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Mana’s Mouth Took Possession of His Body

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Theme: Mana’s mouth took possession of his body.

 

Essential sentences: “That chessboard is truly magnificent.”

“But I’m a carrot!”

 

Author: ~Blue_Mana~

 

Mana woke up one morning with a terrible headache. He crawled to the kitchen, where he found Gackt in the process of preparing breakfast.

 

Mana: “Mornin’.”

 

He embraced Gackt with his right knee.

 

Gackt: “You haven’t recovered from last night… ^ ^”

 

Mana: “What did we do last night?”

 

Gackt: We played chess with Yu~ki and Kami.”

 

Mana ate a piece of toast with his shoulder blade*.

 

Mana: That would explain why my mouth appears to have taken possession of my body…”

 

Gackt: “That chessboard is truly magnificent.”

 

Mana: “What?”

 

Gackt: “It all happened last night...”

 

~flashback~

 

Mana: “What can I get you? ^_^”

 

Kami: “Anything but carrots. I hate them.”

 

Yu~ki:“But I’m a carrot! T-T

 

Kami: “But I like you, Yu~ki.”

 

Gackt: “How about we play a game of chess?”

 

Kami & Yu~ki: “Ok!”

 

Mana: “I will look for the chessboard.”

 

The guitarist came back with the said game, but slipped on some carrot peel and fell, bumping his jaw on the chessboard.

 

Gackt: “Be careful, Princess! It is said that those who bash into this millennium chessboard will be possessed by an uncontrollably chubby force.”

 

Mana: “You are an idiot for believing things like that.”

 

Gackt: “You can laugh, but you’ll see tomorrow! è.é"

 

Mana was in the process of drinking through a straw with his buttocks.

 

Mana: “Am I doomed to be possessed by my mouth?!?”

 

Gackt: “Yes, I am truly sorry…”

 

In the end, life didn’t change much for Mana.

 

*The author wrote homoplate instead of omoplate (shoulder blade).