Instance #1 - The Dorms (Afternoon)
“Godfucking dammit! I fucking hate cleaning! It fucking sucks!” Katsuki snarled, shaking the broom that Aizawa handed him earlier.
“But somebody’s gotta do it, don’t you think, Kacchan…?” Izuku spoke hesitantly, hoping to assuage his fuming boyfriend.
“Fuck that shit!” Katsuki roared, explosions erupting from his hand as he blew the broom into smithereens.
Izuku let out a horrified shout as he gaped at the remains of the broom that laid before Katsuki.
“Kacchan! We do not make the brooms explode!” he scolded.
“Huh?! What are you, my fucking mom?! Don’t tell me what I can and can’t do, Deku!” Katsuki roared, more explosions erupting from his hand.
“I can do whatever I please, Kacchan! So stop trying to pick fights every chance you get!”
“So you think I’m trying to pick fights, huh…well, I’ll show you what a real fight looks like—”
“Yo, Bakugou! Stop picking fights with Midoriya and get back to work! Here, I even brought you an extra broom!”
Katsuki whirled around to glare daggers at Eijirou, who entered the common area along with Denki.
“Fuck off, Shitty Hair! This is between me and Deku!” he then marched over to Eijirou. “Also, gimme that fucking broom!” he shouted, swiping it out of Eijirou’s hand.
“Alright, alright, bro! Well, Kaminari and I are going to go upstairs for a tutoring session with Yaoyorozu!” Eijirou declared.
“Okay, then! We fucking get it, so go to your goddamn tutoring session before I blast you and Pikachu out of this fucking dorm!” Katsuki snapped.
“Whoa-ho! Chillax, Fireball! We’re going now, alright?” Denki said.
“Huh?! Who the fuck you calling a goddamn Fireball—”
“Kacchan, just let it go!” Izuku wrapped his arms around Katsuki’s torso as he shot looks at Eijirou and Denki. “Kirishima, Kaminari, hurry upstairs while I still have him restrained!” he called out.
“Alright!” Eijirou replied as he and Denki scampered away.
Katsuki let out a growl.
“Goddammit…!” he bit out.
“Kacchan, if you try to struggle any more than you already are, I will literally slam you down onto the floor! You know I will!” Izuku shouted.
“Oh, fucking fine!” Katsuki shouted back in response.
Izuku released Katsuki as the blond released a sigh, reaching up to run a hand through his spiky hair.
“Ugh, those two fucking piss me off sometimes…” he then shot a side glance at Izuku. “Also, sorry for yelling at you. It’s gonna take me a while before I can stop doing that.” he said.
“Oh no, there’s no need for you to apologize, Kacchan! I completely understand!” Izuku nodded at the broom that Katsuki held in his hand. “Let’s just get to cleaning, yeah?” he suggested.
Katsuki glared at the broom in his hand and then at the vacuum that Izuku was holding before sighing.
“Fucking fine…” he grumbled as he proceeded to sweep the rug.
Izuku watched his boyfriend huffily sweep the rug as an idea came to him.
“Hey, Kacchan. I have an idea.” he said.
“Huh? Am idea?” Katsuki answered.
“Yeah! To make cleaning duty a little more fun for you.”
“So, how about we compete to see who can finish cleaning the fastest? The winner can get the loser to do whatever they want for the rest of the day.” Izuku explained.
“Hm…sounds interesting enough. I’m in.” Katsuki eyed Izuku curiously. “But why do all this? You know, come up with the competition and stuff.” he asked.
“Hm, I wonder…” Izuku made his way over to Katsuki and leaned in so that he could whisper in his ear. “Maybe it’s because I love you and I want my boyfriend to stop being so grumpy?” he replied.
He watched as Katsuki’s cheeks turned pink. He couldn't’ help but giggle.
How cute, he thought to himself.
“Oh, by the way, the competition starts now. Try and catch me if you can.” Izuku said before turning on the vacuum and dashing off with it.
Katsuki blinked, trying to process what just happened. Then, a wide smirk pulled his lips upward.
“Oh, now you’re asking for it, Deku!” he hollered as he took off after Izuku, using his Quirk to help him gain some speed.
Izuku whirled around, his eyes growing wide upon seeing Katsuki using his Quirk.
“Kacchan, wait! You shouldn’t be using your Quirk in here!” he shouted.
“Don’t worry, Deku. I’ll make sure that I don’t damage anything!” Katsuki shouted back.
“That’s not the point here!” Izuku whined.
They came around a corner and raced past Shouto, who was exiting the kitchen with a cup of green tea in his hand.
Shouto could only stare in mild surprise as Katsuki tackled Izuku and the two of them went tumbling to the floor. He watched Katsuki proceed to tickle Izuku, the sounds of high-pitched squeals and pleas for mercy accompanied by the blond’s raucous laughter reaching his ears.
Shouto let out a sigh as he took a sip from his cup.
What a couple of lovebirds.
Instance #2 - Training Grounds (Afternoon)
After being told of their one-on-one training battles for today along with drawing lots for who was battling who, everyone went to the locker room to change into their hero costumes.
Izuku pulled his shirt over his head as Eijirou spoke.
“So the first battle will be Bakugou versus Todoroki, huh…that’s gonna be just as intense as when they battled during the school festival.” he commented.
“And this time, you better not hold the fuck back, Half n’ Half Bastard!” explosions erupted from Katsuki’s palms. “Come at me so I can blast you out of the damn arena!” he roared.
“The same goes for you too.” Shouto shot a look at Katsuki. “I’ll try my best to defeat you, as well.” he stated.
“You better fucking mean it!” Katsuki snapped as he began to hurl expletives at Shouto.
“Geez, they’re so intense already…” he released a sigh. “Well, my battle’s against Jirou, so that’ll be interesting.” he said as he threw his jacket on.
“And mines is against Yaoyorozu! Ah, I’m really looking forward to that battle…” Mineta trailed off, drool spilling from the corners of his mouth as his mind began to wander.
“Mineta! Stop it with your filthy fantasies right this instant! We are in a school environment!” Tenya shouted from across the room, moving his hand up and down in his signature chopping motion.
Izuku laughed as he proceeded to put on his hero costume. As he did, he managed to catch a glimpse of Katsuki’s toned chest as he took off his shirt. Izuku swallowed as he watched Katsuki’s muscles flex with each movement he made.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Shirtless Kacchan, shirtless Kacchan! I mean, I’ve seen him shirtless countless times already, but now that we’re dating, it’s enough to make my heart flutter, he thought to himself.
He didn’t realize that he was still staring at Katsuki until a familiar voice pulled him back into reality.
“Oi, Deku! The hell are you looking at?!” Katsuki barked out.
“N-Nothing! Nothing at all!” Izuku shouted in response, his cheeks a fiery red as he quickly snapped his gaze away from the blond.
He quickly got dressed and left the locker room before anyone could ask him any questions. As he walked down the hall, he heard a voice call out to him.
Izuku let out a small yelp as an arm wrapped itself around his waist and he was pulled into a side embrace, the familiar scent of cinnamon and cologne flooding his senses.
“You see something you like back there?” Katsuki asked.
“H-Huh?! No!” Izuku exclaimed, the tips of his ears burning as Katsuki chuckled.
“Really now? Because I’m pretty sure I saw you staring at me intently as I was changing my clothes.” Katsuki teased, a smug smirk tugging at his lips.
At that moment, Katsuki withdrew his arm from around Izuku’s waist, shouted “Die!” in a loud voice, and blasted Izuku into the wall. He watched Ochaco gasp out of the corner of his eye.
“Deku!” she raced over to him. “Deku, are you okay?” she asked.
“Y-Yeah, I’m alright.” he replied as she helped him up.
Katsuki let out a “hmph” before whirling around and marching off. Ochaco shot a look at Katsuki’s retreating back.
“Bakugou! Why would you do that—” Izuku cut her off before she could continue.
“Don’t worry about it, Uraraka. I think I went too far with my teasing this time around…” he trailed off.
There’s no way I could tell her that he did it so that he could cover up how close we were just now. If she ever finds out that Kacchan and I are dating, she’ll pass out from the shock, he thought to himself.
“Is that so…” Ochaco trailed off.
“Y-Yeah! Kacchan’ll cool off eventually. We should get going.” Izuku said.
“Yeah!” Ochaco chirped in response.
The two of them made conversation as they headed to the training ground, discussing their upcoming battles with Tsuyu and Aoyama. Eventually, everyone else arrived at the training ground, Aizawa along with some of the other teachers waiting for them.
“Now that everyone is here, we will begin the battles with the first one being Todoroki versus Bakugou. The two of you, make your way up to the battle stage. I’m starting to get sleepy already.” Aizawa grumbled, zipping himself up in his yellow sleeping bag and laying down on the ground.
“Hah! It’s “Blasting Icy-Hot Outta This Fucking Arena” time!” Katsuki roared as he bumped his fist against his palm, creating a small explosion in the process.
As he was about to head onto the stage, Izuku called out to him.
“Wait, Kacchan! I need to say something before you go!” he shouted as he raced over to Katsuki.
“Huh? What is it now, Deku?” Katsuki asked as Izuku approached him.
Izuku motioned for him to lean down so that he could whisper in his ear. Katsuki hesitated for a moment before complying. Izuku cupped his hands around Katsuki’s ear and a part of his cheek before whispering to him.
“Go show Todoroki what you’re made of. I love you, Kacchan.” he said.
He then delivered a quick peck to Katsuki’s cheek before pulling away. He watched Katsuki’s face flush a light red and he had to stop himself from grinning at the sight.
It seems like Kacchan.exe has stopped working, he thought to himself.
“You…You don’t need to tell me twice! I know you fucking do! And I’ll blast that Half n’ Half bastard into smithereens! Just you wait!” Katsuki shouted before marching over to the stage.
Izuku laughed nervously as Ochaco and Tsuyu walked over to him.
“Deku! What did you tell Bakugou?” Ochacho asked.
“I am curious as well, Midoriya. What did you tell him? He seemed pretty flustered, which is rare for him.” Tsuyu commented.
“Oh, that? Nothing much. It’s just…” Izuku watched as Katsuki launched his first attack on Todoroki. “Something to boost his ego a little, maybe?”
Instance #3 - Grocery Store (Late Afternoon/Early Evening)
“Now, let’s see here…” Katsuki burned holes into the shopping list that Momo handed him when he left the dorm with Izuku earlier today. “We got the cabbage, so let’s go get the fucking soba noodles.” he said.
“Okay!” Izuku chirped as he pushed the cart, following Katsuki around like a puppy would follow its owner.
Katsuki eyed Izuku, silently noting how eager he looked.
Class 1-A decided to draw lots in order to see who would go grocery shopping this time around. Katsuki and Izuku ended up being selected and Momo handed them a list she wrote up before ushering them out of the dorm. As much as Katsuki was annoyed that he got chosen to do the task, he didn’t hate it, either.
Not when Izuku had such a damn adorable look on his face.
They made their way down the noodle aisle and picked up some packets of soba, udon, and somen noodles along with some instant cup ramen. Placing them in the cart, Katsuki checked them off the list.
“Alright, now let’s go get those fucking baking ingredients for Satou and then that green tea Half n’ Half bastard likes. Ponytail said that this store also carries her favorite tea from some place called Harrod’s, so we’ll also go and fucking pick that up—” he stopped, feeling Izuku’s arms wrap around his own.
He stared at Izuku in mild surprise.
“Oi, Deku, just what is it that you’re doing?” he asked.
“Hugging your arm.” Izuku replied.
“I can fucking see that. Why are you doing it, though?”
“This feels nice. You know, the two of us going grocery shopping together. Don’t you think this is nice, Kacchan?”
Katsuki looked over at Izuku and was nearly sucker-punched by the wide, doe-like eyes that Izuku was shooting him.
Fucking shit, I can’t not answer him when he looks at me like that, he thought to himself.
“Yeah…it does feel nice.” he said.
Izuku beamed up at the blond, rubbing his cheek against his arm as Katsuki began to push the cart.
They picked up the ingredients that Satou needed and quickly made a detour to the candy aisle to pick up some sweets that Mina and Tooru said they wanted to try.
As Katsuki put (read: chucked) a package of sakura-themed Kit Kats into the cart, Izuku spotted a large milk chocolate bar. His eyes sparkled in swe as he picked it up.
“Whoa, this is super big…” he looked over at Katsuki. “Hey, Kacchan! Look at what I found!” he called out, waving the chocolate bar around for him to see.
“Huh? What is it?” Katsuki answered as he looked at Izuku, frowning upon seeing the chocolate bar in his hands.
“Fuck no.” he said almost immediately.
“Huh?” Izuku blinked his eyes twice in surprise. “Wha—”
“I said. Fuck. No! If it ain’t on the damn list, we ain’t picking it up!”
“Fuck no means fuuuuuuuck noooooooo! Put it back, Deku.”
“Put it back or else I’ll blast it right out of your hands.”
“But then you’ll have to buy it, anyway.”
“Don’t get smart with me, Deku! Now, put the chocolate bar back where you found it.”
Izuku’s lips curled into a pout.
“Fine…” he mumbled.
He shot Katsuki a dejected look as he turned to put the chocolate bar back. As soon as the bar hit the shelf, Katsuki let out a groan.
“Aaaaaaargh, fine! Fine! Put it in the cart! I’ll buy it for you!” he shouted.
Izuku immediately picked the bar back up and whirled around to face Katsuki, his eyes sparkling with glee.
“Really?!” he exclaimed.
“Yes, really. Now, hurry it up and put it in the cart before I change my fucking mind. Just know that we’re sharing that because there is no way in hell you’ll end up with a gazillion cavities in your teeth—” Izuku tossed the bar into the cart and threw his arms around Katsuki before the blond could finish his sentence.
“Thank you, Kacchan! I love you, I love you, I love yooooooooooooou!” he gushed excitedly.
“Whoa, slow down there!” Katsuki blushed a little. “You do realize that we’re in fucking public, right?” he asked.
“Oh.” Izuku replied, his eyes wide as a boy’s voice reached their ears.
“Mama! Those two guys are holding each other!” he shouted.
“Shhh! Honey, don’t look!” his mother chided.
A bright red blush spread across Izuku’s face as he withdrew from Katsuki.
“Sorry for suddenly hugging you like that…” he murmured.
“Shit, don’t apologize, just…” Katsuki sighed, running a finger through his hair. “Let’s just get the rest of the groceries and get the fuck out of this store.” he said.
“Yeah, let’s do that.” he said.
The two of them exited the candy aisle and they went to get the tea for Momo and Shouto, an awkward silence hanging over them all the while.
Instance #4 - The Dorms, Katsuki’s Room (Evening)
Katsuki was seated at his desk, working on his homework when there was a knock at the door. He looked over at the door, pinching the bridge of his nose.
“Yes?” he called out.
“Um, Kacchan? It’s me…”
Katsuki felt the tension in his body seep out of him the minute he heard Izuku’s voice on the other side of the door.
Oh, thank god. I can distract myself for the time being, he thought to himself.
“The door’s open.” he said.
The door opened moments later to reveal Izuku, who poked his head inside.
“Hi, Kacchan.” he spoke sheepishly, his cheeks tinted a light red.
It felt like Cupid had struck him through the heart.
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit—!
Oh goddamn it all, why does Deku have to be so cute, he asked himself.
Izuku stepped inside and closed the door behind him. He had on a simple navy blue v-neck shirt and blue pajama pants that had red stars, white stars, and All Might on them. Katsuki resisted the urge to snort. The pajama pants were ridiculously dorky, but they definitely suited him.
He looked down and noticed that Izuku was holding a piece of paper and a pen in his hand.
“Is that for me?” he asked.
“Oh, this? Yeah, it is. I’m stuck on this problem and I need you to help me solve it.” Izuku explained.
“Is that so…well, come sit on the bed. Make yourself comfortable.” Katsuki said.
Izuku nodded as he crawled onto Katsuki’s bed and leaned against the pillow Katsuki climbed on as well and sat down beside Izuku.
Immediately, the scent of eucalyptus mint hit the blond’s nostrils. Looking at Izuku’s slightly damp hair and his glowing skin, it was clear to him that he just came out of the shower. This made his heart hammer against his ribcage.
Shit, he smells so good. I wanna nuzzle my face into his neck and just inhale his scent, he thought to himself.
He shooed that thought away before it could fully manifest into an action.
“So? What’s the problem?” Katsuki asked.
“It’s this one.” Izuku showed him the paper. “I don’t know how to go about simplifying it…” he trailed off.
Katsuki took the piece of paper from him and he scanned it over.
“2i<6u…? Oh come on, Deku, this shit is so fucking easy. You just divide two from both sides and you get i<3u.” he said, taking Izuku’s pen from him and outlining teach step for him.
“I see…” Izuku peered down at the paper. “You know, that looks like it could be read a different way.” he pointed out.
“Huh? Read a different way?” Katsuki eyed the sheet of paper quizzically. “The only way that this can be read is i<3u.” he stated.
“No, there’s another way.” Izuku stated.
Katsuki furrowed his brows.
“I don’t follow.”
“You don’t know?”
“No, I fucking don’t.”
“I thought you were smart, Kacchan.”
“Huh?! Don’t test me, Deku! I’m fucking intelligent, I’ll have you know!”
“Then what is the other way you can read that?”
“Like hell if I know.”
“Would you like me to tell you?”
Katsuki shot a look at Izuku, who looking right back at him. This lasted for a few minutes before Izuku began to giggle.
“Alright, since it seems like you want me to tell you, then I might as well.” he said.
That was when Izuku leaned in closer, which caught Katsuki by surprise.
“Oi Deku, just what is it that you’re doing?” he asked.
“I’m going to tell you the answer.” Izuku replied.
Yeah, I figured that much, but do you have to be so close? It’s bad for my heart, Katsuki thought to himself.
Izuku leaned in even closer, his breath hitting Katsuki’s ear.
“The less than three makes a heart. So in other words, it can also be read as “I love you,” Kacchan.” he whispered.
Katsuki sat there for a few minutes, trying to comprehend what Izuku said. Then, it clicked.
“So in other words, it can also be read as “I love you,” Kacchan.” Izuku’s words played in his mind like a broken record as a blush crawled onto his cheeks.
Then, it began to spread to his ears the moment plush, warm lips connected with his cheek.
Oh, goddamn it all, he sure knows how to drive me wild, Katsuki thought to himself.
Before he could grab Izuku and show him what a real kiss is like, Izuku pulled away and he climbed off of the bed.
“Thanks for helping me solve that problem, I do appreciate it.” Izuku made his way over to the door. “Goodnight, Kacchan.” he said.
Then, Izuku winked at him (which, by the way, Katsuki thought was the cutest thing on Earth) before slipping out of the bedroom and closing the door behind him.
Placing the paper and pen off to one side, Katsuki flopped down onto the covers, burying his face in them.
Deku…he knew what the answer to that problem was all along, didn’t he? He only came up here to have me solve the problem so that he could tell me that he loves me, he thought to himself.
He did it on purpose.
Katsuki chuckled as a giddy feeling filled his chest.
Instance #5 - The Dorms, Katsuki’s Room (Morning)
Katsuki stirred from his slumber that morning to feel something warm pressed against him. Peeking under the covers, he saw Izuku curled up against him, his head resting on his chest over his heart.
Gosh, he’s so cute when he’s asleep, he thought to himself.
He slung an arm around Izuku’s torso and began to rub his back soothingly as he recalled what happened last night.
Izuku came to his room at around eleven-thirty last night in tears, saying that he had a dream where the League of Villains had taken Katsuki custody and in the end, he didn’t make it out alive. Izuku had been so shaken up that his first thought was to go upstairs and see for himself that the blond was alive and well. Katsuki took him into his room without a second thought and they ended up sleeping together in his bed with Katsuki rubbing circles into his back and whispering sweet nothings and reassurances before drifting off to sleep.
Izuku smiled in his sleep as he curled up closer to Katsuki. The blond rested his head atop Izuku’s, inhaling the scent of lavender shampoo in his curly, dark green locks.
Everything about this moment is just so fucking perfect. I wish I could wake up with him in my arms every morning, Katsuki thought to himself.
He moved his head down and began peppering Izuku’s face with chaste kisses. As he left one on his right eyelid, Izuku’s eyes fluttered open. He released a yawn.
“Mmmm…Kacchan…?” he mumbled, his voice thick with sleep.
Katsuki felt like he got shot in the heart by Cupid as Izuku reached up to rub the sleep out of his eyes.
Fuuuuuuuuck, he’s so fucking cute! Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck! Holy shit! Oh my god! Damn, now I really hope this moment can just last forever, he thought to himself.
Katsuki grinned down at him.
“Damn right, it’s me. Morning, Deku.” he leaned in and pressed a kiss to his forehead. “I take it you slept well last night?” he asked.
“I did! And it was all because I was in your arms the whole night, Kacchan.” Izuku replied, beaming up at him happily.
“You’re damn right. I’m your boyfriend, so I gotta make sure you’re getting enough sleep and shit.” he said.
Izuku couldn’t help but giggle.
“I know, I know.” he looked at Katsuki. “So, what were you doing before I woke up?” he asked.
“Looking at you. Thinking about how fucking cute you were as you slept. Showering your fucking cute face with kisses.” Katsuki replied.
“So that’s what you were doing…”
“What, so you were actually awake the whole time?”
“No. It was only when I felt something pressing gently against my eyelid that I woke up.”
“Is that so…”
“You know, I love you so much, Kacchan.” he said.
A blush dusted Katsuki’s cheeks pink as Izuku continued.
“You know what would make me love you even more than I already do?” he tapped a finger against his lips. “If you kiss me right here.” he said.
“I like that.” he wrapped his arms around Izuku’s waist. “I really like the sound of that.” he said as he began to lean in towards Izuku.
Before their lips could touch, however, there was loud knocking at the door.
“Hey, Bakugou! You up yet?!”
Katsuki glared daggers at the door, hoping that it would slice through and stab whoever the fuck was at the door (most likely Eijirou).
“Fuck.” he bit out.
Way to ruin my alone time with Deku, dipshit.
Bonus Instance (+1) - The Dorms, Near Izuku’s Room (Night)
“Kacchan, you know you didn’t have to do this.”
“Walk me back to my room.”
“Well, I’m doing it because I want to.”
“Shut up and let me fucking walk you back to your room, Deku.”
Izuku and Katsuki stepped into the dorm after spending two hours doing practice battles at the training ground (with permission from Aizawa, of course). They walked side by side, the only light in the dorm being the beams of moonlight that shone through the windows.
“Oi, Deku, you sure you don’t wanna shower before you go and sleep? You reek.” Katsuki said.
“Well, you reek, too.” Izuku responded with a huff.
“Huh, don’t you have a smart mouth, Deku.” Katsuki commented as he tickled Izuku’s side, causing him to dissolve into barely stifled giggles.
Flicking on the lights, they headed down the hall to Izuku’s room. Once they stopped, Izuku turned to smile at Katsuki.
“Well, thanks for walking me back to my room even though I told you numerous times that you didn’t have to. I appreciate it.” he leaned in towards Katsuki. “I love you, Kacchan.” he said before pressing a kiss to Katsuki’s cheek.
Katsuki looked at Izuku with a stunned look on his face as Izuku pulled away.
“Good night.” Izuku said as he turned to open the door.
Before he could step inside, Katsuki called out to him.
“Oi, wait just a fucking minute.”
Izuku turned as Katsuki grabbed him by the wrist and yanked him towards him, cupping his cheek as their lips crashed together in a kiss. Izuku was taken aback, but it only lasted for a short moment before melting, kissing Katsuki back.
The kiss lasted for a couple more minutes before Katsuki pulled away, pressing their foreheads together. Red bore into green as Katsuki spoke, his cheeks turning red.
“I…fucking love you too.” he said.
Immediately, Izuku blushed bright red. His heart soared and giddiness began to bubble up from within him like soda at Katsuki’s words. He grinned from ear to ear.
“I know, Kacchan.” he pecked him on the lips. “Good night.” he said.
“Yeah, good night.” Katsuki said as Izuku pulled away and he headed inside.
Before closing the door, Izuku turned and flashed Katsuki one last smile. “I love you, Kacchan. I really do.” he said.
“I know you fucking do. Now, go and catch some fucking zzz’s.” Katsuki said with the wave of his hand.
Izuku laughed before turning and closing the door behind him. Almost instantly, Katsuki dissolved into a blushing, flustered mess. He facepalmed as he let out a loud groan.
Oh my god, why am I acting like some fucking high school girl who just got her kiss?! My heart won’t stop fucking racing, my cheeks are fucking red, and my lips feel like they’re on fucking fire! It was just a fucking kiss and a simple “I fucking love you too,” so why the fuck am I like this, Katsuki asked himself.
He took a few deep breaths to calm his racing heart and to get rid of the raging blush on his cheeks. It worked in a matter of minutes.
“Now that’s more fucking like it.” he said.
He turned to start walking back to his room only to come face to face with a widely smiling Eijirou. This caught Katsuki off-guard.
“Man, Bakugou, you’re such a smooth operator!” Eijirou gushed.
“Huh? The fuck are you going on about, Shitty Hair?” Katsuki asked.
“Obviously when you pulled Midoriya to you and kissed him! And then you were all like, “I…fucking love you too” with really red cheeks and this really soft look on your face! Like, soft Bakugou is some good quality stuff right there!” Eijirou said.
Katsuki glared at Eijirou.
“You saw that?!”
“Uh, yeah? I mean, there’s nothing to be afraid of, since everyone else knows you two are dating.”
“What?! Everyone knows?!”
“Oh shit, I promised Yaoyorozu that I wouldn’t say anything—”