sky give me my airpods
Anal Thrasher: wait sky since you’re gay what are you gonna do about your parents always putting you in an arranged marriage?
mom: probably die
mom: nah but for real i have no idea
mom: i havent come out to them yet bc they would probably disown me or something
Anal Thrasher: oh damn :( well you know what. i’ll marry you bro
mom: thanks man :)
cliche nerd: hey uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh guys
Anal Thrasher: what up timmy
cliche nerd: where are helia and riven
Anal Thrasher: probably making out idk
cliche nerd: no they’re actually gone
mom: o shit
mom: well uhhhhhhhhhhhh
mom: let’s go to the other chat and ask
me n the boys
Anal Thrasher: HEY GUYS DO YOU KNOW WHERE RIVEN AND HELIA ARE
mom: THEY’RE MISSING
cliche nerd: SEND HELP
beyonce: dude chill i’m with them
beyonce: we’re hanging out at magix city
mom: ohh yeah i remember helia saying something about that
beyonce: yeah it’s me, aisha, riven, and helia
beyonce: we’re drinkin coffee and bein gay
cliche nerd: oh hell yeah
beyonce: ye but i have to leave now bc we’re sharing tea lol
beyonce is offline
sunshine: bitsh im cryingf shes so pretty and amszing anf ahhhhhhhhhjhhhh bitch i love herrrr
sunshine: OH CRAP
sunshine: OH FUCK FUCK FUCK
sunshine: WRONG CHAT WRONG CHAT WRONG CHAT
spock: eye emoji
spock: are you thirsting after who i think you are?
sunshine: NO SHUT UP
hot stuff: hey don’t worry stell! who ever she is, she must be pretty dumb if she hasn’t noticed you yet :)
sunshine: SHUT UP TECNA YOU BIG LESBIAN
spock: I’M NOT THE ONE CURRENTLY THIRSTING AFTER A LADY ON THE MAIN CHAT
sunshine: IT WAS A MISTAKEEEEEEE LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEE
Brandon: you meant to send that to me right?
Stella: like,,,, and she was right there,,, she read the message and she didn’t even know it was about her
Brandon: babe i’m so sorry :(
Stella: nah it’s okay it’s just frustrating that she just has no idea of the feelings that i’ve had for her, how long i’ve had them, how many times i’ve tried to get rid of them, etc
Brandon: i mean,, in bloom’s defense,, she is very dense
Stella: yeahh i guess
Brandon: you could alway confess to her
Stella: i would rather fight the trix alone without any winx powers or my staff
Stella: WAIT BRANDON NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRANDON
me n the boys
Anal Thrasher: hey bloom
hot stuff: whats up dood
Anal Thrasher: i think that stella would like to go with you to magix city tomorrow
hot stuff: sure!! but stell, why did brandon ask for you? lol haha
sunshine: no reason!!!
hot stuff: okay cool! tomorrow will be fun :)
sunshine is offline
arial: oh stella….
hot stuff: what do you mean?
arial: bloom, honey…….
arial: honey i love you but you’re so dumb sometimes
hot stuff: D:
arial: i mean, you’re very oblivious lol
hot stuff: what do you mean?
arial: ohh nothing hun
plant hoe: hey aisha how is your double date?
arial: double date?
plant hoe: and you were just calling bloom dumb
arial: WHAT NO IT’S NOT A DOUBLE DATE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHH
aisha: musa and i are not on a date but idk about helia and riven
plant hoe: tea???????????????????
arial: ok ok ok so we were window shopping and walking around. musa and i were walking in front and riv and helia were behind us.
arial: it just occurred to me that i should not talk about my friends behind their backs.
does riven have a boyfriend??????
arial changed chat name to “riven and helia??”
arial: SIKE I’M GONNA TALK ABOUT THEM BEHIND THEIR BACKS
arial: so yeah musa and i were walking in front and riv and helia were walking behind us. so i turned around to ask them a question, and they were holding hands?? but as soon as i turned around they let go :(
arial: and when we went to a clothing store they were standing by themselves and talking quietly, and riven was like,, smiling?? and helia was touching riv’s arm,, guys it was so cute
mom: god finally
mom: i hope they get together soon because this whole year has just been *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic ten
cliche nerd: don’t forget sexual tension
mom: oh my GOD we have to suffer through that too
mom: listen. helia may be a pacifist, but when riven can convince helia to spar with him?? there is so much sexual tension it’s horrible for everyone else
Anal Thrasher: it’s literally like watching them fuck i swear
cliche nerd: riven will say all these dumb one liners and helia will just fire back and it is literally the worst
mom: you can just see them eye-fucking eachother
Anal Thrasher: are you sure we even want them to be together??? guys. they room together.
mom: oh FUCK
cliche nerd: GUYS THE WALLS ARE SO THIN EWW WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM
arial ha ha you guys will have to listen to your friends fuck
mom: ok guys let’s move away from the sexual topic please
spock: one time i saw them hug and it was the warmest feeling. i wasn’t even part of the hug like i was standing 20 feet away but it was so cute
beyonce: okay yeah they cute, but guys. riven needs to work on himself before he gets into a serious relationship. it wouldn’t be healthy for either of them if they started dating right now.
mom: actually yeah i agree
mom: and we will do everything we can to help riven but he is the one who can help himself the most
beyonce: can this chat just turn into a riven protection squard
Anal Thrasher: squard
hot stuff: squard
plant hoe: squard
cliche nerd: squard
beyonce: just fucking kill me then i guess
Helia: i’m pretty sure they’re talking about us in a separate group chat
Riven: musa and aisha are giggling and typing on their phones
Helia: are we not doing the same thing lmao
Riven: lol yeah
Helia: it’s getting kinda late, should we go back to the dorms?
Riven: hmm yeah probably. sky will start to get worried haha
Bloom: hey what’s up? :)
i really really really like you and i want to hold your hand and pick you flowers and watch dumb movies with you but i can’t because you don’t like me back
Stella deleted a chat
Stella: nothing lol i’m just gonna send you some memes