Theme: Mana’s mouth took possession of his body.
Essential sentences: “That chessboard is truly magnificent.”
“But I’m a carrot!”
Mana woke up one morning with a terrible headache. He crawled to the kitchen, where he found Gackt in the process of preparing breakfast.
He embraced Gackt with his right knee.
Gackt: “You haven’t recovered from last night… ^ ^”
Mana: “What did we do last night?”
Gackt: We played chess with Yu~ki and Kami.”
Mana ate a piece of toast with his shoulder blade*.
Mana: That would explain why my mouth appears to have taken possession of my body…”
Gackt: “That chessboard is truly magnificent.”
Gackt: “It all happened last night...”
Mana: “What can I get you? ^_^”
Kami: “Anything but carrots. I hate them.”
Yu~ki:“But I’m a carrot! T-T”
Kami: “But I like you, Yu~ki.”
Gackt: “How about we play a game of chess?”
Kami & Yu~ki: “Ok!”
Mana: “I will look for the chessboard.”
The guitarist came back with the said game, but slipped on some carrot peel and fell, bumping his jaw on the chessboard.
Gackt: “Be careful, Princess! It is said that those who bash into this millennium chessboard will be possessed by an uncontrollably chubby force.”
Mana: “You are an idiot for believing things like that.”
Gackt: “You can laugh, but you’ll see tomorrow! è.é"
Mana was in the process of drinking through a straw with his buttocks.
Mana: “Am I doomed to be possessed by my mouth?!?”
Gackt: “Yes, I am truly sorry…”
In the end, life didn’t change much for Mana.
*The author wrote homoplate instead of omoplate (shoulder blade).