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10:45pm- [homie fellas]

 

Jisquirrel has logged on!


Jisquirrel: bro

 

Changbro has logged on!


Changbro: wut


Jisquirrel: hav u hird


Changbro: that u can’t spell
Changbro: yeah I been knew


Jisquirrel: bitch fite me


Changbro: u wanna end up in the hospital again?


Jisquirrel: a point


Changbro: what did u want to tell me dumbass


Jisquirrel: oh yEAH
Jisquirrel: there r new peeps coming to school tmr


Changbro: oh yeah?
Changbro: remind me why i care


Jisquirrel: :((((


Changbro: ...fine who are they


Jisquirrel: :))))
Jisquirrel: 2 guys from seoul performing arts school and 2 other guys from australia!!!


Changbroo: wow


Jisquirrel: maybe one of them is cute (*˘︶˘*).。.:*♡

Changbro: get ur gay ass out of my face


Jisquirrel: get ur gay ass out of the closet


Changbro: …
Changbro: thats a point I’m not willing to address


Jisquirrel: (ʃƪ¬‿¬)
Jisquirrel: tmr is gonna be so exciting YES


Changbro: for once in my boring school life


Jisquirrel: mOoD
Jisquirrel: btw im def getting u laid
Jisquirrel: u need it


Changbro: remind me to never speak to you ever again

 

Changbro has logged off!

 


6:21am- [homie fellas]

 

Jisquirrel has logged on!


Jisquirrel: drown

 

Changbro has logged on!

 


Changbro: im not even fully awake yet???


Jisquirrel: i blame u for my misery


Changbro: what misery?


Jisquirrel: i have to go to school this morning


Changbro: nO KidDinG


Jisquirrel: its all ur fault and u deserve no rights


Changbro: i feel so appreciated :’(


Jisquirrel: suffer


Changbro: um okay 

 

Changbro has logged off!

 


7:02am- [aussie fam]

 

Lixie has logged on!

 

Lixie: Chan I'm scared

 

Channie has logged on!

 


Channie: It's gonna be fine Felix


Lixie: but what if it's not???


Channie: …
Channie: Mate you're 14 you can do this


Lixie: i hate changing schools
Lixie: we had so many friends back in australiaaaaaa


Channie: I know Lix
Channie: I miss them too but think of this as an opportunity
Channie: To test your social skills


Lixie: my what?


Channie: *sigh*
Channie: You're just gonna have to make new friends Lix


Lixie: thats scary


Channie: It's gonna be fine
Channie: I'll be there too it's not like you'll be there all alone


Lixie: jsbdhdjdjdjdk
Lixie: im gonna die


Channie: Nah I won't let you


Lixie: :)


Channie: :)

 

Lixie has logged off!

Channie has logged off!

 

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7:20am- [homie fellas]

 

Changbro has logged on!

 

Changbro: dude where r u

 

Jisquirrel has logged on!

 

Jisquirrel: school starts in a whole 10 minutes

Jisquirrel: why should i be out of bed rn

 

Changbro: get ur lazy ass out of bed

Changbro: before I tell our homeroom teacher that u had an evEntFUL night and ur too sore to come to school

 

Jisquirrel: would u look at that I fucking hate you

 

Changbro: Wow, I’m so glad we are in the same homeroom Changbin

Changbro: Me too Jisung, I’m happy we’ll see each other every morning

 

Jisquirrel: i wud rather stick my head in a toilet bowl than see ur emo ass every morning

 

Changbro: 7 minutes hun :)

 

Jisquirrel: FUCK FINR IM OUR OG BWD

 

Changbro: 6 minutes :)

 

Jisquirrel: YOT BETTWR SHUT UR MOYTH

 

Changbro: 5 minutes :)

 

Jisquirrel: speed limit who? ILK BE THRRE SONO

 

Changbro: i hope u die in a car crash

Changbro: can u even drive??

 

Jisquirrel: ILL LET U KBOW I HVAE MY PREMITT

 

Changbro: its against the law to drive alone with only a permit but okay

 

Jisquirrel: MY REPYTATUON IS ON TEH LIBE

 

Changbro: so is ur life

Changbro: ive seen u drive and it aint pretty

Changbro: is this the day u leave my life??? ⌒°(❛ᴗ❛)°⌒

 

Jisquirrel: woWE

 

Changbro: jk i need u

 

Jisquirrel: ha

 

Changbro: who else wud i bully?

 

Jisquirrel: fuck u vrry mihch

 

Changbro: i wud stop *attempting* to talk and hurry up if were u

 

Jisquirrel: I SWEAE TO GORD CHANGBIN U BERTTER NTO

 

Changbro: im having fun

 

Jisquirrel: OKAY IM AT SCHOOL

Jisquirrel: U LIL BITCH

 

Changbro: ur legit sweating lol

Changbro: u good?

 

Jisquirrel: OH YEAH IM GREAT

Jisquirrel: I ONLY GOT BULLIED BY MY BEST FREN

Jisquirrel: AND HAD TO RUN UP 3 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS AS A RESULT

Jisquirrel: MY LEGS WERE NOT MEANT FOR THIS

 

Changbro: what else would i be here for

 

Jisquirrel: WE DONE

Jisquirrel: ...actually

 

Changbro: tf r u up to

 

Jisquirrel: just reminding you now that yOU ASKED FOR THIS

 

Jisquirrel has gone offline!

 

---2 min…---

 

Changbro: what the FUCK

Changbro: jisung you little FCUKER

 

Jisquirrel: jokes on u im taller than u

 

Changbro: shut UP

Changbro: WHY THE HELL WOULD U TELL THAT STORY

 

Jisquirrel: oops?

 

Changbro: dIE

 

Jisquirrel: nah

Jisquirrel: thx for the suggestion tho :)

 

Changbro: fuck you

 

Jisquirrel: *thank

 

Changbro: bitch

 

Jisquirrel: N E ways

Jisquirrel: now every1 will know u as

Jisquirrel: changbin, the munch on soap “sO i cAn bLoW bUbbLEs AnD bE liKE aN elEphAnT” drunk

 

Changbro: ONE TIME JISUNG

Changbro: THAT WAS ONE TIME

 

Jisquirrel: since when do elephants blow bubbles anyway bro

Jisquirrel: logic has left the chat

Jisquirrel: after one single shot of soju too

Jisquirrel: which the class now knows

 

Changbro has gone offline!

 

---3 mins…---

 

Jisquirrel: …

Jisquirrel: bro u good?

 

Changbro: get ready bish

 

Jisquirrel: why are you staring at me

Jisquirrel: oh my god sTOP THIS SCARY

Jisquirrel: i

Jisquirrel: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Jisquirrel: PUT THAT FUCKING BAT DOWN

Jisquirrel: the fUCK

Jisquirrel: WHERE DID U EVEN GET THAT

 

Changbro: FUCK THE LAW

Changbro: CHIVALRY IS DEAD

 

Jisquirrel: wut

Jisquirrel: FUCKAKDJBSHFG

 

Jisquirrel has gone offline!

Changbro has gone offline!



7:35am- [aussie bros]

 

Channie has logged on!

 

Channie: Jesus christ

 

Lixie has logged on!

 

Lixie: you called?

 

Channie: Not even gonna respond to that

 

Lixie: :(

Lixie: why r u on ur phone?

Lixie: u delinquent

 

Channie: Some kid is telling a story

Channie: Oh shit

 

Lixie: LANGUAGE

 

Channie: SORRYYYYY

Channie: He just told a rly embarrassing story about this kid and the kid he was talking about is not having it

Channie: Something about eating soap and blowing bubbles? I couldn't really tell the kid was guffawing through the entire story

 

Lixie: ew soap is disgusting why wud u eat it

 

Channie: Not the problem right now Lix

Channie: They are currently... fuming over text

Channie: Damn the whole class is silent and they are just furiously texting

 

Lixie: thats some advanced technology right there

 

Channie: Oh shoot

Channie: The silence I just mentioned? GONE

 

Lixie: ooh is it smexshy times

 

Channie: sTOP chILD

 

Lixie: :(

 

Channie: But bro my class is complete C H A O S  right now

 

Lixie: wow ur not kidding!

Lixie: i can hear the screaming from across the HALL

Lixie: is someone getting murdered???

 

Channie: Close to it

 

Lixie: ???

 

Channie: OH MY GOD

Channie: WHERE IS THE HECK IS THE TEACHER

Channie: The kid who was talked about in the story just whipped a BAT OUT OF NOWHERE and started bEATING THE OTHER KID WITH IT

Channie: He’s currently yelling “thanatism is real bitch” and chasing the poor kid around the room with the FRICKING BAT

 

Lixie: LANGUAGE

Lixie: but also

Lixie: dunanananananana

Lixie: BATMAAAAANNNN

 

Channie: Can you shut up for like one second

 

Lixie: >:(

Lixie: wow

Lixie: it sounds like someone is getting tortured but then there’s also a pig in a corner just screaming

 

Channie: Where did that image come from

 

Lixie: idk man but whoever is screaming got one strong pair of iron lungs

 

Channie: Yeah the kid getting chased is SCREECHING

Channie: I'm gonna go try to stop this

 

Lixie: CHANNIE NO

 

Channie: I DONT WANNA SEE ANYONE GET HURT

 

Lixie: u soft hearted dummy U BETTER NOT DIE

Lixie: OR ILL KILL MYSELF AND BEAT U UP IN HEAVEN

 

Channie: There shall be no killing >:(

Channie: And bold of you to assume I’m going to heaven

 

Lixie:(*〇□〇)……!

Lixie: please stop trying to be cool thru memes

 

Channie: Did I ask? No

Channie: I GOTTA GO HELP NOW 'ILL BE BACK

 

Lixie: U BETTER

Lixie: Seriously dont get hurt

 

Channie: I'll be ok

Channie: Be right back

 

Lixie: (╯•﹏•╰)

 

Channie has logged off!

Lixie has logged off!

 

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2:37pm

 

Bang Chan has created a new groupchat!

 

Bang Chan has added Felix to the groupchat!

Bang Chan has added Changbin to the groupchat!

Bang Chan has added Jisung to the groupchat!

 

Changbin: what the actual fuck have I walked into

Changbin: against my will

 

Bang Chan: LANGUAGE THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE

 

Jisung: wr all in high school idiot

Jisung: but wtf is this

 

Felix: Channie?

 

Bang Chan has changed [Bang Chan]’s username to [Capchan]

 

Capchan: Ok

Capchan: So

 

Jisung: what the fuck is a capchan

 

Felix: LANGUAGE

Felix: STRANGER WHO I HAVE YET TO MEET

 

Jisung: bitch ?

 

Capchan: Okay so would you like your thigh slit or ur jugular ripped out

Capchan: Your choice

 

Jisung: (/□\*)・゜

 

Felix: CHAN U SCARED HIM

 

Changbin: nah hes just being a little bitch

 

Jisung: bitch did i ask u????

 

Changbin: its in the roommate agreement

 

Jisung: we don't live together??

Jisung: and stop quoting the big bang theory u fucking nerd

 

Changbin: make me shithead

 

Felix: LANGUAGE

Felix: OTHER STRANGER WHO I HAVE YET TO MEET

 

Capchan: I'm literally never letting you meet these two Felix

Capchan: You're too precious for this world

 

Jisung: overprotective much?

 

Capchan: Don't think I don't know where you live

 

Jisung: WE MET ONCE

 

Capchan: I like to think I'm pretty good at threatening until capitulation

 

Changbin: HE THREATENED TO BEAT ME WITH THE BAT LIKE NEGAN KILLED GLENN IN THE WALKING DEAD

Changbin: THAT SCENE MADE ME CRY FOR WEEKS

 

Jisung: damn ok i forgive u bro

 

Changbin: bro

 

Capchan: :)

 

Jisung: so ominous jfc

 

Changbin: okay someone tell me what a capchan is !!

 

Felix: okay!

Felix: so he calls himself a captain

Felix: in his songs

Felix: captain chan= capchan

 

Capchan: Privacy?

 

Changbin: kinky

 

Capchan: Sdkfbsjvjs

Capchan: NO

 

Capchan has changed [Capchan]’s username to [Bang Chan]

 

Changbin has changed [Bang Chan]’s username to [Capchan]

 

Changbin: i think tf not

Changbin: no running from ur problems

Changbin: that's not how life works

Changbin: u live with the consequenes of your mistakes

 

Jisung: thats some deep shit bro

 

Capchan: Kdsfhisdbi

 

Changbin has gone offline!

 

 

2:41pm- [private chat]

 

Changbin has logged on!

Changbin has added Bang Chan to the chat!

 

Changbin: do u really write music

 

Bang Chan has logged on!

 

Bang Chan: I

Bang Chan: Yeah I'm working on being a producer??

Bang Chan: Why??

 

Changbin: me too!

Changbin: we should make music together bro

 

Changbin has logged off!

 

Bang Chan: What even...

Bang Chan: I am very confused but okay

 

Bang Chan has logged off!

 

 

2:43pm- [group chat]

 

Jisung: good job Bin u killed him

Jisung: at least he didnt get chased with a fucking bat mf

Jisung: the worst way to die

 

Changbin: uh

Changbin: ur alive arent u

 

Jisung: barely

 

Changbin: well damn

Changbin: i was so close to victory

 

Jisung: chOKE

 

Changbin: on what precisely

 

Capchan: OK STOP FIGHTING KIDS

Capchan: AND THERE IS A CHILD HERE

 

Felix: oh so these were the two screaming kids u were talking about

 

Jisung: wr not ur kids???

 

Changbin: yeah and this captain dumbass dragged us out of the classroom and made us give him our phones #s

Changbin: and now we’re here

Changbin: in the dark pits of hell

Changbin: where there is no light

Changbin: the end is nye 

 

Jisung changed [Changbin]'s username to [depressed mf]

 

depressed mf: you better fucking run

 

Jisung: CAPTAIN DUMBASS STOLE UR BAT UR WEAPONLESS SHITHEAD

 

depressed mf: ILL STRANGLE THE SOUL OUT OF UR BODY WITH MY BARE HANDS

 

Jisung: UH HUH UD BE STRANGLING ABOUT MY THIGH MIDGET

 

depressed mf: AT LEAST I HAVE MUSCLES U BITCH ASS TWIG

 

Jisung: SHUT UR DUMB DUMB LOOKIN ASS THE FUCK UP OR GROW SOME LEGS

 

Capchan: BOTH OF YOU

Capchan:  SHUT

Capchan: UP

 

Jisung: im scared

 

depressed mf: damn

depressed mf: who knew someone could sound so scary over text

 

Capchan: Wanna meet? :)

 

Jisung: oke im genuinely terrified

 

Capchan: I thought so now sit tHE FUCK DOWN AND LISTEN TO ME

 

Felix: language?

 

Capchan: Timing? :)

 

Felix: noted

 

Capchan: Now

Capchan: We are all going to be friends

Capchan: And get to know each other

 

depressed mf: can I ask a question

depressed mf: my hand is raised

 

Jisung: i can confirm that

 

Capchan: Go ahead

 

depressed mf: r u selling us to the black market

 

Capchan: Not yet

 

depressed mf: ok cool

depressed mf: waIT

 

Capchan: Now that that’s settled

Capchan: Everyone send a selfie and tell us one fact about you

 

depressed mf: so he like one of those summer camp dads

depressed mf: who uses proper punctuation in his texts

depressed mf: smh

 

Capchan: You're on thin fucking ice kid

 

Felix: HAHAHA i’ll go first!!!

Felix:

TSPlwEj43zC08EhCQI5YyhAJ3kDC6p7IiPDoKVqJGLQRbksoz9F62JYhKLGmWW281GjjWz9y0R6BSVshzEZZDbVv87z60wmwUYJOXEc-BGaCBpSZt36aKEQLTAzEOSK1psxJzlTG

 

depressed mf: i

 

depressed mf has gone offline!

 



2:46pm- [homie fellas]

 

Changbro has logged on!

 

Changbro: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

 

Jisquirrel has logged on!

 

Jisquirrel: thats gay

 

Changbro: ‎(ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻

 

Jisquirrel: whipped

 

Changbro: stfu its just a picture

 

Jisquirrel has logged off!



2:48pm- [group chat]

 

Jisung has named the groupchat stfu its just a picture

 

depressed mf: fuck

depressed mf: you

 

Felix: ???

 

depressed mf: not you

depressed mf: wait no

depressed mf: fUCK

 

Jisung: AHAHAHA

 

Capchan: NOT in my christian household

 

Felix: u live in an apartment and ur an atheist

 

Capchan: I dont remember asking you for your opinion

 

Felix: :(

 

Changbin has gone offline!



2:50pm- [homie bros]

 

Changbro has logged on!

 

Changbro: EVEN HIS EMOJIS ARE CUTE

Changbro: FUCKING HELL

 

Jisquirrel: W H I P P E D

 

Changbro has gone offline!

Jisquirrel has gone offline!



2:51pm- [stfu its just a picture]

 

Capchan: Lix you didn’t give us a fact about u

 

Felix: oh right!

Felix: I’m on the dance team :)

 

depressed mf: fuck how am i supposed to spend time with him i can’t dance for shit

 

Jisung: this is the gc u dumb fuck

 

depressed mf: shit

depressed mf: SHIT

 

Jisung has changed [depressed mf]’s username to [whipped bitchass]

 

whipped bitchass: HAHAHAHAHA

whipped bitchass: I GOTTA GO WALK MY CACTUS BYE

 

Felix: Channie I want a cactus so I can walk it!!

Felix: and I'll name it Fluffer Nutter

Felix: :)

 

whipped bitchass has changed [Felix]'s username to [freckled sunshine]

 

freckled sunshine: 「(゚<゚)゙?

 

Jisung: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Capchan: (╬ Ò ‸ Ó)

 

whipped bitchass: ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(๑ʘ∀ʘ)┘

 

whipped bitchass has logged off!

 

freckled sunshine: im confuzzled

 

Jisung: lol

Jisung: bin good luck surviving this

 

Jisung has logged off!

 

Capchan: *sigh*

Capchan: You're all introducting each other tomorrow

Capchan: Lixie don't worry

Capchan: Child

Capchan: With time things will clear up

Capchan: Now go do your homework

 

Capchan has logged off!

 

freckled sunshine: :(

 

freckled sunshine has logged off!

 

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6:02am- [homie bros]

 

Changbro: what the actual fuck

Changbro: i woke up with a washcloth in my mouth

 

Jisquirrel has logged on!

 

Jisquirrel: *is disgusted*

Jisquirrel: also that was my pet spirit whom i kindly asked to drag itself up from its grave and wade through the river and into your room on a broom to choke u in ur sleep

 

Changbro:

Changbro: its too early for this shit

Changbro: what in the actual fuck goes through ur mind

 

Jisquirrel: well-

 

Changbro: NVM I DONT WANNA KNOW

 

Jisquirrel: unfortunately my evil plan did not work accordingly

 

Changbro: i wonder why

 

Jisquirrel: a question

Jisquirrel: also

Jisquirrel: why the fUCK r u up at ass o’clock

 

Changbro: uh

 

Jisquirrel: then how about u go the fUCK back to sleep

Jisquirrel: its as if u wanted to go to school or smth

 

Changbro:

 

Jisquirrel: wait

 

Changbro: no

 

Jisquirrel: is this

 

Changbro: no

 

Jisquirrel: do i sense

 

Changbro: no

 

Jisquirrel: could it be

 

Changbro: no

 

Jisquirrel: maybe

 

Changbro: no

 

Jisquirrel: i think it is

 

Changbro: no

 

Jisquirrel: tell me if im close

 

Changbro: no

 

Jisquirrel: starts with a F and ends with elix?

 

Changbro:

Changbro: fuck u

 

Jisquirrel: IS THAT HESITATION I SEE

Jisquirrel: and i dont think im the candidate u want for that sweetie

 

Changbro: SHUT

 

Jisquirrel: hMMMMMMMMMMM

Jisquirrel: interesting

 

Changbro has kicked Jisquirrel from the chat



6:10am- [stfu its just a picture]

 

Jisung has logged on!

 

Jisung: ADD ME BACK U FUCKING ASSBUTT

Jisung: BEFORE I SHOW UP AT UR DOOR WITH AN AX

 

Capchan has logged on!

 

Capchan: What

Capchan: The

Capchan: FUCK

 

Jisung: oh hi Chan

Jisung: LOOK U WOKE HIM UP DUMBASS

 

whipped bitchass has logged on!

 

whipped bitchass: I FUCKING THINK NOT

 

Jisung: EXCUSE ME

 

whipped bitchass: WHY DO U THINK I BLOCKED UR ASS IN THE FIRST PLACE

 

Capchan: Everyone shut the fuck up before I strangle someone

 

Jisung: ur not my dad

 

whipped bitchass:

 

whipped bitchass has changed [Capchan]’s username to [daddy captain]

 

Jisung: JAHBDFJJS

Jisung: SAYONARA CHANGBIN

 

daddy captain: I will personally send you to your fucking grave if you don’t change my name this fucking instant

 

freckled sunshine has logged on!

 

whipped bitchass: f

 

whipped bitchass has changed [daddy captain]’s username to [Capchan]

 

freckled sunshine: good morning?

 

whipped bitchass: good morning!

 

Jisung: the iNJUSTICE-

 

whipped bitchass: deal with it bitch

 

Capchan: ANYWAYS

Capchan: Since we're all up now thanks to two of my favorite people ((╬●∀●)

 

Jisung: ouch okay

 

whipped bitchass: damn

 

freckled sunshine: hey but he said you were two of his favorite people! :)

 

Jisung: sweetie-

 

whipped bitchass: (ง ° ͜ ʖ °)ง

 

Jisung: Felix my bro

 

whipped bitchass: better

 

Capchan: I do not like what is happening

 

freckled sunshine: um

freckled sunshine: am i missing something here?

 

Jisung is typing...

 

whipped bitchass: i fucking dare u

 

Jisung:

Jisung: u have blackmail material dont u

 

whipped bitchass: :)

 

Jisung: HAHAHAHA NVM I TOTALLY FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY

 

Capchan: Wow that blackmail material must be pretty juicy

Capchan: I want in

 

Jisung: LEAVE ME ALONE

 

freckled sunshine: anyways

freckled sunshine: since no one is going to tell me whats going on

freckled sunshine: Channie do u wanna continue intros from yesterday

 

Capchan: oh YEAH

 

Jisung: segway GENIUS

 

whipped bitchass: stfu

 

Capchan: Um okay I'll go first I guess

Capchan: So here I go

Capchan:

paQmjef2lOCuE1FawAR9g1xwPUV2_Tx0HVZ00DcTfyDyjdtmPr9B8bbDjCoNMrrWautWMQr4ru-DQ_7z5APy6Lp0nyU07iCLmNTVzaA2i3v12VOkxV_I-pHt9fjLZsABYWlMb5DN

 

Capchan: I’m a senior, and I want to major in music production :)

 

whipped bitchass: huh

 

Jisung: ur not as ugly as I thought u wud be

 

Capchan has removed Jisung from the chat!

 

Capchan: Now that the vermin is gone

 

whipped bitchass: i have so much newfound respect for u rn

 

freckled sunshine: thats a cute pic Channie

 

Capchan: Aww thanks Lix

 

whipped bitchass: jfc okay Chan could u actually let Ji back into the chat

 

Capchan: Now why would I ever do that

 

whipped bitchass: well he's currently screaming his head off and trying to break down my door with his fists

 

freckled sunshine:

freckled sunshine: Channie maybe u should bring him back

 

Capchan: It’s not like he’s dead Lix

 

whipped bitchass: unfortunately

 

Capchan: (ಡ艸ಡ)

 

freckled sunshine: Channie please don’t

 

whipped bitchass: ur almost as bad as the pest who shall not be named

 

Capchan added Jisung to the chat!

 

Jisung: bitCH you better start rUNNING

Jisung: i wiLL chAINSAW UR BALLS OFF

 

whipped bitchass: I GTTOA GO HAHS BTYE

 

whipped bitchass has gone offline!

 

Jisung has gone offline!

 

freckled sunshine: welp

 

Capchan: So that happened

Capchan: Anyways

Capchan: While they’re busy killing each other we should get to school

 

freckled sunshine: Oke

 

Capchan: I’m in the car get your butt down here

 

freckled sunshine: ┗(^o^ )┓三

 

Capchan: *sigh*

 

Capchan has left the chat!

 

freckled sunshine has left the chat!



8:47am- [homie fellas]

 

Changbro added Jisquirrel to the chat!

 

Changbro: dude

Changbro: dUDE

Changbro: DUDEEEEEEE

 

Jisquirrel: so NOW u add me back

Jisquirrel: maybe i shud just end our friendship here u hoe

 

Changbro: NO I NEED U

 

Jisquirrel: suspicious and selfish but okay

 

Changbro: THIS IS AN EMERGENCY

 

Jisquirrel: wtf do you want

 

Changbro: felix

Changbro: wait

 

Jisquirrel: oh so WANT him huh

Jisquirrel: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Changbro: stfu

Changbro: ANYWAYS

Changbro: so im in math rn and we have this class together

Changbro: he is literally wearing this tie thing and

Changbro: hrss sil byrtadul

 

Jisquirrel: and... ?

Jisquirrel: dude f-o-c-u-s

 

Changbro: how am i supposed to focus when theres a GOD SITTING LITERALLY IN THE SAME CLASS AS ME

 

Jisquirrel: ...ur hopeless

Jisquirrel: and gay

 

Changbro: fUCK

 

Jisquirrel: is that a yes?

 

Changbro: i will deal w that later but for now let mE JUST COMBUST

 

Jisquirrel: what now?

 

Changbro: HE JUST UNDID A BUTTON ON HIS SHIRT WTF

Changbro: THAT IS NOT OKAY

Changbro: SOMEONE MAKE THIS ILLEGAL

Changbro: WHY DOES HE THINK HE CAN JUST DO THIS TO ME

 

Jisquirrel: aaaaaaand he’s a goner

 

Changbro: ur not hELPING

Changbro: LOOK AT THIS ATROCITY

Changbro:

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Jisquirrel: u

Jisquirrel: u actually took a picture of him

Jisquirrel: dumbass do u think he couldn’t tell???

 

Changbro: shit

 

Jisquirrel: fucking idiot

 

Changbro: oH SHIT HES LOOKING AT ME

 

Jisquirrel: oof have fun dealing with that one

 

Jisquirrel has left the chat!

 

Changbro: FUCK YOU

 

Changbro has left the chat!

 

 

8:57am- [private chat]

 

unknown: um

 

[unknown] has changed their username to [Felix]

 

Felix: why did you take a picture of me?

Felix: we literally dont know each other

 

new user: uh

 

Felix: ?

 

new user: for scientific purposes?

 

Felix: is that a question or an answer?

 

new user: neither?

 

Felix: okay who are you

Felix: whats your name

 

new user: my name? uhhhh idk i lost it forever

 

Felix: you cant just take a picture of me and refuse to tell me your name

 

new user: turns out i can

new user: cuz thats exactly what I plan on doing

 

Felix: stop covering ur face with ur hoodie!!

Felix: let me see who u are u creepy stalker

 

new user: never

 

Felix: okay dude what are u going to do with that picture

 

new user: uh

new user: uhhhhhh

new user: look at it?

 

Felix: okay? why?

 

new user: hhhh

 

Felix: are you sick or something? ur face is super red

Felix: STOP HIDING

 

new user: HAHAHA IM GREAT WHERE I AM ACTUALLY

new user: JUST RELAXING HERE

 

Felix: ...right

Felix: tell me why u took a picture of me

 

new user: jhbfdsjbjdgj

 

Felix: im waiting

 

new user: fine

new user: cuz ur cute bYE

 

[new user] has left the chat!

 

Felix: YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT  AND RUN OUT OF THE CLASSROOM

Felix: COME BACK HERE

Chapter Text

Felix Found. of Art Korean 1 Phys Ed AP English 4
Chan AP. Env Science AP Calc Phys Ed AP English 4
Jisung Human Physio. Acting Seminar Korean 2 Honors Precalc
Changbin Found. of Art AP Poetry Korean 2 English 2
Minho Honors Korean 3 Acting Seminar AP Bio AP Psych
Hyunjin Human Physio. AP Poetry AP Bio Honors Precalc
Seungmin Honors Korean 3 AP Poetry AP Bio AP Euro History
Woojin AP Stats AP Calc Phys Ed English 4
Jeongin Found. of Art History 1 Korean 1 IM 1


BROADER SCHOOL SCHEDULE STUFF

Homeroom- 7:15 to 7:30

1st period- 7:30am to 8:55am

2nd period- 9:00am to 10:25am

3rd period- 10:30am to 12:30pm (cuz lunch)

4th period- 12:30pm to 2:00pm

 

LUNCH

1st lunch- 10:30am to 11am ->>> Minho, Woojin

2nd lunch- 11am to 11:30am ->>> Seungmin, Jisung, Changbin

3rd lunch- 11:30am to 12pm ->>> Jeongin, Chan

4th lunch- 12pm to 12:30pm ->>> Felix, Hyunjin

*******************

10:26am- [stfu its just a picture]

 

freckled sunshine has logged on!

 

freckled sunshine: um guys

freckled sunshine: (。・д・)ノ゙

 

Capchan has logged on!

 

Capchan: I don't like how distressed that emoticon looks

Capchan: Aren’t you in Korean right now? Why are you on your phone?

 

freckled sunshine: well something weird happened in art this morning

 

Capchan: Are you okay?? Do I need to beat anyone up????

 

freckled sunshine: no no no it’s okay

freckled sunshine: there was just this weird guy in class

 

Jisung has logged on!

 

Jisung: uh huh

 

Capchan: ...What do you know about this Jisung

 

Jisung: chill dude i know nothing

Jisung: but it wasn’t me

 

Capchan: Okay. So what happened exactly Lix?

 

freckled sunshine: well this guy took a picture of me in class and so i asked Jisung to text me his phone number cuz he knows everyone

freckled sunshine: so then i questioned the guy about it

 

Capchan: Jisung

Capchan: You know this kid?

 

Jisung: uh not really but we’ve texted before

 

Capchan: ...Ok

 

freckled sunshine: anyways so i tried to see who it was but he was hiding and then as soon as the bell rang he literally launched himself out of the classroom

 

Jisung:

Jisung: did he naruto run

 

freckled sunshine: YEAH

 

Jisung: jfc

 

Capchan: Jisung give me his phone number

Capchan: I just wanna talk

 

whipped bitchass has logged on!

 

whipped bitchass has logged off!

 

Jisung: this IDIOT

 

Jisung has logged off!

 

Capchan: uhhhh




10:31am- [homie bros]

 

Jisquirrel has logged on!

 

Jisquirrel: you fucking dumbass

 

Changbro has logged on! 

 

Changbro: I FUCKED UP OKAY

 

Jisquirrel: NO SHIT SHERLOCK

 

Changbro: HOW DO I FIX IT

 

Jisquirrel: well do u want him to know it was u

 

Changbro: THE FUCK DO U THINK

 

Jisquirrel: okay well then ur gonna have a problem

 

Changbro: YEAH NO KIDDING

 

Jisquirrel: Chan wants me to give him ur phone number

Jisquirrel: he “just wants to talk”

 

Changbro: FUCK

 

Jisquirrel: my thoughts exactly

 

Changbro: U BETTER NOT FUCKING GIVE IT TO HIM IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE

 

Jisquirrel: christ calm down i won't

Jisquirrel: what class r u in rn

 

Changbro: ap art and lit analysis of poetry

 

Jisquirrel: do u have any other classes with him?

 

Changbro: I DONT THINK SO BUT WE MIGHT RUN INTO EACH OTHER IN THE HALL WAY OR SMTH

 

Jisquirrel: lol im entertained af

 

Changbro: bitch

Changbro: k but wtf do i DO

Changbro: HES GONNA RECOGNIZE ME

 

Jisquirrel: well he didn’t see ur face right? So just change ur sweatshirt

Jisquirrel: ill lend u one

Jisquirrel: meet me in front of guidance before lunch

 

Changbro: bro

Changbro: im boutta cry ur amazing

Changbro: i could hug u rn

 

Jisquirrel: plz dont

Jisquirrel: but ur welcome

Jisquirrel: also no offense but why tf r u in an ap class

 

Changbro: full offense taken but idk tbh man

Changbro: its only the 1st week of school and im highkey struggling

 

Jisquirrel: get a tutor or smth

 

Changbro: oh wait theres this kid in front of me who looks smart

Changbro: imma go get his number

 

Changbro has logged off!

 

Jisquirrel:

Jisquirrel: this is why u shudnt be in an ap class

 

Jisquirrel has logged off!

 

 

10:34am- [new chat]

 

[unknown 2] has added [unknown 2] to the chat!

 

unknown 1: hey

 

[unknown 1] has changed their username to [Changbin]

 

Changbin: sup

 

unknown 2 has logged on!

 

unknown 2: let me get this straight

unknown 2: you come up to me, verbally ask me for my number, and then proceed to text me hello

unknown 2: did I mention that we are in the same class, sitting directly across from each other?

 

Changbin: that is precisely wat i did

 

Changbin has changed [unknown 2]’s name to [seungmart]

 

seungmart: what is this name

 

Changbin: legendary

 

seungmart: I disrespectfully disagree

 

Changbin: i see how it is

 

seungmart: I truly hope you do

seungmart: are we done here

 

Changbin: wat NO

 

seungmart: you are the epitome of an F on a report card

 

Changbin: thanks  《《o(≧◇≦)o》》

 

seungmart:

seungmart: I am uncomfortable

 

Changbin: good

Changbin: also i need u to tutor me

 

seungmart: I literally don’t know you

seungmart: neither do I want to

 

Changbin: ouch

 

seungmart: can I leave now

 

Changbin: i have smth that cud change ur mind

 

seungmart: besides terrible grammar and spelling? Sure okay

 

Changbin: dam why u so evil

 

seungmart: you’re welcome

 

Changbin: thanks?

Changbin: NEWAYS I NEED A TUTOR AND U LOOK SMART SO PLZ

 

seungmart: why are you even in this class

 

Changbin: MY POINT EXACTLY

 

seungmart: sigh

seungmart: what’s in it for me

 

Changbin: be my tutor and i wont tell pretty boi over there who uve been staring at for the past half hour that u have the hots for him

 

seungmart:

 

Changbin: DID I ACTUALLY GET THAT RIGHT

Changbin: OMIGOD AW UR BLUSHING

Changbin: FUCK YES

 

seungmart: shut up

 

Changbin: U HAVE A CRUSHHHHHH

 

seungmart: I said shut up

 

Changbin: jesus christ stop glaring at me

Changbin: does that mean ull tutor me?

 

seungmart: ...for an idiot, you know how to make an effective argument

 

Changbin: its one of my many charms :)

Changbin: btw imma ignore the offensive part and take that as a yes

 

seungmart: right

 

Changbin: stop gLARING AT ME U LOOK LIKE A DEMON

Changbin: MOM IM SCARED

 

seungmart: it’s one of my many charms

 

Changbin: i dont think i like u

 

seungmart: the feeling’s mutual

 

Changbin: damn

Changbin: WELP at least i hav a tutor now

 

seungmart: unfortunately

seungmart: do you want to start today after school? we can meet at the library

 

Changbin: sounds gud

Changbin: wats ur 4th period

 

seungmart: AP euro

 

Changbin: disappointed but not surprised yEET

 

Changbin has logged off!

 

seungmart: um

seungmart: not sure what that was but okay

 

seungmart has logged off!



10:37am- [stfu its just a picture]

 

whipped bitchass has logged on!

 

whipped bitchass: BITCH GUESS WHO JUST GOT THEMSELVES A TUTOR

 

Jisung: u actually managed to convince some1 to deal w u

Jisung: (」゜ロ゜)」

 

whipped bitchass: this is wat u get for underestimating me dickhead

 

Jisung: im offended but also surprised that u spelled underestimating correctly

 

whipped bitchass: i had to look it up

 

Jisung: u r a disappointment

 

whipped bitchass: ever looked in a mirror?

 

Jisung:

Jisung: okay i deserved that

 

Capchan has logged on!

 

Capchan: STOP TEXTING IN CLASS

Capchan: PAY ATTENTION

Capchan: BE THE GOOD STUDENTS YOU WERE NEVER DESTINED TO BE

Capchan: AND STOP DESTROYING EACH OTHERS SELF-ESTEEMS

 

Capchan has logged off!

 

Jisung:

 

whipped bitchass:

 

Jisung: dad went oFF

 

Jisung has logged off!

 

whipped bitchass: oof

 

whipped bitchass has logged off!

 



11:03- [stfu its just a picture]

 

whipped bitchass has logged on!

 

whipped bitchass has added [seungmart] to the chat!

 

seungmart has logged on!

 

seungmart: what is this

 

Capchan has logged on!

 

Capchan: Your worst nightmare

 

seungmart: fantastic

seungmart: but um who are you guys

 

Capchan: Bang Chan, I’m a senior. Nice to meet you!

 

Jisung has logged on!

 

Jisung: R U SEUNGMIN

 

seungmin: Can I abstain from that question

 

Jisung: BITCH Y DIDNT U TELL ME UR TUTOR WAS SEUNGMIN

 

whipped bitchass: U GUYS KNO  EACH OTHER

 

Jisung: YEAH WE HAVE HOOMAN PHYS TOGETHER

 

whipped bitchass: NICE MY DUDE

 

seungmart: so you are Changbin

 

whipped bitchass: u best believe it *hair flip*

 

Jisung: yes fuck it up best fren

 

seungmart: I’m going to take a wild guess and say that you two share about half a brain cell

 

Capchan: Heh I like this kid

 

Jisung: I DID NOT DESERVE THIS DISRESPECT-

 

whipped bitchass: AFTER ALL I DID FOR U THIS IS WHAT I GET IN RETURN

 

seungmart: sorry not sorry hun

 

Jisung: OOH HE SASSY ME LIKEY

 

whipped bitchass: nahh let it go ji he got his eye on another manz

 

seungmart:

seungmart: why

 

whipped bitchass: why not?

 

Jisung: a question

Jisung: WHO IS IT

 

whipped bitchass: HWANG HYUNJIN

 

seungmart: ever heard of confidentiality???

 

whipped bitchass: i have no clue what that means

whipped bitchass: n e ways YEAH HE WAS STARING AT HIM WITH HEARTS IN HIS EYES DURING 1ST PERIOD

 

Jisung: BITCH HYUNJINS IN MY PRECALC CLASS

Jisung: HE ONE OF THEM NEW KIDS

Jisung: nice catch seungmin bro

 

seungmart: stop it

 

Jisung: UM WHIPPED MUCH

 

whipped bitchass: IKR SO I THREATENED HIM WITH SPILLING THE TEA TO GET HIM TO TUTOR ME

 

Jisung: AIR HIGH FIVE

 

Capchan: Children calm thyselves

Capchan: Also Changbin where did you learn that inappropriate behavior

Capchan: I am disappointed in you

 

whipped bitchass: sorry dad :(

whipped bitchass: but i got a tutor so :)

 

seungmart: what is this weird family dynamic

 

Jisung: it is one of history’s greatest mysteries

 

Capchan: ..right

Capchan: basically I am the dad and these are my non-consensually adopted children

 

seungmart: sounds healthy

 

Capchan: Like you wouldn’t believe

 

whipped bitchass: where is felix btw?

 

Jisung: FUNNY U WUD ASK

 

seungmart: Lee Felix?

 

Jisung: yep ;)

 

seungmart: I think I just understood Changbin’s username

 

whipped bitchass: LAUNCH URSELF OFF A CLIFF HAN JISUNG

 

Capchan: You were just that obvious huh Changbin

 

seungmart: lol

 

Jisung: am i gonna die tonight or am i gonna die tonight

 

whipped bitchass: take a guess sweetie

 

Jisung: first of all, ew

Jisung: second of all, seungmin can u be my bodyguard i fear for my life

 

seungmart: no can do

 

Jisung: the disrespect in this household

 

Capchan: To respond to your question, Felix and I are in phys ed right now

Capchan: I’m on the bench but he’s playing basketball

Capchan: Lol okay now he decided to pose for a photoshoot

Capchan: This kid

 

Jisung: i shud warn u that bin may combust and make a scene in the cafeteria if u don’t send a pic

 

whipped bitchass: SHUT THE FUCK UP JISUNG

 

seungmart: wow is someone in love or what

 

whipped bitchass: NO ONE ASKED YOU SEUNGMIN

 

Capchan: So you don’t want to see this picture I just took of Lix?

 

whipped bitchass:

 

Jisung: plz take that as a yes b4 he falls off his chair

 

seungmart: yea he’s trembling with enamoured excitement

seungmart: by the way why did you change your sweatshirt?

 

whipped bitchass: absolutely no reason at all

 

Jisung: i second that

 

seungmart: you literally could not be any more suspicious but okay

 

Capchan: I'll let you in on something real quick Seungmin

Capchan: 98% of what comes out of their mouthes is complete and utter stupidity

Capchan: So don't waste your time trying to decipher whatever is it they're rambling about

 

whipped bitchass: T

whipped bitchass: H

 

whipped bitchass: E

 

whipped bitchass: B

 

whipped bitchass: E

 

whipped bitchass: T

 

whipped bitchass: R

 

whipped bitchass: A

 

whipped bitchass: Y

 

whipped bitchass: A

 

whipped bitchass: L

 

Capchan: Case and point

 

Jisung: STOP LAUGHING U ASS

 

seungmart: nah

 

Capchan: Wait y’all have the same lunch?

 

seungmart: unfortunately

 

Jisung: yea when bin saw min in the cafeteria he p much dragged him back to our table

 

seungmart: turns out he just wanted some of my sandwich

seungmart: he is an odd one

 

Jisung: understatement of the century but go on

Jisung: good luck tutoring him btw

 

seungmart: thanks I’m positive I’m going to need all the luck I can get

 

Capchan: Oh so guys do you wanna hang out after school on Friday? We have a half day so might as well

 

Jisung: yea sure

 

seungmart: sure

seungmart: that’d be fun- I haven’t met you yet anyways Chan

 

Jisung: min i wud love to discuss how u seem to actually be able to speak without sarcasm, but maybe we shud focus on the problem in front of us

 

seungmart:

seungmart: is he supposed to be that red?

 

Capchan: I am going to disregard the fact that you are texting each other when you’re literally right next to one another

Capchan: Is Changbin okay?

 

whipped bitchass: OKAY U MOTHER FUCKERS JUST SEND THE FUCKING PICTURE

 

Jisung: HAHAHAHA WE FINALLY MADE HIM SAY IT OUT LOUD

 

seungmart: I have to say that was a great idea Jisung lol

 

Capchan: Proud of my children

 

whipped bitchass: i hate this fucking family

 

Capchan:

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whipped bitchass:

 

seungmart: well that shut him up real quick

 

Jisung: fucking whipped




11:16- [homie bros]

 

Changbro has logged on!

 

Jisquirrel has logged on!

 

Changbro: why does he have to be so fUCKING CUTE

Changbro: ‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚

 

Jisquirrel: maybe you should ask him

 

Changbro: not helpful!!1!11!!

 

Jisquirrel: seungmin is giving you the “not impressed” look

Jisquirrel: eat your sandwich and stop drooling at your phone

 

Changbro: why the fuck am i even friends w u

 

Jisquirrel: who knows

 

Jisquirrel has logged off!

 

Changbro: friendship is magic my ass

 

Changbro has logged off!

 

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4:27am- [stfu its just a picture]

 

Capchan has logged on!

 

Capchan: FUCK

 

Chapter Text

Felix Found. of Art Korean 1 Phys Ed AP English 4
Chan AP. Env Science AP Calc Phys Ed AP English 4
Jisung Human Physio. Acting Seminar Korean 2 Honors Precalc
Changbin Found. of Art AP Poetry Korean 2 English 2
Minho Honors Korean 3 Acting Seminar AP Bio AP Psych
Hyunjin Human Physio. AP Poetry AP Bio Honors Precalc
Seungmin Honors Korean 3 AP Poetry AP Bio AP Euro History
Woojin AP Stats AP Calc Phys Ed English 4
Jeongin Found. of Art History 1 Korean 1 IM 1

 

BROADER SCHOOL SCHEDULE STUFF

Homeroom- 7:15 to 7:30

1st period- 7:30am to 8:55am

2nd period- 9:00am to 10:25am

3rd period- 10:30am to 12:30pm (cuz lunch)

4th period- 12:30pm to 2:00pm

 

LUNCH

1st lunch- 10:30am to 11am ->>> Minho, Woojin

2nd lunch- 11am to 11:30am ->>> Seungmin, Jisung, Changbin

3rd lunch- 11:30am to 12pm ->>> Jeongin, Chan

4th lunch- 12pm to 12:30pm ->>> Felix, Hyunjin

 

**************************************

 

4:27am- [stfu its just a picture]

 

Capchan has logged on!

 

Capchan: FUCK

 

Jisung has logged on!

 

Jisung: tf did u do

 

Capchan: How do you know I even did anything

 

Jisung: ( ̄ェ ̄)

 

Capchan: OKAY FINE I REALLY FUCKED UP

 

Jisung: at 4am?

Jisung: sigh

Jisung: gimme all the details

 

whipped bitchass has logged on!

 

whipped bitchass: why the fuck are yall up swearing at ass o’clock

 

Jisung: cuz we can now stfu chan is gonna tell us a story about his major fuckupery

 

whipped bitchass: ooh nice

 

Capchan: THATS HYUNG TO YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT

Capchan: IM LITERALLY CRYING RN KASDJVBSKDJ

 

Jisung: chan hyung? keyboard smashing? this has got to be good

 

freckled sunshine has logged on!

 

whipped bitchass: felix? why r u awake u should be sleeping

 

Jisung: srsly bin

Jisung: is chan hyung good felix

 

freckled sunshine: oh yea

freckled sunshine: i mean hes currently head slamming into a pillow rn but other than that everythings dandy

 

Jisung: NICE

Jisung: CHAN HYUNG PLZ TELL USSSSSSS

 

freckled sunshine: oh and changbin hyung dont worry I was already awake cuz of channie :)

 

whipped bitchass: oh! oh okay haha good :)

 

Jisung: bin. focus.

 

whipped bitchass: :(

 

Capchan: okay I am calm now

 

freckled sunshine: aaaaaand now hes doing a handstand against the wall

 

Jisung: hyung u can engage in ur self deprecation time later

Jisung: tell us what happened ffs

 

Capchan: oih i m dizzxy

 

whipped bitchass: jfc

 

freckled sunshine: okay he has safely reached his bed

 

Capchan: So

Capchan: I was just on instagram, right?

Capchan: Just scrolling through

Capchan: And then I see that this guy posted... Woojin? Yeah that’s his name

Capchan: He was cute, I was tired and delusional. So I liked his pic and then he asked if we went to the same school since he had seen me before, and I said yes and I was so nervous

Capchan: So then he asks to follow me, and what did I do? I was literally shaking and

Capchan: Accidentally declined his follow request

 

Jisung:

 

whipped bitchass:

 

freckled sunshine:

 

Jisung: bITCH

Jisung: UR DUMBASS ACTUALLY JUST DID THAT

 

freckled sunshine: okay its way too early for this much swearing

freckled sunshine: BUT CHANNIE U HAVE A CRUSH AND U DIDN’T EVEN TELL ME

 

whipped bitchass: WAIT CHAN HYUNG IS GAY TF

 

freckled sunshine: HES ACTUALLY BI

 

whipped bitchass: OH NICE

 

seungmart has logged on!

 

seungmart: what the actual hell guys

 

whipped bitchass: CHAN HYUNG HAS A CRUSH AND FUCKED UP BIG TIME AND NOW HES IN DENIAL

 

seungmart: great

seungmart: who is it?

 

Jisung: SOME GUY NAMED WOOJIN

 

seungmart: senior, looks like a bear?

 

Capchan: yes?

 

Jisung: u know him??????? I WANT A FULL REPORT

 

seungmart: jesus stop abusing the caps lock

seungmart: but to respond to your question, yes I do know him

seungmart: I was in songwriting with him last year and he is incredibly talented vocally

 

Capchan: FANTASTIC

 

whipped bitchass: okay but lets not forget the real question here

whipped bitchass: how tf does one look like a bear

 

seungmart:

svwBbTY7nJh73dv76jAgKZlAVNPfbn7PKeLH_mnxm7GhTEswYJdW-3mPf_Vo-f3V5WWY59IZa02I1emQMFjX0nMObShENr60o_4kXyYBydiMoZtezv2fYGpFMuWMyAZ0B5VYqPIG

 

Jisung: okay i def see the resemblance

Jisung: but also like  

Jisung: dAMN

 

freckled sunshine: wow channie u have good taste

 

whipped bitchass:

whipped bitchass: yea

 

Jisung: ^?

 

whipped bitchass: nvm

 

Jisung: wait seungmin u sing too?

 

savagemin: well, yes

 

whipped bitchass: does hy*nj*n know this?

 

savagemin: please don’t spell his name like that

savegemin: no he does not and I would love for it to remain that way

 

Jisung: that was terrifyingly pass agg

 

whipped bitchass: mom im scared

Capchan: woojin sings

Capchan: wOOJIN SINGS

Capchan: this is going to be the death of me

Capchan: I REALLY FUCKED UP

 

Jisung: yeah no shit sherlock

Jisung: u better go tell him tmr that u didnt mean to shoot him down

 

Capchan: ABSOLUTELY NOT

Capchan: THEN HE’LL THINK I LIKE HIM

 

seungmart: well do you not?

 

Capchan: No!!!

Capchan: Maybe?

Capchan: I DON'T KNOW

 

Jisung: u better have a class w him or im complaining to admin

 

freckled sunshine: i just checked his schedule since hes too panicked to move rn

freckled sunshine: but omg yeah Woojin has phys ed w me and channie

 

whipped bitchass: how tf did u manage to view woojin’s schedule

 

freckled sunshine: I hacked the master schedule on the school website :)

 

whipped bitchass: nICE

 

Jisung: OOOH U BETTER GO GET SUM CHAN HYUNG

 

freckled sunshine: hes incapable of functioning rn

 

Jisung: oof chan hyung r u a panicked gay

 

seungmart: I vote yes

 

Capchan: Seungmin I thought you were on my side!!!

 

seungmart: when I have much better things to do with my time? Nah

 

whipped bitchass: OH SHIT

 

Jisung: DAMN OKAY THIS CALLS FOR A NAME CHANGE

 

Jisung changed [seungmart]’s username to [savagemin]

 

savagemin: um okay

 

whipped bitchass: i want a name change too!

 

Jisung: but do u need one is the question

 

whipped bitchass: SHUT

 

savagemin changed [whipped bitchass]’s username to [trashbin]

 

trashbin:

trashbin: i regret everything

 

Jisung: seungmin i bow down to thee

 

trashbin changed [Jisung]’s username to [peasant]

 

peasant: fuck u

 

trashbin: thank u next bitch

 

peasant: bitch i know where u live

 

Capchan: Hello? I still need help?

 

freckled sunshine: hyung

freckled sunshine: ur a big boy u can go talk to woojin tmr

 

Capchan: I have been betrayed by my own brother

 

savagemin: it’s called being a lost cause

 

Capchan: (ρ゚∩゚)

 

freckled sunshine: sighhhhh now hes pouting

 

peasant: hyung just ask woojin to come cuddle u

 

Capchan: addbfjgbjkargsuids

 

trashbin: successfully defeated!!11!1!11

 

seungmart: okay that’s my que I am going to sleep and muting this chat

 

seungmart has logged off!

 

peasant: hes just salty cuz his man aint paying attention to him

 

trashbin: r u aware that he will see this chat tmr

 

peasant: shit

 

freckled sunshine: lol rip jisung hyung

 

peasant: ε=ε=ε=ᕕ( ◎_◎)ᕗ

 

peasant has logged off!

 

freckled sunshine: welp im gonna sleep too

freckled sunshine: nite Binnie hyung!

 

trashbin: binnie?

 

freckled sunshine: do u not like it?

 

trashbin: no no its totally fine!!! i uh just got surprised

 

freckled sunshine: oh oke

 

trashbin: gnite! <3

trashbin: ahh oops i-

 

freckled sunshine: byee! <3

 

freckled sunshine has logged off!

 

trashbin: oh my god

trashbin: OH MY GOD

trashbin:

trashbin: this will be the death of me

 

trashbin has logged off!

 

 

5:58am- [homie bros]

 

Jisquirrel has logged on!

 

Jisquirrel: GOODMORNING SUNSHINE

 

Changbro has logged on!

 

Changbro: literally get the fuck out

 

Changbro has left the chat!

 

Jisquirrel: okie dokie

 

Jisquirrel has gone offline!



6:03am- [stfu its just a picture]

 

peasant has logged on!

 

peasant: wow i really hate this username

peasant: wait what did i come on here for again

peasant: oH yEAh

peasant: GOODMORNING FELLOW PEEPS

 

Capchan has logged on!

 

Capchan: Why do you have so much energy in the mornings

 

peasant: WHY NOT

 

savagemin has logged on!

 

savagemin: Jisung.

 

peasant: hahahaha u really didnt have to scroll up

 

savagemin: I will literally obliterate you

savagemin: see you at lunch

 

peasant: fuck

peasant: okay let me at least get laid first

 

Capchan: Jisung please don’t

 

savagemin:

savagemin: I fully hate the fact that I am a part of this group chat

 

trashbin has logged on!

 

trashbin: im with u on that one buddy

 

peasant: gUYS

 

trashbin: tf do you WANT

 

peasant: love and affection

 

trashbin: good luck finding that

 

peasant: :(

 

Capchan: Bin don’t be mean

Capchan: Besides he isn’t dying for it as much as a certain someone is

 

trashbin: HYUNG

 

peasant: i mean hes not wrong

 

savagemin: it’s what you deserve

 

freckled sunshine has logged on!

 

freckled sunshine: binnie hyung needs cuddles?

 

savagemin: binnie?

 

Capchan: Cuddles???

 

trashbin has logged off!



6:10am- [homie bros]

 

Jisquirrel has logged on!

 

Jisquirrel: aweeeee he calls u binnie now?

 

Changbro has logged on!

 

Changbro: IM PANICKING MY HEART CANNOT SURVIVE THIS

 

Jisquirrel: who knew bin could be so soft

 

Changbro: STFU TRYING NOT TO HAVE AN ANEURYSM HERE

 

Jisquirrel: lmao well have fun w that

Jisquirrel: he still doesn't know that ur the "creepy guy who took a pic of him" does he

 

Changbro: LEAVE ME ALONE

 

Changbro has gone offline!

 

Jisquirrel: lol

 

Jisquirrel has gone offline!




6:12am- [stfu its just a picture]

 

Capchan: Changbin give us answers

 

trashbin: haha um no im fine Felix

 

freckled sunshine: so u dont want cuddles?

 

trashbin: no!

trashbin: i mean yes!!!

trashbin: uM

 

freckled sunshine: ill give u a hug in art class :)

 

trashbin: oh uh haha um okay

trashbin: fuck

 

savagemin: yep he’s dead

 

freckled sunshine: HES DEAD?!?!?!

 

peasant: not literally

 

savagemin: he’s dead emotionally

 

Capchan: You just have that effect on him lix

 

savagemin:

 

peasant:

 

Capchan: Oops-

 

freckled sunshine: what effect?

 

peasant: nice one captain

 

Capchan: Uhhhhh maybe you should talk to Bin about it

 

freckled sunshine: kay!

 

freckled sunshine has gone offline!

 

savagemin: that really only made things worse

 

peasant: nice one captain

peasant: btw good luck talking to woojin hyung today

 

Capchan: Don’t reMIND ME

 

savagemin: I still have his number I’ll text him

 

savagemin has gone offline!

 

Capchan: seungmin you better not

Capchan: seungmin

Capchan: SEUNGMIN



6:21am- [I think I’d rather not]

 

Min has logged on!

 

Min: hey

Min: you remember me right

Min: from songwriting class

 

Woo has logged on!

 

Woo: Um yeah but that was like 3 years ago

Woo: Good morning? What’s up

 

Min: so there’s this guy

Min: he might have fooled around on your instagram yesterday

 

Woo: Bang Chan? That’s what his username was anyway

 

Min: yea

 

Woo: Yep he full on panicked when I asked him something under my recent

Woo: It was kind of cute honestly

 

Min: did you follow him?

 

Woo: Uh yeah I did but he denied it?

Woo: Not sure what I did wrong there

 

Min: you did nothing wrong

Min: he’s going to talk to you today

 

Woo: Voluntarily?

 

Min: 100%

 

Woo: Sounds sketchy

 

Min: correct

Min: anyways bye it was fun talking to you!

 

Woo: Hehe same here

Woo: Bye

 

Woo has logged off!

 

Min has logged off!




6:31am- [stfu its just a picture]

 

savagemin is online!

 

savagemin: okay he knows you’re coming to talk to him today

 

Capchan:

Capchan:

Capchan: dUDE

Capchan: I AM NOT ABLE TO DO THAT

 

trashbin: hyung why r u so panicked?

 

Capchan: I have never been in a relationship before okay

 

peasant: with that face? surprising

 

trashbin: what’s not surprising? how much marty saved by switching to geico.

 

savagemin: just when I thought things were taking a more serious turn

 

peasant: never assume that in this gc

 

Capchan: I’m flattered Jisung but I’m also not someone anyone would probably be attracted to

 

freckled sunshine: EXCUSE ME

freckled sunshine: I THINK NOT YOU TAKE THAT BACK BANG CHRISTOPHER CHAN

 

peasant: damn

peasant: but tbh chan hyung nobody can deny that u a snacc

 

savagemin: never say that ever again

savagemin: however chan hyung you do have a lot of natural charm, I’m sure people have had crushes on you before

 

trashbin: tf chan hyung ur like a whole visual stfu

 

Capchan: -_-

 

freckled sunshine: if woojin doesnt see that i will end him

 

peasant: felix getting violent!11!1!!

 

savagemin: this is an example of the terrible influence you all have on him

 

trashbin: ignoring that insult

trashbin: chan hyung u got this!

 

Capchan: Aww thanks binnie

 

freckled sunshine: hey only i get to call him that!

 

savagemin: would you look at that

 

peasant: felix priviledge™

 

savagemin changed [trashbin]’s username to [felix priviledge™]

 

felix priviledge™: OBJECTION YOUR HONOR-

 

freckled sunshine: nuuuuu its cute

 

felix priviledge™: oh okay

 

peasant: wHIPPED

 

Capchan: Okay y’all are cute

 

freckled sunshine: who?

 

felix priviledge™: alfbsjkdbsjaflgsd

felix priviledge™: would you look at that its time to go to school HAHA BYE

 

felix priviledge™ has logged off!

 

savagemin: I believe we have just witnessed the most panicked gay in existence

 

peasant: agreed

 

Capchan: We probably should head to school soon

Capchan: Lix stop jumping on the bed I can literally hear you

 

freckled sunshine: ( ≧Д≦)

 

Capchan: Sigh

Capchan: I can see why Bin thinks you’re cute

 

savagemin:

 

peasant:

 

savagemin: jesus christ

 

peasant: YOU FUCKING IDIOT

 

freckled sunshine: binnie hyung thinks im cute?

Chapter Text

 

Felix Found. of Art Korean 1 Phys Ed AP English 4
Chan AP. Env Science AP Calc Phys Ed AP English 4
Jisung Human Physio. Acting Seminar Korean 2 Honors Precalc
Changbin Found. of Art AP Poetry Korean 2 English 2
Minho Honors Korean 3 Acting Seminar AP Bio AP Psych
Hyunjin Human Physio. AP Poetry AP Bio Honors Precalc
Seungmin Honors Korean 3 AP Poetry AP Bio AP Euro History
Woojin AP Stats AP Calc Phys Ed English 4
Jeongin Found. of Art History 1 Korean 1 IM 1

 

BROADER SCHOOL SCHEDULE STUFF

Homeroom- 7:15 to 7:30

1st period- 7:30am to 8:55am

2nd period- 9:00am to 10:25am

3rd period- 10:30am to 12:30pm (cuz lunch)

4th period- 12:30pm to 2:00pm

 

LUNCH

1st lunch- 10:30am to 11am ->>> Minho, Woojin

2nd lunch- 11am to 11:30am ->>> Seungmin, Jisung, Changbin

3rd lunch- 11:30am to 12pm ->>> Jeongin, Chan

4th lunch- 12pm to 12:30pm ->>> Felix, Hyunjin

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6:39 am- [stfu its just a picture]

 

peasant: GASP

peasant: CHAN HYUNG HOW COULD U

peasant: EXPOSING HIS DEEPEST SECRET LIKE THAT

 

felix priviledge™:

felix priviledge™: WHY DO U ALWAYS MANAGE TO MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE

 

peasant: I DID NOT DESERVE THAT

peasant: ALL I DID WAS MAN UP FOR U SINCE OBVI U CUDNT DO IT

 

Capchan: Lemme get the popcorn

 

savagemin: what is even happening?

 

Capchan: SHHHHH I can’t hear anything

Capchan: *turns up the volume*

 

savagemin:

savagemin: that is incorrect on so many levels

 

felix priviledge™: FUCK U ILL SHOW U MANNING UP

felix priviledge™: uh

felix priviledge™: FELIX I THINK UR CUTE

 

freckled sunshine: oh? yay!!!! (ノ^o^)ノ

 

felix priviledge™: k gonna go kokothrow myself into a hole and hide forever

 

freckled sunshine: nuuuu don't do that ill be sad :(

 

felix priviledge™: FU

 

peasant: how manly of u

 

felix priviledge™: would u like me to assist in the ending of ur as well as our suffering

 

peasant: shutting up now

 

savagemin: is that even possible?

 

felix priviledge™: for about 30 seconds

felix priviledge™: enjoy it while it lasts

 

Capchan: Ok guys changing the subject

Caphcan: Help I’m panicking

Capchan: I have to talk to Woojin today and 

Capchan: HOW

 

felix priviledge™: well-

 

peasant: stop right there u vertically challenged relationship failure

 

felix priviledge™: WHAT THE FUCK I JUST CONFESSED PLUS UR LIKE 2 CM TALLER THAN ME

 

peasant: THATS 2 CM TALLER THAN ULL EVER BE

peasant: AND FYI YELLING "FELIX IS CUTE" AND THEN HIDING UNDER UR BLANKETS IS NOT CONFESSING

 

felix priviledge™: STFU U DONT KNOW ANYTHING

 

peasant: i-

peasant: WE JUST FACETIMED STUPID

 

felix priviledge™:

felix priviledge™: fuck

 

Capchan: Currently ignoring the idiots. Seungmin? 

 

peasant: R U KIDDING ME HES USELESS ALL HE KNOWS HOW TO DO IS HEART EYES AT HYUNJIN

 

savagemin: would you like to experience the absence of oxygen in your lungs?

 

peasant: im assuming thats intended for murder and not for kinky sex

 

savagemin: would you like to find out?

 

Capchan: STOP IT THERE IS A CHILD HERE

 

freckled sunshine: ummmm ok that was weird haha

freckled sunshine: anyways Channie hyung u should just go for it! be urself and everything will be fine

 

Capchan: Aww thanks Lixie :) I’ll do my best!!!

 

peasant: as long as Seungmin doesnt murder me, ill be rooting for u!

 

felix priviledge™: me too!!!!!

 

savagemin: same here. I’m sure it will be fine Chan, just take a deep breathe and like Felix said, be yourself.

 

peasant: aww that was sweet seungminie

 

savagemin: better sleep with your eyes open tonight Han

 

Capchan: …

Capchan: Thanks for the encouragement!

Capchan: Now get to school you delinquent children

 

freckled sunshine: see u in art Binnie hyung!!

 

freckled sunshine has logged off!

 

felix priviledge™: okay see you!!!

felix priviledge™: get hit by a school bus Han Jisung

 

felix privilege has logged off!

 

peasant: I LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE I CROSS THE STREET SO FUCK U

 

peasant has logged off!

 

savagemin: the both of you are idiots

savagemin: good luck Chan!

 

savagemin has logged off!

 

Capchan: :)

 

Capchan has logged off!

 



11:05am- [homie bros]

 

Changbro has logged on!

 

Changbro: where the fuck r u going

 

Jisquirrel has logged on!

 

Jisquirrel: gonna go spy on Chan and Woojin

 

Changbro: Felix is literally in phys ed w both of them right now why not ask him

 

Jisquirrel: this is more fun

 

Changbro: dumbass

Changbro: i want a live report

 

Jisquirrel: bet

 

Jisquirrel has gone offline!

Changbro has gone offline!

 

 

11:08- [stfu its just a picture]

 

peasant has logged on!

 

felix priviledge™ has logged on!

 

felix priviledge™ has kicked Capchan from the chat!

 

savagemin has logged on!

 

savagemin: why did Jisung just sprint out of the cafeteria

 

peasant: I HAVÉ A VERY IMPORTANTÉ TOP SECRETÉ MISSIONÉ TO ACCOMPLISHÉ

 

savagemin: I have officially lost my appetite 

 

freckled sunshine has logged on!

 

freckled sunshine has changed [peasant]’s nickname to [masked squirrel]

 

masked squirrel: aww thanks Felix

 

freckled sunshine: (*⌒▽⌒*)θ~♪

 

felix priviledge™:

felix priviledge™: right

felix priviledge™: n e ways sung’s gonna go spy on Chan n Woojin

 

savagemin: don’t get caught

 

masked squirrel: fear not! i am slick and discreet

 

freckled sunshine: um someone just dived into a trashcan outside the gym and knocked down an entire stack of chairs??

 

masked squirrel: that was most certainly not me

 

freckled sunshine:

freckled sunshine: um then why is it your voice cursing from the trashcan?

 

masked squirrel:

 

felix priviledge™: AHAHAHAHAHAHA DISCREET HE SAYS

 

savagemin: you had one job, Jisung.

 

masked squirrel: FUCK U I gotta perfect view from here

 

freckled sunshine: I have to go back so byeee! Good luck with ur mission!

 

freckled sunshine has logged off!

 

felix priviledge™: byeeeeee!!!

felix priviledge™: K TELL US WHATS HAPPENING JI

 

masked squirrel: well they’re stretching? Idk i think they’re gonna do laps

masked squirrel: TWO SUBJECTS SPOTTED

masked squirrel: damn Woojin looks fucking delicious

 

savagemin: utterly disgusting

 

felix priviledge™: JISUNG FOCUS

 

masked squirrel: FINE

masked squirrel: OMG

masked squirrel: CHAN HYUNG IS JUST STRAIGHT UP CHECKING WOOJIN OUT

 

savagemin: Chan??

 

masked squirrel: HE GOT CAUGHT AND NOW HES BRIGHT RED OMG

masked squirrel: WOOJIN JUST FUCKING LICKED HIS LIPS AND WINKED AT HIM

 

savagemin: what

 

felix priviledge™: WHAT

 

masked squirrel: AND NOW WOOJIN STARTED RUNNING AROUND THE TRACK

masked squirrel: fuck he looks good

masked squirrel: Chan hyung is one privileged man

masked squirrel: thE FUCK

 

felix priviledge™: what happened???

 

masked squirrel: CHAN HYUNG JUST FUCKING FAINTED OUT OF NOWHERE

masked squirrel: HES JUST ON THE GROUND

masked squirrel: OH MY GOD

masked squirrel: WOOJIN JUST SPRINTED OVER AND IS NOW CARRYING HIM BRIDAL STYLE TO THE NURSES OFFICE

 

felix priviledge™: WHAT THE FUCK

felix priviledge™: WHY THE FUCK AM I SINGLE

 

savagemin: would you like me to explain?

 

felix priviledge™: no please don’t

 

savagemin: alright then

savagemin: Jisung what’s going on?

 

freckled sunshine has logged on!

 

freckled sunshine: hey is Channie hyung okay?? Woojin just rushed out of the gym with him in his arms

freckled sunshine: ...and Jisung just launched himself after them? what a jump 

 

savagemin: ignore him he is an idiot

 

felix priviledge™: hi Felix!!

 

masked squirrel: all is according to plan, over

masked squirrel: currently in a cabinet in the nurse’s office, over

masked squirrel: i think Chan hyung’s okay it didn’t look like he got hurt, over

masked squirrel: just overwhelmed by Woojin’s sexiness, over

 

freckled sunshine: oh boy Channie hyung =^^=

freckled sunshine: hi Binnie hyung!!

 

felix priviledge™: aaahhh hello

felix priviledge™: Jisung these are not walkie talkies

 

masked squirrel: k lovebirds can u do this once im not risking my life for good content, over

 

felix priviledge™: dramatic ass

felix priviledge™: shut UP

 

savagemin: how did you manage to fit in a cabinet?

 

masked squirrel: USE PROPER COMMUNICATION FOOLS, OVER

masked squirrel: also sometimes sacrifices must be made @ my back rn, over

 

felix priviledge™: yikes

 

masked squirrel:

 

felix priviledge™: oVER

 

masked squirrel: good job, over

masked squirrel: K SO THE NURSE IS JUST BLABBING, OVER

masked squirrel: GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY LADY I CANT SEE SHIT, OVER

 

savagemin: ever heard of respect?

savagemin: sigh

savagemin: over

 

masked squirrel: the mission is the priority here, over

masked squirrel: FINALLY SHE LEFT THANK FUCK, OVER

masked squirrel: CHAN HYUNGS AWAKE ON THE COT AND WOOJIN IS ON THE COT NEXT TO HIM, OVER

masked squirrel: THEY’RE STARING AT EACH OTHER, OVER

masked squirrel: CHAN HYUNG IS BLUSHING SO HARD, OVER

masked squirrel: oh shit woojins talking, over

 

felix priviledge™: GIVE US WORD FOR WORD BOI

felix priviledge™: OVER

 

masked squirrel: jesus calm down ur nonexistnt ass down, over

 

freckled sunshine: hey thats mean!! Binnie hyung has an

 

savagemin: Felix honey now is not the time

 

felix priviledge™: BITCH-

 

savagemin: excuse me?

 

felix priviledge™:

felix priviledge™: uh nvm lol haha

 

masked squirrel: GUYS STFU I CANT HEAR WHAT THEYRE SAYING

 

felix priviledge™: we're texting???

 

masked squirrel: is that a question??

 

savagemin: oh my god Jisung just tell us what they're saying

 

masked squirrel: W- “hey, r u feeling alright?”, over

masked squirrel: C- “uhhhhh y-yeah just a l-little dizzy i guess”, over

masked squirrel: W- “do u know why u fainted?”, over

masked squirrel: C- “uh-uh i- i dont- im not- ummm” HES BEET RED OMG, over

masked squirrel: WOOJIN JUST SMIRKED, OVER

masked squirrel: W- “i saw u looking at me earlier, u know”, over

masked squirrel: C- “fu- shi- uh, no i wasn-”, WHAT A MESS OMG over 

masked squirrel: W- “did u faint bcuz of me?”, over

masked squirrel: CHAN SHOOK HIS HEAD REALLY FAST, BLUSHED, THEN GAVE A TINY NOD WHY IS HE LIKE THIS, OVER

 

freckled sunshine: AWW CHANNIE HYUNG

 

savagemin: he really is innocent this is honestly unexpected

 

felix priviledge™: CUTE

felix priviledge™: ALSO FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP SAYING OVER U IDIOT

 

masked squirrel: fINE U UNGRATEFUL BITCH

masked squirrel: K SO WOOJINS JUST SMILING AT HIM

masked squirrel: W- “well u can look at me all you want now, sleeping beauty”

masked squirrel: WOOJIN IS SO FUCKING FLIRTY JFC MY HEART

masked squirrel: CHAN JUST SHOOK HIS HEAD AND CURLED IN ON HIMSELF AND SAID “BUT UR TOO FAR AWAY”

masked squirrel: W- “oh yeah?” HE JUST RAISED HIS EYEBROW AND NOW THEIR FACES R SUPER CLOSE

masked squirrel

masked squirrel: OH MY FUCKING GOD CHAN HYUNG JUST KISSED WOOJIN WHAT THE FUCK

 

savagemin: well that certainly was straight forward

savagemin: especially for someone like Chan

 

felix priviledge™: ADSFJVBUJVBGKRNBIODSVNIEDGVBKDSVN EWIG

 

freckled sunshine: already????

 

masked squirrel: um that went from 1-100 REAL QUICK???

masked squirrel: holy shit that is one hell of a makeout session if ive ever seen one

 

savagemin: okay goodbye

 

savagemin has logged off!

 

freckled sunshine: ahhhhh okay im with Seungmin hyung this is too much im gonna go haha

 

freckled sunshine has logged off!

 

felix priviledge™: aww okay bye Lix!!!

 

masked squirrel: CAN U STOP FLIRTING FOR ONE GODDAMN SECOND IM HERE STUCK IN A CABINET WITH TWO HONRY TEENS MAKEING OUT IN FRONT OF ME

masked squirrel: they better not fuck right here in front of my virgin eyes

 

felix priviledge™: literally shut ur lying ass up i know ur eyes are wide open

 

masked squirrel: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

masked squirrel: welp they stopped kissing

masked squirrel: Chan hyung is full on PANTING 

masked squirrel: Woojin just kissed his forehead- “lets not get u too worked up, hmm?”

masked squirrel: this man and his way with WORDS

 

felix priviledge™: DAMN OKAY

felix priviledge™: didn't they just meet??? 

felix priviledge™: jesus christ 

 

masked squirrel: oh no the nurse is back

masked squirrel: SHIT-

 

masked squirrel has gone offline!

 

felix priviledge™: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

felix priviledge™: see u in class lol

 

felix priviledge™ has logged off!

 

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Chapter Text

 

Felix

Found. of Art

Korean 1

Phys Ed

AP English 4

Chan

AP. Env Science

AP Calc

Phys Ed

AP English 4

Jisung

Human Physio.

Acting Seminar

Korean 2

Honors Precalc

Changbin

Found. of Art

AP Poetry

Korean 2

English 2

Minho

Honors Korean 3

Acting Seminar

AP Bio

AP Psych

Hyunjin

Human Physio.

AP Poetry

AP Bio

Honors Precalc

Seungmin

Honors Korean 3

AP Poetry

AP Bio

AP Euro History

Woojin

AP Stats

AP Calc

Phys Ed

English 4

Jeongin

Found. of Art

History 1

Korean 1

IM 1

 

BROADER SCHOOL SCHEDULE STUFF

Homeroom- 7:15 to 7:30

1st period- 7:30am to 8:55am

2nd period- 9:00am to 10:25am

3rd period- 10:30am to 12:30pm (cuz lunch)

4th period- 12:30pm to 2:00pm

 

LUNCH

1st lunch- 10:30am to 11am ->>> Minho, Woojin

2nd lunch- 11am to 11:30am ->>> Seungmin, Jisung, Changbin

3rd lunch- 11:30am to 12pm ->>> Jeongin, Chan

4th lunch- 12pm to 12:30pm ->>> Felix, Hyunjin

 


 

12:17- [woojin n chan]

 

Woojin has logged on!

 

Woojin: hey did you get back to class alright? I’m sorry I couldn’t walk you.

 

Chan has logged on!

 

Chan: No no don’t worry! I’m on my way haha

Chan: There’s only 20 minutes left of class anyways haha

 

Woojin:

 

Chan: haha

 

Woojin: why do you keep saying haha

 

Chan: IM NERVOUS OKAY

 

Woojin: 

Woojin: still?

 

Chan: LEAVE ME ALONE

 

Woojin: but it’s so fun to tease you

 

Chan: sdbsdbjsdbvsud

 

Woojin: hey but in all seriousness, I don’t want to make you uncomfortable. I know we kissed, but it doesn’t have to mean anything if you don’t want it to. Whatever you feel you are most com-

 

Chan: BE MY BOYFRIEND

 

Woojin: 

 

Chan: shIT

Chan: sHIT SHIT SHIT

Chan: FORGET I SAID ANYTHING

 

Chan has logged off!

 

Woojin: well then

Woojin has gone offline!

 




12:35- [new chat]



[unknown 1] has created a new groupchat!

 

[unknown 1] has changed their username to [Woojin]

 

Woojin has added [unknown 2] to the chat!

 

Woojin: hey Felix?

 

unknown 2: omg hi Woojin hyung!!

 

[unknown 2] has changed their name to [Lix]

 

Woojin: haha hello! I asked Seungminnie for your number, I hope that’s okay.

Woojin: you have class with Chan right now, correct?

 

Lix: nope that’s fine! and yeppo we have AP english 4

Lix: um

 

Woojin: what is it?

 

Lix: it looks like hes trying to lock himself in the storage closet

 

Woojin: oh boy

Woojin: he’s so silly

 

Lix: gasp omg is this because you two kissed???

 

Woojin: and how would you know that, little one?

 

Lix: oh jisung was being an undercover agent and spied on you while hiding in a cabinet in the nurse’s office!

 

Woojin: so that was who screeched and sprinted out of the nurse’s office when the nurse came in

 

Lix: probably!

 

Woojin: I’m going to have to have a talk with that boy

Woojin: anyways could you tell Chan that I will let him know my answer tomorrow? I have to get back to class

 

Lix: okay! what answer tho?

 

Woojin: shhhh it’s a secret

 

Lix: oooooooh okay

Lix: ill tell him!!

 

Woojin: thanks Lix. see you!

 

Lix: bye Woojin hyung!

 

Lix has gone offline!

 

Woojin: cutie

 

Woojin has logged off!

 




12:47am- [stfu its just a picture]

 

freckled sunshine has logged on!

 

freckled sunshine: Channie hyung will you get out of there

 

Capchan has logged on!

 

Capchan: NEVER

 

freckled sunshine: ur ridiculous hyung

freckled sunshine: its just Woojin hyung! hes harmless

 

Capchan: NOT TO MY HEART HE ISNT

 

felix privilege™ has logged on!

 

felix privilege™: oh i see whats happening

felix privilege™: Chan hyung is most definitely,

felix privilege™: in every single way shape and form

felix privilege™: utterly

felix privilege™: a panicked gay

 

Capchan: I most absolutely am not

 

savagemin has logged on!

 

savagemin: I would disagree, especially considering the fact that you are hiding from Woojin hyung

savagemin: who, might I add, is not even in your class

 

felix privilege™: GOOD TIMING SEUNGMIN

 

Capchan:

Capchan: LISTEN I DON’T NEED YOUR LOGIC RIGHT NOW

 

freckled sunshine: hehe ur kinda panicked hyung

 

Capchan: My own brother how could you mate

 

freckled sunshine: its fun!

 

felix privilege™: im with him :D

 

savagemin: what a surprise.

 

felix privilege™: (;¬_¬)

 

freckled sunshine: oh yeah btw Channie hyung Woojin hyung said to tell u that he will have an answer for u tomorrow!

freckled sunshine: he said the answer was a secret tho :(

 

felix privilege™: secret hUH?

 

Capchan has gone offline!

 

freckled sunshine: HE JUST FELL OUT OF THE CLOSET

 

freckled sunshine has gone offline!

 

felix privilege™: BAHAHAHAHAHA WOOJIN HYUNG CAUSED CHAN HYUNG A BRAND NEW GAY AWAKENING

 

masked squirrel has logged on!

 

masked squirrel: hErt GhUys hwat diF i imSS?/?/.

 

savagemin: scroll up

 

masked squirrel: hOh nIIEce

 

felix privilege™: what the fuck is wrong with him

 

savagemin: isn’t he just being himself?

 

felix privilege™: i mean-

 

masked squirrel: sTfffU no ihm jtsu beuing ChAswED bY TeH fCUKiNg nRuRSe

 

savagemin: 

 

felix privilege™:

 

freckled sunshine: oh yeah Woojin hyung said that he sprinted out of the nurses office screaming when she showed up!

 

felix privilege™: fucking dumbass

felix privilege™: he’ll live

felix privilege™: probably

 

masked squirrel: wYh thE fUCK id she sOi FaSRt

 

felix privilege™ has changed [masked squirrel]’s name to [runaway rodent]

 

runaway rodent: FCUK YOI

runaway rodent: goNha tHroW my pHOnr sO htEY CAnyt tRaCck me

runaway rodent: bYEer

 

runaway rodent has gone offline!

 

savagemin: 

savagemin: is he aware of the fact that our school is not the CIA

 

felix privilege™: dont question it. not worth it

felix privilege™: shit the teachers looking at me

 

felix privilege™ has gone offline!

 

savagemin: silence at last

 


 

1:43pm- [stfu its just a picture]

 

felix privilege™ has logged on!

 

felix privilege™: FUCK YES SCHOOLS ALMOST OVER

 

savagemin: yay

 

felix privilege™: omg

felix privilege™: is this seungmin hyung

felix privilege™: being happy???????

 

savagemin: 

savagemin: congratulations you ruined everything

 

felix privilege™: damn okay (⌣_⌣”)

 

freckled sunshine has logged on!

 

freckled sunshine: haiii sorry i disappeared earlier! had to help Channie hyung pick up all the papers he threw all over the place when he crashed out of the closet

 

savagemin: isn’t he a music prodigy? yet he sometimes acts like he lacks braincells

savagemin: prodigy means genius by the way Changbin

 

felix privilege™: LITERALLY FUCK U I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

 

savagemin: 

 

felix privilege™: WELL I KNOW NOW

 

freckled sunshine: aww ur so cute Binnie hyung!

freckled sunshine: and yes Seungmin hyung Channie is a brilliant producer but sometimes he can be a lil stupid ∗˚(* ˃̤൬˂̤ *)˚∗ 

 

felix privilege™: SUNG HE CALLED ME CUTE

 

savagemin: wrong groupchat son

 

felix privilege™: FUCK

 

runaway rodent has logged on!

 

felix privilege™: jisung thank fuck ur here I NEED HELP

 

runaway rodent: Umm hello?

 

felix privilege™:

felix privilege™: SOUND THE FUCKING ALARM THAT IS NOT JISUNG HE NEVER CAPITALISES THE FIRST LETTER HES BEEN KIDNAPPED AND TURNED INTO A SHAPESHIF-

 

savagemin: oh my god calm down jesus christ

savagemin: okay so who are yo-

 

freckled sunshine: HEY WHAT DID YOU DO TO JISUNGIE HYUNG AND WHY DO YOU HAVE HIS PHONE???? =͟͟͞͞( •̀д•́)))

 

runaway rodent:

runaway rodent: Wow this groupchat is a mess

runaway rodent: Jisung, as you call him, launched his phone directly at my face while running down the hallway earlier

runaway rodent: Did I mention he was screaming?

 

felix privilege™: no we heard it

felix privilege™: HOW DO WE KNOW UR NOT A CREEP THO WHOS GONNA USE JISUNGS PICS FOR EVIL

 

runaway rodent: Oh yes I’m definitely going to use this picture and do terrible, terrible things

runaway rodent: 

jisung

 

felix privilege™: okay hol up what the actual fuck han jisung

 

freckled sunshine: HEY MATE WHATS UR NAME

 

runaway rodent: Mate?

 

savagemin: he’s australian

 

freckled sunshine: ೕ(˃̵ᴗ˂̵ ๑)

 

runaway rodent: Oh neat

runaway rodent: Minho is the name

 

felix privilege™: your name?

 

savagemin: obviously you idiot

 

felix privilege™: YOU NEVER KNOW

 

runaway rodent: Jesus fucking chirst all of you are unbearable already

runaway rodent: Here I’ll take a selfie and you can tell me if you recognize me

 

felix privilege™: HEY WATCH IT SON ILL HURT YOU

 

savagemin: no he won’t he’s not even 170cm

 

felix privilege™: THAT-

felix privilege™: THATS PERSONAL INFO

 

runaway rodent:

minho

 

savagemin: oh yeah you’re in my honors korean 3 class

 

felix privilege™: k fellas put ur weapons down we can trust him he exists

 

runaway rodent: wow thanks

runaway rodent: im going to add myself to the chat so i can not be jisung anymore

 

runaway rodent has added [unknown] to the chat!

 

[unknown] has changed their name to [Minho]

 

savagemin: by the way why did you stop capitalizing the first letter of your sentences

 

Minho: i was trying to be polite

Minho: then i realized you’re all crackheads

 

savagemin: excuse me?

 

Minho: excuse you what, sweetheart?

 

savagemin: 

 

felix privilege™: oOOOOOOOHHH SEUNGMIN HYUNG AINT ON TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN ANYMORE

 

Minho: food chain? seungminnie looks like a puppy

 

freckled sunshine: awwwww wait thats true!!!

 

savagemin: i hate you

 

Minho: what was that?

 

savagemin: 

 

felix privilege™: WHAT A LEGEND

 

Minho: the one and only

Minho: okay can y’all send me a picture of yourselves so I can know who you are?

 

freckled sunshine: okeee!

freckled sunshine:

felix

 

felix privilege™: :))))))))))))))

 

savagemin: ignore him

 

felix privilege™: r00d

felix privilege™:

binnie

 

Minho: oh i’ve seen you in the music room a lot

 

felix privilege™: haha yeah music is kinda my passion

 

Minho: cool!

 

freckled sunshine: thats a cute picture binnie hyung!

 

felix privilege™: 

felix privilege™: dgvfsbsdbgt thanks

 

Minho: seungminnie?

 

savagemin: I refuse

 

freckled sunshine: pweeaseeeeee?

 

savagemin: oh my god fine

savagemin: 

seungmin

 

felix privilege™: hate to break it to u but u rly do look like a puppy

 

savagemin:

savagemin: I have so many regrets

 

Minho: cute

Minho: anyways here’s another picture of me to bless you with my visuals

 

savagemin: oh wonderful we love a narsicitst

 

Minho: ;)

Minho:

minhoooooo <3

 

felix privilege™: HOT FUCKING DAMN

 

freckled sunshine: ...

 

savagemin: wait what?

 

felix privilege™: oh this is Jisung

felix privilege™: WHO IS THAT AND HOW CAN I HAVE HIM

 

freckled sunshine: oh hai Jisungie

 

Minho: slow your roll honey i ain’t that easy

Minho: also you’re the one who whipped your phone at me this morning

 

felix privilege™: FUCK SORRY

felix privilege™:

felix privilege™: well did it work to charm u??

felix privilege™: omfg plz ignore him (this is changbin)

 

Minho: sweetie you were screaming and running from the school nurse

Minho: i didn’t even get a good look at your face

 

felix privilege™: i can send u a pic!!!

Minho: i have the only picture i’ll ever need

Minho:

ji

 

felix privilege™: HOW DID U GET THAT

felix privilege™: he has ur phone u idiot

felix privilege™: oh yeah welp there goes my reputation

felix privilege™: im sorry what reputation?

felix privilege™: BITCH-

felix privilege™: TRY ME

 

freckled sunshine: it looks like binnie hyungs arguing with himself hehe

 

savagemin: translation: I present to you dumb and dumber

 

Minho: i can see that lol

 

felix privilege™: anyways could i have my phone back

 

Minho: yeah come sit next to me during the beginning of acting seminar and ill give it to you

Minho: 

minho wow

 

felix privilege™: jisung just fucking screeched and is now trying to climb a tree iafdjbjdcdj

 

Minho: cute

 

savagemin: I mean at least you’re attractive

 

freckled sunshine: i thought u liked Hyunjin? (・∧‐)ゞ

 

felix privilege™: YEAH I THINK THE FUCK NOT

felix privilege™: WHAT ABOUT HYUNJIN HUH

 

Minho: I didn’t know you were dating Hyunjinnie?

 

felix privilege™: i mean not yet but seungmin hyungs pining over him

felix privilege™: U KNO HYUNJIN

 

Minho: yeah we’re both on the dance team

 

savagemin: I said absolutely nothing

 

Minho: guess ill have to let jinnie know :)

 

savagemin: j-jinnie

 

felix privilege™: i

felix privilege™: HE JUST FUCKING STUTTERED OVER TEXT WTFFFFFF

 

Minho: sounds like a shy boi

 

savagemin: absolutely not

 

freckled sunshine: AWWW SEUNGMIN HYUNG UR SO CUTE

 

freckled sunshine changed [savagemin]’s username to [shy boi minnie]

 

shy boi minnie: Felix I love you but how could you betray me like this

 

felix privilege™: tHE FUCK U SAY

 

shy boi minnie: here we go again

 

Minho: oh? what is this? 

Minho: are Changbin and Felix dating?

 

felix privilege™: uhhhhh

 

freckled sunshine: nope! 

 

felix privilege™: uh

felix privilege™: yeah

 

felix privilege™ has logged off!

 

Minho: ...yikes

 

shy boi minnie: sigh

shy boi minnie: this is usually Jisung’s job but since he’s trying to become a squirrel I guess I’ll go comfort Changbin

 

shy boi minnie has logged off!

 

freckled sunshine: um

freckled sunshine: im confused

freckled sunshine: did i do something wrong?

 

Minho: well

Minho: how do i put this

Minho: what do you think of Changbin?

 

freckled sunshine: well he’s really sweet and cute and kinda protective and i like him!

 

Minho: okay, but

Minho: do you like him as a friend, or as a potential boyfriend?

 

freckled sunshine: ummmm… i dont know? 

 

Minho: that’s okay! you don’t necessarily have to know right away. but you might want to either try to understand your feelings or talk to Changbin about it, because he might… have certain feelings too.

Minho: it would be really unfortunate for you two drift apart, you know?

 

freckled sunshine: oh no i don’t want to lose him!!! 

freckled sunshine: but do you think he wants to

freckled sunshine: be my boyfriend?

 

Minho: i can’t speak for him, Felix. talk to him, okay?

 

freckled sunshine: okay. i will.

freckled sunshine: thank you Minho hyung

 

Minho: of course. i’m always here if you want to talk about relationship stuff. I’ve had a lot of experience.

 

freckled sunshine: :)

 

Minho: :)

 

Minho has logged off!

 

freckled sunshine: :/

 

freckled sunshine has logged off!

Chapter Text

I am so emotional right now I just watched the levanter MV for the 10th time and it's still making me cry...

I LOVE STRAY KIDS SO MUCH

Anyways so here are my thoughts no one asked for:

The beginning reminded me so much of Hellevator! The fushia/burgundy color scheme, the cuts from member to member, the way Jisung looks back at the camera... it's all in Hellevator too... are they referring to 9 or none??? (I mean they always will be but I'm trying to understand the concept)

Chan starting the song with his velvety voice is so beautiful I think I melted. I need to hear him sing more that man is so incredibly talented its unbelievable 

MINHO'S. VOCAL'S. ARE. PHENOMENAL. Seriously I am so proud of how far he's come I know he came to jyp to dance but he has some serious talent vocally and has improved so much as well as gained confidence in his singing... ❤❤❤❤❤❤

SEUNGMIN SINGING THE CHORUS ahhhhhhhh his voice is so so so beautiful and so is the chorus... I've had "I wanna be myself~" in my head all day 😔 I hope he isn't putting too much pressure on himself as a vocalist

Jisung and Changbin singing literally made my day 10 times better I have never heard anything more satisfying ugh vocalists of the century 

DID YOU SEE THE SHOOTING STARS IN MINHO'S EYES IT LITERALLY MADE ME TEAR UP 😭 maybe it's to show that yes he's beautiful and talented but he also has dreams and aspirations of his own and he wants us to see and respect that? OR MAYBE WE'RE THE SHOOTING STARS AND HE'S WATCHING US WITH LOVE (lol ignore me plz go find twitter stay if you want to see legitimate theories hhhh)

Hyunjin and Felix did the Double Knot choreography (the neck bending part) again!!! But then Hyunjin fell to the ground?? What does it meannnn 

There was also choreo from Mirror!! When Hyunjin and Changbin are facing each other and the rest are in a line on the ground and the two are mirroring each other's movements- super cool to watch

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN I am enthralled yet confused

I am beyond excited that Felix got a solo dance IT WAS BREATHTAKING TO WATCH WOW he is so graceful and balanced and powerful 😶 plus the scene right afterwards when all of skz dance on that mirrored surface was gorgeous as well... it was very aesthetically pleasing 

Minho and Chan's falsettos in the end... absolutely beautiful I replay that part so much those two sound so good together!!

Jeongin at the eng though.... when he was looking back... as if he was searching... for Woojin........ 😭 and Chan comforting him oh my gosh it makes my heart break Jeongin and Woojin and Chan are so close emotionally so to have that physical separation must be really traumatic. For all of Stray Kids. I hope they take time to rest after so many comebacks ❤❤❤

 

...well that was a whole emotional rollercoaster. But what did we expect, right? It's Stray Kids. That's one of the biggest reasons I love them so much, actually. 😔❤

Anyways, Levanter will most definitely be going into my playlist!!

Have you guys watched it yet?? Do you have any theories?? Let me know! 

Oh and expect an actual fic update probably this weekend? I'm drowning in homework at the moment so love that for me 😑

Okay see you soon!!

<3 s