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BBC Radio One
@BBCRadioOne
In this week’s #LiveLounge Jaskier @bardofficial debuts new song ‘White Wolf’ and covers @taylorswift13’s ‘Teardrops On My Guitar’ 1:15 PM - 2 November 2019 8.5K 24.7K




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BNF (Big Name Failure)
@sylviaaaaahshit
One year ago today I started the #BardsBootyguard hashtag to appreciate the fine manbunned specimen opening doors for @bardofficial that inadvertently led to him coming out on the Graham Norton Show and for the record I’d just like to say: my bad. 7:42 PM - 20 December 2019 3.1K 9.2K

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Jaskier (‘Toss A Coin’ out January 7th!)
@bardofficial
Hello I have heard that people are being mean to Sylvia in the comments. Don’t do that. 8:05 PM - 20 December 2019 1.5K 4.7K

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Jaskier (‘Toss A Coin’ out January 7th!)
@bardofficial
She essentially just made something we were planning to do anyway substantially more entertaining and dramatic which as a bi I’m sure you know I appreciate. 8:06 PM - 20 December 2019 4.6K 10.8K

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Jaskier (‘Toss A Coin’ out January 7th!)
@bardofficial
Also she was the guest of honour at mine and G’s anniversary party last year and had what appeared to be the worst hangover a human being has ever experienced, so she’s had any and all karmic retribution required. 8:06 PM - 20 December 2019 2.1K 4.3K

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Hannah R
@fiveoddishinatrenchcoat
Mr Bard, sir, respectfully, how did it feel to have people assume that the reason a jacked 6’1” god was always around you is that he was paid to be there 8:08 PM - 20 December 2019 8 76

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Jaskier (‘Toss A Coin’ out January 7th!)
@bardofficial
It was very good for my self esteem! And by very good I mean quite terrible, in fact. 8:16 PM - 20 December 2019 3.1K 5.3K




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I’m a Jaskier Rivia stan first and a person second
@whitewolfpackleader
The title ‘Toss A Coin’ is both a reference to Jaskier’s fiction of ‘the bard’ carried throughout the album, and also a scathing comment on the state of the music industry re: piracy and low royalty rates to artists via streaming services. In this essay I will 10:22 AM - 29 December 2019 251 1.1K

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Jaskier (‘Toss A Coin’ out January 7th!)
@bardofficial
Where’s the rest 11:01 AM - 29 December 2019 8.5K 17.2K




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DeeDee
@dina_dynamo
The weird thing about Jaskier’s music is like, is he terrified of the person he’s singing about? Does he want to kiss them?? Is it both??? We may never know 5:47 PM - 30 December 2019 251 1.1K

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Aubrey Buckley
@abuckleySFU
Babe have you seen his man, we definitely know 6:07 PM - 30 December 2019 8.5K 17.2K




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Jaskier (‘Toss A Coin’ out January 7th!)
@bardofficial
I’m in the ER because of my husband’s terrible horse, AMA. 7:21 AM - 2 January 2020 2.1K 5.6K

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It's Clara!
@clarabirds
What is the horse called 7:23 AM - 2 January 2020 82 165

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Jaskier (‘Toss A Coin’ out January 7th!)
@bardofficial
Her name is Roach The Third, most recent in a long line of Roaches. Roach II was lovely, but Roach III has a bigger white splodge on her nose that is proportional to her hatred for me. 7:23 AM - 2 January 2020 3.1K 6.4K

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Eleanor Rigby, But Gay This Time
@ellybellyjellybean
Status of the injury? 7:24 AM - 2 January 2020 22 34

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Jaskier (‘Toss A Coin’ out January 7th!)
@bardofficial
My foot is at an angle that I don’t believe feet should be at, frankly! 7:24 AM - 2 January 2020 1K 12.1K

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A dog in sunglasses
@kierancancan
Is this the reason your husband doesn’t have a twitter acc 7:23 AM - 2 January 2020 3 69

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Jaskier (‘Toss A Coin’ out January 7th!)
@bardofficial

7:29 AM - 2 January 2020 14K 22K

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A dog in sunglasses
@kierancancan
Does he put a kiss at the end of every message this is CRITICAL information 7:31 AM - 2 January 2020 12 26

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Jaskier (‘Toss A Coin’ out January 7th!)
@bardofficial
He DOES and he will be VERY ANNOYED I’ve revealed both the fact he actually has emotions and that some of them are for me.
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DeeDee
@dina_dynamo
I love finding out that random celebrities know each other. Gwyneth Paltrow and Maya Rudolph went to elementary school together. Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez met at a Barney audition. Jaskier was his husband’s rebound from a US Congresswoman 1:23 PM - 9 January 2020 1K 2.9K

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Senator Yennefer Vengerberg
@Y_VengerbergMontana
He downgraded.
6:50 PM - 9 January 2020 50K 175K

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Jaskier (‘Toss A Coin’ out now!!!)
@bardofficial

6:58 PM - 9 January 2020 9K 38K




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Royal Family News
@britroyalnewsupdates
#PrincessCiri gives her first interview as #PatronOfTheArts2020 at Buckingham Palace, names @ArianaGrande and @bardofficial as her favourite musicians 9:42 PM - 16 January 2020 40K 79K

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Been here all night (met Ariana 12/1)
@arianarunpop
Who is letting a 14 year old future monarch and head of the Church of England listen to both Side To Side AND that song where slaying dragons is a metaphor for cock size… someone please protect this child… 9:59 PM - 16 January 2020 311 3K




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I’m a Jaskier Rivia stan first and a person second
@whitewolfpackleader
Did @bardofficial win a Grammy? No. But he DID put his husband in a leather tunic for the red carpet and in that sense, we’re all winners tonight 11.48 PM - 27 January 2020 251 1.1K

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Grammy Nominated Recording Artist Jaskier
@bardofficial
Thank you everyone so, so much for your support last night - it meant the world! #Grammys2020
7:34 AM - 28 January 2020 5K 27K

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Grammy Nominated Recording Artist Jaskier
@bardofficial
To answer your questions yes I got to meet Lizzo yes I did cry no I don’t want to talk about it
7:35 AM - 28 January 2020 2K 16K

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Grammy Nominated Recording Artist Jaskier
@bardofficial
Also!!! @kebmomusic’s win was SO DESERVED, Oklahoma was breathtaking, I couldn’t be happier for him, not an ounce of sadness here
7:35 AM - 28 January 2020 4K 21K

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Grammy Nominated Recording Artist Jaskier
@bardofficial
Honestly the only crushing defeat of the night was the fact that in the taxi home Geralt got an email inviting him - and ONLY him - to the Met Gala this year
7:38 AM - 28 January 2020 10K 48K