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sadistasshole has created a new group chat!

 

sadistasshole: yo, bitches get your ass in here

 

Hiyoko Saionji has joined the chat!

 

Hiyoko Saionji: you interrupted me and mahiru's date for this crap?!

 

sadistasshole: sorry, had to ruin your little lesbian date

 

Mahiru Koizumi has joined the chat!

 

Mahiru Koizumi: it wasn't a date damnit

 

Chihiro Fujisaki has joined the chat!

 

Hiyoko Saionji: ew, the trap is here

 

Chihiro Fujisaki: :/

 

sadistasshole has changed Hiyoko Saionji's nickname to rude_bitch!

 

sadistasshole: that nickname suits you better

 

rude_bitch: asshole

 

sadistasshole: what asshole? you mean mine?

 

sadistasshole: what's your head doing that far up my ass anyway?

 

Makoto Naegi has joined the chat!

 

Chihiro Fujisaki: Ayeee

 

Makoto Naegi: ayeeeeee

 

Aoi Asahina has joined the chat!

 

Aoi Asahina: AYEEEEEEE

 

rude_bitch: wtf

 

Makoto Naegi: who da flup is dat?

 

Chihiro Fujisaki: its hiyoko-bitch

 

Makoto Naegi: oh, the nickname suits her well.

 

sadistasshole has changed Makoto Naegi's username to innocentcinnamonroll!

 

Yasuhiro Hagakure has joined the chat!

 

Yasuhiro Hagakure: AYEEEEE

 

Aoi Asahina: AYEEEEEEE

 

Mahiru Koizumi: and you all lost me...

 

innocentcinnamonroll: yay

 

Aoi Asahina: oh cmon i want one too!

 

sadistasshole has changed Aoi Asahina's username to powdereddonuts!

 

powdereddonuts: YAS

 

Sakura Ogami has joined the chat!

 

powdereddonuts: BAEEEE

 

sadistasshole has changed Yasuhiro Hagakure's username to wildhair1.0!

 

wildhair1.0: yeet

 

rude_bitch: excuse me, what the fuck was that

 

Byakuya Togami has joined the chat!

 

innocentcinnamonroll: eh, thats strange toko isnt here

 

Toko Fukawa has joined the chat!

 

Byakuya Togami: damn it

 

innocentcinnamonroll: nvm

 

wildhair1.0: he jinxed it

 

sadistasshole has changed Mahiru Koizumi's username to sweetapples!

 

sweetapples: ...what was the purpose of that...?

 

Nagito Komaeda has joined the chat!

 

wildhair1.0: OH SHIT

 

sweetapples: RUN MY CHILDREN

 

innocentcinnamonroll: ayeeee

 

Nagito Komaeda: ayeeeee

 

sadistasshole has changed Byakuya Togami's username to alois'twin!

 

alois'twin:...

 

alois'twin: oh hell no.

 

powdereddonuts: OMG

 

powdereddonuts: IT MAKES SENSE

 

wildhair1.0: well, both are rich and unstable.

 

Nagito Komaeda: excuse me, the unstable trophy is mine bitch, back off.

 

innocentcinnamonroll: baeee

 

Nagito Komaeda: baeee

 

alois'twin: ...

 

Toko Fukawa: ew, gays

 

wildhair1.0: pretty sure everyones gay for makoto anyway.

 

Akane Owari has joined that chat

 

Akane Owari: YOO

 

rude_bitch: oh great, kfc lover is here

 

sadistasshole: i just came up with something...

 

sadistasshole has changed Akane Owari's username to KFClover!

 

KFClover: :0

 

alois'twin: i feel insulted

 

Sakura Ogami: at what, yourself?

 

powdereddonuts: OOOH BURN

 

wildhair1.0: DAYUM

 

sadistasshole has changed Toko Fukawa's username to nippleslave!

 

nippleslave: ...

 

Nagito Komaeda: is this about the pretty nipple thing?

 

innocentcinnamonroll: please don't bring that up

 

sadistasshole has changed Nagito Komaeda's username to mentalbestboi

 

wildhair1.0: wait, i thought tobitch was best boy?

 

alois'twin: correction, i still am.

 

powdereddonuts: if you're counting toko then your popularity has already hit the drain.

 

alois'twin: ....

 

mentalbestboi: i bet i have way more fanfics than saltydude

 

alois'twin: come at me bitch

 

Ishimaru Kiyotaka has joined the chat!

 

mentalbestboi: could you repeat that?

 

alois'twin: ...i hate you

 

mentalbestboi: the feeling is mutual.

 

nippleslave: how could you even hate him?!

 

wildhair1.0: yo, togami tell your bitch to shut her mouth, she isn't talking but she's already annoying

 

alois'twin: i dont even recall giving her permission to even breathe.

 

KFClover: aw pooh, the whole group isnt here yet

 

Ishimaru Kiyotaka: Ahem, language.

 

sadistasshole has changed Ishimaru Kiyotaka's username to sweetchild!

 

innocentcinnamonroll: we just need the manwhore, Mondo and Sayaka and the trio is complete.

 

KFClover: whos manwhore?

 

Leon Kuwata has joined the chat!

 

innocentcinnamonroll: andddd there he is

 

sadistasshole: hold on, you forgot gothy bitch and the fat dude.

 

innocentcinnamonroll: i dont really count hifumi tbh

 

Celestia Ludenberg has joined the chat!

 

Leon Kuwata: yooo

 

Chihiro Fujisaki: hold on, the chat has no name.

 

Chihiro Fujisaki changed the chatroom name to makoto is best boi

 

mentalbestboi: i agree with this

 

alois'twin: i wholeheartedly do not.

 

nippleslave: are you blind?! change that to togami!

 

alois'twin: i don't recall giving you permission to be here.

 

alois'twin has kicked nippleslave out the chatroom!

 

sadistasshole: HOLD ON HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU DO THAT

 

sadistasshole: I DIDN'T EVEN GIVE YOU ADMIN

 

innocentcinnamonroll: nah, nagito is best boi

 

mentalbestboi: no u are

 

Hajime Hinata has joined the chat!

 

Chihiro Fujisaki has changed Chihiro Fujisaki's username to bigballs

 

Hajime Hinata: ...what the hell did i walk into?

 

Leon Kuwata: welcome to the land of gays

 

KFClover: i have no sexuality, thank you.

 

rude_bitch: of course not, you can't have one if you lust after chicken.

 

rude_bitch: still a whore leon?

 

Leon Kuwata: i was a whore when i was born, a little too late for that dear.

 

innocentcinnamonroll: lol

 

Celestia Ludenberg: im starting to regret the fact that i joined this land of insanity...

 

Hajime Hinata: yo, can i unsubscribe?

 

mentalbestboi: why would you want to?

 

powdereddonuts: everyone who thinks makoto is best say aye

 

powereddonuts: aye

 

wildhair1.0: aye

 

mentalbestboi: aye

 

sweetchild: nae

 

alois'twin: nae

 

mentalbestboi: XCUSE ME HOES

 

wildhair1.0: OOOH SNAP

 

mentalbestboi: who da faq is better than makoto cause i will rip their head off their body

 

Hajime Hinata: I can believe you would do that since you set up chi-

 

sadistasshole: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL BITCH

 

sweetchild: mondo is obv better

 

mentalbestboi: WAT

 

powdereddonuts: never knew you liked corn hair taka.

 

Sakura Ogami: i had a feeling he would say that...

 

KFClover: ^_^

 

alois'twin: im obviously best boy

 

mentalbestboi: we already started this, makoto is best boy

 

alois'twin: he's plain, and a commoner whats so good about him?

 

innocentcinnamonroll: :(

 

Kyoko Kirigiri has joined the chat!

 

sadistasshole has changed Leon Kuwata's username to manwhore!

 

Kyoko Kirgiri: ....living up to the title i assume

 

manwhore: hell yes i am

 

innocentcinnamonroll: kyokooo byakuya is bullying me :(

 

Kyoko Kirigiri: wtf did you do to makoto

 

mentalbestboi: he said makoto wasnt best boy

 

wildhair1.0: *gasppp*

 

Sakura Ogami: i have the wrench

 

powdereddonuts: i have the saw

 

mentalbestboi: IMMA KILL A BITCH

 

Kyoko Kirigiri: okay, who's driving

 

manwhore: dayum, byakuya you need to run

 

alois'twin: try me bitch

 

sweetchild: NO CUSSING!!!

 

Mondo Oowada has joined the chat!

 

sweetchild: MONDOOOO

 

rude_bitch: ewww corn hair

 

Celestia Ludenberg: looks like the team 1 is here

 

powdereddonuts: arent we missing hifumi?

 

Celestia Ludenberg: blobs arent welcomed here

 

Hifumi Yamada has joined the chat!

 

Celestia Ludenberg: fuckcickles.

 

sadistasshole has changed Mondo Oowada's username to cornhair

 

innocentcinnamonroll: lol

 

alois'twin: team 1 is complete

 

sweetchild: wheres toko?

 

alois'twin: shes not needed.

 

nippleslave has joined the chat!

 

alois'twin: WTF

 

wildhair1.0: lol

 

powdereddonuts: sakuraaa come over so we can watch anime

 

wildhair1.0: can i join?

 

powdereddonuts: NO NO BOYS ALLOWED

 

powdereddonuts: except makoto, because he's not nasty minded

 

wildhair1.0: are you sure it isnt because he's gay?

 

innocentcinnamonroll: im bi hoe

 

mentalbestboi: doesnt matter cause he loves my ass

 

Hajime Hinata: ew, wtf

 

Chiaki Nanami has joined the chat!

 

Chiaki Nanami has left the chat!

 

sadistasshole: oh hell no

 

sadistasshole has added Chiaki Nanami to the chat!

 

Chiaki Nanami has left the chat!

 

sadistasshole has added Chiaki Nanami to the chat!

 

Chiaki Nanami has left the chat!

 

sadistasshole has added Chiaki Nanami to the chat!

 

sadistasshole: STAY DAMNIT

 

Chiaki Nanami: urgh

 

Hajime Hinata: CHIAKI TAKE ME OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE!

 

Chiaki Nanami has kidnapped Hajime Hinata out of the chat!

 

sadistasshole: hold on, wtf

 

bigballs: THATS MY LINE

 

innocentcinnamonroll: welp, imma go to asahina's and pray that she and sakura wont make out in front of me

 

mentalbestboi: DONT YOU DARE TAINT MY BABY'S EYES!

 

powdereddonuts: oh chill, he has to know about anal fisting one day

 

innocentcinnamonroll: ...fisting?

 

innocentcinnamonroll: *passes out*

 

mentalbestboi: LOOK WHAT YOU DID!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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sadistasshole: MORNING BITCHES

 

mentalbestboi: what a nice welcoming to a chat i dont want to even be in

 

alois'twin: i think we can all agree on that

 

cherryblossom: good morning to you as well.

 

powdereddonuts: MORNING!!!

 

coffeeaddict: Bah. Ibuki thinks you're all being boring, 'good morning' this 'good morning' that

 

coffeeaddict: ADD SOME SPICE TO IT!

 

cornhair: MORNIN' YA SHITS

 

coffeeaddict: thats too much spice....

 

baby_gangsta: morning shitheads

 

sweetchild: Mondo! I said watch the language!

 

cornhair: its not a big deal, bro

 

coffeeaddict: omggggg

 

powdereddonuts: I ship it

 

bigbreastednightmare has joined the chat!

 

sweetchild: Fxxk

 

cornhair: ...thats not even cursing you blocked the rest of the words

 

mentalbestboi: LOOK! THERE'S SOMEONE CRAZIER THAN ME!

 

saneperson: well shit

 

masterofshitting: WHO SHITTED

 

KFClover: neko, no.

 

rude_bitch: well fuck

 

sadistasshole: up the ass or vagina?

 

powdereddonuts: what if theres no ass or vagina?

 

mentalbestboi: theres the mouth.

 

gamergal: nagito...no.

 

mentalbestboi: when theres a hole, theres a way darling.

 

alois'twin: i hope this isn't going to become a biology class...

 

KFClover: i smell semen and eggs

 

sweetapples: tf?

 

masterofshitting: its bitchoko

 

innocentcinnamonroll: morning everyone!

 

mentalbestboi: MY BOI

 

powdereddonuts: good morning!

 

bestgirl: morning naegi-kun.

 

cherryblossom: it is good that you are awake, makoto.

 

alois'twin: ... was all that greeting for him necessary???

 

powdereddonuts: MAKOTO IS THE MAIN, MAIN PROTAG OK-

 

sadistasshole: bitch, if you break that wall one more time-

 

rude_bitch: lets stuff the wall up your ass then.

 

saneperson: and now you lost me...

 

mentalbestboi: oh shut up alois 2.0

 

alois'twin: fuck off.

 

nippleslave: correction, theres a difference between master and alois

 

powdereddonuts: the fact that byakuya doesnt have a hot butler like claude?

 

innocentcinnamonroll: I'd kill to have a man like claude

 

wildhair1.0: he doesn't get enough love in my opinion tbh

 

cherryblossom: like you?

 

bigbreastednightmare: BURNNN BOI

 

pornstar: she speaks!!

 

innocentcinnamonroll: SAYAKA!

 

pornstar: MAKOTOOOO

 

wildhair1.0: that hurt damn it

 

angelface: good morning-

 

bigbreastednightmare: mornin sis!

 

angelface: oh FUCK no

 

angelface has left the chat!

 

sweetapples: i dont blame her

 

gothlolita: do any of us truly blame her?

 

alois'twin: finally, someone with some sense.

 

gothlolita: AYEEEE

 

alois'twin: AYEEEEEE

 

nippleslave: Ayeeee?

 

alois'twin: bitch you aint invited

 

bigballs: BURNNNN

 

KFClover: guys, look. at. this.

 

*image sent*

 

innocentcinnamonroll: ....

 

pornstar: wtf is that

 

bigbreastednightmare: it looks like a dick

 

mentalbestboi: of course itdoes to you, thats what all sluts see

 

powdereddonuts: BURNNN SAHNNNNN

 

wildhair1.0: seriously akane, wth is dat

 

KFClover: junkbitcho finally got it right, its a chocolate dick.

 

innocentcinnamonroll: excuse me bitch

 

rude_bitch: wth you that thirsty for a boyfriend so you buy a chocolate in the shape of a dick?

 

masterofshitting: akane, we've been over this

 

KFClover: BUT-

 

masterofshitting: so chocolate is better than 'it' huh.

 

saneperson: not the 'it' thing again...

 

datasstho: morning suckkaassssss

 

saneperson: BRO

 

datasstho: BRO

 

mentalbestboi: sweet mama of oreos whys shark teeth here?

 

saneperson: oi! leave my bro alone hoe!

 

mentalbestboi: WHO YOU CALLING A HOE FAT ASS?

 

innocentcinnamonroll: nagito no-

 

wildhair1.0" okay, cant we go back to black butler ?

 

powdereddonuts: Yasss

 

cherryblossom: aoi actually cried during an episode

 

wildhair1.0: was it the one when sebastian-chan fucked the nun?

 

cherryblossom: yeah

 

innocentcinnamonroll: seb is a slut.

 

innocentcinnamonroll: a hot slut tho.

 

mentalbestboi: ill be your slut all day makoto ~

 

alois'twin: ....thats disgusting

 

innocentcinnamonroll: no, nagito. you're too pure for that

 

saneperson: PURE?!

 

gamergal: wtf do you see?

 

datasstho: obviously a guy that needs to be on pills

 

mentalbestboi: now, now byakuya. don't judge makoto for his preferences.

 

alois'twin: ....

 

alois'twin: toko, be a dear and get a knife for me

 

nippleslave: of course!

 

mentalbestboi: oh no, im so scared, whats the mentally scarred boi gonna do?

 

saneperson: pretty sure that describes you, nagito

 

gamergal: BYAKUYA IM ROOTING FOR YOU!

 

datasstho: im betting my one dollar on you!

 

saneperson: bitch. thats not even real money

 

datasstho: shut up, im broke.

 

innocentcinnamonroll: wait! dont fight!

 

mentalbestboi: yeah, wouldn't want makoto to hate you more than he already does

 

alois'twin: okay bitch-

 

innocentcinnamonroll: ILL DATE BOTH OF YOU, OKAY?! DONT FIGHT

 

alois'twin: ...

 

mentalbestboi: ( ⁄-⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄-⁄)⁄

 

sadistasshole: *chokes on popcorn*

 

sadistasshole: NANI?!

 

wildhair1.0: top ten anime plottwists

 

bestgirl: that...was unexpected

 

mentalbestboi: well, byabitch? will you endure the pain ill give you when you enter this relationship?

 

mentalbestboi: or will you run to that garbage disposal bin?

 

nippleslave: master wouldn't abadon me-

 

alois'twin: *cuddles beside makoto*

 

nippleslave: *le gasp!*

 

sadistasshole; your master ditched your ass honey, here have a tissue

 

powdereddonuts: so...should we expect babies soon?

 

bigbreastednightmare: is male pregnancy a thing anymore?

 

wildhair1.0: HEY THATS DISCRIMINATION!

 

cherryblossom: ...im just going to watch my very adult show

 

powdereddonuts: OOH My little pony?

 

cherryblossom: no its porn

 

wildhair1.0: stop lying.

 

bestgirl: have you ever thought its my little pony porn?

 

rude_bitch: somethings wrong with you bitches.