Kenobi342, Kenobi343, Kenobi344 joined the chat
Mom: hey shiny
Kenobi3: ONE OF US ONE OF US
Mom changed their name to Commander Cody
Commander Cody: I see you’ve all joined finally
Commander Cody: welcome to the 212th group chat ranks mean shit here i’m just cody to you
BoilBoilToilandTrouble changed Commander Cody’s name to coco
Kenobi342: Why am I kenobi 342?
coco: because Teach rigged it so that every shiny who joins is named kenobi, but it got confusing so we had them tag on numbers. If you have a name already you can change it
Kenobi342: I may as well keep it.
The A Team
OldBen: So I was finally added to the 212th group chat.
OldBen: They do not know it is me
SuperSoka: holy shit
OldBen: Apparently, every shiny who joins is named “Kenobi”
MainKoon: The 104th have done that in theirs as well, but I was one of the first in. I witnessed every new member join with the name “koon”. It’s a bit confusing
OldBen: They added numbers
OldBen: I’m Kenobi342
RepresentativeBinks: hackervoice: i’m in
OldBen: I feel like I should not reveal my identity
RexinAround: you should Certainly Not this is too much fun
OldBen: Thank you for the invite, again Rex. I suppose I shall see how long it takes for them to notice.
RepresenativeBinks: ah so you’re playing the long game i see
OldBen: Yes, I suppose. I will update you all.
BabyBabyBaby(oh!): we medics have the best gossip hands down
Kixareforkids: hell yeah
Appalling: i mean, fuck yeah we do
BabyBabyBaby(oh!): i know Everything It’s Great
coco: haha look at you go little man
Woolworth: im slightly terrified
BabyBabyBaby(oh!): why? Pray tell? I’m just baby
Kenobi342: You are Lieutenant Baby I am assuming?
Kenobi342: Ah, good to note.
coco: theyre harmless. They just like to think they can scare us
Appalling: “harmless” my ass