[Admin] Ladybug has added Viperion to the chat!
[Admin] Ladybug has added Ryuko to the chat!
[Admin] Ladybug has added KingMonkey to the chat!
[Admin] Ladybug has added Pegasus to the chat!
[Admin] Ladybug has added Bunnyx to the chat!
Viperion has renamed themselves hiss.
KingMonkey has renamed themselves MonkeyMaster.
Bunnyx has renamed themselves ICanSeeYourFuture.
MonkeyMaster: wait u can???
ICanSeeYourFuture: well sort of
ICanSeeYourFuture: I don’t have my miraculous yet so no
ICanSeeYourFuture: but future me can
hiss: lol wut
Ladybug: welcome to the group chat guys!
Ladybug: there are some ground rules in the #rules section, but as number 3 is being disregarded anyway, just ignore it.
Ryuko: Thank you for the invitation, Ladybug. As I have many events in my civilian life, I do not believe I will be online often.
Ladybug: that’s alright Ryuko! This is mainly so you can know if you’re getting your miraculous ahead of time.
Pegasus: I am almost always online. If not, I will probably respond in 15-20 minutes.
MonkeyMaster: dude do u sleep at all
Pegasus: I am choosing to ignore that question.
hiss: uhhh just in case, I’m going to tell you that it’s not healthy.
Pegasus: I am well aware of the health conditions that can be caused by fatigue and lack of sleep.
Pegasus: I am just
Pegasus: constantly coming up with new ideas and I have to write them down or bring them to life.
MonkeyMaster: wow you sound just like my friend
Ladybug: NO IDENTITY STUFF KING MONKEY!!!!!!!
MonkeyMaster: right sorry LB
Ladybug: why does everyone call me that?
LadyNoir4Ever: heyyy we got new people!
LadyNoir4Ever: im rena btw
LadyNoir4Ever: the #1 ladynoir shipper
PurrfectlyPawsome: Hey! I’m the number 1 shipper!
LadyNoir4Ever: u can be second u mangy alley cat
PurrfectlyPawsome: anyway, I can prove I’m number one
PurrfectlyPawsome: I’ve read every single fic on ao3 that has LadyNoir as a tag.
hiss: should I be concerned?
LesBEEan: nah don’t worry he’s just like that
LadyNoir4Ever: oh yeah?
LadyNoir4Ever: who’s ur favorite ladynoir writer then
PurrfectlyPawsome: ooh I really enjoy reading LuckyLadyNoir’s works. They’re really good!
LadyNoir4Ever: I BEAT YOU!
NinjaTurtle: that’s rena’s fanfic account
NinjaTurtle: im with her rn and she’s literally cackling
ICanSeeTheFuture: well rip
MonkeyMaster: f for chat
Ladybug: wow I leave for like half an hour
Ladybug: and I come back to a war
Ladybug: over who ships me with chat more?
Ladybug: why me
Ladybug: just so you guys know, there’s a guy in my civilian life that I like
Ladybug: he doesn’t return my feelings, but I don’t want to be the ‘my top pick didn’t like me back so I’m going to go for the one who does like me’ kind of person
Ladybug: and I don’t want chat to be a rebound. He’s too sweet for that, and deserves someone who can love him as much as he deserves
PurrfectlyPawsome: aww m’lady (=♡ ᆺ ♡=)
PurrfectlyPawsome: I don’t deserve you
Ladybug: nonsense. You deserve the world.
LadyNoir4Ever: screenshotted omg my ship
LadyNoir4Ever: but lb r u sure ur ‘other guy’ isn’t chat?
Ladybug: I’m almost 100% positive. The guy in my civilian life is nothing like chat lmao
Ladybug: but chat!!! Don’t change yourself to appeal to me, please
Ladybug: I like you just the way you are
PurrfectlyPawsome: but not enough, obviously.
Direct Messages @Pegasus @Ladybug
Pegasus: Hello Ladybug. I have a question.
Ladybug: Sure! Ask away.
Pegasus: do our magical devices link to our civilian phones? I’ve never had the time to check.
Ladybug: they do. That’s why I don’t need my civilian phone to alert you guys of an akuma attack. It still works if I’m transformed. The only difference is that our superhero contacts disappear. I can’t contact Chat Noir’s baton or phone.
Pegasus: thank you.
Pegasus: you mentioned having superhero contacts in your phone, correct?
Ladybug: Yup! If I open the contacts in my yoyo, I can call the Guardian, who’s the only one that can have a civilian phone in the yoyo, or any of you guys. They’re labelled with the word ‘Ally’ next to it.
Pegasus: can you see their contacts when they aren’t transformed?
Ladybug: I can, but if I text them, they won’t know until the next time they transform. Calls will go to voicemail.
Pegasus: alright. I have the information I need to make a hypothesis. Thank you.
Ladybug: no problem!
Ladybug: akuma @ the Dupain-cheng bakery
Ladybug: gigantitan again, with a cupcake sentimonster
Ladybug: crashed straight through the top of the building when he grew, currently evacuating civilians
PurrfectlyPawsome: omg is marinette ok
LesBEEan: omw but chat what
PurrfectlyPawsome: my purrincess! Marinette!
LadyNoir4Ever: AAAAAA ANOTHER SHIP
NinjaTurtle: she means we’re coming, LB. We’re coming.
MonkeyMaster: need any assistance? 😉
Ladybug: nah it’s a baby we’re good but thanks
LadyNoir4Ever: so chat
LadyNoir4Ever: what was that all about
ICanSeeYourFuture: I’d like to know why chat has a purrincess too
PurrfectlyPawsome: Oh you mean Marinette!
PurrfectlyPawsome: she’s just a friend
NinjaTurtle: dude u sound just like one of my friends
PurrfectlyPawsome: I’m serious! I met her during the Evillustrator thing because he tried to date her and stuff, and then we just kept on hanging out at her balcony!
LadyNoir4Ever: sounds pretty romantic to me
PurrfectlyPawsome: SHE’S JUST A FRIEND
PurrfectlyPawsome: a very good friend
PurrfectlyPawsome: but JUST A FRIEND nonetheless
LesBEEan: sure whatever you say chat
LadyNoir4Ever: if ur also shipping marichat in spite of mari’s crush say eye
Ladybug: why on earth-
Pegasus: statistically speaking, there is a 94.8% chance that chat will harbor romantic feelings for Marinette Dupain-Cheng in the future, a 97.2% chance he is already harboring feelings but hasn’t realized it yet, and a 100% chance that chat is an oblivious idiot.
Ryuko: I agree that Chat is an oblivious idiot.
PurrfectlyPawsome: did you seriously log on just to say that?
Ryuko: I had some free time so I signed in and saw Pegasus’ message. It was a purrfect opportunity.
Ryuko: I believe I used that pun correctly.
Ryuko: Why isn’t anybody responding?
Ladybug: You broke them all ryuko
Ladybug: chat and I were patrolling since it’s a Saturday and we were bored
Ladybug: he’s sobbing on a roof
NinjaTurtle: can confirm rena is also crying
LadyNoir4Ever: SHES TOO PRECIOUS AEWLKSFDJNV
ICanSeeYourFuture: I hear violent sobbing. I think it might be one of you.
LesBEEan: oh good lord chat why are u crying on my roof
Ladybug: !no identities!
LesBEEan: nobody knows which roof he’s crying on
LesBEEan: plus u two know anyway so…
Ladybug: as long as nobody in this chat sees him crying on a roof we’re good