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What Makes It Doctor Who
[Sung to the tune of One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful"]


Hey, Amy Pond, meet River Song.
You’ll find out she is your daughter
Before too long.

She set you up
With Rory too.
Yeah, it’s a paradox—
Get used to it, it’s Doctor Who.

Nobody else in the ‘verse can see it,
Nobody else here but you-ou.

[CHORUS]
This show treats time so bizarrely, I’m so confused
The way that cause and effect are abu-used
Aristotle has turned to the bo-ottle.
He don’t know
Oh, oh,
He don’t know it’s Doctor Who.

Rory, dude, don’t look so sad—
That pretty older lady
Just called you Dad!

Don’t be a wimp. Act like a nurse.
You’ve got the Doctor for a son-in-law…
Okay, that’s worse.

Nobody else in the ‘verse can see it,
Nobody else here but you-ou.

[CHORUS]
This show treats time so bizarrely, I’m so confused
The way that cause and effect are abu-used
Aristotle has turned to the bo-ottle.
He don’t know
Oh, oh,
He don’t know it’s Doctor Who.

So c-come on, Melody Pond.
Help us figure out
What turned you into River Song

You tried to kill him, when you first kissed
Then you saved, regenerated him…
What have I missed?

Nobody else in the ‘verse can see it,
Nobody else here but you-ou.

[CHORUS]
This show treats time so bizarrely, I’m so confused
The way that cause and effect are abu-used
Aristotle has turned to the bo-ottle.
He don’t know
Oh, oh,
He don’t know it’s Doctor Who.

Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na

[CHORUS]
This show treats time so bizarrely, I’m so confused
The way that cause and effect are abu-used
Aristotle has turned to the bo-ottle.
He don’t know
Oh, oh,
He don’t know it’s Doctor Who.

The way that present and future lead to the past
The way that plot holes go zooming so fa-ast
I think I might need a Doctor before we’re through
I should have known
Oh, oh,
I should have known, it’s Doctor Who.
Oh, oh,
I should have known, it’s Doctor Who.