Chapter 1: Welcome to hell
[Bang Chan has added Kim Hongjoong, Song Yuqi, Yeo Hwanwoong, Jung Jinsoul, Choi Vernon, and Song Mingi to the chat]
[Bang C han has changed the name of the chat to welcoming committee]
[Bang Chan has changed Bang Chan to Dad]
[Bang Chan has changed Kim Hongjoong to Mom]
Song Mingi: ew we get it you want into Joongie hyung's pants but can you not make it so obvious right in front of my salad
Dad: I have no idea what you are talking about
Song Yuqi: like youd eat a salad Minkus
Song Mingi: when are you going to stop calling me that
Song Yuqi: when you stop being a disgrace to the Song name
Song Yuqi: so likely never
[Dad has changed Song Mingi to Mango]
Mango: I suddenly prefer Minkus
[Dad has changed Song Yuqi to Queen]
Mango: WHY DOES SHE GET A GOOD NAME
Mango: SHE IS THE DEVIL'S SPAWN
Dad: she is also dating Minghao
Dad: and he scares me
[Dad has changed Jung Jinsoul to Snow Queen]
Mango: I call favoritism
Mango: this is why Hongjoong hyung is my favorite
Mango: he would never
Queen: whatever helps you sleep at night Janet
[Dad has changed Yeo Hwanwoong to Baby]
Queen: My son
Queen: my child that I raised on my back
Queen: the fruit of my loins
Baby: please never call me the fruit of your loins again
Baby: I'm disturbed
Queen: I'll call you what I want bby
Baby: I want to be called tall
Snow Queen: You really said that when a whole ass Mingi exists
Queen: I can only call you things that are true bby
Queen: I cant lie and tell you you're tall cause bby you're smol
Queen: so smol and cute I wanna put you in my pocket
Baby: please no
Baby: I'm still traumatized from the last time you tried
Dad: you what-
Queen: nothing to worry your aussie little head over
Queen: or big head in your case
Queen: ya boi got a head the size of a watermelon
Queen: while Woongie bby is the size of a watermelon
Choi Vernon: why am I being woken up by notifications
Queen: its 2pm why are you just now waking up
Choi Vernon : bold of you to assume that I slept at all last night
Choi Vernon: I mean I slept loonngg last night
Choi Vernon: Super good sleep
[Dad has changed Choi Vernon to Han Solo]
Han Solo: Who's Han Solo
Han Solo: Oh wait is he a rapper cause I can get down with that
Dad: I'm disowning you
Baby: can I be disowned too?
Baby: it was worth the try
Queen: Crispy can you please explain why we are here?
Dad: all of you signed up to help the welcoming committee so you'll be with me and helping the incoming freshmen become acquainted to our beautiful school
Baby: you mean our shitty roach infested dump of a school
Baby: can I just ruin their dreams from the start and tell them they'll hate it here
Dad: do not traumatize the poor freshmen Woong
Mango: be careful Woongie
Mango: they might mistake you for one of them
Mango: they might even think you're a middle schooler on a school tour
Baby: fight me asswipe
Mango: I would but you couldnt reach higher than my chest shrimpy
Baby: watch me hoe
Chapter 2: Bite Me Beach
[Bang Chan has added Lee Felix, Han Jisung, Hwang Yeji, Choi Soobin, Yang Jeongin, Kim Seungmin, and Jeon Heejin to the chat]
[Bang Chan has named the chat Freshmeat]
[Bang Chan has changed their name to Chan]
Chan: so all of you were added to my group after orientation so I will help you all get accustomed to the university! My name is Bang Chan but you can just call me Chan and I'm a senior triple major in music production, business, and anthropology.
Choi Soobin: triple major-
Lee Felix: how do you have time to sleep mate
Chan: sleep? Idk her
Chan: anyway i thought that I should introduce you to some people to help you around the university since only having me would be a mess
Chan: will that be cool with everyone?
Jeon Heejin: that's fine with me
Han Jisung: same here
[Chan has added Song Yuqi, Song Mingi, and Yeo Hwanwoong to the chat]
Chan: I'll start small and add more people when needed for now these three should be enough
Yeo Hwanwoong: what the fuck chanstopher Robin
Yeo Hwanwoong: how many chats are you going to add me to-
Chan: there are children here
Song Mingi: I bet they're still taller than Woongie
Yeo Hwanwoong: do I need to deck you again virus?
Song Mingi: you got lucky I was standing next to a bench otherwise you wouldnt have been able to reach garden knome
Yeo Hwanwoong: send me your location right fucking now and let's test that
Han Jisung: WAIT ARE YOU THE KID THAT GOT PUNCHED ON THE QUAD
Han Jisung: IS YOUR FACE OKAY
Lee Felix: For a tiny person that punch looked like it hurt
Yeo Hwanwoong: I dont know who you are
Yeo Hwanwoong: or what you look like
Yeo Hwanwoong: but I will find you and kill you
Song Mingi: aww look at the wittle baby trying to be scary
Yeo Hwanwoong: I will bite your dick off fucker
Jeon Heejin: why is his dick in your mouth
Lee Felix: y'all fucking or nah
Yeo Hwanwoong: that's not the point-
Song Yuqi: I did not see a single word of denial
Song Yuqi: DAD
Song Yuqi: DAD
Song Yuqi: FATHER
Song Yuqi: DADDY
Song Mingi: isn't that word reserved for Minghao
Song Yuqi: bold of you to assume Minghao is a dom
Song Mingi: I-
Song Yuqi: 😗
Chan: I LEAVE FOR FIVE MINUTES AND THIS IS WHAT I COME BACK TO
Chan: STOP SCARING THE POOR CHILDREN YOU RATS
Song Mingi: I'm telling Hongjoong you called us rats
Chan: do it and I'll tell him how you made the freshie cry
Song Mingi: I stand by the fact Hongjoong is my favorite
Chan: good thing you're not in my top 10
Song Mingi: YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TEN KIDS HOW AM I NOT IN THE TOP 10
Chan: anyway I think we should introduce ourselves since we will be acquainted with each other over the next couple of months. I've already gone so whoever wants to go next can go
Song Mingi: oh so you're just going to ignore me like a lil bitch huh?
Chan: oh Mingi you volunteer? Wonderful introduce yourself before I send those lovely pictures of you st that party to Hongjoong :)
Han Jisung: that smiley looks intimidating
Song Mingi: Marty I'm scared-
Song Mingi: umm I'm Mingi
Song Mingi: I'm a sophomore and I major in dance
Chan: send a picture so the good people know what you look like
Song Mingi: you didnt-
Chan: I was their guard, they know what I look like we were together for over an hour
Chan: send it or I'll send one to Joongie 😘
Song Mingi: I hate this fucking family
Song Mingi: Selfie
Han Jisung: holy fuck you're hot
Jeon Heejin: I'd turn straight for you
Song Mingi: oh ho ho would you look at this 😏
Yeo Hwanwoong: Mingi and his harem strike again
Song Mingi: Harem-
Chan: Yuqi please go-
Song Yuqi: fine
Song Yuqi: sup fuckers
Song Yuqi: the name's Yuqi I'm a sophomore film major and dance minor
Song Yuqi: I'll bless you with my beautiful face
Song Yuqi: but dont feel too blessed this beauty is taken
by the school thug
Song Yuqi: stop slandering HaoHao's name you whore
Yeo Hwanwoong: Once upon a time not long ago
Lee Felix: I WAS A HOE
Yeo Hwanwoong: AND IM ADMITTING IT
Chan: Yeo Hwanwoong-
Chan: I regret this all
Chan: I should have chosen the good children
Yeo Hwanwoong: sucks for you
Han Jisung: Is that what you say to Mingi
Yeo Hwanwoong: *chokes*
Jeon Heejin: does that mean that Mingi is big or you got a small mouth
Song Yuqi: Woongie is babie so Mingi is just small
Song Mingi: can we not talk about the size of my dick-
Choi Soobin: oh no do you have a small dick? Are you embarrassed
Chan: yuqi please for the love of god send a picture
Song Yuqi: if you want a picture of Mingi's dick you'll have to ask Hwanwoong
Yeo Hwanwoong: .....
Song Mingi: .....
Chan: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Chan: this is what we are not about to do
Chan: Yuqi send your fucking picture before I bust a vein
Song Yuqi: FiNe
Song Yuqi: be blessed hoes Selfie
Jeon Heejin: omg you're so pretty
Jeon Heejin: my heart just busted the biggest nut
Song Mingi: dont let her face fool you, shes the devil
Song Yuqi: try me bitch
Chan: Hwanwoong go
Yeo Hwanwoong: I'm Hwanwoong, I'm a junior and I'm a dance major
Yeo Hwanwoong: Woong
Han Jisung: I'm busting the fastest fucking uwu right now
Lee Felix: that should be illegal
Jeon Heejin: you look so soft I just wanna cuddle and squeeze and swkwjnw
Choi Soobin: so soft looking-
Chan: since Woongie broke the kids I think that's enough for right now the kids can introduce themselves later-
Han Jisung: okay but real talk all day all I could think about was how smol Hwanwoong must be
Han Jisung: like did you see those baby hands ejenhdbd
Han Jisung: I just want to hold them
Chan: so we are still talking about Hwanwoong i see
Song Yuqi: dont be jealous crispy baby
Song Yuqi: these freshmen are too young for your dinosaur ass
Song Mingi: Yuqi we both know Chan doesnt want any of them
Chan: thank you Mingi
Song Mingi: hes whipped as fuck for Hongjoongie hyung
Chan: I take it back
Chan: please excuse me while I google how to return children you no longer want
Song Mingi: jokes on you, you're stuck with me bitch
Chan: I guess now I a good time for the freshies to introduce themselves
Han Jisung: I can go first ig
Han Jisung: I'm Jisung, im a squirrel, and I double major in photography and music production
Han Jisung: Selfie
Song Yuqi: I'm adopting you
Chan: everyone is my kid-
Song Yuqi: well now hes your grandkid dinosaur deal with it
Chan: why do I put up with you-
Song Yuqi: because my boyfi scares you
Chan: Minghao scares EVERYONE
Song Yuqi: not me
Song Mingi: because you're fucking him
Song Yuqi: and you're fucking Woongie
Song Yuqi: your point???
Song Mingi: I'm not fucking anyone
Song Yuqi: exhibit a [inserts screenshot]
Song Yuqi: exhibit b [inserts screenshot]
Song Yuqi: exhibit c: you kicked Wooyoung out of your room so you could 'hang' with woongie
Song Yuqi: which we all know is code for you wanted to fuck
Yeo Hwanwoong: can we not do this here-
Song Yuqi: if you wouldnt have been hiding the truth from your best fucking friends it wouldnt have been happening in the first place
Yeo Hwanwoong: Yuqi-
Chan: why dont we let the kids finish introducing themselves-
Choi Soobin: I'll go I guess-
Choi Soobin: I'm Soobin and I'm a vocal performance major
Choi Soobin: Selfie
Lee Felix: I just choked on my coffee what the fuck
Choi Soobin: I'm sorry-
Lee Felix: don't BE
Lee Felix: I was just shocked
Lee Felix: in a good way
Lee Felix: cause you're hella pretty
Choi Soobin: oh-
Song Yuqi: you're doing great kid 👏
Lee Felix: I'm gonna jump off a cliff now ✌
Song Yuqi: At least let lover boy see your face first
Lee Felix: I'm Felix, I'm a dancer major and im about to fucking DiE
Lee Felix: Selfie
Choi Soobin: oh wow-
Hwang Yeji: I try and be a good student and pay attention in class and what do I get? I come back to my phone blowing tf up
Hwang Yeji: what the hell
Chan: ah nice you're here
Chan: why don't you introduce yourself to the others
Hwang Yeji: uh sure ig
Hwang Yeji: I'm Yeji and my major is undeclared
Chan: add a picture!!
Hwang Yeji: Selfie
Kim Seungmin: I know you
Hwang Yeji: you do??
Kim Seungmin: you hang out with Hyunjin right??
Hwang Yeji: you mean my brother-
Kim Seungmin: YES
KIM Seungmin: Hyunjin and I worked together on a project last year and I saw you around sometimes
Hwang Yeji: that's nice I guess-
Kim Seungmin: yeah-
Kim Seungmin: I'll um go next-
Kim Seungmin: I'm Seungmin, im a photography and music performance double major
Kim Seungmin: Selfie
Hwang Yeji: ah yes I remember you now
Hwang Yeji: church boy
Kim Seungmin: is that really my legacy-
Hwang Yeji: sure is
Chan: Jeongin? Heejin? Are either of you on to introduce yourselves?
[Lee Felix started a chat with Choi Soobin]
Lee Felix: so I know we just met but do you want to hang out sometime??
Choi Soobin: sure but why me-
Lee Felix: because I'd really like to get to know you
Lee Felix: we dont have to if you dont want to of course!
Lee Felix: I dont want to pressure you into anything you dont want to do
Choi Soobin: I'd like to hang out with you
Lee Felix: awesome!
Lee Felix: I'll text you later with the details!
[Lee Felix and Choi Soobin]
Lee Felix: Hey!
Lee Felix: you got any plans for Friday night??
Choi Soobin: I have class until 3 but after that I should be free
Lee Felix: perfect
Lee Felix: I'll pick you up outside your dorm
Lee Felix: does around 5 work for you??
Choi Soobin: that works for me!
Choi Soobin: where are we going?
Lee Felix: that's a secret bub
Choi Soobin: but how will I know what to wear-
Lee Felix: wear whatever you want
Lee Felix: I'm sure you'll look beautiful in anything
Choi Soobin: msjsdbbdbdndn
Lee Felix: you're cute
Choi Soobin: oh my god please stop I'm so red right now smdmd
Lee Felix: even cuter
Lee Felix: I can't wait to see you on Friday
[Choi Soobin and Jung Jungkook]
Choi Soobin: HYUNG
Choi Soobin: A CUTE BOY IS FLIRTING WITH ME WHAT DO I DO
Jung Jungkook: you flirt back
Jung Jungkook: look at baby Soobinnie already flirting on his first week
Jung Jungkook: they grow up so fast
Choi Soobin: I cant flirt with him-
Choi Soobin: he's soooooo out of my league hyung
Choi Soobin: he asked me to hang out
Choi Soobin: BECAUSE HE WANTS TO GET TO KNOW ME
Choi Soobin: and he was SO nice about it
Choi Soobin: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN HYUNG
Jung Jungkook: i think it means he likes you and wants to get to know you
Choi Soobin: I dont believe that
Choi Soobin: cute boys dont like me
Choi Soobin: it just doesnt happen
Jung Jungkook: or
Jung Jungkook: it just never happened before because your brothers always scared anyone off that even looked at you
Choi Soobin: ...excuse me?!?!?
Choi Soobin: they did WHAT
Jung Jungkook: and this is my cue to leave because I totally was not supposed to tell you that-
Choi Soobin: HYUNG
Choi Soobin: JUNGKOOK HYUNG
Choi Soobin: I HATE YOU 😤
Song Yuqi: Channie daddy I think you need to give your new kids "the talk"
Han Jisung: pleasestoptalking
Chan: what happened-
Song Yuqi: so
Song Yuqi: I was walking with Jisung to the lunchroom when he says something
Han Jisung: please no-
Song Yuqi: so I reply "I'll choke you"
Han Jisung: I beg you dont do this-
Song Yuqi: and you want to know what your child says??
Song Yuqi: "choke me mommy"
Song Mingi: OMG THATA GOLD
Song Yuqi: mind you there are people around us
Song Yuqi: and he just sits there for a few seconds before cursing loudly and running off
Song Yuqi: Woongie was on the floor dying
Han Jisung: I FORGOT YOURE NOT THR PEOPLE I USUALLY TALK TO LET MR LIVE
Song Yuqi: Mr. Who? Is he cute
Song Mingi: is he single?
Yeo Hwanwoong: is he gay?
Chan: I hate this fucking family I'm sending you all to Hongjoong
Chan: you're giving me gray hair
Lee Felix: maybe you're just old, old man
Lee Felix: ya dinosaur
Lee Felix: ya fossil
Lee Felix: ya prehistoric landmass
Lee Felix: ya b.c. Headass
Chan: I'm quitting
Chan: you're all orphans now
[Lee Felix started a chat with Bang Chan]
Lee Felix: yo Chaniel
Lee Felix: what's some semi romantic spots around campus
Bang Chan: only semi romantic?
Lee Felix: yes
Lee Felix: I'm trying to woo a boy
Lee Felix: but I dont want to scare him away
Bang Chan: well if you want a date feel but not too datey then I suggest taking him to the quad
Bang Chan: a lot of people go there for dates
Bang Chan: make a picnic and take him there
Bang Chan: and there will probably be enough people there so he wont feel uncomfortable with just you
Bang Chan: but there will be enough space so itll still be privateish
Lee Felix: thanks Chanice you're the real mvp mvp
Lee Felix: ya boi about to get a cute boi
Choi Soobin: Chan hyung
Choi Soobin: how do we switch classes-
Chan: if you wanna meet me on campus later I can show you?
Chan: it's kind of confusing
Chan: is there a specific reason you want to switch classes already??
Chan: Not that there is anything wrong with switching classes, I just want to make sure everything is okay
Choi Soobin: everything is fine I just dont like the class as much as I thought I would
Hwang Yeji: is it that history class?
Choi Soobin: yeah-
Hwang Yeji: I'm about to drop that shit too
Hwang Yeji: I'm not spending my whole semester with that dick of a teacher
Chan: what history class? And what happened??
Song Yuqi: Is it Mr. Lee? I heard he got rehired after last time
Chan: god I hated Mr. Lee ever since he made Hongjoong cry
Hwang Yeji: yeah his name is Mr. Lee
Hwang Yeji: I think his first name was like Junjin or something like that
Song Yuqi: FUCK
Song Yuqi: HIM
Song Mingi: why is he still allowed to teach?
Chan: what did he do @yeji @soobin
Hwang Yeji: he was making homophobic comments the ENTIRE class
Hwang Yeji: I was literally two seconds away from standing up and punching him in the face
Hwang Yeji: he also said some things directly to students that was fucked up
Song Yuqi: and I thought I couldn't hate him anymore man
Song Yuqi: I propose a code perrywinkle
Song Mingi: what does code periwinkle stand for again-
Song Yuqi: DISGRACE
Song Yuqi: it stands for piss off the assholes
Song Mingi: you could have just said that
Song Yuqi: you could have just fucked off
Song Yuqi: I propose that we round up all the gays and storm his classroom
Song Mingi: and?
Song Yuqi: we scare him with the gay
Chan: what does that mean-
Song Yuqi: 😗😗😗
Hwang Yeji: how do you expect that to work?
Song Yuqi: oh trust me it will
Song Yuqi: now everyone go and call all your gays
Song Yuqi: WE RIDE AT
Song Yuqi: what time is your class...
Hwang Yeji: 12
Song Yuqi: WE RIDE AT 12
[Yeo Hwanwoong has started a chat with Kim Youngjo]
Yeo Hwanwoong: I'm tired of playing games
Yeo Hwanwoong: do you want to be with me or not
Yeo Hwanwoong: stop sending me mixed signals
Kim Youngjo: oh so I'm the one sending mixed signals now?
Kim Youngjo: you go from wanting to get back together to fucking with someone else
Kim Youngjo: make up your fucking mind with what you want
Yeo Hwanwoong: You have no right
Yeo Hwanwoong: YOU are the one who broke up with me after three fucking years saying you didnt feel the same way about me anymore
Yeo Hwanwoong: you broke my fucking heart you asshole
Yeo Hwanwoong: and now you want to try and come back after I find someone else?
Yeo Hwanwoong: you dont get to love me when its convenient to you
Yeo Hwanwoong: so make up your mind
Yeo Hwanwoong: either you want me or you dont
Yeo Hwanwoong: dont try to talk to me again until you figure out
[Yeo Hwanwoong has left the chat]
Mom: I cannot believe I hang out with such idiots
Mom: who thought that that was a good idea
Mango: I believe it was Yuqi
Queen: fucking traitor
Mom: Yuqi I thought I raised you better than this
Mom: if you were smart enough to stage a sit in or sorts you could have at least been smart enough to MAKE SURE IT WAS THE RIGHT ROOM
Mom: you traumatized a class full of CHILDREN who had to see a bunch of people making out
Queen: I blame Mingus
Queen: he got the room number switched up
Mango: you were the leader
Mango: therefore it's your fault
Snow Queen: my dudes shut the fuck up
Snow Queen: I have 5 minutes to nap and my phone keeps going off
Mom: five minutes isnt even worth it
Snow Queen: every second of sleep is worth it
Snow Queen: but that's something you and Chan wouldn't know about
Mom: listen you little shit-
Mango: ooh mom is cussing
Mango: has the world ended?
Mom: I'm disowning you
Baby: Yuqi can you come to my dorm after you get out of class?
Queen: is everything okay?
Baby: but I don't want to talk about it here
Mom: do you want just Yuqi or do you want the rest of us to come as well?
Baby: everyone but Mingi-
Mango: what the fuck
Queen: what did you do?
Queen: if you hurt him I swear to god
Baby: he didnt do anything
Baby: I just...
Baby: him being here will make things worse
Baby: I'm sorry Mingi
Mango: dont be sorry
Mango: Its whatever
[Mango has left the chat]
Baby: i fucked up didnt I-
Mom: no baby I'll talk to him later dont worry about it
Queen: Joongie oppa pick me up
Queen: i have too much shit to carry
Mom: shouldnt you be in class
Queen: My child needs me more than I need to learn that the sun revolves around the earth
Mom: I think you need class more than you think-
If anyone wants the date sceen between Felix and Soobin to be written out lmk and I'll do it (might do it anyway unless people are against it)
Chapter 8: Chapter 8
Soobin stands in front of his mirror and stares at himself for the 5th time in the past hour. The minute he got out of class he rushed back towards his dorm to get ready for his date with Felix. He was nervous to say the least. He had never been on a date before as no one in his school ever seemed interested in him.
Soobin sighs as he looks at his appearance in the mirror before getting second thoughts about his outfit. He heads towards his closet to try and find something else to wear before the sound of his roommate talking stops him.
"Dude I swear if you're going to change your clothes again I'm about to smack you" Donghyuck says as he looks at Soobin.
Donghyuck was Soobin's roommate and was a year older than him. While at first he came off as extremely intimidating, he warmed up to Soobin quickly.
"But hyung-" Soobin says as he turns to look at Donghyuck "I dont want him to think that I look bad. I really want him to like me" he says frowning as he looks down at his outfit once more.
Donghyuck sighs dramatically before he gets up from his bed and walks over towards Soobin "listen Soobinnie, you've looked absolutely perfect in every single outfit that you've picked out and if this mystery dude that you're 'hanging out' with doesnt see it then he is an idiot." Donghyuck says before he rummages through Soobin's closet looking for something. "Found it!" Donghyuck shouts before he comes out and walks over to Soobin placing the beret that he got out onto his head "there now you look super cute!" He says smiling before he forces Soobin to turn towards the mirror "you look perfect now stop worrying okay?"
Soobin looks at himself in the mirror for a few moments before he nods at Donghyuck "what if I'm overdressed? Or underdressed?" He asks looking at Donghyuck worriedly
"Did he tell you where you are going?" Donghyuck asks as he looks at Soobin.
Soobin shakes his head "he just said that it would be a surprise"
"Then obviously you dont need to worry about a dress code. Only an asshole wouldnt tell you how you should dress" Donghyuck replies "stop worrying yourself so much, the date hasnt even started yet"
"But theres so much that could go wrong." Soobin replies as he looks at Donghyuck "he might not even like me like that. I may be making a big deal out of all of this only to embarrass myself when he gets here because he didnt actually want a date"
"Soobin if he didnt want a date he wouldnt have asked to hang out with you. Alone. He likes you obviously and he likes you for you so stop freaking out. You're freaking perfect dude and if I didnt already have two boyfriends and pending then I would totally go for you because you my dear roomie are a catch and if your date doesnt see that I will personally beat him up for you" Donghyuck says as he grabs Soobin's hands to stop him from messing with his outfit
"Wait? What does and pending mean?" Soobin asks as he looks at Donghyuck confused.
Donghyuck opens his mouth to answer before there is a knock on the door and he stops himself "I think lover boy is here" he says as he smiles at Soobin "go and have fun. Just be yourself okay?"
Soobin looks at Donghyuck before nodding and hugging the other male quickly "thank you hyung" he says before feeling his phone vibrate in his pocket.
Lee Felix and Choi Soobin
Lee Felix: hey!
Lee Felix: I got out of class a little early so I'm on my way to your dorm now but dont rush, I'll wait for you
Choi Soobin: it's fine hyung I'm ready anyway!
Choi Soobin: I'm excited to hang out with you
Lee Felix: cant wait to see you too cutie
Chapter 9: Chapter 9
I wanna start off by saying that i am so sorry for cutting the date up into so many parts. One of my hands got extremely weak after an accident and i am still working the strength back up so it is hard to type with one of my hands which is why the text format is easier since i dont need to type as much but i wanted you guys to get the full date without having to wait weeks for me to finish i hope you can understand!!
Soobin walks outside of his dorm and waits for Felix after getting a text from the male letting him know that he was nearly there. He doesn't have to wait long before he spots Felix and his mouth opens in shock as he takes in the other's appearance.
"Hey" Felix says smiling as he gets close enough to Soobin "damn I was right, you do look beautiful in anything"
Hearing Felix's words, Soobin's cheeks start to turn red and he brings his hands up to cover them.
"Hey don't do that, I want to see you're cute blush" Felix says smiling at Soobin as he carefully grabs hold of one of his hands with his only free hand and removes it from his face. It was then that Soobin noticed that Felix had something in his other hand.
"Are we going on a picnic?" He asks excited as he sees the picnic basket in Felix's hand.
Felix smiles at Soobin's reaction and nods "yep. I thought that a picnic was the perfect way to get to know each other. Now, let's go so we can get a ready good spot" Felix says before grabbing Soobin's hand and leading him towards the quad.
It doesn’t take them long to get from Soobin’s dorm to the quad as Soobin’s dorm was conveniently located near the quad. They look around for a few moments before choosing a spot near a tree. “wait right here” Felix says to Soobin before he pulls out a picnic blanket from the basket in his hand. Carefully, he lays the blanket down on the ground making sure that it was flat before he also places the basket down. He opens up the basket and takes out the wide array of food neatly placing it down on the blanket making sure to leave enough room for him and Soobin to sit. Once he was satisfied, he calls Soobin over.
Chapter 10: Chapter 10
[class of suck my dick]
Jenoot: I cannot believe
Jenoot: I am dating a hoe
JeenieJinnie: how you let your man perform that
Sloth: he said “i just want you to make it clap” with his entire chest
Jenoot: imma smack him when i see him
Jenoot: how dare that little shit perform that song
Jenoot: I AKSD HIM WHGTA HE WAS PERFMORNIG BEFORE ANS HE SAID NOHING
Junnie: the funniest part was jeno dying while watching the perfomce
Junnie: full out dying
Sloth: I wish it would have been recorded
[minghao and jeno]
Minghao: ay jeno just wanted to let you know that your boyfriend is probably going to be dead in the next 5 minutes
Minghao: his brothers were in the audience
Jeno: WYH WOULD THEY CHOOSE THIS SHOW
Minghao: idk but better get your last smooch in while you can
[yangyang and jeno]
Jeno: baby where are you so i can kiss you before your brothers get to you
Yangyang: im at my dorm
Yangyang: but youre too late :(
Yangyang: they all yelled at me a lot it was on line
Jeno: they still see you as a baby, baby
Yangyang: but im not…
Yangyang: its not like weve done wornjkgn;
Yangyang: Lee Fucking Jeno
Yangyang: did you taint my baby brother
Jeno: sorry the number you tried to reach is out of service please try again never
Chapter 11: Chapter 11
Bangchan : dad
Hongjoong : tiny
Jinsoul : snow queen
Hwanwoong : baby
Mingi : mango
Yuqi : queen
Vernon : Han solo
[Queen has changed the chat name to Kill the Thot]
[Kill the Thot]
Queen: someone better come and get Hansol's ass before I deck tF out of him
Dad: what did he do now-
Queen: he has been ranting for a fjcking hour about how his whole life is just some fucking simulation
Queen: I'm going to punch whoever let him watch all those marvel movies
Han Solo: my life IS a simulation
Han Solo: I'm the latest patient of project T.A.H.I.T.I.
Han Solo: you are all just a document of my imagination
Han Solo: figment-
Tiny: Hansol sweetie
Tiny: aliens arent real
Han Solo: YES THEY ARE
Han Solo: I'm LIVING PROOF
Dad: why do you think you're in a simulation
Han Solo: because I woke up and heard a beeping sound. It was brief before it dissapeared but it proves my thery.
Han Solo: I was brought back from the dead
Queen: I will kill you if you EVER wake me up at 6 in the morning for some bullhit like this ever again
Chapter 12: Chapter 12
[Bunny and Duckie]
Bunny: what do you want
Duckie: is that anyway to talk to your best friend
Duckie: I am hurt
Bunny: hyung I just got home
Bunny: and want to sleeppppp
Duckie: how do you know Yang Jeongin
Bunny: We were in the same orientation group thingy
Duckie: I got stuck with Yangyang and Jeno and you get an actual angel
Duckie: THE DISGRWCE
Bunny: you have a Mork
Bunny: and a Lucas
Duckie: Im going to start calling him that
Bunny: CaN i PlEaSe SlEeP nOw
Duckie: Sleep tight bby
Chapter 13: Chapter 13
[Yoon Jeonghan has created a new chat I hate you all]
[Yoon Jeonghan has added Lee Jihoon, Moon Byulyi, Mark Lee, Jung Jungkook, Park Junhee to I hate you all]
Lee Jihoon: what the fuck is this
Yoon Jeonghan: language
Lee Jihoon: fuck you
Yoon Jeonghan: I regret this already
Lee Jihoon: bye
Lee Jihoon has left the chat
Yoon Jeonghan has added Lee Jihoon to the chat
Yoon Jeonghan: anyway
Yoon Jeonghan: so I never actually made a gc after orientation
Yoon Jeonghan: but after orientation I will not be able to deal with these shits alone
Moon Byulyi: LaNgUaGe
Yoon Jeonghan: ANYWAY
Yoon Jeonghan: I am forcing all of you to deal with them with me so prepare
Yoon Jeonghan has added Shin Ryujin, Lee Jeno, Liu Yangyang, Lee Donghyuk to the chat
Yoon Jeonghan: friends meet the bane of my existence
Lee Jeno: Yangyang is kinda possibly grounded rn
Lee Jeno: so he might not talk
Lee Jeno: unless he steals his phone
Lee Jeno: again
Lee Donghyuck: that’s what he gets
Jung Jungkook: now im interested what did he do
Lee Jeno: …
Lee Jeno: he performed at open mic night
Lee Donghyuck: and he sung a song about fycking
Yoon Jeonghan: HE DID WHAT
Lee Donghyuck: touch me, tease me, feel me up
Lee Donghyuck: sung it with his whole chest