
CONANANANANANA: Whelp, what are we going to be doing today since its our day off?
Trevor: I was just thinking about relaxing at home
cinnamonroll: No we are going to the park today
James: Doing what?
cinnamonroll: Just relaxing and walking around
Trevor: OH SO WE CAN RELAX AT THE PARK BUT NOT AT HOME!?
cinnamonroll: DON'T YELL AT ME YOUNG MAN
To be continued...
Chapter 2: The gang goes to the park, gets horny and beat a bitch up Part 1
The gang goes to the park to relax a bit and let their stress go away...until David Muir and other news people come to the park
Like i said before everything that happens in this is FICTION none of this is real
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Welcome to the late show motherfucker
cinnamonroll: You guys ready?
Jon: How was that chase around the neighborhood?
Kimmel: FUCKING TERRIFYING
Fallon: No it wasn't you baby
Kimmel: YOU TRIED TO KILL ME
Fallon: Just because i punched you doesn't mean i tried to knock you out
Kimmel: YOU CHOKED ME
Fallon: OK and?
Kimmel: I ALMOST GOT ARRESTED
Fallon: How did you almost get arrested!?
Kimmel: I GOT MY PHONE AND MY PEN BACK BECAUSE I DROPPED IT THEN WHEN THE OFFICER CAME HE THOUGHT I WAS GONNA KILL YOU
Fallon: That's dumb
Kimmel: YEAH BUT THE BULLSHIT THING WAS YOU DIDN'T HELP ME YOU JUST SAT THERE BEING DRAMATIC YET SOMEHOW YOU NEVER GOT ARRESTED CAUSE THAT DUMBASS THOUGHT YOU WAS A VICTIM OF A MURDERER
Kimmel: WHEN I TRULY W A S T H E V I C T I M
John: You tried to kill fallon and fallon tried to kill you?
Jon: Alright, settle down you two
Fallon: Tell HIM to settle down
Trevor: BRO, WHY IS KIMMEL HAVING A SEIZURE ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR
Seth: He looks like he's aggressively break dancing
cinnamonroll: He probably is but c'mon we gotta go
James: By the way Stephen, are you ever gonna change your name back?
cinnamonroll: Why not?
CONANANANANANA: because it's cute
cinnamonroll: LETS GET TO THE PARK BEFORE I HAVE A STROKE C'MON EVERYONE
Seth: What about kimmel?
Jon: I'll carry him
Trevor: You sure about that?
cinnamonroll: Alright lets go!
John: Wanna race?
Fallon: Y e s
John: Loser give's winner $50
Fallon: YOU'RE ON
At the park...
John: HA I WIN NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
Fallon: YOU CHEATED
John: SAY'S THE PERSON WHO USED A SHORTCUT
Fallon: how do you know about that
John: i know a lot of things
Trevor: You know too much
Seth: Way too much
James: Whelp i'm just gonna sit behind this tree cause fuck you
Seth: You just didn't want to be bothered didn't you?
Seth: Mind if i join you?
James: Not at all
Seth: Now what?
James: wait... Do you see those people over there?
Seth: Yeah..OH SHIT YEAH
James: WE GOTTA TELL FALLON AND TREVOR
Seth: OF COURSE WE DO
Trevor: And no fallon you can not climb that tree and yell "Jimmy kimmel loves sucking dick"
Trevor: Because i don't feel like being on cbs news
Seth: TREVOR, FALLON
Fallon: What's up?
James: YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT LAST NIGHT?
Fallon: Yeah what happened?
Seth: THEY'RE HERE
Trevor: w h a t
Seth: YEAH THEY JUST ARRIVED TOO
Trevor: We gotta tell the others
Fallon: Yeah but there's just ooone problem
Trevor: BITCH I TOLD YOU NOT TO CLIMB THAT TREE
Fallon: I GOT BORED THEN I SAW A SQUIRREL AND NOW I'M UP HERE
Trevor: YOU SAW A SQUIRREL???
Fallon: a squirrel
Trevor: A SQUIRREL!?!??!?!?!
Seth: Don't worry i'll get him out you can go with james
Trevor: Alright thanks....a fucking squirrel...
Fallon: Shut up trevor
James: STEPHEN AND CONAN IMMA NEED YOU TO STOP MAKING OUT AND HEAR US OUT CAUSE THIS IS SERIOUS
CONANANANANANA: What is it?
Trevor: YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT LAST NIGHT?
cinnamonroll: Yeah...oh no
James: You saw them didn't you?
cinnamonroll: Yeah they're coming this way
CONANANANANANA: EVERYONE HIDE
James: TREVOR STOP SCREAMING
Trevor: SETH FALLON YOU BETTER GET CLIMBING
Seth: What why!?
Trevor: I'LL EXPLAIN IN THE TREE JUST GO GO GO
cinnamonroll: JON KIMMEL CLIMB ON A TREE AND HIDE NOW ITS AN EMERGENCY
Jon: ALREADY HIDING
James: ARE WE SERIOUSLY HIDING IN THE SAME TREE!?
James: hold up David Muir is look hotter than usual
Fallon: Yeah he kinda is
Trevor: fucking gay-
Kimmel: ...Why are we in a tree
Jon: Good question
To be continued....
Very sorry this came in late i got incredibly lazy so that's why i didn't post chapter 2 last fucking month