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vibe check! *punches you in the balls*

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vibe check has created group-chat of twenty-seven members called do you like cock and balls? 

 

vibe check: vibe check 

 

big lion: delete this before our fucking teachers see 

 

sans: holy shit its big lion 

 

god is a woman: Cursing is against the Word of God. 

 

*mom voice* acid: sorry shiozaki 

 

god is a woman: But some rules were made to be broken. 

 

vibe check:  im so scared how does all might know big lion 

 

trans rights: you kids are insufferable 

 

papyrus: but you saved us at usj so 

 

big lion: i would smite you deku but how is mr. aizawa typing 

 

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IDIOT: hes not 

 

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IDIOT: tenya is typing 

 

stay hydrated: Where are you? This is your job. 

 

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IDIOT: getting food? Smh be grateful 

 

stay hydrated: I’m sorry. Thank you Uncle Hizashi. 

 

virgo rights: Uncle? 

 

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IDIOT: yeah i love my honorary nephew 

 

virgo rights: Oh! I see. 

 

vibe check: no but i mean i., how are y’all doing. We kinda just got attacked the other day

 

two balls and a bong: slow building anxiety attack haunts me

 

trans rights: once im free of my chains im assigning you all therapy paid by yuuei 

 

kuromi: chains?  

 

trans rights: my casts and bandages

 

kuromi: oh 

 

*mom voice* acid: hell yeah class trip to free therapy babey! 

 

*mom voice* acid: can i get a hoy yeah! 

 

chat noir: Hoy yeah! 

 

froakie: hoy yeah!

 

stay hydrated: hoy yeah! 

 

your social security is someone elses: hoy yeah!

 

whack-a-mole: hoy yeah! 

 

vibe check: hoy yeah!

 

sonic spikes: hoy yeah!

 

thumper:  ヽ(・∀・)ノ!

 

ladybug: hoy yeah! 

 

ninjara: hoy yeah! 

 

kuromi: hoy yeah! 

 

two balls and a bong: hoy yeah! 

 

badtemaru: Hoy yeah. 

 

bergmite: Hoy yeah? 

 

hey there demons: hoy yeah! 

 

big lion: hoy fucking yeah.

 

papyrus: hoy yeah! 

 

god is a woman: Hoy yeah. May God bless us.

 

virgo rights: Hoy yeah!

 

vibe with me or suffer the consequences: holy shit are you guys okay? also who are you guys? i only know kaminari 

 

trans rights: why are you in this chat. 

 

vibe check: because he’s cool! 

 

big lion: you added the purple fucker in the chat? 

 

vibe check: he’s our friend. 

 

papryus: are you shinsou? 

 

stay hydrated: Oh no.

 

your social security is someone elses: run. 

 

trans rights: leave now son. 

 

vibe with me or suffer the consequences: im??? Confused???

 

big lion: you should be scared



vibe with me or suffer the consequences: holy shit its big lion

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do you like cock and balls? 



 

stay hydrated: @vibe with me or suffer the consequences The other day you said you knew Kaminari but you know me as well?

 



vibe with me or suffer the consequences: when im tired i forget things sorry tenya

 


stay hydrated: But you’re always tired? 

 

 

vibe with me or suffer the consequences: yeah. 



trans rights: Take your melatonin. 



vibe with me or suffer the consequences: no u 



RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IDIOT: n̸̙̜ͩ͊ͪͬ̃o̮͙͖͖̝̯̝̹̓́̓ͤ̅͛ͣͧ͘͞ͅ ̵̭̼̪̖͎̠̼͔́̀̆͊͑̉̈͊͋b̷͍̝̞̺̙̊̓̃ͮ̿́̚͘ö̴̢̻̘̮́̕t͈̣̭͔̞̯̙̺̏̓̌̈ͦ̏̚h̞͖̟̥̭̠͉̃̋ͫͮ̿͆ͫ͜͠ ͎̹͈͊̊̆ͧ͑͗͊̍o̡̯̳̥̖̲̝͙͐͊͐͐͌f̴̳̓ͫ̉̍͜ ̭ͥy̛̹̦͎̼̲̅ͤ̇̈͌͒̄͊ͩo̢͔͊̌͊͊̄ͦ͊̚͠u̟͖̣͖͉͓͎͂͋͜͡



trans rights: ominous 



your social security is someone elses: all of you shut the fuck up. 



trans rights: ???????????



papyrus: sorry she’s hyped for the festival 



trans rights: oh 



badtemaru: the darkness that resides within one woman. 



your social security is someone elses: shut the hell up edgar allen poe im training  



whack-a-mole: I’m so scared why does she sound like Bakugo?

 

stay hydrated: That is because they are training together.

 


whack-a-mole: Oh. 

 

 

*mom voice* acid: that explains so much



big lion:  what the HELL does that mean you fucking pinkity drinkity

 


two balls and a bong: you’ve been a lot nicer lately?



sonic spikes: It’s manly to support your friends! 

 

 

papyrus: oh i see.

 


big lion: WHAT THE SHIT DOES THAT MEAN DEKU


 

your social security is someone elses: it means

 


your social security is someone elses: SHUT THE HELL UP THE FESTIVAL IS IN TWO DAYS



vibe check: okay queen

 

 

your social security is someone elses: finally someone with sense

 

 

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(8:00 A.M.)

do you like cock and balls? 

 

 

 

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IDIOT: SPORTS FESTIVAL TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

froakie: hell yeah

 


trans rights: i feel like something is going to happen today

 

 

stay hydrated: That’s because it’s the sports festival? Also stay hydrated today fellow classmates!

 

 

your social security is someone elses: okay!!! will do!!!

 

 

*mom voice* acid: B.Y.O.H.

 


big lion: B.Y.O.H. ?

 

 

hey there demons: Bring Your Own Hydroflasksksksksksksksksksksksksksks

 

 

virgo rights: I’ll bring the scrunchies though! 

 

 

vibe check: thank you queen

 


papyrus: schunchie…..

 

 

sans: Yeah. 

 

 

bergmite: Ominious. 



 

(11:27 A.M.) 

 

god is a woman: Not to use the Lord’s name in vain, but what in God’s name just happened?

 


chat noir: Midoriya gains a boyfriend.

 


virgo rights: Ominous.

 

 

vibe with me or suffer the consequences: yeah




(11:49 A.M.)

 

bergmite  >>> papyrus  (PRIVATE MESSAGE)

 

 

bergmite sent location!

 



bergmite: Meet me here.

 


papyrus: ominous 



(12:10 P.M.) 

do you like cock and balls?




trans rights: IT JUST HAPPENED AGAIN 

 

 

vibe check: another boyfriend

 


bergmite: actually im agender

 


vibe check: oh sorry t’hedam

 

 

bergmite: hm

 

 


bergmite: acceptable

 

 

thumper: (≧∀≦ゞ

 


*mom voice* acid: are we going to ignore that todoroki killed a man though

 

 

ladybug: Yes. 

 

 

going ghost!: ominous but im also agender todoroki so if you need anyone to talk to about it im here

 

 

bergmite: thanks

 



vibe check: also mina you say that like you didn’t demolish aoyama

 



chat noir: And Shiozaki absolutely wiped the floor with you~!

 



vibe check: yes but hear me out

 



vibe check: all women…are queens

 

 

virgo rights: That means you also? Since you are genderfluid? 

 

 

vibe check: i stand by what i said

 

 

two balls and a bong: okay queen



(12:36 P.M.) 

 

stay hydrated: I’m sorry but I have to leave. Something important came up.

 



papyrus: understandable! stay safe iida. 

 

 

your social security is someone elses: Yeah! Love you Iida hope you are okay!

 



ladybug: I’m so scared how is midoriya typing so soon aren’t you dead? 

 

 

papyrus: thats my sexy little secret ;)

 

 

sonic spikes: Ominous! 

 

 

god is a woman: That is all we have been saying today. 

 

 

froakie: this is a strange sports festival

 



trans rights: no other sports festivals have been like this one so you’re right

 

 

badtemaru: what a mad banquet of darkness



(1:17 P.M) 

 

big lion: what the FUCK 

 

 

bergmite: yeah i probably deserve that

 

 

papyrus: no you don’t!

 



bergmite: no i don’t 

 

 

big lion: GODDAMNIT fine BUT NEXT TIME WE FIGHT 

 

 

big lion: YOU BRING YOUR FUCKING ALL 

 

 


RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IDIOT: LISTEN UP GREMLINS GET OFF YOUR PHONES AWARD CEREMONIES SOON IF YOU DON’T GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONES I WILL BREAK THEM WITH MY VOICE 

 

 

lavender lotion: and i think shouta is scary 

 

 

hey there demons:  inch resting…

 

 

ninjara: ominous 



(1:34 P.M.)  

kuromi: why is that so…..

 



kuromi: iconic. 

 

 

*mom voice* acid: I WAS TAKING A DUMP WHAT HAPPENED

 

 

kuromi: bakugo wore a trans flag as a cape on the stand while holding hands with kirishima for support

 

 

two balls and a bong: SO BASICALLY BAKUGO WORE oh

 



*mom voice* acid: HELL YEAH 

 

 

trans rights: never been more proud of you gremlins

 

 

whack-a-mole: I ALSO TOOK A DUMP AND YOUR TELLING ME THAT BAKUGO DID THAT 

 

 

ninjara: but can we give tokoyami and big hug though? he came really far and did really good.

 



badtemaru: nay

 

 

sonic spikes: HELL FUCKING YEAH

 

 

badtemaru:

 

 

kuromi: going to cry again? 

 

 

badtemaru: Yes.