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Class 1-A

3:41 P.M.

 

Ashido Mina has created Class 1-A.

 

Ashido Mina invited Midoriya Izuku, Kaminari Denki, and 17 others to the group.

 

Ashido Mina:

Hey guys! Since we’re all going to the mall tomorrow, I thought it’d be a good idea to have a group chat. This way, we can all stay in contact across the mall in case something happens! Plus it’s nice to be able to talk outside of school anyway.

 

Yaoyorozu Momo:

What a great idea, Ashido-kun!

 

Iida Tenya:

Indeed. A very responsible thing to do. This will come in very handy during our shopping trip, as well as our lives in general.

 

Ashido Mina:

AAAH thx guys I try!!

 

Iida Tenya:

Oh dear, it seems you type like my brother.

I’m not surprised, just a little disappointed.

 

Ashido Mina:

Damn, chat hasn’t existed for five minutes and I’ve disappointed class prez

Oh hang on just let me…

 

Ashido Mina has given Iida Tenya and Yaoyoruzu Momo admin privileges!

 

Ashido Mina:

Y’all are class reps so I know you can be trusted with the ban hammer

 

Iida Tenya:

I am honored, Ashido-kun! I promise not to abuse this authority.

 

Uraraka Ochaco:

Press X to doubt.

Also oooh group chat! This’ll be fun.

 

Iida Tenya:

Uraraka-kun, are you insinuating I would abuse my admin privileges?

 

Uraraka Ochaco:

Whaa? No, never, perish the thought!

 

Kaminari Denki:

Then perish.

Also GROUP CHAT

God these names are boring tho

 

Ashido Mina:

I trust u to fix that, Kami

 

Kaminari Denki:

Excellent

 

Uraraka Ochaco:

I am suddenly afraid.

 

Kaminari Denki has changed Uraraka Ochaco’s name to They All Float .

 

They All Float:

fhgfnkfvdjv

Okay thanks Kami I love it.

 

Kaminari Denki has changed Iida Tenya’s name to Mr. President .

 

Mr. President:

I must admit I was expecting far worse. This is rather nice, Kaminari-kun.

 

Kaminari Denki:

I may be an idiot, but I’m not stupid

 

Sero Hanta:

X to doubt.

 

Kaminari Denki:

Sero my man

My dude

My bro

U asked for this

 

Kaminari Denki has changed Sero Hanta’s name to Bondage Kink.

 

Bondage Kink:

Bro…

 

Ashido Mina:

KAMI LMAO

 

Kaminari Denki:

Had to do it to em

 

Mr. President:

Kaminari-kun, that is highly inappropriate!

 

Ashido Mina:

Well that’s Kami in a nutshell

And before he can try me

 

Ashido Mina has changed their name to Alien Queen.

 

Alien Queen:

I win, bitch

 

Bondage Kink:

“Not bitter” she says

 

Alien Queen:

Me? Bitter? No, never.

 

Asui Tsuyu:

It’s okay to admit it, Mina-chan.

 

They All Float:

Yeah Midnight did kinda screw you on that one

 

Mineta Minoru:

i like the sound of that

 

They All Float:

Mina why

 

Alien Queen:

I mean he is going to the mall with us

But this is your one warning, grape, keep a lid on the perviness in here

 

Asui Tsuyu:

And in general would be nice too

 

Mineta Minoru:

rude

i’m just engaging in the convo babe

 

Bakugo Katsuki:

...

 

Bakugo Katsuki has changed Mineta Minoru’s name to Virgin .

 

Virgin:

what?? whyyyy???

 

Bakugo Katsuki:

I merely speak the truth.

 

They All Float:

Get rekt

 

Kaminari Denki:

Ayy nice one bakubro

 

Kaminari Denki has changed Asui Tsuyu’s name to BogLife .

Kaminari Denki has changed Bakugo Katsuki’s name to Boomer .

 

They All Float:

BOOMER LMFAO

 

Alien Queen:

Kami sweetie

I love you but fuck are you dumb

 

Boomer:

Best be running, Sparky.

 

Kaminari Denki:

Gotta blast!

 

BogLife:

I like mine.

 

They All Float:

It suits you, Tsu!

 

BogLife:

Yup!

 

Kaminari Denki:

I am glad my second to last act on this earth was well received

 

Midoriya Izuku:

Did Kacchan kill you yet?

 

Kaminari Denki:

No I have successfully dodged the bomb for the moment

Also while i’m still here

 

Kaminari Denki has changed Midoriya Izuku’s name to Masochist .

 

Masochist:

What does this mean?

 

Alien Queen:

Oh u precious innocent baby

 

Masochist:

I’m not a baby!

 

They All Float:

U kinda are Deku-kun

 

Masochist:

Am not!

Now someone tell me what the name means

 

Yaoyorozu Momo:

Nobody tell him

Do not corrupt the child

 

BogLife:

I second this.

 

 They All Float:

Agreed

 

Jirou Kyoka:

Protect baby at all costs

 

Hagakure Tooru:

I’m gonna tell him.

 

Alien Queen:

DON’T U DARE

 

Masochist:

You guyyyys!

 

Bondage Kink:

We just gonna ignore the fact that literally all of the girls (besides Hagakure) just formed a blood pact to protect Midoriya’s innocence?

 

They All Float:

Yes

 

Bondage Kink:

Understandable, have a nice day

 

Jirou Kyoka:

That’s quite the name you have there, Sero

 

Bondage Kink:

Blame Kami

 

Kaminari Denki:

Speaking of

 

Kaminari Denki has changed Hagakure Tooru’s name to Exhibitionist .

 

Ojiro Mashirao:

What did I just walk into?

 

Kaminari Denki:

Technically u tapped

 

Exhibitionist:

I wish

 

Ojiro Mashirao:

What?

 

Exhibitionist:

What?

 

Exhibitionist has gone offline!

 

Alien Queen:

Coward

 

Masochist:

Is someone gonna tell me what this means?

 

Ojiro Mashirao:

I… had better not.

 

Tokoyami Fumikage:

It is better that way.

 

Masochist:

GUYS PLEASE

 

Jirou Kyoka:

Anybody else notice Kami just stopped changing names

 

Masochist:

Oh yeah. Kacchan found him.

 

Bondage Kink:

Alas, poor Kami

We hardly knew ye

 

Alien Queen:

May he rest in peace

 

Jirou Kyoka:

So who is gonna change names then?

 

BogLife:

You could change your own.

 

Jirou Kyoka:

Oh true

 

Jirou Kyoka has changed their name to Lesbean .

 

Virgin:

called it

 

Lesbean:

Um, what?

 

Virgin:

u give off that aura

 

Lesbean:

Thanks?

Can’t tell if I should be offended or not

 

Alien Queen:

It’s Mineta

 

Virgin:

hey i’m not bagging on gays, got no issue with em

 

Boomer:

Didn’t you insinuate I was gay as an insult once?

 

Virgin:

not as an insult, was a serious question

i had to know if i should consider you competition or not

 

Alien Queen:

As if you’re in the running either way

 

Virgin:

rude

 

Yaoyorozu Momo:

Guys, let’s be civil here.

 

Mr. President:

I have to agree. Bickering in this manner is unproductive, as well as unbecoming of future heroes.

 

Alien Queen:

Ok but like have you not paid any attention to Aizawa-sensei and Midnight-sensei bickering

 

Masochist:

It’s even worse in the teachers’ lounge

 

Alien Queen:

Wait wait Midori has tea on the teachers?

 

Aoyama Yuga:

I smelled tea about to be spilt?

 

They All Float:

Lol perfect timing Aoyama

 

Mr. President:

I cannot condone gossiping about our teachers like a bunch of schoolchildren!

 

BogLife:

We are schoolchildren, though, Iida.

 

Masochist:

dw Iida-kun, I never said I would spill the teacher tea

 

Alien Queen:

But Midori!!!!

U can’t tell us u have tea on the teachers and then refuse to spill

It’s bad tea etiquette

 

Aoyama Yuga:

Oui!

 

Masochist:

I’ll consider, on one condition.

 

Alien Queen:

Anything

My worldly possessions

My firstborn child

Anything for this

 

Exhibitionist:

Firstborn child, eh Mina?

 

Alien Queen:

Shut!

 

Masochist:

Tell me what my name means and I’ll spill

 

Mr. President:

MIDORIYA-KUN!

 

Alien Queen:

Shit Midori you drive a hard bargain

 

Boomer:

Dumbass Deku YOU FUCKING HAVE GOOGLE IN YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW

 

Masochist:

I have a bad feeling it’s dirty and I don’t want that in my search history

 

They All Float:

Fair

 

Lesbean:

Wait if Bakugo is talking again then where is Kaminari?

 

Kaminari Denki:

I’m alive

Sorry ran into… somebody

As I was RUNNING FOR MY LIFE

 

Boomer:

You deserved it.

 

Alien Queen:

Kami I can smell the tea on you

 

Kaminari Denki:

I’ll DM you later

And now back to your regularly scheduled memes

 

Kaminari Denki has changed Aoyama Yuga’s name to Viva la France! .

Kaminari Denki has changed Yaoyorozu Momo’s name to Capitalism .

Kaminari Denki has changed Ojiro Mashirao’s name to Three Legs .

Kaminari Denki has changed Tokoyami Fumikage’s name to CORVID-19 .

 

Lesbean:

You’re really waiting for people to talk in the chat before you change names?

 

Kaminari Denki:

It’s not as fun if I don’t get to see their immediate reaction

 

Lesbean:

Fair enough

 

Viva la France!:

I love mine, mon cher !

 

Capitalism:

A bit on the nose, but agreeable I suppose.

 

Lesbean:

You wear it well

 

Exhibitionist:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Lesbean:

Hush, you

 

Three Legs:

Idk how to feel about mine

 

Exhibitonist:

I feel great about it

 

Alien Queen:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

They All Float:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Viva la France!:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Exhibitonist:

sHUT

 

Lesbean:

Deserved

 

Alien Queen:

Anyway

@Masochist I believe you owe me tea

 

Masochist:

I believe you owe me a definition

 

Alien Queen:

That I do, Midori

That I do

 

They All Float:

You will NOT

 

Capitalism:

You’re not breaking the blood pact, Ashido-san.

 

Masochist:

Guys pls I am 16

I can take it I promise

 

Exhibitionist:

I’m sure you can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

They All Float:

NO CORRUPTING THE BABY

 

Alien Queen:

BUT MY TEA

 

They All Float:

FUCK YOUR TEA

 

Mr. President:

URARAKA-KUN, LANGUAGE!

 

Lesbean:

NO CURSING IN FRONT OF THE BABY FOR FUCK SAKE

 

Mr. President:

JIROU-KUN!

 

Masochist:

Y’all acting like I don’t curse.

 

BogLife:

Can’t see it.

 

Masochist:

Well fuck you too then.

 

Mr. President:

MIDORIYA-KUN YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW BETTER!

 

They All Float:

BABY NO

 

Masochist:

I’m a 16-year-old boy with mental issues what did you fucking expect

 

Alien Queen:

Ok that’s it I’m hugging u next time I see u

 

Virgin:

midoriya you lucky fucker

 

Masochist:

AAAH no need for that Ashido-kun I’m fine I promise

 

Todoroki Shoto:

Press X to Doubt

 

Kaminari Denki:

Okay did Bakubro actually do damage to my brain cell

Bc I swear I just saw Todobroki meme

 

Masochist:

Yeah Uraraka-kun and I have been teaching him the art of memes

 

Kaminari Denki:

Sweet!

That makes this name more fitting

 

Kaminari Denki has changed Todoroki Shoto’s name to Cool Zuko .

 

Masochist:

Yeah that fits

 

Cool Zuko:

As a new fan of A:TLA, I approve.

 

Alien Queen:

Wait what do you mean “new” fan???

 

Cool Zuko:

My childhood did not have many opportunities for enjoying things like cartoons.

 

Alien Queen:

Dude that sucks!!

 

Cool Zuko:

Yeah but thankfully Midoriya and crew have been helping me catch up on what I missed out on.

 

They All Float:

Izucrew

 

Masochist:

We’re not called that.

 

They All Float:

Sorry can’t hear u over the sound of ur bones breaking

 

Masochist:

I haven’t broken my bones in a while tho!!!!

Not since the Sports Festival!

 

Cool Zuko:

Still feel bad about that

 

Masochist:

No don’t, Todoroki-kun! I did it to myself after all.

 

Kaminari Denki:

And that’s why I gave u that name

 

Masochist:

Explain

 

Kaminari Denki:

No, I don’t think I will.

 

Kaminari Denki has changed Kirishima Eijiro’s name to Rock Daddy .

 

Lesbean:

Thought you were waiting for people to be active?

 

Kaminari Denki:

I got bored

 

Lesbean:

Fair, I guess

 

Rock Daddy:

Bro…

 

Bondage Kink:

He got us both good, bro

 

Kaminari Denki:

My first idea was “hard daddy” but that felt too on the nose

 

Rock Daddy:

Suddenly this is fine

 

Masochist:

At least you understand yours.

 

Alien Queen:

Will u spill the teachers’ lounge tea?

 

They All Float:

Bitch don’t u dare

 

Alien Queen:

Bitch I dare

 

Shoji Mezo:

“Masochist” typically refers to someone who derives sexual gratification and pleasure from their own pain or humiliation.

It could also just mean someone who appears to enjoy an activity considered painful or tedious, according to the dictionary definition at least.

Though knowing Kaminari, he meant the former.

 

Alien Queen:

DAMMIT SHOJI MY TEA

 

Masochist:

 

They All Float:

You broke him Shoji

 

Shoji Mezo:

Don’t shoot the messenger.

 

Kaminari Denki has changed Shoji Mezo’s name to Octodaddy .

 

Octodaddy:

Why am I not surprised?

 

Masochist:

Kaminari-kun.

 

Kaminari Denki:

Ye?

 

Masochist:

Do you have a daddy kink?

 

Kaminari Denki:

WHAT NO

 

They All Float:

GHFEWOJIRJNFJ

BABY NO

 

Capitalism:

WHO CORRUPTED MY CHILD??

 

Masochist:

The internet.

Like three years ago.

I’m introverted, not innocent.

 

Alien Queen:

I’m still mad bc now I can’t have teacher tea

 

Exhibitionist:

I mean the child thing is still on the table right?

 

Alien Queen:

SHUT YOUR FUCK

 

Exhibitionist:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Masochist:

We can talk in DMs

 

Alien Queen:

Omg yus thank u I need my tea

 

They All Float:

Yas gurl go get ur mans

 

Masochist:

What’s that mean?

 

Alien Queen:

NOTHING SHE MEANS NOTHING

DMS NOW

 

Masochist:

Okay!

 

Kaminari Denki:

Right well while those two get their flirt on, I have a job to finish

 

Kaminari Denki has changed Sato Rikido’s name to Diabeetus .

Kaminari Denki has changed Koda Koji’s name to Precious Boi .

 

Kaminari Denki:

And last but not least

 

Lesbean:

Debatable

 

Kaminari Denki:

Rood

 

Kaminari Denki changed their name to Pikachu .

 

Pikachu:

And done!

 

Boomer:

Yeah no.

 

Boomer has changed Pikachu’s name to Pichu .

 

Pichu:

Bakubro how could you?

 

Bondage Kink:

Deserved.

 

Pichu:

Bro!

 

Rock Daddy:

100% deserved.

 

Pichu:

BRO!!!

 

CORVID-19:

What a mad banquet of darkness.