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(4:16 pm)

[Admin] Ladybug has added Viperion to the chat!

[Admin] Ladybug has added Ryuko to the chat!

[Admin] Ladybug has added KingMonkey to the chat!

[Admin] Ladybug has added Pegasus to the chat!

[Admin] Ladybug has added Bunnyx to the chat!


Viperion has renamed themselves hiss.

KingMonkey has renamed themselves MonkeyMaster.

Bunnyx has renamed themselves ICanSeeYourFuture.


MonkeyMaster: wait u can???

ICanSeeYourFuture: well sort of

ICanSeeYourFuture: I don’t have my miraculous yet so no

ICanSeeYourFuture: but future me can

hiss: lol wut

Ladybug: welcome to the group chat guys!

Ladybug: there are some ground rules in the #rules section, but as number 3 is being disregarded anyway, just ignore it.

Ryuko: Thank you for the invitation, Ladybug. As I have many events in my civilian life, I do not believe I will be online often.

Ladybug: that’s alright Ryuko! This is mainly so you can know if you’re getting your miraculous ahead of time.

Pegasus: I am almost always online. If not, I will probably respond in 15-20 minutes.

MonkeyMaster: dude do u sleep at all

Pegasus: I am choosing to ignore that question.

hiss: uhhh just in case, I’m going to tell you that it’s not healthy.

Pegasus: I am well aware of the health conditions that can be caused by fatigue and lack of sleep.

Pegasus: I am just

Pegasus: constantly coming up with new ideas and I have to write them down or bring them to life.

MonkeyMaster: wow you sound just like my friend


MonkeyMaster: right sorry LB

Ladybug: why does everyone call me that?

LadyNoir4Ever: heyyy we got new people!

LadyNoir4Ever: im rena btw

LadyNoir4Ever: the #1 ladynoir shipper

PurrfectlyPawsome: Hey! I’m the number 1 shipper!

LadyNoir4Ever: u can be second u mangy alley cat

PurrfectlyPawsome: rude.

PurrfectlyPawsome: anyway, I can prove I’m number one

PurrfectlyPawsome: I’ve read every single fic on ao3 that has LadyNoir as a tag.

hiss: should I be concerned?

LesBEEan: nah don’t worry he’s just like that

LadyNoir4Ever: oh yeah?

LadyNoir4Ever: who’s ur favorite ladynoir writer then

PurrfectlyPawsome: ooh I really enjoy reading LuckyLadyNoir’s works. They’re really good!

LadyNoir4Ever: oiagvnxc

LadyNoir4Ever: I BEAT YOU!

PurrfectlyPawsome: ?

NinjaTurtle: dude

NinjaTurtle: that’s rena’s fanfic account

NinjaTurtle: im with her rn and she’s literally cackling

ICanSeeTheFuture: well rip

MonkeyMaster: f for chat

hiss: f

Pegasus: f

LesBEEan: f


(4:42 pm)

Ladybug: wow I leave for like half an hour

Ladybug: and I come back to a war

Ladybug: over who ships me with chat more?

Ladybug: why me

Ladybug: just so you guys know, there’s a guy in my civilian life that I like

Ladybug: he doesn’t return my feelings, but I don’t want to be the ‘my top pick didn’t like me back so I’m going to go for the one who does like me’ kind of person

Ladybug: and I don’t want chat to be a rebound. He’s too sweet for that, and deserves someone who can love him as much as he deserves

PurrfectlyPawsome: aww m’lady (=♡ ᆺ ♡=)

PurrfectlyPawsome: I don’t deserve you

Ladybug: nonsense. You deserve the world.

LadyNoir4Ever: screenshotted omg my ship

LadyNoir4Ever: but lb r u sure ur ‘other guy’ isn’t chat?

Ladybug: I’m almost 100% positive. The guy in my civilian life is nothing like chat lmao

Ladybug: but chat!!! Don’t change yourself to appeal to me, please

Ladybug: I like you just the way you are

(5:19 pm)

PurrfectlyPawsome: but not enough, obviously.

Unsend Message?

Message Unsent.

Direct Messages @Pegasus @Ladybug

(8:07 pm)

Pegasus: Hello Ladybug. I have a question.

Ladybug: Sure! Ask away.

Pegasus: do our magical devices link to our civilian phones? I’ve never had the time to check.

Ladybug: they do. That’s why I don’t need my civilian phone to alert you guys of an akuma attack. It still works if I’m transformed. The only difference is that our superhero contacts disappear. I can’t contact Chat Noir’s baton or phone.

Pegasus: thank you.

Pegasus: you mentioned having superhero contacts in your phone, correct?

Ladybug: Yup! If I open the contacts in my yoyo, I can call the Guardian, who’s the only one that can have a civilian phone in the yoyo, or any of you guys. They’re labelled with the word ‘Ally’ next to it.

Pegasus: can you see their contacts when they aren’t transformed?

Ladybug: I can, but if I text them, they won’t know until the next time they transform. Calls will go to voicemail.

Pegasus:  alright. I have the information I need to make a hypothesis. Thank you.

Ladybug: no problem!



(8:56 am)

Ladybug: akuma @ the Dupain-cheng bakery

Ladybug: gigantitan again, with a cupcake sentimonster

Ladybug: crashed straight through the top of the building when he grew, currently evacuating civilians

PurrfectlyPawsome: omg is marinette ok

LesBEEan: omw but chat what

PurrfectlyPawsome: my purrincess! Marinette!


NinjaTurtle: she means we’re coming, LB. We’re coming.

MonkeyMaster: need any assistance? 😉

Ladybug: nah it’s a baby we’re good but thanks


(9:28 am)

LadyNoir4Ever: so chat

LadyNoir4Ever: what was that all about

PurrfectlyPawsome: ?

ICanSeeYourFuture: I’d like to know why chat has a purrincess too

PurrfectlyPawsome: Oh you mean Marinette!

hiss: hiss

PurrfectlyPawsome: she’s just a friend

NinjaTurtle: dude u sound just like one of my friends

PurrfectlyPawsome: I’m serious! I met her during the Evillustrator thing because he tried to date her and stuff, and then we just kept on hanging out at her balcony!

LadyNoir4Ever: sounds pretty romantic to me

PurrfectlyPawsome: SHE’S JUST A FRIEND

PurrfectlyPawsome: a very good friend

PurrfectlyPawsome: but JUST A FRIEND nonetheless

LesBEEan: sure whatever you say chat

LadyNoir4Ever: if ur also shipping marichat in spite of mari’s crush say eye

LesBEEan: eye

NinjaTurtle: eye

MonkeyMaster: eye

ICanSeeTheFuture: eye

Ladybug: why on earth-

Pegasus: statistically speaking, there is a 94.8% chance that chat will harbor romantic feelings for Marinette Dupain-Cheng in the future, a 97.2% chance he is already harboring feelings but hasn’t realized it yet, and a 100% chance that chat is an oblivious idiot.

PurrfectlyPawsome: hey!

Ryuko: I agree that Chat is an oblivious idiot.

PurrfectlyPawsome: did you seriously log on just to say that?

Ryuko: I had some free time so I signed in and saw Pegasus’ message. It was a purrfect opportunity.

Ryuko: I believe I used that pun correctly.

Ryuko: Why isn’t anybody responding?

Ladybug: You broke them all ryuko

Ladybug: chat and I were patrolling since it’s a Saturday and we were bored

Ladybug: he’s sobbing on a roof

NinjaTurtle: can confirm rena is also crying


ICanSeeYourFuture: I hear violent sobbing. I think it might be one of you.

LesBEEan: oh good lord chat why are u crying on my roof

Ladybug: !no identities!

LesBEEan: nobody knows which roof he’s crying on

LesBEEan: plus u two know anyway so…

Ladybug: as long as nobody in this chat sees him crying on a roof we’re good