dear mayor of dum bitch city,,,,,,
am riting u on behalf of cade woods, who wuld like entrins to dumb bitch city. they would b not ur typical cityzen. they go to law skool and read fanfic at an inhumin pace. unhurd of in dum bitch city. but, in troo loyer fashion, they have defenses i hav attached below.
i think they r kinda weak arguments. but make yur own judgmin