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MONDAY,  MARCH  23rd

Groupchat : josie learn how to give hugs challenge

Jane: i know im his sister but like

Jane: can someone punch billy in the face

Jane: please?

Josie: WHY IS THAT THE GC NAME

Josie: But yes Asshole Andrews is at it again

Josie: Someone pls put him in his place

Tillie: Josie you KNOW why that’s the gc name

Josie: No

Josie: Unacceptable

Josie: I’m great at hugs

Ruby: Of course you are!!!

Diana: OMG WHY DOESN’T HE JUST STOP TALKING

Jane: im sorry im related to him

Jane: still stand by the theory hes adopted tho

Ruby: Where’s miss Stacey when we need her

Anne: i will KILL HIM ONE DAY

Anne: JANE I’M SO SORRY YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS IDIOT I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT

Jane: it takes a lot of eyerolls sighing and cursing under my breath

Jane: also shoving a bunch of wet paper towels in his backpack as revenge

Tillie: Having an older also lesbian sister who’s punched him in the face more than once can’t hurt either

Anne: wish i could punch him in the face without breaking by wrist or something

Jane: id love to see it tbh

Anne: well…….

Diana: oh no

Ruby: What??

Anne: we could do something BETTER

Ruby: Oh no

Josie: Oh no

Tillie: Oh no

Diana: again… oh no

Jane: OH YES

 


 

Groupchat : avonlea high’s gays and allies

Anne: LISTEN UP PEOPLE

Jerry: oh no

Cole: oh no

Gilbert: oh no

Moody: What??

Anne: WE’RE GOING TO REVOLUTIONIZE THIS SCHOOL

Moody: Okay I get it now

Moody: Oh no

Anne: you haven’t even HEARD my idea yet

Cole: and yet we know it won’t end well

Diana: we tried to stop her

Gilbert: did you really??

Diana: shut up blythe you know she’s impossible to stop

Anne: yes i am and ur all cowards

Anne: anyways here’s the deal

 


 

Chat: xoxo gossip cole

Jerry: bet u 10 bucks blythe is the first to agree to annes plan

Cole: are you crazy?

Cole: i'm not taking that action

Cole: i KNOW he’ll be

Jerry: fine ill ask moody then

 


 

Chat : moody mcdonalds

Jerry: bet u 10 bucks blythe is the first to agree to annes plan

Moody: Fine

Moody: I’m going with Diana

Moody: She always does what Anne wants

Jerry: oh u sweet innocent child

 


 

Groupchat : avonlea high’s gays and allies

Anne: and that’s basically it

Jerry: no

Josie: no

Tillie: No

Ruby: I’m not sure that’s such a good idea…

Diana: anne…

Anne: COME ON PEOPLE WHERE’S YOUR FIGHTING SPIRIT

Anne: LET’S DESTROY THE HOMOPHOBICS

Gilbert: yeah sure let’s do it

Cole: oh god

 


 

Chat : moody mcdonalds

Jerry: i expect to be paid in full tomorrow

Moody: Screw you

 


 

Chat : cole sprouse

Cole: omg

Cole: that took like five seconds

Cole: could u BE any more in love with her??

Gilbert: what?????

Cole: you have a crush on anne dude

Gilbert: WHAT

Gilbert: no i don’t shut up

Cole: you’re still going to regret that

 


 

Groupchat : avonlea high’s gays and allies

Anne: finally someone sane

Anne: thank you, gilbert

Gilbert: yeah for sure

Gilbert: it’s only fair

 


 

Chat : cole sprouse

Cole: you’re blushing

Gilbert: SHUT UP

Gilbert: NO I’M NOT

 


 

Groupchat : avonlea high’s gays and allies

Moody: You’re all crazy

Moody: Don’t you know where Anne’s ideas normally get us?

Gilbert: you mean ideas like… creating the school’s gsa?

Gilbert: because that got us in a pretty good place

Tillie: Pretty sure he’s talking about the time we all got detention for a week because she thought it would be a good idea to publish a piece on the school newspaper against the school administration without consulting us

Anne: hey!! that was…

Anne: a long time ago

Gilbert: and if it wasn’t for that we’d still have Mr. Philips as headmaster

Gilbert: and our newspaper would still be publishing about the cafeteria’s tater tots instead of actual, important subjects

Jane: wow gilbert

Jane: go off i guess??

Anne: um thanks gilbert

Gilbert: oh

Gilbert: i'm just saying the truth

Ruby: Still, don’t you guys think it’s a little risky?

Gilbert: listen, there’s always risk in trying to change people’s minds

Gilbert: but anne’s ideas are always about what’s fair

Gilbert: and what’s best for all of us

Diana: gilbert’s right

Diana: besides, aren’t you all tired of billy’s antics?

Moody: I mean, yeah, but still

Jane: oh pls wheres ur sense of adventure

Jane: LETS KICK MY BROTHERS SORRY ASS

Jane: METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING

Josie: I agree

Tillie: Of course you do

Josie: Shut up Tillie

Jerry: fine whatever

Jerry: itll be funny seeing andrews face at least

 


 

Chat: xoxo gossip cole

Jerry: jesus hes whipped

Cole: yeah, and what’s new?

 


 

Chat : cole sprouse

Cole: after that speech i still don’t know how you deny it

Gilbert: i was simply saying THE TRUTH

Gilbert: IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FEELINGS

Cole: yeah right lol

 


 

Chat : bosom friend <3

Diana: that was quite a defense you got huh

Anne: um yeah

Anne: but, i mean

Anne: it’s gilbert, so

Diana: so??

Anne: i don’t know

Anne: he does that sometimes

Diana: yeah, for you, maybe

Anne: what?

Anne: what do you mean?

Diana: ugh

Diana: never mind, anne

Anne: wait, no, diana!

Anne: diana!!

Anne: come back here

Anne: WHAT DO YOU MEAN

 


 

THURSDAY, MARCH 26th

Groupchat : avonlea high’s gays and allies

Anne: you know when i came up with this plan i didn’t realize i'd have to wake up and come to school even earlier than normal

Anne: i can barely keep my eyes open

Anne: this sucks

Jerry: i tOLD U

Jerry: BUT U DIDNT LISTEN

Jerry: AND NOW WERE HERE AND THE SUN ISNT EVEN OUT YET

Gilbert: i can pick up a coffee for you if you want?

Gilbert: i'm at starbucks right now

Anne: OMG PLEASE GILBERT

Anne: I TOTALLY FORGOT TO GET ONE ON THE WAY

Anne: YOU’RE A SAINT

Gilbert: yeah of course it’s no problem

Gilbert: a caramel latte macchiato with an extra shot of expresso and whipped cream, right?

Anne: um yeah

Anne: exactly

Anne: thanks

Gilbert: you’re welcome :)

Jerry: oh a mocha with extra whipped cream for me!!

Gilbert: get your own, jerry

Jerry: i hate u

 


 

Chat : frenchie

Jerry: dude ur so whipped

Gilbert: no i'm really not

Jerry: whatever dude its ur funeral

Jerry: annes insane yk

Gilbert: kindly shut tf up

 


 

Chat : bosom friend <3

Anne: gilbert knows my starbucks order???

Diana: hm

Diana: how interesting

 


 

Groupchat : avonlea high’s gays and allies

Anne: CALLING ALL GAYS LESBIANS BI’S PANS AND STRAIGHT ALLIES

Anne: IT’S SHOW TIME

Jerry: somehow ur typing but i can still hear u as if u were screaming in my ear

Anne: shut up, jerry, and FOCUS

Anne: does everyone know their places?

Josie: Do I really have to be by the trash can?

Josie: I feel like that’s a jab at me and I don’t like it

Anne: it’s for five minutes, josie, you’re not going to die from it

Jane: dont worry im joining you in eighteen seconds

Anne: that is… very accurate

Jane: yeah im good at timing myself

Anne: okay?

Anne: everyone else?

Gilbert: i have successfully dragged cole to our spot

Gilbert: ready when you are, anne

Anne: yay! thanks, gilbert!

Gilbert: um yeah, of course

 


 

Chat : mad eye moody

Moody: You’re in love with Anne, aren’t you?

Gilbert: NO I’M NOT SHUT UP

Moody: Chill dude

Moody: But you wouldn’t get this upset if you weren’t

 


 

Groupchat : the boyz

Gilbert: WILL YOU ALL STOP THAT

Gilbert: I DON’T HAVE FEELINGS FOR ANNE

Cole: lol sure

 


 

Groupchat : avonlea high’s gays and allies

Diana: billy is in place

Ruby: Anne, I’m nervous

Anne: it’s going to be fine, ruby, don’t worry

Moody: Me and Ruby are here

Tillie: Yep, me too

Jerry: tillie i can see u

Jerry: ur making out with one of the pauls

Tillie: I’m good at multitasking

Anne: OKAY SHUT UP EVERYONE

Anne: IT’S TIME

 


 

Chat : cole sprouse

Cole: close your mouth

Cole: you’re drooling

Gilbert: she…

Gilbert: she’s amazing

Cole: finally tired of denying it then?

Gilbert: um

Gilbert: yeah

 


 

Groupchat : the boyz

Gilbert: so

Gilbert: i might have feelings for anne

Jerry: YES WE KNOW THAT YOU IDIOT

Cole: moody you owe me ten bucks

Moody: Fuck

Gilbert: i hate all of you

Cole: but you love anne

Gilbert: i regret this

 


 

Groupchat : avonlea high’s gays and allies

Josie: It’s been 20 minutes

Josie: She’s still talking

Jane: i think my brothers head is about to explode

Jane: his brain capacity to understand words has been surpassed today

Ruby: Well, I can’t understand half the words she’s saying either

Moody: I’m catching one word in every ten out of her mouth

Gilbert: yeah she’s amazing

 


 

Groupchat : avonlea high’s gays and allies

Josie: It’s been 20 minutes

Josie: She’s still talking

Jane: i think my brothers head is about to explode

Jane: his brain capacity to understand words has been surpassed today

Ruby: Well, I can’t understand half the words she’s saying either

Moody: I’m catching one word in every ten out of her mouth

Gilbert: [message deleted]

 


 

Chat : cole sprouse

Cole: smooth

Gilbert: shut up

 


 

Groupchat : avonlea high’s gays and allies

Diana: miss stacey looks like she’s having the time of her life right now

Cole: we stan one (1) awesome teacher

Jerry: tillie is making out with the other paul now

Tillie: Like I said, I’m great at multitasking

Jane: wow u didn’t even come up for air to text that

Jane: im impressed

 


 

Groupchat : the boyz

Gilbert: am i the only one sEEING THIS???

Gilbert: she's perfect i have no words

Gilbert: how does she even exist

Gilbert: we have all been blessed with the existence of anne shirley-cuthbert and we should be thanking the universe for that

Cole: …gilbert

Cole: when i say ur whipped

Cole: THIS IS WHAT I MEAN

Jerry: oh my god WILL YOU STOP BLYTHE?

Jerry: WE KNOW UR IN LOVE WITH HER

Jerry: WE DONT NEED YOU TO SAY IT ALL THE DAMN TIME

Jerry: it was better when u still denied u had feelings for her

Jerry: what monster did we unleash

Moody: You know this would be so much easier if you just told her how you feel

Gilbert: …

Gilbert: you are all completely insane and i need new friends

Jerry: yea good luck with that

 


 

Groupchat : avonlea high’s gays and allies

Anne: well i consider today a success

Anne: CONGRATULATIONS, EVERYONE

Jane: yea my brother was HUMILIATED

Cole: A WIN FOR THE GAYS

Jane: and lesbians*

Diana: and bisexuals**

Gilbert: and pansexuals***

Jerry: and those who don’t like labels****

Cole: okay, so, A WIN FOR EVERYONE

Josie: Except Billy *****

Cole: ugh i give up

Moody: And we didn’t even get detention!

Jane: god moody u need to dream bigger

Ruby: Hey! Let my boyfriend be! He’s perfectly sensible and that’s why I love him!

Moody: Oh babe I love you too

Ruby: <3 <3 <3

Jerry: y did we think itd be a good idea to let in the hets again?

Anne: for the love of god

Anne: you guys can’t focus for five seconds, can you?

Josie: Anne, don’t worry, we’re all happy we got revenge on Billy’s homophobic ass

Josie: But Moody and Ruby are too straight sometimes

Ruby: But we’re allies!!!

Cole: yeah, straight ones

Cole: that’s the whole problem

 


 

Chat : carrots <3

Anne: hi

Anne: um

Anne: i just wanted to say

Anne: thank you

Anne: for today

Anne: couldn’t have done it without you

Gilbert: are you kidding?

Gilbert: it was all you, anne

Gilbert: i was only there for moral support, basically

Anne: that’s not true

Anne: if it weren’t for you no one but diana and maybe jane would have agreed

Anne: you convinced them my plan wasn’t completely insane

Anne: even if it was, a bit

Gilbert: i didn’t have to do much

Gilbert: just remind them that you always have everyone’s best interests at heart

Gilbert: and you always seem to find a way to make things right

Gilbert: so, again, it was all you

Anne: well, it still meant a lot, gil

Anne: so thank you

Gilbert: well

Gilbert: you’re welcome, anne

 


 

Chat : cole sprouse

Gilbert: SHE CALLED ME GIL

Gilbert: GILAHSIUHDAFKJBSFBF

Gilbert: G I L

Gilbert: G

Gilbert: I

Gilbert: L

Cole: THAT’S GREAT GILBERT

Cole: NOW TELL HER YOU LOVE HER

Gilbert: what???

Gilbert: are you insane?????

Cole: whatever i tried

 


 

FRIDAY, MARCH 27th

Groupchat : tillie is a libra which is why she has 2 pauls

Anne: GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

Anne: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY

Tillie: JOSIE WHY IS THAT THE GC NAME

Josie: Revenge, bitch

Anne: HEY

Anne: this is a safe space with NO female rivalry

Josie: Don’t worry, Anne, we show our love for each other through insults

Jane: y are u all happy already

Anne: JANE COME ON

Anne: WE DEFEATED THE HOMOPHOBICS

Jane: oh right

Jane: unfortunately the homophobic is still a whiny asshole who lives in my house

Diana: ugh i'm sorry, jane

Jane: yea so am i

Jane: sorry im related to him

Ruby: Oh no, guys!!!

Diana: ruby? everything okay?

Ruby: No!!! Billy is here!!

Tillie: What? Where?

Ruby: Outside the classroom where me, Josie and Anne have geography now

Ruby: He was waiting for her

Josie: For fuck’s sake, I hate him

Josie: I’m almost there

Diana: yeah i'm coming too

Diana: forget algebra my bosom friend is in trouble

Jane: ruby what is my idiot brother doing

Jane: if he touches anne…

Ruby: Oh

Ruby: Um

Ruby: Don’t worry, girls

Diana: what?? why???

Ruby: Well

Ruby: Gilbert just stepped in

Ruby: Very knight in shining armor like

Ruby: Pretty sure he’s got it handled

Jane: huh

Tillie: I don’t know if I should be worried or laughing

Josie: I just got here

Josie: Gilbert is ripping him a new one

Josie: Can’t be easy for Billy, two verbal exterminations in two days

Ruby: Gilbert is so into it not even Anne is saying anything

Jane: well

Jane: thats a new one

Josie: Honestly, it’s beautiful to watch

Diana: i bet

Diana: it’s almost too good to believe

 


 

Chat : bosom friend <3

Diana: hey

Diana: you okay?

Anne: um

Anne: yeah, i'm good

Anne: billy is an asshole

Anne: but gil stepped in so

Anne: yeah, i'm fine

Diana: very nice of him to do so huh?

Anne: yeah

Anne: very

 


 

Chat : gilbert blythe

Anne: hey

Anne: you didn’t have to do that

Gilbert: i know

Gilbert: i wanted to

Anne: oh

Anne: well

Anne: thank you

Gilbert: no problem

Gilbert: you’ve been thanking me a lot lately

Gilbert: who would have known huh

Anne: oh shut up

Anne: i can just go back to hating you if that’s what you prefer

Gilbert: no please

Gilbert: i REALLY don’t prefer that

Anne: well, okay then

Gilbert: okay

Anne: thanks

Anne: again

Gilbert: yeah

Gilbert: anytime

 


 

Chat : bosom friend <3

Anne: why

Anne: why

Anne: WHY

Anne: W H Y

Anne: whyyyyyy

Anne: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Diana: you okay there anne?

Diana: anything i can help with?

Anne: NO I AM MOST DEFINITELY NOT

Anne: WHY IS GILBERT BLYTHE THIS FRUSTRATING

Diana: oh god

Diana: i thought you two were okay??

Diana: especially after today??

Diana: what did he do now

Anne: THIS I S ABOUT TODAY

Anne: HE JUST STEPPED IN AND

Anne: HE JUST CLENCHED HIS STUPID JAW AND LIFTED HIS SPLENDID CHIN AND LOOKED AMAZING WHILE TELLING BILLY ANDREWS TO SHOVE HIS HOMOPHOBIA UP HIS ASS

Anne: AND THAT JUST MADE HIM INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE

Anne: HIS EYES WERE BLAZING WITH THIS FURIOUS FIRE

Anne: AND IT KIND OF MADE ME WANT TO KISS HIM

Anne: AND NOW I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT

Anne: AND I HATE HIM FOR IT

Diana: um

Diana: ok

Diana: so… you have a crush on gilbert?

Anne: WHAT OF COURSE NOT

Anne: DIANA HOW DARE YOU

Anne: HE IS MY ACADEMIC RIVAL

Anne: HE CALLED ME CARROTS AND PULLED MY HAIR

Anne: I WOULD NEVER HAVE A ~CRUSH~ ON HIM

Diana: ok babe

Diana: now go back and read the messages you just sent me

Anne: …

Anne: it means nothing

Anne: my brain is not working properly

Anne: AND IT’S ALL HIS FAULT

Diana: whatever you say anne

 


 

Chat : regina george

Diana: anne has a crush on gilbert blythe don’t tell her i told you

Cole: well

Cole: i mean

Cole: wbk??

Diana: i mean yes i know and i’m glad you agree but also

Cole: FINALLY FEELS LIKE WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT???

Diana: EXACTLY

Diana: a weight off our shoulders honestly

Cole: OKAY BUT WAIT

Cole: did she say something??

Diana: complained about his good looks and ability to put chernobilly in his place

Diana: then denied having a crush on him

Diana: but i mean

Diana: wbk

Cole: wbk

 


 

Diana Barry has added you to groupchat : shirbert stans

Jerry: what is this

Cole: diana you are my HERO

Diana: thank you

Josie: Is this what I think it is

Moody: What’s shirbert?

Ruby: Oh, babe, you’re the cutest

Moody: Thank you, babe <3

Diana: welcome, everyone, to the shirbert initiative

Tillie: You all tired of waiting for the two idiots to do something, then?

Jane: im glad to know everyone else has eyes

Moody: What’s shirbert???

Ruby: It’s Anne and Gilbert’s ship name, babe

Moody: Oh, got it!

Moody: So, we finally getting them together, then?

Jerry: wow u know its a lost cause when even moody can see it and they cant

Moody: Hey!

Cole: ANYWAY

Cole: diana, do you have a plan??

Diana: well, of course i do

Diana: it’s time to get these two gays together

Diana: you all ready?

Josie: Finally things are getting interesting in here

 


 

Groupchat : avonlea high’s gays and allies

Cole: PARTY AT DIANA’S HOUSE TOMORROW TO CELEBRATE CHERNOBILLY BEING IN DETENTION FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR

Josie: YES THANK YOU DIANA FOR BEING RICH AND INDULGING US

Diana: you’re welcome

Gilbert: finally something to look forward to

Anne: and to think all of you were so quick to reject my brilliant idea

Anne: and now here we are

Anne: celebrating the success of my plan

Jane: and to think we all thought anne was a humble person

Jane: and now here we are

Jane: having to withstand her huge ego

Anne: HEY

Jerry: WHATEVER

Jerry: yall better go or u lose ur status as part of the gays

Tillie: *gasp*

Tillie: How dare you

Tillie: Ruby and Moody were never part of the community

Ruby: I’m hurt

Josie: You’ll heal

Josie: And Tillie

Josie: Don’t you DARE bring the Pauls

Josie: They’re WAY too straight for us

Tillie: *gasp*

Tillie: How dare you

Tillie: Respect my boyfriends and our polyamorous relationship

Josie: …

Moody: Wait

Moody: WHAT

 


 

SATURDAY, MARCH 28th

Chat : carrots <3

Gilbert: hey

Gilbert: are you coming tonight?

Anne: heyy

Anne: yeah, of course

Anne: it’s my kindred spirit’s party, after all

Anne: and MY plan

Gilbert: right, of course

Gilbert: haha

Gilbert: i'll see you there, then

Anne: see you ;)

Gilbert: ;)

 


 

Groupchat : avonlea high’s gays and allies

Cole: EVERYONE READY FOR THE PARTY OF THE DECADE????

Jerry: it’s literally fifteen of us in diana’s living room

Diana: which is why it’s going to be great, jerry

Jerry: yes i agree

Anne: where’s a whip sound when you need it…

Jerry: ill kill you

Ruby: Moody and I are on our way!

Moody: And we have booze!

Jane: how did we agree to leave MOODY in charge of drinks again?

Jane: i feel like were giving alcohol to a child

Tillie: We’re all minors, Jane??

Jane: still

Gilbert: we’re almost there, diana!

Jane: Yeah us too

Tillie: Thank god because Josie and Jane keep making eyes at each other

Jane: ur literally sitting in the back seat with ur TWO bfs???

Tillie: Your point?

Cole: hmmm things are getting more interesting by the minute…

 


 

Groupchat : shirbert stans

Jerry: nothings happening

Cole: the party’s just started, jerry

Jerry: yea and im tired of them already

Jerry: this better work

Cole: have a little faith

Diana: not even i have that anymore

Josie: If by the end of tonight they don’t do something

Josie: Me and Jane are locking them inside a closet

Tillie: You and Jane huh?

Jane: go kiss your boyfriends tillie

Ruby: OMG BUT LOOK AT THEM

Moody: They are almost as cute as us, babe

Moody: Almost

Ruby: Aw I love you <3 <3 <3 <3

Jerry: are we SURE its a good idea to have more than one couple in our friend group?

Jerry: honestly i might be sick from all the sugar blergh

Cole: shut up jerry you’ve kissed half of us by now

Cole: and you’ve been crushing on diana for years

Cole: the thing you want the MOST is another couple in our friend group

Diana: um

Jerry: eye—

Jane: STOP TEXTING BEFORE THEY REALIZE WE’RE TALKING IN A GROUP CHAT THEY’RE NOT IN

Josie: Everyone listen to Jane, she’s the only sane one among us

Tillie: Make that three couples in our friend group, Jerry

Josie: TILLIE

 


 

Chat : regina george

Diana: these two are the biggest idiots in the world

Cole: well

Cole: i mean

Cole: wbk??

Diana: ughhh i just really want to interfere!!

Cole: me too but like

Cole: anne would kill us

Diana: yeah i know

Diana: with how insecure she can be it would probably make it worse smh

Cole: i hate that i'm the one saying this but

Cole: maybe we should just let them work things out on their own??

Diana: look at you being the voice of reason

Diana: but ughhhhhh

Diana: THEY KEEP STARING AT EACH OTHER WHEN THE OTHER ISN’T LOOKING

Diana: IT PHYSICALLY HURTS ME

Cole: honestly

Cole: i'm still betting on something happening tonight

Diana: i hope you’re right because i can’t take this any longer

 


 

Chat : cole sprouse

Cole: sooo

Cole: are you actually going to do something?

Cole: or just look at her and blush every five seconds??

Gilbert: what?????

Cole: you’re not that subtle dude

Cole: only anne can’t see it but that’s because she’s even more oblivious than you

Gilbert: hey

Gilbert: don’t talk about her like that

Cole: jesus christ you’re a lost cause aren’t you

Gilbert: whatever

Gilbert: … do you actually think i should say something?

Cole: YES

Cole: STOP DANCING AROUND EACH OTHER

Cole: just walk up to her and talk to her for once

Gilbert: um

Gilbert: yeah no

Gilbert: i'm going to text her

Gilbert: this way when she rejects me i'll be hiding away in the bathroom and she won’t see me crying my eyes out

Cole: ugh

 


 

Chat : carrots <3

Gilbert: so um

Gilbert: i’ve been meaning to say this for a while

Gilbert: and i guess now is as good a time as any

Gilbert: but you’re really pretty

Gilbert: especially when you’re acting all righteous and angry

Gilbert: your eyes turn a darker blue that looks like a tempestuous ocean and your hair whips around you like live flame and it’s fucking mesmerizing to watch

Gilbert: so there’s a big chance that i might have a big crush on you

Gilbert: but please know i don’t expect anything back

Gilbert: i just

Gilbert: wanted you to know

Gilbert: so

Gilbert: yeah

Anne: oh

Anne: i don’t know what to say

Gilbert: please you don’t have to say anything

Gilbert: it’s fine

Anne: but i want to

Gilbert: you do?

Anne: yeah

Anne: i mean

Anne: did you know you’re infuriatingly handsome?

Anne: and it just gets worse when you clench your jaw and start talking about heteronormativity and internalized homophobia and toxic masculinity and just…

Anne: it gets really hard not to fall for you when you do all that

Anne: so, you know

Gilbert: anne

Anne: yes?

Gilbert: is it okay if i walk over there and kiss you right now?

Anne: um

Anne: yes

Anne: that’d be fine

Gilbert: okay cool

Anne: cool

 


 

Groupchat : avonlea high’s gays and allies

Jerry: oh my eYES mY EYES

Cole: ARE YOU ALL SEEING WHAT I’M SEEING?

Diana: shirbert stans lives matter

Josie: Took them long enough is all I’m saying

Ruby: they are SO CUTE OMG I CAN’T

Moody: Babe can you imagine the amount of DOUBLE DATES WE’LL GO ON????

Ruby: OMG BABE YES

Jane: dont know y ur all surprised we all knew this would happen

Tillie: Still hard to believe they got their heads out of their asses long enough to see their feelings were reciprocated

Jerry: all of u are insane they r going to be INSUFFERABLE now and well be the ones having to watch the disgusting lovey dovey eyes

Diana: i mean we’ve been doing that for years already but ok

Jerry: yea but now its going to be EXPLICIT bc they wont be trying to HIDE IT

Jane: u got a point there french boy

Jane: whatever ur name is

Jane: ew hets

Jerry: my name’s jerry? uve known me for five yrs?

Diana: and neither of them are straight?

Jane: i stand by what i said

Jane: both things

 


 

Chat : gil <3

Anne: please let’s never go on a double date with ruby and moody

Gilbert: oh believe me there’s no chance that’s ever happening

Anne: okay glad we agree then

Gilbert: guess we’re that in sync <3

Anne: yeah it would seem so huh <3

Gilbert: you’re amazing anne-girl <3 <3

Anne: i know that but thanks for saying it

Gilbert: i take it back you’re the worst

Anne: shut upp

Anne: you’re not so bad yourself, gil <3 <3

Gilbert: <3

 


 

Groupchat : avonlea high’s gays and allies

Anne: you have a SHIP NAME for us???

Gilbert: omg you all SUCK

Gilbert: except for anne

Gilbert: anne is beautiful and my gIRLFRIEND

Gilbert: and has never done anything wrong in her entire life

Anne: aw gil <3

Gilbert: <3

Anne: <3 <3

Gilbert: <3 <3 <3

Diana: What even is happening

Moody: Anne? Hit you over the head? With a hardcover book? The first day you met?

Josie: She dyed her hair green once by mistake and then had to cut it all off

Jane: she climbed the roof in the middle of winter bc josie dared her then fell off and broke her ankle

Tillie: Anne pretended she was a dead Elaine, waded into the lake in a leaking boat and almost drowned

Cole: she hated u because u called her carrots once and refused to forgive u even after years had gone by because she’s that stubborn

Anne: oKAY WE GET IT NOW QUIT IT

Gilbert: ignore them anne

Gilbert: they’re all idiots who don’t know what they’re talking about

Gilbert: you’re perfect

Anne: gil stop it i can’t <3 <3 <3

Gilbert: you know it’s true <3 <3 <3

Jerry: i TOLD u all theyd be INSUFFERABLE

Jerry: this is DISGUSTING

Anne: SHUT UP JERRY

Anne: YOU WORE THE SAME PAIR OF WHITE SOCKS FOR A MONTH UNTIL THEY WERE GRAY AND PERMANENTLY SWEATY YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’S DISGUSTING

Josie: eW JERRY

Jerry: aNNE

Anne: also me and gil are LOVELY and not at all insufferable just so you know

Gilbert: aw carrots <3

Anne: <3 <3

Gilbert: <3 <3 <3

Anne: <3 <3 <3 <3

Jane: i hate it here

Ruby: I think it’s cute <3 <3 <3 <3 <3