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sky give me my airpods

 

Anal Thrasher: wait sky since you’re gay what are you gonna do about your parents always putting you in an arranged marriage?

 

mom: probably die

 

mom: nah but for real i have no idea

 

mom: i havent come out to them yet bc they would probably disown me or something

 

Anal Thrasher: oh damn :( well you know what. i’ll marry you bro

 

mom: thanks man :)

 

cliche nerd: hey uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh guys

 

Anal Thrasher: what up timmy

 

cliche nerd: where are helia and riven

 

Anal Thrasher: probably making out idk

 

cliche nerd: no they’re actually gone

 

mom: o shit

 

mom: well uhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

mom: let’s go to the other chat and ask




me n the boys

 

Anal Thrasher: HEY GUYS DO YOU KNOW WHERE RIVEN AND HELIA ARE

 

mom: THEY’RE MISSING

 

cliche nerd: SEND HELP

 

beyonce: dude chill i’m with them

 

beyonce: we’re hanging out at magix city

 

mom: ohh yeah i remember helia saying something about that

 

beyonce: yeah it’s me, aisha, riven, and helia

 

beyonce: we’re drinkin coffee and bein gay

 

cliche nerd: oh hell yeah

 

beyonce: ye but i have to leave now bc we’re sharing tea lol

 

beyonce is offline

 

sunshine: bitsh im cryingf shes so pretty and amszing anf ahhhhhhhhhjhhhh bitch i love herrrr

 

sunshine: OH CRAP

 

sunshine: OH FUCK FUCK FUCK

 

sunshine: WRONG CHAT WRONG CHAT WRONG CHAT

 

spock: eye emoji

 

spock: are you thirsting after who i think you are?

 

sunshine: NO SHUT UP

 

hot stuff: hey don’t worry stell! who ever she is, she must be pretty dumb if she hasn’t noticed you yet :)

 

sunshine: i

 

spock: LMAOOOOOOOOOO

 

sunshine: SHUT UP TECNA YOU BIG LESBIAN

 

spock: I’M NOT THE ONE CURRENTLY THIRSTING AFTER A LADY ON THE MAIN CHAT

 

sunshine: IT WAS A MISTAKEEEEEEE LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEE






Stella, Brandon

 

Brandon: you meant to send that to me right?

 

Stella: yeahhhhh

 

Stella: like,,,, and she was right there,,, she read the message and she didn’t even know it was about her

 

Brandon: babe i’m so sorry :(

 

Stella: nah it’s okay it’s just frustrating that she just has no idea of the feelings that i’ve had for her, how long i’ve had them, how many times i’ve tried to get rid of them, etc

 

Brandon: i mean,, in bloom’s defense,, she is very dense

 

Stella: yeahh i guess

 

Brandon: you could alway confess to her

 

Stella: i would rather fight the trix alone without any winx powers or my staff

 

Brandon: lmaoooo

 

Stella: WAIT BRANDON NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRANDON





me n the boys

 

Anal Thrasher: hey bloom

 

hot stuff: whats up dood

 

Anal Thrasher: i think that stella would like to go with you to magix city tomorrow

 

hot stuff: sure!! but stell, why did brandon ask for you? lol haha

 

sunshine: no reason!!!

 

hot stuff: okay cool! tomorrow will be fun :)

 

sunshine: yeah!!

 

sunshine is offline

 

arial: oh stella….

 

hot stuff: what do you mean?

 

arial: bloom, honey…….

 

arial: honey i love you but you’re so dumb sometimes

 

hot stuff: D:

 

arial: i mean, you’re very oblivious lol

 

hot stuff: what do you mean?

 

arial: ohh nothing hun

 

plant hoe: hey aisha how is your double date?

 

arial: double date?

 

plant hoe: and you were just calling bloom dumb

 

arial: WHAT NO IT’S NOT A DOUBLE DATE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHH

 

aisha: musa and i are not on a date but idk about helia and riven

 

plant hoe: tea???????????????????

 

arial: ok ok ok so we were window shopping and walking around. musa and i were walking in front and riv and helia were behind us.

 

arial: it just occurred to me that i should not talk about my friends behind their backs.




does riven have a boyfriend??????

 

arial changed chat name to “riven and helia??”

 

arial: SIKE I’M GONNA TALK ABOUT THEM BEHIND THEIR BACKS

 

arial: so yeah musa and i were walking in front and riv and helia were walking behind us. so i turned around to ask them a question, and they were holding hands?? but as soon as i turned around they let go :(

 

arial: and when we went to a clothing store they were standing by themselves and talking quietly, and riven was like,, smiling?? and helia was touching riv’s arm,, guys it was so cute

 

mom: god finally

 

mom: i hope they get together soon because this whole year has just been *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic tension* *romantic ten

 

cliche nerd: don’t forget sexual tension

 

mom: oh my GOD we have to suffer through that too

 

mom: listen. helia may be a pacifist, but when riven can convince helia to spar with him?? there is so much sexual tension it’s horrible for everyone else

 

Anal Thrasher: it’s literally like watching them fuck i swear

 

cliche nerd: riven will say all these dumb one liners and helia will just fire back and it is literally the worst

 

mom: you can just see them eye-fucking eachother

 

Anal Thrasher: are you sure we even want them to be together??? guys. they room together.

 

mom: oh FUCK

 

cliche nerd: GUYS THE WALLS ARE SO THIN EWW WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM

 

arial ha ha you guys will have to listen to your friends fuck

 

mom: ok guys let’s move away from the sexual topic please

 

spock: yeah

 

spock: one time i saw them hug and it was the warmest feeling. i wasn’t even part of the hug like i was standing 20 feet away but it was so cute

 

beyonce: okay yeah they cute, but guys. riven needs to work on himself before he gets into a serious relationship. it wouldn’t be healthy for either of them if they started dating right now.

 

mom: actually yeah i agree

 

mom: and we will do everything we can to help riven but he is the one who can help himself the most

 

beyonce: can this chat just turn into a riven protection squard

 

Anal Thrasher: squard

 

arial: squard

 

hot stuff: squard

 

sunshine: squard

 

spock: squard

 

plant hoe: squard

 

mom: squard

 

cliche nerd: squard

 

beyonce: just fucking kill me then i guess





Riven, Helia

 

Helia: i’m pretty sure they’re talking about us in a separate group chat

 

Riven: yeah

 

Riven: musa and aisha are giggling and typing on their phones

 

Helia: are we not doing the same thing lmao

 

Riven: lol yeah

 

Helia: it’s getting kinda late, should we go back to the dorms?

 

Riven: hmm yeah probably. sky will start to get worried haha




Stella, Bloom

 

Stella: hey

 

Bloom: hey what’s up? :)

 

Stella: i really really really like you and i want to hold your hand and pick you flowers and watch dumb movies with you but i can’t because you don’t like me back

 

Stella deleted a chat


Stella: nothing lol i’m just gonna send you some memes