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Peter Stark [verified]

@StarkSon

i am spider-man (and finally ungrounded!!!)

Location: NY, USA

Joined: September 2014

14 Following 14M Followers

 

Peter Stark @StarkSon

whoo boy, i'm finally ungrounded!!!!!!!! even the smart toilet was locked :') but man, what a hiatus. so much shits gone down, twitter, you have no idea

12.1M likes 11.1M retweets

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Peter Stark @StarkSon

fr like, my dad & pepper are engaged! which you guys already knew bc they released it to the press, but I GOT TO WITNESS FIRST HAND. it was so cute. i cried

 

Peter Stark @StarkSon

dad also cried. hard cried. then pepper started crying because we were both crying. no the video will not be posted guys, it got ugly. snot was everywhere, @WarMachine laughed at us

 

Peter Stark @StarkSon

also im officially an avenger! so ive gotten to go into the training room at the compound n stuff which is totally kickass. havent signed the accords bc theyre being revised n stuff so we will see how that all goes, keep u guys posted

 

Peter Stark @StarkSon

oh and im graduated at long last. check that diploma!!!

[attached: an image of Peter's diploma (a Bachelors of Science in Electrical Engineering) from MIT's department of Science and Technology. It was in a beautiful, ornate frame and hung in the living room, a clear source of pride for the whole Stark family.]

 

Peter Stark @StarkSon

but but but since this wouldve been my junior year, midtown still is letting me be on the decathlon team, thank god, so still hanging w/@michellejones @__deathstxr_ after school hours. myb its a little unfair considering i literally have a college degree but shhhhh decathlon is fun

 

Peter Stark @StarkSon

anyway my dad was like, CRAZY mad that i exposed myself but lol how can he even say anything his literal handle is @iamironman so he rly cant say anything :p

8.7M likes 3.6M retweets

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Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon When I said you're my mini-me, I never wanted to see you to do something so monumentally impulsive on live television as I did, such as outing your secret identity you were previously so hell-bent on keeping.

 

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@iamironman too bad, so sad. ur genes created me. 

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon I'm blaming your mother's half for your impulsiveness.

 

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@iamironman u roll a 2. ur deflection of responsibility falls short of its target

  

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon Damn. Can I roll again?

  

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@iamironman no! thats not how this works. accept the fact you gave me my poor decision making skills

  

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon No.

  

Pepper Potts @VirginiaPotts

@StarkSon @iamironman It is entirely your half of the genes, Tony.

  

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon @VirginiaPotts Yet again, the disrespect from my own household. This is unbelievable. 

  

Col. James Rhodes @WarMachine

@StarkSon @iamironman @VirginiaPotts Pepper is right, Tones.

  

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon @VirginiaPotts @WarMachine Not you, too, Platypus. All of you are turning against me. 

  

Col. James Rhodes @WarMachine

@StarkSon @iamironman @VirginiaPotts We're not turning against you, Tony. We're just saying you and Peter tend not to make the best decisions. Especially when it comes to vacations.

  

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon @VirginiaPotts @WarMachine Are you implying going to Sicily is not a good idea? Do you not wish to come on our family outing?

  

Col. James Rhodes @WarMachine

@StarkSon @iamironman @VirginiaPotts That's not what I'm saying, I'm just saying it's a bit impulsive. You just ungrounded Peter, and I'm still handling the all the Accords negotiations for the Avengers. I have a lot of work to do.

  

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon @VirginiaPotts @WarMachine No, no, this is great. Just say what you really mean. You don't want to hang out with me anymore?

  

Col. James Rhodes @WarMachine

@StarkSon @iamironman @VirginiaPotts I think hanging out with you is bad for our friendship.

  

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@iamironman @VirginiaPotts @WarMachine pepper theyre doing it again....

  

Pepper Potts @VirginiaPotts

@StarkSon @iamironman @WarMachine Funny, considering I believe they had an Accords meeting that started ten minutes ago.

  

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon @VirginiaPotts @WarMachine Honey bear, don't blow this for us. It took me three weeks to convince her to take this trip.

  

Col. James Rhodes @WarMachine

@StarkSon @iamironman @VirginiaPotts Me not blowing this for us? You're the one who keeps pushing the issue.

  

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon @VirginiaPotts @WarMachine You're not wanting to go on our family vacation! You're saying interacting with me is bad for our friendship! How can I not push the issue? This is way more important than the Accords.

  

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@iamironman @VirginiaPotts @WarMachine im having friday delete this thread from existence to end the madness

  

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@iamironman @VirginiaPotts @WarMachine oh and focus on ur stupid meeting!!! jfc you guys

  

Tony Stark  @iamironman

@StarkSon @VirginiaPotts @WarMachine I'm your father, you can't boss me around like this.

  

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@iamironman @VirginiaPotts @WarMachine just did :)

 

Peter Stark @StarkSon

AS I WAS SAYING... before my dad commandeered my thread, he was mad, but now im back and better than ever and finally, finally ready and able to answer your questions about spidey or w/e u guys wanna talk about. 

9.2M likes 5.6M retweets

 

benJAMIN @ZwodderFu

@StarkSon HOW DID YOU BECOME SPIDER-MAN????

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Peter Stark @StarkSon

@ZwodderFu got bit by a radioactive spider ig. made me super sick bc my genes were basically rewriting themselves but, hey, im chillin now so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Egg man @hngeggs

@StarkSon do you still like eggs?

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Peter Stark @StarkSon

@hngeggs for the most part

 

Iron Spider-Man @stark.png

@StarkSon how strong are you?

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Peter Stark @StarkSon

@stark.png p strong. i got to lift a building back when the whole plane crash fiasco happened

  

Happy Hogan @harold3028614

@stark.png @StarkSon You got to what?

  

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@stark.png @harold3028614 uhhh did dad not tell you????

  

Happy Hogan @harold3028614

@stark.png @StarkSon No, he conveniently left that part out.

  

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@stark.png @harold3028614 rip lmao

  

Happy Hogan @harold3028614

@stark.png @StarkSon Are you alright, kid?

  

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@stark.png @harold3028614 mildly traumatized, but yah im fine

  

Iron Spider-Man @stark.png

@StarkSon @harold3028614 hhhh why did this just get so depressing

  

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@stark.png @harold3028614 it just be like that sometimes

 

Thottie @thorcouldruinme

@StarkSon do u know where thor is????

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Peter Stark @StarkSon

@thorcouldruinme nope!

  

Thottie @thorcouldruinme

@StarkSon what about captain america?

 

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@thorcouldruinme still no

 

Thottie @thorcouldruinme

@StarkSon hawkeye??

 

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@thorcouldruinme yes, but its confidential. do u just have a thing for blondes???? is that what im getting from this?

 

Thottie @thorcouldruinme

@StarkSon guilty as charged

 

Alex @alexandrathe666th

@StarkSon YOU'RE FINALLY BACK!!! I COULD CRY!!! WELCOME BACK YOU PURE BEAM OF SUNSHINE I LOVE YOU!!!

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Peter Stark @StarkSon

@alexandrathe666th HI YES HELLO ILY2 ALEX SO GOOD TO SEE UR HANDLE AGAIN!!! <3

  

Alex @alexandrathe666th

@StarkSon how is blossom??? is she still the bestest girl?

  

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@alexandrathe666th yes absolutely, shes doing great.

[attached: an image of Blossom. She's lounging in Peter's lap on her back, four little paws splayed out as star-fished as a dog could get, like she was mid-stretch when the photo was taken.]

  

Alex @alexandrathe666th

@StarkSon oh,,, I might cry... she's perfect.

  

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@alexandrathe666th ik

 

harree putter @fuzzywuzzy

@StarkSon is tony still the best dad?

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Peter Stark @StarkSon

@fuzzywuzzy yes

 

Tony Stark [verified]

@iamironman

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

Location: New York City

Joined: May 2006

8 Following 25.6M Followers

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

I love my son with all my heart. I clearly have the best kid on the planet. No, I will not be taking any criticism. 

20.5M likes 14.5M retweets

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Peter Stark @StarkSon

@iamironman dad pls stop blowing up the internet... 

  

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon I have the best kid on the planet, even if sometimes he's a little shit who doesn't appreciate my love for him.

  

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@iamironman omgggg i love u too u big baby

  

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon Need I remind you, it's been less than 24 hours since you were ungrounded. It would be VERY easy for me to reground your ungrateful butt.

  

Peter Stark @StarkSon 

@iamironman WOW DAD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOURE THE BESTEST EVER PLS DONT REGROUND ME 

  

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon That's what I thought.

 

Gloria @snapplecrack

@StarkSon is ur dad always super needy like that lmaoo

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Peter Stark @StarkSon 

@snapplecrack yes.

  

Pepper Potts @VirginiaPotts

@snapplecrack @StarkSon Absolutely.

  

Col. James Rhodes @WarMachine

@snapplecrack @StarkSon @VirginiaPotts Always has been, even since college. It's just gotten worse ever since Peter was born.

  

Happy Hogan @harold3028614

@snapplecrack @StarkSon @VirginiaPotts @WarMachine He will pout for hours unless given copious amounts of attention.

  

Peter Stark @StarkSon 

@snapplecrack @VirginiaPotts @WarMachine @harold3028614 specifically in forms of "i love yous", hugs, or kisses. he will not accept anything less.

  

Pepper Potts @VirginiaPotts

@snapplecrack @StarkSon @WarMachine @harold3028614 It's adorable.

  

Tony Stark @iamironman

@snapplecrack @StarkSon @VirginiaPotts @WarMachine @harold3028614 Every single one of you have betrayed me. I'm running away.

 

Pepper Potts [verified]

@VirginiaPotts

C.E.O. of Stark Industries. Engaged to @iamironman

Location: New York City

Joined: May 2007

9 Following 15.1M Followers

 

Pepper Potts @VirginiaPotts

Don't worry, he's not running anywhere.

8.6M likes 7.3M retweets

[attached: an image of Peter and Tony. They're in a bedroom, likely Peter's, given the copious amounts of figurines and Star Wars and Star Trek posters smattered around the walls and barely-visible bookshelf in the corner. Tony has his arms wrapped around Peter where his son lay star-fished across his chest, smiling so wide it nearly looked painful.]

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Tony Stark @iamironman

@VirginiaPotts It was all a trap. They lied to you. Parenthood means being pinned down by your superhero son without any means of escape.

  

Pepper Potts @VirginiaPotts

@iamironman You look perfectly content to me.

  

Tony Stark @iamironman

@VirginiaPotts That is the face of a man who knows running is a losing battle.

  

Pepper Potts @VirginiaPotts

@iamironman You're singing to Peter and gently kissing his forehead. I think you're okay, hon.

  

Tony Stark @iamironman

@VirginiaPotts No one is on my side anymore. You're all turning your back on me. I founded this family.

  

Pepper Potts @VirginiaPotts

@iamironman And we love you for it. Now focus on pampering your son, you absolute overgrown child.

  

Tony Stark @iamironman

@VirginiaPotts You're marrying this overgrown child.

  

Pepper Potts @VirginiaPotts

@iamironman It's for the tax benefits.

 

king pepe @beaaaastboii

@StarkSon so u literally fought captain america???

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Peter Stark @StarkSon

@beaaaastboii yup

  

king pepe @beaaaastboii

@StarkSon and you're still alive??

  

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@beaaaastboii id assume so

 

Cat @Nekornosso

@StarkSon how do u stick to everything???

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Peter Stark @StarkSon

@Nekornosso sheer determination. (basically i enhance the flux of inter-atomic attractive forces on surfaces i touch and increase the coefficient of friction between the surface and myself.)

  

Cat @Nekornosso

@StarkSon im going to pretend that makes sense

  

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@Nekornosso same

 

Josh @xpjosh

@StarkSon  can you stick to any surface? even glass?

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Peter Stark @StarkSon

@xpjosh ye. dad and i had a field day with that when i first discovered my powers. he had me stick to p much every surface imaginable

  

Josh  @xpjosh

@StarkSon how did you discover your powers?

  

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@xpjosh kinda hard not to notice when i go from being legally blind to having vision more perfect than 20/20. also i ripped a door out of the frame by accident.

  

Josh @xpjosh

@StarkSon oh,,, yeah,,, that'll definitely do the job

 

end my suffering @fforfab

@StarkSon congrats on graduating!!!

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Peter Stark @StarkSon

@fforfab thanks!! dad insisted i upload the video of my graduation, so its on my youtube channel if u wanna see it. dad ugly cries its kinda pathetic but we love him anyway

  

end my suffering @fforfab

@StarkSon literally this is the best news ive ever received in my life thank you

  

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@fforfab youre welcome!

 

Natasha @blackwidow

@StarkSon I knew your voice sounded familiar at the airport... I'm sorry, Peter.

932.2k likes 232.8k retweets

 

Steve Rogers @CaptainAmerica

@StarkSon Peter... If I had known it was you... I'm sorry, kid.

472.9k likes 123.2k retweets

 

Sam Wilson @TheFalcon

@StarkSon I'm sorry. We're all sorry.

102.9k likes 26.3k retweets

 

Kacie @whatinthe

@StarkSon peter, the rouge avengers have tweeted u like 50M times r u just gonna ignore them????

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Peter Stark @StarkSon

@whatinthe yes

 

Needles @__deathstxr_

@StarkSon how does it feel to be back on twitter?

12.3k likes 9.6k retweets

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Peter Stark @StarkSon

@__deathstxr_ omg so nice. i never thought i could miss social media so much

  

Needles @__deathstxr_

@StarkSon twitter def missed u. honestly if ur twitter was a fanfic, i feel like a few thousand people kudo'd it

  

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@__deathstxr_ nah, man, thats crazy. why would they do that? no one likes a social media fanfic

  

Needles @__deathstxr_

@StarkSon u right, u right

 

Harley Keener @harleykeen

@StarkSon hey, u wanna know a way to raise ur dads blood pressure?

46.8k likes 10.4k retweets

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Peter Stark @StarkSon

@harleykeen dude ive seen his cardiogram, no

  

Harley Keener @harleykeen

@StarkSon fair, but starkson is so yesterday.

  

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@harleykeen ???

  

Harley Keener @harleykeen

@StarkSon youre his mini-me.

  

Peter Stark @StarkSon

@harleykeen !! ur brilliant

  

Harley Keener @harleykeen

@StarkSon i know.

 

Peter Stark [verified]

@I-Am-Spider-Man

i lifted thor's hammer once

Location: NY, USA

Joined: September 2014

14 Following 14.2M Followers

 

Peter Stark @I-Am-Spider-Man

>:)

10.5M likes 9.9M retweets

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Tony Stark @iamironman

@I-Am-Spider-Man Oh, god.