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{Communications line opened…}

[CC-1010 opened COMMLINE]

CC-1010: I would like to remind everyone that communication lines are meant to remain strictly professional, please pass this on to your troops

CC-1010: Communication lines must be used in accordance to regulations, and not for recreational use

[ CC-3636 changed their handle to CDR Wolffe ]

CDR Wolffe: Of course

CDR Wolffe: We wouldn’t want to ignore regulations after all

[ CC-2224 changed their handle to CDR Cody ]

CDR Cody: Regulations are very important, we must set a good example for the troopers

[ CC-5052 changed their handle to CDR Bly ]

CDR Bly: Regulations must be followed

[ CC-3120 changed their handle to Sneaky Sneaky ]

Sneaky Sneaky: Alright boys, we’re in the clear, all surveillance codes have been removed

Sneaky Sneaky: Time to party

 




{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: When The Generals Are Away The Commanders Will Play]

[ACTIVE: Kote, All Bite, Foxtrot, Pond, BLYTE, Green]

BLYTE: SO

BLYTE: JUST MET MY GENERAL

BLYTE: AND UH-

BLYTE: HOLOS?

BLYTE: Didn’t do Twi’Leks justice

Kote: You were assigned to the 327th right? Star Corps?

Kote: oh heck GTG sry vode

Kote: Alpha-17 is back

[Kote is Inactive]

Foxtrot: That would be… General Aayla Secura

BLYTE: SHE WEARS??? VERY,,, SMALL,,,,, LEATHER CLOTHES?????

BLYTE: UH - YEah

All Bite: poor bly lmao

All Bite: how’s puberty treating you vod’ika?

BLYTE: SHE’S WEARING A HALTER TOP?!?!?!! WITH ONE SLEEVE?!?!?!?!?!

Green: That doesn’t sound very efficient

Pond: You can’t talk Gree, Gen Luminara wears a floor-length skirt, and so does her Shiney

All Bite: im pretty sure that Jedi Shinies are called Padawans

Green: I don’t know, it seems to work for them?

Green: Though I wish Commander Offee would at least agree to a little armour

BLYTE: GENERAL SECURA DOESN’T EVEN WEAR A SHIRT?!?!!?

[swimmin with the fishes is Active]

swimmin with the fishes: don’t even get me started on Generals Who Need To Put Clothes On

swimmin with the fishes: General Fisto somehow always ends the battle in nothing but his underwear?

swimmin with the fishes: i thought Jetii were supposed to be some sort of monk people?

swimmin with the fishes: You know: reserved, pious, actually dressed?

 




{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Command Squad Kids]

[ACTIVE: BLYTE, Foxtrot, Pond, Sneaky Sneaky, Odd One Out, All Bite]

Odd One Out: dar to Cmmdr Cody who’s stuck with the Alphas

Odd One Out: He’s not dead, I just feel bad for him

All Bite: dar

Foxtrot: dar

Pond: dar

Sneaky Sneaky: dar

BLYTE: dar

BLYTE: Never thought I’d feel bad for 17’s favourite

BLYTE: but the poor guy got chosen for EVEN MORE TRAINING somehow?

All Bite: Kote’s the kind of little shit that enjoys all the training

BLYTE: ARC training was INTENSE - why would he want more?????

Pond: Kot’ika’s a perfectionist

All Bite: He’s also a stubborn bastard

Foxtrot: I, for one, am glad that I don’t have to spar with him any more

Foxtrot: My leg hasn’t been the same since

BLYTE: I’m still impressed by the time he full-out bodily tackled Skirata

Sneaky Sneaky: one (1) fear

Odd One Out:

Odd One Out: I have never been more glad that I was funneled into piloting

All Bite: Kote’s always been feral

Foxtrot: Says the idiot who took a chunk out of Priest’s arm during training

All Bite: He was picking on Cody, only we’re allowed to pick on Cody

Pond: Priest deserved it

BLYTE: He kind of did

Foxtrot: That wasn’t up for debate, Priest deserved that and worse, but you could have gotten in trouble

Foxtrot: He could have had you decommissioned

All Bite: eh

All Bite: Fett thought he deserved it too and I’m still here aren’t I?

All Bite: Besides, we all know you were the one who pushed him off the landing pad

Foxtrot: He deserved it

Foxtrot: Also, there’s no proof that I was the one who did it

Pond: We were all there Fox

BLYTE: We saw you do it Fox

Sneaky Sneaky: I’m glad I never had to train with you mad bastards

 




{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Command Squad Kids]

[ACTIVE: PonderingLife, FoxyMama, Rose, ThiredOfYourShit, Jettison, Fil Me Up]

PonderingLife: General Windu has an eight pack

Fil Me Up: w

Fil Me Up: what the kriff?

Jettison: dar

Rose: Did

Rose: Did you kriff General Windu?

PonderingLife: No, but I kind of wish I had?

PonderingLife: I just witnessed my general take down a good thousand clankers with his bare hands? Like, literally tear them to shreds

PonderingLife: And then he had to take his tunics off because he literally tore through them with his own muscles

Jettison: HOT DAMN

ThiredOfYourShit: sounds hot

PonderingLife: It was

PonderingLife: I may or may not need to rec new blacks

[ PonderingLife changed their handle to WinduWatcher ]

FoxyMama: urg

FoxyMama: I did not want to see this

FoxyMama: Disgusting

FoxyMama: I’m glad I’m on Coruscant and don’t have to deal with this shit

 




{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Commanders Need Caf]

[ACTIVE: Foxed, ThiredOfYourShit, Rose, Pebble]

[ Foxed changed their handle to GlorifiedDroid ]

GlorifiedDroid: I take it back

GlorifiedDroid: Someone else can have Coruscant I don’t want it

Rose: Commander please

Rose: Don’t leave us alone with these monsters

ThiredOfYourShit: If you leave you’ll make the Shinies cry

Pebble: If you leave us alone with the Senate you’ll make Thorn cry and none of us want to deal with that

GlorifiedDroid: If I never see the Chancellor’s slimy face again it’ll be too soon

GlorifiedDroid: AND I AM NOT HERE FOR SENATORS TO FONDLE!

GlorifiedDroid: I am a trained ARC trooper, one of the best CC-Classers available - I should be allowed to throw the next being who touches me out a Fett damned window

ThiredOfYourShit: But we’re not people! :D

 




{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: PLEaSE FOR THE LOVE OF FORCE GIVE US MORE CAF]

[ACTIVE: doomed, Feral Dog, The B-Squad, NeYO!, Cod-E]

The B-Squad: SOS

The B-Squad: SOS SEND HELP

doomed: ?????

Cod-E: uh - you okay there Bly?

The B-Squad: NO

The B-Squad: I AM NOT OKAY

The B-Squad: I JUST GOT SUPPLEXED

The B-Squad: BY MY GNERAL

Cod-E: lmao

Feral Dog: lmao

doomed: oh? Dar

Feral Dog: dar

Cod-E: dar

NeYO!: dar

Chapter Text

{Communications line opened…}

[Alpha-17 opened COMMLINE]

[COMMLINE: Advanced Recon Commando Trainee Squad 17]

[ACTIVE: Alpha-17, CC-2224, CC-2019, CC-2103, CC-2741, CT-7567, CT-6774]

Alpha-17: As I said earlier, welcome to ARC training troopers, make yourselves comfortable now because you’ll never feel so again. You six are a squad now and you answer to me. Rules are simple; we fight together. We're Vode - shoulder-to-shoulder on those front lines, united as one.

Alpha-17: This commline is just for Squad 17, it’s scrambled and classified; for the sake of confidentiality no one but us will see these logs.

Alpha-17: Welcome to hell Shinies

[ Alpha-17 is Inactive]

[ CC-2224 changed their handle to Kote ]

Kote: CC-2224, CC-Batch A-5.B, Cody, he/him or they/them, nice to meet you vode

[ CC-2019 changed their handle to Bolt ]

Bolt: CC-2019, CC-Batch C-1.A, Colt, he/him

[ CC-2103 changed their handle to ZipZap ]

ZipZap: CC-2103, also of C-1.A, Blitz, she/her

[ CC-2741 changed their handle to CHAOS ]

CHAOS: CC-2741, C-1.B, Havoc, he/him

[ CT-6774 changed their handle to Keel ]

Keel: CT-6774, CT-Batch 29.67.12, Keeli, he/him

[ CT-7567 changed their handle to Rex ]

Rex: CT-7567, 29.67.12, Rex, he/him

Keel: Nice to meet you too, sir!

Kote: You heard Alpha; we’re vode here - a squad, there’s no ranks, just ARC-hopefuls

Kote: I may be senior trainee and squad leader, but off the field I don’t want that to get between us

Kote: Congratulations on making it to ARC, vod’ike

 




{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Advanced Recon Commando Trainee Squad 17]

[ACTIVE: Kote, Bolt, ZipZap, CHAOS, Keel, Rex]

Keel: Okay, I’m curious

Keel: Names?

Keel: where’d they come from?

ZipZap: I just liked blitz tactics, not very interesting, sorry vod’ika

Bolt: I actually started with Bolt, but trainers kept mixing Blitz and I up so I changed it to Colt

ZipZap: It was funny though, vod

Bolt: Not when I was getting in trouble for your shit

CHAOS: I blew up too many training droids, you know - causing havoc

ZipZap: I remember that - good times, I’m pretty sure you made Lama Su cry

Bolt: I don’t think Lama Su is capable of feeling any emotion but contempt

Rex: i

Rex: i’m grudgingly impressed

Rex: What about you, Cody?

Kote: Haat, Ijaa, Haa'it

Kote: Truth, Honour, Vision - Fett taught us the saying, but he added to it

Kote: Haat, Ijaa, Haa'it, Kote

Kote: Truth, Honour, Vision, Glory

Keel: that’s uh

Bolt: Ambitious

Kote: It felt like a good code to live by

ZipZap: How did Kote become Cody?

Kote: Priest threatened to throw me off the landing dock and let me drown, apparently it offended his delicate sensibilities that I, a lowly clone, would dare to give myself such a name

Rex: t

Rex: that sucks

Kote: eh

Kote: He ended up mysteriously falling into the ocean himself, it doesn’t really bother me anymore, I use Cody to spite him

Kote: He twitches every time

CHAOS: Nice

 





{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Advanced Recon Commando Trainee Squad 17]

[ACTIVE: Keel, Kote]

[ Keel changed Rex ’s handle to Baby ]

Kote: haha

[ Kote changed COMMLINE handle to Ori’vode and Baby, Squad 17 ]

Keel: LMFAO

Keel: anyways

Keel: how do you and Rexy know each other? You two have too many inside jokes to have only just met each other

Kote: Rex hasn’t told you?

Keel: He’s a secretive little mir’sheb

Kote: Well then

Kote: I don’t think I will

Keel: You

Keel: are also a secretive little mir’sheb

[ Keel changed Kote ’s handle to Mir’Sheb ]

[ Alpha-17 is Active]

Alpha-17: GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

[ Alpha-17 is Inactive]

[ Mir’Sheb changed Alpha-17 ’s handle to Buir-17 ]

Keel: BALLS OF FUCKING STEEL

 





{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Ori’vode and Baby, Squad 17]

[ACTIVE: Baby]

Baby: WHO THE FUCK CHANGED MY NAME

Baby: AND WHY CAN’T I CHANGE IT BACK?!?!?!

[ Buir-17 is Active]

Buir-17: Suck it up baby

 





{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Ori’vode and Baby, Squad 17]

[ACTIVE: Buir-17, Mir’Sheb, Bolt, ZipZap, CHAOS, Keel, Baby]

Buir-17: Alright, which one of you little shits rigged Priest’s room

CHAOS: I did

Buir-17: Good work kid, that was some pretty ingenious slicing

CHAOS: Thanks Buir!

Buir-17: You’re on KP trainee - next time, don’t admit to it and keep your mouth shut

Buir-17: Don’t give anyone reason to suspect you

CHAOS: Yessir!

[ Buir-17 is Inactive]

Baby: stars

Baby: I thought you were about to get yourself decommissioned

CHAOS: They’re not going to decommission me, I’m too good at what I do

Bolt: And General Ti has been cracking down on decommissions. There hasn’t been one since she stepped foot onto the planet

ZipZap: I mean, the longnecks might be slipping a few past her, but she’s been trying to stop them

Keel: Really?

Baby: t

Baby: that’s good

[ Baby is Inactive]

Keel: ah shit

[ Keel is Inactive]

[ Mir’Sheb is Inactive]

CHAOS: I wonder what that’s about

Bolt: Havoc, what colour is Rex’s hair?

CHAOS: Oh

CHAOS: I honestly forgot, he keeps it so short it’s easy to miss

Zipzap: I’m pretty sure that’s the exact reason why he keeps it short

 




{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Ori’vode and Baby, Squad 17]

[ACTIVE: Buir-17, Mir’Sheb, Bolt, ZipZap, CHAOS, Keel, Baby]

Buir-17: Congratulations troopers, on making it through ARC training in one piece, keep an eye on your commlines and you’ll be receiving your assignments

Buir-17: K'oyacyi vode!

Mir’Sheb: Oya!

ZipZap: Oya!

Bolt: OYA!

CHAOS: OYA!!

Keep: Oya!

Baby: oya!

Chapter Text

{Communications line opened…}

[CC-2224 opened COMMLINE]

[COMMLINE: 212th Attack Battalion Command]

[ACTIVE: CC-2224, CC-2237, CC-5576-39, ARC-7567, ARC-77, ARC-82, ARC-79, ARC-5215, ARC-3189, ARC-6122,  CT-1421, CT-2232, CT-7324, CT-4512, CT-8112]

CC-2224: As you are all aware, I’m Commander Cody, your new boss, this commline isn’t for official business, and I’ve ensured that no one but us will see these logs. This is purely for morale, and as you’ll see there are multiple sub-lines for various companies, feel free to join whichever ones you like.

CC-2224: Ranks have no meaning here, this is simply for vode

[ CC-2224 changed their handle to Cody ]

Cody: My name is Cody, he/him or they/them, and I’m here if any of you need anything

[ CC-2237 changed their handle to Davijaan ]

[ CC-5576-39 changed their handle to Commando Gregor ]

[ ARC-7567 changed their handle to Lt Rex ]

[ ARC-77 changed their handle to Captain Fordo ]

[ ARC-79 changed their name to Lt Rocket ]

[ ARC-82 changed their name to Stecster ]

Lt Rocket: Really?

Stecster: Well I don’t see anyone else doing it, someone has to have a sense of humour

[ Commando Gregor changed their handle to Capmando ]

Stecster: Nice

[ ARC-5215 changed their handle to Heavy Gunner Guy ]

[ ARC-3189 changed their handle to Unidentified ARC Trooper ]

[ ARC-6122 changed their handle to Unidentified ARC Pilot ]

[ CT-1421 changed their handle to Got Wax? ]

[ CT-2232 changed their handle to Barley Boy ]

[ CT-7324 changed their handle to CRYStal Clear Sir ]

[ CT-4512 changed their handle to Eyeballin ]

[ CT-8112 changed their handle to Pacemaker ]

Stecster: niCE

 




{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: ARC Boys]

[ACTIVE: Lt Rex, Stecster, Lt Rocket, Heavy Gunner Guy, Unidentified ARC Trooper, Unidentified ARC Pilot]

Lt Rex: I’ve been dying to ask

Lt Rex: What’s with the “Unidentified” shit?

Heavy Gunner Guy: It’s a bit of a running joke

Unidentified ARC Trooper: No one remembers who we are

Unidentified ARC Pilot: I’ve yet to meet anyone who remembers my name who wasn’t in my batch

Stecster: I remember your name!

Unidentified ARC Trooper: oh yeah? What is it?

Stecster: It’s

Stecster: Uh

Stecster: Shit

Lt Rocket: You walked right into that one Stec

Lt Rocket: You don’t even remember my name half the time

Lt Rocket: You spent the last campaign just calling me Fellow Lieutenant

 




{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: The Vode in Gold]

[ACTIVE: Got Wax?, Hardboil’d, Go Long(shot), Barley Boy, ShinyBaby13, ShinyBaby95]

Go Long(shot): So, I know we were all worried about getting a Commander late, but I think I can confidently say that I like him

ShinyBaby95: He’s amazing!

ShinyBaby13: I wonder if I’ll ever be as good at kicking droids

[ Pacemaker is Active]

Pacemaker: DO NOT KICK DROIDS

Pacemaker: Just because the Commander has no regard for his bodily wellbeing doesn’t mean that any of you should too!

Pacemaker: The satisfaction won’t last you long once you realize that you’ve fractured your femur!

Got Wax?: talking from experience?

Hardboil’d: okay but we all saw him karking deck that clanker right?

Hardboil’d: amazing

Pacemaker: Yes

Pacemaker: AND HE BROKE HIS ENTIRE HAND DOING SO

Pacemaker: AND THEN HAD THE NERVE TO TRY AND WALK IT OFF!

Got Wax?: Did anyone else see him ride that spider droid like a horse?

Barley Boy: He’s ARC right?

Barley Boy: Do u think we could convince him to wear a kama?

Go Long(shot): he does have the hips for it

ShinyBaby13: He used my blaster like a grenade and I got hard so fast

ShinyBaby13: I have never been as sexually confused as I am watching the commander and general fight together

Barley Boy: You should see it when they spar

 


 

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: PILOTS FOR EXPLOSIONS]

[ACTIVE: Davijaan, Unidentified ARC Pilot, Red Leader, Ronto, Engle, Killer]

Red Leader: who wants to bite the blaster and tell Commander Skywalker that his crazy flying is getting us shot down?

Unidentified ARC Pilot: not it

Killer: uh bad idea vod

Ronto: Skywalker looks .1 heartbeat away from throwing someone out the airlock 100% of the time

Engle: im both excited and afraid for when he finally gets promoted and none of us have to watch his six

Davijaan: Commander Skywalker is an amazing pilot

Davijaan: but a really bad commander, I hope he gets his sheb in order before he becomes a general

 


 

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: The Vode in Gold]

[ACTIVE: Threep, The Reedy One, CRYStal Clear Sir, ShiftingGear, Trapped]

ShiftingGear: if

ShiftingGear: if General Kenobi is -

ShiftingGear: what’s going to happen to us?

Trapped: Commander Skywalker isn’t going to get promoted

Trapped: Right?

Trapped: I mean - i like him, he’s a hoot, but he’s not really…

Trapped: General material

Trapped: Not like General Kenobi is

Trapped: was

CRYStal Clear Sir: i’m sure we’ll be fine, boys

 




{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: The Vode in Gold]

[ACTIVE: Cody, Lt Rex, Davijaan, Got Wax?, Hardboil’d, Pacemaker, Kale, Eyeballin, The Reedy One, Threep]

Cody: I’ve just gotten word from the 41st, General Kenobi’s been found on Rattatak alongside Alpha-17, they’re enroute to Coruscant now

Cody: There’s not going to be an official announcement just yet, the High Generals want to keep it out of the public eye for now while they recover, but I thought it would be best to let everyone know that things will be back to running normally soon

Lt Rex: oh thank the stars

Lt Rex: I was getting sick of wrangling Skywalker

 




{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: CONGRATS ON THE PROMOTION REXSTER]

[ACTIVE: CAPTAIN Rex, Cody]

CAPTAIN Rex: YOU!

CAPTAIN Rex: THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

Cody: Congratulations on the promotion Rex! You’ve earned it!

[ CAPTAIN Rex changed Cody ’s handle to PIECE OF SHIT ]

[ CAPTAIN Rex changed COMMLINE handle to CODY IS A PIECE OF SHIT ]

CAPTAIN Rex: when I said working with Skywalker was fun I DIDN’T MEAN THAT I WANTED TO BE ASSIGNED TO HIM

CAPTAIN Rex: I WAS ADMIRING HIS ABILITY TO BLOW THINGS UP

PIECE OF SHIT: Well, you’re welcome Rex Old Boy, you’re now Captain of Torrent Company, of the freshly formed 501st Legion, serving directly under General Skywalker himself. He asked for you, personally

CAPTAIN Rex: KARK

CAPTAIN Rex: Okay

CAPTAIN Rex: I can make plans for this

CAPTAIN Rex: Who’s my new commander at least?

PIECE OF SHIT: ah

PIECE OF SHIT: I have no idea

CAPTAIN Rex: YOU’RE THE KARKING MARSHALL COMMANDER

CAPTAIN Rex: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO MY COMDR IS?!?!

PIECE OF SHIT: Skywalker hasn’t filed to paperwork for it yet

CAPTAIN Rex: FUCK

 




{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: CODY IS A PIECE OF SHIT]

[ACTIVE: Got Wax?, Hardboil’d]

Got Wax?: I’m not even going to ask

Hardboil’d: i think it’s funny

[ Got Wax? changed COMMLINE handle to Petition to get a Baby Jetii ]

Got Wax?: Since Skywalker’s flown the nest, do you think we’d be able to convince the general to get a new kid?

Chapter Text

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: A Batch of Shebs]

[ACTIVE: Foxster, woof, glory, Mister Aayla Secura, Pondscum, eat ur greens, Honorary Sheb]

Honorary Sheb: Cody has lost his kneecap privileges

Pondscum: Did he break it again?

eat ur greens: Kark Cody, we’ve all told you to stop kicking the damned clankers

glory: Rex’ika’s just angry that he got promoted

Mister Aayla Secura: Wow!

Mister Aayla Secura: congrats Rex’ika!

Pondscum: If there’s anyone who deserves a promotion it’s you vod’ika, you’ve come far since you were the tiny cadet Cody picked up from that supply closet

Honorary Sheb: i got promoted

Honorary Sheb: and i got transferred to Skywalker’s new legion

woof: oh? Dar

Foxster: dar

glory: dar

Mister Aayla Secura: dar

Pondscum: dar

eat ur greens: dar

glory: It’s not my fault Rex’ika

glory: Skywalker asked for you personally

glory: no take backs

[ Honorary Sheb changed glory ’s handle to Cody Rights Have Been Revoked ]

[ Honorary Sheb changed COMMLINE handle to jump starter to put my brother down ]

Cody Rights Have Been Revoked: no respect

Foxster: jokes on you, we don’t have any rights

Pondscum: Wow this conversation has taken a very dark turn

Cody Rights Have Been Revoked: I should have left you in that closet where I found you

Honorary Sheb: but you didn’t

 


 

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: jump starter to put my brother down]

[ACTIVE: Honorary Sheb, Cody Rights Have Been Revoked, woof]

Honorary Sheb: THIS IS ALREADY WORSE THAN I FEARED IT WOULD BE

Honorary Sheb: WE STILL DON’T HAVE A COMDR

Honorary Sheb: I WASNT IN COMMANDE TRAINGS VODE

woof: still?

woof: kark the di’kut should’ve filed for a commander by now

Cody Rights Have Been Revoked: tell me about it

Honorary Sheb: he’s just been throwing all the shit at me to do instead?!

Honorary Sheb: “sir i’m ARC not CC”

Honorary Sheb: “siR PLS IVE GONE THROUGH CAP MODULES AT MOST”

Cody Rights Have Been Revoked: come to the 212th barracks, i’ll give you a run through, bring the paperwork with you

[ Honorary Sheb changed Cody Rights Have Been Revoked ’s handle to Cody Can Have Some Rights ]

woof: i’m glad i got general koon

Honorary Sheb: skywalkers not that bad

woof: you were just complaining about him

Honorary Sheb: he’s still just a kid, he’ll learn

Cody Can Have Some Rights:  Rex

Cody Can Have Some Rights:  we’re literally 10

woof: well he better learn fast because it’s going to get someone, most likely you, killed

 


 

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: jump starter to put my brother down]

[ACTIVE: Cody Can Have Some Rights, eat ur greens, Pondscum]

Cody Can Have Some Rights: seems like Kenobi has caved to Waxer’s puppy eyes

Cody Can Have Some Rights: he’s looking into getting another padawan commander

eat ur greens: Really?

Cody Can Have Some Rights: he’s looking into this little Togruta kid general koon introduced him to

Cody Can Have Some Rights: Waxer’s having fun kid-proofing the Negotiator

Cody Can Have Some Rights: Kenobi and I are going over her files to see how to best fit her into the 212th

Cody Can Have Some Rights: she seems pretty spunky, and is interested in jar’kai apparently - the two saber stuff

eat ur greens: Well, if you need any advice on Jedi Shinies, don’t hesitate to ask

eat ur greens: Offee is pretty quiet, but she’s also still a teenager

Cody Can Have Some Rights: after the nightmare that was Skywalker I think I can handle anything this kid throws at me

 


 

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: jump starter to put my brother down]

[ACTIVE: Cody Can Have Some Rights, Honorary Sheb, Mister Aayla Secura]

[ Honorary Sheb changed COMMLINE handle to BLEASE NO MORE BUGS ]

Mister Aayla Secura: I’m almost afraid to ask

Honorary Sheb: SKYWALKER KEEPS EATING BUGS

Honorary Sheb: HE DOESNT EVEN CARE THAT THEY MIGHT BE POISONOUS

Honorary Sheb: just slurps them down like wiggling noodles

Mister Aayla Secura: ew

Cody Can Have Some Rights: well I’m glad that I don’t have to put up with that anymore

[ Cody Can Have Some Rights changed Honorary Sheb ’s handle to Babysitter ]

Babysitter: fuck you too

[ Babysitter changed Cody Can Have Some Rights ’s handle to Repressed Homosexual ]

Repressed Homosexual: rude

Mister Aayla Secura: ha

[ Pondscum is Active]

Pondscum: he came for your throat

[ Pondscum is Inactive]

[ woof is Active]

woof: this reminds me

Repressed Homosexual: don’t you dare

woof: how’s nightly tea with Kenobi going?

Repressed Homosexual: WE DRINK TEA AND DO PAPERWORK

Repressed Homosexual: EVERYTHING IS STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL

[ Foxster is Active]

[ Foxster changed COMMLINE handle to Bullying Kote Hours ]

Repressed Homosexual: RUDE

Mister Aayla Secura: suck it up baby

Repressed Homosexual: you’re only three minutes older than me you jerk

woof: ah those were the days

Mister Aayla Secura: haha lookat the baby they can’t even swear

Babysitter: sometimes I actually forget that Cody’s the youngest

Repressed Homosexual: I’m still older than you you brat

[ Repressed Homosexual changed their handle to Cody ]

Foxster: We must not hold it over their head enough if you forget that Cody’s a baby

[ Foxster changed Cody ’s handle to Baby ]

[ Foxster changed Babysitter ’s handle to Baby2 ]

Baby: RUDE

Baby2: you can kark right off

 


 

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Bullying Kote Hours]

[ACTIVE: Baby2]

Baby2: oh god

Baby2: OH KARK

Baby2: THEYRE MULTIPLYING WHAT DID I DO TO DESVER THIS?!?!

Baby2: WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA WS IT TO GIV SKYWALKER A KID??!!?!?

Baby2: BAD IDEA BADIDEA!!

Baby2: THEYRE BOTH INSANE

 




{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Bullying Kote Hours]

[ACTIVE: Baby, Baby2, Pondscum]

Baby2: so

Baby2: um

Baby2: looks like the kid is staying?

Pondscum: I thought the padawan was going to the 212th?

Baby: So did I

Baby: Apparently General Yoda assigned Commander Tano to the 501st instead

Baby2: Kix is stressing himself to tears

Baby2: None of us were ready for a baby jedi, especially not one with a different biology

Pondscum: what a mess

Pondscum: Want me to talk to General Windu? He can straighten this out?

Baby: Kenobi was going to talked to the kid about it after the campaign, but it looks like Skywalker and Tano are okay with it now and he doesn’t want to get between them

Baby: too nice for his own good

Baby: I’ll send Pace over to Kix with the stuff and the kid’s medical files

Baby: It’ll be better than nothing

Chapter Text

{Communications line opened…}

[ O’Niner opened COMMLINE]

[COMMLINE: Rishi Moon Outpost]

[ACTIVE: O’Niner, Nub, 327, CT-782, CT-21-0408, CT-27-5555, CT-00-2010, CT-4040]

O’Niner: Welcome to Rishi rookies

O’Niner: Base regs are in your bunks, make sure you study up on them before we start PT at 0600

O’Niner: These are Nub and 327, your senior troopers on base. If I’m ever not available for something, go to them

Nub: Make yourselves comfortable kids, because it’s incredibly dull here

327: You’ve landed yourselves the most boring assignment in the books

[CT-782 changed their handle to Hevy]

[Hevy changed CT-27-5555’s handle to Fives]

[CT-4040 changed their handle to Cutup]

[Hevy changed CT-21-0408’s handle to Echo]

[CT-00-2010 changed their handle to Droidbait]

Droidbait: Thank you sir!

Nub: You don’t have to use ranks here, kid, no one reads these bloody things

Nub: 327 once spent an entire rotation spamming us with captures of moon rocks and named them, and he hasn’t been reported for it yet, we’re not important enough for our internal commline to be monitored

Nub: It was pretty stupid really

327: you take that back

327: stop hurting Dwayne’s feelings

Fives: y

Fives: you named a rock dwayne?

327: Yeah

Echo: I’m honestly a little afraid to ask

Echo: But why Dwayne?

327: why not?

Cutup: that’s valid

327: also, saying “Dwayne the Rock” is a lot of fun

Hevy: valid

 


 

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Rishi Moon Outpost]

[ACTIVE: Fives]

[ Fives changed Echo ’s handle to echo(echo)((echo)) ]

[ Fives changed their handle to a fives is speaking ]

[ a fives is speaking changed Droidbait ’s handle to Another One Bites The Dust ]

[ a fives is speaking changed Hevy ’s handle to BOOMBOY ]

[ a fives is speaking changed Cutup ’s handle to Oh?Worm ]

a fives is speaking: tight

[ a fives is speaking is Inactive]

[ Oh?Worm is Active]

Oh?Worm: what the kark is this

 


 

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Rishi Moon Outpost]

[ACTIVE: a fives is speaking, Oh?Worm, Another One Bites The Dust, BOOMBOY, echo(echo)((echo))]

BOOMBOY: WHAT THE HELLS FIVES??!!

echo(echo)((echo)): this is definitely against regulations

a fives is speaking: it’s not! :D I checked!!!

Another One Bites The Dust: of course Fives read the regs for the first time ever only just to see if he could get away with being a shit

a fives is speaking: :D :D

Oh?Worm: oh

Oh?Worm: don’t like that

BOOMBOY: seriously

BOOMBOY: why these names

a fives is speaking: who knows! :D

echo(echo)((echo)): you do

echo(echo)((echo)): that’s why he asked

a fives is speaking: i have no idea!

a fives is speaking: seemed like they were funny at the time

BOOMBOY: this is why you need to sleep!

a fives is speaking: i’d rather not

a fives is speaking: my dreams are karked up

 


 

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Rishi Moon Outpost]

[ACTIVE: O’Niner, echo(echo)((echo))]

O’Niner: Well, someone had fun last night

echo(echo)((echo)): I am so sorry sir

echo(echo)((echo)): Fives is a…

echo(echo)((echo)): character

O’Niner: As long as he gets the job done, I don’t care what he gets up to in his down time

echo(echo)((echo)): That’s a very dangerous thing to say sir

[ a fives is speaking is Active]

a fives is speaking: OWO?

O’NIner: What the kark is that

[ 327 is Active]

327: I don’t know, but I like it!

 


 

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Rishi Moon Outpost]

[ACTIVE: a fives is speaking]

a fives is speaking: nobody listen to anything echo says today

a fives is speaking: she’s just jealous that i’m cooler than her

[ Nup is Active]

Nup: what did you do?

a fives is speaking: why does everyone assume that it’s my fault?

[ BOOMBOY is Active]

BOOMBOY: Because it usually is

 







{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Rishi Moon Outpost]

[ACTIVE: S̶̡̢̡̨̧̡̢̢̨̛̫̰̤̮͕̬̳̰͍͍̱̻̘̯͔͍̰̺̳̘̫͙̜̣̘͍̼̰̝͑̍̈́͂̒̄̌͗̓̽̐̈́̋̋̈́͂̏̔͛̌̿̐̔͊̚͝͝͠͝ͅͅI̶̧̡̨̡̨̧̧͖̠̠̙͇͙̮͎̳͎͓͇̬͔̦̻̫̼̰̗̳͇͔̲͖̠̜̳͈̞̰̖̗̻̬͓̖̩̳̔̒͆̔̎̈́̒̈́̋̃̆̇̌̓͑͋̈́̅̑͌͐̀̈́̎̏͆̍̓̑̊̅̂͒͒̈́͑̉̍̑͒̏̆̉̌͘͠͠͠G̵̢̡̛̻̰͉͇̟͓̟̙̻̩̼̼̲͔͎̖̩̝̮̱̲̟͗̓̓̆̔̏̌̆̋̏̈́̽͒̑̾̆͐̉̌̉͒̂͑͑͂̈́̎͗̋̃̔̓͛͌͆̄͂͘͘͜͝͝N̸̢̧̨̢̢̡̛̻̥͍̳̘̘̦̦̦̙̲̼̹̲̬̲͍͓̹͙̺̘̘̺̮̐̋͗̄̎͂̏͗̇̐̓̇̋̉̈́͛̍͑͆̉̆̂̀̏̇͒͑̌̊̒̑̈́̏͛̆̇͑͛̒͋̆̂̀̒̑̿̌̓̽̋̍͆̋̂̾̑̽̍̋͘͘̚̕͜͜͝͝͠͝Ạ̵̡̢̧̧̛̞̝̘̦̪̲̤̻̬̗̖̩̭͕̰̯͕͙̤̜̺̣̜̝̱̬̦͖̣̳̜̲̭̯̖̬͔͕̭̩̼͉̰͉̞͈̥͕̩̭̮̳͒͐͑̉̓̋̊̊̂̿̃̍̂͗̅̓̊̆̆̿̀̂̆̾͂̉̐̋̾͛̈́͛͆̆͗̿̉͐͌̕͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅL̵̨̧͈̘̩͇̱̯̭̜̲̻̰̗̬̺͚̆̈̓͊̓̏̍́͛̀̌̊͜͝͝͝ ̷̨̧̧͈͎͇͍̩͕̲̘̺͔̫̯͖͈̝̖̼̫͇̻͇̪̠͚͔͎̘̟̦̜̭̜̱̗̻͙̬͎̟̯͉̬̥͖̟̥̈̈́͌͆̿̏̇̊̈͐̃̅̓̽͑̆̓̂̽͗̚̕̚͜͝͝ͅͅĻ̷̢̨̡̢̢̪̰̬̳͉̖̟͙̹̟͎͇͉͔̼̭̪̲̼͎̬͇͔̳̼͖̣͖͔͚̻̜̰̯̼̯̮̰̖̣̙̳̮̘͎̮͚͈̻̫̪͚̣̞̻̺͍͍͕͍͉͊̈́͋̃̔̂̿͗͊͛͑͌͒̉̔̎̏̇̿̚͜͜͝͠ͅͅO̵̡̗͙̻̫̱͈̟͉͛̐̂̓̂͆̆͑́͛̒̔̆͛̈̓̅͗̄͛͗͗̏͒͑̎̏̓̈́̓́͂̀̐̅͆̏̉̎̓̔̃̾͒̇͑̿̒̽͘̚̕͘͘͝͠͝Ŝ̷̢̨̧̧̨̩̻̯̤̩̻̜̭͎̠̗̙̮̹̯̙̥̺̯͉͔͔̼͙̗̟̬̙̙̯̗̼̘̯̭̰̲͉̥̰̲͓̝̯͖̙͍̝̩̝̝̗̗̻̰́̂T̴̨̨̡̮̦̯͚͔̱̗͈̻̖̪͍͎̬͈̤̰̱͙̮̩̟̦̗̘̘͎̣̺̯͋̆̑̿̚͜]



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[ 327 … S̶̡̢̡̨̧̡̢̢̨̛̫̰̤̮͕̬̳̰͍͍̱̻̘̯͔͍̰̺̳̘̫͙̜̣̘͍̼̰̝͑̍̈́͂̒̄̌͗̓̽̐̈́̋̋̈́͂̏̔͛̌̿̐̔͊̚͝͝͠͝ͅͅI̶̧̡̨̡̨̧̧͖̠̠̙͇͙̮͎̳͎͓͇̬͔̦̻̫̼̰̗̳͇͔̲͖̠̜̳͈̞̰̖̗̻̬͓̖̩̳̔̒͆̔̎̈́̒̈́̋̃̆̇̌̓͑͋̈́̅̑͌͐̀̈́̎̏͆̍̓̑̊̅̂͒͒̈́͑̉̍̑͒̏̆̉̌͘͠͠͠G̵̢̡̛̻̰͉͇̟͓̟̙̻̩̼̼̲͔͎̖̩̝̮̱̲̟͗̓̓̆̔̏̌̆̋̏̈́̽͒̑̾̆͐̉̌̉͒̂͑͑͂̈́̎͗̋̃̔̓͛͌͆̄͂͘͘͜͝͝N̸̢̧̨̢̢̡̛̻̥͍̳̘̘̦̦̦̙̲̼̹̲̬̲͍͓̹͙̺̘̘̺̮̐̋͗̄̎͂̏͗̇̐̓̇̋̉̈́͛̍͑͆̉̆̂̀̏̇͒͑̌̊̒̑̈́̏͛̆̇͑͛̒͋̆̂̀̒̑̿̌̓̽̋̍͆̋̂̾̑̽̍̋͘͘̚̕͜͜͝͝͠͝Ạ̵̡̢̧̧̛̞̝̘̦̪̲̤̻̬̗̖̩̭͕̰̯͕͙̤̜̺̣̜̝̱̬̦͖̣̳̜̲̭̯̖̬͔͕̭̩̼͉̰͉̞͈̥͕̩̭̮̳͒͐͑̉̓̋̊̊̂̿̃̍̂͗̅̓̊̆̆̿̀̂̆̾͂̉̐̋̾͛̈́͛͆̆͗̿̉͐͌̕͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅL̵̨̧͈̘̩͇̱̯̭̜̲̻̰̗̬̺͚̆̈̓͊̓̏̍́͛̀̌̊͜͝͝͝ ̷̨̧̧͈͎͇͍̩͕̲̘̺͔̫̯͖͈̝̖̼̫͇̻͇̪̠͚͔͎̘̟̦̜̭̜̱̗̻͙̬͎̟̯͉̬̥͖̟̥̈̈́͌͆̿̏̇̊̈͐̃̅̓̽͑̆̓̂̽͗̚̕̚͜͝͝ͅͅĻ̷̢̨̡̢̢̪̰̬̳͉̖̟͙̹̟͎͇͉͔̼̭̪̲̼͎̬͇͔̳̼͖̣͖͔͚̻̜̰̯̼̯̮̰̖̣̙̳̮̘͎̮͚͈̻̫̪͚̣̞̻̺͍͍͕͍͉͊̈́͋̃̔̂̿͗͊͛͑͌͒̉̔̎̏̇̿̚͜͜͝͠ͅͅO̵̡̗͙̻̫̱͈̟͉͛̐̂̓̂͆̆͑́͛̒̔̆͛̈̓̅͗̄͛͗͗̏͒͑̎̏̓̈́̓́͂̀̐̅͆̏̉̎̓̔̃̾͒̇͑̿̒̽͘̚̕͘͘͝͠͝Ŝ̷̢̨̧̧̨̩̻̯̤̩̻̜̭͎̠̗̙̮̹̯̙̥̺̯͉͔͔̼͙̗̟̬̙̙̯̗̼̘̯̭̰̲͉̥̰̲͓̝̯͖̙͍̝̩̝̝̗̗̻̰́̂T̴̨̨̡̮̦̯͚͔̱̗͈̻̖̪͍͎̬͈̤̰̱͙̮̩̟̦̗̘̘͎̣̺̯͋̆̑̿̚͜]




[ Another One Bites the Dust … S̶̡̢̡̨̧̡̢̢̨̛̫̰̤̮͕̬̳̰͍͍̱̻̘̯͔͍̰̺̳̘̫͙̜̣̘͍̼̰̝͑̍̈́͂̒̄̌͗̓̽̐̈́̋̋̈́͂̏̔͛̌̿̐̔͊̚͝͝͠͝ͅͅI̶̧̡̨̡̨̧̧͖̠̠̙͇͙̮͎̳͎͓͇̬͔̦̻̫̼̰̗̳͇͔̲͖̠̜̳͈̞̰̖̗̻̬͓̖̩̳̔̒͆̔̎̈́̒̈́̋̃̆̇̌̓͑͋̈́̅̑͌͐̀̈́̎̏͆̍̓̑̊̅̂͒͒̈́͑̉̍̑͒̏̆̉̌͘͠͠͠G̵̢̡̛̻̰͉͇̟͓̟̙̻̩̼̼̲͔͎̖̩̝̮̱̲̟͗̓̓̆̔̏̌̆̋̏̈́̽͒̑̾̆͐̉̌̉͒̂͑͑͂̈́̎͗̋̃̔̓͛͌͆̄͂͘͘͜͝͝N̸̢̧̨̢̢̡̛̻̥͍̳̘̘̦̦̦̙̲̼̹̲̬̲͍͓̹͙̺̘̘̺̮̐̋͗̄̎͂̏͗̇̐̓̇̋̉̈́͛̍͑͆̉̆̂̀̏̇͒͑̌̊̒̑̈́̏͛̆̇͑͛̒͋̆̂̀̒̑̿̌̓̽̋̍͆̋̂̾̑̽̍̋͘͘̚̕͜͜͝͝͠͝Ạ̵̡̢̧̧̛̞̝̘̦̪̲̤̻̬̗̖̩̭͕̰̯͕͙̤̜̺̣̜̝̱̬̦͖̣̳̜̲̭̯̖̬͔͕̭̩̼͉̰͉̞͈̥͕̩̭̮̳͒͐͑̉̓̋̊̊̂̿̃̍̂͗̅̓̊̆̆̿̀̂̆̾͂̉̐̋̾͛̈́͛͆̆͗̿̉͐͌̕͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅL̵̨̧͈̘̩͇̱̯̭̜̲̻̰̗̬̺͚̆̈̓͊̓̏̍́͛̀̌̊͜͝͝͝ ̷̨̧̧͈͎͇͍̩͕̲̘̺͔̫̯͖͈̝̖̼̫͇̻͇̪̠͚͔͎̘̟̦̜̭̜̱̗̻͙̬͎̟̯͉̬̥͖̟̥̈̈́͌͆̿̏̇̊̈͐̃̅̓̽͑̆̓̂̽͗̚̕̚͜͝͝ͅͅĻ̷̢̨̡̢̢̪̰̬̳͉̖̟͙̹̟͎͇͉͔̼̭̪̲̼͎̬͇͔̳̼͖̣͖͔͚̻̜̰̯̼̯̮̰̖̣̙̳̮̘͎̮͚͈̻̫̪͚̣̞̻̺͍͍͕͍͉͊̈́͋̃̔̂̿͗͊͛͑͌͒̉̔̎̏̇̿̚͜͜͝͠ͅͅO̵̡̗͙̻̫̱͈̟͉͛̐̂̓̂͆̆͑́͛̒̔̆͛̈̓̅͗̄͛͗͗̏͒͑̎̏̓̈́̓́͂̀̐̅͆̏̉̎̓̔̃̾͒̇͑̿̒̽͘̚̕͘͘͝͠͝Ŝ̷̢̨̧̧̨̩̻̯̤̩̻̜̭͎̠̗̙̮̹̯̙̥̺̯͉͔͔̼͙̗̟̬̙̙̯̗̼̘̯̭̰̲͉̥̰̲͓̝̯͖̙͍̝̩̝̝̗̗̻̰́̂T̴̨̨̡̮̦̯͚͔̱̗͈̻̖̪͍͎̬͈̤̰̱͙̮̩̟̦̗̘̘͎̣̺̯͋̆̑̿̚͜]

[ Nub … S̶̡̢̡̨̧̡̢̢̨̛̫̰̤̮͕̬̳̰͍͍̱̻̘̯͔͍̰̺̳̘̫͙̜̣̘͍̼̰̝͑̍̈́͂̒̄̌͗̓̽̐̈́̋̋̈́͂̏̔͛̌̿̐̔͊̚͝͝͠͝ͅͅI̶̧̡̨̡̨̧̧͖̠̠̙͇͙̮͎̳͎͓͇̬͔̦̻̫̼̰̗̳͇͔̲͖̠̜̳͈̞̰̖̗̻̬͓̖̩̳̔̒͆̔̎̈́̒̈́̋̃̆̇̌̓͑͋̈́̅̑͌͐̀̈́̎̏͆̍̓̑̊̅̂͒͒̈́͑̉̍̑͒̏̆̉̌͘͠͠͠G̵̢̡̛̻̰͉͇̟͓̟̙̻̩̼̼̲͔͎̖̩̝̮̱̲̟͗̓̓̆̔̏̌̆̋̏̈́̽͒̑̾̆͐̉̌̉͒̂͑͑͂̈́̎͗̋̃̔̓͛͌͆̄͂͘͘͜͝͝N̸̢̧̨̢̢̡̛̻̥͍̳̘̘̦̦̦̙̲̼̹̲̬̲͍͓̹͙̺̘̘̺̮̐̋͗̄̎͂̏͗̇̐̓̇̋̉̈́͛̍͑͆̉̆̂̀̏̇͒͑̌̊̒̑̈́̏͛̆̇͑͛̒͋̆̂̀̒̑̿̌̓̽̋̍͆̋̂̾̑̽̍̋͘͘̚̕͜͜͝͝͠͝Ạ̵̡̢̧̧̛̞̝̘̦̪̲̤̻̬̗̖̩̭͕̰̯͕͙̤̜̺̣̜̝̱̬̦͖̣̳̜̲̭̯̖̬͔͕̭̩̼͉̰͉̞͈̥͕̩̭̮̳͒͐͑̉̓̋̊̊̂̿̃̍̂͗̅̓̊̆̆̿̀̂̆̾͂̉̐̋̾͛̈́͛͆̆͗̿̉͐͌̕͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅL̵̨̧͈̘̩͇̱̯̭̜̲̻̰̗̬̺͚̆̈̓͊̓̏̍́͛̀̌̊͜͝͝͝ ̷̨̧̧͈͎͇͍̩͕̲̘̺͔̫̯͖͈̝̖̼̫͇̻͇̪̠͚͔͎̘̟̦̜̭̜̱̗̻͙̬͎̟̯͉̬̥͖̟̥̈̈́͌͆̿̏̇̊̈͐̃̅̓̽͑̆̓̂̽͗̚̕̚͜͝͝ͅͅĻ̷̢̨̡̢̢̪̰̬̳͉̖̟͙̹̟͎͇͉͔̼̭̪̲̼͎̬͇͔̳̼͖̣͖͔͚̻̜̰̯̼̯̮̰̖̣̙̳̮̘͎̮͚͈̻̫̪͚̣̞̻̺͍͍͕͍͉͊̈́͋̃̔̂̿͗͊͛͑͌͒̉̔̎̏̇̿̚͜͜͝͠ͅͅO̵̡̗͙̻̫̱͈̟͉͛̐̂̓̂͆̆͑́͛̒̔̆͛̈̓̅͗̄͛͗͗̏͒͑̎̏̓̈́̓́͂̀̐̅͆̏̉̎̓̔̃̾͒̇͑̿̒̽͘̚̕͘͘͝͠͝Ŝ̷̢̨̧̧̨̩̻̯̤̩̻̜̭͎̠̗̙̮̹̯̙̥̺̯͉͔͔̼͙̗̟̬̙̙̯̗̼̘̯̭̰̲͉̥̰̲͓̝̯͖̙͍̝̩̝̝̗̗̻̰́̂T̴̨̨̡̮̦̯͚͔̱̗͈̻̖̪͍͎̬͈̤̰̱͙̮̩̟̦̗̘̘͎̣̺̯͋̆̑̿̚͜]




[ O’Niner … S̶̡̢̡̨̧̡̢̢̨̛̫̰̤̮͕̬̳̰͍͍̱̻̘̯͔͍̰̺̳̘̫͙̜̣̘͍̼̰̝͑̍̈́͂̒̄̌͗̓̽̐̈́̋̋̈́͂̏̔͛̌̿̐̔͊̚͝͝͠͝ͅͅI̶̧̡̨̡̨̧̧͖̠̠̙͇͙̮͎̳͎͓͇̬͔̦̻̫̼̰̗̳͇͔̲͖̠̜̳͈̞̰̖̗̻̬͓̖̩̳̔̒͆̔̎̈́̒̈́̋̃̆̇̌̓͑͋̈́̅̑͌͐̀̈́̎̏͆̍̓̑̊̅̂͒͒̈́͑̉̍̑͒̏̆̉̌͘͠͠͠G̵̢̡̛̻̰͉͇̟͓̟̙̻̩̼̼̲͔͎̖̩̝̮̱̲̟͗̓̓̆̔̏̌̆̋̏̈́̽͒̑̾̆͐̉̌̉͒̂͑͑͂̈́̎͗̋̃̔̓͛͌͆̄͂͘͘͜͝͝N̸̢̧̨̢̢̡̛̻̥͍̳̘̘̦̦̦̙̲̼̹̲̬̲͍͓̹͙̺̘̘̺̮̐̋͗̄̎͂̏͗̇̐̓̇̋̉̈́͛̍͑͆̉̆̂̀̏̇͒͑̌̊̒̑̈́̏͛̆̇͑͛̒͋̆̂̀̒̑̿̌̓̽̋̍͆̋̂̾̑̽̍̋͘͘̚̕͜͜͝͝͠͝Ạ̵̡̢̧̧̛̞̝̘̦̪̲̤̻̬̗̖̩̭͕̰̯͕͙̤̜̺̣̜̝̱̬̦͖̣̳̜̲̭̯̖̬͔͕̭̩̼͉̰͉̞͈̥͕̩̭̮̳͒͐͑̉̓̋̊̊̂̿̃̍̂͗̅̓̊̆̆̿̀̂̆̾͂̉̐̋̾͛̈́͛͆̆͗̿̉͐͌̕͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅL̵̨̧͈̘̩͇̱̯̭̜̲̻̰̗̬̺͚̆̈̓͊̓̏̍́͛̀̌̊͜͝͝͝ ̷̨̧̧͈͎͇͍̩͕̲̘̺͔̫̯͖͈̝̖̼̫͇̻͇̪̠͚͔͎̘̟̦̜̭̜̱̗̻͙̬͎̟̯͉̬̥͖̟̥̈̈́͌͆̿̏̇̊̈͐̃̅̓̽͑̆̓̂̽͗̚̕̚͜͝͝ͅͅĻ̷̢̨̡̢̢̪̰̬̳͉̖̟͙̹̟͎͇͉͔̼̭̪̲̼͎̬͇͔̳̼͖̣͖͔͚̻̜̰̯̼̯̮̰̖̣̙̳̮̘͎̮͚͈̻̫̪͚̣̞̻̺͍͍͕͍͉͊̈́͋̃̔̂̿͗͊͛͑͌͒̉̔̎̏̇̿̚͜͜͝͠ͅͅO̵̡̗͙̻̫̱͈̟͉͛̐̂̓̂͆̆͑́͛̒̔̆͛̈̓̅͗̄͛͗͗̏͒͑̎̏̓̈́̓́͂̀̐̅͆̏̉̎̓̔̃̾͒̇͑̿̒̽͘̚̕͘͘͝͠͝Ŝ̷̢̨̧̧̨̩̻̯̤̩̻̜̭͎̠̗̙̮̹̯̙̥̺̯͉͔͔̼͙̗̟̬̙̙̯̗̼̘̯̭̰̲͉̥̰̲͓̝̯͖̙͍̝̩̝̝̗̗̻̰́̂T̴̨̨̡̮̦̯͚͔̱̗͈̻̖̪͍͎̬͈̤̰̱͙̮̩̟̦̗̘̘͎̣̺̯͋̆̑̿̚͜]




[ Oh?Worm … S̶̡̢̡̨̧̡̢̢̨̛̫̰̤̮͕̬̳̰͍͍̱̻̘̯͔͍̰̺̳̘̫͙̜̣̘͍̼̰̝͑̍̈́͂̒̄̌͗̓̽̐̈́̋̋̈́͂̏̔͛̌̿̐̔͊̚͝͝͠͝ͅͅI̶̧̡̨̡̨̧̧͖̠̠̙͇͙̮͎̳͎͓͇̬͔̦̻̫̼̰̗̳͇͔̲͖̠̜̳͈̞̰̖̗̻̬͓̖̩̳̔̒͆̔̎̈́̒̈́̋̃̆̇̌̓͑͋̈́̅̑͌͐̀̈́̎̏͆̍̓̑̊̅̂͒͒̈́͑̉̍̑͒̏̆̉̌͘͠͠͠G̵̢̡̛̻̰͉͇̟͓̟̙̻̩̼̼̲͔͎̖̩̝̮̱̲̟͗̓̓̆̔̏̌̆̋̏̈́̽͒̑̾̆͐̉̌̉͒̂͑͑͂̈́̎͗̋̃̔̓͛͌͆̄͂͘͘͜͝͝N̸̢̧̨̢̢̡̛̻̥͍̳̘̘̦̦̦̙̲̼̹̲̬̲͍͓̹͙̺̘̘̺̮̐̋͗̄̎͂̏͗̇̐̓̇̋̉̈́͛̍͑͆̉̆̂̀̏̇͒͑̌̊̒̑̈́̏͛̆̇͑͛̒͋̆̂̀̒̑̿̌̓̽̋̍͆̋̂̾̑̽̍̋͘͘̚̕͜͜͝͝͠͝Ạ̵̡̢̧̧̛̞̝̘̦̪̲̤̻̬̗̖̩̭͕̰̯͕͙̤̜̺̣̜̝̱̬̦͖̣̳̜̲̭̯̖̬͔͕̭̩̼͉̰͉̞͈̥͕̩̭̮̳͒͐͑̉̓̋̊̊̂̿̃̍̂͗̅̓̊̆̆̿̀̂̆̾͂̉̐̋̾͛̈́͛͆̆͗̿̉͐͌̕͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅL̵̨̧͈̘̩͇̱̯̭̜̲̻̰̗̬̺͚̆̈̓͊̓̏̍́͛̀̌̊͜͝͝͝ ̷̨̧̧͈͎͇͍̩͕̲̘̺͔̫̯͖͈̝̖̼̫͇̻͇̪̠͚͔͎̘̟̦̜̭̜̱̗̻͙̬͎̟̯͉̬̥͖̟̥̈̈́͌͆̿̏̇̊̈͐̃̅̓̽͑̆̓̂̽͗̚̕̚͜͝͝ͅͅĻ̷̢̨̡̢̢̪̰̬̳͉̖̟͙̹̟͎͇͉͔̼̭̪̲̼͎̬͇͔̳̼͖̣͖͔͚̻̜̰̯̼̯̮̰̖̣̙̳̮̘͎̮͚͈̻̫̪͚̣̞̻̺͍͍͕͍͉͊̈́͋̃̔̂̿͗͊͛͑͌͒̉̔̎̏̇̿̚͜͜͝͠ͅͅO̵̡̗͙̻̫̱͈̟͉͛̐̂̓̂͆̆͑́͛̒̔̆͛̈̓̅͗̄͛͗͗̏͒͑̎̏̓̈́̓́͂̀̐̅͆̏̉̎̓̔̃̾͒̇͑̿̒̽͘̚̕͘͘͝͠͝Ŝ̷̢̨̧̧̨̩̻̯̤̩̻̜̭͎̠̗̙̮̹̯̙̥̺̯͉͔͔̼͙̗̟̬̙̙̯̗̼̘̯̭̰̲͉̥̰̲͓̝̯͖̙͍̝̩̝̝̗̗̻̰́̂T̴̨̨̡̮̦̯͚͔̱̗͈̻̖̪͍͎̬͈̤̰̱͙̮̩̟̦̗̘̘͎̣̺̯͋̆̑̿̚͜]










 




{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Rishi Moon Outpost]

[ACTIVE: BOOMBOY, a fives is speaking, echo(echo)((echo))]

a fives is speaking: hevy

echo(echo)((echo)): talk to us hevy

echo(echo)((echo)): hevy please

a fives is speaking: hevy what are you doing

BOOMBOY: I’m sorry

a fives is speaking: HEVY DON’T

[ BOOMBOY … SIGNAL LOST]

 




{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Rishi Moon Outpost]

[ACTIVE: a fives is speaking, echo(echo)((echo))]

a fives is speaking: Ni su'cuyi, gar kyr'adyc, ni partayli, gar darasuum

echo(echo)((echo)): 327

a fives is speaking: Nub

echo(echo)((echo)): O’Niner

a fives is speaking: Droidbait

echo(echo)((echo)): Cutup

a fives is speaking: Hevy

echo(echo)((echo)): Goodbye brothers

{Communications line closed…}

Chapter Text

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Command Me Bitch]

[ACTIVE: vvulffe, Codes Needed, Rexy, greenie]

vvulffe: We’re being shipped out after the mystery weapon

Codes Needed: while your armor is being repaired?!?

vvulffe: I’ll be going in my grays

vvulffe: unfortunately

[ Lilypad is Active]

[ Foxy is Active]

[ BB is Active]

Rexy: fuck

Rexy: this thing has been decimating fleets

Foxy: They’re just throwing bodies at this thing now aren’t they, hoping at least one of their bloody sacrifices will survive

Lilypad: Fox

Foxy: You know I’m right Ponds

Foxy: We’re clones, we were made to be expendable

Foxy: And the Jedi aren’t well liked in the Senate either

greenie: Enough Fox

Foxy: Wolffe… 

Foxy: Ret'urcye mhi

[ Foxy is Inactive]

BB: Be safe Wolffe

vvulffe: It’s not up to me

BB: Then perish I guess

vvulffe: You’re hilarious

vvulffe: Ret'urcye mhi vode

Codes Needed: Stay in contact vod

 


 

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: jate’kara]

[ACTIVE: vvulffe, Rexy, Codes Needed]

Codes Needed: How’s it looking out there Wolffe?

Codes Needed: Wolffe?

[vvulffe… SIGNAL LOST]

{Searching for Signals…}

[vvulffe… SIGNAL LOST]

[vvulffe is Inactive]

Codes Needed: Kriff

Rexy: General Koon was on comm with Skywalker when we lost the signal

Rexy: I think Skywalker is planning something

Rexy: oh he’s definitely planning something

 


 

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: jate’kara]

[ACTIVE: Rexy, Codes Needed, Foxy, Lilypad, greenie]

[ Rexy uploaded a capture]

[ ID : Wolffe is seated on a medical cot, scowling at the medic hovering over him and Kix scowls right back. They’re caught in a silent, stubborn battle, and Wolffe’s arms are crossed over his chest. ]

Rexy: Message from Wolffe: “I lived bitch”

Lilypad: oh thank force

Lilypad: how is he?

Rexy: grumpy and already driving kix to murder

Rexy: some pressure sickness

Rexy: he’s grieving though, but he refuses to show it

greenie: Shit

greenie: How many survived?

Rexy: including General Koon?

Rexy: 4

Codes Needed: kark

[ Foxy is Active]

Foxy: It was moments away from be none

Foxy: The Chancellor ordered Skywalker to return to the fleet, seems like Skywalker didn’t listen

Rexy: i think we have Tano to thank for that

 


 

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: jate’kara]

[ACTIVE: CC-3636, Foxy, BB]

CC-3636: I lived fuckers

BB: Welcome back Wolffe!

BB: how are you vod?

CC-3636: I bullied Kote to get a new datapad, we’re heading after the ion cannon

BB: that’s not an answer to the question I was asking

BB: i asked how you were doing, not what

CC-3636: I’m fine

BB: Wolffe

BB: You’re not fine

CC-3636: I’m FINE

[ CC-3636 is Inactive]

BB: karking hells Wolffe

Foxy: Leave it Bly

BB: I can’t just leave it!

BB: He needs us!

Foxy: That’s not up to us to decide, give him time - he won’t let it get to him while he’s on the field

 


 

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: jate’kara]

[ACTIVE: Codes Needed, Rexy, Foxy, Lilypad]

Codes Needed: the canon’s been taken care of, we’re on our way back to Coruscant

Codes Needed: sabbac game?

Rexy: I’m in

Lilypad: I’ll see if I can

Foxy: can’t

Foxy: got patrol

Foxy: fuckimgd chancelolr, wants his streetds fuckinf clean for his godsmand progedanga vido

Foxy: Fcuk

Foxy: Fuck*

[ Foxy is Inactive]

[ Codes Needed changed COMMLINE handle to Reduplic Progedanga ]

[ Lilypad changed Foxy ’s handle to Fcuk ]

Lilypad: GO TO SLEEP FOX

Rexy: haha

 


 

[Private COMMLINE opened…]

[ACTIVE: CC-2224, CC-1010]

CC-1010: How’s he doing?

CC-2224: Lethargic, grieving, angry

CC-2224: but wouldn’t any of us?

CC-1010: it won’t be getting any better for anyone

CC-2224: I know

CC-2224: But the least we can do is be there for him in the time we have left

CC-1010: If he’ll let us

CC-1010: Wolffe’s a stubborn bastard on good days

CC-2224: Well, we always knew it would be hard

CC-2224: oya

[Private COMMLINE closed…]

Chapter Text

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: The Bois in Blue]

[ACTIVE: Captain-Commander, boneknitter, Cog, casey, doct-oric]

Cog: the new babies are cute

Cog: Insane

Cog: but cute

casey: lol dare u 2 call em that 2 their faces

boneknitter: I’m not putting you back together if Fives shivs you in your sleep

doct-oric: Fives isn’t the one he should be worried about

doct-oric: Echo’s the one who’s more likely to commit murder

doct-oric: Fives would commit manslaughter, but Echo is definitely down for murder

casey: sounds fake

Cog: Are,,, are we talking about the same Echo??

Cog: the one who cried about all our reg violations yesterday????

doct-oric: the very same

doct-oric: your stupidity is driving him to murder

[ KAN dO attitude is Active]

KAN dO attitude: Okay

KAN dO attitude: I’m curious

KAN dO attitude: What’s the difference?

Captain-Commander: Fives is the little shit with the tattoo, Echo’s my favourite

[ 5 is Active]

5: c,,, captain??? D: D: D: D:

[ ohce is Active]

ohce: HA

Captain-Commander: I mean, have you ever been subjected to Echo’s puppy eyes?

Captain-Commander: That shit hurt

5: you’re right and you should say it

5: echo’s the best

5: but it still hurt D:

ohce: awww thanks Raysh’ika, I love you too

5: ew no

5: I take it back

5: and also i’m older than u

5: by like,,, a lot

ohce: are not

[ Captain-Commander changed 5 ’s handle to baby ]

[ Captain-Commander changed oche ’s handle to Baby ]

Captain-Commander: You’re both baby, get used to it

Baby: >:(

baby: IM NOT A BABY

casey: sounds liek somethng a baby would say

KAN dO attitude: You’re both adorable

KANdO attitude: but I meant the difference between manslaughter and muder

Sneaky Sneaky: manslaughter is accidental killing, murder is intentional

boneknitter: sounds legit

Captain-Commander: Oh, hi Blackout

Cog: HOLY KARK

Cog: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?!?!?

S̶n̶e̸a̵k̴y̸ ̶S̶n̸e̶a̴k̵y̷:̸ ̶b̷o̷l̴d̸ ̸o̴f̶ ̶y̵o̴u̴ ̵t̸o̷ ̴a̸s̵s̶u̵m̴e̸ ̸t̵h̵a̵t̶ ̶i̵’̵v̵e̷ ̴n̸e̴v̶e̷r̸ ̶a̷l̵w̷a̴y̶s̵ ̵b̴e̸e̵n̴ ̵h̵e̷r̸e̶

 


 

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Medics Outrank All]

[ACTIVE: boneknitter, doct-oric]

doct-oric: @Captain-Commander

doct-oric: @Captain-Commander GET YOUR ASS BACK TO MEDICAL OR ILL SEND KIX AND HIS SAD SIGHS AFTER YOU

doct-oric: @Captain-Commander HELL SIGH AT YOU SO HARD YOULL REGRET ALL YOUR LIFE CHOICES

doct-oric: @Captain-Commander I WILL SEDATE YOUSO FUCKING HAR YOULL BE SEEING YOUR PAST FUTURE AND PRESENT ALL AT ONCE

boneknitter: @Captain-Commander :’( captain please come back you’re not fully recovered :’(

doct-oric: @Captain-Commander IF YOU DONT GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE ILL SEND KIX /AND/ ECHO AFTER YOU

boneknitter: @Captain-Commander :( :( :( :( :(

doct-oric: @Captain-Commander YOU ASKED FOR IT

doct-oric: @Captain-Commander I WILL RELEASE THE BABIES

 


 

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Medics Outrank All]

[ACTIVE: Captain-Commander, doct-oric, boneknitter]

Captain-Commander: I will have you court martialed if you stab me in the ass with another hypospray

doct-oric: jokes on you bitch

doct-oric: i have immunity

Captain-Commander: there’s not immunity to being court martialed

boneknitter: sorry Captain, but we have written permission

doct-oric: From Commander Cody himself

Captain-Commander: that bastard is dead to me

boneknitter: also, medics outrank everyone on terms of health

 




{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: The BEST Bois in Blue]

[ACTIVE: casey, baby, Baby, Cog]

casey: whts wth rock?

baby: you mean Dwayne the Rock Johnson?

Cog: you

Cog: you named a rock??

Baby: why not?

casey: tru that lol

Cog: *visible confusion*

Cog: but why Dwayne the Rock Johnson??????????

baby: we named him after the original Dwayne the Rock

Cog: THERES TWO OF THEM???

casey: AMAZING

Cog: WHY JOHNSON??????????

Baby: one of our brothers had a moon rock he named Dwayne the Rock

Baby: after Rishi Fives found a chunk of moon rock wedged in his armour

baby: it fell off in the fresher lol

Baby: and thus “Johnson”

baby: cause it was in the john

baby: geddit?

casey: AMAZING

baby: do you think if i asked nicely Commander Tano would get me some glue and googly eyes?

Sneaky Sneaky: go for it

Sneaky Sneaky: be free baby

Sneaky Sneaky: chase your weird ass dreams

Cog: FHOQGHQEHO

Cog: WHAT THE FCUK!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sneaky Sneaky: >:)

baby: wow! Thanks! :D

 




{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: The BEST Bois in Blue]

[ACTIVE: casey, Captain-Commander, Denial, Cog, Kohorts, zr]

casey: And so concludes my essay as to why I, Hardcase, a loyal trooper of Torrent, should be given access to both a jetpack and incendiary devices

zr: case

zr: case my dude, my brother, light of my life

zr: i love you

zr: but…

Denial: Your argument is literally just “Give me this because I want it”

casey: well, yeh

casey: isnt that good enough?

Cog: I agree with him ^^

Kohorts: you say that because you want to blow shit up too

Cog: guilty

casey: Cap, cap listen

casey: if u had a jetpack

casey: the gen and cmmdr wouldnt need to to throw u

Captain-Commander: … 

Captain-Commander: They make good points

[Sneaky Sneaky changed Captain-Commander's handle to hackysacky]

[Sneaky Sneaky changed casey's handle to mad genius]

[Sneaky Sneaky changed Cog's handle to Scaredy Tooka]

Scaredy Tooka: WHRE TH KARK D U KEEP COMINF FFORM?!?!

S̴n̶e̴a̵k̴y̶ ̷S̴n̸e̸a̸k̶y̷:̷ ̸y̶o̷u̴'̴l̸l̸ ̴n̵e̸v̷e̷r̸ ̸k̷n̵o̸w̴ ̷;̵)̸

Chapter Text

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Ghosting]

[ACTIVE: Cody, Waxing Poetics, Grump, CT-21-3129]

[ Cody changed CT-21-3129 ’s handle to Wool’ika ]

Wool’ika: Hi! I’m Wooley! She/her please! (。・ω・。)

Cody: Waxer, Boil, this is Wooley, our newest shiny. She’s shown exemplary skills in scouting, and I’ve had her funneled directly into Ghost Company. 

Grump: ????????

Cody: I know I don’t usually bring shinies right into Ghost without having them cycle through the smaller Companies first, but she has potential.

Cody: Ryloth is going to be her first live mission, so if she’s not with me, I want her with either of you

Wool’ika: I’ll be fine, Commander! (ง •ૅ౪•᷄)ว

Waxing Poetics: Wooley…

Waxing Poetics: You’re the fluffy one, right?

Wool’ika: I’m a little sad that that’s how you remember me Lieutenant!

Waxing Poetics: Well, it’s a little hard to miss all that hair

Waxing Poetics: How did you manage to get it so long if you’re fresh from Kamino?

Wool’ika: I won a hair growth serum from Cale!

Wool’ika: I’m going after Crys for his bleach next! (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑

Waxing Poetics: I like you already kid

Waxing Poetics: I love her Commander, thank you for this blessing

Wool’ika: (⸝⸝⸝◕ั ௰ ◕ั⸝⸝⸝ )

[ Waxing Poetics changed Wool’ika ’s handle to Waxer’s Baby ]

[ Waxing Poetics changed their handle to Wooley’s Buir ]

Grump: looks like she got to skip the ShinyBaby stage

Grump: You giving her special treatment Commander?

Waxer’s Baby: Of course not! (╬ Ò ‸ Ó)

Cody: She’s ShinyBaby29 on the main comm

Grump:

Grump: I probably should’ve guessed that from the faces

[ Waxing Poetics changed Grump ’s handle to Unobservant! ]

Unobservant!: I fucking hate you

Wooley’s Buir: No you don’t!!

Wooley’s Buir: And watch your language around our new daughter!

Waxer’s Baby: Yeah! <(`^´)> Watch your fucking language!

Wooley’s Buir: BOIL!

Unobservant!: She did that on purpose!

Waxer’s Baby: (`Δ´)!

Waxer’s Baby: I would never!

Cody: Boil

Cody: Watch your fucking language

Unobservant!: DFHEOHWRHLVHEDFEHIWHIP

[Unobservant! is Inactive]

 


 

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Ghosting (you in particular)]

[ACTIVE: The Other Blond One, leaf, pondreed, herbx, Waxer’s Baby]

The Other Blond One: @Cody sir, please come collect your baby, she’s a menace!

Waxer’s Baby: liar!

Waxer’s Baby: I’m a delight! (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

leaf: you’re bloody adorable

leaf: but you’re also a kriffing card shark

Waxer’s Baby: (◡‿◡✿)

herbx: You literally just left Kamino a few rotations ago

herbx: How the kark did you learn to play sabbac?!?!

[ pondreed changed Waxer’s Baby ’s handle to Baby Menace ]

Baby Menace: meanie ٩(๑`^´๑)۶

[Cody is Active]

Cody: You should know better than to bet things you don’t want to lose

[Cody is Inactive]

The Other Blond One: Fordo’s right!

The Other Blond One: You’re a bastard!

[Captain Fordo is Active]

Captain Fordo: You’re only just realizing that?

[ Captain Fordo changed Cody ’s handle to Feral Bastard Baby ]

Baby Menace: (❁°͈▵°͈)

pondreed: o,,oh my,,, stars

pondreed: you’re my new hero sir

[Feral Bastard Baby is Active]

Baby Menace: Σ(‘◉⌓◉’)

Feral Bastard Baby: We’re not on Kamino anymore, you’re not allowed to bully me anymore

Captain Fordo: Says who?

Feral Bastard Baby: The General

Captain Fordo: Only on missions, and if you hadn’t noticed we’re not on a mission

Captain Fordo: Plus, I have ori’vod privileges

[ Feral Bastard Baby changed Captain Fordo ’s handle to Captain Fopdoodle ]

Feral Bastard Baby: Meet me in the pit you half-rate fopdoodle

[Feral Bastard Baby is Inactive]

[Captain Fopdoodle is Inactive]

Baby Menace: uh oh! ・(•́⍛•̀; ≡ •́⍛•̀;)

leaf: OH MY GOD

leaf: @everyone

leaf: the commander and captain fordo are throwing hands!

herbx: WE’RE IN FOR A TREAT!

 


 

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Ghosting (you in particular)]

[ACTIVE: woody, Mister Greg, Odd, got trapped in the vents again, Dynamic Duo 1, Dynamic Duo 2, Baby Menace, Steccy]

woody: THAT WAS AMAZING

Dynamic Duo 2: GLORIOUS!

Dynamic Duo 1: won myself some favours off of Rocket

got trapped in the vents again: how much pestering dyou think itll take to get them to go at it again????

Odd: FORDO GOT FUKMING YOTE

woody: I KNOW IT WAS AMAZING!!!!!!!

Baby Menace: do you think I could do that when I grow up????????? ヾ(0∀0*★)゚*・.。

Steccy: im sure you could vod’ika!

Steccy: eat all your mash and train hard and im sure you could make arc!

Baby Menace: I will!! ヾ(๑ㆁᗜㆁ๑)ノ”

Steccy: its tough, but rewarding!

Baby Menace: ٩(๑òωó๑)۶

Mister Greg: its not the same, but i could give you a couple commando exercises if you’re dead set on arc kid

Baby Menace: ۹(ÒہÓ)۶ YIS!!!

Baby Menace: THNK U ORI’VOD!!!

[ Steccy changed Baby Menace ’s handle to ✿Future ARC Trooper✿ ]

✿Future ARC Trooper✿: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 。;+*(★`∪´☆)*+;。

Dynamic Duo 1: I’m sure the Commander would be happy to give you pointers too

Dynamic Duo 1: You’ll make a great ARC

✿Future ARC Trooper✿: GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

✿Future ARC Trooper✿: you think so? (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*

Dynamic Duo 1: I know so!

Chapter Text

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: This Is Hell]

[ACTIVE: GunsNRoses, Sarge, iwannahitsomeonewitharock, Doge!]

iwannahitsomeonewitharock: don’t you ever look at one (1) man and feel sorry

Sarge: are we talking about Fox?

iwannahitsomeonewitharock: poor guy looks like he’s dead

GunsNRoses: I’m pretty sure Fox survives on caf and spite

iwannahitsomeonewitharock: you think he’s actually awake?

iwannahitsomeonewitharock: i think he’s mentally checked out

[ iwannahitsomeonewitharock uploaded a capture]

[ID: Chancellor Palpatine stands next to Mas Amedda, both men are deep in conversation with Senator Burtoni. Behind them, completely still, is the identifiable armour belonging to Commander Fox - he’s standing at attention, blaster in hand, and his helmet hides his expression.]

Sneaky Sneaky: dar to Fox

Sneaky Sneaky: Palpy smells like old man and moldy flimsi

Sneaky Sneaky: def don’t trust him

GunsNRoses: Blackout!! :D

Sneaky Sneaky: Thorn!!! :D

Doge!: ?????????

iwannahitsomeonewitharock: they’re batchmates

Sarge: Ah

Sarge: should I ask where he keeps coming from? according to Kano he’s bullying one of the Torrent kids

iwannahitsomeonewitharock: he’s spec ops

iwannahitsomeonewitharock: you never wanna know where he’s coming from

Sneaky Sneaky: ;)

Sneaky Sneaky: ah yes

Sneaky Sneaky: Jesse

Sneaky Sneaky: Funny guy

GunsNRoses: Bo, Bo pls stop bullying the babies, we’ve talked about this

Sneaky Sneaky: doesn’t mean i listened

GunsNRoses: D:

[ Sneaky Sneaky changed COMMLINE handle to Croissant Lads ]

GunsNRoses: Blackout! >:(

Doge!: ooooo someones in trouble

Sneaky Sneaky: Ily

GunsNRoses:

GunsNRoses: ily2

Sarge: annnnndddd he folded

iwannahitsomeonewitharock: like wet flimsi

 


 

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Croissant Lads]

[ACTIVE: thired dad, Jekmate, m(RYS)tery]

thired dad: are we allowed to mutiny yet?

thired dad: I’m about ready to punt some senators into fucking atmo

m(RYS)tery: please sir

m(RYS)tery: stop advocating for treason, i like being alive

Jekmate: coward

Jekmate: ignore them sir, please overthrow the government

Jekmate: let’s officially make @The ACTUAL Chancellor the supreme chancellor

m(RYS)tery: bad idea

thired dad: good idea!

m(RYS)tery: no

Jekmate: yes

thired dad: Fox for Chancellor 7955!

[ The ACUTAL Chancellor is Active]

The ACTUAL Chancellor: No.

[ The ACUTAL Chancellor is Inactive]

[ iwannahitsomeonewitharock is Active]

iwannahitsomeonewitharock: i’m behind this movement

iwannahitsomeonewitharock: he’s already doing all the paperwork for it anyway

thired dad: fuck Palpatine

iwannahitsomeonewitharock: FUCK PALPATINE

Jekmate: FUCK PALPATINE!!!!

m(RYS)tery: little gods i hope this chat isn’t monitored

m(RYS)tery: but yeah

m(RYS)tery: Palpatine get fucking dead challenge 7955

Sneaky Sneaky: that could be arranged

Jekmate: PRIMES TITS I JUST SCREMAED

Jekmate: where the hell do you keep coming from?

Sneaky Sneaky: >B) you’ll never know

 


 

{Communications line opened…}

[COMMLINE: Croissant Lads]

[ACTIVE: sassy, toastguy, gottadance]

sassy: just saw skywalker enter the building

sassy: who wants to bet that he’s here for sen. amidala

gottadance: that’s an idiots bet

gottadance: we all know theyre doing the dirty

toastguy: Who doesn’t

sassy: probably binks

toastguy: please never mention that thing to me ever again

toastguy: i’m pretty sure he’s like the evil mastermind behind the whole war

sassy: pls the chancellor is more likely to be the mastermind than binks, and im pretty sure that old fossil couldnt wipe his own ass if cmdr fox wasn’t there to do it for him

gottadance: how dare u make me think that thought

 


 

[Private COMMLINE opened…]

[ACTIVE: CC-1010, CT-7567]

CC-1010: Please come get your idiot, he’s messing up my job

CT-7567: ????

CT-7567: i’m with fives

CC-1010: The Other one

CT-7567: echo’s here too

CT-7567: and I know for sure that kix is keeping jesse and hardcase under control because he submitted an incident report on them “accidentally” getting sedated

CC-1010: Stars how many idiots do you have?

CT-7567: too many unfortunately

CC-1010: I’m talking about Skywalker

CT-7567: kark

CT-7567: he said he was going on a meditative retreat!

CC-1010: If by “meditative retreat” he meant “‘secret’ romantic rendezvous with Senator Amidala” than he wasn’t lying

CC-1010: He was just held hostage in the Senate building with a number of Senator

CT-7567: prime damnit

CT-7567: i’m on my way

CT-7567: please don’t tell cody

CC-1010: Bold of you to assume that he doesn’t already know

CC-1010: Stop losing your Jedi, I don’t want him

[Private COMMLINE closed…]

 


 

[PRIORITY COMMAND]

[SENDER: CC-1010]

Priority Command - CC-1010: Attention all troopers, effective immediately stop allowing Jedi Master Quinlan Vos into the building.

Priority Response - CC-5869: aw come on commander, i think it’s cute

Priority Response - CC-2030: He is really helping close our cases

Priority Response - CC-1010: I don’t care

Priority Response - CC-1010: I don’t want to find him in my office ever again

Priority Response - CC-4477: It’s like an overgrown Tooka bringing it’s family a freshly caught porg

[ CC-1010 has Blocked CC-4477 ]

Priority Response - CC-2030: I can’t believe Fox killed Thire

Priority Response - CC-5869: dar